Shizzy Lit Podcast 2024 - Did You Know? Wild Dolphins Talking!

Episode Date: November 16, 2023

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, it's your boy OG Shizzy Brizle. Welcome to Did You Know? On Shizzy Lit Podcast, she understands me. Did you know? Wild Dolphins call each other by name and shit. You know Wild Dolphins like hood niggas and shit in the seat. You know what I'm saying? Niggas, they look a little cute and all that type of shit but they gets busy and shit they be sharp sucking all that shit but they more helpful you
Starting point is 00:00:34 feel me they'll help them off about they see you going out too far in the water they might push your ass back to the shore like you don't want to go out farther no more or some shit like that but they call my by name so when you be here the Lord off and they lost it Have a little fucking sound. I don't even know how I thought That's how I dolphin sound here did you know that anyway, so they said they really like a Like Lord Dolphin calling you hear a little boo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo-woo Some shit like that, I don't know, don't get me lying to you But did you know that? I don't think you did It's your boy OG Shizzy Marizzle Y'all know who it is Y'all holla at your boy here on Shizzy Lit Podcast
Starting point is 00:01:31 You understand me I'm out You digs, man Shizzy Lit Podcast That gangster podcast, you feel me? podcast that gangster podcast you to feel me yo yo yo yo yo yo is your boy og shizzy bristle welcome to did you know on shizzy lit podcast she understands me did you know that here on shizzy lit podcast we gonna teach y'all some shit that y'all didn't know and here we go this shit funny and shit
Starting point is 00:02:05 this shit sound like it's not a rope and shit check this shit out yeah polar bears have been meeting with grizzlies and the arctic making a new animal called pizzly bear it's funny as shit and you know not the pizzly bear i swear to god i ain't even gonna lie now that i read this shit i swear i think my youngest son told me this shit, yo. Because he said he was reading a book on like polar bears and some shit like that. I promise you, I think like a couple days ago, maybe a week ago, yo told me that polar bears and grizzly bears be getting it on. And making piddly bears and shit.
Starting point is 00:02:40 I definitely would have created that name if I was a little scientist to get to meet the names of animals and shit. Definitely would have been a pissly bear already. Would have already been one. Did you know that? I definitely don't think you did. My son did though. And now y'all do too. Holla at your boy, OG Shizzy Brizle, Shizzy Lick Podcast.
Starting point is 00:02:59 Did you know that? I'm out. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. It's your boy, OG Shizzy Brizle. Welcome to Did You Know? On Shizzy Lit Podcast. She understands me. Did you know that?
Starting point is 00:03:13 Here on Shizzy Lit Podcast, we be learning a lot of shit. So come tune on in and learn these facts, Jack. Any motherfucker with me. They say, huh, y'all be grocery shopping. Thinking y'all being healthy as shit Eating them little fruits and shit You think they fresh because they sprinkle a little crispy cold water on there and keep them free It's duck so can still stay crunchy and she got that star watch more more shows on science channel shit
Starting point is 00:03:40 Anyway, they say that motherfucker could be a year old and shit so no matter how fresh he look they still got the little stick on there like that bitch premium or something that motherfucker they be spraying it with that cold water to make it look fresh and shit you know they keep it cold and all that shit whole time that's an annual apple that motherfucker year old that motherfucker annual apple don't make that motherfucker listen man you don't want no annual apples man you don't want no year old bag of apples man you don't make that much for this man. You wanna run your wife We're gonna want to your bag Apple. I don't know how much my phone might be in two months But is that a baby fucker that my son of 17 months the fucking going on here? Did you know that I don't think y'all knew that shit y'all should know that's why I'm telling y'all before y'all pick up that
Starting point is 00:04:20 motherfucking Apple Your better your main Apple Scrabble. Yo, when y'all better ask your main apple scrapper. Yo, when y'all put these out, yo, it don't even matter when they put them out. Motherfuckers be shipping mass apple situations and shit. And all them bitches ain't the freshest or the bestest. So y'all know y'all heard this shit from Did You Know That? On Shizzy Lit Podcast. Y'all better get y'all shit together.
Starting point is 00:04:43 Grow your own apples. I'm out. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, it's your boy OG Shizzy Brizle. Welcome to Did You Know? On Shizzy Lit Podcast, she understands me. Did you know that? For all you sushi lovers of fat, here we go. Most wasabi paste you get in a sushi restaurant isn't wasabi at all.
Starting point is 00:05:07 But horseradish, dum, dum dum dum dum Did y'all know that? I'm sure some of y'all know that I bet you all the Chinese people know that the real motherfucker The real, I don't want to sound racist, but all the real Asians and shit Their culture is sushi, so they know the real authentic sushi That's really what I meant to say You feel me? They come to America thinking they're they gonna get a taste of home whole time they not they get that
Starting point is 00:05:31 motherfucking fake ass wasabi and that shit all horseradish made to look like it they can tell a difference you goofy Americans this shit don't know Paul you know I can't say no shit like that I'm the baby trying Kanye Westi west me out but i'll go for your ass will think we eat authentic wasabi whole time is not probably so yeah man did you know that i don't think you did some of you did some of you don't some of you will some of you won't i'm out. Yeah, digs me, it's your boy OG Shizzy Brizle. This faggot, did you know dentures were once routinely made out of actual human and animal teeth? Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, it's your boy OG Shizzy Brizle. Welcome to, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, it's your boy OG Shizzy Brizle.
Starting point is 00:06:42 Welcome to, did you know, on Shizzy Lit Podcast, she understands me. Did you know? Wild dolphins call each other by name and shit. You know wild dolphins like hood niggas and shit in the sea. You feel me? Niggas, they look a little cute and all that type of shit, but they gets busy and shit. They be fucking sharks up and all that shit, but they more helpful and shit. You feel me?
Starting point is 00:07:04 They help a motherfucker out. They say you going out too far in the water They might push your ass back to the show

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