Shizzy Lit Podcast 2024 - G Whopp Beyond Whopper from Burger King s Beyond Burger

Episode Date: November 14, 2023

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Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, it's your boy OG Shizzy Brizle. This is another Shizzy Lit Podcast. Uh, did y'all ever eat one of them Beyond Burgers before? One of them Jones the burger King had that motherfucker was in a green wopper pack the bitch was I can't believe it's not a wopper motherfucking arm plant the plant junk the all plant wopper you know the vegan situations going crazy out here they got food looking like food that ain't the food today that's a shit it'll feel me so well they had to go I think is up beyond the wife or some shit like that when it was

like plant-based whoppers shit for the wrong they made it look like a burger shit they made it still look like a beef patty so yeah so I was listening I heard something weird about that shit dog you know You know what I'm saying? They say that joint was, you know what I mean? You eat too many of them, they could be considered a game burger. Now, you know it's 2022 going on 2023 and shit. So, it ain't nothing wrong with that shit if that's what you want to do. I mean, you know, I'm not saying it ain't nothing wrong for it, you know what I mean? If that's what you want to do, you know what I mean?

So we ain't judging like that. I'm just saying, right? Let's say for the heterosexual men that don't want to be gay so they don't, you know what I mean, necessarily feel the same way a gay man feel about this subject and shit. But yeah, the Beyond Burgers, should they say, right? I guess the dye they use on the joke To make it brown and look like a real whopper patty

I believe, right? That, uh, that shit said it had a high amount of estrogen in there Y'all know what estrogen is? That's like, that's like testosterone But for ladies and shit, so, uh, bruh Niggas say, let's say you fuck with the Lord. Let's say you get on your little vegan kick and shit and all that, right? You know what I'm saying?

And you love whoppers and shit, but you can't fuck with them no more. Then they come out with the beyond whoppers. So, you can still get your little whopper feel, you know what I mean, in the mail. But it ain't real. You feel what I'm saying? So, bro. They say the amounts of estrogen was so high in them bitches they was turning niggas gay what type bullshit is that you mean to tell me that you got the g-wop you see y'all selling g-wops out this month

oh man now look at it you know that was beyond meta't know that wasn't beyond met, huh? You ain't know that's what beyond met. You ain't know beyond met the gay whopper and shit. The happy whopper. They should have called that motherfucker the happy whopper. You know what I'm saying? They put that bitch in a green, a plant green wrapper and shit. You know what I'm saying?

But no, for real, sis. What's the real shit? They say this shit has high the family. But nah. For real shit. What's up bro shit. They say. This shit has. High amounts of. Estrogen in it. Like. A hundred.

Two hundred percent. Estrogen in that. Motherfucker. So niggas was growing. Teddy you ate. Listen. If you was like the nigga. From off.

Supersize me. The little joint. From back in the day. But you was eating. Beyond. Wappers at Burger King. And you did like yo did. Well, listen, you had bigger titties than motherfucking Dolly Parton.

This motherfucker has a neck of them. Eating the motherfucking happy burgers. Them happy wappas. Them beyond, them beyond straight wappas. Them gay wappas and shit. What the fuck is that? Get the tomatoes and the lettuce all there with the mayo. You can feel me in the gay-o. A-yo. and shit what the fuck is that get the tomatoes and the lettuce all that with the mayo you feel

me in the gay yo hey yo i don't know i know they said that shit though i put my little twist on it of course and shit you just feel me what man you that's on you don't want that man you that's on listen man you know the fgtb community running shit out here now, so they probably could get their own little menu too in the Mickey D situation. Y'all, shout out to y'all. You dig me? You know what I mean? Y'all know where y'all heard that shit from. It's your boy OG Shazzy Bruce.

I just wanted to put y'all down with that the motherfucking Happy Wap. It's them Beyond Straight Burgers. Them G-Waps. The motherfucking Gay Burgers with the mayo and the gayo and the tomato. I'm out. You digs me. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. It's your boy OG Shizzy Brizle.

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