Shizzy Lit Podcast 2024 - OGS Brizzle - SLP 2024 EP 28 - Females Still Think They Bad!

Episode Date: February 20, 2024

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Yo, yo, yo, yo, this your boy OG Shizzy Brick. We podcasting to the next episode. Podcast every day. Have you tuned in to Shizzy Lick Podcast lately? If you didn't, kill yourself. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. It's your boy OG Shizzy. Brittle this and other shizzy. Live podcast and shit.
Starting point is 00:00:30 A word of advice. For you females that used to look nice. Now you done start fucking with that motherfucking spice. That ice and a lot of other shit that ain't nice. You still think you look like you looked in 2006 And you done got up in the mix You can forget that shit You still walking around and switching like you're mad
Starting point is 00:00:56 When you really look sad And niggas that hit you back in the day Mad Putting their head down like Boy, I'm mad I hit that Cause she was bad as shit back in the day man put me here down like boy I'm mad I hit that but she was bad and shit back in the day Jack boy ass was fat Lord Teddy was gonna feel me just right and shit pretty in the face it'll fill me you had to be thinning the waist niggas like big chicks too and all
Starting point is 00:01:19 that type shit you feel me but then a little 10 15 years go past and you start doing shit you ain't got no business doing anything over the weed and drinks you gotta think you want to pop a billion e pills and shit then switch to my legs it'll fill me and down here they got a fucking gap they do they don't listen they done bad mood with every bitch down here that like e pills and shit on my legs and shit but they done made some whole other shit down here talk about this molly that shit is a couple ingredients off of the motherfucking recipe motherfucker selling crystal meth and tell the motherfuckers is a molly and shit now if you know from breaking bad you ain't bold to just be popping that shit. Or did we see a few niggas just pop it?
Starting point is 00:02:07 I don't know. But I don't think you're supposed to just be popping the meth like that. Listen, that's what they doing down here. And I'm saying, listen, man, obviously it's two or three ingredients off of the motherfucking grandma's recipe on the molly tippy cup. Bitches be in the city still looking bad and shit popped 47 000 mollies in the last five years this popped 14 mollies down this bitch you feel me and they the shit don't look the same i don't know what to say like that's what i'm saying like matter of fact niggas ain't even smoking niggas ain't even popping this shit motherfuckers just putting it
Starting point is 00:02:43 on aluminum foil melting it down and catching the smoke with the motherfucking straw if that ain't the motherfucking base head of your shit ever anything that make you look like a crackhead you shouldn't want to do it like niggas ain't even really smoked too many motherfucking bombs and peace pipes and shit if a nigga felt like he looked like a motherf fucking crack in your head a nigga just roll one up dead ass when they give these young niggas was skeptical about them joints you hit it if it ain't a big crowd but niggas looking like they was blowing them yackles when he was doing that shit so niggas would just roll up you don't feel me i don't give a fuck what it is i don't give a fuck what it is anything over the weed and the drinks i don't think me and Shane gonna take that drink
Starting point is 00:03:25 I don't want no more fucking I had lean one time you to feel me cuz I used to listen to 36 mafia and all that shit but once I got it I like it and I keep fucking with it I likes to be fast I'm a little spinning there my speed is my advantage if I lose that I might get out yeah so you just say my guys stay on point that's why I don't really drink like that. You feel me? I blows it the fuck down. I don't pop no motherfucking pills.
Starting point is 00:03:50 I ain't never pop no E, no motherfucking molly. I ain't never smoke no motherfucking boat. You feel me? I ain't never motherfucking sniff no motherfucking coke. I ain't never sniff no dope. I ain't never motherfucking none of that shit. I ain't never do no acid. None of that shit.
Starting point is 00:04:02 Weed nigga. Weed. You feel me? The motherfucking, the of that shit. Weed, nigga. Weed. You feel me? The motherfucker, the most powerful thing I did was lean, nigga. The most powerful thing I did was 151 Bacardi. Shit like that. I ain't really, you feel me? So I'm trying to stay alive for a little bit and shit.
Starting point is 00:04:18 You feel me? Get on my health kick, put you in, man. To the females and shit. Stop thinking you still bad after 15 20 years of smoking crack sniffing dope whatever fuck you do you still switching around you look diamond shit that's all i'm gonna say your body ain't the same you still looking at the mirror thinking this shit look the same as it does in 2007 bitch it don't you look crazy stop doing that shit you walk around you got the same jeans oh you had them same jeans on for six days this is going on
Starting point is 00:04:42 a whole motherfucking business week bitch don't take your um saying things off the matter of fact that was a business week and two days you're going up man that was monday through friday saturday and sunday skip that monday and tuesday but that's how many times you had them girls get that together but you girl if you had to listen how long you had them your all zone then if you had them any that's what i'm saying you can't be doing that man you got to get your together man like dead ass like why you think you still look good when you don't you smoking cracks and you sniffing all that type you think for the fellas that used to get money and start getting higher off your own supply why why would you do that
Starting point is 00:05:20 after all the instructions been given to you and shit? You still decide to do this shit? You gots to get it together, young brothers. Why would you? Listen, I came up in the air everywhere. It was two sides of the gate, man. You was getting money or you was getting high, man. Or, I'm lying, it was three or you was a regular. You know, you was working citizen.
Starting point is 00:05:40 You ain't getting involved in that street shit. That was the only joint. You should have filmed. You can be a basketball type nigga, but that's considered not fucking around and shit. You feel me? So the hustlers, the fiends, and the regular niggas try to make a way about this motherfucking ghetto. You hear me? Shit like that.
Starting point is 00:05:55 And, uh, 20 years later, after motherfuckers make the decisions they gonna make once they hit about 18, 19 and shit, then you fast forward 20 years later and see that there's some still some stayed on path and you feel me just chased the money you know some was on that path and you know means uh straight away and jumped on hop the other side of the fence and start getting high and some got killed some made it out you know feeling certain shits like that you know feeling but that's why i ain't never fuck with too much shit you feel me i'm goofy all the weed and shit i don't need too much you know feeling so i just wanted to say that to all the females that still thinking they look like something after
Starting point is 00:06:36 20 years of getting high off your own supply whatever if it ain't weed and drinks hold on and we can talk about these drunk bitches too oh Oh, there be some bad ass drunk bitches out there that you get close to and they smell like a whole black watch half gallon. Somebody just poured it on them and shit. And they had that little light pink lip on the inside. I don't like that shit, bitch. You know you ain't getting no pecks from me. You ain't getting no smooches from me. You ain't getting no kisses from me.
Starting point is 00:07:02 You ain't getting no French from me. Oh, none of that, bitch. Why you look so light pink? You no cheers for me, you ain't no kisses for me, ain't getting no French for me, no... Oh, none of that, bitch. Why you look so light pink? That's because that bottle, that bottle was on that motherfucker. That little alcohol keep hitting that same little spotlight and then that drone, oh.
Starting point is 00:07:17 That shit is unattractive. Be a super bad bitch with the light little pink shit whole turn off. Bitch, feet could be pretty as shit, fat as shit, sound pretty as shit they always done got a couple hours driving to lexington or ben's or something got a motherfucking her own crib for a beer room no kids that bitch got that light pink lip though
Starting point is 00:07:35 i ain't going this had to hit you from the back i can't never focus in on your lip or your shit bitch let's go ahead and get your shit. Listen, can you get a lip up or something? You know how it business be getting, can you get a lip lift or something? Can you get that motherfucker darkened? Can you get that motherfucker, uh, colored the same as the rest of the lip? Darken that pink up. You got that hot pink lip.
Starting point is 00:07:59 What the fuck is going on with that? Keep drinking vodka and shit. That shit ain't cute after 15 years bitch It was cute when you more first start drinking this shit, and you can drink the Lord shit now I tell you they more lit light a shit the more paper about like that shit Fuck that shit is that shit sensitivity shit you try to go in for a kiss your motherfucker by licking stuff to her shit Like yo, I ain't fucking would it any more fuck away. I'm out this motherfucker. Don't pay me no more fucking mind Yeah, you the favorite. It's just a shit that be on my motherfucking brain any motherfucker way, I'm out this motherfucker. Don't pay me no motherfucking mind, y'all. You feel me?
Starting point is 00:08:25 This is just the shit that be on my motherfucking brain. Any motherfucker way. Y'all know who it is. Your boy, OG Shizzy Britt. This is another Shizzy Littin' Podcast. Y'all understand me. I'm out.

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