Shizzy Lit Podcast 2024 - OGS Brizzle - SLP 2024 EP. 30 You Aint Even Bad How You Snobby!!

Episode Date: February 21, 2024

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Yo, yo, yo, yo, this your boy OG Shizzy. We podcasting to the next episode. Podcast every day. Shizzy the podcast. That gangster podcast. You feel me? Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. Outro Music Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. It's your boy OG Shizzy Brizzy. This is another Shizzy Lit Podcast. I'm on a super major mega advertising campaign as of when?

Now, right now. That's when. You feel me? So, yeah. Y'all going to be on the lookout. You know what I mean? For all them little shits I'm going to do. I'm going to do a lot of little promo.

You feel me? Shit like that. Shit like that. Make people aware that I'm there so they can give me a listen in a star you understand me so yeah but uh the point of this whole situation is I got my business cards done up and shit so you know I'm out here handing out big cause shit you the film I don't get for who it is anything moving I'm on shit you feel me I don't discriminate everybody can listen to my shit if you wanna hear that jack I hand it to this one chick and shit she ain't bad look at

this shit she all right I'm pretty sure niggas be on her back all day and shit you feel me but she ain't all that is what the fuck I'm saying it's a scale of one to ten the best probably is 60 or 60 and three quarters or something like that. You feel me? That's cool. You feel me? On the verge of a seven and shit. Me personally, I'm a nine and three quarters and shit.

No, I'm gonna give myself an eight. You feel me? I'm old now. I'm gonna give myself an eight and a half. No, fuck that. I'm gonna give myself an eight and a strong half. You feel me? But the point is, though,

I hands the bitch my business card and shit. She talk about, uh, uh, you feel me? I got a man. I say, first of all, bitch, look down at my hand and see what the business card saying, bitch. I ain't just handing you a blank square card with my personal phone number on that, bitch. This is my business joint.

You see me handing it out to niggas and homeless people. So why the fuck you think? Bitch, bitch look at the card, and see what the fucking business is, my services is, and shit, before you just shut the scene down, now I understand motherfuckers probably be getting on your nerves, annoying you with shit, hollering at you and all that type shit, but bitch this ain't that type of fucking party right now bitch, I'm out here on a motherfucking meme campaign, a meme promotion party bitch, it's all about advertising out this motherfucking bitch, now I'm gonna give you this car and this shit, you need to look down and see which motherfucking one of these platforms you got and stream

my shit, I'll download my shit, that's all the fuck this is about, bitch look like, I say bitch, you act like you all that or something like a motherfucker can't say nothing to you without a beard and all that, she say yeah cause I got the classic beauty like Cicely Tyson, I say bitch you take that makeup off and that lace front, you look like Mike Tyson, bitch. When he lost to Buster, uh, to Buster Douglas, you bitch. Fuck is you talking about? You all right. You was 6.3 quarters. You was 6 and 3 quarters, bitch. You ain't no motherfucking 7, 8, 9 or motherfucking 10. Do I gotta say that shit again? You ain't no motherfucking 7, 8, 9 or motherf' tab. Fuck wrong with you.

I gots to drink gin for you to be a motherfuckin' tab. Fuck is wrong with you. Take this motherfuckin' card and you'll feel me. Listen to a real nigga and with the hood listenin' to you and shit. All that other goofball shit you talk about. Say alright when bitches get instantly cute. You put the nose up in the air when the nigga say somethin' to a bitch. That's it.

The nigga came off at you on some raunchy crazy type shit. I just had you to call and say yeah, check me out bitch. You think a nigga try to put the bitch don't make me get up on you though. That's all I'm saying though. I'm just, listen. This the type shit I be talking about. Bitch look like motherfucking, bitch look like the nigga from the Blood Diamond movie in the face.

You feel me? Like how the fuck you, bitch you, bitch you like the bitch, bitch you like the nigga from the Blood Diamond shit. So you, how you bad you a bitch you bitch you like the bitch you like the nigga from the blood diamonds so you how you bad fuck is you talking about how you talking about you like Cicely Tice whole time you look like motherfucking Mike Tyson bitch you listen to me don't do that don't don't don't don't disrespect Cicely like that now cause bitch you look like motherfucking not her I don't Bitch, you don't look good, bitch. You look the opposite of good, girl. You look bad, you feel me?

You ain't right. You left. You wrong. Yeah, don't do that. I was trying to have you, but matter of fact, bitch, get my card back. Snatch. Get my shit back. I don't even want you listening to my shit.

Fuck that. You know what I mean? Because you ugly. You know what I mean? Since you want to be so cute and shit now, bitch, I'm going to keep it all the way real. I just don you know what I mean? Because you ugly. You know what I mean? You want to be so cute and shit. Now bitch, I'm going to keep it all the way real. I don't like hurting people feelings.

You ugly. Get my car back here. Hey man, you take this car. This little goof bitch want to do all the... Now you missing out on that gangster shit. That's what I had to tell the bitch and shit, man. I'm sick of this goofball shit, man. Little bitches.

You know what I'm saying? I'm trying to have the ties to spread. My mother fucking works words bitch ain't even look down and say oh what you got pocket this straight faking nigga trying to hang the personal nimbalito out I can understand it but bitch don't listen don't get yourself caught up that ain't how I was born up don't play with me like that you gonna give me some type of motherfucking action or something I wasn't even trying to to holler at you. I'm trying to get this motherfucking business poppin' and shit. Maybe you can tell a friend to tell a friend to tell a motha dick. You know what I mean? But any motherfucking way. These will be the problems that you gotta go through.

And this was a little minor problem. But I had to lean on a little bit about that situation and shit. Because you know, don't be out here too good and shit. Too good for the motherfucker hood. I wish the fuck you would. Because it ain't going any good for you. Like, don't do that. Like, you know, for me back in my former, ignit, adolescent hoodlum days,

a model would have went at the back of your stall, unfortunately. I ain't saying this right or promoting it like I'm advocating it. But I'm definitely not lying. You know what you heard this year from Mr. Boy OG, I don't know what the fuck was going on with this one, but you know, I said what I said, I'm out. Get it.

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