Shizzy Lit Podcast 2024 - OGS Brizzle - SLP 2024 EP 32 If I Was P O.T.U.S

Episode Date: February 24, 2024

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Yo, yo, yo, yo, this your boy OG Shizzy Boy. We podcasting to the next episode. Podcast every day. Have you tuned in to Shizzy's Podcast lately? If you didn't, kill yourself. Shizzy lit podcast. That gangsta podcast. You feel me? Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, it's your boy OG Shizzy motherfuckin' Brick. I was just thinkin' bout my man Obama for some reason and shit.

Feel me? First black president and shit. You feel me? My man was, you know, well-spoken. Yo, what? No nigga. You feel me? The black man and shit. With a rug. If I was the president and shit, you feel me? I'm bombin' some shit, first of all. Like, I'm lettin' niggas know. You know how, like, when niggas say you go to president and shit, you feel me? I'm bombing some shit, first of all. Like, I'm letting niggas know.

You know how, like, when niggas say you go to jail and shit, you gots to fuck up one of the biggest niggas. You gots to fuck up the meanest nigga or something like that. Let niggas know you ain't playing when losing the draw and shit, right? So, as soon as I get in, before I even swear myself in and all that shit. They give me access to the United States. They give me access. Don't give me security clearance P for president. You feel me?

Security clearance P. It mean polar status. Like, come on, bro. I'm bombing the shit out of Russia off top. You feel me? I'm bombing. Listen, I'm like, yo, I'm going to go. I'm going to hire that one of our little scientist nigg, that always be talking about making some diabolical shit.

And we be like, nah, boy, chill the fuck out. Make three of them. Make three father of all bombs. Remember Obama had dropped that big ass bomb on Syria and shit? You feel me? That bitch was called the father of all bombs. I'm going to tell that nigga, make the great grandfather, the grandfather, and another father of all bombs. I'ma tell that nigga, make the great grandfather the grandfather and another

father of all bombs. All them bitches big as shit in they own right. Drop all them bitches simultaneously at each side of them motherfuckin' little borders and shit. And turn some shit up and the little shit gonna meet right in the middle. All a kitten

caboodle. But listen. That sound kind of fucked up, right? some shit up and the little shit gonna meet right in the middle all the kit and kubota but listen that sound kind of fucked up right you know because there's a lot of innocent people in there we're gonna be we're gonna be getting them the fuck out of there the whole time they don't even know and shit we be asking motherfuckers like look you try and get the fuck up out of here because situations right get sticky jack you gotta make your decision now make a decision make a decision like my man Denzel said on motherfucking training day when yo had the motherfucking

two joints to the nigga nuts. Like, make a decision. Make a decision. You gonna stay that? You going down with your town or you fucking with Shizzy Brown? What the fuck you gonna do? Like, nigga, President Shizzy Brown? Nigga. Oh, man. Come the fuck on. Like, alright, that's first order business. We fucking something up. It's gonna be there more North Korea

I don't get fuck which one of this I'm gonna put their names in the motherfucker hat scram around Flip the head a few times to pick a name out there motherfucker whichever one I'm thinking we dropping Niggas ain't gonna keep on playing with me. I'm gonna get me a good this eight years won't be sir She hit me you better believe this shit. is eight years will be more focus truth and I'm getting my own secret service niggas and shit you best believe that I don't want none of the motherfuckers y'all point to me the whole time these whole ass niggas plot normal see the sniper in the window and shit whole time don't say nothing don't dive push me out the way and then you look right at the sniper

level is lost right on my motherfucking nougat And you sit right there looking damn. They're telling them to go here this shit That's why I'm getting my own motherfucking secret service this shit you get me because I know go ahead my motherfucking back And I'm gonna get a bulletproof mom fucking president suit with the hat the match You understand me and a bulletproof face mask fuck wrong with you nigg niggas? Niggas ain't going to take me out, try and play me. You dig? Second order of motherfucking business and shit. We're going to change this child support shit.

Oh yeah. You better believe it, motherfucker. We're going to change this motherfucker child support situation. Now we still going to be in the fact that some of you niggas out there ain't shitting. We need to gather you motherfuckers up. You know what I mean? Make you pay for your kids and we're going to in y'all faces a little bit for not being shit.

And making us go through all this shit with these bitches. Traumatized and shit, you feel me? But we gonna make some stipulations and shit. And one of the stipulations is gonna be, bitch, if you go up in that motherfucker line on my motherfuckin' man. Whole time he out with that motherfucker 10 kids, young boy on the unauthorized tip. Where ain't no paperwork and all that shit. He just do it because he know he need to do it and that's how he do it. And y'all try to play my man out position the whole world know he doing it.

You going to the child support line and shit. That's one of the stipulations. We find out you fucking lying bitch. You flying bitch. We reversing everything. Now he get the kid and shit. We going to help him get a crib. Help him get the kid.

You got to pay child support bitch bitch, full in a fifth. We gon' let y'all see how y'all like that shit, bitch. And if he take you to child support, he can say anything he want to, and we gon' believe that shit. So if he say, lock your dub ass up, we gon' lock you up, bitch, cause this shit been goin' on for 20s and 50s of years with this goddamn child support shit, and these bitches usin' that shit for they own leisure, Weaponizing the motherfucking government shit and working in their favor. This shit don't make

no motherfucking sense right here. Who the fuck thought that up? What president let that go? You feel me? Is he still alive? Was it raging? You feel me? You motherfucker. Well, I'm the president now. President Shizzy motherfucking Ram. Shutting all that child support bullshit down, bitch. Bitch, I'm the president now. President Shizzy motherfucking Brown. Shutting all that child support bullshit down, bitch.

Bitch, I'm the judge now. I only be determined if y'all who go on child support or who don't go on child support. Now, bitch, what you got to say about that? Me. Y'all got to come see me. I ain't only the motherfucking president. I'm the judge at the family court now, bitch. Since y'all want to be on your bullshit.

Now, what you got to say about that, bitch? I appointed a bunch of gangster niggas like me to be the judges in every state. So what the fuck you guys think about it? You better have great documents and shit, bitch. You come in that line and I find out, bitch, I'ma jail you. Bitch, I'ma jail you.

That's the second joint. All right, what's the third order of business as the motherfucking president? Motherfucking homeless people and all that. Listen, everybody getting a crib. I don't give a fuck You feel me you see this motherless and everybody getting a crib where the fuck Trump was building the motherfucking borders is that? Motherfucking wall take that whole wall You to feel me and use that to make a whole big-ass building that we go a house is my fucking we gonna do that shit every motherfucking state listen a homeless motherfuckers from next state

get a place to live and we gonna get y'all about fucking as a job I mean so yeah that's what the fuck we go do that's the third order business with your boy OG shizzy brown as the president we won't continue this shit because I believe we I got to go all day with this we only want a third order business if I was the president you the city no it's gonna be another black do this shit because i believe we i got to go all day with this we only on a third order business if i was the president you know feel me no it's gonna be another black president we got a black vice president right now i ain't seen the bitch since she became the president i don't know where the fuck she been at like i don't know is she still the vice president where the fuck that

bitch been at like and bitch you know the bitch like the goddamn president and shit bitch you told the bitch like oh you told the her to be like Michelle Obama times 10 or some shit like that. Bitch, you see how she held it there? She was just the first motherfucker lady. Bitch, you the right motherfucker president. Bitch, you the right motherfucker president. Bitch, where you fuck you been at? Binding all this shit.

You told her to took over the whole shit. You told her to took the whole presidency over. Fuck as you go. I'm out.