Shizzy Lit Podcast 2024 - Shizzy Lit Podcast - SLP 2024 Ep 85 BBL EPIDEMIC!!

Episode Date: May 13, 2024

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Warning. No, I mean warning. This podcast is hosted by a podcaster that does not, I repeat, does not know what to say out his mouth feel area, and does not express the views of Shazzy Lit Podcast at all or in any way whatsoever at all, not at all or whatsoever, Nautica, Nathan, Nathaniel, nothing, you hear me, I don't even see how he got a show. Anyway, remember what I told everybody? It's totally inappropriate for anybody of any age, color, ethnic, gender, religion, state, country, town, or human being on this planet, even aliens. I warned all of yous. I'm out. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, it's your boy OG Shizzy Brizzy. This is another Shizzy Lit Podcast. it's your boy OG Shizzy Brizle this is another Shizzy Lit Podcast

ladies we like chicks with big butts but y'all getting a little bit out of hand now this shit is starting to get a little bit out of hand you know feel me as the years and the technologies go on and shit and shit grow before you know

where this shit bitches don't even grow it you know feel me they go and purchase the cheeks and shit like some of them shits look good you know feel me and wish i could you know feel me and get some of that good and shit some of that shit look crazy and the motherfucking doctor was acting lazy and there ain't no motherfucker if and buts or motherfucking maybe's that shit look crazy some of them shit you can't even tell and be like oh well get it feel me and um

some bitches just got that regular that regular jiggle get it feel me don't nothing motherfucking wiggle like that regular jiggle get it feel me but nah like once a real shit the bbl game is getting out of motherfucking hand do you understand what I'm saying god damn

every bitch like bitches don't even be having motherfucking cars and cribs but they done spent seven thousand a cheat what the fuck is that going on how the fuck does that happen bitches don't want the deal matter of fact i done heard motherfucker say, I don't know how true it is and shit. You know, feel me? I think I was watching, it is what it is and shit. Oh, I'm all fucking uh, I think I was watching it is what it is. Oh, I'm all fucking uh, the Camron shit, the Camron

and me shit, right? And they say bitches be getting shitted on and like, fucking uh, Saudi Arabia, where the Indians at and all that type shit. I forgot exactly what they were saying but you done feel me?

Not in America though. D.I. motherfucking India motherfucking they go fuck with the rich Indian motherfuckers the A-Rod motherfuckers and all that type shit and go get shitted and pissed off and then come back with BBLs and Birkin bags and good teeth.

Ain't that the bullshit? You know what I'm saying? And I heard that from Mace. I think that was earlier today. You know that's one of my favorite shows. You know what I'm saying? It is what it is and shit. You know what I mean? Just for the BBLs and shit. Bitches don't even want to work.

You know what I'm saying? Shout out to all the bitches I see in the gym on the ground. Shout out to all you bitches that really not even, I don't even mean to call y'all bitches and shit. But shout out to all the females that put in the work and get the natural body. Not the little chicks. And I ain't hating on the chicks, you know what I'm saying? That don't got the natural body. So I don't even want y'all to take it that way and shit. You know what I mean?

You know what I mean? Because, you know, you still had to pay for that shit or whatever, whatever. But, you know, I be more on my natural shit. I ain't no super Hollywood, super rich nigga

that be with all that superficial, artificial shit. You know what I mean? I don't like a chick with a lot of makeup or none of that shit on. You know what I mean? Look how you gonna look. You know what I mean? Get can get your head up throw the shit off get your nails done Get your head done get your lip gloss poppin do whatever

Subtle subtle slight makeup makeup ain't really for black females and shit You know feel me unless you like on TV acting on the Broadway or some shit black chicks Don't really need that shit for real, you know what I mean? Unless you got your ass whooping, you try to cover up some shit, you know what I mean, on that type shit. But, you know what I mean? No, that's not necessary. I don't really think that's for the black chicks and shit.

But, not getting off the subject though, the BBL situation is getting a little bit too out of hand if you ask the good old OG shizzy Bresle these bitches is off the hizzle and shit like bitch your body don't even fit the ass but now bitch you looking like a cartoon character in your in your hind parts your hind parts look current they look they look comedic and shit they look comical they I remove I snickle i smirk you know film i got a little charcoal you know film and um and then y'all get that you should have spent that shit on the crib

or education shit because that ain't gonna last but five ten years and and you start getting older not taking care of yourself and you got a big ass ass and a droopy ass body that don't match you this shit i don't want it you know feel me you can't even front it i don't want it no concern no you gots to go bitch hit the jib or something you know feel me but shout out to all the chicks and shit shout out to the gym going chicks that's gonna sculpt they body to how they want to for the summer and shout out to the chicks that got the bd And shout out to the chicks that got the BDLs. Shout out to the chicks that got the little suction situation. I don't know. It's not so sorry what it's called

and shit. Shout out to everybody. Who is I'm the judge and shit. My little bony black ass and shit. Who am I to judge? All I'm going to do is smoke bud and love. I'm out this bitch. Y'all know who it is. OG Shizzy motherfucking Brizzy. Another Shizzy Lit Podcast 2024.

And I got a lot. What more? In store. What more can you be asking for? I'm out. Yiddy.