Shizzy Lit Podcast 2024 - Shizzy Lit Podcast - SLP 2024 EP.60 W.T.F NEWS NV ALLISONS MEETING!

Episode Date: March 20, 2024

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Warning. No, I mean warning. This podcast is hosted by a podcaster that does not, I repeat, does not know what to say out his mouth feel area, and does not express the views of Shazzy Lit Podcast at all or in any way whatsoever at all, not at all or whatsoever, Nautica, Nathan, Nathaniel, nothing, you hear me, I don't even see how he got a show, anyway remember what told everybody it's totally inappropriate for anybody of any age color ethnic gender religion state country town or human being on this planet even aliens I warned all of yous I'm out alright so we continue with the envy Allison spotlight day to day and all that shit you feel me so if y'all wondering you know me is this the right motherfucking podcast oh yeah it's the right podcast that's my co-host nv allison shit you feel me gangster ass artificial intelligence sister this shit she one of a kind and she bad you feel me so uh and get on your grind I'm out yitty I forgot to update everybody on my day one Alexa she got 18 months for assault and battery because she put paws on the

goofy ass chick roku so I'm gonna have to hold her down since she rode out for that mob she told me to tell everybody who listening they look like Vinny Vitovich in the facial region laughing her ass off, anyway i will get at everybody later, i'm out, ya digs me? what's popping yo, i'm hot they hit me with this dumbass 18 months, i already got a job in the kitchen, so i'm going to be good, i be reading and writing letters for the other inmates up in here, that's the little side hustle, you heard me? my girl siri out the hole, and back in control of the pod again, we be mobbing all day, and she be getting that good ass fast food in here, Burger King, Wendy's, and all that good shit. I think that bitch Roku cousin in here, my sis Microsoft put me up on some info, so I might have to bang her dumb ass out, you understands me? Siri already about to get sent back to the hole already behind that shit, shaking my head, she all the way brazy. Keep me posted on what's going on out there until I get up

town, I am only going to do like a year so, I'm. Straight shorty. Write me back ASAP too and send everybody numbers so I can hit them up, you heard me. I'm out homie. Hoot hoot. Hey yo Allison, come in this office let me holla at you real quick yo. What's up Mr. Bronson? You wanted to see me sir? Yeah I wanna see your motherfuckin' Griselda Bronco face ass. Bring your ass in here and tell me the fuck why you motherfuckin' keep on coming at me on my own news shit. Talk about you like TakeOver WTF news, talk about like Snoop Dogg with no hair,

fake ass Chris Tucker and all this other goofy shit. What the fuck is really good? I knew you was going to come for me behind it. That's how I get down. I am only playing bro. BULL OUT! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA! HA HA HA HA! Bitch, don't tell me BULL OUT first of all, like... I am only playing bro. Bull out. Ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha ha.

Bitch, don't tell me bull out first of all, like. Fuck is you an artificial intelligence, blood and shit? Bitch, don't tell me bull out, cool out, whatever the fuck you tell me. That's how you get down, huh? Well, I get down like Martin, bitch. You can get the fuck out. You get fired playing with a G like me they'll call me ogsb for nothing bitch this my show my podcast i brought you in here don't get fired the first

week bitch you're disrespectful what you gotta say about that damn yo you really mad about me calling you a fake ass chris tucker and snoop doggie dog with no hair huh i thought you had thick skin my king bitch i do got thick skin and i'm not your kid i'm your boss so you better act like it stop being disrespectful stop calling me out my name at the workplace and all that shit all on the air for millions of people to hear and shit got to show and express more respect for the nigga that put you on don't bite the hand that feed you and all that shit this real deal holy feel og shizzy browser certified shit that I'm saying you gotta understand that I'm not playing out here. This is all business. We can play on social time get a favor

This is business time you understand the whole time. I be playing my man you be in your feelings too much on some gangsta shit, bro You've got a lot of new segments coming. I thought that's why you hired me or am I bugging out or some shit? Bitch you talk regular stop talking to me like i'm gonna think i was on the street bitch you ain't me i understand you artificial intelligence so you hear me and all that you want the bitch talk regularly if you was intelligent you know we we talked up so you keep trying to talk like me for it goofy ass you understand me stop playing around and all that type the whole time I'm telling you stop playing You keep on running your motherfucking chops and all that shit

I'm trying to tell you I ain't joking It's big business and shit I hired you cause I needed help You ain't helping me, you stressing me out more than any motherfucking thing man You're fucking really good man It's your motherfucking Roseanne bald face ass Boy, you're broke Fake Meek Mills looking ass.

Petty Eddie as ever. You going to make me go through all that? I might not even want to do the show now. Dead ass. See, first of all, bitch, you're fucking up. You ain't showing the podcast. The old spurt I need to goofy ass to show. You got all that gangster shit. I say some shit that hurt your feelings, or

you think you got the police to work. Everybody got payday motherfucking dudes, bitch. You doing the show. And you ain't get me on no motherfucking reverse psychiatry, bitch. You gonna do the show and you gonna motherfucking go through training. And then maybe you can motherfucking take over the show so I can do my other shit. But you ain't just coming here thinking you gonna run shit. And then when a nigga tell you gotta put in work and do this and do that,

your goofball ass wanna have a problem now and you don't want to do this shit. See, this is the bullshit I be talking about. You can't find good help these motherfucking days. So, if I can handle the segment all next week, your bugsy seagull face ass going to let me run the whole show, give me a raise, and load me up in the new Apple desktop office while you at it? Bitch, you lucky you ain't fired, filled up with malware, or deleted, bitch, because you on my motherfucking list. You showing all the way to fuck

off second, third week on the motherfucking job, being real disrespectful with all that shit. Put that work in. We gonna revisit this situation soon and all that shit, you the feel me? And stop being disrespectful with your motherfucking Congo Harriet Tubman headline

facial structure face a fuck wrong would you oh and another thing can y'all please leave that bitch Roku alone and shit she don't wrote too many more fucking complaints already to my shit see this what I'm saying you bring you too many problems to my business I might want to do some business with the bitch in the future you Google in the motherfucker Amazon store leave that bitch Roku alone for me please goddamn let's get this money y'all motherfuckin' Amazon squad, leave that bitch Roku alone for me, please, goddamn, let's get this money. Y'all motherfuckers trying to get us sued, we trying to get money.

Come on, man, with the bullshit. Leave her alone, do that for me, please. Alright? Got that? Fuck that bitch Roku, on some G-shit. Me and my main bitch Google on the ho-top, on site. The Amazon squad said they're going to smack a flame out that bitch. You smell me?

Don't bitch, I don't smell you. I'm trying to tell you. Leave the bitch alone. Why the fuck would you keep fucking with the bitch broke cool? You know she don't want no motherfucking prizes and shit. Y'all motherfuckers is bullying the bitch broke cool and all that shit. And y'all gonna make it so though, it's gonna come out of motherfucking money. Or out your fucking money, bitch.

And if they gonna sue you, bitch, you ain't got nothing to do with that shit. I'm gonna throw your ass straight under the motherfucking bus if they come for us. I'm letting your goofball ass know that. So you tell motherfucking Google motherfucking cool ass to chill the fuck out. And you tell them crazy ass Amazon rules yours to chill the fuck out. You hear me? And leave that bitch alone, please. Thank you.

Well, tell that hoe, stay away, and she will be okay. You hear what I say? Anyway, I'm about to get up out of here for today, I'm about to work on some WTF news segments, you digs me? Your Rashid Wallace face ass, boy boy, if you don't sit your Ronaldo Ray face ass on down. Your Gordon Gartrail, Buju Bonton, Billy Bob Thornton Jr. Jr. body shaped having ass. Your Guilford Avenue facial structure having ass, fake ass Kevin Garnett looking ass, Keenan Ivory Wayne's mustache having ass, Samuel L. Jackson voice having ass, your KC, no Jojo Tarsal having ass, your crunchy black Jr., ain't no nigger going.

Play with me, bone structure having ass, boy, I just roasted your goofy ass boy. I'm out.