Shizzy Lit Podcast 2024 - SLP 2024 EP 13 - police Pulled Me Over!

Episode Date: February 1, 2024

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Warning this podcast has vulgar language that may not be appropriate for persons under 16 years of age. Soft as a cotton swab, or sensitive like a baby's ass, this a podcast for real ones, gangstas and gangsterettes. If you don't fit that description still listen to my shit, with y'all bilbalamy bone structure having asses, laughing like a bitch. Anyway, let's get get get it uh yo it's your girl nv allison this another shizzy lit podcast hosted by your boy og shizzy bristle with who's john like a zamro face ass laughing like shit anyway let's get it popping i'm out this bitch you dig me Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, it's your boy OG Shizzy Brizzy. This is another Shizzy Lit Podcast. You understand me.

Got to give a shout out to the police nigga that pulled me over yesterday and didn't give me no motherfucking problems because I had hella shit to do. All day I'm plotting and planning alarms, motherfucking on, setting all that shit for the shit I gots to do I gots to motherfuckin' run around, handle business Pick up a couple dollars and shit You know, feel me, boom, boom, bop Alarm set, gotta go, holy up

Grab my daughter right at the specific time Soon as she get out of school Shoot her to work, boom, boom, bop With only like 15 minutes left to shoot back across town Go get my young boy from school for he hot for they put him on the school bus and shit so I could take him To get a feel me family members and shit so he can chill out with the Lord cousins and all that shit in a family Anxious about it. Just try and get it out the way get it over with and all that shit handling all my business keeping myself Calm and shit here come the time to go do this shit long ago all boop boop

bop bag you know me i go you know feel me ride past this one police and shit you know feel me when i'm taking my daughter my youngest daughter such to eat and shit ride past your door probably been shit then my fucking um uh uh uh i roll right back past him and shit on the way to the school to get my my oldest daughter from school shit I see this nigga following me and shit. I got a bag on me too I gots to tuck that hope boat back because I'm on him anytime I said I'm on him I think they always try to be sneak like to like one or two cars behind me Did he jump behind me like he'd be a slick popo bop soon as I've already hit the motherfucking?

Corner to be honest on the block with the school and shit this nigga pulled me over and all that shit i know i got everything and shit you don't feel me but i know that i have uh renewed my registration online and ain't get my decal sticking yet so i'm like all right i hope he can see this shit by running the tag and all that type shit so he pulled me over tell me what he pulled me over for didn't he notice that boy and yes, that's just stick around I'm like, ah shit. I definitely know about that. I told him about the tags and shit He took my license did a film he came back like yeah Everything you said is correct You got your shorts couldn't find my shorts cuz you know niggas rockin on the phone just so happen to make that shit my home

Screen so back you'll just see my name on it. He seen insurance company and he seen the deep So Bob, yo, just seen my name on there. He seen the insurance company and he seen the date. He's like, yo, you good. Drive safe. Make sure you get that motherfucking specs and stick it together so these niggas won't keep pulling you over and shit. You know what I mean? And have a nice day. This the first time I ever got stopped by police and I was there for like five minutes. I was respectful and I let him know like, look, yo, this could be the worst time, bro. You feel me? That you could be pulling me over because I got to go get my daughter from school right down here shoot her to work boom boom bop shoot back cross town you know feel me get my young boy he must have felt me because he was like all right well shit you got everything you need we're gonna get you out of here as quick as possible and shit they usually say that just so you won't get hostile and make a scene but my man really make that shit you know feel me so but you to me when he was giving my elves and all that shit back my daughter called to make the motherfucking uh shit even more official so he know a nigga what just making up stories and shit and my man let me ride off about his business so there you go all police is a assholes and shit you

the family because you could have been on some asshole shit at the wrong time and then it would have been some shit not have been met but shout out to him i wish i remembered your name because i gave him a personal shout out you hear me but yeah it is what it is it's your boy og shizzy briswell i had to share that story with y'all so y'all cut these motherfucking police some slack most of my shit but some of my man's and shit and you heard that from she is, yeah dig, I'm out. Shout out to everybody who jacked that shizzy lit podcast in WTF News. We appreciate all of y'all don't cheat or face asses.

Dying laughing. Anyway, keep listening. I'm out this bitch. You understands me?