Shizzy Lit Podcast 2024 - SLP 2024 EP. 134 High ass moments

Episode Date: June 8, 2024

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Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo it's your boy OG Shizzie Brizle this another Shizzie lit podcast you understand me. Two thousand twenty four and a whole lot more installed from your ball. You dig? Like yo you know y'all know, y'all know I'm like the Wiz Snalifa, you feel me? Snoop Khalifa you feel me? You know what I mean? Like I'm in that category.

Pardon me. If I was rich I'd definitely smoke as much or more as them niggas and shit you to feel me. But everywhere I go they call me Snoop Smokey or something because I'm a tall dark nigga that smoke you to feel me. So I guess any tall dark nigga that smoke remind you of Snoop or Smokey or somebody like that. Don't get me lying to you But for the all I know is I've done a lot of dumb shit off this week. I love it so much. I Got in trouble for it a lot when I was little with she oh Or you know a novice smoker in the beginning this shit either feeling but around now They're talking lovely about the way the it's the cure-all drug issue

She'd help every goddamn thing got motherfucking chemists and doctors and motherfuckers going to school And they'll tell you exactly what this bird is for if your back left shoulder hurt you smoke this northern docks Not the lights smoke this southern dog And this should have make your left back shoulder blade you know feel me calm down and shit shit like that It's getting real out here, but a rough no matter how good it is That shit still make you goofy at times boy You smoked the wrong one at the wrong time of the day should have you goofy and shit

You know feel me a few little dumbass little stories, I can recall and shit like you be high shit like behind the motherfuckers right on your phone looking for your motherfucker phone whole time it'll feel me Your motherfuckers that you talking to on the other end of the phone know you looking for something whole time They don't know you looking for the phone, the very phone that you talking to them on, because they'd have been laughing at your dumb ass and been joking your stupid ass, your high ass boy.

You know what I mean? Slow down, smoke one less, because if that's what's going on, you need to just smoke half, put that bitch down till late on. Roll a joint, you don't need a motherfucking backwood. Backwoods turn your dumb ass up if you looking for the phone then that you on.

You know what I'm saying, it happened. I was looking for, I'm looking for the phone and it's in my hand, you know what I'm saying. I ain't on it, but I got that bitch in my hand, niggas. So you used to have that bitch in your hand, you don't even realize you got it in your hand. It's a regular part of the day and shit. You know what I'm saying?

So that's definitely some goofy high shit and all that boy. I'm telling you, you'd be glad people ain't around sometimes to see the dumb shit you do when you high. Little high moments is real as shit out here. You know what else I done done? What else I done done dumb? Fucking with the greenery and shit. I remember one time I was high as shit.

Oh man, listen, this shit could have got a nigga bag book and labeled There's a motherfucking crook that didn't look anyway like I'm this back this bout shit Oh-foe, it's like 2004 2005 and shit, right? I Get my little whippin shot get the little burgundy Lincoln continental and shit I remember that that was my boat bop right there that was my shit right there yeah the feeling when im in this city nigga aint got no L's or nothing this back in the day you get the lil' fey

get the insurance on all that shit you will buy your own car get the lil' fey you put the lil' you co-sign that joint with the fey you have her on the motherfuckin' owner joint you the co-owner of that joint you be twirling around and shit yeah the feeling when you catch a little ticket

for no L's or some shit like that you know what i mean uh had that joint im in the city though the shit either feel you'll catch a little ticket for no elves or some shit like that you to me uh hey that joint i'm in the city though it's late night and all that type shit because niggas used to ride hard as young bucks that ain't give a fuck that shit used to ride hard so i'm in bartermore city i'm on my way out of town and shit the west v and shit i'm up on emcee avenue coming out the little uh emerson village the little village, little parking lot and shit for all my Baltimoreans and shit. Hear that, man?

And here come the police coming up fast, coming up fast. Why my dumb ass high shit? You hear that feel me? Like it's a lane they not in, but you know when they on that moving and the moving of motherfucker Cyrus and shit, they might switch a lane quick and all that. That's why you pull to clear the situation out. My dumb ass pull out in front of them. You don't feel me.

Like, so this niggas, this nigga move over in the other lane quick and shit, but they was moving, moving. So they probably was like this dumb ass nigga, but they really weren't about me and shit. You don't feel me. But listen, if this nigga, you don't feel me wasn't a good

driver or some shit and the nigga hurry up and try to swerve or hit another car I could have caused a big ass collision and I wasn't going to stop I would have got the fuck out of there you and me I didn't even go bullshit whoever this whoever I had them whoever name was on them tags would have been higher than shit I wouldn't even told them told them I got the fuck out of there I'd have burnt the car blew that bitch up in the city I'd have caught a hack back you know feel me fuck back that was a dumbass motherfucker situation you know feel me fucking with that weed and shit fucking with them tweeds and shit you know feel me you know just silly goofy shit that if you were sober you definitely wouldn't have done

You know, feel me that's the difference that between be a be a soup You'll do some goofy ass shit that you didn't even know you was right. Do you mean so? I'm trying to think of one more just give you all three and shit. It's so many Whatever whatever what what's a good one and shit, you know, it was a good one and shit You know feel me. I don't even know bro. It's so many in a man I ain't trying to be here or motherfucking data, but it'll be definitely silly goofy of Lower situations. I'm trying to figure it out. Oh Pig oh, let's this dumbass one right here to definitely not line and shit this back like even father this back like 2001

2002 I even be safe and say 2003 and a half or some shit like that. You know, I'm chillin I'm chillin chillin and shit niggas and smoke I'm chillin with my homeboys smoke had your little Home studio so he's that I used to make beats and shit men niggas I just be chilling recording smoking and drinking and shit. You're the family niggas get the munchies and all that shit nigga hit the fridge Looking for some shit nigga get lucky. Oh shit. There's some waffles in this mouth Like I'm ready whippers up some waffles real quick and shit and there's some orange juice ahead. Fuck it We got about to drink some orange juice, too. That's my favorite kind juice and shit, but that man's right

Fuck it. We got about to drink some orange juice, too. That's my favorite kind juicy shit, but that man's right Makes the waffles hit my man off with the waffle bop bop He butter his waffles up put the little serpent up a high shit. I pour about OJ is shit I goes to prepare my wife was this shit. You know, I throws the butter all day and just right Why my dumbass pick up the orange juice and pour the orange juice on a waffle instead of the syrup. I'm mad as shit and embarrassed because I don't want this nigga to see the dumb shit out there. So I ain't even tell this nigga that. You know feel me? I try to hurry up as hard as this shit so the nigga can't see the dumb situation that just happened because I felt stupid as shit ain't nobody had to see me and I felt dumb. So I can imagine how stupid I would have felt if Yo would have

seen it because he wasn't the type of nigga That wouldn't laugh that he was gonna make it worse You know fit me in home So my dumbass mad as shit not him fucked up the waffle game fucked up the orange juice game You know me he fucking his shit up like a commercial that shit looking good as shit. I'm trying to salvage my shit That's what I did. I pulled the orange juice off my shit I I dabbed my shit with a paper towel and try Mike it dry shit I try Michael we the joint dry shit. That's the more high shit on top of the high shit. That's high shit compounded

I tried driving should that shit ain't work them bolts. I'm just was nasty and bullshit and shit. I like all I like orange juice And I like waffles. I don't like them combined though. I don't like them bitches or no or no combined. Um Evolution shit, what kind of meal is that? I was mad as shit and that's a dumbass High-ass Motherfucker move for me. You know, I just wanted to share that with y'all Y'all know we are heard this shit for it was your boy og shizzy briggins another shizzy that podcast 2024 Be on the lookout cuz it's starting the production is starting WTF news star Evie Allison is already in production. You know, feel me top ten top five. I don't even know what I'm gonna call it I might call it

top lady lit top lady countdowns and some shit like that. You know what I mean? Of course, what else I got? What I would have said, cover that shit, that ain't in production quite yet, but WTF News definitely in production. You know what I mean? Shizzy Lit Hood stories definitely in production.

You know what I mean? And the countdown joints and shit, so. I got a lot of work to do, y'all got a lot of motherfuckin' content that y'all be ready to enjoy from your boy. I'm out, yitty.