Shizzy Lit Podcast 2024 - SLP 2024 Ep 14 - IG Filters!

Episode Date: February 1, 2024

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yo yo yo yo yo it's your boy og shizzy bristle this is another shizzy lit podcast she understands me man you chicks need to cut it the fuck out with these filters on the motherfucking social media because y'all know y'all false advertising y'all know y'all fish uh catfishing y'all know y'all doing shit y'all ain't got no business doing y'all know y'all don't look like that stop playing around like that why is y'all doing that to the motherfucking nigga on the other side of the joint why is y'all playing around like come the fuck is y'all doing that to the motherfucking nigga on the other side of the joint? Why is y'all playing around? Like, come the fuck on. Why we only see your motherfucking upper body, lower torso part?

What's wrong with the downer body? What's wrong with the lower? What's wrong with the waist downer lower? Why we only see your motherfucking top cleavage and your motherfucking face and shit? What's wrong with the motherfucking body? What's going on? You hot. You look cute as shit with them motherfucking little bunny ears and shit.

Motherfucking blemishes and shit Nigga see your ass and 7-eleven ain't gonna be the same They won't walk past you like what's up, man? Hold on fuck it. Don't I reckon don't I know you got open up tomorrow fucking um The phone module real quick and look at the motherfucking social media shit like girl you motherfucking Girl gone bad 87 hell wrong with you you you like your nigga went bad in 88 fuck right with you bitch that filthy god this shit you ain't got them little bunny ears this shit the little shit with the butterflies around it a little glamour shot shit from back in the day y'all think y'all slick huh bitches got all kinds of bumps on their face when you see them for a bitch your face ain't smooth

like the fuck it was when that you. You done hoodwinked me. You done made me get on a bus. I been bamboozled by it. Nigga link up and all that dumb shit. You be mad as shit. If you a nigga that don't like bitch bitches, because nine times out of ten, that's what it's going to be, a big chick.

If you go meet and all that shit, you ain't really see no pictures and all that shit. But they down for you to come through quick You know family's gonna be a little big chick nice crib all that type shit. It'll feel me But just don't really get no motherfucking play If you ask me that's just my motherfucking opinion, of course Yeah, D, but yeah these bitches in these filters bitch if you don't get off instagram losing it using the motherfucking lumber mill lo-fi motherfucking 3d motherfucking half 50 percent

uh contrast face ass out the fuck hair yellow ass look like a whole gangster nigga in the morning once that motherfucking makeup and shit come off too. Y'all bitches doing filters in real life with this makeup. Don't think it's a motherfucking gang. Y'all bitches look like whole young gentlemen out here. How is wrong with y'all? Keep on

motherfucking finagling this motherfucking with all these garbage ass motherfucking filters. Keep on catching niggas. Niggas know better anyway and still get caught up nigga know the bitch don't look like that real time get a feeling and still motherfucking let the motherfucking little filters get you come the fuck on shorty y'all niggas play crazy out here then these bitches want cake they hold motherfucking mug up with makeup that motherfucking neck be strong and shit all that makeup on their face you feel me wearing their neck down and all that shit

here the whole time if a bitch got a bunch of motherfucking shit on her face like that for real bitch must look like a whole motherfucking young man i'm telling you for real whole young man especially you pull that motherfucker lace front off bro you pull that motherfucking wiggy old situation off and motherfucker let that make up rub off on a pillow You want to tell yourself I ain't drinking no more never drinking no more fuck that Listen, you ain't look like that last night at the club fucking door or down here in the ball Hey, what the fuck is going on? But yeah, man

You know how I go since Instagram started these bitches be cheating and all that shit and I'd be mad as shit if I see one of you niggas using the motherfucking bunny ears. I'm going to kick your ass. Y'all don't need to be using no motherfucking filters. Grown ass man shouldn't be using no motherfucking filters. I don't get fucked if it's the sunglass filter. Yeah, but cut that bullshit out. You heard that shit from OG Shizzy Brizle and his Shizzy Lip Podcast. I'm out.

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