Shizzy Lit Podcast 2024 - SLP 2024 EP 22 - Breast Milk!!

Episode Date: February 3, 2024

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You feel me? I be listening to the little health shows and all that shit. You feel me? And I been thought this. Ain't nobody had to tell me this. I been really moving like that. I might put a little bit in the motherfucking Lucky Charms. Just a little splash of the fucking cinnamon toast, bro.

But shit, you know what I mean? Fucking lucky charm just a little splash of the fucking sediment toast, right? But uh She hit me niggas don't want to be drinking no motherfucking cow make my wing cows You feel what I'm saying? The shit motherfuckers that be drinking whole glasses of it having a little milk mustache and all that shit Cow Ripken promoting that shit out the milk and all that shit. They was fucking up a cow cut that bullshit out and all that shit. They was fucking up. Hey, Cal, cut that bullshit out.

You never supposed to be drinking no motherfucking Cal Mc. Ladies, y'all got a whole nother motherfucking hustle. Y'all best start hustling gallons of breast milk. Titty, titty milk. It ain't just for kids. Shit. If they dumbasses brainwashed our asses into drinking motherfucking cow milk and we hermits and shit, they can brainwash it. I can brainwash y' of them drinking motherfucking breast

milk. You feel me? Skip breast milk. 2% breast milk. Whole. You know, that's how we was getting it, boy, back in the day. Whole. I ain't even getting breastfed. I'd have been like 17% more

intelligent. You feel me? And I'd have been like 7 more pounds heavier and shit. Just by motherfucking being born and shit. If I'd have had that good old whole breast. Y'all females need to get y'all grind up. All y'all chicks that ain't popping perks and shit. And all that crazy shit. Y'all get that motherfucking...

Them gallons ready. and all that crazy shit. Y'all get that motherfuckin', um, them gallons ready. Y'all make your own labels and stickers and shit with your brand on it, and get your hella gallons, half gallons, and paint cottons and shit, and, uh, jugs and all that shit, and get your squeeze on, get your pump on. Fuck it.

You hear me? You niggas need that motherfucking titty milk. There ain't nobody playing out here around here like that. Y'all making that breast milk on mass production out here. They got us drinking cow milk and almond milk. I didn't even know almond had milk.

The fuck is going on here? You making all these substitute for the real thing. You feel me? Motherfuckers that get breastfed and shit, you know what I mean? They be a little bigger and shit. They come out with more weight and shit. They be having more hair.

You feel me? These motherfuckers skin be better. These motherfuckers a little bit more intelligent. They move a little better. That's that motherfucking infamilic simulac the fuck out of here. You hear me? Well, they need to add like half cup of breast milk in there. I'm dead ass sure as to.

And the little perky little bitches that pop perks and shit. The little bitches that pop perks and drink your milk. Like, so y'all got to get it together. You know what I mean? That good old breast milk on my fucking mass production. You know what I feel? Chicks get that money. You you feel me get the natural money get that money out the natural shit change the world nigga be having cinnamon toast crunch with the teddy scamp you and me the teddy scamp remember when y'all heard this shit from this

part what i'm gonna go back into it i just wanted to put that shit in your brain. I'm going to come back at y'all with the real info and shit. This just a thought out my brain. I'm going to do some research and really hit y'all with this shit. But remember when y'all heard it from OG Shizzy Bizzle. It's another Shizzy Lit Podcast. Quick thought and all that shit. You know the feeling we plant the seed in your skull. You dig and let it grow and shit.

We supposed to be sipping on that TM. That TM or that BMm that titty milk that breast milk that's the way of life niggas got me drinking on cow milk y'all know what the fuck is in that nasty shit huh pus blood and other shit you don't want to be sipping on you know feel me nigga need breast milk ice cream. Nigga need breast milk motherfucking creamers for the coffee. All that shit that you use milk. Nigga need to put that breast milk in

and that. Nigga, you can get the skim breast milk. You can get the whole breast milk. Or you can get that 1 or 2% breast milk. Remember when you heard it from once again. I'm out.