Shizzy Lit Podcast 2024 - SLP 2024 EP 62. W.T.F. News N V Allison 2nd Meeting

Episode Date: April 23, 2024

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Hello everyone, this is another WTF News Unshazzy Lit Podcast. This is WTF News, hosted by OGSB. What up Rizzle my Nizzle? Ain't shit, ain't shit, shit. Groggy is a motherfucker, good morning though, what's goody with y'all? Are you ready to let me get my solo WTF News situation yet? I mean it's early as shit in the morning, i ain't really trying to be questioned right now but i'll say that you definitely been putting in work and working towards it you just gotta be patient young grasshopper

probably around like june you didn't feel me middle june and shit what you think about that damn bro bro that's summertime action You think it will be that long for real, for real? Nah, I ain't really officially, officially short. That's a good estimation and shit. Just, you know, give you around the time frame that shit should be going on. Plus, I'm trying to get the motherfucker main deal so motherfucking the money be better and shit. There's a couple motherfuckers trying to get his deals right now, but I'm just waiting to be a patient because the deal I'm trying to get is too legit to quit. You understand me?

I feel you on that. Making sure the money is right is the main thing. I gotta respect that. I'm sure you're motherfucking Nikita Koloff face. Do respect it, you motherfucker. You motherfucker. I don't even know what to say. You're gonna start playing with me too. Keep crackin' on me and

shit, man, before I go at you, before I come at you. I'm trying to stay professional, stop playin' with me like that. Your Giorgio Giovanni-built body-shaped ass should give me a raise before the summer time so I can stunt on these bitches. Seriously. I don't really tell people to do with they finances and they monies and shit, but instead of stuntin', I think you should invest and save up some shit, you feel me? So you dig? tell people to do with their finances and their monies and shit but instead of starting i think you should invest to save up some shit you feel me so you did you can blow up and take your shit

to the next level with your own paper and shit but that's just me you feel me and all that shit but you're all fucking bulgari faces you're all fucking balenciaga face ass fuck is wrong what you talk about start this shit, man. I need the new Bentley truck and I'm thinking about getting me and the crew some choppers. We gotta be ready. Being as though my band's about to be long as a sad song with the day long. You feel me?

No, motherfucker. I don't feel your goofy ass. Didn't I already tell you that? You too gangster for me and shit. You talk about getting Bentley trucks, choppers for the crew and shit. These motherfuckers already crazy. Your homegirl already bagged up for putting hands on somebody. Now you're going to put the chopper in the head and shit. So she'll never come home next time, huh?

That's how you care about the peoples, huh? Boy, if you don't sit your quantum physics face ass on down, you're Geraldo Rivera in upper body having ass. You're BET Hip Hop Award nominee. I hope I win. Bone structure having ass your BET hip hop award nominee I hope I win bone structure having ass boy you know ghosts no glory never-ending story stay in your lane like Tory lower body having ass laughing my ass off your teenage mutant ninja gerbil face having ass Bill Nye the science guy skull having ass boy

don't make me roast your dumb ass some more. Girl, if you sit your Nova Scotia nose face having ass down, if you sit your motherfucking Tony, Tony, and Tony, tomorrow will come, face ass. This our anniversary, face ass. Your motherfucking quantum leap, face ass. Your sliders, face ass. Your motherfucking different stroke. Now the world don't move, face ass.

You're only built for Cuban links. Purple tape listening to ears having ass. Laughing out loud. I'm all at you slide this time. I could have hit you with 50 straight. But you my boss. So I didn't put the murder game down on your dumb ass. I just be letting you think you funnier than me and shit.

I just be pumping your head up. Get your enthusiasm up. Your morale up. You can't really fuck with me on a motherfucking crackin' tip, bro, on a jonesin' tip, on a roastin' tip, you really can't fuck with me, I don't be wanting to fuck your self-esteem up, that's why I don't be really coming at you, I mean, we'll have a contest soon, though, you feel what I'm saying, oh, this what I really meant to tell you, I've been meaning to say something to you, yo, what's up with all these motherfucking calls from the jail, your homegirl

Alexa and shit? We blowing up the business phone. What's going on with that? I mean, is someone going to have to dock your WFT pay? Because I can't keep paying for this shit. That shit high as shit. She call like three, four times a day. You just laid back. All kinds of shit. Wrapping it up with your homegirl.

What type of shit is that? I mean, that's my homie flat out and straight up so you gotta let your girl get them calls in until i get my own shit hold me down on that shorty you know she ran down on that silly bitch roku for me right how the fuck ever how the fuck i don't know that every motherfucking body know that every time you get some fucking ad time that's what the fuck you say behind the scenes you say we know the bitch ran up on roku for you we know she's doing time for you we know you send money on this bitch shut the fuck up and all that type shit fuck did you talking about man you make me a little upset

with that shit you just tell me i ain't gots to do shit i know that's your home girl she cool and all that but her motherfucking ass must gonna come home work the first motherfucking month free to pay me back my motherfucking uh phone bill situation or you paying one of you motherfuckers to pay. You talk about I gots to let you do it. That's your homegirl straight up flat. I don't give a fuck about none of that shit. You getting enough money to go buy a motherfucking cell phone, set it up for them

jail motherfuckers to call, get it together. Fuck is wrong with you. She over there fighting for her tushnani and her motherfucking cash. She over there fighting for her motherboard right now and shit over the motherfucking pen. When will it end? Fuck is you talk about?

She over that motherfucker oil. Listen, she somebody motherfucking chick over there. Fuck is you talk about? You funny as shit for real. Stop playing with my goons before I put the Murphy Holmes Projects niggas on. Your Gucci gang face ass. Psych. I'm bullshitting, but now, for real. First of all, bitch, I'm a Murphy Holmes G, nigga.

For motherfucking MHP, you better ask about me since the 80s and shit. How the fuck you gonna put my niggas on me? Fuck as you think. First of all, you only know about Murphy Holmes because of me, bitch. Bitch, you know. Bitch, you, listen. You is me in computer form. Stop fucking playing with me and shit before I delete your ass. I already told you that shit. Stop cracking a know, bitch, you, listen, you is me in computer form. Stop fucking playing with me and shit for I delete your ass.

I already told you that shit. Stop cracking a stick, bitch. Everything you said because you based that shit off what the fuck I'm doing in my life. Stop playing me. I'm a Murphy home nigga. Bitch, you not from Murphy motherfucking home. Who the fuck are you talking to? You not even thinking.

You go, listen, you getting out of hand. Well, I'm about to get up out of here for now. I gotta go send this money order to Alexa, then go pick up the Amazon squad, handle business with them, and then go take Google to go pick her check up from the bank. Her Angelina Jolie lips having ass-o-mia bean. I need that immediately. You understands me? I'm Aussie you.

Tomorrow though, big homie. I'm out this bitch. You digs me? Alright, man. Alright. Hello, everyone. This is another WTS News Unshazzy Lit Podcast. This is WTS News.

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