Shizzy Lit Podcast 2024 - SLP 2024 EP 66 The Lor Trick Chic!!

Episode Date: May 3, 2024

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You know what? Since niggas don't like my podcast, fuck you too. Niggas wanna fucking run around and broadcast when I'm trying to motherfucking podcast. Yeah, gotta give a shout out to my podcast cuz it's lit. For those who like it, eat a dick. For those who do, share that shit. Yeah! Yo, your boy was at the motherfucking rocks getting an honorable

dark backwoods and shit. You hear me? Nigga motherfucking looked up and shit. I mean, goddamn. That nigga hit the little bitch with a half a motherfucking a half a second glance and shit.

And you know what I mean? Then I look down and let the bitch know that I wasn't checking out the little white trick, little batty shit, little filby shit. Plus, they get you with their little illusion. It might look like they have a little shape or somebody worth looking at and shit at first half glance and shit.

But they be on that shit because they're rough. Before I know it, I looks down and deflated. She turns around in a circle. She was on her way to me from half a glass. You done feel me? I'm pumping my motherfucking gas and shit. All of them motherfucking sucking this shit. You done been,

I thought she done got the picture and walked the fuck off cause she hit a whole circle when she sees me look down and shit. All I know is I finished pumping my motherfucking gas, jumping the motherfucking driver's seat and shit, ready to pull the fuck off. I looks over to

the left by the gas pump. This bitch ha ha ha this little bitch right there like, oh shit. Bitch that I'm not a cell. You hear me? I'm not a sale. You hear me? I'm not a sale. So you might as well bail, though, because I'm not a sale.

That shit was hilarious, though. Half a football field away. Oh, shit. Look at the law. Jaw on somebody's ass. The old somebody's ass. Anyway, he fucking up my stuff. Oh, shit.

Here come his money. Here come his money. Here come his money. Man, get the fuck out of here. Y'all niggas gonna get dunkin' donuts. Y'all ain't doin' jack. Jack the back up. Any motherfuckin' way. Like I was sayin', this shit.

So, boom. I'm thinkin' the bitch done got the picture done walked off and shit when I look down and shit. I goes back to my motherfuckines or the motherfucking pumper ring tip and shit. I done did that. Jumps in the motherfucking driver's seat. Start the car. Looks over to the left. Little mama right there like magic.

Get a feel? She startled me a little bit, but I laughed and shit. Like, how the fuck? Listen, man. If she was a motherfucking stick-up kid, you hear me? She'd have had me there the rights without a fight the night. You hear me? Any motherfucker. Well, I just found that funny.

And you know I got to let y'all know I'm driving through. I'm taking it in, man. I ain't even feeling good. I'm taking it in. You feel me Had to go get the motherfucking Last call Last call for roll at all

Backwoods and shit I ain't coming back I'm gonna part it up for y'all Get the egg meat And that's what I'm gonna be doing Until I nod off and go to motherfucking Keatsville USA That's all the fuck I gots to say

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