Shizzy Lit Podcast 2024 - SLP 2024 Ep.6 - White House Booger Sugar Mystery? I know what happened!

Episode Date: January 22, 2024

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Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. I'm still trying to figure out who brought the cocaine at the White House. Because I ain't heard nothing else about that shit. They told me come Motherfucking Monday we brought the heroin stuff. Now, baby, I ain't checking on it. I'll give you that. I ain't checking on that. But I ain't heard nothing about it.

I'm thinking if we found out who the fuck had the cocaine in the motherfucking joint, you just feel me? That shit would have been breaking motherfucking news. Pardon me. It's fucking right with Biden. That's why I ain't shit been said and shit. Like, listen, man, that is the president, man. Like, nah, but

no, no, fuck that. Biden, you gots to go if that was your cocaine because they motherfucking peach my man for getting some motherfucking head. Fuck that. Nah, listen. You did send me a little stimulant and all that type of shit, so I ain't listening. But listen, man. The affair is fair.

Man, we'll let my man Clinton get up out of there because he got some motherfucking hair because his little wife was manly as shit. You see, she ain't win. You see, niggas ain't vote for her motherfucking ass. You see, Obama had to try and endorse and all that shit. We was like, nah. Nah. And if you remember what the bitch said about young black motherfuckers and shit.

So even when we fuck with you, Obama and shit, we listen, boy. Your power ain't that strong. You got 74% power with us. That shit ain't working. It ain't enough for her ass and shit. You feel me? That's why my man Bill say, listen, man. I married that bitch on some political power type shit, man.

That bitch manly as shit. People wearing them little shoulder pads and shit all the time on the little suit dresses and shit. Her little, uh, bitch look like motherfucker, uh, Salt-N-Pepa back in the day when they be doin' little dances with the war boots. Bitch look like motherfucker. Jackie Jackson on the River Nation, you can look. Uh, video with the motherfucker shoulder pads.

Bitch like she ready to go play flag football outside on the block or something. You know what I'm sayin'? Well, bitch bop harder than me and shit. I thought my bop was cool and shit. Bitch bop like a motherfucking dick. Bitch walk like Denzel Washington. Ain't nobody worrying about her. Ain't nobody trying to do nothing about her.

That bitch got more bitches than me. How the fuck I'm supposed to be hitting her? What the fuck? Get near, bitch. Tell her to get near, bitch. That's why I had, I mean, the man got a little head from ML and shit. Yeah, she got, y'all got a little head from ML and shit. Y'all got a little head from ML and shit. They gonna try to play my man like that.

Yeah, little Monica Lewinsky situation and shit. Lord should have been sort of dressed and shit. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? They gonna impeach my man for that. Look at E.R. You see his wife with boots and shit?

You see his wife with diapers? Come on, man. That bitch ain't had no dick since 1942, man. Come on, man. Stop playing around. Come on, now. We know this, man. Come on, man. They wasn't getting no ass, man. That bitch ain't had no dick since 1942, man. Come on, man. Stop playing around now. Come on, now. We know this, man. Come on, man. Bill wasn't getting no ass, man. Bill had to go outside.

That's why he hired her for real, man. That bitch wasn't experienced for that job, bruh. Come on, man, with the bullshit, man. He already plotted all that, man. Come on, now. So, listen, man. That's Biden's, man. Biden, man. Listen, man. He got no problem with you. You got to get the fuck out of there, man. You old ass, man. You needn't be sniffing the motherfucking coke. You needn't be sniffing some motherfucking Sky Rizzy or something. Bonds, man. Listen, man, I ain't got no problem with you. You got to get the fuck a bottle of that, man. You're an old ass, man. You ain't be sniffing no motherfucking coke.

You ain't be sniffing some motherfucking Sky Rizzy or something. You old as shit. Ha, ha, ha. Nigga say you don't need to be sniffing some Sky Rizzy, Lord. All right as matters is. Sniff that shit. You don't need no coke. What the fuck are you doing with the coke?

Nigga, you're an old ass. Listen, you might do need some coke, Lord. It's hard to sleep. Most people are at 75. How old is this nigga? He ain't motherfucking way with the coke, nigga. You know what to listen to. You might do this in coke. Lord, that's hard to sleep. Oh, you're only 75. How old is this nigga? That ain't motherfucking way bad. Yeah, yo. I think that was Biden coke at the White House, man.

This is bad. They ain't been saying something, man. They ain't seen the camera angle. They ain't seen this old ass bop me, that motherfucker. This old ass was old as shit, right? Went in there and sniffed a half grab. Motherfucker almost got caught and shit. They ain't even pulled up and down that motherfucker.

The oldest shit to see now with Lord Benton and all that type shit. And was high. Forgot the bag and shit. This nigga ain't even think about the bag none no more until that shit was discovered. That's how old this little ass is, man. Ain't nobody else called my boss, man.

Ain't nobody trying that shit, man. Come on now, we know that shit. Eddie, motherfucker, where's your boy OG Shizzy Brown? Y'all know where y'all heard this shit from, man. Get back to me, man. Yiddy