Shizzy Lit Podcast 2024 - SLP 2024 EP.7 - Cat Fish Talk!!

Episode Date: January 26, 2024

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Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. It's your boy OG Shizzy. Brittle is another Shizzy Lit Podcast. You understand me. You know my favorite topic here on Shizzy Lit Podcast. If you go back through the archive, this is going to be the most topic talked about. Besides like the verses or like football or some shit. But these females catfishing and shit.

You know what I'm saying? You know it was just regular catfishing. It was like the show catfishing. You know back in the day. You know what I mean? When it wasn't no motherfucking social media and shit. You had chat line and all that shit. You would just holler at a little chick, get the number.

You know what I'm saying? The physical number with the paper and pen game and all that type shit. Chat line or something. Your homeboy hook you up with a little chick. You ain't see her for a minute. You've been talking for months. All that type of shit. You know what I'm saying? We used to always say, like back in the day, if you talk to a chick you ain't see her for a minute been talking for months all that type shit you feel me and the lord we used to always say like back in the day if you talk to a chicken

you never see it the prettier she sound the funnier she look i don't know if that was true but this shit it held true every now and then probably not a high percentage and shit but uh that was the type shit we said you feel me so the catfishing might you feel me it was like it was like it wasn't as much, it was still going on, but it wasn't quite as much as shit, right, but then, you feel me, the social medias and shit start coming, so motherfuckers got more access to do more grimy shit, and when a motherfucker can talk and communicate without being seen, boy, you know what it is, that's when the weirdness and the motherfucking evil and all the goofball shit

start coming into play and all that type shit you don't feel me so you know the cat to show catfishing shit exposing how motherfuckers be ghosting and playing around and shit and telling motherfuckers one thing when there's a whole other you be thinking you talk to a bitch you done fell in love with a motherfucker you just talked to thinking there's a bad bitch that sent you a whole random picture of somebody else in Arizona some month ago, where the whole time it's a fat nigga, gay as shit or anything, I don't know, man, this shit is real out here, man, so, you know, feel me, just me knowing that, I don't really see, I can get catfished, I got catfished on the simple fact the little bitch was a little huskier than she put on, like, did she lead, did she advertise, she probably false advertised a

little bit, probably just advertised a little bit probably just showed a little tore up a torso and shit you know feel me just like the breasts the breasts and up and all that shit you know what i mean and then and then these motherfuckers made the ultimate catfish act because these motherfuckers uh do the filters and shit now these bitches done used the filters for so many years these motherfuckers be really thinking they look like that and shit Some of them don't need filters and look better than the bitch with the filter You know what I'm saying

And all dumbasses be just seeing the bitch at Walmart And talk at a 7-Eleven or something like that And the bitch was blemishy She had little blemishes and all that type shit The whole time your dumbass Just seeing her at 4-8pm And shit at Walmart right Your dumbass goes in the house.

You see her at 6, 18 on the motherfucking, um, on a story on Facebook or Instagram. Same outfit and all that shit on, but her face smooth. And she pretty as shit all of a sudden. I said, I just seen the little chick. How the fuck she look? Look at them filters. It's catfishy and shit. Cause they catfish niggas that just seen a bitch.

Like, niggas that know the bitch don't look like that in boots. Look at that motherfucker picture, you know what I'm saying? And convince they self, you know what I'm saying, that the bitch is still bad and shit, you know what I'm saying? Now, you know, a bitch can get away with being funny looking if she got a nice little cheek situation, the body getting curvy, you know what I'm saying, and worthy, you know what I mean? She could look like a motherfucking Kirby. Niggas really don't give a fuck a real nigga any motherfucking way and shit, you know feel me and worthy you know mean she could look like a mother fucking kirby niggas really don't give a fuck a real nigga any mother fucking way and shit you know mean but uh yeah these bitches be using that shit so much and all that shit and then really mother fucking um really start to believe in shit they they look like that until a nigga guy put them back in

their place and shit you know feel me bitches be all the bitches don't want to do shit for real and think they pulled to just get a nigga to drop the back man listen bitch this shit listen oh you got me fucked up i mean this nigga's out here at the door so you definitely got an audience for that shit but you definitely is other niggas like me that ain't having that shit bitch fuck is you bringing to the table bitch listen bitch why is you were why how's you worthy to get a nigga with a bunch of money, all you doing is sitting in the motherfucking, uh, Canberra and shit, you done bought two little outfits from motherfucking Fashion Nova, you done bought two outfits from City Trends and shit, you done feel me, two outfits from Gabe's or Foreman Mills or something and shit, and niggas let y'all bitches

get away with any motherfucking thing, y'all bitches can have a $6.77 outfit on, you done feel me, long as y'all little toes pretty and shit, y'all got a little pretty face, y'all bitches can have a $6.77 outfit on, you know what I'm saying, as long as y'all little toes pretty and shit, y'all got a little pretty face, y'all bitches got the wig on, half of you bitches bald-headed, don't even look like that if a nigga with the motherfucking go to sleep and shit, if a nigga with the actually get you and shit, link it up, finesse it and shit, and take a nap with you and wake up, and spend the night and all that shit, niggas ain't even going, like, yo, who is you? Like, you ain't the same bitch that the makeup done rubbed off on, the little joint your lashes done came off.

You done feel me? Your butt ain't as big as it looked when you hit it with the angle shot and all that type shit. You done feel me? And now a nigga just feeling stupid. You bitches talking about, yeah, I need a nigga. Bitches, y'all listen. Most of you bitches ain't shit these days and shit.

And for the ones that ain't, I ain't talking to you. But don't let them listen. I listen. I'm the one, right? You feel me? I'm going to call you bitches out. And the bitches that ain't the bitches I'm talking about need to be calling these bitches out too.