Shizzy Lit Podcast 2024 - SLP 2024 EP.9 - White White House! (Prev Rec)

Episode Date: January 27, 2024

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Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. It's your boy OG Shizzy Bristle. This is another Shizzy Lit Podcast. Hold on, though. Did a nigga really make the house white? Did a nigga really make the White House white? They say somebody done left their cocaine stash and they on

their ass. They gonna get to the bottom of this situation very fast. It ain't been fast. That shit's like a week or two ago, like lastay and shit is on its way to the next sunday they tripping you feel me they know who did it they try motherfucking let a nigga come and fess up they say they doing dna test sort of job you know family they gonna check the list and cameras and see who was in and out that early and all that shit because it

supposed to be under construction so whoever they see going back there that's the culprit right there shit i mean you know they say it was close to the uh secretive situational room you feel me when situations that secret you might need some cocaine i ain't never listened i ain't never did it you feel me i'm just saying these motherfuckers if the situation is that situational well they got a room for the situation they might need to bust that motherfucker down on the table you fucked up the situation coke that's what they do they ritually sniff coke while they uh you know coming up with the government's i don't know man you know that's where the coke came from so why the fuck is y'all so surprised i thought thought they found like a kilo or something. They found like a good

two, three grams and shit. Almost an E. Beasley. But you know, they gonna whoever they gonna put it on whoever they find out did it. They gonna smash your ass. You done bought cocaine in the White House. You done bought the white into the white.

You bought the what and did the what? What the fuck is going on? Whoever did that, that's what drugs do. Cocaine is a hell of a drug. Hey, you leaving it in the White House. You done made the White House that much motherfucking white. We all know what you did. You done did that.

Because come Monday, you know what I'm saying? It ain't going to be a fun day. You know what you think you done did that just come Monday here to fill me it ain't gonna be a fun day any motherfucking way oh I just had to let y'all know that nigga got the felt the cocaine think it's gonna try find a way to say Obama did it watch what I tell you ain't gonna try find a way to say Obama do we know old time Trump sniff coke shit they could be too loose and say anything not to and shit. My man too loose. I don't know. I ain't gonna put the bone out on my man. You know what I'm saying?

But uh, yeah. It's your boy. I'm out.