Shizzy Lit Podcast 2024 - What's a Bad Bi%$h To Me?

Episode Date: December 17, 2023

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yo yo yo yo yo yo what's your boy og shizzy bristle this is another shizzy lit podcast i got a question for the guys you know family uh what do y'all consider a bad bitch y'all just go by looks y'all go by this shit on the gram all these bitches looking the same and shit with no shame fucking up the game you feel me who was the blame bitch has got least front with the baby has the ship it's got the motherfucking fox mink eyelash game with the eyebrow game drew on you can feel me uh the lip gloss popping with the uh the uh the collagen plump in the in the top lip situation you get the collagen pump lip and in the top lip and the regular lips stay the regular so that look weird and i don't know why you want

to look like that then you got a inch of makeup on and that come off like car paint when they respray and and um you know a lot of other gadgets and shit to make this bitch look good i mean if that's what y'all consider i like a natural bad bitch that's just bad and shit no makeup and all that shit on if she put makeup on she only got to put a dab of makeup on and she's just astonishing to look at. You feel me, shit like that. But, yeah, what's y'all preference and shit? I mean, you know, face, body, you feel me? Bitch got to have pretty toes and shit.

Mine ain't. So, bitch, yours ain't. Bitch, we can't be having no ugly toe contest around here, bitch. So, you're going to have to be winning every time. Or you gots to here, bitch. So you're going to have to be winning every time. Or you gots to go, bitch. If you ain't, bitch, if I win, that's a motherfucking sin. And I don't want to see your ass again.

Get the fuck on for round me. You know what I'm saying? Any motherfucking way. But, you know what I'm saying? Of course it's the looks. You know what I'm saying? That's what you'll first get attracted by. You know what I'm saying?

The looks pull you in. You might love how a bitch looks. She might be sexy and shit, but she get all your nerves and shit. So now let me get into that part. Aside the looks, besides the looks, right? A bad bitch to me is a bitch that know how to shut the fuck up when I needed to shut the fuck up. Especially when she wrong.

You feel me? Please. Listen, that's vital. That's one of the bitches. Listen. especially when she wrong. You feel me? Please, like, listen, that's vital. That's one of the, bitch, listen. I don't want no submissive bitch that just let me talk to any kind of

and all that, bitch. If you standing on something and I'm going against what you stand on, bitch, you got to, you motherfucking stand on what you stand on and defend yourself

and all that shit. But if you dead ass wrong, if you assume like a lot of bitches doing shit and be dead and assume loud and wrong as a motherfucker and then i can prove that you loud and wrong as a motherfucker just shut up and take that you're right oh my bad and shut up switch the subject don't keep running your mouth making me mad that you already made because it's the worst now because you know you're wrong you're still running your mouth and you don't want to be a woman in a minute.

Vice versa. Ladies don't deal with that shit. You feel me? But that's one. You feel me? And, you know, communication and shit. If I say something to a bitch,

you feel me? Every time I say something to her, I don't want to have to repeat myself or you ain't hear me or every time it benefits you, you ain't hear what I say and all that type of shit. shit i can't stand i can't stand that type shit i can't stand a chick that's super intelligent every other time except when we get into it and shit when i start asking simple ass questions you don't feel me and um they can't be answered

now you don't even look the same you You look ten-curve stupid and shit because you want to keep arguing and ain't got a fucking leg to stand on and shit. Ain't got a pot to piss in. But you want to still run your motherfucking mouth and upset me and fuck my day up and stress me the fuck out. You know what I'm saying? So shit like that and what else? What else? What else? You know what I'm saying?

That's basically it. You know what I'm saying? Bitch, keep accusing me of something. Bitch, first of all, I'm the realest nigga you know. I'm going to tell, what I was. You feel me? That's like, that's basically it. You feel me? Bitch keep accusing me of something. Bitch, first of all, I'm the realest nigga you know. I'm going to tell you what it is. It ain't, listen, I'm going to tell you what it is. You can act like you ain't hear me when I told you what it was or whatever. You ain't never got a wonder with me.

You feel me? You can play stupid and act like you don't know what the fuck going on. That's a whole different thing. That ain't the same. Because, bitch, you're going to know what's going on with me. I'm going to keep it all the way up being with you. And I you i'm gonna do it a few times i might get tired of doing that shit and that's when i'm gonna cut you off because you in denial now you feel me but uh yeah so besides from the looks and all that shit nice shape and shit you know i like you know i'm gonna ask not

like a bitch with a nice i had some nice titties ain't gotta be super big it could be just right like the porch you know feel me that goldilocks accepted and shit but yeah you know me and then the attitude shit you know me bitch i don't want you to be no super nice super friendly shit but god damn bitch we ain't gotta be mean witchy all day dragon lady niggas ain't with that shit you know feel me i mean and uh you know you can't get treated you can't get treated like the can't get treated like the traditional women get treated because y'all ain't shit like the traditional women. Y'all don't, y'all don't do shit. You know what I'm saying? Y'all don't do shit. You know what I'm saying? Step child,

lock a nigga down and fuck his shit up and then complain and then fuck it up and then go ahead about your business. Like a nigga can't really win, you know what I'm saying? A nigga can't really win and shit, even though I ain't gonna say it all, but you know my disclaimer. It ain't never all women and shit. It ain't never 100% of a group, so we all know this. So disclaimer, shout out to the real women, you know what I'm saying? Everybody got their shit with them. I ain't

talking about the normal shit everybody got. I'm talking about the bullshit. It's your boy I'm out. You digs me.