Shizzy Lit Podcast 2024 - When I Quit Smoking Newports!

Episode Date: November 19, 2023

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Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, it's your boy OG Shizzy Brizle, this is another Shizzy Lit Podcast, you understand me? Yo, I remember when I stopped smoking, Fuggs, boy, it was a motherfucking ordeal. You hear me? It was a motherfucking ordeal. Any motherfucking way. Listen.

Everybody around me, my little crew would stop smoking cigarettes and shit back to back. Hey, this one person stopped smoking, then another person stopped smoking. Everybody start going to the gym every morning and all that shit. Guess who didn't go? Me.

Guess who didn't stop smoking? Me. It took me a little minute and shit. You got to want to. You got to prepare yourself psychologically because you know that's a mind thing. The receptors in your mind be on the grind. You feel me? They be wanting that nicotine and all that extra shit.

But see, you don't just be getting nicotine with a cigarette. You get like 700 other chemicals which fucks you up and all that shit. Nigga already smoke weed and all that shit. You feel me? Nigga don't need to be addicted to no more extra shit. And I need more room for the motherfucker weed smoke. If it's going to be smoke in my body, let it be weed smoke, not this shit we call fugs in Baltimore, not this motherfucking cigarette tobacco shit.

You understand me? It's just not civilized, this shit. And then my brother was telling me how, like, he had smoked one cigarette. That bitch was funky. That shit made his stomach hurt when he hit it. That shit wasn't right. I think I got one of them motherfuckers, boy. Because I smoked a little funky-ass cigarette one time.

Boy, that shit made my motherfucker's stomach curl up. I wasn't right the whole day. Made it feel like I had the shit all day. You hear me? But I didn't. Nigga kept getting on the taller than shit. Preparing yourself for the bowel movement. It ain't never happened.

My motherfucker's stomach was queasy and motherfucking, listen, that motherfucker was bubbly, queasy, and uneasy. You hear me? Shit wasn't right. You know what I mean? So I'm like, yo, I'm about to be started smoking after that. I ain't going to lie, though. This is how I did it. I did cop one more farewell pack.

I had to say farewell with a bang on a new P-game. Them new parts, boy. You know they like cracks. They like 20 little cracks in the pack, Jack. You with me? But, yeah, boy, I bought my last pack, and I bought one of them little electronic cigarettes, those disposable joints that you can just motherfucking um throw away when you done and get about 500 puffs out the motherfucking

straight nicotine you understand me no other chemicals so I'm like all right cool and then God must have been with me and shit because as I left the store from purchasing my last farewell pack of Newports and electronic disposable cigarette. I goes past my good friend's home and they having a little, I ain't gonna say quite yard sale, but an out front sale. You hear me? And in that out front sale, it was a bunch of packs of Nicorette gum, all different kinds of milligrams. I'm like, it was like, oh! The little Miracle music with the little light down from the heavens on the Nicorette packs and shit.

Because it was just amazing how all of a sudden they got the outside sale with hella packs of Nicorette gum when I'm telling myself I'm about to stop smoking and just bought an apparatus to help me stop smoking after that fair farewell pack of Newport's or a Getz Blue Dial something serious.

She understands me. So I go in and purchase all them joints. I purchase about eight packs of them bitches, all different milligrams and shit to work your weight out and shit. You know, feel me? And I did some research and shit because I was going to school at the time. So I was a researching fool and genius. You understand me? All at one time. So I was a researching fool and genius. You understand me?

All at one time. You know what I mean? And they say the best thing to do to stop smoking cigarettes is, you know what I mean? The shit that you used to doing with them and shit. You got to break yourself out of them habits and shit. Like when you wake up in the morning, you want to smoke a cigarette. When you go take a shit, you want to smoke a cigarette. After you eat, you want to smoke a cigarette.

After you have sex, you want to smoke a cigarette. After anything, you want to smoke a cigarette. After you eat, you want to smoke a cigarette. After you have sex, you want to smoke a cigarette. After anything, you want to smoke a cigarette. At work on break, you want to smoke a cigarette. After work, you want a cigarette. You know what I'm saying? Just when you're bored, you smoke a cigarette. You know what I mean? Every time.

You know what I'm saying? And I was realizing that. So you got to break yourself out that joint. So I was waking up in the morning. You know what feel me? I had a little electronic apparatus. This after the pack, the last pack gone and shit. Had a little apparatus and shit.

You know, feel me? Boom, boom, bop. Hit that bitch a few times and shit when I go. You know what I mean? If I got shit in the morning or something, I, you know what I mean? Take that bitch with me and all that. Half a little blunts rolled up. You know what I mean? Boom. Hit the motherfucking little electronic shit two tray times. I you the main take that bitch with me and all that half a little blunts rolled up in the mean

But hit the mall fucking little electronic shit to trade times and shit nice nice little hail Situation and shit in the main pop up in the main and you just gotta break yourself out of smoking is a is the old Fixation you just used to smoking cigarettes and shit. You know feel me when you're're doing certain shit? So slowly but surely, I broke myself out there. Two days go by. Four days go by. A week go by. You feeling proud of yourself after seven days? I'm going to keep it a bean.

If you're a real cigarette smoker like me, I was blowing them Newport 100s. Them bitches was mean. 100s. I ain't sharing them. No, you get your own, John. That was another reason I quit, too, because ain't sharing them, no, you get your own, John, that was another reason I quit, too, because them bitches was getting too high, they was killing me too softly, and motherfucking, uh, not even softly, because I started feeling them bitches in my back,

you know what I mean, niggas was begging for them too much, and them shits was too high, so it was hella reasons to quit, not only health, also you hear me you know me so slowly but surely man time just goes by i start smoking black and miles and shit and they definitely say that is not a good alternative for quitting smoking and shit so i had to quit cigarettes and i had to quit black and miles then i went on a motherfucking hookah motherfucking uh yeah me and my niggas was just hookah barn at the fuck up But then I went and got my own personal hooker and shit It was just hooking up at the house had to quit hooker

Then I'm all fucking say fuck it. I'm a vape then fuck it Then I start saying commercials about that'll fuck you up. I'm saying that goddamn I can't smoke shit in peace You with me you to feel me? So I just stopped fucking with the vapes to you and shit So nigga, I really stopped smoking, I really, really, really, really, really, really, really stopped smoking, I had to stop smoking everything, and it all started from cigarettes, you know, feel me, and it was a little, it was a little struggle with the motherfucking casino black in my house too, because I wasn't smoking no wine, no none of that shit give me a casino the one with the black tip so you already know it's harsh i like that

gangster shit you feel me like black blunts and black cigars you dig me ride around in all black cars any motherfucking way it's your boy og shizzy bruce well i just had to let y'all know about that situation oh and by the way i've been six, seven years Newport nicotine smoking. I ain't going to say nicotine free because I still blow the shit out of some backwoods. You know what I mean? Game leafs and all that shit. So it's still nicotine in them. But Newport free for about six and a half, seven years.

You dig me? I think I believe I started the stop game in 2015, if I'm not mistaken. You know what I mean? So, if I could stop smoking fugs the way I was smoking fugs, I was a fug emperor. I was a cigarette motherfucking guru. You hear me? Nigga loved fugs. You dig?

You know what I mean? But if I could stop that crack head, I could stop smoking crack. You dig? You know what I mean? But if I can stop that crack head to stop smoking crack, you dig me? But don't ever try to tell me stop smoking weed because I'm going to look you in the eye and say, no, indeed. It's your boy, OG Shizzy Brizle. Don't forget to follow me on all social media shits all across the board, Shizzy Lit Podcast. And don't forget to follow that motherfucking Shizzy Lit Podcast on all your streaming platforms. You understand me. I'm out there everywhere. You understand me.

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