Should I Delete That? - Is It Just Me: Bum fun air mattress

Episode Date: May 29, 2024

In this week's IIJM, Em and Alex come to you from backstage discuss Al's hand eye coordination, the phrase bum fun and why being a stand up comedian is the bravest job ever...Purchase tickets here for our first ever ✨LIVE TOUR!!✨Follow us on Instagram @shouldideletethatEmail us at [e-mail] by Daisy GrantMusic by Alex Andrew Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, welcome back to Should I Delete That? I'm in McLeodgson. I'm Alex Light. And Alex just looked at me, square in the face, microphone in hand, a foot and a half away from me. I think that. And went, can you hear me? I've got headphones in. And I feel like we're very disconnected from the real world right now. I don't. You're right there.

Yeah, I can hear you. Loving my voice in the headphones, though. I know. You just said that. It's a bit weird. For the last two and a half years, you've never listened back to anything we've ever done. Never. Because you don't like the sound to your own, but you've just heard it now. Yeah, live. I'm like, wow. What does it sound like?

Beautiful. It doesn't sound like that in your head or in your ears. No. It sounds, I don't know, it's very, um, it's soft. it's slightly raspy it's it's just gorgeous honestly i could do radio would you like to sing a little song absolutely not are you sure it would sound really good in this microphone though that's exactly what i was thinking it feels like a shame not to while you're sounding this damn good we are on tour we're coming to you from glasgow we are in em's hotel room in glasgow we've got we're on the seventh floor we've got a view we've got a view over glasgow i don't really know what we're looking at do

you? Glasgow. Well, obviously. But I'm not really sure what the buildings are. I don't know if they're of note. The Glasgow region. Yeah, I mean, it's pissing with rain. It's, yeah, it's pretty miserable.

Pretty bleak. We were warned. But I love Glasgow. And my mum loves Glasgow, like loads of notes. Does she? I feel like she used to live here. Mom does this really fun thing where she, so she lived in a few places. She grew up in the Islamam.

And she left when she was 15 or 16, I think, like on her own. Just like, she didn't get her any, didn't get any. levels and left and then she went to Bristol Cambridge and I'm going to Glasgow and did some studying now she's very very loose with the terms studying right so when she talks about studying in Cambridge you would be right for thinking perhaps she went to Cambridge University she didn't she went to the polytech in Cambridge but when she says still my time at Cambridge It sounds deadposh, doesn't it? People don't push really beyond that.

Wow. Oh, wow, yeah. We must know the city well. Yeah. Good old Cambridge. I know. I like the... Carbred.

I like the vague... What's it called? Vagety. Vaggateness. Vagness. Vagness? I like when you only leave a little bit. You're not lying.

Mystery? Yeah, you just... What is the noun of Vigness? vagueness vaguerty vaguerty doesn't sound right but I also want to say she's like you lead people down the garden path but she's not done that because that's isn't that innuendoy

no no I don't think so what's leading people down the garden path leading leading them on but not necessarily in a sexual sense yeah well maybe that's what she does then she just leads them down but I don't want to set about a reputation do you know what I mean you know my mum's like leading them down the garden path

off. Guys, I don't know. Okay, this is going to stress me out. Anyway, vaguety, but it's definitely not baguety. Vagety doesn't sound right. Oh, it's vagueness. A vagueness.

A vagueness, that's better. Yeah. It needs a prefect, a prefix, a prefect. This is a terrible. This is horrible. Oh, my God. Jesus. It's like when you put in like Spanish words to Google and they pronounce them all wrong,

that's what this whole episode is except with our own language. Your fake tunnel is good, though. Well, yeah, in places. And from there I've seen worse I mean you know what So have I I've done worse

And I'm gonna blame It's like a hundred percent user error Because bear in mind I'm a moron And I'm rushed Like I've done these rushed as all hell

Yeah I didn't take it off Before I put more on So this is like Thursday nights Plus That's more And I think it looks really good

It does look good Is it tan looks Tan Lux? Which ones? The drops The drops What did you put it in? My

Sol de Janeiro moisturiser I've never done that on my body I've done the drops on my face but never on my body I look fantastic it's a very nice colour it is it is a really nice colour it's super deep I know

and you're right it was risky I just balls to the wall I was like fuck it and I thought if I look terrible of all the people that I'll make me feel okay yeah these guys got me do you know what I mean I don't say me I was like oh no no I don't think you would be particularly supportive

no sorry I can't imagine the podcast listeners were care too much if they saw a show. Do you know what I mean? And I looked like ridiculous. No, definitely not. It's a talking point. Do you know what? I was worried about that because I am bleeding.

Oh, you were a white dress. Out of the vagina. Yes, I got my period. Again, so weird. Two periods in three weeks. So strange. But I wore, yeah, I wore like a completely white, paper white dress. Right white dress.

Last night. And I was like, oh, this is dangerous. And I thought, if I can do it anywhere, I can do it here. that's it's quite iconic yeah it would be it's not revolting actually I'm annoyed with myself but there is something no because it's like you'd have to explain to the venue if I left it on the chair

yeah okay no I wouldn't like that but it's not revolting so we've done London and we've done Manchester Glasgow tonight and we've got Glasgow tonight we're recording this on Tuesday gotta be honest with you this isn't live that I feel like minds are blown but I think they might get that tomorrow we're travelling back from

Glasgow and I've got Arlo and it's it's a bit much it's a bit chaotic it's a bit chaotic we've not got time to do a recording within that it was it's been interesting though to see the difference hasn't it between our London show and a Manchester show so different so different and I can't really put my finger on what has been so different no but it was just different

vibes very different it was a softer in Manchester London felt like quite giddy I mean it's I don't know maybe Maybe it's because we've done London before. A lot of our friends and family as well, we're in the London audience. Your mum's on front row. We were all the bit, you know. Yeah.

Maybe it was that. But it's interesting and it's like... Also, like on the stage in London, we were much higher up than everyone else. Like the stage was quite high and then, I don't know, I felt, I felt there was like a bit more of a disconnect. Whereas in Manchester, we were kind of on the same level as people. Yeah, but lower. Which I liked. But I didn't prefer one to the other.

That was what was interesting. It's like, it was, they were both so great, but yeah, it was just so different. And it's so, it's also a bit nerve-wracking going to Manchester and now to Glasgow. I'm less nervous to do Glasgow, now we've done Manchester, but like leaving London. I know. We don't really do stuff out of London. People are going to throw eggs at us. I'm scared.

Oh, I would be absolutely devastated if someone threw an egg at me. Of course. I imagine it would hurt so much. I actually wish I hadn't said that. It's unlocked a little bit of a fear for me now. Well, you'd be counting on good aim We've got four dates left Not really, that's not good a...

To throw an egg in a whole human That's not good aim Yeah, it's quite good Do you really think you could throw an egg at me And hit me on target? From the stores to the stage I've got... I don't doubt your strength

But I do, I worry about your head. Do you? I really do. Really? Can you get, I... Hang on. I am like... Catch.

You dropped it. Jesus You dropped it That was not a good hand-dye coordination I've got really, really good Katch! I mean the joke's going to be on you because you're throwing your phone at me

Katz! Stop it! Okay, she got that one. Third time's a charm. I'm not so sure about the hand-eye I've never doubted your strength but I'm... No, no, honestly, really good, really good. That's why I was a good tennis player.

Your mum said you weren't that good. Well, I wasn't... I didn't make it to Wimbledon is what she means. But there are other stops. I don't know. I'd love to see it. And I want to believe. Catch!

Ow! You keep not catching. Looking at you. You haven't a very good hand like coordination. That's the fact. Why is their toilet roll strewn round your room? Oh, no. Oh, yeah.

And I just thought. I actually just thought it was you and I didn't really question it. I just thought this could be worse. Although we're in a, hotel room and there's a walk-in shower and she took herself into the shower and I was watching I was like ha ha ha ha and then a little hand reached up no it's like oh yeah I started just pulling on the oh my god that's going to be a disaster she'll never trust anything again she's just minding her business I love her a cascade of water lands on her head I love her have you enjoyed tour life

have you felt rock and roll yeah we're not rock and roll though not really a couple of tinnies back stage. I had a glass of champagne last night. Felt it this morning. Out of the plastic cart. Yeah, you weren't in a good way this morning. That's bleak, isn't it? No, I was just, I felt awful. One, one glass of champagne. How embarrassing. Um, and a tini. I didn't even finish. I had half a tini. And the adrenaline. Yeah, I think it's an adrenaline hangover. Yeah. It's a lot. It's a lot for us like, I don't know. Isn't it? Normies to just go, like, get up on stage. Yeah, it's not joking about it. But like, going to the venues, like, walking yourself into the venue being like,

hello, we're performing here. Yeah. It's so weird. And McCabe asked today what we were doing here and it was like, we're performing. I told her we were jazz dancers. I thought she won't follow up. She had further questioning, so I had to tell her the truth.

But yeah, it's so weird. It's really strange. It's really strange. And seeing, like, I said to you last night, it's weird because I don't know, like we get really nice DMs and we know that there's like a nice community, but to see it in person

and to see the human's is strange and like amazing in a way that it just can't be online we've met some amazing people which is so great last night a group of 30 people who were coming all by themselves

met up beforehand before the show they went I think they had dinner well dinner and drinks or just drinks I don't know they met up beforehand and had a lovely time London they did it there were 20 of them that did it yeah I think it's 22 or something different doing it tonight at Glasgow, which is so cool.

People are leaving with friends. But my favorite part is the fecund stories people are sending in. We have so many stories. I can't believe it. And it's inspired us to tell some horrible stories of our own. Al told everyone about a hemorrhoids last night. I'm excited, though, because this is the first show that we've done that you don't have a family member coming to.

And it's not being recorded. So I feel like all bets are off. I am going for it. She's done it strategically, so that I've had to read all the, like, sperm-related stories, basically. If anybody jizzes, I've got to read it. But tonight. You had to read the Bumplay story in Manchester. I had to read.

I never said Bum fun more than I did last night. You know, like, as we got into the story, I was a little bit like, this is a lot, actually. It's a lot. It was a lot. It was a lot. Yeah, there was one story from a great listener who identified herself. the end which I loved who did she yeah she came up to me and she went that was me I was like I love that did she oh my god okay I did not I want to know who it was well this is to what the anal

beats right yeah yeah yeah yeah I mean my favorite thing was she sent in a story about how her and her now husband like 20 years ago something had put basically had some bum fun still don't love it stop it and she said she'd set up an air an air match on the floor which I think is mad commitment but also mad I can't imagine bum fun particularly, I mean, I imagine if you get the right side of the air, it's quite good, air mattress because they're white clean. But the other side is a sort of suedey material. Yeah, I mean, even front bum fun would be difficult on an air mattress, you know. And they go flat just when you lie on them. Yeah. Anyway, she set up a specific bum fun air mattress and then put a whole lane

the beads up there, and long story short, inevitably shat herself. My favorite thing was so that he was pulling out the beads for a while and I keep thinking how many beads are in there. How many? How many beads was it? Anyway, I love that we get to read those stories. And it's broken my dream. I actually dreamt about anal beads last night. Unsurprisingly. That's weird because you told me you dreamt about my friend Sophie.

No, I just don't say that. I hope she doesn't listen to the podcast? She does, yeah. Oh no, I'm so sorry. She won't anymore. I promise you they were two disconnected dreams. It's a really long set of beads. But yeah, as you were reading that out, I was just like, this is a lot, number one.

And number two, thank God, this is you, not me. You told everyone about your pile procedure. I know. Yours. That's something that I feel very disconnected from. I don't know. Should I have more shame about that? No.

No. I'll tell it on the podcast one day. Should it be today? No, I don't think so. I think I'm going to tease people. Keep them on the toes. Like build up suspense. It's not that good.

It's not good. I mean, it is. It's literally, it's so funny. But I really like that that's how we keep them coming back. Stay tuned. to hear more about my bum hole one day I might tell you the truth I did see a video on TikTok the other day

that was like a girl she was like come with me to get my piles removed and all the comments are just like over here now this is this is where it ended up oh I want to see this is what Mark Zuckerberg envisaged when he started Facebook

I kind of rate that though normalise this stuff I mean to give right to give people a little to give them a taster I got mine removed didn't know I was getting them removed I'll leave that with you but yeah

yeah and she didn't get them removed in English either an arthole ambush I got them removed in Greek oh that's no subtitles or anything no

just a big screen I think it's a big scream that too oh they're so undignified piles the hemorrhoids I for years I planned I didn't know what they were I think I was just like oh that's the pile I know what I know what pile is of course you do why don't they just come out your bum hole why don't they come out of anywhere else mind you wouldn't want them coming out your mouth would you would you rather yeah no that wasn't the question oh go on then would you rather have your bum hole on your forehead oh for God's sake I can't think of anything else. Or have your mouth as a bumhole. I mean, your mouth as a bumhole is the worst in the world.

Imagine your mouth being a bumhole. Yeah, because you could put a big plaster on your forehead, but you couldn't put it over your mouth. Yeah. Well, so your mouth would be, so like you talk out of your bum hole. No, no. Pondoles are funny looking. Have you seen your own bum hole? No.

You've never. No. You need to look at it. How would I? Can't bend that way. Sit in the mirror. Sit in front of the mirror. mirror on the floor sit on the floor knees up i'm trying to think of the logistics of this sit on the floor

facing the mirror knees up and then roll backwards oh my god have you done this yeah i think i actually did it by accident because you know i always blow dry my hair naked because i think it's really good for body neutrality yeah sometimes i think i think the first time i fell back could so i was like oh that's an angle and then because i've got a cushion anyway and then after that i was like oh i just keep an eye on my bits and my bobs because the either people he'll always say, no, you're normal. And they aren't speaking specifically to bumholes. They're a guinea charity.

But I just, yeah, I just thought, well, while I'm, well, this is great. I love this way. It's just, it's never occurred to me. You should have a look. It's just, it's never, it's just not coming to my conscience. I also like to know, because when I go for a wax, obviously someone else has got to look at it.

When I go for a wank. I like to know what I'm dealing with. No, I like to know what the wax is looking at. Do you know what I mean? I don't want them knowing me in a way that I don't know me. See, I would rather know. not know what they are looking at. What I don't know can't hurt me.

That's not true. That's absolutely an untrue statement. That's the opposite of true. I can think of loads of things. No, I don't think it is. I do. Okay, right. You've got no idea that an egg's flying at your head

because you're ignorant to it. But if you turned around right now, you'd see an egg. Oh, I know. Hang on. Cats. She just threw her phone at my face. I had to bat it out of the way before I got absolutely walloped in the face.

I'm not going to be damned by coordination as good as what you're frightening me. Oh yeah. You're okay. I thought he was going to throw something at me. Alex just came in to tell us to like hurry up but I thought he was throwing something at me. Alex is in full Chris Jenner mode. He really has. He really has. He's in his era. He's being brilliant.

Literally like you're doing, what is it? You're doing great sweetie. You're doing great sweetie. I know. He's got the haircut and everything. It's fantastic. Yeah. If he grows up to be an ounce of the Titan she is that's that's fine oh my god horrible for arlo horrible horrible fascinated by them I'm fascinated by them it's back right the season's back yeah season five of whatever the new one is I need to watch the old one actually I actually really do enjoy watching it I haven't watched any of it since they started doing it themselves I'm fascinated

by them honestly it's like it's like it's ultimate escapism to watch their lives absolutely extraordinary yeah extraordinary they're like they're not real They're not real. They do not look real. But I do think that's in part due to like the filter that they put on the screen. Of the show, yeah. I think they put like a triple Paris filter on. That would be nice.

Definitely they do. God, do you think, like, you know, we kind of look at black mirror and we're like, oh, it's coming. Like, it's really coming, isn't it? Do you think? Yes. With AI? Well, just sort of with everything, yeah. Yeah.

I don't know. It's really weird. Sometimes I'll be watching my phone and I just think, what the fuck am I doing? I'm just staring at this screen box. and constantly all day constantly I feel like I've got a limb missing and it's not in my hand and I'm so aware of myself when I'm with Ollie

like I really try but it's so and it's okay at home because we have childcare hours so it's quite easy like when we're not to be good but it's so hard like when we're you know she's with us now and that was great but like I and I and we're on the train

and we're doing and we've got work like we're working she's away with work but work this doesn't look like it used to work look so you're on your phone all the time and it's just like what does she think I'm doing and that's what like I imagine all she thinks is that I'm just not paying her attention like I'm just choosing to ignore her I know it kills me every time I look at my phone I think oh my gosh she thinks I'm choosing to ignore her I know well that's just ruin my life isn't it though but I'm like what are we doing it's so addictive but then it's but then it's so much pressure

then to not look at your photo. I don't know. This stuff stresses me out. You need to because it's like, it's work and it's life and everything. Honestly, this just like this whole motherhood that like stresses me out. Do you want to go? Sorry, there's no time to go into it. No, let's go.

Honestly, I think it's Instagram. I never, I never Googled anything to do with baby's motherhood. Never ever, sorry, never Instagrammed anything to do with it. But for some reason, the algorithm knows that I'm a new, mom and that's all it serves me and obviously I get sucked into the vortex and I'm like watching all this stuff about what I shouldn't do what I should do and it's it's you know what I'm like I'm not very I'm not very nuanced in my head I'm very black or white so I'm like okay so I can't do this and I can't do that and he can never watch TV yet I've had him in front of

funky fucking veg since he was born to like give us a few minutes here and there I don't know it's too much it's stressful it's mad isn't it yeah you like it's really hard One was like, don't tickle them. Like, don't even... Oh, because of the consent thing? Yeah. I mean. And also, like, something to do with their nervous system.

Like, it upsets their nervous system. To be fair, my mum used to chase us up the stairs threatening to tickle, like, our bums and, like, pinch our bums. And she'd go, bah, blah, blah, blah. And chases up the stairs, and I swear to go cat you and eyes and nervous systems are destroyed. Yeah, I don't... I cannot go up the stairs with confidence. That's why I won't be followed anywhere.

This is going to make you laugh. I had asthma, bad asthma when I was a kid. And that's already funny Fuck off No it's not My ailment And whenever someone would tickle me I would like develop an asthma attack

Oh my God So everyone knew not to tickle me That's a good That's a good one And in school I just scream like No I've got asthma Don't tickle me I've got asthma

Oh I mean I think it happened like twice Oh because you're panicky Because it's panicked Yeah Oh my God I'd like lose my breath Oh my God

All I want to do All I want to do genuinely is go back to like of nineteen seventy two fuck off and just give you the biggest hug like little owl oh mate

I hate being tickled I think it's the worst feeling in the way I hate it I know this now because your asthma's fine isn't it no no it's like it lurks it's dormant but um just waits for a little tickle

tickle sage it can be roused yeah see the only time Katty was ever really really hurt me was because I tickled her and she full on slap me badly so she should

think we told the story on the pod when you were away. Not so she should. Little twat. No, I think she should. It's not for, I mean, but Arlo loves being tickled, but then it's because she laughs. But I know what if it's, it's the laugh on the edge, because to me, the laugh is like, not her laugh specifically, but like when kids laugh when they're being tickled, I hear it is on the edge. Maybe that's me projecting because I was very much on the edge when people were tickling me, like half laughing half, I'm going to die. But I hear an edge to it. I don't know. it might be projection

but I don't think we should explore that yeah it's a bit scary isn't it when it's like yeah I don't know like yeah don't do this don't do this

like don't do this to your kid because it's like oh it's like okay it's so horrible I know I just need like the hard and fast rules

like I need like the full like don't do this because they could dislocate their shoulders like those are good those are good yes and I'll kind of take a gamble on the mental stuff

do you know what I mean like I'm not going to ridicule her and, like, chase around the house. I actually think I just rather not know any of this. Same. I want to know the danger, like, yeah. I want to know how to avoid danger. Yeah.

But the other stuff, like, please just leave me alone. I want to start un-baby-proofing the house. We put, we put padded stuff on all the corners of the tables and she just goes and takes them off. Didn't foresee it. Didn't foresee it. No, that is a problem, actually, isn't it? That is a problem. So I didn't really want to do sort of like duct-taping them on. And I don't want to be all like Molly May about the aesthetic, but that's something.

I mean, that's a lot. duct tape the baby proof. Oh dear. So good. I'm jealous of your tan. I feel really pale. I do look really good actually. I'm all right.

No, sorry. I'm allowed to own the compliment. You're talking my favorite thing about the show, my favorite thing that we've been doing. We do a segment in the middle where, and it was a bit of a risky thing when we did it at London because it was like we just don't know if people are going to hate us

and they'll probably do it. Well, we asked for audience participants. and we ask everybody to stand up and the purpose of it is to show that kind of the things you think you might be alone for the kind of negative thoughts that you have maybe about other women

the judgmental thoughts, the inner critic, the like the part of yourself that you're not proud of but it's kind of made by society or by a toxic patriarchal society at the least anyway is not intrinsic to who you are and it's kind of like letting that go

and then allowing you in turn to make connections with other women. It's been so cool. It's been so cool. Everybody cried in Manchester last night. Like I made eye contact with the lady on the front row who was stopping and I was like, well, that's me gone. I know, I know.

The one to my left. Yeah. So sweet. Our left. Yeah. Our left. That's it. Keep stealing the good side, which you're not happy about.

It's fine. Whatever. I'm over it. And we've got three more coming up. We've got a break. Four more. Four more shows to do. Yeah.

Sorry. After tonight. It's so amazing. Because when you are listening to this, guys we will have done Glasgow but we have Bristol Birmingham and South Birmingham first Bristol sold out ignore me

but Birmingham's not and Southampton's not so yeah there are a few tickets still available if you'd like to come it's just been the most surreal thing in the whole wide world and then this has proved that we could do a tour again I was a little bit scared this was going to be like our like flop era yeah

it was just going to be like am they going to get out there test it regionally kind of learn some lessons to have some hard trades and come home and just put a positive spin on it on the internet. We had such a good time. Wow, you guys. A little preview. You really came out.

Oh my God, how embarrassing was it last night when we went up to Salford before the show started. And Sarah, who's been a promoter, was like, oh, come, let's have a look and see how it's looking. Let's going to have a look. And I swear to God, we looked around, and there were like seven people sat in the stalls. And it was like, oh, we're not going out there, not doing it. Can't do this, can't do this. Can't do it. I tell you what we'd have had to.

Turns out they were all in the foyer. It was fine. Having a drink. I think we'd have had to own it and say to the seven people, please come and sit in the front row. Let's order a pizza. Oh my God, I feel sad thinking about it. And please can we sign an NDA to confirm that you will never speak. We'll give you tenor each if you don't.

Let's have a big dinner. We'll do dough balls. We'll do the lot. There's Nando's round. I'll tell you what, we'll go Nando. and we just will never talk about this. I would have been, yeah. Because you've seen baby reindeer

and it's the guy, the stand-up comedian. Yeah. I don't know how they do it. I don't know how they do it. Like if you're trying to make it and you've just got to go out there. Absolutely not. I couldn't do it.

Oh my God. It's so brave. Yeah. I can't think anything braver obviously take that with a big pinch of salt because people like, you know, just blows of landmines than being a staff.

stand-up comedian. Oh, there is not a cat's chance in hell. But we do that a little bit. I know. I mean, we don't, if that's 100%, we do like 10% of that. Uh, why no, I mean, we're not not funny. We're just not solely funny.

We're not, no, we're not like stand-up comedian funny. No. But we go out there with the aim of making people laugh. Oh, it's sad to admit that, isn't it? It's actually crashing. It's crushing. It's crushing. Who the fuck do we think we thought?

Why are we having this conversation? Like half an hour before we go on stage. You should do it all again? If you tell something that people laugh that in London, but they don't laugh at. And also, well, we did it in London. But what if they didn't? It's actually mad. We should have thought more about it.

What if they hadn't found it funny? I can't do this right now. Also, Chris Jenner is lurking behind us telling us to wrap up. He's pacing. Have you enjoyed life? from the road, babe. Absolutely loved it. Yeah?

Have we been good? Smashing it, yeah. Really there? Yeah, really good. You're really funny. Like stand-up comedian funny. No, don't really stand-up. I would be so nervous.

I can't think of anything wise. What would you open with? What's your best joke, Al? You know, I live in fear of people asking me this to tell a joke, right? So whenever I hear a, like, a quick, like, quick joke, I'm like, like, lock that one down. I'll remember it. What's the difference between a buffalo and a basin, a bison, bison, what's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

Going well, go on. You can't wash your hands in a buffalo. I don't get it. Why could you wash your hands in a bison? A basin. It's good, isn't it? No, it's not. I hate it.

I absolutely hate it. I can't tell jokes. Okay, I'll tell you something else that's a horrible question to be asked on a first, on, tell me something fun about yourself. Tell me something fun about yourself. I hate that. Tell me something fun about yourself. We've got to go. Tell me something fun about yourself before you go, just to end it.

Tell me something fun about yourself. Alex, tell me something fun about yourself. I got twin sisters. Tell me something fun about yourself, babe. I came third in a speedwalking conference once. Give me a second, no, a second. Let's tell everyone's second.

You've told me in my whole life it was second. That's why I married you. And then I just heard third, my stomach sunk to the ground. I would have married a bronze? Those heads? Ew. Ew. Ew.

That's such a good fact. isn't it? Yeah. He's so quick. We've pretty got to go. Okay, yeah, sorry. I want to one fun fact, one fun fact, one fun fact to see us out. Oh.

I can wobble my eyes. Let me see. You've got to come in really close. Okay. No. You just moved your eyes a bit. No. They're a bit shaky.

I think you shook them rather than wobbled. Yeah, I can shake them. Okay. Mine is also why related with Bourne Cross-eyed. Oh. That's a fun fact. Do you know how many people look at Arlo and go, oh, thank God. She didn't.

She didn't inherit your eyes. My parents literally said every day. Oh, it's good. She's not got your reflection. No, no. Easy eyes are not hereditary. Thank you, everyone. Right.

Your eyes hurt, don't they? Because you find that one's gone all funny. That one's gone all wonky. I don't know what you're talking about. If we lost you? What are you talking about? You're like a broken doll. What are your eyes has gone in?

Okay. This has been so good. Sorry, we haven't done any of it just meets. We're just, um... It's life on the road, mate. Yeah, it's tour life, baby It's unscheduled It's on

It's the opposite of what it is How everything is scheduled To a fucking tea We have never stuck to it More specific schedule Than we have over the last week Are you kidding? I have

This is like a normal day in my life I have never stuck to a schedule Like I have to this Be like 10 o'clock, leave 1050 train Yeah, I love it 41, another train This is how I like to live my life

It's perfect 5pm leave the venue leave the hotel 515 arrive at the venue 520 sound check how are we doing on the schedule bad what time is it 5 o'clock okay we've got to go okay guys this has been this has been this has been what this has been but if you've come to one of the shows thank you so much oh my god thank you so much been so fun we weren't allowed to do a meet and greet in london really annoying me oh yeah we have to we have to explain that because i don't want anyone watching who've went to the london show being like what you're doing i know hugging everyone in manchester i know because we were allowed to do

in Manchester but we couldn't at the venue in London um so but yeah we'll we'll we'll do another one we'll do another live show in London um and 100% we want to do more of these come to Birmingham or southampton if you can if you're around we'd love to see you there guys thank you so much for all of your support this has been absolutely crazy I'm so happy that we don't just have to put a positive PR spin on an Instagram it's actually been successful um we love you so much we'll be back on Monday with a new episode and Normality will return soon. We'd love you so much. Bye.

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