Should I Delete That? - Is It Just Me: Cake gives me the willies

Episode Date: March 14, 2024

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Hello everyone and welcome back to Should I Delete that. I'm M Clarkson. I'm Cat Clarkson. Ooh, Cat Clark. Can we start again? I don't like that. No, no. I don't like that.

My name's Katia. None of you have permission to call me Kat. Kitty Kat. Kitty Dawn. Oh, damn it be you're not. Not actually been fed. Now, obviously we put questions out to the group. I feel like this is an intervention you just haven't told me.

surprise everybody you love is about to walk through that door god these aren't recording these phones are made of cake I love those videos I love those videos I also love cake like I love cake so much you would have to look at me I don't I don't care for cake no you don't you don't have a mass no that's not true you do have quite a sweet tooth but like a massively sweet tooth yeah cake gives me release I love cake like a Victoria sponge with sponge with the like with the like with the fond of the five cheap like kids ice cream I'm not ice cream

icing with jam and the cream they're like that's good a good Victoria sponge is crazy chocolate cake not for me iceing's always too rich

I fucking love icing I'd take icing over cake if I had gone to my head choose one I don't know what scenario if someone would have come to my you want the cake

or you want the icing fucking pink it's an easy choice I'm going for the icing it's fine it's going to pull the gun out oh happily eat the icing I was going to eat it anyway

to cut the gun away chill Did you guys struggle with comparing yourselves to each other growing up? Yes. Yeah. That's such a, I mean, it's got to be a sister thing. I think there's something quite good about our age gap. I think it would have been harder if we'd been closer together.

For you, maybe. I had a terrible time. Because you were like, because you were the perfect age when I was younger. Before I was a teenager, you were like the perfect age for like what I was aspiring to be. Oh, really? Yes, I was like a loser. I was feeling insecure at school. He wore a really short skirt

and your hair was like really quaffed and you had all these like cool male friends and I was like oh one day that would be me and then I went a completely different route not on purpose but I did aspire for your level of greatness That's so nice

See I've always felt the other I mean like I guess when I was 13 I'm not going to be jealous of an eight year old Although my inner child probably was a bit It's like oh what she gets to go on a trampoline Oh don't go on a fucking trampoline again because you used to get very jealousy of all the times you got to go out. Oh, no one won't have trouble with me,

but because you were the little one, everyone cared too little. I would have, but you had that look about you, but you were very intimidating. I can't believe that. I was so insecure. But, no, I think I probably wasn't jealous of you in that way because you were, like, you were so much younger.

Yeah. And then you were young, when I was 18, you were 13, so again, there wouldn't have been a time to be jealous. But actually, I found that I've been more jealous of you since I've, or compared myself to you more since I've got old, since we've both been adults. Yeah, because now you're like horrifically old and decrepit, you're looking back on me and thinking about your, like, almost fulfilled youth. I agree. Like, whoa, look at that smooth forehead. As if, I was thinking about it today, I need to get Botox so badly. I don't know why I've

always had premature aging specifically on my forehead, but I have, honestly, I have fine lines out the wazoo on my forehead. It's crazy. Just pull this shit back. Not so much. It's on certain days. It'll be on dating when you're thirsty. I'm always thirsty. Well, then drink. You don't drink enough water. You don't. You don't. How much do you have a day?

I have one of those huge troughs a day, you know, those huge... Well, they have a sheep. Yes. I feel up... I do not, to be fair, my kitchen sink. My kitchen sink is, I can do. industrial size. I just put the plug in, fill it up to the brim, stick my head in, and go to town. And that's me hydrated for the rest of the day. And yet my forehead is still, drinkly. For real, how much you're drinking a day? I'm blanking on the word, but you know there's huge, um, chili bottles? No, you know, those huge, um, I have that big black bottle that you used to have one. Two point two litres. Yes, I drink one of those a day. Can you know I have five litres a day? Oh, grow up. No one has five litres a day. I have five litres a day. How's your bladder? remarkable considering I've had a baby also

but I have been doing my pelvic floor exercises although since having a baby. Good for you do you get those things on TikTok that's like the woman that's like okay follow me to the beat and you have to like squeeze your fanny onto the beat yeah um this is so good

I've got the LV trainer so you literally put it up your no you're nun and it's a game it's you remember how you used to play flappy birds or angry birds or whatever it was on your iPad shut up was it connect to your iPad it connects to your phone and you've got to like go through like it's like I'd hold it up is why we need another meteor we need another ice age we've gone too far we haven't it's so good

because it's actually after i had arlo um my pelvic floor it was really really tight and then basically i was really you know i've always been able to hold my wee for ages yeah and i'd be really good until i wasn't it was like i could hold on so long so you could hold in a week until you pissed yourself essentially pretty much okay fair well that seems to be the way for most people postpartum pelvic floor no but it was like my muscle would fatigue like i would get, I would, where I used to be able to hold for ages. It's bad for you to hold for ages. No, I know.

But like, specifically postpartum, because of, like, the pressure that, like, hoisting a kid around on your pelvic floor has for nine months. And then, you know, having, like, ripped out of your abdomen. So great. Such a sort of miracle. And, anyway, that took its toll. So it would start to happen. If I would need the loop, then I wouldn't have control.

Like, where I always had, like, if Alex made me laugh, or if, like, it got, like, just too much. and I can't control it anymore. Oh. That was when I first had... And now, because I've been doing my pelvic floor exercises, two nights ago,

I'd really nearly weed myself because Alex tickled me. But apart from that... Well, that can't be helped. It's like your body's natural response whenever you're tickled to just evacuate. And you and I specifically have trauma related to tickling.

Oh, God. Think about it all the time. One time, Em was asked to babysit me when she was about 12 or 13, so she's too young... This wasn't even what I was thinking of. I was thinking about our mom chasing us up the stairs. Oh, blah, blah, blah. That's really scary.

she did that, I told you, she did that to me a couple of years ago and it was like, I was immediately eight years old again and it was the scariest thing and he kicked you in the face. I was like, fucking get away from me, get away from me! It's really scary being chased up the scare at stairs and I'm going like, yeah, she used to come up behind the game like,

I'm going to get you like little finger pins and it's like, oh my god. And it's terrified of this. Yeah, the fight though. Yeah, Em was babysitting me and started tickling me and we all know that tickling is like a form of torture it's actually not fun just because you're laughing, No, it genuinely is, Emily.

Like, it's really painful. You wouldn't know, because you've never had it like this. You were tickling me, literally chasing me around the house. I gave you fair warning. I asked you to stop. I begged you to stop. You know, people don't always say that. Emily, I was, I may have been laughing, but I was crying.

I was like, M, please stop. It was very confusing. Running away from you. You were chasing me, and I was like, you know what? This ends now. Stopped running, just turn around and smacked a square across the face. Right. Can I pick up the story here?

She smacked me so hard across the face. and then the audacity of the little bitch, because she just went, and then she burst into tears. No, no, no, no. Your fingers over your ears, which you always used to do with you, you were in trouble,

and you ran upstairs crying. Because any younger siblings listening will know that the moment that you stand up to your older sibling, such bully, is the scariest moment in the world because you know that they are going to beat the shit out of you. I was not a physical fighter. I was used to our brother Finnlow, who did use to beat the shit at me. He was horrible to you. Yeah, he was really, he didn't fuck with me. No. Did you remember the clog? Do you remember that? Finnlow, our brother, used to play this game with me. It was really fun, actually. I'd be sitting on the sofa, mine, my own business. He had come in and yell, the clog and then jump on top of me and beat the shit out of me. Yeah. Yeah, he was awful. He wasn't kind to. Good character building, man.

Yeah, that's probably why I was so jealous of you when we were grown-ups, because you were like... Because of the immense psychological trauma that I endured. You were hardy. Hardy. You really cracked up. Oh, fucking hell. Yeah, a real candid attitude about you.

I couldn't relate. But I think that's because I was at top of the pile. You were the only person that ever... Laid a hand on you. Yeah. And I regretted it immensely. But as you should. But you put your hands over your ears, which is always such a telltale

when you'd know Cat had done something wrong, because she'd walk into the room with her hands over her ears. Not when I was sort of like a very strange like 15 year old coming in like I've done nothing wrong, nothing's wrong, everything's fine. That's odd.

Do you remember we got the new bench at home? A really heavy bench. Yes. And we got home and our dad was like, it's the heaviest bench. No one could lift it. Before you like me was like fucking style aside. And she came in with her little trackies

and her little build spa. And she tried really hard to lift it and the effort forced out a little fart and you were so embarrassed. I was so embarrassed. I stormed off and I, I stormed off but I still wanted everyone to apologise to me so I didn't run up to my room,

I just sat on the stairs so everyone could come by and apologise and no one did. It was, yeah, it was rough. I think that was one of my earliest memories actually. That was really funny. Humiliation really stays with you. But you were such a hoot.

Oh, I know. Would you like to talk about us or would you like to give people fries because if that's me people ask you. I'd like a bit of both. Okay, good. Well, did you ever fight as kids with one of them there? I feel like we've won't. No. I don't think we actually did really fight there, can I say? Um, no. We have an amazing ability now as adults to have the biggest, spectacular fights. Yeah. And it's like, my, our poor mom, because we'll have like, the most, like, ferocious row. We'll say the worst things. and then within like two minutes we're like

your go-to thing whenever whenever we get in a fight it straight away you don't have friends every time like for God's sake get a new one try something new you've got no friends right but you do have friends that's why I can say it yeah I know

hmm anyway okay somebody well somebody's asked what we think about on Zepic O-Zem-Pic what do you think about as a Zem-Pic part of me is like do whatever you want don't but also I think considering it's only available for certain people of a social,

not social status, financial status, I think it's not really fair that only like sort of like the rich and famous are doing it. It's also just creating unachievable standards for people. Yeah, it is. And it's creating a shortage of genuine medication. For people who need it. People who need it. Because I take a medication that's quite similar to OZMPIC, but it's like, it's so silly that it's something that I need. and if people were just like oh well I'm going to take this because I want to lose a few pounds

I remember thinking that when I had my jaw broken and look so many and it would be like so many jokes but people would be like so jealous like I'd love to have my door broken like then I'd be so thin and people said it all the time like oh nil by mouth

lucky you and it was like what the fuck is wrong with you and what the fuck is wrong with you and I found that really like I was like ha ha ha ha I hate this yeah it's very warped it's it's odd I mean people should be able to do what they want to do and some people genuinely can't like you aren't naturally going to lose weight by doing the same thing that everyone else does

so that's fair enough but I don't know I think we need to stop promoting skinny is good anyway not that skinny's bad but yeah but it's like the only good let's have some versatility but isn't it mad that it's come back around again because it was like very quickly as well so quickly and it's literally like the Kardashians got thin, so we're all thin again. Yeah. It's so... Fuck sake, girls!

Ladies! Ladies, you're really letting us down. Pull your shit together. God damn it. Yeah, they're very disappointing. It is, isn't it? Yeah. But, I mean, let's not all just fold to trends,

because trends are ruining the world, so... Whoa. Whoa. It's a claim. I love trends. There's so many trends I love. I love my Stanley Cup. I love baggy jeans.

I love, um... But that's things that you love. I love, that's, that's things that you love and you genuinely enjoy that you're exposed to through trends. But I think... You look like a mob wife today. I don't. You see hair. I just have curly hair.

Mob wife. That can't be helped. I think trends are quite, quite harmful. Maybe not when you're older, but when you're a teenager and you're not following the right trends and you're not looking like everyone else and you don't have the same products that everyone, trending at the moment yeah it's a huge waste of money energy and leads to bullying belittling it's just I don't I'm not a big fan of trends yeah I think that's fair enough as well and also yeah that I actually didn't like check my own privilege within that because like yeah I can't afford to follow a trend but actually it does set

no I don't mean it like no but I hear no because I actually you're right and I hadn't really considered it and it was interesting talking to Elsa who's this like a little 11 year old friend that we have that sounds weird we've got She's like an ease. She's like family. Yeah. She's like family. And she was saying, because me and Georgie were there at the weekend and she'd, we

were all together for Mother's Day. And she, George had been at a Sol de Janeiro event and she was talking about it. And Elsa was like, oh my God, like, that's so cool. Like, and she was mad about Soldage Janeiro. I was like, how have you even heard of that? And then she said, everybody has it. I know if she said, everybody has it, everybody has it. There's a box there on the floor of products from now.

Take one with you. Amazing moisturiser. and spray and I was like oh I've got one in my handbag because I've worked with them so I gave it to else and she would like lost her mind over she was like oh my god like this is so like this is so cool and it was like how have we got to a point where you can like

love to soldier general please work with me again but also they're a product they're a moisturiser at the end of the day and they've created this like cult fandom in twins which I find quite odd but then then I said I was like what other brands are in this category else and I was like it's John Kellefin in there

and she's like no they're for 40 year olds And Georgie was like, I love drunk. Also, I mean, like, I can't contend with an 11-year-old who's clearly got her finger on the pulse of society much more than I do. But I know a lot of people who are fairly young. Who are not 40. Yeah, not 40. Well, to be fair, I think she thinks we're 40. I think she thinks I've been 40 for a really long time.

And I don't think I've helped my case by having a kid. No. Like, I think I've really thrown her. Yeah, but you jump from a full 20-year-old to a decrepit old. Yeah. And put me out. of pasture. Exactly.

Leave her with a troll. What is it? Smat me on the bum and sent me out to pasture. Exactly that. Do you remember when I got engaged and I asked else to be a flower girl at the wedding and she came over the next morning and she was so excited because no one told her that weddings don't just happen. The next day? The next day.

Oh bless her. Isn't that crushing? That's so sweet. I'm ready. She was ready. She's so sweet. Yeah, not a big fan of trends. Yeah, no, that actually makes total sense. were we always closer we've become closer as adults

always been close yeah I think we've always been close I just think we didn't have that much in common no because of the age gap no also we're just quite different I mean I think we sound different we have a lot of the same sort of like idiosyncrasies and mannerisms but

we do have quite a few different interests yeah we're really similar in some ways but then massively like so different like polar on pretty much I mean not actually polar makes it sound like politically we differ which is probably the area that we're most

similar but like what just morally good people you mean correct you mean morally superior yeah weird yeah but like yeah what you like cat's interesting like and you can sit and watch

a film and like and then watch it again and again and absorb it like I can't even get through one film no but that's just ADHD ADHD I know but it does make us different it does you know we do we have different interests, we have different ways of expressing ourselves, we have different fashion, different

yeah, we're just, we're funnily enough, we're two complete individuals, but we still get along. Yeah, I think it probably helps us get along more as well, but also you do have that thing as sisters where you can be so mean to each other and then be so fine. I tell you the main thing as well, it's like,

I always think that, oh, it's because we're sisters that we have this, like, fight thing, but I actually also think it's because you're a Sagittarius. like I think all that this person that is part of your personality that I'm like oh she's the worst okay whoa

fuck you it's just because it's just the good thing I don't know you're the worst but it's fine because it's not you it's a star side no you're not the worst of the best I love you are just a guy but you tell me that you don't like my personality

no I love you one of my best friends lucky is also a Sagittarius and when the two of them get together they are so fucking mean to me I will like will you to arrive as you're a counter and you'll cry see

When you arrived at my hands To make the girl cry It makes me laugh When you guys got out of the car at my hen And I saw that you've driven down together I was like oh for fuck sake They're gonna give me both barrels And sure enough

Just like a drive-by shooting I was like oh god my self-esteem Because you both love feeling smart Yeah well god Is there anything better in this world Than feeling smart? I don't need to feel smart Which is just as well

Because I very rarely do I just that's true No. See, you're like, it's better to be loved than feared, and I'm like, it's better to be feared than loved. Oh, shit. That's why I'm so jealous of you. That's what I compare myself.

I would love that attitude. I simply don't have it. I don't want to be feared. I want to be adored. I want everyone to look at me and think, I'm mysterious, funny, and intelligent. They do. No.

And beautiful. No, that's less of a concern. That's going good for you, though. I want to be nice. It would be nice. It would be lovely. adore me. No, I just want to be, um, I just want to be light. I want to be a nice person. That's genuinely start and finish. That's so nice. Well, I'd like to be a nice person. I don't want

to be a bitch. No, you're not though. Thank you. But like, yeah, I just, I guess that's my like, I don't know, it's funny though, isn't it? That like, and I think this is really interesting because you can be brought up in the same environment and have the same genetics and then just be completely different. But that's a testament to the whole world being different. And I, this is something that I've learned so much as I've got older is the expectation. that you put on other people you need to not do that like don't hold other people to your standards

because your priorities and your life and your vision for what a good person is is completely different to everybody else is I always think that it's important especially with friends to understand the kind of person that they are don't expect your personal standards

from them you just need to understand your friends you need to understand the people that you love so that you can never be disappointed yeah meet them where they're at I remember my mum used to say that says all the time She'd just be like, manage your expectations and I'm like, but this is such a start way to live.

Not the most inspirational words from parents. Kids, manage your expectations. Because you're not very pretty and you're not very bright. You've seen a Cinderella story? Are you kidding? Have I ever seen this Cinderella story? I love that for me so much. Anything Jennifer Coolidge is in. Jesus Christ.

I won't watch much, but I will love her. Hi. Just keep going because it just brings me so much. I'm taking a dog. Dumbass. Dumbass. That is such a good line. Like, take your Casablanca.

Throw it away. Take your die hard. It's got nothing on that. Anything Jennifer Coolidge says, These gays, they're trying to kill me. That wasn't so good. But I don't try to murder me. That's it.

I love her. So good. That's another thing I'm jealous of you for. Arrowena Grande can do a really good impression of Jennifer Coolidge. Can she? People don't like Ariana Grande at the moment. I'm not a big fan of her. I've never, but the thing is I'm not a big fan of her music.

I don't know much. about her personality, but all I've been seeing about her at the moment is her being a home wrecker, so... I know, but then I always think, well, we saved that word for women. What about the man? He's wrecked his home. He's wrecked his home. He's also a home wrecker, but I feel as if when someone infiltrates a relationship and steals one of them, they're the home wrecker. No, I disagree because I think that's quite, I think that's quite gendered wording, and I think we always do that, and I've always felt that I think we always do that to the woman. We always blame... Well, he's a prick as well. I actually really don't like him, but he's...

I didn't even know who he is. She's done certain things like everything surrounding the concert in Manchester she handled that brilliantly and I thought she was amazing during that so for that I'll always hold her and like I'll always have respect for that. I don't know a damn thing

about this little weasel so I think he is a foul word I don't want to say here but I don't like him. Yeah I don't know who he is but I just think like that's because I keep saying that's like she's a home record and I get it like she's done a bad thing but I think we'll use that as a means of like completely discrediting

and like annihilating a woman and her reputation because that is the most valuable thing a woman has as a reputation and it's so easy to completely corrupt it and we'll hold this against her for yeah doing something bad but what he's doing, I didn't even know his name but like... But like...

And exactly, but men have affairs all the time with these calculating women who are like infiltrating this and wrecking homes and like... But it's always the woman that's like completely trashed for it. The reason why I think she's the... She's known as the homewrecking. because she's the famous one, he's not.

Yeah, there's more to it in this specific case. Specific instance. I agree with you. I agree with you. I'm not going to cancel her in quotation mark for having an affair because men just do that. Someone said, does cat mind if we follow her? She seems so cool. Oh, please do.

Love that. Please do. Because I've got all of my Instagram followers from someone else in my life. All of them, I think, had been wildly disappointed that I'm not posting about cars 24-7. also lost a fair few followers since I've got a boyfriend, which is you.

Oh, that's nice. Oh, you were in demand. Yeah, and now I've just been tossed aside, so please do follow me, because it'd be nice to have some... Some friends. Some friends, well, I was going to say, like, nice, normal people following me.

Yeah, I love... I love Alpercastas, they're genuinely the nicest people in the whole wide world. Oh, someone said, they're asking me here, do I have any tattoos, but I want more? Yes, I've got one. Yes, I want more. Cat's got...

three. She got one before me and I thought I was so fucking jealous of how brave you were because I got mine on my 27th birthday and I sobbed the morning after because I had to ring our mom and tell her. Because when we grew up, she said she wouldn't love us anymore if we got tattoos.

To fair she didn't handle it particularly well when I told her I got mine. I've honestly never seen her so upset about something. Well, it was good for me because I watched her continue to love you and I thought, oh, that's okay. If she can keep loving cats, she can keep loving me. And she's way worse than I.

Yeah, she's got way more than me. Yeah. And when I rung and I told her, she laughed. When I told her that I got shocked me. Oh, fuck me. I was talking 27. I was getting married within a couple of months. She fucking ousted me for two days.

She wouldn't answer my phone calls and would respond to my text. I know, so you had to pave the way. But I had to do it with the piercings because she was so angry with me when I got the piercings and when you got them. She didn't even notice. Fair enough. So you had to take that one. Well, I think the thing here is she just doesn't care about me as much as she cares about you. Not true.

She doesn't, no, to ignore you for your calls for two days. I just don't think she cares about the tattoo. But also now, it's like my next one, I've been waiting to stop breastfeeding before I got it. But me and Alex are getting matching ones of Arlo, when I was in labour with, I was going to copy it now. Oh, I actually know, fuck it. You copy it. You guys go for it. When I was in labour, we have a thing of Arlo's heartbeat.

Oh, that's adorable. So we're going to get that together. She can't be annoyed of me for that. No. Getting my daughter's heart. This is the thing. She'll probably want it too. If anyone out there is thinking about getting a tattoo but is worried about what a parent will think,

I got my mum's initial tattooed on me in her handwriting, which I wanted anyway. I'm not just doing it, so she'll be okay with me getting tattoos. I've always wanted it. So that is... It's really nice. It's a cute little tattoo. Yeah. And I think if I get Arlo's heartbeat,

she'll want it too. I can almost guarantee it. I'd love it if she got it out of her. Well, she, I remember her being so angry with me for getting all those piercings and then when I came home from school and she had a second piercing. Yeah, she's a little second piercing. She's like, I always had this, I always had this one. And then she's gone for more in recent years.

She's asked me, I took her for a piercing, not that long ago. I know. I know. Okay, I'm just going to barrel through some questions. Yeah, barrel through. Let's do a speed round. Well, when's the live show coming? Do you know?

I know. The live show? Oh, live. I'm going to say a word, beginning. in T, next little O. Tomorrow. Next to the new. Final letter R. I'm not saying anything. I'm just

suggesting that something might be on the cards. Watch this space. I was supposed to ask, how do I class my friends as best friends? Because I refer to them a lot. What do you mean? Like, because I think I'd describe it, I say, I've got loads of best friends.

Oh yeah, but that's nice. I think they always say my best friends. Yeah. Yeah. I think all my close friends are my best friends. No, you can't have favorites. That's just really. Yes, I've just, like, I've got, like, I just got, I don't know, I just love people, loads. And I like, I love my people, like, and I can name them, like, my best friends, and I think they'd all, no one would feel left out. No. So it's not right.

It's just like, yeah, my closest girlies. Yeah, my gals. You're one of my gals. Oh, thank you, likewise. Am I? Yeah, of course you are. That's nice. Worrying that you found that surprising.

Anyway, next question. Okay. Has our sister relationship changed over time? Yes. But, I mean, just because we're... Do you think we're friends now? Yes. Yeah, like friends first or sisters first?

I think we'll always be sisters first, but we're friends. I'd say they're fairly neck and neck, but I think it's, you can't really compare the two. Yeah, that's probably true. Do you think, this is a random one, but do you think it's better to raise kids in the country or city based on your experience? I think do whatever works for you. Yeah. Personally. Yeah.

I think some people are more comfortable in the city and they'll create a very very... comfortable life for their child. Some people are very comfortable in the countryside will create a very comfortable life of their child. So, balanced. Balance. It's whatever works for you. For me, I thought I might want to leave London by the time I had kids and now I've had kids.

I'm like, absolutely fucking wrong. I can't. I can't. No, because this is where it's at. This is where, this is happening. Okay, I'm actually going to end it now because I've just seen how long we've been doing this for. But can I just, before I do, what's your favourite funny memory that we have together?

Oh, goodness. Oh, God. I'm not very good at pulling to my culture and nurturing memories. oh god I've got something in my mind I've just got this vision of you like crying laughing do you remember when I broke my

when my jaw was broken and my soup that I had I was thinking soup out of a pouch and it fell out the bottom and it looked like I'd shout myself and then I walked back in

you were in like full grey tracks yeah and they took the trackies off and I walked back in without the trousers on and I think mum was annoyed with you for laughing yeah she made you leave the room she was like leave her alone to stop laughing at her

but it's because it was making me bleed because laughing so hard my nose kept bleeding worth it and she made you leave that's it yeah that was a good one that was funny I for some reason remember us laughing really hard one time

and we watched an episode of Torchwyn and that guy went upside down and vomited beer like projected on vomited beer and you and me like pissed us laughing at I love Torchman yeah me too

that was nice that we had that in common Yeah, I think it was about the only TV show that you and I, just you and me watched. Yeah. Also, when our mum fell over in the street, after she, like, begged us to get a taxi and she's wearing his little high heels and she fell over, please for us, longest fall ever. That was when I realised there was something like really wrong with us,

like me and you and Finn, because our cousins were there as well, and mum ate shit, like she, she went down. Also grabbed onto a baby's proud for stability. The mother was obviously like, get off. Fair enough. which only exacerbated the fall and prolonged it.

So when she hit the deck we, me, Finn and Kat laughed so much. Oh, it's because she turned around and went, oh, I told you I wanted to get a taxi. Fair enough. But we three, King Tavori and Tar, we three laughed. Like, before we even checked, she was okay,

we laughed. Whereas our cousins were like, oh my God, are you okay? You watch a woman in their 60s fall over. You got to ask. But that's something wrong with us. Well, we know she's very resilient. She's fine. She does go down a lot

though. She's like a baby. She's got that big bruised chin because she fell over the other day. God, I love her so much. We're a woman. She's so adorable. Katty has got her saved on her phone as birthgiver. She gave birth to me. Isn't that remarkable? She's so little and she's given birth to all of us.

How the fuck did it? She's five foot one. Finlow. Finlow is massive. Yeah. I see them next to each other. I'm like, you could fold her up and put her in his body and I don't think no one would really notice no right okay I love you thanks for doing this my pleasure thank you for having me back no worries and Katz gonna start a

booming TikTok career so go ahead oh god yeah go get her now so that you can say you called her on the way up yeah yeah I'm an investment nice okay love you see you next week guys bye thank you so much for listening should I delete that is part of the ACAST creator network