Should I Delete That? - Is It Just Me: Cannibalex

Episode Date: December 1, 2022

In this week’s Is It Just Me? the girls discuss impulse control (including farting in your sleep), avoiding small talk and whether Alex is feral...Follow us on Instagram @shouldideletethatEmail us at [e-mail] & edited by Daisy GrantMusic by Alex Andrew Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Oh, no. I already did that to the group this morning when we came in and I was just like, and before we're talking about. I was just like, you know, like from the minute you're born, you're just rotting. You've brought the mood right down. Like, see, even as much you enjoy your life, it's terminal. Miserable. I honestly, I should just make, I should make quilts.

I should make like, it. Yeah, I should make those, like, those notebooks that they sell in the supermarkets with, like, inspiring slogans on, and a little daisy in the middle. That's what I should make. From the moment you're born, you just start rotting. With a little peony underneath it. Perfect. Peony.

Just to, you know, make everybody know that I care about nature. You know, when I die and rot, then, like, use me for compost. Use me for good. Make something pretty out of me. So I've had an email. Hi, you both. Love the podcast and I've been listening since the beginning. And, of course, I've given it a five-star rating.

I fucking love you. Thank you so much. Thank you. That is the new introduction I would like in the emails. Yes. Thank you so much. Thank you. Your conversation in the episode a few weeks ago is something I think about a lot. Specifically after something that happened last year in around June 2021, when we could only meet people outside in small groups.

I was chatting with friends and for some reason we started talking about a teacher I had had in sixth form six years ago, which I don't really mention as these weren't school friends and we generally don't talk about school as we're all quite a bit older now. Anyway, I was saying how influential he had been on my life and how he had opened my eyes to the real world issues not just the standard stuff you learn in school. He was a fantastic teacher to me

and even helped me hide my nose ring from the head teacher on multiple occasions. A few days later, I got a message from one of the guys at the meetup and he said his sister, who goes to my old school, received a letter that this teacher had died at the same evening at the same evening at the same time. time I had been talking about him. He was killed in a terrorist stabbing incident a few miles from where we had been hanging out and it was later confirmed on the news. It shook me

fully to my core and it was such a sad story but I can't help but thinking the universe was telling me something. What are your thoughts? Love you both. Oh God. He died. He was stabbed in a terror. That's fucking horrible. But at the same time as she was talking about him, this is what I was saying about the other day and I know you think it's bullshit. But it's just like, that's so weird. I remember my sister did this the other day. She was watching. I mean, we did think she might have killed someone. It wasn't great. She was watching like some really random old like Western film as only she would. And she saw like literally an extra in this film. So it must have been like a film like an ancient film that probably no one's ever watched. Like she was watching

Sky during the day. Like so like no one was watching this film. And there was this like random small character. And she googled him. Yeah. And as she Googled him, it was in breaking news that day that he had died. Yeah. I was like, have you just killed him? Like, no one's thought of this guy for ages and now you've Googled over and he's dead. Brilliant.

But like... Do you know what I always think about stuff like this though? It's like, imagine how many times she's Googled someone and that hasn't happened. Imagine how many times we've thought about random people and it hasn't happened. With this negativity. No, but to me that's not negative because I don't need to think, I don't think I want to think, I don't know I mean but this guy died on the day

she was talking about him like totally and I think if that means something to her then believe it and she was totally like reflecting on like how much like I don't know

I just think why did he come up why was she thinking of him totally there's a little you don't you still don't believe us but I'm with her like there's but I mean I don't

I don't know something really fucking weird it's going to happen to you and you're going to be like okay possibly probably probably yeah I don't know that's just like coconuts I love it when that happens I literally I love it so much just like full not that I don't love it people die

but I mean I love it when like weird things yeah when just like little like fate just seeps in all right I just think like I find it weird that like more coincidences don't happen do you know what I mean but loads of coincidences happen it's like even the it's the seven degrees of separation isn't it like that everybody knows somebody seven times that will know somebody. Like my mum always says it and she's not wrong where if you go in the world

you'll always meet someone from the Alaman and she's really not wrong it's actually weird like it's really weird I remember going and this isn't that much of a coincidence

but like this guy actually wasn't even from the Alamam but it's reminding me I remember going on the ferry to the Alamman I met all these people from the Alamann

for context my mum's from the Alaman but I remember an amazing story of like fate and fluke a few years ago I was on a ferry I was going to Holland

I was cycling to Holland because I used to do all that man shit with Help for Heroes because my mom's dad won the Victoria Cross in World War II. So that's like the highest award you can win for Valor. And my mum is one of the founder patrons of Help for Heroes. So we've been quite involved in the military in recent years. And anyway, we were cycling to Arnhem, which is where my granddad won in his VC. And it was like the 70th anniversary, a 75th anniversary.

I can't remember. 70th maybe. And we were on the ferry and I was wearing my Help for Heroes jersey. And I was in the smoking area. So it must have been the 17th anniversary because it was ages ago. And this old lad, like, pulled on my sweatshirt and was like, because it said, Help for Heroes at the back. And he was like, are you wearing this because it's cool or because you care? And I was like, oh, fuck me.

I was like, oh, well, I'm on a bike ride and whatever. And he was really old. And he was basically, he was in his, well, in his medals. But he was going to Arnhem. He was a veteran. And I said, oh, I'm with Help for Heroes and we're cycling to Arnhem because, and he was like, why are you doing that? And I said, well, my granddad won a Victoria Cross in World War II. And I think maybe, I think there were like five awarded Arnhem, two that I know about.

Anyway, but obviously like if he fought there, he was going to know who it was because it's quite a famous battle. And he said, he was it. And I said it was Robert Kane. And he was like, oh, my God, he had flown the glider that my granddad had parachuted out of. And I know it's not that bigger, like, because we're on a ferry. But it was like, what are the fucking chances? That's so cool. And I've met this guy in the smoking area and he was like 90.

That's so random. Yeah, so random. And then, yeah, like, it was really nice actually because I got, went and found my mom and then they just like sat together for like hours on the cross. But it's like stuff like that. That's amazing. I mean, it would have been more gutting if I hadn't spoken to him and it's like we could have co-existed and we had this amazing connection and we didn't know. Like that would be sad. But as it was, it's just like how lovely that you do get that.

And like. I often think that about like there are people probably that you know like when you're out and about in London that you're. I was just passing, but only just missing them. There's people that I actively avoid, though. There's one person who I will remain nameless who I see all the time by the station where I live. And I avoid him. I avoid him like the plague.

I hide behind shit. I'm like, we do not need, we don't need this. Our friendship is not and nor will it ever be there. No, it's not trainworthy. Also, when you're going in in the morning and you have to stand with someone. My mum hid behind a pillar from one of her best friends the other day because she just didn't want to talk to anyone on the train. She just didn't want it

She was just like We just don't need it If we wanted to do this together We'd have done this together No your boundaries Francia, I love it It's so good That's so good

No but I like I like that for this That girl that wrote in That's I mean Do I like it? I don't know It's not a lovely thing It's not a lovely thing actually

I love it so much It's weird But if she likes it Then I like it for her I don't know I love a really random coincidence Yeah I'm trying to think

of some that have happened to me but I don't really I don't know yeah you always do meet someone from the island of mine it's the weirdest thing I actually don't think I've ever met anyone from the island apart from you guys yeah but it's odd if it comes up once you start bringing it up the frequency illusion that's called

is it yeah I don't know why I don't know why but I guess the flag I used to have the flag as a charm on a bracelet so I think the people would be like oh yeah what's that or like if you ever you know like have a hoodie on I don't know yeah it's confirmation bias really yeah i guess when you start looking for things and then it's there yeah but i was how many times i saw someone on the tube the day that i knew and i just turned my back

did you this is one of the guys i know through help for heroes so i know him a bit well but not super well yeah and he's had a kid since i've last seen him it was like four years ago so we have so much to catch on we've got two stops we don't need to do this you know what i mean like everyone's going to be oh my god hi how are you you've had a baby oh you're pregnant oh my god what's nobody cares nobody cares we don't need this i have to take up my airport where am i going to put it oh no the music's going to start on the other ear when you have to take out the airport oh my god the worst i remember i when i where i used to live and where i used to work i had it was great because it was one only one tube ride but it was like 45 minutes on this same tube yeah and there was a girl

that i vaguely knew from from like she was in PR and she lived near where i lived and my heart would sink when I would see her at the tube station because I was like we've got to travel all that way together she didn't want to do it I didn't want to do it but you're bound by this like social etiquette now that you have to continue talking

for this 45 minutes of fucking train journey my heart would sink I ended up did get brave actually got some bit of work to do good for you yeah but it did hurt I felt bad when we went up to Manchester together I got the train back I thought you were going to say we sat together at the train We did not too much for you then

No we were all right on the way up But on the way back I sat next to somebody that I didn't know That's tough Who I knew a bit but didn't know that well And it's like three and a half hours And it's like you've got to get to know each other We don't want to do this I really wish sometimes

And then when you're having small talk and you go to a party I'm like I just wish we didn't have to do this Yeah yeah And I wish it was acceptable And I do know people Sarah does this where she just If she's not interested she doesn't do it And I'm like I wish I could do this

I know me too and someone starts asking stuff and particularly being pregnant like oh it doesn't matter I wish there was a way of doing it like I do it if I didn't think that I was going to upset the other person because I do think it does upset the other person

I don't know what I don't know they probably don't care they don't give a shit they're like oh I like you know the house work oh I don't know the sad thing is I probably would care if someone was like actually do you mind if we just do our own thing I'd probably be like like gut punch

Would you? I don't know. It would depend who it was, I suppose. It would depend on. It was. It's just an absolute killer. It is. It's a killer.

I like it when people come in with like random intensity. That's my favourite. When people like, I met a woman the other day who just came in with like, I went to an event on Friday night. It was a charity event. I didn't know anybody there. And someone came over with such random intensity. I was like, I fucking love you. Like I literally love her.

Yeah. Hi, ladies. Don't know where to send this. So I figured I'd slide into your DMs. It's truly a pleasure listening to the podcast. on my commutes. Thank you. I was listening to the podcast about the rape alarm today and thought about an embarrassing story. I used to have mine on my keychain. One morning I was throwing the trash away before I set off on my drive and part of it got stuck on the bag and fell into the

huge communal garbage container. You know the ones large enough that the truck just connects to them and unloads the trash. Here I am in the early morning standing outside as my alarm is going off and terrified it's going to attract attention. I had no other option than to go dumpster diving. So imagine, if you will, all dressed up for work, I'm trying my hardest to hoist myself into this can using my upper arm, all the upper arm strength I can muster, bicep emoji.

After a few jumps and pushes, I was able to leverage myself into the can using balancing on my belly. So face down towards the garbage, belly on the edge of the can and my legs dangling outside. I now have to leverage myself down. towards the trash with my hands outstretched, trying to grab this piece of my rape alarm.

This took a couple of tries and me pivoting back and forth on my belly. Oh my God, it's like a seesaw. I was eventually able to retrieve it back, but my poor belly was sore after all the pressure it took. Needless to say, I no longer have it attached to my keys. Word for the wise, anyone who does, learn from me. Oh my God. That's horrendous. That reminds me of a story that someone sent me once on my Instagram.

about a year ago of an embarrassing story and she said she once saw a trash can like a wheelie bin like one of those big ones rolling down the street and she was like oh my god that's gonna cause trouble so she ran half to it

grabbed it and this guy on the other side poked his head round and was like what are you doing because he was just he was just and he was really short and he was just trying to take it to the bin

and she's like stop I love that That's so good Oh bless her That's the worst I'd have let it go I'd have just let it go Like let the alarm

Unless the keys were in the bin as well In which case You can't Yeah you can't let them go I do love that We've just had an entry From one of our podcast managers Jenny Is it just her

That likes to buy cute things Oh no, it gets the urge to bite cute things. No, I do that too. Why have neither of you tried to bite me? This is so upsetting. Also, I just want to bite in general. Does it make you feel good? Well, this is so weird.

Like, Dave, I want to bite his arm. Like, I just want to bite really hard into it. What? Do you not get this? No. Sometimes I'm like, can I just nibble on your knuckle? Just like, have a little bit of a bite. She's going to say, no, but I just want to nibble on your knuckle.

He just want to nibble on his knuckle. And he's like, no. oh please and he's like he's like don't get to eat me yeah please don't hurt me and I'm like Jeffrey Dahmer but it takes me everything

not to like bite into it this is insane both of you think like this I don't want to break skin I'm surrounded by animals I don't want to like break flesh I just want to bite like bite

that sounds like you want to break flesh I'm not accountable I've no interesting flesh yeah of Army Hammer my god but Jenny has you cancelled at the same rate fuck um bloody hell this is

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even like dogs and stuff. And like my sisters, I used to like want to bite their arms. The fuck? You're right, Jen. No. That's what happened to her on her arm. She's got a stump where her elbow should be.

Oh man. That is that so weird. I'm keeping this baby away from both of you. Jen or Jenny do you feel that you just want to bite an arm like bite I've got two knots yeah that's great okay okay fucking weirdos Jesus am I safe here

I'm blinking hard guys you're locked in here as well that's yeah there's shit weird but Jenny just explained that it's with cute things it's because our brains can't compute how cute it is it's like cuteness overload literally like a complete overload of the brain

so it just wants to bite cute things and I say this with a lot of love because Dave's such a nice guy but like is he like so cute like like like a puppy that he's like overloading your brain no no no oh no Dave's not cute definitely it's not what I want to that's separate I think why I want to bite his arm it's not cutness I feel like we've tapped into a kink and I feel like we didn't need to go there no it's not kinky I feel like we didn't need that I feel like we took a bath I feel like we took a path I didn't want to take bite arms sometimes I get it with boo where I just want to like smush her like I want a lenny her you know like

like of mice and men and Lenny kills the bunny because he just squeezes it too hard. Yeah, it's like that. Sometimes I get that with Boer and I'm just like, I actually have to stop Alex Lennying her. I'm like, stop. Yeah. Stop. It's too much. It's too much love. Yeah. When she was a puppy, now she's, now she can take it.

Yeah. Sometimes I do do that. I give her the, like, the squeeze. Her eyes poach. And I like need to remember that her body's tiny. Like, I can't be just like crushing it with my huge bice. Yes. Yeah, with my massive arms. Yeah. Sometimes I just want to like smush beer and boo and I get on her ears and I'm just like smushing her. is and I like put my face like under her ear and just like but I don't want to bite her no I don't want to bite the dog she once when she knit me I nipped her back again as a puppy as a training

exercise it didn't try and tested you heard it here she never did it again so but I didn't go for like I just I just wanted to like show what it was yeah didn't work like taste of your own medicine bitch yeah it was awful because I just got a taste of fur and she was she didn't give a shit Okay, gorgeous. Google don't wish I hadn't. It may mean that you are feral. Did you go? Okay, great.

That is my answer. What might it mean if you're not? Is that it? It may mean that you are feral. Do you also eat with your hands? Do you sit on your haunches and scratch behind your ear with your foot? Can you? I can.

Did you grow up in the wilderness without any human parents? Oh my God. Yeah, I knew it was weird. It didn't feel right. Someone said, what does it mean when my girl bites my arm? And someone's replied, that isn't a girl, fellow vault survivor. That's a feral ghoul. Don't let the radiation get to your head.

Okay. I don't understand most of that, but feral gul I do like. Jesus Christ, that's not as endearing as you think it is. You're feral. Nivele on your knuckle. But it's the same feeling for me. I don't know. It's like, I don't know.

Maybe it's a way of like getting aggression. I don't, I don't know. I'm not, maybe I need to work it out with my therapist. Anyway. Can I just, I just want to unpack it. I'm just going to be a therapist for a minute. When it's with Dave, is it like when you see him after a while, it's just like, I didn't eat you.

No, no, no, no, no. It's nothing sexual. It's nothing like attractiveness or anything. It's like I just want to bite into the arm and it's like my jaw takes over and I just want to bite, bite, bite, bite, bite. Oh my God, this can't be just me. I actually feel like a deep level of shame

because normally like nothing's off limits but this feels it feels like I've crossed the line. Oh my God, I should have made this. But why? I don't know. When? Like when does it happen? It's almost like the feeling When you, you know, you see, like, slime and you want to put your hands in it. It's kind of like that, I think.

But when does it happen? If he'll give me his arm. Yeah. Why would he give you his arm? It doesn't, like, Jen said, it just takes me as that I think you've got rabies. It doesn't sound good, does it? I don't know.

I would like to cut this conversation because I don't think it's getting any better for me. No, but I just want to, let's just help the people. understand is it like it's like an animal urged instinct takes over and have you ever done it no no no no no no no i would never like break bites you would love bite it no no interesting jenny as i can see that side eye filthy yeah i'd know yeah i don't believe you classic yeah let's let's just put her on blast let's just make up a whole lot of stuff because she can't come fight for herself she can't say anything she's in a soundproof box um yeah you're both fucking weird. I have never

I don't want to buy anything really apart from food oh no that's not true actually sometimes I've got that thing where I've got what's it called with like no impulse control so sometimes I'll see something at all like I'll put something in my mouth and then the second I've done it I'm like why did I do that? Like I do that all the time with things like with just stuff that isn't food

I'm trying to think I think I did it over the weekend I definitely what did I put in my mouth over the weekend I was like as soon as I did it I regretted it yeah but I do that's quite a lot was like tech this this sort of thing i kind of had the urge to lick it because it looked like icing but i didn't but it's that sort of thing oh my god if you just suddenly turn around start fucking licking walls i'm out of here shut up army hammer you've got you do not have the fucking defense you think you have edward cullen um yeah no i yeah i have no impulse

control with things like that so but that's like that was the hand in the whisk situation it's that sort of thing oh i did it the other day like i melted i made like a thing for, I made a thing for my gravy and it's not a good gravy gravy recipe but it tastes delicious so I don't think any chef would be, I think every chef would be like what's what, but it's what I do. So I put marmite and flour and I mix

marmite and flour and make it into like a paste and then I just add like veg stock basically and just add bedstock and it's just really nice, it's really salty like it's just super delicious. Anyway, when you mix marmite and flour it looks like chocolate and I made it and I said to my mum because I just left it because I was like pre-prepping and I was like oh my god

does a little like melted chocolate and then I was like and then I walked away and I came back and I was like ooh and in my head I was like chocolate and I did it and I was just like yeah like in like a two second stage I was like oh melted yum and then I put up my mouth I was like oh flowery yeah it's really weird so I get it but I don't want to eat another person I just want to eat chocolate or icing like eat another person well yeah there you go

I feel like we've taken some turns there I know I feel awkward and uncomfortable and like I might be about to lose my job and career. Imagine if I get cancelled because I'd like to bite Dave's arm in a non-sexual way. But you don't even know that you like to do it because you haven't done it unless you're hiding something from us.

I don't bite it. I just don't break anything. You do bite? Yeah. Oh my God, how often? When? But not like... Like when you're watching the TV or when you're cooking or in bed,

like how often? Not often. Like once a year probably. I can say that once a day. Like, also because he doesn't let me anymore. Well, obviously. I suppose it's kind of weird Yeah, it's totally weird

Totally weird Okay Super weird But when you did do it And also how does he stop you Does he just No, bad girl Yeah literally like no

No get off Consent Yeah well that's important That is important Consent is very important Yeah You might be married But it doesn't mean

He can't say no And then I'll be like okay Well can I pick your spots instead then Okay Which is normally I think you are feral Possibly You're a monkey

Yeah I think so right if you're not a bear you're a monkey yeah a bear yeah bears eat people um right we are moving on I'm so happy that I don't have to eat things I eat like I think about this all the time I'm like I saw my cousin went on safari in Zambia recently and I was watching your Instagram stories and there was just like all these big cats eating a dead thing on the floor and I just thought oh fuck here now like I am so happy that I can just go to like veggie prayer and get a pint of chocolate and that is how I can survive and I don't

have to like eat a dead hyena on the floor we are so lucky munchy they don't know with like six other people that were all just like lead i mean you'd fucking love it just fucking chowing down but all of you come on gals get your sisters involved all of you just having a munch jenny's in for good measure yum yum yum yum yum yum yum empty little day vent trails all flat you know i'm just going to be sitting on the side with a pan of chocolate just like you fucking weirdos what's horrible image now i'm not even going to say it because i don't want this to become my thing. I've got an embarrassing

story. We're moving on. Hey girls, it goes without saying, absolutely love the pod. I've learned more about birds and bladders than I ever could have anticipated, and I'm here for it. Hashtag educational. Thank you so much. Thank you so welcome. Thank you so much. Okay, Offsted approved this podcast.

He'll be on the curriculum soon. We won't. Well, we might be as a case, a reference point, a case study. The girl that ate her wife, I mean husband. Her podcast, it is. Oh God, yeah, her podcast why it was me i got to eat please stop talking this fm right we're moving on story time it's both and is it just me and the most humiliated i've been in a long old while yesterday i was on a train

traveling alone from germany to belgium fancy exotic like that while feeling glamorous and entirely continental i'd had a long week of fun in berlin and i was completely exhausted bilin we'll do that to you i began to lose focus on my book and decided it was time for a mid-journey snooze. Cue drifting in and out of sleep in that satisfying yet somehow slightly unnerving way that happens on public transport. Only what should rudely wake me from this slumber but the sound of a squeaky, loud, long fart. And where is this sound coming from? My bumhole. I jumped at the surprise, horrified. Just picture the scene. The train is silent. I'm sitting next to a 12 year old boy who has been eagerly snapcheting his pals this entire journey. I blush a violent crimson

as my mind immediately assumes this whole event was live streamed by my tech savvy seat neighbour. Safe to say, I'm still horrified and feel cross that my body betrayed me at this vulnerable time. The worst part is, due to the aforementioned exhaustion, I fell back asleep and this happened again. Rest assured, I spent the rest of the journey extremely awake with tightly clenched bum cheeks and will not be sleeping in public ever again. Is it just me whose sleeping body can't seem to retain its normal tension to keep its butthole closed and quiet. I wish I, like, I, like, what about this happen to you?

No, I just, I wait, like, I talk in my sleep and I'm no doubt trump in my sleep. And Alex is the politest person ever, and he's not going to tell me if I say weird, well, he does tell me if I say weird shit, but sometimes I'm like, I just wish my body would just, just be cool, just be cool. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, why am I so ugly when I sleep? Because that's the worst and you're sleeping on like a bus, and then everyone takes

or a plane and you're just like your head's back and it's just like you're just just got like one lump of flesh like you just

just awful like what's your neck and your mouth I bet even even Angelina Jolie's mouth goes funny when she's sleeping on a train

yeah yeah and I just wish I wasn't betrayed in this way I'm like why do you have to do this why does

why does gravity just take hold in the way that it does and air pressure it's just bullshit so bless you but I hate that I just

I don't feel safe to sleep Mind you, not in my family. My sister just, Gen Z, man, they just love taking ugly photos of people. They do, don't that? It's horrible. I feel like our generation does do that as well.

No, they do it way worse. Honestly, every time I see cat, she puts her phone on like, the 0.5 camera thing and takes either a photo of my bump being like, ha ha, ha, you've got so fat, or of like my nose, just being like, look up big your noses.

And I'm like, why are you doing this? Like, with the flash on. Like, she doesn't have any lights. And the only photo, she, my caller ID on her phone is when I'm, jumping, she filmed me in slow motion jumping and it's when my jowls are like where my shoulders should be. I'm like, why

do you do this? And all her Instagram story is just like ugly photos of her friends. I'm just like, this is so cool. Yeah, it's just what they do. I don't know any Gen Z is, you know. You know her, don't get close. No. Don't get acquainted. No. She'll just rip your self-esteem to shreds.

Yeah, it's horrible. So she's lucky that wasn't all. Yeah, it is brutal. She's lucky that wasn't live streamed on Snapchat. Probably was. That is funny, though. That is funny. probably waking yourself up to your own fart I don't know if I farted in my sleep actually I don't know you have

I bet you have I bet when you do I just I wonder if there's like silence behind it because surely we'd know about it if it happens why didn't we let's both do it before the next episode set the sleep tracking out yeah so it can record us and see if we're trumping it would probably just get Dave and Alex but like let's see

but I feel like I would hear if Dave farts in the middle of the night and he farts when he's awake so maybe I there's got to be some science are behind it? I'd say if your sphincters relaxed, they're probably just slipping out. Yeah. Boop-boop, tart, tart, you know? Okay, well, there are going to go.

Yeah, that was nice. My sister's, my sister, again, has her sleep tracking app and she talks so much in her sleep and she had one the other day thinking that Matt Hank, did you see her Instagram story? Thinking Matt Hancock was in the other side of the room, try to kill her in her sleep. Oh my God. Or kiss her. I can't remember. Either way, it wasn't good.

Wasn't good. Anyway, if we remember, we'll set the app. See what our sphincters do as we sleep. sleep. And if anyone actually knows the science behind that, it'd be really cool to know. So there we again. Thank you so much for listening. Thank you so much for listening. If you never hear from me again, it's because I've been

eaten alive by my fucking canaballics. I am feral. And on that note, see you on Monday. Goodbye. Thank you so much for listening. Should I delete that is part of the ACAS for creative network. Did you know all our glamping units have a resort, quality, Canadian-made, and eco-friendly bed?

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