Should I Delete That? - Is It Just Me: "Dick Van Dyke would do it"
Episode Date: November 17, 2022In this week’s Is It Just Me? the girls discuss how to deal with body image with children, period disasters and choking...Buy Body Happy KidsFollow us on Instagram @shouldideletethatEmail us at shou...ldideletethatpod@gmail.comProduced & edited by Daisy GrantMusic by Alex Andrew Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Hello. Hello. Hello. Happy Thursday.
Hello. Welcome back to, should I delete that everyone? Hello.
And anyone. I'm so desperate.
Before we kick us off. Oh, okay. I have something to say. If you haven't, is it just me?
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you like the podcast please review it only if you like it if you don't like it don't even think
about it thanks so much anyway and unsubscribe would be nice as well because then we just drop into
your feed every week twice a week um i'm kicking us off with the question i got this week right
on instagram i didn't ask me anything okay yeah and this is the question i got do your farts
come out the front of the back um mine come up the back and i said i don't
don't understand, right? Because I'm... What do you mean? What do you mean? What do you mean? I don't
understand. Do you, obviously, your farts come out the back, right? Not necessarily. And then
I got some messages that explain this. No, no, this is a thing. Sometimes my farts come out the back,
but travel through my cheeks to the front. And then another person said, sorry, I didn't
swallow that burp, sorry. Another person said, oh my God, yes. Where the fart bubble,
goes from your bum up your fanny it's so stressful oh i can't believe why is it when i sit in this chair
i feel they need to share to the lengths that i do come on let's go i i've i've i've had it
happened once where i felt came out the front it's since i've been pregnant i've been going through
some stuff and i was like oh my god i get what you if you're sitting down sitting down very
firmly i think i was lying i think the pregnancy pillow's putting me in new places but actually
That doesn't make sense because surely if your butts facing outwards, it's just going to go, right?
There's no.
But if you're like, yeah, like if you're lying like a banana and then you do one, it's probably got to come out the front.
Right.
Because it's no space up the back.
Right.
Do you know what I mean?
I was thinking more what's sitting down, like if you're sitting down really hard and then it's got nowhere to travel, but out the front.
Do you ever watch people lift their cheek to fart?
Because that is the most stressful thing.
My brother does it.
It's so round.
Yes.
I, yes.
I'm like, oh, put it down.
Like, if you can't get it out, if it's not coming out,
if it doesn't need to come out, don't fucking force it.
Dave, like, comes up with, like, increasingly imaginative ways to fart in front of me.
And yesterday, he did, you know, when people jump in the air and tap their feet, you know, like a little, what do you call it?
All the time.
What do you call it?
Yeah, a little two-step, like a little, like a little, like, chim chiminy, like, dancing in the rain.
Exactly.
Yeah, I'm with you.
Dave did that yesterday.
And as he tapped his feet, when he does it.
jumped and tapped his feet and as he tapped his feet he farted and I was like
why why why I just don't understand that was a lot of effort
like you didn't need to do that I yeah okay so I I've never been particularly gassy I'm
not like I'm not a trumper which is weird because I've always had my IBS and I'm just
it's not really not really in the cards for me but pregnancy's kind of kicking me into into
some into some shapes it's been a bit really it's been a bit much and me and Alex we just
don't really fart in front he's not a massive fatter I'm not is he not no we just it's not
really all thing and he's he is like a cat he's so clean like he doesn't like to do boy things like
to smell or anything so no he's quite private like if he has to trump he'll like take himself off
i love that like a cat do it quietly like it's very and but and i've had to do like i farce with you
the day on the sofa and i just wanted to die i was like oh my god and it was like a little like
oh and he looked at me like what have you done i was like i don't did you know like to say boo-oh
It was a fucking new.
No, it was clearly me.
It was clearly me.
It came out of the back.
It was clear.
Dave is so disgusting.
Like, beyond disgusting.
Not really, but like I wouldn't, like, hold it in and be like, I can't, I never
farted in front of my ex-boyfriend and he never farted in front of me.
But those barriers soon came down when I met Dave because I think, like, on our second date,
he just happily, like, unapologetically farted.
Maybe not second, actually, like a few dates in.
He just had no shame around the whole thing.
And I was like, do you know what?
It's quite refreshing.
I don't mind it.
Okay.
It would be nice to have a little bit of shame.
Yeah.
There's a balance.
I mean, he does poo with the door open, like trying to talk to me.
So there's that.
That's quite a lot.
Do you ever?
No.
Also, I just didn't understand why he wants to.
And I don't want anyone to hear my plot.
No.
I play music when I poo.
I watch TikTok.
Yeah.
This morning, because I ate beans for dinner and I woke up.
And this is like a really, like, stressful part of like, pregnonty.
Sometimes you wake up in the morning
You're like, out
And then it's like, it's something wrong
And then I work at this morning
And then I had to go through my mind
I had to go through last night
And I was like, no, I just have baked beans for dinner
I'm fine
So then I said to go and sit like six in the morning
And just have like a big part
And I was like, oh I'm fine again
I saw my friend recently
And she said that
She went to the loo to do poo
Right
Started watching TikTok
And got so engrossed in TikTok
That she forgot where she was
And so when she went to wipe
It was like it all dry
so she had to use an actual wipe rather than tissue paper because it had all dried.
Oh my fucking God.
Because she'd been so long on the loom.
I just assumed it always just stayed there ready to be wiped.
Yeah.
Can I ask something?
Do people not wipe their butts?
You know when men have like skid marks and stuff?
They just not wipe their bottoms.
Obviously not or not well enough.
That's fucking rank.
I swear it's because it's the people who wipe standing up.
I swear that's the problem.
Why would you wipe standing up?
Yeah, but a lot of people do.
a lot of people do you have to keep them spread that's the point of the seat yeah oh yeah I remember
the day my bum first covered the loo seat covered yeah like I remember the day my bum was like the size
of the loo like the day I fit the loo do you know what I mean I just remember for years like not
fitting the loo and there was always a gap at the back you so you can't properly spread no yeah
because you're just too small oh what a day I know I remember I remember I'll tell you why it's because
my cousin is the same age as me he's like two months old but he's huge like and he's
aborting they grow faster yeah I just remember him like just being able to do everything
first I don't remember that milestone in my life which is crazy yeah that is weird
don't know why so I have something serious oh gosh okay game face on isn't it scandalous yeah
yeah scandalous hi ladies I'm on maternity leave with my nine month old little girl which is
making it quite hard for me to socialize the way I did before her this means that this
issue is trickier for me to discuss with friends my best friends don't live
this is a long way round of me saying I feel like that when I listen to you to I'm with
friends therefore I would really like your opinion on the blow you are with friends my and
congratulations on your little baby my mother-in-law has a lot of opinions that we do not agree
with and do not want her saying around her around our daughter which is her only
grandchild whilst this is something we are going to be working on as our daughter gets
older and starts understanding things something that I'm struggling with imminently is
her comments on weight she always talks about her own weight which I don't want to
her doing in front of my daughter but she's also obsessed with mine and always has been most recently
she's made comments such as you're always eating you eat so much i don't know how you're so skinny
i guess what i'm asking is how do i deal with these comments in the present and start approaching
her comments and behaviors about weight etc in front of my daughter thank you please keep anonymous
oh that's very tough it is um i always recommend this book body happy kids and it talks about the
importance of talking about your body in a positive light in front of your kids, I think you should
in a kind way gift this book or just say, I've read this book, it was amazing, I'd love you to
read it too. Like, it's how I'm going to bring up my daughter. Like, it's really, it's contributed
to like, you know, helping me understand like the morals and values of how I want to bring up my
daughter and stuff like that. And give her that book and ask her to read it. And I think,
that will better put into words also as well when it's people that we know
telling us stuff we tend to take less notice than people that we don't know we
seem to like give someone we don't know more authority so I feel like that book
could be a really good way of her of it sort of hitting home that she can't she
needs to just stop mentioning weight and body and she can't do it in front of your
daughter and you have to set a really firm boundary there and I think if the
book doesn't work something that I
would consider i don't know if this is probably appropriate obviously i don't have a child yet and
i don't know i don't know this is what you do with kids this could be terrible advice
um i'm intrigued but i don't know i mean i so one a really good friend of mine has a nine-year-old
daughter and she's a single mom to this little girl and the way that they communicate with
each other is so great and this little girl doesn't have you know she's got grown-up issues in her
life. And I think a lot of kids have grown-up issues in their life. And I think we are very naive to
think that kids aren't exposed to the big bad world. And whether it's like diet culture or
divorce parents or mental health struggles or whatever it is. Like we are, you know, kids are
exposed as much as parents try and protect them. Like they are exposed to adulting. My friend has
this amazing relationship with her daughter that she's always had where she is just so honest with her.
And they communicate like grown-ups. Like she doesn't patronise her daughter. She doesn't try and hide
things from her she's so honest with how things are it's amazing it's really cool and i think it's a
really good way and it's she's been very inspiring to me in terms of how i want to parent my kid
and my daughter but it makes me realize that i think what you can do as a mom is create a really
strong bond with your daughter and you know where your boundaries are and you and your husband or
your partner know where your boundaries are so you know that you aren't going to discuss your weight
with your kid or in front of your kid
you can't control external factors
and it's actually a really important lesson for your daughter
to learn in time is that she can't control
the outside world around her
and what she and you have to teach her to do
is control how she reacted to it
and I think always having the conversation
from as soon as she is cognizant
that like when other people talk about
and you can reference her granny if you want
or you can say and I don't know if that's the pro
that's what I mean about not talking how to talk to kids
because you don't want to like impact their relationship
but you can say from an early age
that people that talk about their bodies often aren't happy with their own
people that talk about your bodies aren't happy with their own
and isn't it sad that they're so distracted by this and whatever
and making your daughter realize from the off
anything that's projected onto her and I know she's only nine months old
but I think realistically there were always going to be factors
whether it's your mother-in-law which is always someone's mother-in-law
or it's like anything else that she's going to be exposed to as an adult
or as a child as a teenager or whatever at any stage of her life i think having a really open
communication with her and you can say i would i mean if it were me and i was in this position
as she started getting older i would say we don't like it that granny talks about her body like
that isn't it sad for granny like isn't it so sad that this is what she's focusing on because
we don't have to do that here we we're free with food we we love our bodies as they are and
that's what we're going to do and it's sad for her that she can't do that but me and you we're
going to do this and that's how I'd because I think you have to concede like there's different
generational things and if it's not weight it'll probably be something else you know everybody's got
an opinion of how you're going to raise your kid and mother-in-laws always have an opinion on how
you're going to raise your kid so you just have to sit with your husband and your kid and work
out what works for you three and then you as a as a unit will deal with external factors and
accept that you can't control them you're just going to accept how you react to them that's why I'd say
and help her build an armour.
Yeah, because there's always going to be shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it's like, and I think that from,
I don't know how old are you supposed to be,
that book's probably more helpful in terms of you learning,
but like, just in case the mother-in-law doesn't take it, I think.
Yeah, no, it's that you're spot on there, definitely.
And it's true that you can't, you can't bring your daughter up in a vacuum,
like all of those, and all the shit that we were, like,
faced with growing up, there will be, like, an element of that that she will be exposed to,
but you can, like, yeah, help her build an armour
so that it doesn't get internalised that stuff.
It's more, she's more able to, like, let it bounce off of her and just...
I think that's something that my friends really inspired me to do.
It's like, when bad things are happening around her child,
it's not pretending they're not happening or hoping,
I think there's a lot of parents, like, hoping that the kid didn't hear
or wasn't listening or didn't understand,
because kids understand fucking everything.
It's like after the event being like, did you hear that?
Because I heard that I didn't like what I heard.
Did you like what you were?
nice yeah so it's not like she's got to sit with it and feel shame about it or jumped her own
conclusions it's like straight away like we didn't like didn't like that that's that must be really
cool to see because I feel like all my friends their their um kids are all young so I've not really
seen in my like adult years I've not really seen parenting yeah and that's quite I thought I must
be really nice to see so cool to watch it's been a massive inspiration for me because like you say
like I can watch my friends with babies and it's just like what the fuck other than I like
you know, you've just got to keep those alive, but like it's so much more complicated when they're like 10.
Yeah.
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I was talking to my friend her daughter's four
which is like the closest I've got now
to like watching actual parenting of like a proper
you know like as different as you when it's a baby
and she was saying how she like talks
so openly about her periods but also lets her daughter like watch
and see like oh I've got like mummy's got her period
so she has to put this this pad in and the little girl's like
oh you wear a nappy like me you know like
And then she's like,
oh, mommy needs a nappy this today and goes and gets her a nap,
like a, you know, a napier, a pad.
And I, and I, she's telling me that.
And I was like, that's so lovely.
That is just really nice.
Like, imagine.
I can't imagine that.
I mean, I had a lot of shame around my period.
Yeah, holy shit.
I was like, and I died when I got it.
When my little sister got it,
she thought she'd shout herself.
How sad to that?
She did get it really early.
She did get it really.
No, not, not that one.
Little sister, he'll go on.
named um but and yeah that i thought that was very lovely and like raising her to like understand
actual anatomy as well and say words like vulva and vagina and not like front bum back bump
front butt man yeah exactly where's your fart come out your front bum or your back bum
um no that was really good advice you gave though for that girl i like that i think that's really
lovely yeah watch me like not do take any of that advice myself when i am a parent but that's in my
in my ideal situation that's the mum i'll be you love that yeah i think that's very
really nice. Honesty and transparency. I like it. Okay, so I have an embarrassing story.
Hello, hello, lovely ladies. I'm a big fan, love you all, yada, yada, yada. But seriously,
I actually think you're doing amazing things to the world. Thank you.
For the world, maybe not the world. Yeah. In our world.
I have an embarrassing story to share. I'm usually pretty good at getting myself out of bad
situations, but this was simply irredeemable. It's a tad long, but it's freaking worth a read.
I can promise you that. So for some context, I'm a model. My modeling agency sent me on a
test shoot, which, if you don't know, is basically a collaboration shoot where no one gets
paid, but everyone ends up with something that they can add to their portfolio. It was a small
team, me, the makeup artist, the stylist and the photographer and all-female team, whoop.
The stylist had saw some amazing items for me to wear, all designer and super fancy. We're talking
Gucci, Prada, Dior. Oh, very fancy. Wow. Again, for those who don't know how it works,
stylists usually either rent clothes or buy them and then return them straight after the shoot,
as they've barely been worn and are too expensive to actually buy. To change into the outfits,
they made me a little enclosed area on the far side of the studio.
Note that this was not a toilet or separate room.
Essentially, it was just a corner behind some curtain.
So no toilet, no sink, no paper.
All was going well in the shoe until I entered the changing room
and changed out of my third outfit,
a lovely Gucci cohort of shorts on top.
I took the shorts off to see a huge red stain in my thong,
which had leaked through into the designer shorts.
My period had come early.
So I am stuck in this corner with no facilities in sight
with my vagina blood in this random girl's
Gucci rental.
Fuck.
Oh my God.
But seriously ladies, what the fucking fuck
do you do in this situation?
Do you confess and hope she understands?
Do you explain that your period
is in her shorts
and offer to pay for her outfit
for the outfit?
Do you try and sneak to the toilet
to clean it but then have to hand it back wet?
Shamefully, I opted for none of the above.
I handed it back with an innocent smile
on my face as if I hadn't noticed.
I felt awful, but I just couldn't face
the embarrassment of telling her what had happened.
She didn't notice at the time
But no doubt when she attempted to return the item
It would have been spotted and she wouldn't have been able to get her money back
To make it worse
Remember it was a test shoot
So it wasn't even like she'd been paid for the shoot
To make matters even worse
This happened halfway through the shoot
So I had to spend another two hours thanking her
And looking her in the eye
While she continued to dress me and design her outfits
And while I had to keep running to the bathroom
Three floors away
To settle my paranoia that the tampon
Times toilet paper combination I shoved down there
Had not leaked any further
Bless her! I can safely
say that I did not thrive on this day. I've also not told a single person about this.
I'm also aware I perhaps didn't handle it as best I could and the guilt is still very real,
but I hope you can share my utter mortification at how much of a dilemma I was in.
You were in a horrible situation. A side note. Also, though, writing this has made me think
about how much shame there still is surrounding periods. Like I'm sure at some point all women
experienced their period during doing something weird or unexpected, so perhaps I should
have felt more comfortable to explain the situation and help I find a solution. Still fucking
tragic though
oh bless her
that's that's a lot
that's so much
in a Gucci rental as well
and it's like I don't know
it's very like humble
or like human it's very levelling to know that this
happens to models too
yeah you know what I mean like
that's brutal that is so brutal
because I'm like that as well my period stinks up on me
I don't really or I'm not very good at noticing the
pre-menstrual signs
so like I'll be a raging nightmare
just nothing anything of it
yeah like be in bed for three days and then get my period
and be like oh okay weird that's crazy
so I get that my period sneaks up on me too
that's really tough like that was shit time for it to sneak up on her though
that's the fucking worst wearing Gucci shorts
it's so unfair Gucci shorts
must be very expensive as well yeah I mean
like I don't know I don't I don't I don't
with a single person that would wear or buy Gucci shorts.
No, I have no idea how much they would cost, but a lot.
I don't know. I don't know why it matters, but how long are the shorts are they
go down to like the knee? Are they like, or are they short? I'm going to Google
Gucci shorts. I'm imagining them to be embellished and which is why it can't be washed properly.
Gucci love cream.
They do love cream, don't they? Everything's cream. Yeah. Oh, God. They do it on purpose, don't
they? Yeah. Not good. No. No. No.
I'm really sorry.
That's really shit.
And you probably didn't handle it the best,
but then also I wouldn't have handled it any better.
I think I'd probably done the same thing.
Yeah.
Because it's so embarrassing to be like...
Has your period ever come when it, like an embarrassing time?
I don't think so because a bearer man I didn't have a period for six years.
And then I ended up...
I came straight, I got the coil removed and then started using natural cycle straight away.
So I kind of knew it was coming.
Like I always had...
Oh, I tell you one time, though.
the first period
I had
after not having one for six years
and we went to Dublin this time last year
and it was the first time I'd had a period
and I was in a shop
we were just back visiting Alex's home
we were there for a little while
and I was in the shop
and it was like the most ridiculous baby shop
I've ever been in and there was a rattle
in the shape of two massive boobs
and I was like what the fuck
and I was holding this rattle
I was like what the fuck
I think I took a photo.
I was like, these are enormous.
Like, this is ridiculous.
Like, why has anybody made these?
It was so bad.
And then I literally, like, I just got like this pain and then just like felt liquid.
I was like, fuck.
Like, because I know, you don't know when the coil's at, what's going to come.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I was like, oh, my God, this is so bad.
And I literally, because I couldn't move, you know?
And it's like, I knew it was bad.
I was like, I can't move.
Yeah.
And I like sent Alex, I needed a spa, which is like one of their local shop, like on the corner.
I was like, run.
Go!
run and he called me and that was when it's
we did it on my Instagram for so long everyone
ripped the shit out of him because he went lemon or lime
lemon or lime because he was trying to buy it was like
lime lemon or lime I don't know
whatever the strongest one was like just help and it was actually
really bad and we were meeting our friends
Gina and Ross you know them yeah and we were late and I literally
had to be like because I just couldn't I just couldn't
function it was so bad and it went everywhere like it went
doing my pants onto my jeans and we were like
oh my god that's bad that's really bad
it was so painful that's really bad yeah
And I had to get, oh God, they were so nice.
I went into the pharmacy because the cramp was like the worth I've ever had.
And they were like giving me these like pads to put on my tummy.
There's like heating pads because I was so late for dinner.
And I was just like crying and just blood everywhere.
I was like, I didn't even have it in me to be embarrassed.
I just like went to the woman.
I was like, help me.
Like sending Alex, I didn't care who her.
I was like, this is not good.
This is a massacre.
She's standing like cross-legged like trying to keep it in.
It's the worst.
It's the worst.
brutal have you ever I don't think so I've never really had heavy periods
I've always had light periods I haven't that was my first heavy one so I never really
Nelly London put on Instagram the day that she was at her trapeze class and she started bleeding
really yeah and it's like that's pretty cool to share that yeah that is cool like love to see it
yeah really like that I like to see this normalized yeah because people say it's gross
people are like oh well you wouldn't talk about shit and it's like first of all there's
literally a website called Rape My Pooh
so we do talk about shit
all the time men particularly
like as men often comment on like
underneath you know women's posting and it's
discussing you wouldn't talk about shit
so why you're talking about periods and it's like well
first of all they do but also it's a very different situation
yes poo's pretty
pretty gross it's all like waste
but period is actually just like period
yeah also if you're gonna watch jaws
and gladiator and like
what like fucking apocalyptic
now, then you can handle
this. Exactly. Ro the
blood and go. Yeah, Jesus Christ.
Come on, you can see a bit of period blood. Also,
it's the same thing that, like, if you
have a nosebleed or you cut yourself.
Except there's no shame around nosebleeds, but there is a
huge shame around periods.
Because they come out of vaginas. And even
among other women, like the poor girl with the Gucci
shorts and she was just too scared to say it.
And it's just like, this is nuts.
I know. I'm looking a real rod for our own backs here.
I know. Oh, bless her.
We are back from a little interlude, intermission, because,
thank God we have this on camera.
I'm like, she put her coffee cup up to her mouth and something happened.
I don't know.
The lid just fell off.
The lid like popped off and it was honestly like a waterfall.
Coffee just completely gushed all over her.
You need to like slow-bow that.
I thought I was coming out of my nose because, you know, when you have a mouthful and then you start laughing,
it's like, I'm going to choke to death
if I can't swallow this
quickly. I was like, I'd actually sit there
and I'm like, swallow it, swallow it, swallow it.
You were going to get class, I was like,
I can't have cause to swallow it first.
Yeah, a really high stake.
Why is choking so
embarrassing? It is so embarrassing.
I'm really sorry, because I know it's like a killer.
No, no, yeah, no, yeah. It's very serious.
Embarrassing and also could be fateful.
Yes, I'm not going to say, I'm going to say,
start this by saying not all chokes.
But like, it's because I'm,
because if, you know, if you're a victim of
choking or whatever. It's not funny. But it is, I remember, and my sister does not find this
funny. And it's really probably not funny. My mum gets really angry with me that I found this
funny as I did. I don't think this is going to be funny, but no, it's not going to be funny. But
years back, she was eating a piece of beef. And half the beef went down. And the other half
of the beef, you know, it's a bit straighty. Oh, no. And we were all just talking, it's not
funny, but it is funny. We were all just talking for ages. And we just looked at Katia and she was
literally at the end of the table with her fingers in their mouth, holding a piece of the beef going,
tears rolling down her face going, help me.
Oh my God, help me.
And she was like so red and we were like, oh my God, what?
And she just kept going help.
And we were like, with what?
Like, we just didn't know what was wrong with her.
She was like, abuse and crying.
And everyone was like, oh, my gosh.
So scary.
But she couldn't say like, help me.
It was like, help me.
Help me.
But you know what?
Terrified.
It was absolutely terrifying.
I've had such a hard time for laughing at her for that for like years.
And then last year, yeah, no, two years ago during COVID,
I got a bit of salmon, salmon bone, like a big bit, stuck in one of my tonsils.
And I was choking.
I was fully choking.
And then I started panicking because I was choking.
And I was in the middle of nowhere and it was COVID.
So it was like, don't go to hospitals or whatever.
And I was like, I'm going to die.
Don't go to hospital.
Yeah.
I was like, I'm going to die.
It was so bad.
And what did everybody do?
Laugh at you.
They laughed, yeah.
We had to get a pair of tweezers.
Oh my God.
And fish it out.
Yeah, because I was just choking.
No pun intended.
Yeah.
And I said, I wanted Katty and my sister to do it because she's got a really.
really steady hand, I'm weirdly steady.
And she said no.
I was like, you little, you little C word.
How, how mean?
Yeah, probably calmer for, anyway.
Yeah, eventually she came round because I was like, not good.
In trouble. Yeah.
And then we put the tweezers in the mouth and it made me throw up and then the bone came out.
And when I collected it out, my sick.
Wow, gorgeous.
Gorgeous.
Okay, I guess I told I put it in an envelope for ages.
I love that.
We open with farts.
We close with sick, fishbone tonsill vomit.
it. Very quickly, my embarrassing story of choking is not a typical choke, but I was at my friend's
wedding and it was one of my best friends' weddings. She did a speech and it was super, like
incredibly emotional, for personal reasons, like extremely emotional. And, you know, I was crying,
obviously. It doesn't take much. I was crying, but then I started to really cry and then I did
a like sob, choke sob
where my sob got stuck in my
throat and it's completely silent
and there are a couple, there are people crying for sure
you know, just dabbing their tears and I'm like,
like, nice wedding crying.
Like this.
I like got stuck on a sob on a choke
and he's the most mortifying fucking sound
to make in front of everyone.
And it'll be on the wedding video.
Probably, probably.
No doubt about it.
So embarrassing.
You know, oh horrible.
Why is choking so embarrassing?
Even right now it's because you lose it.
lose control of like your you can't even you can't even function because it's at the core of
you I don't know you can't well because you can't breathe yeah it is just embarrassing it shouldn't
be but it is yeah so oh my throat's all blocked like oh mortifying mortifying but also obviously
we do take it seriously it's super seriously we do take choking seriously not all jokes
for embarrassing yeah it was really Alex started choking the day and I and I find it funny because
there's something wrong with me but then I have to like are you okay yeah yeah and then I'm like
And then he's still choking.
Are you sure you're okay?
And then he's like, yeah.
I'm like, okay, ha, ha, wait.
And you didn't want to do either stuff.
It's a roller coaster and then you have to sit afterwards.
Well, you're a psychopath.
There's something wrong with me.
And there's something definitely wrong with you.
I love watching people go down.
Okay.
I just love it.
Yeah.
It's so, there's something, there's something properly wrong.
I'm actually scared about, like, having a kid because they go down all the time.
Yeah, you're just going to be constantly pissing yourself.
Yeah, but it's because I was laughed at the whole way through.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, it makes it makes you tell.
Yeah.
You laugh so you don't cry.
Character building.
It is, yeah.
It's probably not healthy from like a therapeutic standpoint.
No.
You can psychoanalyze me and I'd say we've got some stuff to work on but...
I follow this page and I think it's called like the sad raccoon or something and so funny.
And just one was like a meme that was a picture of this raccoon like crying and it said like,
I don't need any more character, character development or like character building.
That's so funny.
Anyway, we've tried shit for way too long.
And M is literally soaking.
And M is literally soaking.
A hand rail.
So time to go.
Time to go dryer off.
Character building.
It's character building.
We will see you next Monday.
As I said at the top of the episode,
any is it just me?
Any embarrassing stories, send them over.
And please subscribe and reviewers and rate us and all that jazz.
You know what to do.
Thank you so much and see you next week.
Love you very much.
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