Should I Delete That? - Is It Just Me: Exposing your cartoon crushes

Episode Date: December 12, 2024

After Al revealed she has *romantic feelings* for Shrek - we decided to ask you guys about your cartoon crushes… and be warned - they get a little freaky. Can you have a crush on a candle? Could you be in a long term relationship with Aladdin? Is the Beast as Beastly as he seems? We also segue into hypothetical wishes, a hilarious childhood prank and Hugh Grant’s hatred of backpacks. Does your heart yearn for a cartoon that we've forgotten to mention? Email us on [e-mail] Follow us on Instagram:@shouldideletethat@em_clarkson@alexlight_ldnShould I Delete That? is produced by Faye Lawrence Music by Alex Andrew Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and welcome back to Shadigliate that and well it's liked. I'm M. Clarkson. How are we? Yeah, I'm all right. I am so excited for this episode. Okay. We are going through cartoon crushes. Your cartoon crushes.

No, the listener's cartoons. No, that's what I meant. We know about your cartoon crush. Your fucking weirdo. My green oaker. You're green ogre? Yeah, that didn't go down that well. Never mind.

Okay. Yeah, like, so surprised. Social media. Guru. Oh, social media guru. Emma has compiled these, okay, based on your, based on your, oh my God, what's the word? What is the word? Entries.

Entries. Based on your entries. Okay, so the most mentioned, most mentions, Prince Eric. Your mermaid one. Yeah. I don't know, like, okay, okay. Look, I'm the one that no one wants to invite to a party because I have issues with all of these men.

Yeah, okay. Like, this woman gave up her voice for him. For him, yeah. Like, do you want a man that wants that for you? Yeah, he could have joined her in the sea. Should have joined her in the sea. Arguably, a better life down there. A louder life, for sure.

Yeah. Yeah. One rich in song and water. So fuck you, Eric. Oh my God, fuck Eric. Yeah, I know, I know. Fuck Eric. I know.

Okay, well, that one's been stamped out. Still a dayish. Aladdin. But a problematic. No, yeah, yeah. It wasn't my vibe. When I was little, I wanted to be Cinderella. I wanted the cast.

I didn't want to be on a carpet. I wanted to be in a carriage. Do you know what I mean? And a castle. A hundred percent. Yeah, yeah, I get that. Like, he wasn't selling me the lifestyle that I wanted. Yeah, flying around on a magic carpet, like I see health and safety issues with that.

It's a novel. It's a novel. It's sort of like it's an afternoon. Do you know what I mean? It's not a life. No, I'd argue it's not even an afternoon. Yeah, I agree. It's like half an hour slot.

That we should just say no to. It's just a ride. Like it's just like it's like it's ice skating. Yeah. It's like we could pop out and do it this morning. Yeah, an activity. Yes. But living in a castle, that's for life.

That's for like glass slippers. Yeah, quite. Yeah, Aladdin, I do get it. I do kind of get it. What about the genie? I'm telling you would. What? What about the genie?

The genie. Hang on, I'm just going to get a picture of what he looks like because I do remember him being... If you follow up with this... No, take it back, take it back, take it back, take it back, take it back, take it back. I believe that's happened. Take it all the way back. Lifestyle-wise, I really can buy what he's selling, though.

Do you know what I mean? What he's offering? Oh, my... That's not bad. What would your three wishes be? Well, that's a huge question. Well, what's your answer? I can't answer it because what if they're...

don't come true. I make the same wish every single time I see double digits on my phone throughout the day. So do I. And it's the same wish every time. Of course I'm going to fucking tell you. When I see double digits, when I have an eyelash and blow it. When I step over the two manhole covers. Yeah. When I blow my cake out candles on my cake. How often does that happen? Not that often. I always make the same wish. Yeah. You can't say them out loud. No, no, no, no, definitely not. So I can't get it. Has it always been the same wish? No, it changed. Okay.

It changed in June 2020, in May, 2022. Okay, okay. Okay, I won't question further. Okay, three wishes that aren't your, like, okay, just three wishes that they don't have to be, like, top. Like, real emotional ones. No, because, okay, right. Like, come on, give me something. Like, you'd be invisible.

No, because what I have to say, you ask this question, you've got to say, I want peace, I want world peace. No, no, I know, I want climate change on reverse. come down a level. Let's have like selfish, fun wishes. I've got one. Okay. I'd like to be able to beam myself.

Like, so that I would, so that like, you know, I have to travel into the office. I'll just beam myself there. Beam yourself. Beaming yourself makes it sound like you want to, like you want to project yourself, like a massive version of yourself. Oh no.

I don't need that. That's the way word, right, to beam. Like, I want to beam myself home. Like that's the Harry Potter one Okay, that's one I'd love to do that Imagine the fact that you would like eliminate Can you take people with you?

Yes Yes Otherwise how annoyed Like Tommy We need to go We need to go to the supermarket I'll meet you there It's not gonna work

You sort yourself like yeah But I'll get ahead to start on the shopping I'd also Oh god This is oh I'd also Love to be ready Like you know when you're going to bed and you've got to take all your makeup off

and brush your teeth and stuff. I'd like to just fast forward that and click my fingers and I'm all ready for bed. Okay, there's a lot to do with like sort of proactivity in your... Yeah, like my washing needs doing. It's done. Yeah, no, I wish is super different.

I'm like, I'd like to be able to heal people. No, no, but you can't go for those, you can't go for those big goals. That's not fun. We need super... What do you mean that's not fun? Like, all the people that are dead that I could have not let them...

No, but of course we all want those big things. But we're talking about shitty little selfish wishes. Stay sick. Okay, come down to my level, please. For the purpose of this. I don't know. I don't know. I don't allow myself these ones.

Like imagine if you could just be like, oh, my house is untidy. Now it's completely done. How amazing. Would it be done in the way that I wanted it to be done? Yes. Yeah, yeah. I don't know, you know. What?

Um, I'm quite satisfied. I don't know what I'd want. Oh, come on. Okay, okay, okay. Tell me what is not appealing about that. Your house is a mess. You click your fingers and your house is done. It's not that that's not appealing.

I'm just not sure that's the best and I panic. I struggle to commit to something. Look, it doesn't need to be the best. Like, just give me. Why is this so hard? Because I don't want to commit to this and then regret it. You don't have to commit to this. And then there's half to me.

be like, oh my God, there's something better. This is entirely hypothetical. There is no genie. There is no bottle. You're not going to get these wishes. We are just spitballing, hypothetically. I'm really bad at hypotheticals. When people ask me anything, it's like, what's your last, like, I can't commit to

like, what's your last meal? Because I'm like, what if someone writes it down and holds me to it? I promise. This is not going to happen. Okay. Oh, okay. Yeah. Oh, fine, I'm going to give you another one.

Okay, why do you just give them to me? Okay, I would like to freeze time. Okay, so when I need to get loads done, I'll freeze time, and for the rest of the entire world, they're frozen. And I have a day to get everything I need done, and I don't need sleep for that day, and I get everything done, and then click my fingers, and we're back. Okay, look, I'm really, so I hate myself.

I hate that I'm this guy. Like, I'm sorry. But I panic within that, okay? I feel like I think it would go to my head. I think I'd freeze time and then I'd get into a massive state that I wasn't making the most of it. And I was living this whole life without the people that I love. Do you know what I mean?

And I'd be like, I'd be looking at my frozen people and I'm going to sit there. And I think I'd panic within the overwhelm. And I think I'd probably just sit on my phone and waste it. And then I've just got this really weird, lonely power. That's stupid. I know. This whole game is stupid and I'm very bad at it. Fine.

We're going back to crushes because this is. It's painful, isn't it? Very painful. Because I just, I, I, I, I, I, I make them too practical because then I think, I'd like to go back in time, but then it's like, but I don't want to, I can't play, I don't want to play, I just want to hear. No, but you knew everything was going to be okay. And you knew that you weren't getting older either while the time was frozen.

No one was getting older. You weren't like wasting a day of your life, you know? Maybe I'd want to see into the future. Oh, yeah. Because sometimes I'm like, oh God, yeah, no, no, because then what if it's not all all right? Also, I feel like we've watched too many films to know that that's never good. I think we've watched too many films to know that all of this is stupid and you shouldn't get ideas above your station and wish for too much. Like, I just think of Bruce Almighty and all the wishes and all the press.

It's too overwhelming. I feel like Jim Carrey with the Post-it notes. I don't think I should have that sort of power. I think I'm absolutely fine as I am. I do apologize for trying to create a fun segment for the podcast. I won't do it again. Right, on two on two crushes that Emma deems as questionable, but mention more than once.

Okay. How is this questionable? The Beast. I've got some questions. Oh, go on. I mean, he did imprison her. A horrible person. That's the crux of it for me.

That's my issue. I actually have... Quite sexy, though. No, I actually have something that I need to bring up very specifically to the Beast. Okay. I don't know the actress name, but he plays Matthew Crawley in Downton Abbey. He also plays The Beast in Beauty and the Beast with Emma Watson, the human version. Okay.

So he's the Beast throughout the whole film. Then he becomes the man at the end. She's dancing with him. And she alludes to like... Is that him? That's the one. She alludes to kind of missing the, you know, the Beasty bit. And he growls at her.

And it is the most uncomfortable piece of cinema. I've ever born witness to. Wait, can I see if I can get it on TikTok? I would absolutely love for you to get it on TikTok. Okay, so it's Emma Watson. Beauty and the Beast. Beast. Beast. Growl.

I wonder if it's on TikTok. It'll be on TikTok. It's horribly uncomfortable. How do you feel about throwing a beard? I can tell you. How do you feel about throwing a beard? Oh, God. That's horrible.

Ick, ick, oh, it's so horrible. I know, I know. It's so clearly dubbed in as well, obviously. But also, like, growling sexy because it's, you know, like, don't try and grow. Do you know what I mean? Like, if you just happen to growl, I'm like, oh, sleigh. But if you like, that's the thing about the beast. Yeah.

At least the cartoon version, that's the thing about him. He doesn't care. Yeah, he's just gruff and growly and just like, no, he's about growling. But he's also horrible. Like, he's in prison. No, he's really horrible. Like, he's totally, like, he's just, he's horrible. It's totally horrible.

It's crazy. we just forgive him because like oh ultimately he has a nice heart no we forgive him because he turns into a handsome man it's so problematic this is why no one invites me places this is i'm the worst i don't play your stupid game this episode is the worst how long have we got fuck i'm halfway through and i'm really sorry this is i this is i can't do this sort of fun on looks and demeaner alone i'm giving the beast a yes on looks and demeaner alone i'm giving him a no because it looks like a beast, and his demeanour is beastly. The way he carries himself, I mean,

not his actions or behaviours, which are definitely questioning. I bet that guy shits in a bucket. I bet he absolutely, he'll have headlice or the beast equivalent. Please. Please. Without shadow of doubt. Okay. Next, Ballou.

You guys, I can't. No, Blue was not my kind of guy. Blue was not going to take me off my feet. He's quite good. Goofy, isn't he? I don't, I don't care for Goofy. I quite like that. No, I don't, I don't need Goofy.

I don't know. Something about him, I don't know. The whole like slapstick stuff, quite cute. Next, Kovu, I don't know who that is. Ah, yeah, that's your man in the Lion King, I'd say, given us he's a lion. He's the, oh, I've never heard of this before. Have you heard of this word? Dutaginist?

No. Oh, I heard that word. Of the 98th... Oh, he's from the second Lion King. I didn't know they was liking to. No. Oh, okay. He's the adopted son of Zera.

We do love her. We do love an... That, I tell you, that's Gilmore Girls. That's the amount. That's Jesse in Gilmore Girls. There's something forbidden about it. You know what I mean? We like a...

We like a... Like a stepson in a sequel. You know, we like the kind of bad boy that comes out of nowhere in the second half. I'm all over that. I get that on principle. Can I ask a question that is slightly off-peased. By all means.

It's actually very off-piece, but why is the most popular porn search, step-sister? Oh, why? I didn't know that, is it? Yeah, I think so, right? Schoolgirl and step-sister. Well, that's foul. Yeah. I mean, I can tell you why schoolgirl is.

Oh, no. It'll probably be stepdaughter, if I'm being honest. Oh, my God, this is so horrible. Oh, no. Is it stepdaughter? No, it's worse. It's way worse. Okay. I don't think I can say it. No, say it. The most popular search? Porn have statistics reveal that the most commonly searched for porn category by men worldwide is teen. I don't know if we can even include that.

It's so rung. Why are we protecting them? Let it be known. That's fucking disgusting. That is fucking disgusting. It's feral. That makes my heart sink to my shoes. Absolutely. Like, obviously.

Like, obviously. We infantilized women. We don't let anyone get older. I mean, I never got more cackled than I did in my school uniform. That's actually disgusting. Ugh. This is so disgusting. I'll get anger about that another day.

Let's keep going. Let's keep going with women. You see the difference between men and women? Men want these teenagers. Women want blue. And Shrek. Okay. Like, honestly, the soon the matriarchy arrives, the better.

You know what I mean? I know. I know. I know. We reduce our power so much better. Okay, I'm moving on to what I believe to be the more traditional crushes from the Lion King. I like that there's a subsect.

I've got my classification system for this cartoon. Scar and Simba. Scott is an, yeah, a horrible person. Such a bad boy, though, right? He's like the ultimate bad boy. I mean, the ultimate. Like, I'm going to kill. Like murderer.

Yeah, he's the bad boy. Baddest boys. If Lyme's wore clothes, he'd be wearing a leather jacket, wouldn't he? Without a shadow of a doubt. He would also be, no, he'd be wearing a jumpsuit. He would be in prison. He would be in prison. If the justice system was worth its salt, he absolutely would be in prison.

Oh, mind you. No nepotism as it is, he'd probably be fine. You know what I mean? He'd be living his life out and about, just homicidal. Simba, I so get this. No, what, the child? Oh, no, no, as the big boy. As the big, grown up.

No, he never grew up for me. Simba, so noble, so stoic, so troubled, so strong. Troubled. So troubled. You don't want that kind of baggage. He watched his dad die. I don't know.

I don't know if you want to take that on. Would you like a troubled, would you like a troubled man, don't we know. Something to fix. Something to fix. I'm not in the market for a project, if I'm honest. Thus far, okay, okay, thus far, what is your number one? Of these?

Oh, um, oh God. I was going to say Simba, but then I'd obviously be visiting him in prison. No, not Simba, your man, Scar. It's not blue. It's not the beast, because I, I don't want any of them. I can see myself with all of these,

men in different ways. You know what? Aladdin, he's been the least problematic. Like, I could get on board with the carpet of all of these, Aladdin. We skim past, I skin past, sorry. I skin past someone who had the most mentions because I don't actually know who he is, Flynn Rider. Fucking Flynn Rider, I am all over Flynn Rider. He's tangled, right? Yes, he is.

Flynn Rider's my man. Yeah? Yes. Never seen it, but he's... He's just the right kind of bad boy. You know what I mean? Oh, okay. Turns good.

Okay. Super bad. but very charming and also not super bad he's not like Scar, but he's not killing people he's just stealing stuff oh okay no he's great we love a bit of theft no no no no day

he can sing he can dance yeah no Flynn yeah yeah okay so Flynn's your number one of these I'm going Scar you need to watch Tangled it's my favourite Disney film yeah oh my god occurred to me the day I watch all this shit with Arlo

I watch cocoa melon I watch like fucking pepper pig like all of this stuff and I was like oh my god why don't I show her something that I want to watch showed her Tangled loved it I was like a year ago That's so good

It's so good I can't wait to watch all the Disney films Yeah I don't know why I've left it so long Tangled is an absolute hoot It's such a good film Dave keeps watching Paddington He goes

Pallington 1 Pallington 1 Pallington 1 to Pallington 2 You know Paddington 2 is the highest rated film on Rotten Tomatoes Is it? I'm not surprised Hugh Grant

It's fantastic Hugh Grant was on Smartless Did you listen No I meant to send you the episode I kept forgetting You have to listen to it He is, I'm sorry, he is absolutely, I love him.

He's so funny in the most dry. And he's like self-deprecating in like the realist. He's so cantankerous. I, I'm obsessed with him. Agree. I shared a, I shared a video of him the other day. I shared a taxi with him once. Would have loved that.

That would have come up before. No, I shared a video of him the other day on Instagram and it was him basically saying like things he hates in London and it was like he hates backpacks and people carrying their own water bottles and I was like like fair enough completely unhinged but that's all right though actually the backpack thing totally get on board with someone replied to me and was like this is a privileged old white man who's never had to carry his own bags across London and who no doubt has water available to him wherever he is and doesn't have to carry and I was like got I mean oh come on I mean

of course leave him it's Hugh Grant of course he doesn't He doesn't have to carry a backpack. Yeah. If I saw Hugh Grant with a backpack, I'd just, I'm done. Like, I'd be out. I'd be like, no, that's it. It's all gone wrong. That is not a man that should be wearing a backpack.

It isn't. It really, really isn't. Not a best. He's got a hold all. A hold all. At best. Yeah. I don't imagine him to have a wheelie suitcase.

Absolutely not. I think the holder would be half full. I don't imagine he would overpack. No, no, no. I can't really imagine him with luggage. I don't think he need, no. And if it is, it's a. suit back maybe. He's not a toiletries kind of guy either, I don't think. I see him with

phone in one pocket, keys and wallet in the other, hands free. I agree. Okay, I'm going to get onto like the three. It's just like dying. Oh my God, is this unhinged? Because I know what's coming. Okay, right. I'm going to leave for the three most popular crushes to last. Are they for me to guess or are you just going to tell me? Don't make me guess, tell me. I don't think you'll guess them. Okay.

I don't think you'll guess them. But before we do that, we're going to go into the ones that Emma has deemed shocking in brackets, no judgment though. Okay. I don't think you're ready. I love Emma. She's not a judge or is she?

I don't think you're ready. Okay. I'm judging all of you for these. Okay. Bluey's dad, bandit. Kind of get it. Actually, no, I do, we kind of get it. He's funny.

He's funny. I like him. He's practical. He goes along with the kids. He always plays with them. Such a good dad. And a really good wife is a good husband as well. You know, when Chile needs time, he's like,

kids leave your mum. Do I get that? I'm sorry, Emma. I'm not with you there. He's a very well scripted cartoon dog. I would put that in questionable. Yeah. The second one.

He's not sexy, though. The Faye is dying. I am too. The Gaffascone Fireman. we do love a man in uniform can i see him again can i see him again he looks clay he's lost me with the arms he lost me with the arms i think if we'd had a i i think if we'd had a more chilled i think that's a bit serious do you know what i mean i think he's lost me with his arms if he was holding a hose i think yeah with a big old hose get your hose out then i'm interested

Who the fuck was like, oh, who do I fancy the Gaviscon Fireman? I know exactly who that will have been. That will have been someone in their ninth month of pregnancy. We're raging harder and desperate to swallow a little fireman to fix all the problems. She's put three question marks after this and honestly fair. Okay. Next one, Lumia. Oh, la, la, there's something like a French man.

I get it. He's not a man, but... That's a dildo at best, a hot one. and I don't know where the other two prongs are going to be honest I was going to say I get one I don't know I think you have to bend the first one I think you know what I think he'd need a bit of reworking this isn't advice guys

this is not advice nor suggestions make something out of that if you needed to I get that though he's French and it's very no he's too much and he's really full on I'd want 80% less He's quite attention-seeking, isn't me? Yeah, he's a lot. He's always at the forefront, like chill. Yeah, chill.

You're a candlestick, you know what I mean? No, you see, I get this one too. Raphael from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. You love a man in green. Look at him. It's not for me. No, okay. I think he's taking himself a bit seriously with the eye mask.

I feel like it's problematic that all of these people that we're fancying are animals. Less of the wee. You're going to be a lot less of the wee. Roddy from flushed away. No, no I hate him for his suit I, it's a no You hate him for his suit

What's about that giant tail He's cut coming down I think that's It doesn't work with the suit That's for sure He's supposed to be a mouse right A mouse man He's a rat, isn't it

It's with Rattatooey From flushed away I don't know what that is Yeah They're rats They're not great Last one Lightning McQueen

Now that I get. He's quick. He's actually kind of irritating. To be honest, I think this stems from the fact that I really fancied Owen Wilson when I was little. Did you? Did I not tell you the meanest thing my brother ever did to me when we were on holiday as kids. I was in bed. I was asleep and he told me that Owen Wilson was at the bar. So I was like, oh my God. So I got up. I got dressed. That's evil. I made myself look really nice. Oh my God, that's actually evil. And I went down to the bar and he just walked in there. It just made it up. Why did he do it? It would be funny. That is so mean.

Isn't it? And so tragic that you went. No, what did I think, like 40-year-old Owen Wilson was going to do with me at 10 years old? I've taken my 90-year-off, put my best dress on. I'm actually 13. Very bad. that's cruel my brother was honestly

he was he was an absolute monster it was so mean oh it's just so tragic and as I've grown up I've really un like I've he's lost all of his charm to me like the glow's gone

I'm a bit worried that I haven't fancied many of them or any of them am I something am I all right I don't know that the pregnancy hormones But you think it's normally does the other thing. Do you? Yeah, it's really holding me back. Yeah.

This is annoying. I thought at least one of them would have like, my Flynn and I got me. We have the three most popular ones. One of these might hit a nerve. Yeah, I'm quite basic. We've got John Smith from Pocahontas. No, I'm not with you either on that.

He's like Prince Charming in Shrek. It's not for me. Perfect. Too pretty. Yeah. I can't have a man with better hair than me. Well then surely

you get the appeal of characters like Shrek then. There's somewhere between Prince Shalding and Shrek Yeah, you're fair. This one, I'm sorry,

what Hades from Hercules He's the most popular. What? One of three. Look at his horrible little face. It looks like

something like Eric Stone Street would play him in a pantomime. That's so niche, but you're Spat on. Thank you very much. No, he's got a horrible little face, horrible little teeth.

He's all blue. Horrible big teeth. Yeah, I'm not. Why, you're riding that? You know what I mean? I don't. No, sorry guys. The winner, and Emma has written,

the winner by far, this was my childhood crush too. Okay. Can I guess? Please. Is it Peter Pan? Is that really, really, is. No.

Why isn't Peter Pan featured? Weird for a thirsty-year-old woman to say, but the character, the child, when I was also a child, Peter Pan, yeah, I've got to be very, very clear about this. I don't know how he's aged, I should check. Really? No, no, no, no, not the cartoon. Oh.

The real kid, I was like totally in love with him. When I was listed, I was like, I'm in love with you. Okay. Didn't you? He was gorgeous. Peter Pan actor. He wondered what he's up to you now. Was that him?

Yeah. Isn't that, Hayden? He grew up, he grew up nice. Let's see. Peter Pan. Human Jeremy Sumpter What a beautiful little man

No When you were a kid When I was a kid I was like he can fly Although You know Peter Man You know they're all dead Who are?

Everybody Never Everland The Lost Boys They're all dead Wendy Femously not Wendy They live forever

No they don't live forever Peter came to get them The kids, Wendy and the other two They died That's why the dog's fighting so hard When Peter comes down And he's like Come away to Never Everland

They're dying And he takes them away And the dog, Nana is barking Like, no, don't die And Wendy's like, see ya bitch I'm dead And then they go up to Never Everland Where they never grow up

Stop it Why is he the little boy that never grow up Because he died it's not great is it is that really what it is yes they're all dead no you're you're you're really bringing me down here it's peter pan i've been in such a good mood

peter pan dead oh jesus peter was said to bury the dead bodies of children okay look there's a lot of theories online but fundamentally yes the theory is that the lost boys are dead and that's that's that's that

This is a horrible end to the episode. But never, never, ever, like, you know, Wendy, the kids are fine. They go back. What they call Wendy Phillips? And then he takes the granddaughter, I think. But also in real life, people do die. Yeah. Doesn't make it happy.

No. No. Particularly sad when it's children, being flown over London by a little man in the hat. I tell you who I always loved, we've been very actually heteronormative here. Tinkerbell, she was gorgeous. I loved her. She, loved her character, loved everything about her. She was very, very cute.

She was great. She was sassy, although... Loved her green outfit. I loved it being, you know, she was worrying about her weight in the... I noticed that in the day I got really upset and she was looking at her legs, looking sad. I know. Less of that tinkers. As if.

She had far more important things to do. The winner. Okay, good, yeah, sorry. By far. Robin Hood, the Fox. The Fox? The Fox. The Fox.

Guys, are you all right? No. Foxes eat babies. Foxes eat shit. Foxes are feral. No, but they're so cute. They're only feral because they have to be. I feel like we don't need to get it to this.

No, probably not. But you wouldn't want to fuck one. You know what I mean? I thought we're dancing around here. If that's a lion or a candle or a car or a... Or a, or a beast, or a bear. What are you going to do with them then? What was all of this?

It's just like, why are we here? I don't know, you have a point. This has been my base level for all of them, is like, could I imagine myself in a romantic situation? You know what I mean? I haven't been using that that's not been my reference point. That's particularly why I struggle with blue. But you said yes to the car, sorry.

Okay, yeah, way easier, way easier. to get your head around shagging a car to shagging a bear a bear a bear so how are you shagging a car I feel like the thing is is that's between me and me because the car's inanimate you know what I mean like I can work that out on my own time exhaust pipe I was thinking probably more handbrake I think you're a joystick yeah fine yeah I think I could work it out oh my god this is so bad I think That would be a hell of a lot easier than the practicalities are shagging a bear and not dying. Also, a lion, a murdering lion, no mess. Have you, like, veered into bestiality territory?

What have we been doing, if not? This is why my nose was so staunch and the children. Okay. This was why it was like, this was why I kept saying no. I regret this episode. Because what else, what were you thinking about doing with them all? I just like, oh, this is, like, oh, it. I don't know.

I don't know. You didn't think this through at all. I didn't think this through. Now I feel horrified. I mean, what was Emma Watson doing with the beast? Do you know what I mean? Like when she fell in love with him, I'm like, where was this going in your head?

You're going to put a little beastly willy at you know what I mean? You know what I mean? But it's a bit bizarre. Oh my God. On that low, beastly willy, we are going to love and leave you. I'm so sorry for what might be the most. hinged episode we've ever, ever done. This way, they've even come close.

We did a whole episode about cannibalism two months ago. This is fine. That's true. That's true. You got, boy. This is fine. Guys, we'll see you on Monday. Love you.

Bye. Should I delete that as part of the ACAS creator network.