Should I Delete That? - Is It Just Me: Final Destination

Episode Date: June 5, 2024

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Visit lethbridgeland.ca and take the first step towards your new home today. Hello and welcome back to Should I Delete That? I'm Em Clarkson and I'm Alex Light And we come to you from bed We sporadically do these episodes together Either side of a double And today is one of those days Oh, I'm so disgusting

I literally feel like I did I hear it I'm sharing with like my really old rancid husband Rancid. Yes, rancid. Belching on the other side of the bed. So, I did a burp on stage last night. You did? And you know what she did?

We were in Bristol last night and she went, sorry, I'm really. And it was an emotive time. And she could have said anything. And I thought she was going to say emotional. And she went, gassy. I had to pull myself away from the microphone because I was like, I am going to burp.

In the history of that theatre, nobody has ever stood up. up on the stage and said, into the microphone, I'm just so gassy. Okay, you're giving me anxiety now. I was in the middle of a story, but I had to pull away to swallow the burp. So I was like, I had a panic, split second panic of like, do I acknowledge this? And of course, I fucking acknowledged it. Of course you acknowledged it.

Something else we have to acknowledge. We'll have told this story tonight in Southampton. But something happened on the train today. There was probably like my favorite thing that I've ever witnessed. And I've witnessed some stuff in my time. Yeah, I've seen some sites. Okay, so like, don't read into it. It's healthy in its own way.

But something that I've noticed that you do a little bit when you're hanging out with Tommy is ask every three or four minutes if he's breathing. And I've just got used to it. Like, it's just part of the experience now. On the train today, I'll span around to Dave in a, like this. And she went, Dave's he breathing? and this woman sitting opposite Dave head shot up

I could see she was like looking around she was drawing where to say is there a doctor on board like defibrillator at the ready she was ready for mouth to mouth what an alarming question she's overheard and then you put your hand on his back and she's literally looking and I just wanted to say to her

don't worry she asks us all the time she was I've never seen anyone more alarms just more stricken But what an alarming prospect she was faced with. It was like, in her mind, there was cause to believe that the baby opposite her wasn't breathing. Of course she was alarmed. The thing is, I kind of, I mean, she looked shocked, but I could almost see her thinking like I misheard that. But no, I put my hand on his back.

He was in the sling for context, in the sling with Dave. But my hand on his back and like, waited very steadily to check that he was breathing. and she just, the way she was looking at me. I mean, good Samaritan, bless her. Like, she was ready. There was no fucking about there. If there was a life to be saved, she'd have saved here. But it was just the panic on her face.

I don't think anyone's heads have been whipped up so fast in his life. Pleasure. No, bless her. Her world would have fallen out of a bomb for a second. Just that like earth shattering moment. Sorry, but bless me. I was panic. It's my baby.

Every three minutes. Yeah, it's about three minutes. It's Thai. It's, yeah. It's a lot. Yeah. Yeah, but I have got used to it, and I feel like if the woman had stayed on the train for any longer,

she might have to. But she got off. Bless her. I know. It was quite bad. And Tommy was obviously fine. Yeah. You've just got a check, haven't you?

Yeah, it's worth asking the question. No, but as safe than sorry is my motto. Yeah. Always safe. Safety Susan We've had a bit of a devastating realisation lying in bed

So we've just gone into our Junk mail Our podcast Junk mail Of which we didn't realise We had any And whilst there are a few Offering us a Nigerian fortune There are also

So many entries for the live show That we've missed We've missed so I actually feel gutted I feel so upset One girl for Glasgow said I'm coming alone Like, is there any meetups going on?

She said she's petrified. I feel so bad. Oh, I'm so bad. I know, I'm feeling sick about it. Can we say her first name so we can apologize? No. Okay. End in S.

Begins an S. Starts an S and Y. And we're just really sorry. We're so sorry. It's so annoying. But it does mean that we have got stories out of our ears for the next few Thursdays. This one I just read. Hit me.

Hi, guys. I have a corker. It was a date I went on last week. His hint profile said he was six foot four. I'm five foot seven so it seemed normal and I agreed to go on the date I turned up to the date he sat down he was sat down when she arrived

so she didn't have context and he didn't stand up when I arrived they got on great he actually made her laugh so much end of the date he stood up and he was up to her chin not the six foot four man I was expecting he proceeded me to walk me to his car

and then took out a bloody footstool stood on it and tried to kiss me no he didn't apparently he likes women with long legs i don't think this is okay and she wanted the ground to follow him up did he mean five foot four must have done or was he catfishing her that sounds more likely to not stand up when someone comes into the restaurant it's so difficult for short men i really feel for them in this age because it's like what's that they're like i'm looking for a man in finance six five blue eyes fund yeah blue eyes and it's like it's so hard like i feel so bad for short men i feel so so bad for men

with thinning hair because I just think this is so mean it's tough the meme that's like do I love him or is he just six too yeah it's all it's so it's so toxic yeah it's really weird you know like I mean I'm surrounded by such tall people like everyone in my life is so tall I'm not very tall particularly but everyone around me so to my dad's six five my brother's six two my dad's girlfriend's like six foot one Alex is six foot like I don't know I'm just I don't know and you You take it for granted. The eat, like the, it's like pretty privilege for men. It's like, it is tough for tall women, actually.

Some tall women love it and some don't. But for tall men, it is like, it's such a pass. It's just like, you know, you've just got an air of something about you that just allows people, it just, I think people respect tall men more for no real reason. I think it's the same thing as the pretty privilege. Dave's best friend, he, you. is a short king and doesn't don't they let him know it his friends do they give it to him constantly like he takes it really well but he takes it well yeah it's a thing yeah but like Dave

will take a picture of a booster seat and be like got this for you one like I don't see you he takes picture of like a little kid's chair like he took a picture of kids chair maybe that's good then you know if like he's in on the joke he's totally in on the joke and he makes it himself yeah yeah and I sent him things now as well. Yeah, we've got you. There you go. Brilliant. You're toxic.

Toxic. A little Cuban heels. It is so tough for shorter men though. I really, really feel for them. It's not, I don't think it excuses catfishing, though, because, you know, there are, like, I don't know, it's a dishonest foot to start on or whatever. Good. Thank you, yeah.

Arguably, I think thinning hair is worse. Losing hair is worse. Do you? I do. I do. Because, I mean, but even harder. Like harder.

Harder. Sorry, yeah. Yeah. It is harder because there is just nothing you can do. You can. You can't. You can go to Turkey. You've gone to Turkey.

Yeah. I've got some brilliant plugs. They look good. Really good. And there's really good shampoos and stuff. Like, like. Yeah, you can apply monoxidil. Yeah, nioxins for thinning hair.

Yeah. Like, I do feel like that conversation's changing. But I do, like, whenever I get shit from people on the internet like you never care about men's issues and it's like well it's not really my place to because i'm not a man's like i didn't really want to speak for them but i do think appearance we were talking about it on the train weren't me yesterday Alex and dave both had acne when they were teenagers and it broke my heart listening to them talking about it because it's like looking at them now they're both you know like very confident happy settled adult men

but it's so gutting here they're like full of boils like full of boils he took Racketane after leaving school for summer, went back and said suddenly the girls noticed him. Oh man. I know. I know and Alex had it. I think Alex had acne still when I first met him so he must have been like 17 or 18. Oh, rough. Yeah and it's start, I think it went

away when he was kind of yeah 18 or 19 maybe. But it's so cruel that it comes at that age when you're so vulnerable and they can't and it's horrible for girls as well and women and whatever but like there's something they can't wear makeup and there's just we have a lot more options.

So many options for hair, for, you know, women can wear wigs so much more easily than men can. Yeah. And, yeah, I don't know. Like, wearing wigs is a fashion thing for us as well. It's not just, you know, it's primarily in like a necessity, but it's not just that. Yeah, and not to minimize women who do wear wigs who have had the trauma of losing their hair. Like, you know, I don't want to undermine that. But I do feel like men, I don't know, it's just, it's a tough, it's tough.

And like I did a video the other day about like all that mewing, that trend of mewing that men have started doing. What's that? So there's like, I mean, it literally just is like what has been happening to women forever. There is now just a market that is capitalizing on men's insecurities. So they are making these ridiculous products. And the mewing one is like you tense your jaw and you like suck your tongue as if you're like a cat, I think. And the idea being that it makes your jaw muscle really big. But I've seen like memes and videos being like,

you should be mewing like 23 hours a day. Like you shouldn't even be speaking because you should be mewing it. That's how you'll become good looking. And like, I know. Yeah, I've seen loads of videos like this. I did. Maybe you're on maternity leave when maybe you were away. Because I did loads of research into it.

And it's right. I thought I talked about it. I must have done. And then, yeah, there was loads. Like there was a lot of like their eyebrows, a lot of like body stuff. A lot of like how to get good hairline. I mean, there were a lot of basic stuff as well.

Like, remember to shower. every day. I love that. It's like the instructions in my bathroom to do, shower, brush tea. I do think Love Island has a lot to answer for in terms of beauty standards for men

and boys. I do think that it definitely things changed when that became so popular. And like a lot of those men that have been on Love Island have said, you know, they've come out and said afterwards, Like, I actually took steroids or, like, I had a really crazy, like, gym schedule just to try and get me, like, in, quote, unquote, in shape.

But then, like, changed the landscape, I think. It did, but then it was quite interesting that, like, a few of them were, like, had more kind of that dad bod, you know, like, ideal or whatever. Yeah. And they still got the girls. Like, I don't know, I felt it still did. It's still sort of easier in a way. Oh, it's so much easier. Yeah.

And you can get by on huge. yeah much easier like you know you can laugh a woman into bed or whatever that's what they say isn't it and I mean people do love dad bods yeah like women do love dad bods yeah whereas like it's people love mum bots less yeah yeah yeah yeah it's like something to be fixed right dad bod is like oh like he's just he's so focused on his family yeah that he doesn't have time to work out how cute yeah what a good dad yeah and I kind of love that I love something you know I love a little like a little cushion

oh like yeah I don't know I do feel sorry for short men though because that does feel like the one thing you can do sweet fuck all about and you just have to own it you have to own it like Dave's men Dave's mate gas and he does it that's the thing he does own it yeah and he's got a hot wife and he's like

yeah he just it's really not that big a deal but for girl like my sister's tall and it's like she always had it when she was growing up where she didn't want to be taller than boys that she was going out with it it's like yeah I get that because you know we're kind of taught that like women should be the like petite one and like the men should be the big provider and like I don't know and you should feel small in their presence yeah and you should feel dainty and delicate

yeah which is all bullshit and you can unpick it all and stuff but like yeah it is toxic how we like it's so toxic for tall men yeah it is wild there's definitely a science there'll be a sort of like physiological attraction feeling small and petite and protected and I think it's I think it's got to be to do with that but then I saw a guy on the tube the other day who must have been seven foot and everybody stared at him and I thought that's horrible too oh that's that's so hard imagine sticking out like that yeah sticking out we know you're right like kiss you bless him you know it's like literally heads and shoulders above everyone else you cannot hide us that there's nowhere to go there's nowhere to go oh my god sorry i've just seen what just seen something what this was supposed to be read out in bristol i'm so

upset we miss these this one is low-key more traumatic than embarrassing her words not mine you know how a lot of people having a rational fear that something will come up from the toilet bowl and bite their ass no no you don't have the fear or no you don't want that to happen to you no i'm scared of what you're going to say once once having a wee no i felt something moving across my vulva. No, stop it! And I thought it was a dribble of pee. No.

So I reached down for some lurole to wipe the area, but it continued along the inside of my thigh. And I thought that was odd because I was sitting down, and well, gravity doesn't work sideways. I looked down to see a spider scurrying down my leg. It had obviously been underneath the loose seat.

Fortunately, I'm not scared of spiders, but I don't want them anywhere near my genitals and it did freak me out. Fair fucks on that. We're actually going to have to put a trigger warning at the top of this episode. That's a horrific state of affairs. It's horrific. Like, people are really scared of spiders.

Imagine having a spider crawled across your vulva. Oh, that's really horrible. Wait, it was just camping out underneath the loo roll. No, no, no, underneath the loose seat. Oh my God, that's what nightmares are made of. Wow. And I guess it's not to know that it's evolved. Like, why would they, how would they know?

Do you know what I mean? I want to say that's like Final Destin. but I don't actually know what final destination is. I just hear people say, oh, that's like final destination bad. Have you not seen final destination? No, I don't really understand what that means, but now I keep saying it. One, please, when you stop shaking your legs?

Oh, sorry. It's okay. And two, let me explain final destination. Do you want to be traumatized? Tough. So, there's a few movies. Okay. I forget which ones happen, which order.

I'm pretty sure the first one. Yeah. This person, there's a group of friends when they're on a flight. Yeah. And the guy kind of falls asleep or has like a, a sort of vision just before they take off and in his imagination

the flight and I can't remember if it's him because there are a few films anyway the plane crashes and all and he sees all of his friends die in these incredibly

visceral ways like slicing hard burning like decapitated whatever it is like crushed yeah yeah oh oh okay and then he wakes up

from his premonition realizes they're still on the flight but goes fuck we have to get off this flight because it's is going to crash I have seen into the future gets off the flight with his friends but the idea being

you can't no no no they hadn't taken off yet the idea jumps up the plane the idea being that you can't escape death so death comes for them and gets them in the way that they would have been got in the flight so I only remember the third film which was a roller coaster crash

oh my gosh and the ones that died via burning on the roller coaster these two girls go into tanning beds and this is genuinely hand on heart the reason I have never gone into a tanning bed I've never been on one of my life I know skin cancer is bad

but this is why I haven't done it boy do they don't know how it happens but the shelf on top of the like the shelf lands and wedges itself and they get stuck in the things and they cook burned alive

and then and then one of them like a fan like a fan goes rogue and like chopped their head head off and then one of them like a tree like like a cut down tree like impales one of them so they all die like the person at the beginning who envisaged the disaster knows how they're all going to die because they've seen it but they don't know how that's going to happen in the real world does that make sense so a spider crawling across the Volvo isn't really destination

final destination bad no I can't I won't use that I think you need to watch final destination though I don't think I do they are I genuinely Like, God, I used to do so many sunbeds. I was always terrified of that. Yeah, that's literally why I've never done one. I know I don't want skin cancer and I know that they're bad. Like, I know, but that wasn't the reason. I can always hide behind that and say, I'm a healthy girly.

I just want glowing skin and, you know. But that's not true. No. You would have done them. Do you know what's like super toxic what I used to do? This was in like the bad times, right? The bad old days. I had, there was a sun bed place.

sunbed place near me it was a stand-up sunbed and whilst you were in this stand-up sunbed you were on a power plate you know that what Madonna used to use is the vibrates and it's supposed to like I don't want to get sued allegedly it's utter bullshit I would like

to one pick the PowerPoint once we finish this story not the power plate when we finish this story carry on I think it's I think it's BS allegedly reportedly please don't come for me I really can't be doing with a sewing right now but yes I used to stand on that and I thought I was getting you know a workout in and I was like oh gosh

that's really sad so sad so I used to stand on top on top of the power plate because someone told me that you just lost weight by standing on it yeah yeah yeah which obviously you don't you just leave brain cells because you're just being jiggled about I know

yeah I used to do it was Madonna wasn't it my mom got one and then we all got into them I also had one of those ab bands like waistbands that you what's it called yeah you put around you and it contracts.

Yeah. It's like an electrical pulse and it makes your muscles contract. Oh no, I didn't have one of those. I think I wanted one of those. Yeah. I don't think it did anything. No, they do.

I used it religiously as well. I really don't think they do. I think I bought it off like a QVC kind of website or something. Absolutely wild, isn't it? God, yeah, power plates were just not the one. Okay, I've got a serious is it just me, actually, that we missed. Well, I don't think it actually would have worked at the live show anyway, but I think it's,

there is a lot to unpack. I'm going to put a trigger warning because it is about abortion and fertility. So this is from somebody who is in the Salford show and they said, I have a weird and deep, is it just me? Because quite frankly, it could just be me. I've read ahead and I don't think it is, but anyway. It may be too deep to share on the night, so I 100% get it, but I thought I'd submit it anyway, as it's something I think about a lot. When I was younger, I had an abortion. It's always been a secret that only me and my partner knew about due to the utter shame and how it's portrayed online, etc. However, recently we decided we wanted to have a baby. We are both in our 30s and a lot of years have passed. We're comfortable enough for our lives

to change. However, the process hasn't been as easy as I'd have hoped and we are now four years into trying. I can't help but feel huge guilt for doing something I 100% stood by all those years ago and can't help but think it's my fault now that my body just does not like me enough to let me conceive. I am currently undergoing tests, etc. So I have taken the first step. but I would love to have you guys unpack this as I know your listeners are the best in the world and to see whether this is just me or whether other people regret huge life choices

they made in their early 20s and teens as well. All the best keep doing what you're doing. Number one, it's not your fault and it's not your body hating you. 100% not. Number two, you made a decision that was right for you at that time. And you used to buy it then. And you stood meaning that it was the right decision. 100%. You weren't ready.

no no conditions like it was the right decision and you wouldn't have the perspective that you have now if you had had that baby then you wouldn't look back in the same way because your life would be completely different you made the best decision for your life at that time which was the right decision yeah so it is the right decision exactly and yeah and there is also something to be said for the fact you can't go back so being angry with yourself or guilty with yourself right I don't want to say it's a waste of time because it's that's unkind but it is futile yeah yeah because you can't change it so yes trust that you did the right thing for you and your partner and your life back then you know you did yeah but it won't just be you things will work out how they're supposed to work out 100% now but I know pinning it on what you did back then is well like one completely not fair on yourself and two like totally pointless like nothing good is going to come from that and you have nothing to feel guilty or sorry about no i mean you made an empowered decision for you and your you know and your relationship and your life at the time yeah that's great and i'm sorry that you're struggling now

yeah um and that is horrible and i i really hope that you get some answers from from from the tests that you're doing i know that you're not on your own with this i have two friends that i know about who took who made similar choices to you and have found themselves in similar positions to you now And I don't know the ins and outs of their feelings around it because I guess we haven't talked about it that much. But I think they would both say, I actually have spoken to one of them about it quite recently. And she said that she was right to do what she did.

Yeah. And I think that's a beautiful thing to trust that past version of yourself. 100%. And the choices that you made then. Because you're making very different choices now as an adult. You're making a very different life to the one that you'd have had. I've actually thought about this a lot recently. And I don't want this girl or anyone to think that I'm equating what I'm about to say to her situation

because it is completely different. And yeah, but I had a breast reduction 10 years ago. At the time, I was told it means that you might not be able to breastfeed. Like it doesn't help your chances at all. The opposite. I didn't care. I didn't even think about that. wasn't like kids were so far yeah in my future they weren't even I couldn't even see them I just

didn't care like I wanted to do the breast reduction like that was what was right for right then fast forward 10 years I have a baby I find out I can't breast feed very likely it's down to the breast reduction and I had some initial like anger at myself for having that breast reduction and then I was like absolutely not that was the right decision for me at the time and the me then like she doesn't deserve any less like her decisions aren't any less worthy because she was younger then or because her life her life was different then that her decisions and what she chose to do are just as valid as the me now Jacqueline always says you do what you do with the tools that you have exactly and you didn't have the right tools

or you did have the right tools for that time but you have better tools for now now and so it's so easy like this is something that I found when I had um something that I had when I started having a lot of coaching and therapy and stuff I started to get really angry with past versions of myself because I could see it was like I'd found the light I'd found the tools whatever and I'm suddenly doing things right and I definitely think that like coaching therapy made me a better person and and someone that I liked being a lot more but that then threw up a lot of like confusing feelings about who I'd used to be and like things I had done in the past and I was like fuck I I I why did I handle that like that and I'm annoyed that I did that and I and I've really made my own bed here and now I have

to lie in it and now I'm lying in it with a much clearer head thinking you fucking idiot for making this or you know and and it and it was a really big part of the journey was like on like forgiving myself right for only doing as best as I could you only know what you know until you know different yeah or no more and it's yeah and it's so And that's not to say that this girl that wrote in made the wrong decision back then. That's not to say that. It's just like you have to honour yourself at like every different stage of your life and where you were at the time. And I think I would love to eradicate that guilt for her because you don't deserve it at all.

No. And it's, it's a, you know, fertility and infatility is already brings with it a lot of pain and trauma and grief and emotion. and guilt is an emotion and pressure and guilt is an emotion that you just don't need on top of that so I just really hope you can put that to one side and just like focus on the now and the future and yeah and if you need to

I don't know but like forgive it you know like yeah forgive yourself because you were okay about it until now yeah and that means it was right yeah so I don't know, again, I don't know a lot about fertility and I don't want to oversimplicate, simplify it. But I know that you've got a tough time, you know, you're having a tough time and I know that it's hard.

And the best thing that you can give yourself now is love and rest and trust and and peace. And beating yourself up is just not conducive to that. And you've, yeah, you've built the life that you were meant to have. And I really hope that the next part of your life has the children that you're meant to make in it. Yeah. But I don't think you need to hold on to the two things at the same time. No.

I think they can be separate. Let it go. And the words of... Who was that? Elsa? Yeah. Or unney? Elsa.

Emelda. Edelma. Let it go. No, that's wicked, isn't it? No, it's frozen. Oh, okay. I've never seen it. Frozen.

I've seen the musical. It's so good. My friend had a little girl. called her Elsa, I'm not even kidding you, two weeks before that film came out, same year. So Elsa was born in April and I think the film came out in May or June. Oh God. So everyone now, everywhere is like, oh, after Frozen. Born the same year.

She's like, not after fucking Frozen. That's really bad timing. I know. Because no one was really called Elsa before. And now there's Elsa's everywhere. So far. It's like a common girl's name now. Yeah, I think so.

Oh, it is a lovely name. It's a lovely name. Yeah, it's gorgeous, Elsa. I love it. You know, the most common boy's name last year was? Oh, though. Noah was one of them. It was Noah.

Noah, which I love for a girl. It's gorgeous for a girl. I don't know why I keep going through all the boys' names and just choosing them and naming my girls as them. Yeah. Noah's gorgeous. But yeah, I feel like I want a girl called Noah. Isn't that a nice name? Was that really, the number one boy's name?

Yeah, last year. Arthur was popular as well, right? Was it? I think so. I think Alfie's always popular. Yeah Archie, maybe Oh no, maybe not

Tommy's probably got to be on there now Not influencer extraordinaire Is Thomas a disciple name? I think so I tell you what they were like Do you remember that period last year Where like four influencers

Called their son's Jude All within the same All within like a month That's so funny Yeah I know Boys called Jude Yeah it's so funny how names go in trends Isn't it

Emily's always on the list Thomas has got to be a biblical one Because it's one of those isn't it like David, Thomas. I don't know. I just don't feel like they've put an H in it. I don't know. I feel like it's a stupid spelling for the olden days.

Do you know what I mean? Wait, hang on. How do you spell Thomas? T.H. O.M.A.S. Yeah. I don't know. I just feel like they wouldn't have overcomplicated it so much.

No? Back then. Thomas. You know, they were all simple names. Paul, Peter. Oh, no, ignore me. Thomas the Apostle. There you go.

Was he, were you? Ah, yes. he was one of the 12 apostles of Jesus should we get them all in case you want to have 12 children can we actually because the only one I can think of other one is David okay so your next son will be John John

yeah why don't you name them all why do you have 12 children what were the disciples called hang on imagine constantly having to find out if 12 children would stop breathing you'd be exhausted Peter James John Andrew Philip Judas Matthew

Thomas James I think we said James No David This doesn't seem right Bartholomew Bartholomew Judas again There were two Judases

Which one was the bad one Well that's confusing One was a bad one The other one must have been Like the other one for the whole of history It's just been tarred with the wrong brush Judas People point at him and say Judas

And it's not me It wasn't me So who was David bear with i think that might have been the wrong list you know he was a shepherd in his youth and became king of israel sorry there was there were two judasyses he's most famous for playing the heart while worshipping god soon in my sister at her 18th birthday he killed goliah yeah david and galaith yeah stop um my sister named all the tables at her 18th birthday after the disciples i love and then she had the judas table where she just put my brother on his own stop but i don't think she

did a research because there were two judas and i'm sorry but i just think that is so unfair that's like two adults you know what i mean yeah yeah just has one name with a really bad connotation that just kind of ruins it for everyone else philip that's doesn't feel like an old name james john philip barthiolan fucking hell i struggle with that this is called bart matthew thomas james simon judas and judas and judas and they were differentiated because Judas Son of James and Judas Iscariot Ascariot

While we're on this Which was the bad Judas Sorry yes I shared a meme today It really made me laugh New options to shorten names Elizabeth to Zabe Love

Jonathan to Honath Love Christopher to stop Perfect Hannah to Naa Nah Love it Theodore to Oda

Oda Leonardo to Nard I just love it Is that it? Oh my God we could have so much more from there I know just for the avoidance of doubt and I just don't want Judas son of James to feel upset or hard done by

it was Judas Iscarot that was the bad one there you go he betrayed his master to the authorities you know what they say about snitches they get stitches they get stitched up for all eternity oh I love Google I love when you ask a question and then they suggested was Judas really bad did you why did judas really betray jesus really like wasn't really that bad like come on did he though he didn't believe he was

they thought they thought they thought they thought jesus was a false prophet judas then freely chose to cooperate with them and help them lead jesus to his death it's clear that money played a role in judas's portrayal of jesus judas was the treasurer of the twelve apostles but he was also a thief

and a greedy man I feel that is a damning, damning statement. He was a thief and a greedy man. How did we get to the Bible? How old was Jesus when he died? 70. What? I don't know.

70? Oh no, he was not. You thought Jesus was 70? I don't know. I don't remember the Bible very well. You've seen him on a cross? Yeah, he looks dishy as hell. That is not a 70-year-old.

Dishy as hell. It's a life. young man up there it's not a 70 year old 33 or 38 they're unsure okay well that's 33 or 38 there are some holes there are some holes there because they also they can never I get a bit confused but when he died they're sure he was born on Christmas day I think but when when did he die Easter? Easter. Yes but they changed that every year Easter Monday yeah that's true they do depending on school holidays I think someone hasn't been able to read the 308 property to remind me of the when I tipxed my driving license and I tipxed the 8 to a 6.

And then I got taken to a police station. Oh, God. I know. That's so funny. The bouncer obviously spotted that my driving license was tipxed. Reddit forum, late night thoughts. Is Judas a traitor or a victim? Oh my God, he's deaf or a victim.

You know what? Hashtag Judas. If you believe, I love Reddit. Before we go, can I just say I spent so long the day on a downtown Abbey Reddit forum? Why? I do love Reddit. Because I just thought... I do love a Reddit.

Does everybody love Bates? Because I'm not watching a current show. I thought, how does everyone feel about this guy? Because he just seems like a fucking martyr to me. So I wanted to see what Reddit for. And they agreed with me for the most part. I love it when that happens. Anyway, we've got to go.

We've got to get ready. We've got a sound check in and 45 minutes. No, we don't. Yes, we do. Oh my God, I've really got to go. Rock and roll, baby. I've got to go see my little baby. My bone.

My little disciple. No, no. No, no, no. No. Yeah, yeah. Yes. Yeah. No.

Yes. He wasn't a disciple, was he? No, he was. Thomas was a disciple. Yeah. He was an apostle. To the people that sent in their stories and we didn't see them. We're really sorry.

We're so sorry. What a nightmare. There's a ton in junk. So if we didn't read yours out, that's why. We love you very much. We're going to be back on Monday, as always. We, the minute we get back from this tour, which finishes tonight, are going to be building our studio. It's such an exciting time.

Oh my God. Should I delete that world? Exciting. We're going to document the whole thing. thing. We have loved this time so much, guys. We're literally just upset. I mean, we're so tired, but we're so happy. I know. I feel a little bit tired. Guys, we love you so much. This has been the best time ever. Thank you so much. And we'll be back on Monday. On Monday. Love you. Bye guys. Bye. Should I delete that is part of the ACAS creator network.