Should I Delete That? - Is It Just Me: I fancy Danny Dyer now

Episode Date: November 14, 2024

We’re feeling *tousled* for today’s Is It Just Me!Join Em and Al for a mini spelling bee and a *very* high-brow discussion about Naked Attraction and the Netflix show that everyone is talking abou...t… Rivals. Is the world ready for a David Tennant sex scene? And do we all have a crush on Danny Dyer now?The email inbox has provided us with some incredibly embarrassing awkward from you guys. Have you had the most awkward day of your life? Tell us about it on shouldideletethatpod@gmail.com! Follow us on Instagram:@shouldideletethat@em_clarkson@alexlight_ldnShould I Delete That? is produced by Faye Lawrence Music by Alex Andrew Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello and welcome back to Should I Delete That? I'm Alex Light. And I'm M. Clarkson. How are you? I'm good. I'm good. I know where you're going with it. I've been a bit sick. Oh yeah. That's not where I thought you were going to do your spelling bee. I thought you were just going to do a spelling bee. I thought you were just going to leave me.
Starting point is 00:00:23 I do want to talk. We can talk about my sickness later. Or not at all. It's not that interesting. Spell diarrhea. I love spelling. You know me. I know. That is so me, isn't it? I love, I like mental mass, to be honest. You hate what? I know, I like mental math. I look forward to someone going, what's like 15 times four? I'm like, I despise that. Yeah. I despise that. I got it as a team. Yeah, thank God. I said that your hair looked tussled. Yes. And then I was like, it's a funny one because I only ever I never write that word, but I never say it out loud.
Starting point is 00:00:57 And then you were like, how is it spelled? How did you think it was spelled? That's the sort of word that I will genuinely, if I'm writing something, which is common, as that's my job, if I write something and I know a word like that is coming out, I will scramble around for any synonym I can find so that I don't have to write the word like that. Because I would start writing tussled and I can almost guarantee that Google wouldn't offer me a suggestion available.
Starting point is 00:01:23 I was going to say, just Google it, but okay, if you can't Google it, that's a really good point. It's actually, what I do is sometimes as I speak it into the, I have to speak it into, into my phone. How would you try and spell that? So, first, oh, so it's embarrassing. First up, I'd say T-U-S-T-L-E-D, which. That's, that, that sounds about right. Hustled. Yeah, hustle.
Starting point is 00:01:45 Yeah, so that's where, that's not how you spell tussle. No. So then I think, okay, it's probably a bit French. So then I'm like, okay, so we've got some. no you situation. Also it sounds so I think we've got a couple of S's. So I'd probably say Tausel. T-O-U-S-S-E-L
Starting point is 00:02:03 and then I never think that one else should be I'd never think an else should be alone so I'd probably put a second in and then I don't give you an ED in the end. They shouldn't No I don't think they hate that like Philippers I'm always like and Michelle it's I'm like are you okay? Yeah that's like a traditionally like Michelle like a French man's name isn't it? Michelle with one L
Starting point is 00:02:24 and then Michelle with two L's is like a British girl's name, I think I don't know, are we even saying tussled right? Yeah, tussled sounds right. It's not too, tussled, is it? I feel like I've never said that word out loud. Okay, hang on. Tussled.
Starting point is 00:02:38 Well, tussled, actually, it does sound like the sort of word you might find in a Jilly Cooper book, which is a segue. Just quickly. Can I talk about rivals? I know, and let's talk about it, but now I've looked at it too much.
Starting point is 00:02:50 It looks like two sled. So how do you actually spend? Oh, it's tousled. No, it's... Tausled. Oh. It's not. Tousled?
Starting point is 00:02:59 Tounseled. Yeah. What, funny little. Townsold. Oh, it sounds so odd. Tassold. I really thought it was tussled. Okay.
Starting point is 00:03:08 Towsled. I'm now doubting that it's a word at all. What does it mean? Like, ruffled? Yeah, but, like, a bit sexy, a bit, like, shaggy, a bit, like, like, your hair's like, like, it's, like, slept in, but still, it's got, like, a bit of style to it. All right, Nikki Clark. Oh, that was fun.
Starting point is 00:03:28 Okay, look, let's move on. I want to talk about rivals because I finally watched it. Oh, my God, I need to watch it. Have you? You know, what all the fuck's sake? I thought we were going to have a chat about it. No, I haven't watched it. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:03:39 I've seen all the stuff around it. Okay, a couple of headlines for you. I fancy Danny Dyer now. Didn't see that coming. Okay, love that for you. A huge advocate for an affair. Didn't see that coming for myself either. Excellent.
Starting point is 00:03:53 Does Alex know? No, it's not my own affair. Oh, okay, just an affair in general. No, no, a specific affair. In the show, there's a love story in it. Okay. And you root for it, and you're like, this is rotten. But in general, you're not like, woo affairs.
Starting point is 00:04:09 Yeah, no. Not become an affair advocate. No. Is there a David Tennant sex scene? Yes. And I was so shocked in the first episode when David Tennant, wearing like, I want to say suspenders, I don't think that's what I mean. What are the ones that men wear?
Starting point is 00:04:26 Braces. Why do I think they're suspended? Well, why shouldn't they be? They're the same thing. And they do your trousers. They do suspend your trousers. 100%. Like suspenders just suspend your tights.
Starting point is 00:04:37 Oh, this is like misogyny in action. Why are the ones? What suspenders are the little thing that hold your tights up? Just in the same way the braces are the same. I'm calling for a rebrand. And suspenders, what you wear, what people wear underneath their wedding dress? I mean, that's a garter. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:04:53 A suspender is the thing that you clip your tights, no, you clip your stockings to your knickers. Nellie wears them a lot. That's a weird thing to know about someone, but yeah. I know because I look into her bedroom. Nellie London for all thisness. Yeah. She does wear them a lot, they right? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:13 Yeah, I mean, I just feel like I don't see them elsewhere, but yeah, fair enough. Yeah, you don't see, I mean, but it's not the sort of thing you would see. Anyway, I actually stand by my. my point, I do think that braces are just suspenders for men. Anyway, so he's in that. Maybe he was in like, anyway, I've forgotten what he was wearing. But he basically said, Dr. Who said, like, I'm going to give you a good fucking tonight. No!
Starting point is 00:05:38 Oh, my God! And I was like, oh no. David what? Doctor Who? I actually sent a text to my sister. I can't take it. I know. Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:05:50 Okay, so my little sister, like classic youngest child. and bless her Like Kat used to miss Christmas to watch Doctor Who the Christmas special Like we would all have Christmas Tiller and Cats and go next door by the phone
Starting point is 00:06:01 She's going to be crushed like this Well I said Have you watched rivals Because David Tennant gets sexy And it's chaos He's just offered someone The fuck of a lifetime And Katty replies going
Starting point is 00:06:11 Oh M He gets sexy He's always been sexy No It's like Hang on what now please No Yeah, I said he's leaning in.
Starting point is 00:06:24 And she said, I'm not... He loves to lean. Okay, guys. You're getting the fuck of my life's out today. No, I didn't like it. That's what I... That was... I misquoted.
Starting point is 00:06:37 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. That's really horrible. It's a lot. Sorry, I don't mean horrible. It's not horrible. I don't mean that. And then he gives it to her. Does he?
Starting point is 00:06:44 Yeah, yeah. He's a liar. He's never associated a talent with, like, sexual and I don't know how I feel about it. It's a lot. whole shows a lot. It's fabulous. I absolutely loved it. Oh, I'm really, really excited to watch it. I loved it. Are they all the episodes out? Yeah. Oh, good. Okay. And they're all, I mean, it's all just like silly sex. It's so fun. Is it? Yeah, it's fabulous. It's just fabulous. I loved it. There's a lot of full frontal apparently. I've seen Willys. I love
Starting point is 00:07:15 seeing a Willie on TV. Every time the feminist in me goes, yay! We see boobs all the time. We never see and it really annoys me. Our context is just... I love seeing Willis on TV. I don't mind that either, but like I... Were they erect? No. I don't think...
Starting point is 00:07:32 I think it would be a long time until we see an erect Willie on, like, terrestrial. Did you watch Saltburn? Yes. I was quite shocked by that. By Willie. Appearance. It's great.
Starting point is 00:07:43 Like, it's good. Yeah, yeah. It's just, it's shocking. Good for representation. Because... Well, not really because I think it's quite big. The only people that do it are people with big willies. Or who wear prosthetics.
Starting point is 00:07:54 Fair enough. But I just think we see so much and it's like we get so used to sexualising women and we get so used to like women's nudity that I do think that to an extent we feel like it's something that's owed to us and like we like there's this expectation always. Whereas like men's, it's more sacred and it's like it's not, I don't know, we see a bum. Well, we're desensitized to female nudity. It's totally desensitized to it. And that's why it's such a shock when we see male nudity.
Starting point is 00:08:25 Yes, and I think it's important. Sorry to take it away from a very serious topic, but did you watch White Lotus? Yes. Did you see the scene with Theo James when he was changing? I don't know who Theo James is, but was it a Willie. It was a Willie. Yeah, I won't have missed that. Famously, you love seeing his penis is on screen.
Starting point is 00:08:45 And his, honestly, it was so big. I want to see a Willie specific. A Willie. It was so big. It literally grazed the floor and it was a, he was wearing a prosthetic. But if you, if you're not recording it, I don't think you'd have seen it. Because it wouldn't leave you. It was quite shocking.
Starting point is 00:09:01 I think, I watched all of white letters and I don't know how I would have missed that scene. It was blink and you miss it. Oh. He was getting changed. It was probably blinking. But also, it was long. It was hard to miss. Wow.
Starting point is 00:09:13 But he was wearing prosthetic. Anyway. Okay. Because I remember seeing in the English patient, in like 2000, whatever year, that came out. Such a good film with Ray Fines and Kristen Scott Thomas. Okay. Anyway, that was the first time I saw like a not a vagina because obviously that's the end there,
Starting point is 00:09:29 but like the vulva. That was the first time I saw like a naked woman on the screen. And I do think it's nuts that I saw that when I was probably 10 and it took me like a casual like 15 years to see a naked man on the screen. Took me until seeing naked attraction. What's that? That TV show? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:45 Oh, God. Someone from my school went on that. oh my god will they come and talk to us for the podcast it was a boy okay i don't know he's probably a man now it was yeah he was a boy now he'll be a man i don't i don't know i don't know if i've got that in me to reach out my mum keeps saying that she imagines it's a sort of thing georgie will end up on and i was like yeah i can see that i think i could see that for gee apparently they were struggling to find people to be contestants well that wouldn't surprise me right it's not it's a big ask like your television debut is
Starting point is 00:10:19 Bush. Yeah like that's what and you might you might never get beyond that do you know what I mean like that could be it like oh I was on TV once like oh it's in the background of the of a new segment in like 2004 about like the new cricket pitch they were building in my local
Starting point is 00:10:35 tower so oh well I was on a reality TV show where they showed my vulva and then that was that I've never watched it oh what is the premise behind it is it go on it's genius Oh, okay, okay, actually. It's a hoot. You've got six boxes varying in color.
Starting point is 00:10:54 They're all different colors. And then they're frosted and then there's people in them. Then someone comes out. Okay. For argument's sake, it's Georgie. She comes out and... Are they naked? Not yet.
Starting point is 00:11:07 Oh. Better with. Okay, sorry. So Georgie arrives. Yeah. I'm just going to come in for this. This is hypothetical, but I'm going to manifest it. If I speak it into existence, it might happen.
Starting point is 00:11:16 Anyway, so she'll come in and she'll say my sexual preference. So she might be looking for men. She might be looking for men and women. Right. So depending. Now, obviously, it's kind of all bets are off if you've got someone who's like open to anything because you've just got who's in what box. Do you know what I mean? It's just whatever.
Starting point is 00:11:33 But let's say for argument's sake, she's looking for a man. So then it just basically, the frosting goes up into Willie High. So we just start with Willys. I don't say just the tip. Oh, it goes all the way up. All the way up. So we just see six willies in a box. Well, no, in six boxes.
Starting point is 00:11:52 And their legs. What's the point? Well, now she's got to judge them based on their witties. That sounds terrible. And sends one of them home. That's terrible. Horrible. So if, like, it might be the littlest, it might be the biggest that she doesn't want.
Starting point is 00:12:05 It might be because of their tattoos, often because of their toenails. Like, she's, you know. Oh, this is awful. So one goes. And then when he's been voted out, it goes, light up, like, defrosted the whole thing. so we get to see his whole body and he's still naked yes yes and then he comes out will he bouncing as he walks out oh my god and his body's likely just been criticised yes hugely goes her a hug maybe and then goes off and then we always get a shot of the bum as he goes
Starting point is 00:12:31 and then so on and so forth it goes up the next bit you get like nipples which is just like a man's chest or woman's boobies and then it goes up again faces and then they talk after that And then it's down to the final two. Oh, my God. Both the final two naked people get out the box. Yeah. They stand opposite our contestant who goes off Georgie and gets naked. So Georgie comes back naked.
Starting point is 00:12:56 She makes her choice. This is horrible. Horrible. Oh, my God. And then what sometimes happens is the men get a little bit erect when she comes back naked, which isn't great. And then they have to have a good bye hug and you just got to hit you when you stays down, I suppose. It's not great.
Starting point is 00:13:13 It's not great. And then, you know, then they go for a date. But what happens if they get her act? Well, it's never like fully. It's always just like a little bit. And you see it? Yeah. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:13:24 This is not great. But you do the polite thing and pretend you haven't seen it. You know what I mean? If you're watching it with your mom, you're just like, oh. Watching it with your mom? Me and I'm watching together all the time. It sounds absolutely horrible. Do you know, there's like a naked love island?
Starting point is 00:13:39 Yeah, we're going in that direction, aren't we? I like it. There actually is one. No, I know, that's what I mean. Like, but there was naked beach. My friend Dan went on it. Dan, who's been on the podcast, went on it. Felicity, who's been on the podcast, went on it as well, didn't she?
Starting point is 00:13:53 Look at us. Got a group of nudists on the show. Yeah, dating naked. Ryland Clark is the host. Great. How funny. I mean, it's the inevitable, like, it's the happy ending of a date anyway. So why not start there?
Starting point is 00:14:09 I'm all on board. They really are, just completely naked. Fine. I am not on board. No, I can't imagine I couldn't I couldn't No, it's funny to think of you naked
Starting point is 00:14:18 isn't it It's me Not like a funny mental image No I just imagine That there's some discomfort around it Well yes my mother is normal You've met her My God
Starting point is 00:14:32 It's programmed within me My girls Put her in their dresses Came up the women in a dress Oh, goodness, me. Well, that was fun. Should we check the emails? Let's check the emails. Bad, bad, awkward, embarrassing, horrifying subject line. Yeah? Well, obviously I'm hooked. Hey, Emma and Alex. Love the Pots so much. And I've done my fair share of cry laughing at other people's unfortunate incidents. So I thought I'd better do my time and share mine from today. I've had a big,
Starting point is 00:15:08 awkward day to day, so much so that I'm rolled up like a burrito in bed. I'm an embarrassed little urchin. The best way to get through these feelings is to find the funny side. So that's exactly what we are going to do. It's a poo story. Please brace yourself. It's been a minute. It has been like three or four minutes. I have a nervous rescue dog. So we book Secure Fields a few times a week. He only goes in my husband's car. So I drove myself and my dog to our secure field today for are our hour slot. As we arrived, my tummy started feeling a little strange. I'm a sensitive tummy girl, so I often have rumblings as a pre-warning, but this didn't seem too urgent. We were walking along the edge of the field and I was thinking to myself, hmm, I wonder if there are
Starting point is 00:15:52 any toilets nearby when my tummy gave an almighty bubble and I needed to go urgently. Panic, I look around the field, no lose anywhere, two poo bins out in broad daylight in full view of the golf course next door. Absolutely not. There was a small small store. There was a small shelter in the field, usually somewhere to hide if you get caught in the rain. Unfortunately for that shelter today, it witnessed unspeakable things. I ran shuffled across the field. The need to poo becoming more and more urgent as I went. My mind was racing. What could I do? I could not ship myself and then drive home in my husband's car. My only option was to try and go in a dog poo bag. I shuffled into the shelter panicking and grabbing the roll of poo bags out of my bum, fumbling to
Starting point is 00:16:33 rip one off as I scurried into the corner. It all happened too fast. I had to whip my jeans down before I shit myself and I had a horrendous upset tummy in the corner of the wooden shelter my poo bag plan failed and I didn't have enough time and then in my panic I dropped the roll of bags in my poo the deed was done my tummy immediately felt better but now there was a bottle of shit on the floor and this is terrible and of this rain shelter I still have one surviving poo bag in my hand which I had to stick no no I had to stick it to my ass as a poo barrier a poo barrier I think to protect her clothes Oh, I see. It's not great.
Starting point is 00:17:09 Pull my jeans back up, racking my brains, and praying there was something in the car that I could use to clean it up. Or as casually as I could out the shelter, spotting my dog on the other side of the field, having a lovely time, obviously oblivious to his mother's smelly shenanigans. Luckily, there was a big first aid kit in the car in which I found gloves, a huge yellow hazardous waist bag and lots of little pieces of gorse and bandages, which turned out to be exactly what you need to scoop up and dispose of a pile of your own poo. I did the best I could and kicked mud and pebbles over the remaining scene of the crime, but by this point I was sweating
Starting point is 00:17:37 feeling sick and ready for the ground to follow me up I walked with the quiet rustle of the poo bag in my pants oh bless you you should have used the bandages for yourself over to my dog so we had 20 minutes left of field time the shame of the poo in the corner was haunting me I felt I needed to let the owner of the field now
Starting point is 00:17:54 but I couldn't admit to shitting in their field so I blamed my dog we will never be returning such a shame because it was a lovely field praying they don't have CCTV and that my shit in the corner goes unseen by other human eyes feel like a weight is off my shoulder thanks for being a safe space was it diarrhea it sounds like it yeah oh my god yeah if it was a normal one you could just roll
Starting point is 00:18:14 their way oh oh the poohads would bounce off it that's not great that is bad bad awkward embarrassing horrifying horrible poor girl poor girl oh guys I love these subject lines they're really getting me sorry what embarrassing story to end my life cap locks tell me more okay hate everyone who has anything to do with the pod i love that thank you so much hey too hate too hey too i thought you said hey sorry sorry i'm so sorry can we go again what i'm sorry i just was thinking out loud i'm thinking what i heard is that what happens inside your head too hate i heard i heard hate it i heard hate it i heard hate it i heard hate hate to everyone who is to do with the pod.
Starting point is 00:19:08 So I was like, hate to, hate to, hey too. Sorry, sorry, we can go again. It's like, oh my gosh, she's broken. It's like, you know, you have a CD that just gets like, yeah. Thank you so much for everything you bring to our lives with the pod. I learned so much from it all and are so hard with you all. So would you like to get the worst thing that ever happened to me today? Yes.
Starting point is 00:19:28 Ready to hear about my morning? Oh, she's really teeing us up here. Yes. That's why I'm sweating. It's all the excitement. It's actually the last. thought of the poo one, the last one, I feel so embarrassed for her. I take medicine that interrupts my menstrual cycle, so I go months without a period. However, the last couple of days, I have had a
Starting point is 00:19:44 mini period due to stupid delays in the doctor dispensing my medication. I work in a big, massive office, and we have free period products in the bathroom, so I got a tampon from the bathroom. That's great, but it was one with an applicator, which I'm not used to using. I inserted it, but couldn't get the tampon out of the applicator. So I took it out of me to take it out the applicator and put it in the way I normally would with a non-applicator one. Unfortunately the tampon popped out, the applicator
Starting point is 00:20:13 and disappeared. I took off all my clothes in the bathroom looking for it and eventually found it in the toilet. Okay. So I got another one and sorted myself out and came back onto the floor to go into a meeting on Zoom. Five minutes later and there's a big hollabaloo amongst all the staff.
Starting point is 00:20:32 I can't hear what's happening but there's a lot of people. Oh, God. With very shocked faces. What? And little huddles of different managers. It takes me a while to figure it out because I'm busy on Zoom, but it turns out the tampon I thought I saw in the toilet must have been caught in my trousers and has fallen out
Starting point is 00:20:51 as I've walked back to my desk. Oh. But as I'm busy, the absolutely horrible things folk are saying about this person who's dropped a tampon is killing me, everyone is standing up and talking about it and saying how disgusting this person is and how stupid not to notice. People are dissecting how there's no blood on the string, just the tip. Oh my God. That's what I was wondering is really blood. Oh shit. So had someone done it as a joke maybe? How could they not feel it falling out, etc, etc? I felt so, so sick. I was having to stop myself from standing up and saying, it's mine. It was a bloody,
Starting point is 00:21:28 lull accident. By the time I was off my call, a cleaner had come and kindly dealt with it, which felt awful. because I would have gone and scooped it up had I not been busy. I know there is no way that they would be saying such nasty things if they knew it was me and it felt like all the comments were coming from other females. Like they wanted to really make sure everyone knew how disgusted they were about it instead of thinking about the person it had happened to and how they might be feeling. Instead of standing up for fellow females and saying they must feel awful, let's deal with this discreetly, which she's right.
Starting point is 00:21:54 That's 100% what I should have done. So yeah, that was my shitty day and I was so sad that no one was thinking of the fellow female that happened to. Oh, I agree. I agree. That's horrible. That's really mean. That's really mean. Obviously she didn't do it on purpose.
Starting point is 00:22:06 Yeah, who would like, oh. Accidents happen. Also, she said she had to stop herself from standing up and saying, it was me. I would literally rather punch glass than stand up and say, it was me. I would just, I would just rather perish.
Starting point is 00:22:23 Well, it would have been you in the corner going, I would never admit to that. Yeah, gross. Boo. No, oh bless her, that's so. That is really horrible. And I feel like that is down to not just the women, all of them. Everyone should have just been like, look, there's been an accident.
Starting point is 00:22:41 Then we get a bit of tissue, scoop it up, gone, it's done. Like, just move on with your days. It's a tampon. I know. Offices really are just big schools, aren't they? Yeah, they are. Yeah, they are. I've got more.
Starting point is 00:22:53 Do you want to read this one? Yes. Okay. Hi, Alex M. Fay and X. First of all, as is customary, I love the podcast. I'm a late comer to the pod so please forgive me I wasn't much of a podcast listener
Starting point is 00:23:06 and I tend to stay away from all kinds of influences online for my mental health in brackets, I'm sorry that's okay you do what you need to do it's fine initially it was like a punch
Starting point is 00:23:16 but I've moved past it slightly winded but that's okay like a little bit devastating you're fine boundaries I love it no it is fine
Starting point is 00:23:27 it's fine you sound really fine so I genuinely wasn't familiar with your work until my therapist recommended I follow you both for help with my self-esteem and body image issues and that led me to the pod oh my god what yep you heard that right what you are it's just a big loving for us and I love it also I'm like if your therapist qualified like are you sure are you sure we're the best help she said yes you heard that right what you are doing is in capital so important that my actual real life therapist recommended you as effectively good
Starting point is 00:23:57 influences for me oh how lovely that is so nice Thank you. I, the pressure, the heavier's the head, you know what I mean? I'm feeling the pressure now. Like, wait, what? I'm not. It's fine. This can't be good for anyone, Al.
Starting point is 00:24:13 We've had the most ridiculous conversations today. It's better that she's disappointed early on, you know. It's going to happen eventually. Anyway, because of my particular flavour of undiagnosed autism slash ADHD, I had to start from the beginning and I'm currently listening to your millionth download episode from August 2022. Wow. So if you do read this out, I'll probably hear it in about six months.
Starting point is 00:24:35 I have an awkward for you. I was meeting my friend for lunch last Saturday and I was running a few minutes late as per. I parked maybe 20 metres away from the cafe we were meeting out. And as soon as I opened the car door, the heavens opened with torrential rate. I ran to the doors of the cafe and pushed on the heavy wooden door. To my absolute horror, it stopped dead, maybe like an inch open. I panicked and thought, have I tried to burst through the fire door? Is the cafe open?
Starting point is 00:24:55 Have I gone to the wrong door? I could see people inside looking at me and I made that oop start. noise to somehow lessen my awkwardness, but it didn't work. I pushed again with quite a lot of force and the door was not budging. By this point, all the staff behind the counter were staring at me, but crucially not coming to help. And I could feel the life draining away from me as I melted into, oh, I feel this. This is horrible. As I melted into awkwardness while getting soaked from the rain. I tried the other door and when that didn't work, I just stood outside the doors looking through the crack. Oh no. I'm praying for someone to let me in.
Starting point is 00:25:26 After what felt like a lifetime, but it was probably only 30 seconds. One of the barristers, came to the day. Parrists. And I'm the stupid one. So what is it? Also, you're definitely not the stupid one. I'm the stupid one. We've done my silly spellings, my stupid spellings.
Starting point is 00:25:48 I will uno reverse you on your annunciation. Barista! Unless, unless I've laughed to you prematurely and she's got some nice old man and her wigs come to help. she's actually at a law firm with a little cafe downstairs they're all in their cloaks with their little like wooden mullets no not mullets ballets fair enough okay
Starting point is 00:26:12 after it felt like a lifetime one of the barristers barristers fuck i can't think what it is barristers one of the baristas came to the door and pulled it really hard to let me in I mumbled something in shame about the door being stuck and being confused and then she called over to the other barista behind the camera counter and said, this door has been doing this all day. Should we just leave it open and said,
Starting point is 00:26:34 safe to say, I will never be returning to the cafe and that is my entire October social battery used up in one sitting. I hate being a human. Lots of love and thanks for what you're doing, Amber. That is crushing. To be left outside and the, who sung that? Anastasia sung that. That's it. She wrote it for that girl. Exactly. But it's called out here. Exactly. I loved Anastasia so much. God, I love that song. She was one of my childhood heroes. Oh my God, I got that song. I was never left outside but I wanted to yell that to someone. She, sorry tangent, but she sung one of the best songs of all time, and it says, like, the stars need the sky, and the sun needs the moon,
Starting point is 00:27:09 and it goes like that, and it's just, it's really very beautiful. Isn't that chaucer? I need you, that's what it's called, I need you, it's absolutely beautiful. I don't know, I need some, hang on. It goes like, it's like, like the sky needs the sun, The stars need the rain. Like the river needs the... The wind.
Starting point is 00:27:37 That's how I need you. What's up? It's hard to. But when you know, you know. I was so amazed by you. You're happy, hello? It's happening. You're trying you.
Starting point is 00:28:04 One of the best songs of all time. Are we allowed to play a snippet play? Are we not? We don't need to after we've just. I mean, it was a note-for-note rendition. You're welcome. It was perfect. I don't know why it's not coming up on when I type it to Google that where he speaks.
Starting point is 00:28:27 Why is it not coming up? Has he made it up? Is this a song that you've written and you want us to tell you? It's great. I dreamed you, not I need you. I dreamed you. It exists and it's wonderful.
Starting point is 00:28:42 It's a very different energy to the left outside alone. That relationship was turbulent. You're welcome. Oh my God, that was a lot. You're going to be singing that all day. Can I have it one more time? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:59 No, no, no, no, from you. Oh, okay. That's how I dreamed you. Do, do, do, do, do, do. No, no, I don't want the do-do-do is all the words. I forgot the lyrics. I don't know them. It's like, like, the sun needs the sky, the rhythm.
Starting point is 00:29:21 Like, the song doesn't need the sky. The sun's fine. The sun's the sun. The sky needs the sun, way more. Like the fire needs its wings. The fire does not have many wings. Okay, like an eagle needs its wings and the fire needs its flame. Like the sun needs the day and the night needs the moon.
Starting point is 00:29:43 Like the air that I breathe, that's how I dreamed of you. Okay, yeah. Sorry, but that's very beautiful. Her lyrics make more sense. Lyrical genius. Oh my God. Okay. We need to wrap up.
Starting point is 00:29:57 That was a lot. I needed to go. Oh, no. I've given myself a headache. Thanks for listening, everyone. How did we end on this? Why don't you sing us out, Al? Love you guys.
Starting point is 00:30:09 Should I sing Anastasia? Sing whatever you want. I'm not doing this. Bye, guys. Thanks for coming. Thank you so much for listening. Should I delete that is part of the ACAS creator network.

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