Should I Delete That? - Is It Just Me: I remember when I lost my mind...

Episode Date: June 26, 2024

In this week's IIJM, Em and Alex discuss all the cringy things you've all done to impress a crush, the dangers of LinkedIn and the hen parties the girls are organising...Follow us on Instagram @should...ideletethatEmail us at shouldideletethatpod@gmail.comEdited by Daisy GrantMusic by Alex Andrew Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello and welcome back to shouldn't eat that. I'm Alex Light. I'm in Clarkson. Do you feel full. We're in spinny chairs sitting up to sit each other. I feel really like a radio host. Yeah, maybe that's it. I feel like this footage of us will emerge.
Starting point is 00:00:20 Like, you know, when like cancelled radio hosts are cancelled and then it's like clips of them from years have gone by appear. Yeah. I don't believe they said that. Inevitably. Innevatively. We declined headphones and I'm actually quite sad. Because you want to look pro.
Starting point is 00:00:35 I think it would just make you feel like a little bit more. When our guest arrives, we can ask for them. I think so. That's a good idea. We don't need them. No. That's embarrassing though. That's like wearing glasses when you don't need glasses, you know?
Starting point is 00:00:46 Yeah. It's like wearing glasses to look cool. I know. You know, it's not great. Yeah. I used to want braces so badly on that logic because all the cool kids had them. Did they? And then I had to wear them for like 12 years.
Starting point is 00:00:57 I was like, never mind. But did you have to have to wear them? train tracks. I did, yeah. You know what colour my first ones were? Green. Teal. Oh, God. Such a specific colour and I remember getting to the orthodontist and they were like showing me all the colours and I think it was because it was the only one that had a shade, all of them were like yellow, blue, orange, pink. And then it was like teal and I was like teal. See, I feel like that doesn't quite work just because I feel like with brace colours, you need something completely like a colour that's not natural in like nature or in food, right?
Starting point is 00:01:27 You want hot pink or nothing. Or nothing. Actually, I can't think of anything else. Or like electric blue. Yeah. Because like what? Because it just looked like I had spinach in my teeth basically all the time. Yeah. It was so bad.
Starting point is 00:01:39 And then I remember getting Halloween ones and I got them orange and black. Am I all right? Am I all right? That's so funny. And Lester, you only go to the orthodontist. Yeah, it's so embarrassing because you only go to the orthodontist like once every three months. So my Halloween ones like still pushing Christmas. I'm like, oh, brilliant.
Starting point is 00:01:53 Easter. Orange and black. It was disgusting. Stupid me. So we've had some responses on DMs. Oh, to embarrassing your crass. Embarrassing yourself. Those TikTok videos and Instagram reels that are like,
Starting point is 00:02:06 I remember when I lost my mind. It's so good. They are. People, I love people. But you can tell they're not staged either. They're not being made up because it's real footage. It's real live footage. If you haven't seen the trend, it's like,
Starting point is 00:02:19 it's somebody covering the beginning of the song. It's like, I remember when, what's that original song? Oh, it's Niles Buckley. crazy. Yeah. But it's like someone's covering it. It's like, I remember when, I remember when, I remember when, I remember when I lost my mind. And then the lyrics like something so pleasant about that place, whatever, but then it cuts like to these people sharing like historic clips of themselves doing the most embarrassing thing. And there's like, there was, oh my God,
Starting point is 00:02:46 the amount of them. I think we've talked, have we talked about this before or have I just thought about it every day of my life since I've seen them? When it's just like, the girl who was saying about her curly hair and she's like, my crush told me that he liked girls with curly hair so I worked on when I cold my hair and then I put it up instead it's puberty. Second puberty. Second puberty and like, oh my God, like how curly my hair is. I'm obsessed with them.
Starting point is 00:03:03 I saw one last night that was like, oh, my crush said that he liked, he loved dancer, he was into dancers. So I posted this and it was like this Snapchat and it said like, just doing a bit of improv, kiss kiss. And like, have you seen it? It's so good. It's too good. It's so good.
Starting point is 00:03:21 But in that vein, we've asked you guys to send in like the embarrassing things you've done in front of your crushes. I haven't seen them yet, so I'm excited. I am reading them also for the first sign, so this is fun. Okay, there's a picture. There's a picture attached to this one, which I love. When I was 15, I really wanted to impress the guy I had a crush on.
Starting point is 00:03:41 I saw him and his mates coming towards the side street of my house. I quickly grabbed my huge, strong husky and ran out the back door so it looked like I was already there before them. The plan was still looked really cool, but my dog had other plans. He pulled me over into the mud. I quickly had to get to try and get up before they noticed, but my dog saw something worth running at. So it pulled me like a sleigh through the mud, face first.
Starting point is 00:04:03 Oh, no. Face first. 23 years later, I may have forgotten the guy's name, but that day still haunts me. I'll bet it does. I can make a feel better, though. Like a sleigh? When I was about the same age,
Starting point is 00:04:17 I remember running to catch up with my friends at school, and it was like we were going back from lessons, and they'd all gone ahead of me, and it was icy and I was running to catch up with them and I was behind them and I went guys wait for me which is embarrassing in the love itself but they just hadn't waited and I had to shout to let them know and I slid and I fell on my bomb and none of my friends noticed but all the boys across the way who obviously I like will have fancied because because that's just how these things happen quite homestini hormona pretty much and and they all started
Starting point is 00:04:54 chanting she fell over she fell over she fell over oh no that's very embarrassing it was the worst and they saw you shout wait for me guys guys wait for me that's embarrassing pre-fall in and of itself guys wait out no cringe like i've been forgotten don't alert everyone to that i'm embarrassed for you nothing worse than being forgotten was there i have second-hand historical embarrassment for you jog what do you do you get a forgotten lesson like your friends sit off in front of you what do you do you just you walk alone weird i'd probably just start crying just like to maintain my pace but just be crying and no one thought about me i maintain my page i have another one that's a picture and it's also a picture of a dog which i love um very cute cocker spaniel with roses around his neck i'll show you
Starting point is 00:05:46 oh so sweet i fancied my mum's neighbor oh oh Ooh, okay. I love that. It's like the beginning, but Porn Hub. It is, isn't it? I fancy it my mum's neighbour, so I let my new puppy under the fence and faked that she'd escaped. She ran to him looking all cute while I faked concerned dog mum, practically hysterical, but also trying to act cute and sexy. He picked her up and brought her over to me and carried on cuddling her while he chatted to me.
Starting point is 00:06:16 I was a total moron. That was 12 years ago, and we are still happy married. Oh, my God. wait she staged it and it worked oh my god wait i'm confused did you miss it they married they married no no that's it he married her oh my god margot is my bridesmaid oh my god that's the picture of her as a bridesmaid's i take back what i said about it being porn hub it's not it's romantic oh it's lovely mills and boon if anything it's lovely oh my god i've never ever known something like that to happen like a staged running like that to end in marriage and a happy ending never that's amazing
Starting point is 00:06:50 I love that. Good for it. Well, yeah, good for you. I don't know why I seem to want to match all of these stories with an irrelevant one. But just as she described the dog running, I remembered the time, one of our dogs echo. And I just thought this story was too great not to share. And she was really excited because she saw a friend of my mom's anyway. And so she ran at him. And she started humping him because she got excited. And now she started humping, she got diarrhea.
Starting point is 00:07:20 And with every hump, it was like a jet, like all over him. A fresh wave of diarrhea. Pretty much. Oh, no. I know, like a water feature. Really bad. Anyway, so then, I know, I know. So now every time I'm like, they're an occupational.
Starting point is 00:07:37 Like, I don't want to develop, I don't want to enroll a dog to any task. Never. Because you've always got that risk. Never. Imagine me trying, like, Betty, unless Betty's to do anything to help me. I don't think Betty could get you a husband. Absolutely not. She could get you in prison, probably.
Starting point is 00:07:52 Definitely. Okay, so we've got some short ones. Okay, created a fake boyfriend for me on social media to make him jealous. Ha ha, ha, ha. Oh my God, inspiring. Love it. It's commitment and effort, but I actually don't know if it worked. I was going to say it worked, but I don't know if it did.
Starting point is 00:08:11 Yeah, he was probably so jealous. He was probably like, who is that hunk, liking all my ex's pictures? used him as a shield to hide from someone I was having trouble with in a club no one was troubling me Oh my God, that's so embarrassing She was like, oh hell, someone's after me That's so good
Starting point is 00:08:31 Move to Australia, chasing my one night stand No, you didn't Together, 10 years, I'm married 5, so it worked Oh my God, great, when you say chasing I feel like That's okay I need so much more on this. I need to know if it was like manic
Starting point is 00:08:49 or if it was like romantic, do you know what I mean? Was it like John Denver, like, you know, when you come, like, wedding rings, like was it like that or was it like baby ring to? What I'm imagining is like you meet someone a night out and they're like, oh, I love Borough Market. I always go on a Sunday, right? So you're like, I'm just going to go to Burr Market on a Sunday. Yeah, I remember a guy telling me that he lived in Pimlico and I was like, I could go to Pimlico this fucking.
Starting point is 00:09:14 I'm just loll about. I didn't realize that big Pimlico was. I didn't go but I remember really thinking about it I could do that I can make that work I could fit them to go in I mean and that's
Starting point is 00:09:26 I guess that's more understandable than moving to us like I don't know I'm just imagining so he's like oh I'm moving to Australia or I'm going back to Australia
Starting point is 00:09:34 and she's just like I'm coming I'm going to I'm going to be there I'll see you there yeah because early days me and Alex we did like some stuff
Starting point is 00:09:43 like that from Ireland and it would be like I think we like basically got like we snogged and then I was like come to London and he was like okay and then he did but like I was like come and if he had it like yeah yeah that's different yeah that's different and it was still like impulsive but he didn't
Starting point is 00:10:03 just like show up I really really want to know this I feel like surprise can you send us details and it's someone that I know I'm pretty sure to listen to the pod I think we've messaged her before so please can you send in the full story was it like a lot like like you have a one night's time you realize you're in love with them And you know you have a night of talking all night long and you're like... Yeah. Like, this is love. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:24 Basically, did they know you were going to follow them to Australia? Those days when you were like on the phone all night long... I mean Alex used to it. Skype all night long. Skype? I would fall asleep. Does Skype still exist? I don't know, but we loved it.
Starting point is 00:10:39 I would not risk falling asleep on Skype. Why? I don't know. I don't know. I've got clarded. Talking in my sleep or like... Oh no. I love you.
Starting point is 00:10:49 If I did love him So it's fine Yeah, okay, it's fine Sat in extra lectures to my own That he was in Reason that I would be familiar to him On a night out then Okay
Starting point is 00:10:59 I get that I would have 100% done that Are you okay 100% Okay It's weird but okay I flew from London to Edinburgh To tell him
Starting point is 00:11:08 And we've got to tell him What? I was in my seat Flew from London to Edinburgh To tell him Like in a Roncom That I loved him And in real life
Starting point is 00:11:15 It was actually so awkward I got rejected But the real hero was the mate that I'd convinced to come with me bless her oh no oh no oh no oh no so you go all the way there to say I love you and he says I don't love you I mean which is fair enough he doesn't have to love her he didn't know it was coming that's quite a long way fly as well I don't know it's just that feels like a lot of extra commitment in the train you know when you used to put
Starting point is 00:11:40 song lyrics is your status and MSN to show that you fancied someone every time all the time that's like oh my god when you share a quote like I'm happy just being me like all I need is me no my favorite my favorite ones is like hard times let you know who your real friends are you've seen ones like that yes oh my god as a as an acquaintance or as a light friend of somebody that does that I'm like oh my god do you know someone who does that all the time stop it all the time I love it like yeah sometimes just status or like stories that are like thank like thanking the universe for showing me who my real friends are and if I know if I haven't spoken to them in a while I'm like well this is not me
Starting point is 00:12:26 I love that I know I love that I know but that's a classic case of me inserting myself where I needn't like it's probably nothing to do with me but I make it all about me as I should I would take everything like that to heart yeah you know who does still do that is Chloe Kardashian I love that she does she does that a lot. Whenever she has a breakup, she shares a lot of those kind of quotes. I do like that. Yeah, good for her. That's exactly what social media was made for.
Starting point is 00:12:54 Air your dirty laundry. Facebook statuses. Like, I wish someone would love me for me. I bet you if we scroll far back enough on yours. Oh my God. No, mine are so bad. Like, the things that I would say on there, like, the things that I'd write on my friend's walls and they'd write back it was just because i went to uni as facebook came out and we just
Starting point is 00:13:22 do you want to feel old i was going to big school and we got it that's really depressing yeah that's really depressing yeah because like we were right like we were also on it but we were like using it i mean mine was so tragic i was like i mean first of all i'd tweet about like i'd tweet on facebook about your chelsea game all the time it's like do i really care no and then it'd be like oh such a wild Friday painting my nails and then it'd be like two people liked it. Feeling so rebellious. Oh, I don't know. So grinned.
Starting point is 00:13:52 Feeling so rebellious. Yeah. And then like I'd really like because I always spend so much time in the Isle of Man because that's what my mum's from and my family were from there. And I'd always slag it off so much like on my face bill. Like my poor mum must have been watching it. Oh. Off like.
Starting point is 00:14:07 What like bored in the Isle of Man? Pretty much. Pretty much. Feeling bored. Yeah. literally just like oh like nothing to do in the aisle of man oh my god i forgot about those statuses where you could add feeling and emotion i would always just be like and as an adult i'm like only boy people get bored blah blah blah and as a teenager literally my whole time
Starting point is 00:14:27 just like uh bored bored over it i feel like this is a common one lucked him up on lincoln but he had premium so he could see that it was me at one a m this is why i don't want i don't want a i don't want a LinkedIn account because I can't be trusted with it. I am desperate for a LinkedIn account. I don't think you should get one because I think... I can't get one. It's in Swedish. Right, whenever I try and sign up on my phone or on my
Starting point is 00:14:53 desktop, it's in Swedish. And I can't understand it. And there's no translate option and I can't get it back into English. So you need to enlist the help of? Who? Mr. LinkedIn himself. It's not like you didn't marry him. I know. I've asked that you tried. If someone can navigate it
Starting point is 00:15:09 bilingual, it's going to be Dave. No, I don't think either of us should be on LinkedIn because we go way too deep We go way too deep in our research Also, I have no, I've got no life You've got too much curiosity Yeah, and I'm too impulsive I wouldn't be like, oh, I'll just
Starting point is 00:15:27 I'll hold off on looking at that profile I'll be like, no, I need to look at that profile Because I need to know like what your work life balance Is like, I wonder what your boss is like Do you think they're reasonable? I'll just have a click through And then it's like, why are you looking at that And it's like, oh my God, the boss, that's so nice
Starting point is 00:15:37 She works with her husband I wonder what he does Oh, that's, yeah, is that, is that an ex-wife? I wonder what his cousin looks like. It's a slippery slope. Isn't it? God, I get so scared. Who did I stalk the other day?
Starting point is 00:15:51 Oh, God, I stalk someone like, like a friend of a friend for no reason back to 2016 or 17. And it's such risky business when you're down there. I was so scared not to like something. Like, you can't explain that way. It's terrifying. I know. But, like, I admit to. it as well which i don't know why i do do remember we did that podcast for jewels we went on his
Starting point is 00:16:14 podcast and he was like oh i'm going to i'm going to i'm going to chicago i think for my husband's friend's birthday and i was like i know which one that is and that's just pure stalking yeah i know i know and it's not even it's through following his husband who posted pictures of the best friend and then i've stalked the best friend i should have done 100% sometimes like i follow people who i really don't know very well but like politely like it's like a friend like you go out for lunch with like a friend of a friend and it's like oh let's follow each other and then you follow it there and then if I ever see them again I have to pretend to know nothing about them so that the conversation feels normal oh see I go the other way oh no I did this the other day with the
Starting point is 00:16:50 girl at lunch did you I was just like oh what are you doing now I know you're a teacher see I go the other way maybe I should be more embarrassed of doing that actually because I'm like oh my god how was this I saw you did this and I saw you did that like maybe I should not do that but if they do it for a job I think it's okay oh but you think personal I think if it's personal I'm just like should I should I be watching all of this yeah No, no, no. It's okay to watch it. Should I be remembering all of this? Yeah, that's true. It's a lot to remember. Because it's like you're living in my head. Yeah. Yeah. Why do you remember that I graduated on the 9th of June 2014?
Starting point is 00:17:26 And I wore a black dress from H&M. I saw my shoes on Vinted four years later. Did you buy them? No. My sister did I have been going. through Vinted. Oh my god. My dress is from Vintage. Is it? Yes. What's the original? Free people. That's so nice. So free people dresses originally are like and actually I think they're a really good investment because they're stunning but they're originally like like like 200 pounds. Yeah. Yeah. That's Benny. Yeah they are but they're so nice because the quality is amazing and I was like
Starting point is 00:17:55 oh I wonder if free people have anything on Vinted and we got Alex because I don't have a Vinted account but I literally looked at it on Alex's and I sort of £29 and I was like oh my god and he bought it for me which is really cute. That's really nice. I know isn't it? Because he loves Vinted he uses it for everything. Does he? Yeah, he gets so much like ex-design and stuff, particularly like men's wear. Like, people don't even know. I don't even care. Like, so there's so much, like, he's got these like little Prada polo tops that he got on Vinted for like, like, nothing. Yeah. Oh my God, I need to do Vinted more. I know, it's amazing. I've been trying to use it for Tommy. Sofuses it for her kids. Does she? And dresses the kids. They are the coolest dress kids I've
Starting point is 00:18:32 ever known. But it's like, she'll always say like, oh, they're originally from Zara, but I just got them on Vinted for like a pound. And it's like, you can get like 10 pairs of baby leggings for like. How she's finding them though? I'll ask. I feel like I need to know what to... She's so thrifty. She's so good.
Starting point is 00:18:46 But also, because I'm realising now, realizing that they grow, obviously so fast. And they grow out of clothes so fast. I know. And it's like, oh my God, you buy this cute little thing and then they'll wear it twice and then it's done. I know. No, he'll slow down in a minute. Do you think? I know.
Starting point is 00:19:01 Because when it's like, when it's like zero to three, three to six, six to nine, then it's quick. Then it flies. But now like olive is in 12 to 18. and she's little so she'll be in that for I think until she's like two okay she's been in the stuff that she's been now in really since like March okay okay that's good so it does slow down and she'll be in it for like two or three more months it also doesn't make any sense because it's like three to six months like there's a huge
Starting point is 00:19:27 difference that's true I've had a yeah like I've been a quite small person so it's been quite useful although the other day she put on these dungarees that like I did I can see to squeezing her in and then she's got her done and then she's got her I have to pick something up every single pop or burst. It's like, okay. It's time. I'm going to France. I know.
Starting point is 00:19:50 How cool? When? Next week for three days. Because, like I said to you the other day, how are we so close and I didn't know? I know. Literally so close. It's drivable. It's more than drivable.
Starting point is 00:20:02 And we get to go on the ferry and you have to drive for that bit. You're going to love it because I'm going to go on the ferry next week because I'm going to go to the Isleman where I won't be bored. won't be bored on the Isleman. I should have said you should have feeling happy on the island if you have more time and you're enjoying driving
Starting point is 00:20:15 come up it's not the right way but come up to the Alamann You're through Liverpool Yeah Oh that's nice I know I could see my aunties
Starting point is 00:20:21 Yeah come Why not Screw France Come to Alam Can be bored Did I go on the ferry When I came to Ireland No you flew
Starting point is 00:20:28 Oh okay I was going to say I don't think I've ever been on a ferry Oh my god it's a hoot No I've never been on a ferry I've never been on a ferry Iron Man steam packet Ignore everything I said
Starting point is 00:20:34 on Facebook in 2008 It's great It's the dream it's a hoot yeah okay okay yeah do it'll be chaos this year because it'll be it'll be chaos this year because all it's like everywhere yeah on a rocky boat I'm like cool I'm gonna break your nose oh god um then I've got to take booer like you know yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we got we gotta go but it's gonna be great driving is like the dream driving on holiday is I can't believe I've done it and I'm so excited because it's like you can take everything
Starting point is 00:21:00 you can take all your shit yeah we're gonna take our tommy tipping machine so we can do his bottles in yeah yeah I don't need to sterilize his bottles anymore actually so don't need to take the steriliser, which is crazy. I don't sterilise anymore. Oh, my God, what a hoot? I love that you're going to fly. Oh, Tid, can we talk about my plans for the weekend? Please. I'm leaving Arlo for the first time since she was born. I'm going on a henry.
Starting point is 00:21:18 You go out? It's in this weekend. Yeah. Oh my God, I'm so excited. I know. It's going to be so fun. It's going to be a hoot. I love a hendoo. I know. I've been on one in ages. And I've organized it with these two I feel that's stressful. I know. Well, no, it's been good actually because it's been like a group of
Starting point is 00:21:35 us, which I feel like it's been, it's been stressful at times. Always. Politics, spread. Why are there so many spreadsheet people? And I feel like you're one or the other, you're a spreadsheet person and you're, or you're not. Yeah. And I'm going to obviously argue that you don't need a spreadsheet in order to be
Starting point is 00:21:50 organized. And I agree. However, the methods, go on. They just don't, they're not, like, they're not sympathetico. Like, it doesn't make for an easy life if you've got one spreadsheeter and one not spreadsheeter. There's no streamlining. No.
Starting point is 00:22:05 I hear you. So there's been a bit of commotion. Okay, I get that. I get that. What you need is like a notion board. What we've had is like so many WhatsApp messages. So many WhatsApp messages. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:22:15 I just, there's so many groups. There's the one with the bride in. There's a one with the bride and the bride. So there's the one with like the bridesmaids and the bride. Just the bridesmaids. The hen party with the bride. The hen party without the bride. It's treacherous stuff.
Starting point is 00:22:29 Yes. And she doesn't know where she's going until the day. Until the day. So you're just saying pack this, pack this. Not even telling her that, but like half of this. So me and one friend and the bride's sister are going to go down, get it all set up. Okay. And the other bridesmaid is going to pick her up with another friend, take her to a pub on the way down.
Starting point is 00:22:47 Amazing. And then. That's so exciting. Yeah, it's going to be really good. I'm planning a handy for November. Guess where we're going? We allowed to know? Yeah, yeah, yeah, she knows.
Starting point is 00:22:57 Is it like, far? Is it like, Apitha? You go to my be there? No, no. Where's very me? France, you're to Paris. Yeah. Is that your idea?
Starting point is 00:23:05 Of course it was. Of course it was. So you fit my sisters. Fuck off. Yeah, we're going to Paris. I mean, she also does want to, but I'm organising it. And I was like, how about I go to Paris? Because I lived there once.
Starting point is 00:23:16 Hellerious. What's that life like in Paris? When I was there a million years ago, it was incredible. What are you going to do? It will be very different. In fact, the place at Social Club for anyone who also lived in Paris about 15 years ago, Social Club was just like the Aps on Rex Club. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:23:34 but they've all gone now which is really tragic so I don't know what we'll do but I've still got a couple friends that live there so you know I'll just ask them for recos I hate myself I hate you too but it's so funny oh god okay well we can talk about this head next weekend because then we'll have been on it so we can talk about everything but it's so fun although yeah it's been mad leaving Arlo I just haven't done it yet oh my god yeah I know I bet you I don't know but I imagine that it will be less it'll be easier than you imagine it to be yeah I've left to Aegis now. I mean, she's pretty much talking. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:08 Like, she knows, like, I'm not worried that she's going to forget me. Do you know what I mean? Oh, no, she's not going to forget you, for sure. And it all, it might actually be good for both of you. Nah. Maybe. No. It's going to be cute. It's going to be fine. It's going to be fine. I'm really excited. I'm anxious. I've got, I've got
Starting point is 00:24:25 all this energy. It's going to be good. It's very good. I'm looking forward to it. Well, next week you can tell us all about the antics. I know. I know. And the snacks. Oh, God, It's something I just love about, like, I get a bit giddy at the thought of, like, being in charge of snacks. Like, you know when you have, like, a lot of people come to your house, which I haven't done in ages and ages, but like, if you're like, oh, come around for a barbecue. And then you get to go and you're like, oh, I'll just like, I'll just do a little thing of like, little thing of sausage rolls. And then, oh, let's have like a little sweet a jar. Yeah, that's so fun.
Starting point is 00:24:54 I love the hat bit. They're like hosting, like, laying it all out. I like that bit. I like that little nibbly bits. I always put some pretzels in a bowl. I never do it. because we can't bloody host at our house. We're not going off enough room, but I would love to host.
Starting point is 00:25:08 That's a lie. I would hate it. You'd hate to host. I'd hate it. I would like to host, but then I think... Ooh. And, but I do host quite a lot, but never all in one go. And then I think...
Starting point is 00:25:18 Yeah, that's a lot. It's quite a lot. It's quite a lot, and it puts a lot of pressure on the barbecue and... Oh, yeah. No, fuck that. You got an egg? Yeah. Really what an egg? Yeah, Alex has it. You won't use it.
Starting point is 00:25:28 You won't use it. Also, really what... Oh, no, I definitely won't... Definitely not. Also, I don't use a new. uni, but also really want one. Is that a pizza oven? Yes. Yes. You won't use it. Really want one. You won't use it? No, I definitely won't.
Starting point is 00:25:38 Because how often do you make pizza? Never. I've never made one in my life. I've literally never made a pizza. No, ever. Yeah, I... How fun. Alex has had this barbecue. My mom got it for him for Christmas and she's so sweet because every single
Starting point is 00:25:49 week, no, not Christmas, his birthday, years ago. But every single week, the green egg, send her the email, the email, the email with the recipe of the week. And every week my mom forwards it to Alex. By email. That's really sweet. I know. Does he ever make the fucking recipes?
Starting point is 00:26:04 No, he doesn't. He talks all the time about this. Oh, I did this like, make some salmon dish on the barbecue. If anyone brings up the barbecue, he's like, yeah, I did this. It's sort of like black and salmon. And I'm like, you've done it twice. And the last time was before Arlo was born. Twice is good.
Starting point is 00:26:17 I don't remember my goddaughter being there and she couldn't walk and she's now three. Twice is, I'm sorry, that's a success in my books. Well done, Alex. I'm sticking up for you on this one. Absolutely. I'm going to ask, I want a barbecue. I want a barbecue tonight, garcin. Oh, I'm in the mood for barbecue.
Starting point is 00:26:33 In the moment, actually, I know, I don't. You're sweating? Yeah, I hate it. I hate it all. I hate it. I was really sweaty this morning and I thought, this is how Alex must feel all the time. It's horrible. It's just horrible.
Starting point is 00:26:43 I've got shorts on under my dress, which just makes you so hot. We've got an aircon unit, but the aircon unit needs to go out the window. And when you've got a baby, you can't do that because it's then it's like brighter than the sun in there. Oh, I see. And I can't. Slow roasting him. Just don't know what to do.
Starting point is 00:27:00 Yeah, it's hot. I mean, he won't, I mean, I don't think it's, I don't think it's, matter at this point. He was not sleeping anyway, but like, it's ridiculous. It's just so hot. I love it. Anyway, I hate it. Don't be like this. I am like this. We've waited for months for the sun to come out. I haven't. I haven't. I've been perfectly happy. Think of the farmers. They'll be delighted. I am happy for the farmers. Right. We'll lend it at that. I thought it was good for the farmers to have wet. Not too much wet. Oh, okay. Not too much wet or else nothing. Exactly that. Okay. You can't harvest it.
Starting point is 00:27:33 So, sunshine. Okay, well, I'm happy for it. No, stop it. Stop it. It's too much excitement for something that's actually really painting me. Right. We've got to go. We've got to go.
Starting point is 00:27:45 I can't wait to catch up with you in a few days because then I can tell you all about the Hindi. Yes, and I'll tell you all about France. I'll be in France, actually, when we do the next one, I think. We work with a croissant. Nudela. Everybody hates me. I hate me, too.
Starting point is 00:28:03 I'll be bored in the island. Yeah, feeling bored. No, I'm excited. Okay. Guys, love you. See you on Monday. See on Monday. Bye.
Starting point is 00:28:14 Bye-bye now. Thank you so much for listening. Should I delete that is part of the ACAST creator network.

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