Should I Delete That? - Is It Just Me: I'm going home to Take That
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Hello and welcome back, should I delete that on the next slide.
And I'm M Clarkson.
You sound like an air.
Don't I?
I was going for newsreader.
You time like a newsreader.
Thank you.
Hello, and welcome back to you should relate that?
Let's spend the whole episode speaking that we're breaking news.
No, that is Stuart, isn't it?
I don't know, but I like this.
Drama.
Unfolding behind me.
I have a great story to share with you today.
Obsessed.
Let's hear it.
I can't do the whole thing in that.
I'll run out of everything.
I've got nothing left.
I've got an embarrassing story to share.
Okay.
And it's one that I love.
Because I just relate to it so much like this girl as me.
Hi, girls.
I've been listening to the pod from the start.
I'm actually the girl that got wine drunk and followed the lady into the toilet cubicle.
These things follow me.
And I absolutely love the direction the podcast has gone in.
Oh, thank God.
There's no turning back now.
Come too far.
We can't too far.
Oh, no, I was going for like the snowman run.
I was like, the snowman run.
It's like, you come so far.
What's that song?
Take that.
You bridge so high.
Is that take that?
Why do I think it's a snowman song?
Night in the eye.
Love that song.
You know what?
That was the.
What was it?
Lights up at the end of a nightclub.
song.
Yeah.
I spent the whole journey here listening to, I was so deep in it, you know when you go
to an artist on Spotify and you just go to like the this is and it's like all of their
songs.
I do that with the sugar babes this morning.
No regrets.
That is a good shout.
I'm listening to an acoustic version of push the button.
Who knew?
Oh, okay.
I wonder whose idea that was.
But anyway, listen to it.
They've probably had like one download in the last 10 years and they're like, who listened
to that?
You're going to get an email from Spotify.
They'd like to thank their biggest fan.
Yeah, it'll be my Spotify rat.
Anyway, I'm going to go home to take that.
That's that.
To take that.
To take that.
Oh yeah, sorry. I'm going home.
I was like, to take what?
Yeah.
To take what where?
Bill?
I love Gary Barlow.
I love this audio book.
I do.
Oh, I haven't.
What is it?
Oh, it's amazing.
It came out a few years ago.
Oh.
Oh.
Fiction?
No, no, no.
No.
He's written in an autobiography and he talks about his bad body image and his eating disorders.
Oh.
And, yeah, and like, how crazy it was being in a band.
and, like, he binged, and I think he was bulimic for a bit.
Oh.
And, like, oh, it was just, and he was amazing.
And he tells this whole story about, like, coming up and stuff with Robbie.
And I just fucking loved it.
Oh, my God.
I want to listen.
I went so deep into my take, my take that hole after that.
Oh.
Every time I played Robbie Williams during, because obviously they've made up now,
every time I played Robbie Williams when I was pregnant, oh, I went crazy.
So she's a take that early.
I love them.
I love Rob Williams.
What's not to love.
I do love Rob Williams.
He also spoke about his body image recently
Did you see it?
Yeah, I saw that.
It was really a really sad
It was really sad
About getting older as well
Yeah
And like he's kicking himself
For not being thin
Thin when he was younger
It's just mad
Really sad, yeah
It's crazy
Like we talk about the girl band
We talk about girls
But we just don't talk about
Boys enough
I know
And like of course
Boy Brown pressure
Was like so much
Like of course it was
Because I needed to have six backs
Yeah and they had to be like
like wife feet
I hate the expression
what can we call them if not wife
tauts but tank tops
vest tops yeah
like always in string vests
and like tight things
and yeah look I mean imagine
like if one of them had like had a paunch
like they'd have been given a hard time
such a hard time
oh my gosh you were trying to speak to
an ex-boyboy band member
I would love that
I mean let's shoot for the fucking stars
Gary
Gary can you imagine if Gary came on
I love him so much
I would not play it cool.
My mum would be here as well.
Yeah, I mean, Nora's like...
And my cousin, obsessed, and my auntie.
The whole white family.
Oh, God, I mean...
I never really fancied him that much.
Oh, I don't fancy him.
I just...
Gary, if you're listening, I really fancy.
I didn't mean that.
I don't know what you want to hear, but that's what we're saying, okay?
You're well not.
He just seems like such a lovely human being.
He does seem really nice.
When I listen to his book, he's got such a comforting voice.
Yeah.
Lovely, like, warm...
warm voice and he had a rough time in between take that and then the comeback didn't he yeah i think
so as well yeah god maybe i should re-listen to it maybe that's the kind of book you read twice
never run a book twice but you've got to start somewhere gary you're the one gary we've gone
massively off course here sorry sorry you should be um they love the how did we even get there
she said i love the direction it's gone in i don't understand how did we get there if you come so far
I was singing Lincoln Park.
I tried so hard and got so far.
I don't know anything about Lincoln Park.
I tell you what I think about when I think of Lincoln Park.
Oh, yeah.
Do you have watched Gossip Girl?
No, I never watched that.
Because I think he was called Lincoln Hawks.
Rufus's band.
God, they wrote a...
Oh, I love Lincoln Park.
No, what was that song?
They had the song, In Gossip Girl.
Every time you walk away, you walk and where you take a piece of me with you.
How annoyed would you be if you wrote...
Sounds awful.
No, no, it's not.
And how annoyed would you be if you wrote...
Obviously it sounds awful because I've sung it.
But imagine how annoyed would you'd be
if you wrote a really great song for a TV show
and no band ever released it
because it was just for the TV show?
Like, I think that for like...
I've just watched Daisy Jones in The Six.
It's got a whole soundtrack
of songs that were written
as if the band had written them.
But it's like, it was someone's job to write...
But they can always release them after.
No, I know, but then they'll always...
You know, they're like...
But also, it's quite a lot of pressure.
If you're talking about a great rock band,
then you've got to write songs
that a great rock band would have written.
And if you're doing that,
then wouldn't you have just given them
to a great rock band?
We need to get back to email,
but I also have a question for you
that I want to circle back to.
Okay.
But we need to get back to email,
but I do have something that I want to talk about.
Let's remind me.
So don't forget.
Don't you forget and don't I forget.
The notes in my head,
it's very clear in my head.
You all heard that.
It will be gone by the time we get that.
Remind me by TS.
Okay.
At the age of 29,
I finally passed my driving test last month.
Congratulations.
Congratulations.
Love that.
That's really tough.
Today I went to meet my mum for coffee
and confidently tutled off in my little Corsa.
I got there to find the tightest space
but thought, no, no, you've got this girl.
I did not get this.
I swerved into the space
with the immediate realisation
that I was just way too close to the car on my right.
I went to reverse and try and correct my mistake
and two men on their smoke break
frantically gestured for me to stop
and turn my engine off.
They said,
move, we're going to find the owner of this car and get them to move it so you don't
hit it. Fabulous. I then sat there like a lemon, unable to do anything while passes by gorped
at my situation. How did she get that close? How did she get that? Did she ask that? Or are you
asking that? No, no, she, the passes by were asking that. How did she get that close? Oh my God,
what a predicament. Yes, thank you. By the time the man arrived to move his car quite easily,
may I add, I feel like I definitely could have tried myself. I had 12 people, 12 people stood at the
bonnet of my car watching me just sitting there melting into my seat and able to move my honest
thought at the time was i need to send this in i'll get it you guys help me in my darkest times
love you all lucy did you go in nose first because that's bullsy as hell anyone that
like alex sometimes does it boy alex obviously not you but forward parks and i'm like the
fuck kind of confidence is that i reverse into every parking space why is that more confident
because I can't work out
when I'm driving forwards
when I'm front right
I'm in the car
in the right on the right
if I'm pulling in on the left
and parking on the left
I can't gauge how far away
my front left bonnet and tyres are
do you know what I mean?
Yeah
like that I find very hard
so I can't calculate
if I'd just like pull in
I wouldn't be able to like pull in
and like straighten up and make it perfect
I have to reverse in
because that's where I'm coming
comfortable because I've got my wing mirrors
then so I can see what to do. If you're
going in forward, you're basically going in blind
you just have to know exactly how wide your car is.
So I've never understood this. I go in front
first because in my head
and Dave the other day was like, what's you doing?
Why are you going in like that?
But if you can get in backwards
reversing, then you can get in
forwards. But it's so much easier going in
backwards. I don't know why
because you've got mirrors. So you go beyond
the space. You can't see anything, really.
Okay, but if you go forwards, you've got
drive to, like you've got to drive
to exactly the right bit
then pull it like
so then like, okay, okay, let's say we're parking on the left
turn left, pull in
and then try and straighten up but you've still got
to get the whole of the back of the car in
whereas if you're at the front
and you just reverse
you can do it in one
maybe you can do it the other way in one.
I just think it's just easier.
There's also a reason that they teach us how to do it backwards.
Yeah, I really want to know why.
Also when I say this was so much love,
we are recording this.
while still on your close friend's story
is a photo of your car
with the caption,
Did I Do Good?
And it's about three feet away from the car.
So I really feel like you're not the best advert for parking forwards.
I did the most shocking park of my life.
I just replied to it being like, you did not do good.
I did not do a good park.
It was really bad.
I know, yeah.
Just going backwards.
Okay.
We don't quite know why, but it's better.
And easier.
I do know, I'm fairly confident it's because of the mirrors.
I have an answer.
Oh, my God.
I typed it to Google, why is it easier to park in reverse?
This is the first answer that comes up.
It is due to the fact that a car pivots around the wheels that don't steer.
Excuse me?
The back ones don't steer.
Seeing that a car's front wheels turn, that means it can execute a tighter turning radius in reverse, hence easier maneuverability.
I don't understand.
That makes sense.
Does it?
Yes.
I'm glad it does feel.
So just park backwards. That's the main takeaway.
But that is the takeaway, yeah. Don't go nose in.
No.
I just think it's a special breed of confidence that allows people to park nose forwards.
I have a question.
T.S.
This is the T.S. Question.
This is the T.S. Question.
Okay.
It's a genuine, sincere question, right?
Genuinely, right, I have never followed Taylor Swift, and I've never followed her music.
Just because it's not my kind of music, right?
But I need to know why the hype around, why, I've never seen such hype around.
anyone and anything and like her concert the era's tour like I've never seen anything like it
people so desperate to get tickets like I have some theories what oh it's just a theories just
theories is not is it not something like tangible like why the I just I'd like to know I mean
I wish I could tell you why I can't no okay I have some theories yeah I'm like you I'm not
huge but my problem with Taylor Swift is not my problem with her but my problem with Taylor Swift
music I unfortunately grew up at that time like a lot of us did where it wasn't cool to like
her right and that's literally the start and finish of why I didn't like her because I wanted to
be cool okay it's fucking tragic okay because I tried too hard to be cool so I didn't let myself
like Taylor Swift even though love story was undeniably a fucking banger okay I digress I think
and again just theories because I'm not part of the hype either
But I do think she gave permission.
And if any Swifties are listening, I'm happy to be corrected.
But I think a few things.
Like, first of all, she gave permission to a lot of women or girls.
Yeah.
To be very, like, unapologetic in their, like, love for love
and, like, real want of, like, a fairy tale, happy ending.
Do you know what I mean?
Like, it's very...
Right.
Not whimsical, but at the beginning, it was...
It was very, like, country music, but it was very genuine and raw and, like, I want to be loved.
I want love stories.
Like, I want, like, I mean, you belong with me.
It was a bit, I think she was, it wasn't great because it was like, she wears short skirts, I wear a t-shirts, a bit of a bit of a pickney energy.
Okay.
But generally speaking, it was like, I felt like she kind of gave a lot of permission to how a lot of young girls feel.
Okay.
And I think famously throughout history, the things that young girls like have been laughed at.
And I think Taylor Swift is a really good example of somebody that a lot of people were very passionate about.
Yeah.
That she then got ridiculed.
And I think those people now feel very vindicated to see the amazing journey that she's been on.
And again, I'm putting, because I don't know, but I do feel like people that have been with her through the beginning.
Because she has been through a lot.
And I think what Kanye did to her at the VMAs,
was huge.
Yeah, it was so bad.
So bad.
So bad.
Now I'm older, I'm like, she was 19.
Horrendous.
Horrendous.
Yeah.
And I think like the more bad stuff that's happened to her, the more people that have ended up in her corner.
Do you know what I mean?
Okay.
And I also think like people use her as an example a lot of like the media's gaslighting.
And like, you know, Jamila Jamil always excites her as like a really good example of like none of us
liked her for no real reason other than that the press always painted her as something.
Okay.
And she always sung about, like, you know, she had lots of boyfriends, basically.
You know, she always sung, she was always connected to a lot of, like, high-profile men.
And I think people always gave her really hard time.
The press gave her really hard time for that.
And I think she's always stayed pretty out of drama and kept her nose clean and just been a good person.
And I just think every time something bad has happened to her in the press, the Swifties have felt more and more defensive of her.
That's nice.
That's kind of how I feel.
Now I'm like, looking at it.
And now she's like in her 30s.
And I just think people have been there since the beginning.
Yeah.
She's been to her a lot.
She's had all of her different eras.
And the snake era.
Was it redemption?
Yes, I do remember that.
It was after the Kim Kardashian thing, wasn't it?
Yeah.
Yeah.
And she's actually made some fucking great music.
Like the man, the song The Man, is so good.
It's so good.
And she writes all of her music, doesn't she?
Yeah.
and like all of it herself.
Yeah, yeah.
And it sounds like she's a really nice person as well.
Yeah. And she put herself, she politicised herself, which a lot of female artists.
She's one of the first, not one of the first ever to do it, but in this sort of current social media climate.
And I think she was advised a lot, I watched a documentary.
I think she was advised kind of not to do it.
And then she went very hard like Team Hillary.
I think she played at one of Hillary's rallies.
Okay.
So I don't know.
I just feel like she's kind of always been on the side of.
good, but I think every bad thing that's happened to her, her people have felt more defensive
of her somehow. So it's not necessarily to do with her music? I think people also love her music.
Yeah, okay. And yeah, I mean, yeah, I mean, it's not really massively, but I missed big chunks of
it. For some reason, I thought you were a Swifty. I thought you're like, not a Swifty Swifty Swifty.
There's something about me that does scream that. I do get that. I thought you just really,
I thought you really liked her. I do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I mean, I've got no,
No, but I just thought you were a fan
Not, not a fan
No, no, I'm not a fan
Especially because I saw a thing that she's like
She gave bonuses to everyone on the tour
Like not just like the high up people
Like absolutely everyone who was on the tour
And she gave them all handwritten letters
I love that
I know, she just seems like a really good person
She's got her little cats
Yeah
Yeah, she has had a hard time in the press
Stan
I don't love her music
But that's just because I just don't like her music
But some of it's
But this is the interesting thing about her music
It's just so much of it.
So some of it's like, there's a lot of country stuff, which isn't really for me.
But then there's some more like...
Poppy, doppy.
Yeah.
I don't know why I said doppie.
No, I don't know either, but I went with it.
Oh, yeah, there's a new lyric and it said...
Well, not new.
It came out last year, but it says...
The only lyric I'm confused by it, and she says,
everybody is a sexy baby and I'm a monster on the hill.
And I sing it a lot, but I'm like, what is that?
I like it.
Yeah.
I like it.
Sometimes I feel like everybody is a sexy baby and I'm a monster on a hill.
I like that.
I just don't get it.
But I don't know who to ask
I've never known who to ask
What I'm gathering is that
like she's unapologetically
uncool
I don't think you can say she's uncool
Sorry
I thought that's what you said
Because she's like not typically cool
And she's leaned into that
And like showed her the girls
It's okay not to be typically cool
Maybe
I don't know if she's
I don't know what's cool anymore
Al I'm old
No I don't
I think she's very cool now
I definitely remember
When Love Story came out
And like that the first
Country album
oh yeah um
Romeo take me
someplace we can be alone
I love you and that's all I really
yeah that's that's last story
my song for a minute
my head for ever now
did you not see the amount of people
getting engaged at her concerts on TikTok
no but oh my god so many people
keep getting engaged
and then it gets and then she like she sings
the lyrics like got down on one knee
and said marry me Juliet
and the amount of guys at the concert
your TikTok algorithm will have heard me
and not show you one later
I'm fucking out
but yeah I see them all the time
Oh, that was the song that everyone did the skateboard thing too.
Yeah, I remember that, I remember.
Yeah, so I think when those songs came out at the beginning
and you belong with me and like, there were a couple of others.
When they came out, I remember, this is, okay, I have an admission.
And I'm not proud of this, but I remember finding it on my brother's iPod when he was 13
and teasing him for it.
And I went, you like Taylor Swift.
Oh, you cruel woman.
I know, I know.
And he actually said the other day, age 207, he's like, she's got some great music.
I was like, she does.
And I apologise.
And it's all done herself.
That is really cool.
Yeah.
Okay.
So I don't know.
I hope that I think her army of like Swift needs,
I think they've really been through it with her.
Yeah.
They stuck up against Kanye.
I love that.
Against the Kardashians.
They've been on her side.
Also,
that music video that he did.
Get,
with her body,
like her naked body in bed.
What is it called?
Yeah.
I made that bitch famous.
Yeah.
It's cool famous that song.
It's called famous.
Yeah.
And it's him in bed with all the people.
And it's like Donald Trump.
and Kate and Jenner.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It wasn't actually her, was it in the video?
No, no, no, it was just models.
It was naked model, like, some wax works.
And, like, leave her alone.
I do just think Disney were alone.
I don't know.
She was literally 19.
I feel like for, like, you should want to leave that alone as well, you know?
I wouldn't try and, like, continue that.
No.
It's icky.
It's really icky.
Yeah, bad vibes.
Yeah, I just feel like everybody that's in her corner is just,
they've got reason to be there and they're just fighting for her.
Love that.
I love that.
I mean, who did I see the other day?
I think I saw a meme,
and it was like, at this point,
Barbie and Taylor Swift
are, like, single-handedly
holding up the economy.
Literally.
Literally.
Barbie stuff has calmed down now, thank God.
I was getting, like,
fever pitch.
Like, I can't take any more Barbie.
It's just everywhere.
And, like, I'm so easily influenced.
I started to, like, everything was pink,
you know?
Yeah, your nails are pink.
My nails are still pink.
Was that on purpose?
It was on purpose.
But, no, it.
It was, I was influenced.
Yeah, you are easily influenced.
Oh, very, yeah, very, very.
Marketer's dream.
Yeah, I am too.
I bought one of those sequin mushrooms the other day,
like a disco bowl mushroom.
You need to watch.
It's not like it was in the pictures.
You need to watch Barbie.
Do you want to take my baby?
And I'll go.
Sure.
Alex keeps saying to me, it's like, I'll just take her.
You just have to go to cinema by yourself.
And I'm like, but I've got so many other things to do.
I know.
And he's like, you need to prioritize yourself.
I'm like, I'll go for a run.
Yeah, I wouldn't say that that.
is like number one prioritised.
In which case, then do it.
I just don't have the time.
And I hate people that say they don't have the time
because there's always time.
But cinema is quite a specific thing to have the time for
because you have to be able to go.
Yeah, sit in the dark room, not be on your phone.
So you're uncontactable.
So it's two hours off work.
Yeah.
My boobs will be hemorrhaging milk.
And yeah.
And I'm by myself.
And I'm like, how many of my friendships am I
like hanging on by a three?
red because I'm abandoning them to rear a human and I'm just going to be like okay so I've got
this free time all of a sudden and I'm just going to sit by myself for two hours I mean I would
come with you but I don't think I can watch it again I know you didn't like it and I actually
don't want to talk to you about that but I have heard that second time's better that's like sex
yeah I get well I yeah I mean lucky um yeah lucky people watching it twice tell me just give me a
an opposite. I mean, I feel like I can understand the general premise.
I've listened to the soundtrack a lot.
A hundred percent. And seen all the meat. Like, you've definitely...
I've basically been there. You've seen it in America Ferreira's monologue, so you've seen
it all. I haven't seen that. Are you not seen it? Oh my God, it's been everywhere.
I've seen it. People have quoted it everywhere. No, I have, but just to see us out,
I have an incredibly niche.
Love it. Oh, love it. And I feel like it's a bit of you. Oh, yeah.
Hi, gang. She's also asked me kept anonymous, which I love when you hear what it is that she's
got annoyed about because I really feel like you didn't need.
who's been on, I'm spoken. Sadly, no time for pleasantries because I'm currently at work
and I am fuming. This may be very petty, is it just me? But I feel like I can't be the only one.
Yeah, you're speaking out of language. He gets irrationally angry at people looking things up
when I've just said, I'm looking it up. Some examples, when you're talking about a TV show
or a celebrity and say something like, I'll just look up how that was rated or, oh, I'm going
to Google how old he is. And they get their phone out to look it up at the same time.
We were making plans and say, I'll just have a look at the forecast, and they go to get the forecast up too.
The most recent example was just now during a work meeting when we were discussing timings for something and I said, I'll look up the turnaround for a process.
As I'm copying the guidance to paste it into the chat, my colleague read it out, having looked it up when I said I would.
I know in reality there is no negative impact on me and it's not people being intentionally dismissive,
but it just feels so frustrating to me and I can never say anything because it's petty as fuck other than to my partner when he does it because I feel like I can be my pettiest self with him.
God, this girl is you.
I also just want to give a quick disclaimer
that I'm not weirdly slow at Googling things
and I don't have a track record
of giving incorrect information.
Please tell me I'm not the only one
that finds this infuriating.
Do you get her?
No.
I have something to confess.
Go on.
I think I'm the person that annoys her.
Not her person.
I think I do that.
I want the information too.
I get jealous.
Like if Alex is like, I'm going to Google it.
I Google it too.
If it's like how tall
was he? I'm like, and Katia's googling something, she's like, I'll Google it too. I like
knowing me, I don't know why. Do you want the answer in your own hands? I think so. Okay, I get that.
No, but clearly it's not a good thing because this poor anonymous sender, many of his name, and I get it.
And I actually, I really don't like it about myself when I do it, because I'm like, just be patient, just be patient. I'll get the information.
Also, it doesn't matter that much. Like, how tall, like how many times in my life have I Googled, how tall is Tom Hardy? It doesn't fucking matter.
But I Google it all the time.
He's 5' at 7.
I finally remembered.
Is he?
Yes.
No.
Yes.
That's Tom Cruise height.
I know.
That's why we call Bisto Tom Hardy.
Because he's like short and stucky.
Oh my God, I didn't know that.
Yeah.
Wow.
Yeah.
What I don't love is when, I mean, they have every right to do it because I'm shit.
But when I say something, like a fact, some people are like, oh my God, really?
Go to Google it.
Wow.
And then they'll be like, oh, yeah.
I know people do that for me too, but that's fair enough.
Like, unlike this girl, we don't have good track records.
Like, we have bad track record.
I get what she's saying.
I get that that's annoying.
And I definitely do it too.
So I'm just going to apologise.
Like, I'm going to...
Sorry, anonymous girl.
I'm going to endeavour to be more patient.
But then I get annoyed because if I say to Alex, what's the weather forecast?
And he'll check it and he'll go, like, high's the 16 degrees.
I'm like, and what the cloud's saying?
What's the wind speed?
Yeah, I'm with you.
What have we got at two, three, four, five.
I don't want to know the height.
I want to know the journey.
But also, if someone's good.
How tall is Tom Hardy?
It's going to come up in metres.
I don't know metres,
so I always have to do a conversion
and I want to know how tall someone is.
So I have to go 1.8.
I do now know that 1.7 metres.
No, I think he is 1.
Maybe he's 1.8 metres
because I always have to do the conversion
because I literally Google how to...
I want to know how many times
I've Googled how tall is Tom Hardy.
Tell me who's surprisingly short.
Who?
Rish Sunak.
Is it?
Al, have you not seen all the photos?
No.
Oh my God.
So his team, his PR team, perspective.
Okay, his PR team clearly are aware that his height is something maybe that he's insecure about.
Because all the photos of him, right, he's not a very tall man.
No.
Like, which is weird because in my imagination, he's quite a tall man.
He's really not.
The amount of press photos of him where they put him on the top stuff.
Or like, hang on, it's like, hang on, look, they very often do this,
but they'll put him at like the top step or like right at the front of an image
so that he looks.
But he's, I know, he's not too.
I know, but actually I find that like the, I get, I find that really interesting
about like how how we equate height in men with like, power.
Yeah.
Because when I imagine him, because I know that he's a powerful man now,
whether or not whatever I think of him is a politician,
he is arguably the most powerful man here.
Yeah.
So I imagine him to be a tall man.
Same.
And then when I see him, then Donald Trump's not very tall.
No, he doesn't give off tall energy.
Putin's not very tall.
No, I don't, yeah.
I saw her TikTok last night, this girl who lives in L.A.,
and she was like, oh my God, I went to Soul Cycle on,
Santa Monica Boulevard
or something. And she was like, and it was
a Taylor Swift special class.
Like they were only playing Taylor Swift music.
So much of Daniel.
And then I arrived
and like it's really like sometimes
Jay-Z and Beyonce show up to do their own classes
and you know celebrities are always there.
So I thought Taylor Swift was there because there was like
members of the Secret Service all around and bodyguards
and it turns out it was Rishi Sunak
doing the class. How disappointed
would you be? You thought it was Taylor Swift.
And as an American as well it's like
Who is that?
I've ended up just clicking on this article.
So,
5'7, Sunak,
yeah, Sunak's 5'7 foot 7.
Okay.
So is Shultz.
Who?
Emmanuel Macron and Vladimir Putin,
they're all 5'7.
Oh, my God.
And then Zelensky is 5'6.
And you wouldn't imagine that.
Yeah, I imagine, again, Zelensky,
because he's, like, such a powerful force at the moment
and, like, you know, obviously, like, epic.
You just imagine him.
And obviously, it's not something.
wrong with being short but I just think it's really interesting
like the picture that society paints
and you can literally use Ricky
Ricky to his mates
Rishi Sunaq is a really good example
of how they are trying
to portray him as being tall
than what he is. So interesting.
So interesting. I don't think
Prince Charles is very tall. I wonder how tall Boris Trump's
isn't it so funny that you can have this whole idea of somebody
like you can follow someone online
or in the news or whatever
and have no concept of how tall they are?
How tall do you think Boris Johnson is?
Five for 11.
No, five for ten, five for ten.
Okay, hang on.
Five for eight and a half.
Is he?
Goodness me, this is interesting.
You'll know something fun.
You know Greg from Succession.
Yeah.
He's six for eight.
No, he's not.
And Tom, from Subfession, is six foot five.
So those two together are so tall,
because Greg makes Tom look short.
He does, yeah.
And then you see the two of them together.
next to Logan, who's like five-foot-five or something.
I love them both.
I love Greg and Tom so much, so much.
Oh my God, so I found myself in a, sorry if you don't watch Succession,
but I found myself in a succession talk, but I'm in Tom's talk specifically,
and they've made him, like, first traps, they've made him fit.
It's really confusing to me.
Yeah, he wasn't, he wasn't, and now I'm in there, and I'm like, oh my God, do I fancy Tom?
He's British?
Yes, he is.
Have you seen the interview of him where he's talking about how he learned his accent?
Yeah, I know.
I know.
Stunning.
Like, what a baby?
He's married to Keely Hors, who I love.
Yeah.
She's gorgeous.
Yeah.
And I just really feel like a fantasy in that.
That's weird.
Not bad.
I was trying to get her on the podcast, so don't say that.
No, it's good.
We're going to, like, just like we did with Susie Wollf, we fucked ourselves there.
And I'm still trying for Susie.
My friend's interviewing for his podcast next Thursday, so I'm going to be like,
slig on that.
My number.
Please.
Right.
Watch this space.
For nothing to appear.
No Gary Barlow.
No Susie Wolve.
and no Tom from Succession.
No time.
Yeah.
No Keeley.
But big dreams.
Yeah.
But maybe Reber will come back.
You never know.
Lull.
Tragic.
The rejected still stings.
Okay.
We will see you.
On Monday.
On Monday.
Bye.
Love you.
Bye.
Thank you so much for listening.
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