Should I Delete That? - Is It Just Me: It's in the game

Episode Date: February 23, 2023

In this week’s Is It Just Me? the girls discuss Al's dream life, video games and unfortunate places to feel a bit under the weather...Follow us on Instagram @shouldideletethatEmail us at [e-mail] & edited by Daisy GrantMusic by Alex Andrew Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello, hello, how you doing? Good. Good, da. Gooder than you. Okay, so some topic, it won't be topical by the time this comes out because we're like a week behind, but that's fine with the millennials, we can do what we want. We don't have to be on the button every minute of every day. I just want to talk about the fashion show. with the lion.

Oh my God. Snow leopard. Kylie Jenner. And the wolf. Yeah. Yeah. And Kylie and the model. And like what then?

And dojika. And then they're showing up in the same room. Fashion is so weird, Al. So weird. Like is it just me that I just, I can't. So, I don't. I found it weird when Kim Kardashian wore the all black outfit that went over her shoes

and over her head. Like they're just like a big pair of tights over her whole body. Yeah. And I found this weirder. Um. I think I found Kim weirder. The weird was Doja Cat. More stressful.

Oh, Doja Cat. Sorry. It made me feel so sick to my stomach. All those little crystals on her face made me go funny in a way that I cannot describe. Funny. Blesser. Imagine the patience. I can't.

Like, I just, I find fashion. And how do you know? Like, because the thing is, you can hit it so well. And people are like, what? Because arguably, objectively, objectively. Doja Cat looked sick. Like you might hate it, but it's so cool. It made me feel funny inside, but she did look really cool.

Who decides that that's cool? Because imagine if you did that. Like imagine you go to like so much effort to do something like that. Like the Kim K, like all the black thing, or like whatever, you do it. Like, and then you get there and then everyone's like, what the fuck? Like you're wearing that. And then like you sit next to the person. They're like, oh my God, what are you wearing?

Imagine. If I have heels on where I'm, and I'm going somewhere where I'm not sure, other people are going be wearing heels my anxiety is high same high imagine turning up you've got to back yourself because you know that no one else is going to wear anything similar like the whole lion on you I mean

then but then someone else was wearing something similar but yeah like you've got to be so afraid in the car like so anxious and all your security and everyone around you if you're like that level of famous and stuff everyone around you is going to tell you that you look really good of course no one's going to say anything else everyone's going to be like oh my god it's inspired it's amazing it's iconic yeah And you know they're blowing smoke up your ass because you know in your heart that you look

coconuts and then you've got to get out the car and everyone's like, I actually don't want to be safety susan about this, but there is no way that Kylie was able to wear a suit belt, a seatbelt with that. With the lion. With the lion. No way. That's very true actually. And how else would she arrive at the venue? That's quite the hospital like situation, imagine. Why don't you're wearing a seatbelt?

Well, I had a lion on my shoulder. Seabot was the least of my worries. But we do need to stress it was a fake lion It was a fake lion I thought shit in my DMs So did I Did you? Okay good I thought it was just me

Yeah I did I took it down Because I couldn't handle Yeah the DMs Oh my God Yeah Such a pussy I'm such a pussy

I kept it up I wanted the heat I know I did I addressed it actually Because it's like I get it Like it's kind of rank For the trophy killing

Yeah But also it wasn't a real lion Also I didn't wear it Like, I'm just sharing a funny TikTok. Yeah. Like, I'm really getting to the point of my life where I just think, like, don't hate the player, hate the game, you know? Yeah, I love.

Did they say that in EA games? In law? No, no, no, no, no, they don't. What do they say at the beginning of EA games? It's the sport. It's the sport, yeah. What's the EA games? You've never had brothers and it shows.

Like, it's like FIFA. Like, it's like all the games, like the platform. It's called EA games. Okay, I don't know. Which always makes me think of like me and you or me and Alex. like all the A's in my life. E.A. Yeah.

And those are my initials now as well. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So every time I say it, I'm like, EA and then I'm like, it's in the, that's how they get, EA, it's in the game. There we go. Or is it in the sport. I'm panicking.

Hang on. EA, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. That's what I'm, there you go. Sports, it's in the game. Yeah, that's why it was changed me. Daisy leaves the room for literally not more than four minutes. It comes back in. A sports, it's in the game.

Oh my God, yeah. I can't, I actually can't remember where we came from. No, God me neither, no idea. Game. Oh yeah, don't hate the play, I hate the game. Yeah, I just sometimes think, I'm like, please, please don't be angry with me for this. Oh, yeah, yeah.

This is not my, this is not my war. And don't ask me to fight it. No. Like, it's just silly. But yeah, I, play video games when you were younger. Yes. What did you play?

But I got dicted quite quick. so they had to be limited. They had to be, what'd you call it, rationed to me. What were they? Anything I could get my hands on, really. I had a Nintendo. Oh, you're so cute.

I bet you were the most intense little kid. Were you pushing, were you grab it? Were you quite like, give me, give me. I was just quiet and obsessive. Nice. And I can't even remember what it was. I played, like, it wasn't, was it Mario. Yeah, it was Mario, but not Mario Kart.

That's too old. Too young. So Donkey Kong. But probably. I've got a book for you. Actually, I've got a book recommendation for you. Really?

Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow. It's fiction. Okay. It's Y-A, so it's super easy to read. Okay. It's really good, but it's just about gaming.

In a really weird way, like I don't care about gaming. I'm not a gamer. Yeah. But it's actually just really good and adorable. Oh, okay. As a fiction book, you'd find it quite easy to read.

Oh, okay. I might get that. Yeah. Add it to my list. I liked it. I've looked for on the very book. I've looked for on the very. Yeah.

I think, I always wonder, like, how much I'd have done if I hadn't had my brother. Yeah. Because we played a lot, like, my dad as well, but we played a lot of, like, James Bond. So fun. Like the night, I can't I just call, fuck we, night, not nightlife, that's the Sims. I also played a lot of Sims. The Sims, play, yeah, I enjoyed the Sims. Did you used to cringe when you made your Sims woo-hoo?

I used to make Katty, oh my God, when Katia, so Katia's five years younger than me, and when we'd play the Sims, she always tells the story so much better than me but I'd always be really scared that if mum knew that they could have sex that she wouldn't let me play and she definitely wouldn't let Katia play with me so whenever we'd play

we'd always play on like mum worked from home so she had like a desktop computer and we'd play on that and I'd always make her shut that she was only like four I must have been like yeah like 10 or whatever and I'd always make her like shut the door to the office

and I'd be like we're going to make them woohoo quick close the door because I'd be really scared that if mom would come in to be like what are they doing they're woo-hooing you can't do this this isn't age appropriate and then I'd lose the game so cute woo-hoo yeah and then there's like Finn like shooting the head of like a million like zombies in call the duty and then I'm worrying that I'm going to get busted for woo-hooing my sims very different the rooms were next to each other and we were just living very different lives the sims was a bit slow for me, I've got to say. It was a bit unexciting. I was kind of like pick up the pace guys, you know. Everything, they took a while to turn around and to like get to the door.

You can put them in fast forwards. But when you do that, you run a risk because they start needing the loo so much faster, needing showers so much faster, needing feeding so much faster. And it's a very frantic situation. Yeah, that sounds intense. Like sometimes if you fast forward them at night to make the night go fast, but one of them's woken up, you don't realize that they're basically dying on your watch and they've just died and fast forwards. Oh, wow. People used to just do some funky shit. You know you could put them in the pool and then take away the stairs. That's evil. Or you could put them in a room and remove the door. That's evil. And then you just watch them die.

That's, oh my God. People are inherently like this thing wrong with us. Yeah, yeah. Because why would that even be an option? I mean, literally, why did my brother play a whole, it's called Nazi zombies? And that was like a whole, it's a franchise. Like, it's huge. Like, there's something's so wrong with everybody. Look at Grand Deft Auto. When I played that, did you ever play that? No. Oh my God. The safety Susan and you came out in me when I played Grand Theft daughter too because it's a game do you know the premise no oh my god I would die to watch you play this game we're going to play we're going to play my maternity leave is just going to be

us playing grand theft daughter it's going to be i'm going to get a playstation just so we can do this it's going to be so good oh my god oh my god you never played this okay the grand theft or two okay this is how it works yeah you'll drop somewhere in a city yeah all you have to do is wreak fucking havoc. You want to steal a car, steal it. Want to kill someone? Kill them. Want to run over a bunch of people, run them over. You've got objectives. I didn't really know what the objectives are, but you just wreak havoc. You just get in the car and fuck shit up. I mean, it's actually super bad from a moral perspective because there's a lot of like you can just get a stripper and you just, you can like hire a prostitute, then you murder. It's really bad. Oh my God. Yeah,

it's super bad. It's like it's super toxic for actually the state of the world. I think a lot of people have done like psychology looking at how teenage boys getting so much more violent because of it. But whenever I used to play, I used to just want to just live, you know, live the clean life. I would, I would take, I would, I would, I would, I would steal a car because I didn't have time to go and buy one because that's not really an option on Grand Theft or two. Okay. But I wouldn't steal a car from like a person. I'd just steal a car from like the side of the road. Yeah. And I just really try and drive it, stick in my lane. Um, maybe stop off and get some sweets. Yeah, yeah, go Starbucks drive through. Like I would try, but it's actually very hard to not break

the law. Okay. transpires, but that's, that's where the fun came for me in not breaking the law. Couldn't let me be like, this is so boring, like watching. But yeah, you can still like helicopters and stuff. It's insane. That sounds really fun. Yeah, okay, I'm going to get us ground theft or two. It's not the turn anyone thought this would take, but that's where we're going to go.

Do you know, I used to play, and I would love if someone can remember what this is for me, because I can't, but it was like, it was like a little alien, weird, creepy little alien that kind of looked like Dobby. Cute? What did he do? Details are vague, actually. Can't really remember. But I just know that I couldn't sleep for thinking about this game, just obsessed with this game. And I can never, and we've talked about it with my sisters since, and I cannot, for the life of me, remember. But the vision of it, this little alien in his rags, honestly looks like Dobby.

Is it not ET? And I can, no, it wasn't ET, but similar to that, looks like that. Just the image, I've just got it in my head. It just all feels so nostalgic. I played noddy on a desktop, very, like this must have been like 1998 or seven. Like it was a very like, very old computer. What's noddy?

Noddy, the cartoon. Noddy. Noddy. Noddy. Noddy. Noddy. Oh my god, I used to have nightmares about the goblins in Noddy.

Hang on. Noddy. Oh, what? Is that Noddy? Yeah, it rings a, It rings a bell. But he rings a bell. Noddy. Noddy.

Oh, he's been modernised. Noddy. Noddy. Yeah? Oh my God, that looks so fun. No, I can't, I don't really. But what you just showed me that video, like, I wish that that's what real life was like.

You see that meme recently, it's going around recently. It's like... That's sort of 2D. What were you... You know, you are in half. why what were your expectations of life it's like you know from a cartoon yeah I love that because I used to like the Simpsons game I used to play as well do you have play that on

the Nintendo oh god the nostalgia um and I play the sleeping beauty game and you're right and everything just everything's like a lovely pale pale color yeah quite calm little post office and you lived in this little town you got a little post office a little like news agent yeah a little doctors a little hospital you need to move to a smaller town town. That's what you need to do. I think so. You need to be to a village. You need to live in Hoovill. That's where you have to go.

In the Grinch. You need to go and live in Hoosville. Okay. Well, I'll find you a new house. I'm going to location, location, location you. Would you mind if I'm moved to Carmel by the city? Could probably still Zoom? I'd actually be really happy for you. And I feel like Dave would absolutely not thrive. I don't think the US is the place for him.

I don't think so. I think everybody's way too happy and their deep are all too white. I don't think he'd like it much at all. Yes, it would be stressful. Agree. Okay, so I'm going to lower the tone. That's what we're for.

That's what we're here for. I went to Brighton recently and I was sick on the seafront, which is fine. I've been sick so many places now. I'd barely bat an eyelid. Yeah. But I did share a thing on my Instagram

asking where the best place that people have got emptier has been. So that counts out of sickness, poops and wheeze and I shared a bunch of them on social media but I saved a lot as well just for you thank you and for me okay excellent and just for the good of the group the one where you said nugget really upset me do you never no do you never to call your poohs little nuggets no that's horrible since I've been

pregnant I've been pooing like a lamb like I'm just really lacking the nutrition to have like a good poo so I felt like they're just like firing out nugs Just, yeah, like, I wish they were firing out. No, you wouldn't even force them out. It's the whole thing. Oh, I don't have strep B. You know the thing I had to put the thing up my bum for? Excellent news.

I don't have strep B. Yeah, really good news. Really good news. I thought I got the text this morning. I thought everyone would be delighted. Congrats. No worries. Okay.

Sorry. I don't know if you taught me to list these off. Yeah. Barrel them. Okay, so I'm going to barrel through these. And I want this to be with the sole aim of making everybody feel better. about every bad thing they've ever done. Because I can't tell you how many thousands of people

have had accidents. This person was sick out the window of a moving black cab. This person pissed themselves in her boyfriend's car. This person was sick on the gates of Buckingham Palace. This one had both ends in a Paris hotel bathtub. Husband was on the toilet. We both had extreme diarrhea vomiting. Oh my God.

That is so bad. This one behind Morrison's, Crout down at 10pm for a wee and a poo came out too. That's, that's a disaster. Where's your control? Oh, God, this one peed on Space Mountain in Disney World Florida. Oh my goodness. The Paris one.

Oh my God. So she's in the bathtub. It's coming out of both ends and he's on the toilet. Yeah. Imagine the lack of dignity in that little bathroom. Ooh, this girl was sick down the inside of her own top on a night out so she didn't have to tell anyone. I'm obsessed with that, obsessed with that.

But there's no way that wouldn't come through. Well, yeah. I don't think she thought, like, I don't. Unless she was wearing like a showered jumper. Or like, what did they? We used to wear them in like 2007, the ones that really came in at the bottom, sort of pillowed at the top and then had like a sort of tight little waistband.

Maybe she was in one of those. Oh my God, I love that. And a huge like balloon sleeves. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, you used to love those. Yeah, you'd probably be fine. You could just be sick in the sleeve and it would all just get cool. That's horrible.

Fine, yeah. This woman pooped in labour she didn't realise and then trod on it when she stood up. I'm really looking forward to that. Yay. This, oh no, this person vomited in a dog's bowl at a house party and sobbed with guilt.

That's got you written all over it. Oh my God, this person shapped themselves sitting in the front row of a fashion show. Whoa. Whoa. More details. What kind of fashion show? Yeah.

Who? Oh my God. Did anyone notice? Oh, sure. Oh my God. Everyone shat themselves. This one pooed her pants in Budapest. I like that it's just in the city.

She just did it in the city. Oh, bless her. This one had diarrhea against a tree. Pouda rest. Sorry I said that too. That was terrible. Oh no. No. Have you ever done this? This one blocked her boyfriend's family toilet. There was no brush. So she had to use her hand to get it to go down. Oh, mate. That's really bad. That is bleak.

Not much triggers the gag reflex because I've got really good at training myself to like not be sick. That is really bleak. But only with pity. I'm not being sick for you. I'm not judging you. I'm just putting myself in your shoes and I feel sick with. stress that you had to do that. Yeah, so we say this with a lot of love because that is a bad day. That's desperate times, isn't it? Bad day. Oh. What do you do?

Like, karate chop it. Like, how do you make it? Punch it. You know, what are you doing? Oh my gosh, she's like touched her own poo. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Have you ever touched her own poo?

I don't think of so. I had to poop in a tray once. It was a bit obscene. Oh, yeah. Apparently when I was little I used to get up my nappy off and try and smear poo all over the walls But see, weird kid

I used to do it to my sister as well Weird Al I try and get the beer out of her nappy Smeary on the walls Oh my but you tried to get her shit I mean I think I was like Extremely young But yes weird

Very weird Yeah yeah Not normal So you were trying to get like her poo out her nappy Yeah I just thought it was funny You're trying to steal her poo Yeah It's kind of obscene

I know Wow I did kind of try and kill her as well You put her in the washing machine didn't you? No! What? Jesus!

Why do I think that about you? Why is that? Why does that come to my mind? So quickly as well. What does you do? Well... If you say dishwasher, it's not the defence you think it is. No, no, Jesus.

No, I think I just sat on her face. Wow. I know, it was quite bad. I was literally like one and a half, but a little bit older, but not much. Not only two. Wow. I know.

try to smother her anyway with your butt cheeks yeah literally with your funny shaped bomb crack yeah my dodgy bum crack that's how she knows

the shape of it she's seen it up close and personal oh my goodness I just think you're not having my baby's poo you stay away you keep your hands away

oh funnily enough I've thrown out of that yeah well you would say that wouldn't you 34 years later you're a little weird oh no

this girl says her father-in-law was in the shower, so she had to poo in the cat litter tray and then empty it immediately. Oh my God. You know what, though? That's a really good, if you're in a bind, pooing, pooing in the cat litter tray is actually a pretty good,

it's a pretty good out. I do not have a cat. No, same. It's not going to work for me. If it happens to be a cat in the household. Alex would be like, why is there a cat litter tray in? Who does this enormous poo? Because surely not.

No one's going to believe in a seat. human-sized turn has come out of a cat. Why have you got a fucking, like, leopard? It's fine, you'd be fine, your little nuggets. Yeah, that's true, my little lampoo, yeah. Oh my God, I could go and poo in the garden now, and Alex would be like, oh, look, a fox has been. Like, they're so small.

So small. Gross. No, this girl wet herself in a piano lesson on the stool while she was sitting right next to the teacher. And they've got the little velvet cushions. Oh, no. She must have been scared. Bless her, that's really sweet.

Maybe I teach her sorry, but this one was. sick in her knickers after not making it to Lou on a messy night out. Oh my god. This girl shout herself while she was being patted down at airport security. What? That's so bad. Oh no. I like that I don't have very much content. I don't like that. I like that I just have a little bit. I need to know. Airport security. Security. Security. Security. The thing is a lot of these people have hyper-emesis and they're just like throwing up in all these places. And I'm like, You know what, I've been with you. I like these drunk ones.

These are fun. Oh, no, this person projectile vomited with such force that her face mask came off with it all. Oh, God. That's actually kind of amazing. Catapulted. Oh, gross. It must have been really heavy when it landed like a little sack.

We were in the car, actually. I was just remembering this is actually so fucking cruel. But we were in the car, us five, the kids in the car. and mum and dad had gone to the supermarket and one of my little sisters was saying, I really need a poo, guys, and she was sat in the very back. And we were like, you'll be fine.

And she was like, guys, I really, she's like, guys, I really need a poo. And me and Jen were like, you'll be fine. Like, hold on to it. They'll be back soon, like, don't be a wimp, hold it in. And she was like, no, I really need it. And obviously didn't listen to her. And the poor thing, like, pooed herself.

Poohed herself. She shut the car. Oh, no. What do you do? My dad was like, one of you two is sitting back in her seat because you didn't let her go the loo. Fair enough. Which is fair enough.

Ample punishment. So Jen, Sider. Not me. It's like, not for me. I'm the eldest. Was there poo on the... No, it was in her knickers, but understandably none of us wanted to sit in the seat. No.

No. I'm actually amazed. I think we did talk about this early doors in the podcast, but I'm amazed by how many people have pooed themselves. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's a thing. It happens. It happens.

Yeah. Shit happens, literally. But it did make me feel better to see how many people that it did happen to. I reckon Dave's got a shit yourself story. I'm sure he does. Your husband days? Isn't Dave that shat himself on the flight to America? Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. That we all know about. I'm sure there's more. He's very urgent with his poos. Like when he needs it, he needs it immediately. And if we don't, like, it's like got to run home, like fast. It's coming out. This person had to do a poo on a windowsill, sticking her bum out of her own window.

Why? In what, like, in what led to that? See, I don't like the lack of context in these. What series of events led her to being like, led her to having no option but to shove her ass out her own window and poo on her own window sill? There must have been, like, did you not have a bin? Or a toilet. Or a toilet?

Oh, so good. I think when a lot of people went to uni and they had sinks in their room, I reckon a lot of people will have pooed in their sink. Pooed, I was sick in the sink and I blocked it. I was very ill, though. It wasn't this pregnancy. Lovely.

Yeah, it was like a... I think it was swine flu, actually. Oh, it wasn't alcohol-induced. No, no, no, no. I was really, really ill, actually. It was a very bad day. I remember, it was May the 10th, 2010. Bad, bad day.

That is so random. I was so ill. Make the 10th, 2010, 2010. Yeah, I just remember being so ill. That was when I started sex in the city. Do you ever think? I think... Because I don't.

I think a lot about, like... Imagine if you could just see what other people doing in the world right now. Yeah, like right now, what's Dave doing? That one I'm less curious about because I'm fairly sure he's sitting at his desk in work. But like, Steve Carell. Right.

now. What is he doing right now? What time is it in LA? Is he asleep? Probably not. It's probably awake. Maybe he's having poo. Maybe he's having poo. Maybe he's having a wank. Maybe he's thinking of you while he's having a poo or possibly. Hopefully the latter. I'm just kidding. Oh my god. Don't you find that I always think about that? Yeah. Peir's right. And then if you watch, if you watch like document, yeah, Peir's brought Blake Lively's all right. Like I hope she's having a nice day. Yeah. Love her. If you see if you watch like documentaries of people, the documentary was So I'm like, it's like, it's like, it's been upsetting my, it was, it's not, but it's, it's, it's been upsetting my, my, my fourth thing is to put it on the fifth, but it's a bit too loose.

I literally just flung it. Sorry. But yeah, you mentioned you for something like three years ago, then I'm like, if I could just see you, right? right now. Yeah. Like when you watch like teen mom or like, or like something like really traumatizing for somebody. Oh my God.

Oh my God. This is this actually is a very good thing that you brought me to. Yeah. So I saw a TikTok clip of dream home makeovers. Right. The other day and it was so bad. They did the teenage girls room and genuinely it was the worst. It was the cartoon one.

The drawing. I watched that this morning. Oh my kids. And they did the master. Yeah. And the hospital was like, I really don't like it. It was like, obviously you don't. Like it's a stuffed squirrel in your room.

Yes. So bad. And the woman was like, oh, I like, it's quite a romantic vibe. Yeah. Oh, it was so sinister. Good, okay, I don't have to show you because you've seen it. And I felt so sorry for that teenage girl because that really was, why are they but bunting in there apart from anything?

It was horrific. But I think about her all the time and I think about them all the time. Oh, I mean, all the time. I watched the video this morning. I've thought about them all day. I've been like, I wonder. Where are they now? Yeah.

Do you still live there? Do your friends say the piss? The people are saying this to you all the time? What does your room look like now? How does it look now? Did you just paint over straight away? Did you have to, like, did they pay the damages? You know, that girl who, that very viral clip of the girl curling her hair,

because she's curling front piece of her hair and she holds it in place for 10 seconds, pulls away and her hair's still on the one, and just like broken off completely. One is it's grown back. Where's she? Do you think she's alright? What does she look like now? Oh my God. I often think, like, if I could have one power, I mean, okay, I'd have to think about that,

actually, I'm talking very off the cuff here, like, don't just take it with a pinch of salt, but that would be a really good power. to have to be able to see what anybody like clairvoyancy yes just see yes where everyone is right now what they're doing i'm a bit scared of superpowers i don't think i'd want one i think it'd be much too much pressure yeah i actually i really don't want one there's not one i'd want because you have to say that you'd want to heal somebody heal everybody yeah but i just don't think you'd ever be able to live with that power i think it'd be too much responsibility and it would be crushing um yes that sounds very anxiety-inducing.

Yeah, horrible. I'd like a selfish power. If you don't choose that power, then you're a dick. But I would like a power to be given to me. I don't have a choice in it. Just like you're giving this power and it's a completely selfish one. Then you have to choose something selfless, annoying. Or you have to just choose something.

That's it. Heavy is the head because it's just horrible. Yeah, like you'd have to choose, like solving world hunger, like to be able to make a constant amount of food or water to bring drinking water to everybody like yeah like oh I'd go and like be able to just generate water with my mind but then you just spend your whole life like just traveling like third world countries trying to make water and trying to make everything better unless you could remotely remotely think of water this is a work from home position please I'm quite a lazy person

flexi working before I take this role so can we just can I just check out the contract I'll talk to my people what's a holiday like I'm going to need more than the 25 days Sounds draining What a pun Incredibly draining Yeah Yeah and then yeah

Healing as well Because I always think Even being a doctor's horrible Like I don't know if we talked about this I went to my friend's wedding at the end of last year And I was with her Friend Who is a doctor

And her and her fiancé is also a doctor So I was with me and Alex made friends With this couple And they were both doctors The responsibility that you have when you're a doctor, there was one girl at the wedding who was off her fucking face. Like, I mean, genuinely, I have never seen anybody like it still alive. I was like, this is amazing.

And obviously, I was pregnant and hiding it. So I was sober, but pretending not to be. Fun game. Anyway, this woman went down like a stack of shit. I saw her go down like literally nine times, one time into the ice bucket. And it was a cold, cold wedding. Anyway, the doctors, they can't ignore that because they have a moral obligation. to help people who need help.

So they had to keep not looking at her. They were making a really conscious sentence to just not look at her. I know, I know, it's like constantly carrying that around with you. Yeah, extremely stressful. That same doctor, when we were walking into town to go and get ice, it was a very, very hot weekend. We were walking into town to go and get ice.

And this guy, it was really freak accident, actually. The wheel of his bike came off. He was going down a hill. And the front wheel of his bike came off. and he just, it was awful. Like his whole, the bike just went and his face just hit the pavement. And he like, there's blood everywhere.

And he was like, really, like, he didn't die, but it wasn't good. Like, it was really bad. Yeah. She can't ignore that. Like me, I'm just like, oh, that looks sore. And I was just going to keep going to budge in to get my eyes. Yeah, Godspeed.

She can't do that. You know, there's like, no one, she has to go and be with him and, like, save his life and stuff. And it's just like, you know, she's on the hen weekend. But that's what she's got to do today now. She got to save this guy. See, This is, yeah, that's why you don't want to be.

Unless she's intoxicated, right? She wasn't intoxicated. Yeah. But that's what I mean. You just have this moral. Yeah, I know. And also, I think even if you've had like one or two glasses, you're still better than nothing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you can be sued though, can't you? Yeah, God, it's hard. They have to be really careful not to get, I don't know, my best friends are GP. And she's very, um, at least she used to be very scared about this. I can't remember. I feel like they were, actually, no,

I'm just going to butcher that, so I'm not sure. But they do have to be careful because they can be sued afterwards. Yeah, that would make sense for doing it wrong. Yeah, for stitching people up or just like squiffly. Killing you. Yeah, yeah, fair enough. But yeah, would you, okay, just to end the episode, would you rather be treated by a drunk doctor or no doctor?

A drunk doctor. Yeah, me too. Daisy? Yes. Yeah, same. So we've got this in written consent, right? If you're a doctor and you see us in distress and you've been at the pub, we'll still want you.

your help. Well, that was fun. That was fun. Thanks for having us, everyone, in your ears. Lots of shit, lots of piss, lots of... Vomit. I'm fucking out. I panicked. I don't know why you look at me when I have to say vomit. I don't suffer enough. Well, I'm my queen. They're like my brand now. Brilliant. That's all unknown for. You just didn't have

to do that voice. But there we go. Here we are. Vomit. What a way to see you out. You've not seen house. Bummit. See, I'm not dying. See me out. See them out. Goodbye. Daisy just did an eye roll, like her eyes rolled so far back into her head. I thought she might die. And I feel like that's fair.

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