Should I Delete That? - Is It Just Me: Loo fresh disc

Episode Date: April 17, 2024

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Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Hello. All right. Sorry, I've suddenly got really itchy. Good morning. Fuck. Hello. And welcome back to should delete that. You're a mess. I'm a mess. God, I've suddenly got really itchy. I'm going to kick us off with an embarrassing story. In your monkey. Have you got fleas?

Possibly. I do let the dog sleep in the bed, so everyone tells me that I will get fleas, possibly. But she doesn't have fleas, actually. So, yeah, we're probably okay. Probably, yeah. She's probably giving us something else, though, but I don't care. I still want to sleep with her. I'm going straight into the story. Right, everyone leave me alone. Midwife asked me to have a lie down on the bed. Sorry, and I thought she just wanted me to. She just wanted me to. have a lie down or test out the bed so I said no thank you

if I lay down I'll never get up again and she was like oh I actually need you to lay down so I can do your measurements and stuff and a few minutes later she said nobody's ever said no before they do say would you like to take a seat on the bed no thank you

no thanks I'm okay I hate being a cute and it's so bizarre I've got another embarrassing story it's our favourite kind of embarrassing story Okay, good. What do you know what I mean by that? What's it involved?

Did she shit his stuff? It involves poo. Classic. I just listened back to an old pod with yourselves from 2022. Oh, God, don't even know. Different people. Yeah, didn't mean anything that we said. And it had a lot of poo talk in it.

Yeah, okay. Mm-hmm. So much so you guys addressed it. Okay. Yeah. I hate being perceived and I hate commentary on this. There's all sorts of wrong with this email. I also think you guys are a bit, no, no, just doing it.

But I made that. Burying us. bearing this in mind I thought I'd send you something poop related that happened this week oh good I do a weekly deep clean of our house as my boyfriend and I are generally quite terrible with upkeep what a fucking hero a weekly deep clean a weekly deep clean I love that about you we'd seasonal and by that I mean once one season every 10 neurospicy individuals love that that's awesome isn't it like norodiverse I like that noro spicy I was cleaning the bathroom as normal we have a lovely industrial style bathrooms

stand from next, in brackets, Spenny. I usually reload it every weekend ready for a working week. Oh my God, what I'm about to say. I don't even think I can say it. Oh, no. Okay. I usually reload it every weekend ready for a working week. I was reloading it when on a pack of facial wipes I discovered a poo nugget.

And then in capital, a poo nugget. Yeah. Horrified. I called my boyfriend in like, what the actual fuck. Oh, no. We've had a few incidents before. four of him targeting my Lou Fresh Discs, ETC. With him doing what?

Targeting my Lou Fresh Discs. What that mean? Targeting... My Lou Fresh Discs, etc. Dix like a CD, like D-I-S-C. I don't know. Lou Fresh Discs. Is it how we spelling disc? Like a...

Lou Fresh discs. Targeting... With what? Okay, continue. That aside, okay. So I'll be honest. We both presumed it was him because of the Lou Fresh Discs. Whatever the loo-fresh discs are?

He was mortified, clearly. Well, fucking clearly. If you've had to assume that it's him because of this past behaviour. Alex called you read and said, you've left a poo nugget on the pack of facial wipes. There's an unclaimed poo nugget. Sorry, I don't understand how this happens. How does it must be you?

How does it come from the loo to the... I don't understand. Let's keep going. Because we've had a few poop incidents, essentially, I wondered if his asshole was in the correct place or offset. upside down so i've been asking so there's a possibility hang on how close is the industrial draw to the moon do you remember when you or i message someone me or you message someone to ask if they come on the podcast it was me it was me and i messaged them they didn't follow me i messaged

them and i said hi there how are you yes and then went to send another one and it said no no you can only send one they have to accept your invitation so i was obviously mortified it's like how embarrassing She's just said, can I add embarrassing moment to not realize you have to be accepted for a message invitation. So for, I'm not sure how long, but for a good amount of time, she was cut off there. Okay. She was cut off with, I wondered if his arson was in the correct place or upside to him. Okay. And still, I've so many questions.

Okay, okay. All right. Okay. Hopefully we find our answers here. Basically, to finish the original story, I've been asking to see his bumhole to see if it's in the wrong place. as to why we were having a poop accidents. He so far has declined. How many accidents is he having?

Where are they ending up? The other night we were watching TV and my cat came running into the room acting weird with a poo nugget still attached to him. Turns out he's taking a liking to one of my house plant ferns which has changed the colour texture and look of his poop to be more human size. So it's actually the cat that flicked this poop,

not my poor boyfriend. All I can say is I'm not sure I'll ever make this up to him No, sorry, but the fact we couldn't rule it out, the fact we couldn't rule it out, the fact there was a shadow of a doubt that it could be your boyfriend's poo nugs, and he, he gasslet himself into being mortified also. Because you have got to be, generally, you've got to be pulling some shapes to think there's even the slightest possibility that a nugget could fly from your asshole into a packet of facial wipes.

I mean, generally, if you find poo around the house and you have an animal in the house, it's pinned on the animal, right? Or the baby, if you have a... Or the baby. But the poo nugget, you know, I'd think that's better. Yeah. I wouldn't go straight to Dave. No. Also, if it was in a drawer, a bit of cats more likely...

Who's more likely to shit in a drawer? My cat or my husband. But sorry, what is this about his bumhole? This is the bit I don't quite get. What's a loo fresh disc? A loo fresh disc. I know what a loo fresh disc is. It's the thing you put in the loo so that it...

Yeah. smell nice that he must oh i see there's a pooed on that now now i can't judge you might remember when we first launched this podcast you remember when i was having a wee and i tried to do up my shoelaces and you pissed on the wall and i pissed on the wall and i pissed on the wall because i lifted my leg up and i ended up pissing on the wall maybe he was pulling a move like that you know shivering around and then it's more acceptable with a piss but it landed somewhere within the louis bowl if it landed on the loo fresh disc okay this is making more than lew fresh disc okay i'm gonna go you Poohed on the Lou Fresh Disc, basically.

Which is really, I mean, that's an accident. But pooing in the drawer, that seems deliberate and obscene. I like that we had no idea what a loo fresh disc was. A loo fresh disc. It's funny that he poos on that, because that's really gross. And it feels like absolutely wrong. Do you know what I mean? You've got the freshener to combat the poo.

I would lose my mind. It's a dirty protest. He's shitting on the very thing that you bought because of his shit. If I went into my bathroom and I saw that Dave had pooed on the Loufresh disc, I would lose my mind. Fair enough. So just on mysterious things in drawers, I had a friend once. I don't know why I said I have a friend ones. She's still my friend.

I had a friend. I had a friend once. It was nice. I long for. She went away. Not from me. Not from me. Not from me.

Not from me. And she had a fish in a tank. She'd been away for a few weeks And she came back And the fish was missing And it was like Where the fuck is the fish? Where the fuck's the fish?

She had a gold fish And it was gone Right And it was like There were no cats There was nowhere That the fish could have gone No animals in the house

And it was like Where the fuck is this fish And it was like It was when we were at school It was like a mystery It was like Where is this fish Went on for eight weeks

And it was just like Wait let me guess Don't tell me It was just gone No no I mean You can guess. But, like, she checked, she surveyed the area around the tank, but there was no fish. But how would a fish?

You know what, it just, there was no fish. Disintegrate? No, no. There was no fish. Months past weeks, maybe. I was young. Time stretched on. She opened her top drawer.

Oh, that Lensip. She had a cold. Oh, God. Lensit pack was heavy. She lifted it up. The fish. Bless its heart. No.

Had, she'd filled. the tank up because she knew she was going away, so she filled it to the top. The fish had flapped out. Flop, flop, flop, flop, flop, flop, into the gesture. Everyone's looking at me horrified, where it had subsequently died. And she'd basically been harboring a dead fish for weeks. Did it eat the limpsip? I don't think so.

I think it died before I got the chance. I want to know if it smelled. So it was just resting on the lambset market. It just died. It got stuck because it went and like got stuck to it. Oh my God. That made me feel sad. Yeah, very sad.

And actually, something just occurred to me. Why didn't it smell? Anyway, yeah. So I always think of that one, like random death drawers now. They're probably too small to smell, aren't they? Little goldfish. No, have you ever smelled a dead mouse? Actually, Kippers smell bad, don't they?

And sardines and they're tiny. Kippers are ginormous. Oh, maybe that's not what I mean. What do you get in a can? Sardines, right? Yeah, but they don't smell of death. They do smell of sardine. What do you get in anchovies in Caesar salad?

But they don't smell of death. Oh, okay. Like, when something dies, it rots. Yeah. You know, like death is quite a specific smell. That must have been traumatic as a child of, like. well to find that. We were like teenagers. It wasn't great, but then she had to tell everyone

because we'd all been like, oh, where's the fucking fish? Where's the fish? Where's the... I found it. Dead on a l'emset packet in the drawer. I know, it's not great, is it? You feel like you've brought us all down here. I know. In my head, that was the funniest story than what I was, in reality.

It's just sad. It's a bit bleak, actually, yeah. It's so bleak. It's not great. Do you think she'd heard it? What? You know, manslaughter at best. It's definitely manslaughter.

Yeah, it's not great. I have an embarrassing gym story. Oh, good embarrassing. Good embarrassment. Let's bring us back up after your sad, a fish tail. Yeah, sorry. A fish tail? A fish tail.

That was really good. Well done me. Okay, for context, I'm a foreigner living abroad and I don't speak the local language perfectly just yet. My instinct is to respond to everyone in English. Fair enough. Fair enough. That will be my instinct until the day that I die. It doesn't matter if tomorrow.

we were beaten by the Spanish in a war and for fear of being shot I had to speak Spanish for the rest of my life I would still reply in English yes that's totally fair enough I was at my gym music in my air pods working out at a cable machine when one of the

regulars came up to me pointing at one of the grips asking if he could borrow it I automatically replied please go ahead smiling cheerfully at him to which he gave the most horrific stink eye I've ever seen in my life and started to turn away. I quickly took my iPad out

and proceeded to say that I meant that, of course, he can take the attachment. Clearly confused. He grabbed it, mumbled thanks and walked off. It took me a second, but I realised he must have misunderstood me and probably thought what I said was, please go away.

Please go away. With a disturbing me wide smile on my face. Please go away. I love that. I do like that. So I've got a morally awkward situation. That is the title of this email on. I hate these.

Not the email. I hate the... Morally awkward situation. Yeah. Hi guys. Love you both on Instagram and the pod so much. Everything you stand for is amazing and everything you've taught me is amazing too, so thank you so much. Thank you. I have a dilemma and would like you guys' opinions on it.

On our run clubs, Christmas night out, one of the girls was seen snogging the coach. Now this wouldn't be an issue, but she's in a long-term relationship and has two children with her partner. I didn't witness the kiss, but three of my friends did. one of which is 10 years younger than me. I'm 30. And also my advice on whether she should say anything to anyone or not because she sees me as a voice of reason. I told her for the time being she should just forget what she saw as it's got nothing to do with either of us. But it's been two weeks now and I cannot stop thinking about it, especially since the girl who kissed the coach is a good friend of mine and has suddenly started doing one-to-one sessions with him. We were all very drunk. Our coach rarely

drinks and I know she can't remember much of the night after a certain point, which includes when a kiss happens or maybe she's just saying that do i let her know that the three girls saw them kiss and they've told me or do i forget i know anything and advise them to forget it too i know she'll feel awful about it if she knows if i tell her what she's done is it worth it what if her long-time boyfriend finds out somehow what do i do thanks guys love you this is marri awkward i thought initially it's going to be should i tell the husband and i was like absolutely not but should you tell her and if people are talking about it so she doesn't know she doesn't know that she did it She says she doesn't know that she did it.

No one's ever mentioned it. It sounds like she's saying I can't remember the night. I mean, knowing how mortified I would be if I knew that people were talking about that behind my back, I would say, don't tell me. I'm guessing she knows that she did it. For a different reason would say, don't tell me. Go on.

I would say, if she did it, there's obviously something going on in her relationship, in her head. Yeah. I don't think I would feel good in my sense. I think I the guilt alone would make me feel so fucking horrific yeah and that's kind of between me and me yeah and I would need to work out yeah knowing my partner knowing my circumstances knowing my situation yeah what the right thing to do was to pull in external

sources I think would just exacerbate the the turmoil that she's in I don't know like and I just think you also didn't see it right and then to let people know to let her know

that you know but be caught through other people like that's hard to hear I mean and perhaps you know he lurched and she was like oh and then it was like oh perhaps they had a conversation afterwards

and she was like that can't happen I married I'm in relationship you don't know you've got this one tiny piece of information and I think And maybe something is going on with the coach

And if it is then that's her thing to work out She has to work that out herself And whether or not people know it It's sort of irrelevant Because you know she's doing it That's between her and her and her And I wouldn't And actually

I've actually weirdly Kind of known a situation like this In my own life A while, a long time ago And I think You think you're going to do something Yeah And you think you know the right thing

And you think and you think And like from sitting here it's so easy to be like, yeah, well, I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I'd this and I am, this is wrong. And actually, it's, you've got the potential to completely ruin her life. Yeah. And it's just. And I'm presuming she knows she did it. Like, you can be really drunk, but she's going to know that that happened.

Yeah. If she, if she genuinely didn't know, I, I'm pretty sure that she will have. I mean, she might genuinely, like, I have had one night in my life where I was, quite simply the drunkest, I've ever been. I can't remember a fucking thing. That's true. By all the accounts, just carried out at the party like a dead horse

and put to bed and then I escaped naked and ran down the corridor. Not great. Not great. I've only got anecdotal. It was really, really, really bad. Wish we had footage.

Are you kidding? Have I never told you about this? It was the service elevator? No. Oh my God. And my friend Anna's wardrobe? Yeah. A few years ago.

Yeah. I was a bridesmaid. I never told you this. No. I don't know what happened. I'm not a massive drinker. It used to be a bit more. But I'm not, and I'd never got blackout drunk before.

Right. This night, I, the last thing I remember, there was this guy, like, so Anna married a guy in the military, and I knew them, I know that both were helpful heroes. This guy didn't, I mean, he was, like, I mean, he was hardcore, like, power, like, whatever. I really didn't know him very well. He didn't have any legs. That was by the bye. But they were, apart from the fact, it's relevant. he was standing at the bar

and I said everyone got tequilas and I was like yeah I have a tequila and he was like no I don't want a tequila and I went you know what Steve you drink like a little bitch and I stole this drink

and off the stairs this drink can't get it that was fucking horrible of me that is the last thing I remember by all accounts I fell asleep standing up

on the dance floor there is a photo of me singing like stealing the microphone singing don't remember that I was then carried to bed by Alex Ross and my friend Frankie My friend's Ross and Frankie Like arms up like and feet up Like a dead like a dead cow

Like taken like for a sacrifice They couldn't get me up the stairs They put in service lift Which they then had to run and meet at the top Because there wasn't room for anything beyond my body in it Good to know if you're planning on killing anyone at Stoke Park Got upstairs They put me in the room

Don't remember I genuinely I don't have any of this I just have this anecdotally We should have Alex and his to tell the story They put me in there, took my dress off, took my 15,000 hair clips out, left me, naked in the room, left the door open. Well, they were going to leave me. I made a break for freedom. Ran down the corridor, bumped into my friend Frankie's dad. Naked?

Naked? They got me back. Put me back in the room. Then left me in there, then locked me in there, which I think was sensible. And Alex said he came in and found me at the end of the party, and I was sitting naked on the chair. Like I was, like, waiting for the door to open. and I genuinely have, I've never felt shame like it because it came back to me, it came back to me the next day

because the only thing I remembered is that, you know what, Steve, you drink like a little bitch. I posted him £14 in the post, you know, for those drinks because I felt so guilty. It's like, you don't know me very well, but I remember stealing your drink and I remember them being really expensive and I'm really sorry, so I posted in 14 pounds,

like pound coins and all. And that was the last thing I remembered and then people coming up to me and being like, oh, you were a hoot on the dance floor, oh, you and the microphone from then, oh, I saw you being carried to bed. It was the worst. It's been 10 years, nearly.

I've never seen you like that. I've never been like that. I've never been like that. No, I've never been like that. In my whole life, that's the one time. So just to say on that, there is a possibility that she was black out. Okay. That was the only time. Never had it again.

You know, I've been drunk. I've had other times in my life where I've been very drunk, but never like that. That took the biscuit. I don't know how, it was literally. I remember eating a whole load of biscuits, actually, in that chair. Apparently Alex came back and there was biscuits everywhere. I'd eaten a load to them. Isn't that bizarre?

That is really bizarre. I know, but luckily for myself, I was a hoot, like, fun drunk. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It could have been worse. Yeah. I don't think I'd be able to do it to myself. If I was a bad drunk, I wouldn't be able to do it. I've got too much anxiety.

At least I know I'm a good drunk. Yeah. Do you know what I mean? Because I'm like, well, at least, whatever happens, I'm bringing the vibes up. Even if people laughing at me. Yeah. At least they're laughing. Yeah.

It's like, no harm here. It's just fuck. But I simply, Yeah, I don't really drink that much anymore. Probably why. I don't think I've actually drunk that much since then because it was just, it was fucking terrifying. I'm not, sounds traumatic.

How have I never told you that? No, I did not know that. Oh my God, poor Anna. Like, they, I mean, what a, like, what a shit bridesmaid. I did, I did at least wait until, like, all my duties were done. I saw the first dance. If it was tequila type, you're all right. You made it.

Oh, yeah, yeah, no, I made it. I made it. I was a little bit drunk in the church. Probably made the wedding. She probably loved it. To be fair, she wasn't annoyed. which is good they weren't annoyed

they had every right to be but I was a feature I think being put in the service lift how embarrassing literally squished in like a corpse and then they had to sprint up to meet me at the top

because they didn't want be coming back down again I actually got invited to an event at Stoke Park like five years later and I went to go and look at the service lift because I wanted to see if it would like rejig any memory

it didn't I've got a photo of myself in it the second time I went. Yeah, didn't rejig anything. So annoying. Wow. Isn't that nuts? Isn't super drunk? But like why couldn't I have just thrown up like a normal drunk person? Why did I have to go on that kind of anyway? I mean that that is like my one time at my sister's wedding when I got horrifically drunk and I rugby tackled Dave onto the ground outside, full on rugby tackled him over and then decided that I, I don't know why I was in the rugby tackling mood,

but I was. And then it was in a marquee and I rugby. And I rugby. tackled my cousin's husband, who is a South African guy who's like six foot three and a really big rugby lad. And I rugby tackled him. I rugby tackled him onto one of the tables in the marquee, broke the table. We both ended up on the floor, obviously, with a broken table. And I got carried into the car. My dad, my dad carried me into the car. And we went home and then there were sandwiches in the fridge for the next day. My mum bought them, like, from Costco sandwiches for everyone for the next day. And I was trying to eat them and everyone was trying to stop me.

So they put me to bed. And then as soon as no one was looking, I'd run back down and, like, eat the sandwiches. And then someone would come and take me to bed and then I'd run back down. I can't get past the rugby tackle. What do you mean? I woke up. You rugby tackled Dave. I rugby tackled him.

Like, you took a run up? And I was a bridesmaid, had this pretty dress on. You took a run up? I took a run up. I took a run up. And flew it. him. I flew at him. We were both covered in mud because it was raining and it had been raining and it was muddy and we were outside and I just, I don't know. I have no idea. Doing the

dancing? Well, we were standing outside. If you say just before. The dancing, no, no, no, the dancing was in the marquee and we were just outside of the marquee. What time was this? I know that I had to go home early. So, but not that early. It's probably like 11. That's not great. That's not great. That's made me feel a lot better. It was really bad. I had the worst shame, the worst beer fear, the worst anxiety. And I was like... You tackled... My cousin's boyfriend?

My cousin's husband. That is not a close enough link. He's also a lot older than me. It's like an older cousin. And he's very big and very tall. Why him? Do you just see red? No idea.

I don't remember. I don't know. You just would be funny or you angry. I don't know. I've tackled him into the table and then the table broke and he's on the floor and I'm on the floor and the table's broken. You know what?

The more... You know, we do this quite a lot. Like, oh, who would win in a fight? And it'd be like, it's you. It's fucking you. You're insane. I'm a brute. I woke up the next day.

I've got to find a picture of it. My bruise was all over my, from my leg to my bum to my back. I was black. But I don't understand why you did it. No, I'm not sure. I don't know. So I must have planted the idea in my head. I don't think it.

It wasn't organic. A day's suit was just like wrapped. When was this? It was a Jen's wedding? Yeah, Jen's wedding. Oh my God. It's like five years ago. Yeah, five years ago.

No, six years ago. Wow. Oh, okay. And I haven't got drunk like that since. Yeah, that makes me feel better about Anna's wedding now. Yeah, yeah. A couple of just like fucking lousy bridesmaids over here. Jesus Christ.

That's deranged. We're immense. I think making, I think being a bridesmaid almost makes you more like, because then you let loose. Agree, and they do say you know, I'm like the pissed up bride. So it's like, it's quite useful. And I did say that to her the next day. I was like, you're welcome.

You're welcome. Well, she's such a good sport, you know, because I, no, I think a lot of brides. would have been really fucked off. And she's always laughed. They've always just ripped the shit out of me for that. And thought it was so funny. I would be, I think, I would think it's hilarious.

As long as, like, no one was hot on. I would think it was hilarious. After my wedding, we've got the ring camera, because I got married at home. Oh, yeah. And we've got the ring camera. And we've got the ring camera on the back door. And then we've got one of the security cameras.

Oh, yeah. Into the garden. Oh, my God. Do you know how much footage I've got? Oh, my God. It's so funny. I can't even say any of it here, because it's too incriminating.

Seriously. But like we, I was watching for something specific. And I can't remember. Oh, I know. I was looking for something specific for a friend

for one of my bridesmaids. I only had three. One of them's getting married. One of them's my sister. So it's the other one. Yeah, because she, she'd made some choices

and she'd found a friend. And I was, and she couldn't remember what had gone on. So I was like, oh, I'll check the camera. Loll.

That set me off on a, path and while I was looking for that footage I watched everybody leave it like you could see everybody leaving that's the best thing to watch everyone's watching I saw one of my friends had the biggest fight oh no and it's so funny because they're so drunk and they're really like gesticulating but like missing each other like oh so good they've got no idea um and then yeah saw another couple that sneak off they've been like married for a while and they like snuck off I was like, oh, you get it, girls.

I know, I know, I know, I know, snuck off. Snuck off, snuck off. It's just so great having this footage. It's so great. That's really good. I know, so fun. I would, like, if it weren't incredibly creepy, if you're planning a wedding, set up the camera, so.

It's really creepy. It's really creepy. But I wish someone had footage of me at Anna's wedding. Oh, my God. I mean, there is just literally this one of me singing. I can't sing. Famously. What was I doing?

I don't know. What was I doing? Don't do that again. No, I would have loved it. my bridesmaids had got, I mean, I'd have loved it. There were people all over the place at my wedding, drunken, drunken bums. I think all my bridesmaidsmaids had just had babies at my wedding, I think. Anyway, we have completely gone off on a tangent.

Sorry, yes. But to this girl, I would say, I would lean towards, don't. Yeah, because, okay, first of all, there is a chance that she just doesn't remember it. Small chance, but a chance. Yeah. Very small chance, but a chance. Yeah. If that's the case, telling her is just going to kill her. Ignorance is bliss.

Agree. If she knows, most likely, she's already beating herself up. She's working out what to do within the context of her own relationship. Right. And if you're telling her, you're just going to add so much anxiety, so much stress. And there's literally no need. Unless one of those guys is going to go and tell her husband and you want to give her the heads up. Yeah.

But that seems unlikely. It's a run club. You know, like it's not like an NCT group or whatever. You know, it's like there's not this connection to the partner. It doesn't sound like she's going to be bringing her partner to meet the coach anytime. soon. So I'd say just lead them to it and I completely get your situation and it's an absolute shitter

but I just think as I grow up I'm just like, not my circus, not my monkeys. Yeah, let it go. Let it go. Yeah. Shit stirring is just tiring, really. Exhausting. Exhausting. I don't want to stir shit you know what I mean? At the end of the day it's just I'm absolutely not. I have more to do than this.

No. Stutz. What a stir gravy. I think that's like you know like people have intrusive thoughts i think i have intrusive like i don't know intrusive dad jokes yeah like sentence like intrusive things that i say and then i'm like i didn't want to say that you know i really didn't want to say that i hate myself right on that note it's so specific though because you know daisy said yesterday have you seen bridget jones of course i have okay good that's why sorry that's why that's a weird question because i love bridget jones this is

actually my favorite thing in the world. I know it's problematic. No, it's brilliant. I know she's only eight stone and I can lift her up by one finger. Just by the bye. I fucking love that film. Everything about it. I'm obsessed. I'm obsessed. I'm obsessed. I'm obsessed. I'm like, oh, I'm so excited. I'm going to go home and watch it. Anyway, you know at the beginning?

Yeah. When she's like, there's lumpy gravy and she's and she's, I'm going to sieve it, Una. Just stir it. You know that bit? Right at the beginning. I can't remember. So Daisy said yesterday. Anyway, Daisy looked just like Una yesterday in a really good way looked just like Una. Yeah, she had like the... And you said that Una was Miss Honey

in Matilda? Is Una Miss, I'm a bit confused by this? Is Una Bridget Jones? I'm actually offended that you thought I meant Una. I meant the young one that's going out with Colin Firth. Oh my God, you pitch. Wait, I don't even know who Una

is. Love actually. No, not... Lily. Who's like 60 in this film. I did not mean her. Oh my God. This is so... me? Oh my god I meant Embeth Davis who's way hotter and fuck you

okay she's quite old I'm sorry Daisy looked genuinely upset she's fuming I'm sorry I think she looks great Celia in which just is a bit older than what I thought it's just quite different to what Daisy was thinking Oh, Daisy, you do look like Colin Firth's wife in that.

Yes, that's the exact same there. That's the right one with the hair. Look how fuming she is. She's livid. Right, we're off. We'll see you on Monday. Thanks for listening. We love you, loads.

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