Should I Delete That? - Is It Just Me: Our first LIVE show! Part 2

Episode Date: December 22, 2022

In this week’s Is It Just Me? the girls are back with their brilliant live audience to delve into even cringier embarrassing stories, share their reasons for potential divorce and sing you out for t...he year...Thank you so much to all of those who attended, we're looking forward to doing more live shows in the future!Sponsored by Butternut Box - visit www.butternutbox.com/alexandem for 50% off your first two boxesFollow us on Instagram @shouldideletethatEmail us at shouldideletethatpod@gmail.comProduced & edited by Daisy GrantMusic by Alex Andrew Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:57 com forward slash Alex and M. Okay, now I've done it successfully. Can we acknowledge how awkward that seating was before when I sat down and got my hair caught in Alex's wrist? I was like, oh, what I start? It was my ring, wasn't it? I think so, anyway. I said, why is this happening?
Starting point is 00:01:26 It's so embarrassing. But I feel like if there's anywhere to do it, it would be here, right? It would be here. I feel like these are our people. I want to thank myself for the playlist. I hope everyone's been appreciating it. Right. And I just want to give some context. I want to say that I made it specially for tonight, and I didn't.
Starting point is 00:01:44 I actually made it. I don't know if anyone followed me last year, but I had to have, well, a couple. Long story, anyway. I had a broken jaw last year. And then I had to have a little surgery that I was awake for this year. And I made, the doctor was like, you can be awake, but you might want to put a head because it's a lot of soaring and I was like okay cool so I'll make I'm like a jazzy playlist and that was what I made and it's such a roller coaster you got like tiny temper like
Starting point is 00:02:08 nellie fatato sugar babes and like the most traumatizing thing that's ever happened to me and I've just got that in my ears and I just love it and it's been compliment you know what though when you first put it on it was so good because I mean we we came here it was like really light and I was like the grim reaper wasn't I was like no one's coming it's like because there was no point in doing it. It was like, I was just end the podcast, like out. I was very miserable, negative Nelly.
Starting point is 00:02:33 And then the light dimmed, you put this playlist on and it was great. It got us so uplifted. And then when everyone came in, he started playing like, Wild Horses by Natasha Benefield. And I don't know why I put that in. It's been so good until now.
Starting point is 00:02:48 It would be like, I love it. Did you just say what we came on to then? All good things come to an end by Nelly Fattado. So you know what? If we ever do this again, I'll make a specific playlist. As a kid, I was walking out. I was like, well, have I done this?
Starting point is 00:03:04 I just wanted to a shout out before we get into the second episode. For anybody that came here on their own, because that really means a lot. I just think it's really cool. That's so cool. If you came on your own, thank you very much. Yeah, amazing. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:18 Oh, and I also have an embarrassing story of my own, which I realized about seven weeks ago, and I wanted to tell you, and I was like, no, I'll save it for now. Okay. So every time I make a piece, this is really cringe. I told Jenny, my manager earlier, and she was like, oh, for fuck sake. So every time I make a piece of content, I do it on my computer, like in Final Cut Pro, like, video stuff. And when I send it, when I send it to myself, I text it to myself, because I just don't know if there's a better way.
Starting point is 00:03:48 And that seems to be the best quality. There probably is. I don't want to hear it now. Anyway, I text it to myself. And then about five. A couple of weeks ago, I got a text from Sophie T, who was an artist, who was like the coolest person ever. She's amazing. And I got a generic text.
Starting point is 00:04:04 It wasn't just for me. It was like, I've got a show, do you want to come to my show? So I got this text. I was like, oh, cool. And I opened the text. And when I opened the text, I realized that over the last year, I have sent her every single piece of content that I have made. You're kidding me. As an eye message.
Starting point is 00:04:24 And she's never acknowledged it. Why haven't you said anything? But I was like, No, I honestly don't know. And I've been thinking about it. I was like, there's no similarity because I text myself. I thought it's so bad.
Starting point is 00:04:41 And I've made some really shit videos. And also like a lot of plays and ads. And she doesn't want to see that. Why did she think I'm like saying specific ads to her? But she just became like, why isn't she blocked me? It's so embarrassing. Or at least like a... You're doing really well, sweetie.
Starting point is 00:05:02 I honestly have I got it, my stomach sang. Like, you know, when you open your phone, you're like, oh. Oh, that's bad. That's rough. Yeah, I couldn't go to the show that she invited me to us. I can't look at you. We can't do this. Ever again. I have to...
Starting point is 00:05:16 I just, I can't have a phone anymore. I can't have any friends. But not one reply. No, and out. I... It's a lot. I would have had to have said like, like, well, like, well done, like, really like that. Good ad.
Starting point is 00:05:32 Yeah. You, sure you know that brief. I preferred the first draft, but yeah, like, I sent, because I send drafts as well. Like, in the rank, I come back. She's a big part of my creative process and she has no idea. So embarrassing. I really wanted to be a friend and I feel like I fucked it. Like, I just, I don't think you'd come back from it.
Starting point is 00:05:55 Yeah. No. No. No. Oh, so far. I love it, though. Thanks. I love it.
Starting point is 00:06:03 Thanks. I really want to hear her side of things to be like, honestly. The worst thing is. It's entirely, like, every other night. I've been thinking about it. She's been living in Australia. This is her English number, which probably means that when she got back to the UK, it's just like a hundred, like, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
Starting point is 00:06:23 It's just even worse. I can't think about it because every. every scenario, I'm like, it's not good either way. It's not good either. Just stop it. I think we need to get her on the podcast. I think we need to get her on. Like she's going to say no now. Yeah, probably.
Starting point is 00:06:38 And it'll be fair enough. I will go to her and apologize on your heart. I'll go to her separately. Sorry for my co-host. So, I haven't, is it just me, that I relate to a lot. And you'll know why. because I've probably talked about it in different iterations so I didn't have to include this first bit
Starting point is 00:06:58 but I felt like it wouldn't be and it's just me if I didn't so hello I'm so happy to be here listening to the podcast live because this is my favourite thing. Yay! You're both doing great things, thank you, to whoever wrote that, that's very kind. It wasn't Sophie D.
Starting point is 00:07:15 No, definitely not. One of you's doing great things. Okay, I haven't is it just me but it's hard to articulate, so bear with me. I feel this, like, in myself. Okay, is it just me that sometimes when walking towards a zebra crossing if I'm not close enough to cross yet and don't want to make the car stop,
Starting point is 00:07:35 or I'll have to do that awkward run to reach the crossing, I instead pretend I'm just not going in that direction. Then I either turn last minute to cross as soon as I'm right there or I just keep walking and turn around when there's no cars around. You are me, whoever this person is. I honestly don't know why I do this. I just hate making people wait and having to do the awkward run when you aren't quite close enough
Starting point is 00:08:02 and you know they're in their car watching you. I'm two totally different people I realize. Like when I'm driving and someone's at crossing, I'm like, oh well, fuck you, you better hurry up. I'm going to get you. But then when I'm a person, I'm like, do, you know, I don't give shit, I'm not going to acknowledge you. And as I do this, I'm like, I'm two different people.
Starting point is 00:08:20 I hate myself when I'm the other. person. See, I'm the opposite person in both. When I'm in the car, like, even if I see someone approaching, and they're like, okay, I don't, I don't know distances. Famously. Famously. Dave's like, yeah. But if they're like 10 meters, I don't know, like 10 meters away. That's a long way. Oh, okay, five meters away. I don't know. Okay, 10 meters, okay, no, stick to 10. 10 meters away and I'll be like, they might be crossing the zebra crossing, so I'm just going to like stand and wait for like a million until they decide where they're going. So if I'm a pedestrian and I'm crossing there's ever a crossing,
Starting point is 00:08:55 I'll be like, you go, like to the cars. I'm like, you go, you go, no, you go, no, you go, you go. She's really not exaggerating. Al is the worst person to cross the road. We're like, you'll be chatting, you'll just be walking. You'll cross the road like a normal person. She's like, where the fuck is Alex? She's like four roads.
Starting point is 00:09:11 Like, no, no, you go. I'm respecting the rules of the road. Guys. If the green man's not there, she's not crossing. If there's no green man, it's just not happening. It's just, she's on that side of the road. We'll see you later. You don't earn the nickname.
Starting point is 00:09:22 safety so soon for nothing okay and you're really rubbing off on me do you know that there's so many situations I'm in that I'm just not safe and I'm like why do I care thank you why do I care I'm sorry I'm in my car now I just things happen and I'm just like it's like you're it's good to care it's good to care oh okay well we got in your car before and you were like oh my car doesn't really work and like I don't say that because my mom's here and I've been really trying to convince her that my car's a good idea she'll let me get a new one so it's a back car it's not a back car it's just one thing we talked about I was like don't tell my mom the car's not working it's a backer she had got in the car you're right but yeah it's not working
Starting point is 00:10:07 can you open the door but that was for us to know thanks so I mean well Dave and Alex are they didn't my Alex your Alex sorry I'm sorry Dave and Alex don't break on a third person Dave and Alex are a great couple. Everybody loves them in the road. You're Alex. Although I do get offended by that. I'm like, kind of your Alex as well, though.
Starting point is 00:10:33 I have to be a curl-hour and boy artists. Thank you, boy Alex. But I do it when I'm with people that don't know that there's another Alex when I'm describing this Alex. And they're just like, why? I'm like, my Alex. And they're like, all right.
Starting point is 00:10:44 Like, I wasn't going to have it. I'm like, my Alex. And I'm like, well, why I like, it's really the better system our partners Dave and Alex have been with us from the start they came on one of our first episodes but there's a reason Dave is sitting at the very
Starting point is 00:11:05 back right now is because I filed a restraining order because he ain't my fucking affing calendar okay it was the sick yeah boom boom okay it was the 6th of December I no 5th 6th I don't know it doesn't matter
Starting point is 00:11:25 irrelevant details creative license right I went to get my advent calendar and I'd forgotten about it until then forgotten about it but it's at the kind of the back of my mind I had completely yeah it was a little treat yeah I was like can't wait to eat that because like oh Christmas fun got to my advent calendar and the doors were fucking open that's like you pray honestly he was like oh, I just thought I should catch us up. It's like, us, my mum bought me this Advent calendar. This is nothing to fucking do with you.
Starting point is 00:11:58 So have you got anything to say for yourself, Dave? One, we didn't have your able to the last of the hours. That doesn't want. Two. Two. On that. That's fair. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:16 We had that actual argument over this because it's like it's not about the half-end calendar it's like it's not about chocolate it's like I need you to understand that that was wrong and he was like yeah but
Starting point is 00:12:29 like it's just a chocolate and I was like no way it was five chocolates they were mine they're like the specific it's the one time of year when chocolate is incredibly specific
Starting point is 00:12:40 it's labelled one two three four five like yeah and it does It does taste different. It's special. There's something really, like,
Starting point is 00:12:50 there's like a nice ritual about it. Dave, you've lost the crowd. Fuck you. I, um, just, just so that you don't feel alone in your marital woes. Alex and I, well, we got married this year, which was fun. Um,
Starting point is 00:13:03 and before we got married, we went to marriage counseling, which was like, where you have to go. Well, I thought you had to go. We went for this whole day with the vicar. And we had, like, school. It was like wedding school. And at the end of it,
Starting point is 00:13:16 We've made friends. We had a fight during the thing, I'll get on to that. But at the end of it, this other couple, we've made friends, like church friends. And she said, she was like, oh, it's so nice to meet. I'll see you in London. She was like, oh, it's so fun. I told Chris today was mandatory so that he came. And I was like, what?
Starting point is 00:13:35 And Alex was like, oh, yeah. Wasn't fucking mandatory. So we went to this church school for the day, like marriage school, like how to be married. And we had to fill in this, like, fun quiz about each other. we'll boss this, we've been together, like 10 years, it'll be so easy. What's your partner's favourite colour? It's like, what colours are, door, it's green, what colours for the kitchen? Green, what colour's the living room?
Starting point is 00:13:57 Green, what's the colour of the wedding? Green, what colour are our eyes? Green, that's a grey, green, green's the favourite colour. Blue. Yeah, he's Irish, I mean, everything, green. And then, yeah, right, when we're marking? Blue. Blue?
Starting point is 00:14:13 It's like, where the fuck has blue come from? but way worse than that like way way worse than that you know what he put my favourite colour as go on purple purple I don't think I've ever seen you
Starting point is 00:14:27 in anything purple I've seen you in a shit ton of green like you're always wearing green orange never purple orange sometimes orange yeah all those fabulous colours not purple
Starting point is 00:14:40 would you like a chance to defend yourself My childhood bedroom that I decided to do when I was nine, and we've never repainted. Okay, wait, I didn't know that. Okay, that makes more sense that. Sorry. We argued about it, and it was like all these couples are like in marriage bliss, and they're all like holding hands in the church, like in the lunch break, and they're like, oh, you got my favourite colour, like yes, like, oh, I can't wait to marry you. And we're just like, it's off. This whole fucking thing is, oh, I can't do this. You just don't know me.
Starting point is 00:15:11 Anyway, yeah, we're over it. I still hate purple. Yeah. But we did get married, so. Woo! Yay! Yay! Um...
Starting point is 00:15:20 What did he say? He's heckling us now. Your time is like... Yeah, you've lost him. No one's on your side. You had your moment, hon. I have an embarrassing story of somebody that's in the... audience.
Starting point is 00:15:45 Oh, sorry. There's an audience. Sorry, I choked. I choked. That was so gross. Trying not to look, but shit, there is. I was in Tesco, and there was a bloke, probably in his 50s, with a bunch of flowers.
Starting point is 00:16:00 He turned towards me and started walking at me, holding the flowers out. I was confused and panicked, so I went to take the flowers from him. It turned out he wanted something off the shelf behind me, but was reaching with flower-bearing hand. So there's a super awkward moment when both me and him are holding the flowers. And he's looking at me like I'm a fucking lunatic. I go, I'm so sorry, I thought you
Starting point is 00:16:24 were giving these to me. And he looked at me like I'm insane and said, why would I be giving them to you? I have no idea who you are. I'm still also holding the flowers at this point. And I have no answer, but also still haven't let go of the flowers because my brains just stopped functioning it took him for it took for him to ask if he could get by me for me to let go and leave it's so hard it's it you amazing i'm sorry that he didn't get you flowers he should have given them to you It's going to be so fast. It's too much.
Starting point is 00:17:09 Fair enough. I think if you're going to bear flowers, you've got to deal with the consequences. Do you know what I mean? It doesn't look like you can reach with your other hand. Yeah. He was to blame. No doubt.
Starting point is 00:17:26 No doubt. Amazing. We're going to pull my sister up. Oh. She has an embarrassing story that she's going to read herself. tell herself, tell you. Yes, Katia! Woo!
Starting point is 00:17:41 Woo! I slightly regret this now. Everyone else has gone for the anonymous route. I have an option. Hello. I actually, okay, I have, slightly have two, because something embarrassing
Starting point is 00:17:57 happened to me this morning as well, which I thought would be just a nice little warm-up. I had to go for a blood test this morning, nothing major, but it's personal. And basically, the guy was putting the, I also have, he's like 65, not my time. He had, like, he put the thing on my arm, the tightening thing. And he was like, I was like, I'm so sorry. Like, it was really hard to find a vein.
Starting point is 00:18:20 Everyone's always said it's really hard to find a vein. And he just went, give me your hand. Can you give me your hand? And I thought, I thought he wanted to hold my hand. So I just went, no, no, no. And just put it on the thing. He's like, there's your vein. I was like, oh, okay, that makes a lot more sense.
Starting point is 00:18:37 Thanks. Thanks for Harvard. Anyway, yeah, so that was this morning. But the embarrassing story that M wanted me to tell everyone is the worst thing that's ever happened to. When I was about 16, I was really hung over on a train. And I had a backwards facing seat, so it's a disaster anyway. But I started to feel a very distinct feeling of an alky poo, which we've all been there. This is not another shitting yourself story.
Starting point is 00:19:04 sorry to disappoint you um but i basically i was like okay nothing worse than pooing in a train loo but it's got to be done so i set off took all my bags with me because i'm scared of being robbed and i went into the cubicle and fuck it was one of those siding ones oh so i press open it took a while to open should have known that was a problem but it i press open went in and i very deliberately press lock I press lock I'm saying that now it happened and I
Starting point is 00:19:35 I press lock I press fucking lock and I sat down I began and there was I don't know I don't think anyone pressed a button
Starting point is 00:19:50 but I think it just malfunctioned and the door slid open and there was a man standing right at the door facing me and my first instinct was like oh
Starting point is 00:19:59 and then I took a second look at him and realized he was wearing sunglasses and had a dog. And I was like, oh, fuck, okay. I don't think he knew what was happening. This man was blind, I should say that, yeah. So I was really hoping that I could sort of sneak and press the button before he realized what had happened. But then the dog took a massive interest to me, so started walking towards me. And as I was pressing the button, the dog came in and the dog shot behind me.
Starting point is 00:20:31 I was like, I've stolen a blind man's dog and I could hear him on the other side going, Rosie, Rosie? I was like, I'm not. So I managed to get it open again, sort of like ushered the dog out. I thought they were better trained than that, but I managed to usher the dog out and went, oh, sorry. And I hope he doesn't know what was happening, but you know when if he was blind, maybe his sense of smell was heightened, so he could probably tell. But yeah, that's the worst thing
Starting point is 00:21:03 that's ever happened to me, so. I'm off. Oh my God. I told you it was bad. It was worse than you thought, wasn't it? Yeah. And the fact that the God Todd got trapped. It's so bad.
Starting point is 00:21:25 And she took like three years to tell us that as well. I get it. I have an embarrassing story again of someone who's in the audience and I don't want to look up because they are very keen to be anonymous and once we get to the end of the story you'll know why.
Starting point is 00:21:42 Hello, darling, I'm an Alex that's very nice. Your podcast brings most joy in the world and I love you both dearie. Dilly. Deary. Deary. Deary.
Starting point is 00:21:49 I love you both deary. Please, please in capitals keep this anonymous. Backstory. I was vegan for five years so in that time, of course. I avoided every dairy substance under the sun. You just know where they're going.
Starting point is 00:22:08 It's all about poo, isn't it? It's all about poo! At least we're consistent. My body in that time adapted to the non-dairy life, and consequently, if I ate anything that contained even the slightest bit of dairy, it was rejected in a volcanic eruption, poo emoji, volcano emoji.
Starting point is 00:22:29 I was out for a lovely tap-ass dinner with my mum in my favourite local restaurant delicious food was flowing and many many wines were drunk I was tucking into my favourite vegan dish except it had been accidentally cooked in butter rather than oil after the it was like groan
Starting point is 00:22:48 after this beautiful night out I skipped back to my flat which I shared with my boyfriend now eggs at the two of time, I passed out on the sofa, very, very comfortable. Wake up! I was shaken awake by my ex-boyfriend who was trying to scramble me off the sofa whilst he was gagging uncontrollably.
Starting point is 00:23:14 I was so confused and I looked around and I realised there's poo. Not only poo, but a sea of poo. Orange poo all over the sofa, all up the wall. all up my back and all over the floor the floodgates had well and truly opened this is a scene
Starting point is 00:23:36 honestly this is even my favourite part of the story just like my ex rushed me to the bathroom where he hosts me down from head to day it's so much of me it's like the horse after a race and then he put me to bed
Starting point is 00:23:51 this is the bit that gets me it gets hurt sorry I need a clear throat for this right I woke up the next day to find him next to me with a teet towel tied tight around his nose because of the smell
Starting point is 00:24:10 that's still hung in the air from the explosion that happened oh my God the man was willing to suffocate himself to make it in imagine waking up he's got teetals like this is really bad safe to say that we broke up soon after that incident.
Starting point is 00:24:27 I haven't eaten that restaurant since, and the poor sofa was sent to the skip first thing the next day, yeah. Can I say, I've subsequently been given another story by this same person, and I'm just starting to think that the world is just not fair. Because I hadn't heard that one, and I've got this one, this is from the same person,
Starting point is 00:24:47 and I just think there's just no justice in this world. Go on. She grew up in a beautiful countryside village, rolling hills, stunning pubs. crazy community like in hot fuzz every summer our friendship group would head to the hills surrounded the village for campouts fire would be a blaze and beers flowing left right and centre one year a boy who was in my opinion so hot was there so i gave it my best shot and began to flirt one thing led to another and as the night went on we decided to sneak off from the camp
Starting point is 00:25:13 and started to get it out there we were stark naked which i you know what we'll talk about another time but i just feel like if you're having a quickie in public i just i don't in some way I'd want to take all your clothes off. I just feel like you're asking for trouble, but whatever. But then you don't want to be the sinister person with just the top. Exactly. It's the top of balance. Anyway, you know, I can never look at David Nye again.
Starting point is 00:25:40 It's just ruined our friendship. And that took a while as well. No well. There we were. Stark naked and he was on top. However, I didn't realize how much he had drunk and he started hiccuping quite aggressively. The hiccups then turned into. to full-on vomit on my face.
Starting point is 00:25:56 Mortified, I lay there in the glass with no clothes on. Next minute, I hear a land rover driving towards me and realise the farmer is speeding towards my naked, sick culp itself to kick us off his land. Meanwhile, the boy who'd committed the chunder was running off the field so all I could see was just bare ass in the full beam of the car whilst leaving me to deal with the angry farmer.
Starting point is 00:26:17 Thank God for my amazing girlfriends who reached me in time was fairclosed, but I'll never think of cosy campouts the same again you deserve a really good man now because they've been two wrong uns that's really sad you've had to be sick on someone's face and then running away on her face on her face yeah ew that's really bad I've been sick a lot of places the last few months and I would never be sick on someone's it would take a lot for me to be sick on someone's face on someone's face yeah I also just think there's nothing as bad
Starting point is 00:26:52 There's no uglier moment for yourself than when you're being sick. Do you know what I mean? It's a very close... I just, I wouldn't. It's like, like, you're in the extreme of humanness, aren't you? Like, your blood vessels like, eh, like, you're eyes like, yeah. Yeah. Your throat's all like, eh, it's bad, yeah, no.
Starting point is 00:27:14 It's been me, oh yeah. Stunning. Sad times. We've got really sad times now. We decided earlier. to do something to finish the show I'm so glad
Starting point is 00:27:27 I'm so regret no it's like massive regrets because also you've been drinking pretty consistent this is about six I haven't since like May and so this is gonna
Starting point is 00:27:38 and I'm fucked famously it's fine I'm fine one of us can hold a tune but we have written a song but we have written a song okay okay but we really need help we need help we should have written it sooner
Starting point is 00:27:56 because there's a screen up there that we could have got or we could have printed stuff out but we literally wrote it we finished at three four late anyway we didn't have time to print it so you just couldn't you have to hum but you know the tune please hum it's the 12 days of Christmas okay so if you could just hum along with us it would just really help we practiced out there full of rage and regret right now. I don't feel good about it at all. Oh, it's going to be really bad. It's going to be worse than we think.
Starting point is 00:28:26 Didn't even get a chance to properly warm up the vocal cords. She was. She was out there going, I was like, oh, suck a dick. Like, suck a dick. And she was going on some weird practice. She was like, we need to start lower.
Starting point is 00:28:35 I was like, out, I don't have higher or lower. I just have singing. This is the note that comes out. No, we need to start low. We need to start low. I can't start low. I can't start low. I can't start low.
Starting point is 00:28:45 will you hum with us? Thank you. It's a 12 days of Christmas, but it's the podcast version. It's terrible. And we hope... You have to lead it. Because you have some tunes.
Starting point is 00:29:00 We just have to hope for the best that I can follow them. This is your fucking idea. I don't know why somehow... Now I'm leading this. You love singing. Don't love singing. She loves singing.
Starting point is 00:29:11 She loves singing. Doesn't she just love singing? That's quite... No, I'm kidding. I'm really not, honestly. But I'm okay. It's fine. You've just reviewed yourself. I'm okay.
Starting point is 00:29:27 Okay. Hello, how long do we go? I don't know. I just have the tune. Suddenly I've got a very dry mouth. Right, come on, let's go. Daisy, we start humming us. Oh no, we weren't ready.
Starting point is 00:29:39 Oh, yeah, okay, fine. On the first day of Christmas this podcast gave to me mild anxiety On the second day of Christmas This podcast gave to me A team that we love And mild anxiety On the third day of Christmas
Starting point is 00:29:59 This podcast gave to me A codependent friend A team that we love And mild anxiety On the fourth day of Christmas This podcast gave to me TMI on Thursday A co-dependent friend, a team that we love and mild anxiety.
Starting point is 00:30:20 Such a long song. On this, it's only going to get long. On the fifth day of Christmas, my podcast gave to me an existential spin. TMI on T.M.I. on Ted's a codependent friend, a team that we love. Mild anxiety. On the sixth day of Christmas, this podcast gave to me. What the fuck's I'm saying? An ex-
Starting point is 00:30:47 Oh, an ex-stressur. No, we got that wrong. What the fuck don't say? An existential spin. If you remember, then pick it up with us, please. T.M.I am turds, a codependent, friend, a team that we love. And mild anxiety. On the seventh day of Christmas, this podcast gave to me,
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Starting point is 00:33:52 That was so much worse Oh no Thank you That was so much worse and I thought she was going to be. Wow, it's so loud. If we do it again, I feel like it'll be like five days of Christmas. Like Dave's Advent calendar, it's a man.
Starting point is 00:34:21 That's all we needed. When we were practicing now backstage, she was a lot quieter. Also, Jen, where's my inhaler? Seriously. It's all good and fine. I never know. It's like, are you? Are you fine?
Starting point is 00:34:38 I mean, never. No, no, you're best not to ask. No, no, no. We don't really. No, no, no, never. No, how are you as like futile questioning? Anyway, guys, thank you so much. Oh, thank you so much.
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