Should I Delete That? - Is It Just Me: The British's

Episode Date: April 26, 2023

In this week's IIJM, the girls discuss queuing, hyper wipers and what's been giving Al the ick lately...Follow us on Instagram @shouldideletethatEmail us at [e-mail] & edited by Daisy GrantMusic by Alex Andrew Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello. You sounded like you were answering like the home phone. Do you remember? I used to hate it. Do you remember? The home phone would ring. I'd be like, hello. It would be so crushing.

I remember my brother would always answer it. They'd always go fancy. And he'd be like, no, it's for some. We'd always be like, lo. You sound like a woman. Do you remember your home phone number? Are you kidding? Yeah.

I remember all my friend's home phone numbers. Do you? Yeah. Oh my God, yeah. Yeah, I still bring the home phone from time to time. Do you? Yeah, and I just want to fuck shit out. It still exists.

Oh, it still exists. Oh, my God. Yeah. I wondered if people actually still have home phones anymore. What clue they do? We still have a home phone. Wow, I love that. I know. And you know, your house now will have a home phone number.

Do you think? No, it does. Oh, it does? Yeah, it's on the Wi-Fi thing. Wow. Or like the mobile thing. I don't know. Like, I saw it with the day that we have a home phone note, I was like, what?

Oh, my God. I want to know what it is now. I know. And I want to plug in one of those, like, sort of bougie, like this pink fluffy phones. Yeah, I love those. Or like a hamburger phone, like, from Juno or, like, anything cool or like one in the shape of a lips. But just utterly pointless. Completely pointless.

But a good decoration. Yes. So it's worth it. So it's not pointless. Food for thought. There you go. You haven't is it just me for me? I do haven't, is it just me?

Tell me what it is? I feel like maybe a bit mean, but I've developed an ick. Oh, good. I'm on, I am on food talk. Oh, oh. I'm really hoping this ick is my ick. I cannot bear people like trying food, tasting food. And that moment, like that split second where they're like wondering what it's like, you know, tasting it, trying to get the vibe.

And then they go, that's really good. I didn't like that they go, they close their eyes and they go, mm. And it's like, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't cope. Yeah. It's awful. Like the sense, like pleasure of the sense. But the weird thing is, is I want to watch it.

It's like, I can't look away, but my whole body is like cringing. Yeah. Yeah, I find it. And they go, mm, mm, yeah. That's why I can't watch a master chef and stuff. And they're like, like, I just, my mom, my sister's in the next door room, and I know if she's listening, I know she'll, this is the first time she's been forced to listen to the podcast.

Oh my God, it is. And she's mentioned all the time. All the time. And she's got no idea that she's just all the time because she never listens to it. But today, she's listening. She's probably got headphones in there, so she doesn't have to listen to, be honest. And she was like, get this fucking noise away from me. But our mom, when we go to a restaurant, she makes, when they read out the specials,

or if she sees the special, she goes, mm-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-oh, and it's horrifying. It's like, oh, why is this happening? And she makes the same noise. This is really cool on my mum out now. She does listen, bless her. When she sees Paul Bettany's bum in a night's tail. Same noise as when she sees the specials on the venue. Mm.

Oh, I've got chill. Sorry, Francie. Hmm. So good. Sinister. It's really sinister. You're right though, but food talk in general is an egg. Because have you seen the ones of the men like really sexualising their puddings? And I realize I've put myself back because they, it's like they put their hands on the counter. And they like hump the counter. And then they like break an egg. And then they like lick their finger. And you're like, ugh. And they shove their fingers into like chicken and stuff. Yeah. I saw that. La la la la. Let me explain story of like a guy. it, like, shoved his whole hand, like, in a sectorable way,

I'm a chicken's ass. I'm like, has that chicken not suffered enough? Leave it dead. Dead for you to then fist it. Literally fist the chicken. Brilliant. But, like, I'm not understanding. Like, are we supposed, a female supposed to look at that and be like, ooh?

Ooh, I wish a man would shove his fist up my dinner. No, fucking hands off. I was thinking, not dinner. I was thinking vagina. Like, is that what we're supposed to, like, is it supposed to be? at best, like, surely? It's just, I don't, I don't get it. But, no, yeah, you're right,

the worst bit is their end. And I think that the reason why it's so awful when they go, mm, it's because it's basically saying like, hmm, I'm so good at cooking. It's also the face, no, it's the face as well, like, it's like they're either scrunchingwards and they go, oh. Is it like a, is it?

And it's like, it's sexual. I don't know, and I can't explain why it gives me so much ick, but it's like my number one ick right now. Do you remember? Did you have watched Cossop Girl? No, I didn't. Oh my God, you've missed out. I know the premise.

I'm talking incredibly specifically. There's a one bit where Blake Lively and Pem Badgley, the names sound very good together. It's a shame their relationship didn't work out, but where it's like sexual tension. And she puts a strawberry, a chocolate-covered strawberry in her mouth and she eats it sexily.

And I just could never, Like, I don't understand food. Yeah, I don't understand food in a sexual context. It upsets me more than it should. Like, eating, and you've seen me eat, like, I'm such a messy eater. I dribble everything. I hate chewing. I get stuff stuck in the back of my teeth all the time. Like, it's not a, like, it's not a... To me, it's just not a sexual thing at all. Imagine maintaining eye contact. Oh, my God, we have to buy lemons. For the next episode, we said we'll go and buy, we'll buy, we'll buy it. my lemons in between. We said we were going to do this. I've got another rick. But imagine maintaining eye contact with somebody whilst eating. When we eat our lunch today, let's just stare at each other.

Because it's a horrible thing to do. Worse than that, though, is drinking from a mug while you're talking to someone. It is really hard to maintain eye contact with someone and sit from your, I'm like, I'm going to do it, and sit from your mug at the same time because you end up just like creepily. That is creepy to be fair. Isn't it? Yeah, you look like, you know when someone's swimming underwater and they just live there eyes above. That's what you look like.

No eyebrows are, you're just like. It's really awful, isn't it? Yeah, that's really awful. That's really awful. Yeah, I don't know. That's giving me the air. Right, now, that's just another thing. I've just ruined. Like, I can't, I can't eat in front of anyone now. I can't drink my tea in front of anybody. No. Even water. Look. Spire.

Wait, I'll try. I'll try. Also, we can see your mouth in the, what my mom. Your little teeth. Okay, but it's just funny. Grow up. Grow up. We can take a step of a fourth trial. Like a chipmong. I do have really big teeth. Now we've ruined that.

We've ruined. Meeting a friend. I'm such a thirsty girl as well now. Yeah. Because I bet you look really cheaper through the bottom of a wine glass because they do that whole like proportional thing. I've got really thirsty now.

Don't look at me. I am. But what you're doing brings up another. Tissue, tissue. I will never get that image out of my head. You covered your eyes, right, for the people listening, right? She covered her eyes, she went to drink. She, like, lifted her hand up off one eye.

She's just staring at me while she's drinking. I'm like, you're okay? My pelvic floor is not strong enough. Water came out of everywhere. It came up my nose. Now it's coming on my eyes because I'm crying. I'm damn there pissed myself. I cannot wait to watch this bag.

Very, very bad. Like, well, that's gone well. It's just like this one eye. Daisy came in like, are you okay? It's like, no. Obviously not. And I rushed my baby's pram to get a wet wipe to clean up my own fucking mess.

I am a child. My dummy hurts. My tummy really, really hurts. Too much joy. I imagine my lipstick didn't survive that. Let me just reapply. It actually did, miraculously. It's been to be said for the Charlotte Tilbury.

Whoopstick. Probably not what it was designed to withstand. That did uncover another ick for me, though, as well, right? Right. Well, obviously, I'm sorry. Mind the ick. No, no, no. But this is something that I do as well,

but gives me proper ick, is basically people on Tick, people eating can't win in my eyes. I mean, it's cruel. Set them starve. When they're eating on TikTok, right, or on video, and they put their hand over their mouth.

But I do it. They can't win. I do it too. I know, they literally can't win. I'm horrible. I'm horrible. But they put the hand over their mouth and it just gives me the ick.

Right. Well, I think I might have been the origin. story of that ick because after i broke my jaw i had to shove stuff right in through the little gap and then i so i eat like a real little like demure lady i'm like oh yeah oh and it's because what's happening behind my hand is obscene it's just crumbs everywhere like ketchup spilling out like dribble oh god i remember those days gorgeous sad sad well i'm covered in about as much dribble now so what's that for fuck sake um should we see if anybody else was anything um from one stupid Is it just me to the next?

Hello, girls. I adore the pod and adore you all. You are the heir to my friar. Oh, my. Best compliment. Higher praise does not exist. Stunning. The heir to my friar.

What a compliment. Thank you so much. It's my one-year wedding anniversary coming up and I know what I'm saying in the card. Oh, I love that. You'll be air to my friar. You are boiling hot. You could obliterate any ounces food if left in.

Unattended for long enough. You can burn me quite well Yeah, you can see much me Okay, moving on You are probably carthiogenic Oh, do you think? No, no Don't say that

I didn't mean it Made butternut squash in there last night Coupes, yeah But they didn't go that well Did you put oil in them? Were they too thick? Yeah, but I don't know how much oil I guess to put in them

That could have been the problem Because they were They were tiny Maybe they were too small But they were like mushy Yeah, they burned On the outside And then they were mushy on the inside

That might just be a trait of the butternut squash. Oh, do you think? Yeah, I'm not a massive. I'm not a root vegetable lover, to be honest. I find them very... Yeah, I don't... Mushy. Mushy.

Yeah, and solid but also mushy. I don't know. Yeah, I agree. I don't like sweet potatoes. Do not like turnips. No. Swede. Swede.

You don't like Swedes? Swede. Carrot. I like Swedish people. Oh, I like carrots. I don't like cook carrot. You can boil a carrot for like very little time and it's nice. But I don't like any of that honey roasted carrot shit.

They just juice mushy. Oh, I quite like honey roasted. Oh, no. Parsnips. I do not like parsnips. But I think I just like what's on it. I thought you were good. I thought I like quite a shape.

I got a shape of her pastoral. This is, she's wanking off a parsnip. This is, catastrophic. Is it just me, guys? Okay. That was a tangent from. air to my friar, wasn't it? Yes, it was right.

I was like, how did we get that? Okay, air to my friar. I have a niche, is it just me? On the Lou the other day, I was in a hurry and thinking how grateful I was that I'd had a clean poo, which needed one cursory wipe instead of one of those awful messy poos, which use half a roll of blue paper. Is it just me who feels gratitude and good fortune when this happens? It kind of feels adulty to do a clean poo.

Like, I've hydrated and fed my body with enough good stuff to form a good clean poo. Always wondering if others felt the same, smoke on us. thanks for providing a safe space to compare and contrast this topic. Oh my God, it never occurred to me that that's a successful, that's the marker of success when it comes to a poo. I don't know. Does that signify health? I find at this trying time with my balance,

obviously I'm still anemic, my iron is still in hell. So I still poo like a lamb from time to time. Yeah, my iron pills don't help either because it makes you constipated. Anyway, you get quite a lot of clean poos there because they're just little mugs. They're just so small. Like, Malteseers. That means more fibre.

You need more fibre. You'd think, but I eat so much fibre. I just like, but yeah, but then I don't know what causes. I know what she means with the, I don't know. I don't know. On this, actually, on this, on this point, I got, somebody asked me last night to do a poll on my story. When you're pooing, do you go flat-footed or tiptoes?

Do you? Yeah. That's nice. Do you want to see what the statistics? Did you? Yeah. I want to see what the stats came in at. 60% of people use their tippy toes when they poop.

Oh, wow. Yeah. But that means that 40% are flat footers. It's good for you to use your tippy toes. It is. And I also, I don't know who's tall enough. I don't think I can reach the floor to have a flat foot. Because in an ideal world, you'd squat to poo.

Like, that's what nature's meant us to do. Not in my ideal world. My ideal comes with a seat. No, it's in no sense. fantasy of mine to be squatting. I can't think of anything less dignified. And that's coming from someone that just spat their own drink all over themselves. I was surprised by the amount of people in my DMs who had a stool, a little stool, stool, yes, that helps the squatty, I think people call it. Help to deepen the... Why do you keep looking like you're wanking stuff off? You keep doing

that. It helps the... It helps the... It helps the... I don't know. I don't know. You are supposed to keep your feet up. Yeah. But I just can't imagine like, oh, Where are you going with the stool, sweetheart? I'm just going for a poo? No. Me and Alex have got way too comfortable recently. Way too comfortable. While you're weeing.

Poohing in the shower. Yeah, the waffle stump. Waffle stomp. The Dave, he loves that, doesn't he? Waffle stomp, that's so disgusting. Yeah. I have an answer. It's good to have a clean wipe poo.

Oh. From this website called well and good.com. A naturopathic, doctor, said, after wiping, that piece of two-ply tissue should still look spotless. You should have absolutely nothing on the paper. Don't be a hyper-wiper. You should wipe once, wipe clean. Don't be a hyper-wiper. There's another fungernairia that we're all failing in.

Oh my God, if we're using up a few sheets to get the dirty job done, Dr. Tijero says that it's a sign your body isn't happy and is thus producing stool that's looser. messier than it should. Dr. Schererer, have you seen the world? Like, of course we're not fucking happy. Look around. It's all gone to shit. Literally. It's just an example of us not eating well for our bodies

or eating things we're sensitive to, having too much stress. Okay, well, that's another thing to get nicely stressed about, isn't it? Yeah, brilliant. Because I didn't have enough. I don't want a feeling of burning shame every time I have to wipe my ass. It's an undignified enough experience as it is

without feeling that I'm doing it wrong. Having said that, do you know, there are people out there that scrunch? Scrunch, scrunch the paper to wipe the bums with. Yeah. Yeah, fold it. You what? Yeah, I think so. No, yeah.

You don't fold it? I don't think so. So you just get a piece of l'u roll, scrunch it up. Yeah. And wipe your bum. Yeah. What? Definitely.

What? Because the scrunch gives you, I feel like it gives more space between hand and pop and then feel safer. It's first, is it not a waste of Louis roll? But second of all, you know when you like scrunch it and then you're like white? And then it's sort of unscunches because it's not going to stay in a perfectly, isn't there more risk then that poo's going to go more places? No, no. I have never scrunched. No.

I fold. No, fold feels really intimate. Fold feels way too intimate. You're literally, you might as well put, you might as well use your hands if you're using, if you're folding. But you can really get tissue papers thoroughly. It's so thin. Yes. If you fold it.

You just fold it like three or four times, and it's perfectly thick enough. But then, like, I would never use three or four pieces of toilet paper. So you're getting one? Two. Two? And just scrunching. Yeah. And you get the whole job.

What if you have to go again? Then another two. No, you see, with the fold, you just fold it up again and just use another bit. See, then that's better because then you're allowing more distance when you fold again. I can't believe you scrunch. I can't believe I've worked for a year and a half with a scruncher and I didn't even know. Oh my God.

I know. Does it change things? Yeah, massively. Yeah. I just imagine you're like scrably little fingers just really trying to like, scrunch, like, ball. It doesn't seem any like regularity to it. Any neatness?

Yeah, and normally I'm quite like, want for neatness. A fastidious person, yeah. I don't know. It seems weird that you've chosen chaos when it comes to a bumhole. I honestly didn't think anyone did any different. I'm like shocked by this. I'm a folder. even for a wee

you scrunch? Yeah, I scrunch for a way Yeah, yeah, scrunch for a wee I fold for everything But it's kind of like a cushion then as well It feels like more cushiony It just feels like it's gonna be messy It's like, it's like

It's just like Again with the hand job Folding feels harsh You know, it's like a little cloud I'm gonna try I'm gonna try I can't wait We'll report back

Although when you've next had a poo and I look forward to that piece of information Okay, so I have an email here Subject line The Q that wasn't a Q The Q that wasn't a Q Q is in line rather than a snook of Q I will leave that open to your interpretation

Excellent It's like, I think it's a It meant more than it meant Quite type line Okay The Sasha Polari special Hi Daisy M and Alex Interesting

line up there, I enjoy it. Daisy. Yes, love that. Love the pod. I'm an avid listener from the start and in all honesty, listening to your podcast has given me an overwhelming feeling of joy, thinking that in comparison to you guys, nothing embarrassing ever really happens to me.

Not right, I thought we were going, but I'm happy with the destination. We serve a purpose. If you're happy, I'm happy, exactly. It's been wonderful living in that sense of security and enjoying your stories from a position of affectionate sympathy. That was a until just a few moments ago when something seriously embarrassing happened to me, and I can't quite believe it. So I'm home for Easter, visiting family, and went off to Frome, Frome,

Frommi. She went somewhere. Okay. In the morning to buy some last-minute Easter eggs, classically unprepared. I didn't get one for Alex, actually, and I felt like such a shit wife, because everybody else got Alex Easter eggs. He got like four, none of them were from me. His mum, my mum, Georgie, like, our friend Rory got him one. Like, everyone got him an Easter egg, and No, I didn't. Anyway, he's had enough eggs. He's fine. He's fine. No, he's got like a dozen there. He's got old box full. Anyway, in Frome, there's this road that has a three-way from, I still don't know, that has a three-way traffic system just before you go under a bridge.

It often gets quite busy. So I assumed there would be a queue. I pulled up behind the car in front for the lights and I'm getting quite comfortable, as I know they take a while to change. A few more minutes go by and it's getting a bit weird. I swear the lights have changed green to red three. three times, but alas, the traffic isn't moving. And I start to think maybe a car ahead has broken down. Then a few big beats come from the car behind, and I'm thinking, yeah, actually, get a move on in agreement. Oh, God, how wrong was I? Turns out I am the problem, blocking what was now a queue of 20 cars behind me, looking at the car ahead of me in more detail, I can see there is no driver and I have just stopped in the middle of the road behind what was a couple of

parked cars and cars have been joining my cue to nowhere for five minutes and then as a car that beep pulled ahead of me as if to say you idiot that's a parked car I then had to crawl up behind them and just assume they were laughing hysterically hysterically at me in their car looking in their rear view mirror the minute it happened I thought of you guys and how I can fully say I've embarrassed some sorry I've experienced a very embarrassing moment it's official I'm initiated into the cult. Thank you for your pearls of wisdom and keep up the amazing work. Hope this made you chuckle. It's all I could do not to cry. Lots of love. I've done that. I've done that. I do that regularly because it's really hard to know sometimes.

Well, the lack of lights is the general indicator. If it's bright daylight. I'm not going to explain it. I think you'll, you know, or you don't. Well, I don't want to sit here and tell you all the things to look out for because I feel like if you don't know to look out for them, then you'll never know. I regularly have this problem where I'm like, is it a park car or is it a car, I'm on my own traffic. Oh, God. The British is, the British is obsession. The British, comma, F, the British is. The Brit's obsession with.

It must be British is. The British is obsession with queuing. That sounds so weird. I know. It's something that my Alex being Irish and you don't think they're that far away. way, but culturally they are worlds away when it comes to the queue. He doesn't understand my obsession with queuing. Absolutely. I'll get in any, I'll queue for anything. Like, look what happened when the queen died. People queued for days. For what? Literally, literally for days.

And if no one else was in that queue, no one would have gone. But people only went so they could join the queue because that's how much we love queuing. I don't feel like we love cueing. We love queuing. I just feel like we're really good at it. And we're super polite. So we've got cue etiquette down I queue barred the other day I did something really bad That's not like you as all You know I know I know it was so bad

I was at the theatre I should have been my awkward actually At the theatre And we were queuing to go into the bar Yeah But I didn't realise it was a queue I just thought everyone was trying to get into the room I thought it was like a milk bottle type situation

So I was like excuse me excuse me Got in there I was like oh my god That's a cue And that's why everyone was looking at me Like one guy even made a comment Being like do you want to go in front of me I was like, yes, obviously, what else am I here?

And then it's only that got in, I was like, we have to go back out. So I had to go back out and get back in the queue again. I'd pretend I was looking for friends. I didn't have any friends. That's really embarrassing. It was awful. I'm ashamed for you. I was ashamed of me.

And I'm sorry to anyone that might have been in the queue. I hate cue barges. And I am one now. I hate Q barges. And you know what? The main reason that I think I hate them is because I wish I was them. Oh, I don't. I cube barge in my car.

The contempt. that they all met with Yeah, I push in with my car because I can't hear the whispers Yeah, yeah, you're quite, you're pushy on the road You've got to be in London Yeah

piss or get off the damn pot Have I got my whole life To piss away at a traffic lights? No, I will get off the pot Take me off the pot Take me off the pot I withdraw from the pod I don't want anything to do with the pot

No, if I have to look anybody in the eye I'm not going to queue bodge Like I'll cue for anything And Alex I'll be like Why are you in this queue? You don't need to be in this queue This queue, I'm like, I'm going to stay in the queue anyway. Something about queuing, you know when you always say, like, if you go to hell,

like when you just descend the stairs, like what's waiting for you? And it's a cue for me. I hate it so much. I hate queuing more than anything. The worst thing about the, okay, not more than anything, but you know what I mean. The cue to hell, we'll just be full of cue barges. You'll be in that queue and your personal hell will be watching everyone in front of you. And I'll be in it forever.

People will be pulling in front of you. Because people, yeah, exactly. And you'll never go, yeah, I'll never progress. No, you'll never say anything. You'll just let them. do it and then you'll just sit there seed. No, you're already dead out, so this is your eternity. Oh, fuck. You just have to sit. You'll just be watching me come down an endless light of stairs and you'll be in hell. You'll be in the queue and that will be our personal hell. That's what we are.

This is so sad. Desti, oh my God, imagine. Imagine that for eternity. No, no, I couldn't. I couldn't. I couldn't. I just couldn't. I told you I queued up for the seventh Harry Potter book when it came out. I will give you for anything. I see. What a little loo. I probably did too. But when people queue for the new iPhones, I think grow up. Well, I mean, you can just get it the next day, no? They're not like...

And there's no limit on them. They camp out. Special edition. Intense on Regent Street. Yeah, I don't really get that. I don't get that. And for like new Nike shoes or... Yeah. People queue for them. People love queuing. That's what I mean. People love cueing. Rather you than me. Yeah, no, I don't have to queue.

It makes me want to tear my hair out. standing in a queue. I'm okay when the queue is moving. Oh, I don't mind a snake. You're moving around constantly. Don't mind that. That's okay. If I'm on the move, I'm okay.

But, oh, just a standing still. And it's like, oh, my God, I can't go. I can't about this. What was the last thing you queued for? Cue in for the Lou is embarrassing. I find queuing for the Lou is really embarrassing. Because everyone's like, oh, what are you going in for?

You're going in for a poo or away? You're going to scrunch. And then you know, because they come up with their head down. Yeah, or they've come out really slowly. We won't make that context. It's a different, different, you've gone, you go in with one cycle and you come out with another. You know that someone's gone off kilter. Yeah.

Like if you, the person in front of you hasn't come out by the time you've come out. You're like, what are you doing? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. See them across the out. You've seen them later in the restaurant. Shame. Nice poo, was it?

Shame on you. Shame. Disgusting. Shame. Okay, let's finish off with this email. Hey, girls. I've just finished listening to the episode where you introduce Al to two-seater cars, Aston Martins and Drive to Survive.

And I just want to say it was like the best 10 minutes of our podcast episode. I was crying with laughter driving him from work. Love that. Also, 100% agree with Toto being an oddly... Sorry, an oddly attractive older man. I would remove the word oddly. I would remove it and older. Yeah, he is attracted to the bone, conventionally.

Oh, stop. I would not say odd. I would climb that man like a tree. Oh, my God. I've never been trying to anyone more. I just have to say, I actually just have to call you out quickly before we go. I know. In a recent episode, you were saying, I just don't understand.

People talking about people fantasising about other men. It's never happened to me. It's never happened. Liar. You're a bare-faced fucking liar, Alex Lyd. I meant during ovulation. Because I don't ovulate, well, I don't really operate. Well, that is the fine print if I ever heard it.

Check the cheese and seeds for that line. please. I never fantasised about anyone else that I Toto Wolf Oh my God he is my number one

of all time I want to do a survey of the world about how many people are in love with him Okay this woman agrees with us that Toto being and I take

we do take offence to oddly attractive and older and older but okay it's almost like he shouldn't be attractive but he is

no this is what my Alex says my Alex says look if you saw him as like a clerk in the bank I would be be like,

take my nod. Take my money. Anything that's in that bank account is yours, baby boy. Alex, Alex says that, he's like, if you met this guy in any other walk of life, you wouldn't fancy him so much. It's because he's like, like, so, like, powerful and rich and successful and passionate.

He's objectively hot. Yeah. What if you saw him like, no, you're right? Oh, and he's shoulders and he's super tall. Yeah, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it, I get it. get it. I get it. And the F-1 is back this weekend. I know. I'm so excited. We're not waited long enough. I'm actually catched. Yeah, you were up. Yeah, well, that's why we, they did this break

just for you. They were like, we're going to have to postpone the race because Alex Light hasn't caught up yet, so that's way. I'm on holiday, but I don't care. I'm getting up to have a time to watch that. I look forward to texting you about it. Perfect. Hang on one second. Yeah. Susie, his wife, is also incredible for her work, for getting women into motorport. I agree. We want to Susie on the podcast. It's too weird now, isn't it?

It's weird now. It's just way too weird. It's rude. I think it's disrespectful. No, we really fancy your husband. That's a good thing. Is it? It's a flatter. Can we do a poll on the Instagram?

Have we gone too far? Have we gone too far? I did say I'd climb him like a tree. I wouldn't, out of respect for his very cool wife for the fact that I'm married. And also, I would snap. I would like, I would start climbing and he'd just be like, oh, get off me. He would just break him up. He wouldn't. He's, he would take it. Oh, he would...

No, we're ruining it again. We want Susie. We want Susie. We're not, neither of us want to climb him like a tree. We'll just, we'll observe him politely from a distance, like we're looking at a tree. Yes. From afar. Yes. We've no desire to actually meet him or be with him. Promise. And this girl says, I think I die if she was a guest. Okay, we're going to work on it. If we've ruined this for everybody by being lusty, well, that would be a goddamn shame. keep trying for Susie.

She can't be surprised. She can't be surprised if she's married like the fittest man ever. And it's like props to you. Like props to you. Not only are you a badass, successful but in your own right, you've also married a dish.

So. My dish. Cachal. Cajal. On that note. I feel like we end every year. We must do. Yeah.

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