Should I Delete That? - Is It Just Me: The opposite of whelmed is crossfit

Episode Date: October 11, 2023

On this week's IIJM, the girls discuss crossfit, slides and just wanting to be whelmed...Follow us on Instagram @shouldideletethatEmail us at [e-mail] by Daisy GrantMusic by Alex Andrew Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello and welcome back to Should I delete that? I'm M Clarkson and I think we ought to be transparent. I'm in a foul mood. Okay, fine. I was trying to bring some energy and like, you know, we're going to gloss over it, but yeah. I mean, we will. You're not in a foul mood. I'm just, things are being sent to test me.

Yes. I'm stressed. Yeah. Yeah, I've got that, like, right eye thing where it's just... Titching. Yeah. Yeah, it's a lot. But I'm okay.

Yeah, it was a stressful morning. It's been a stressful morning. It's all right. Okay. Yeah, it's all right. I just think sometimes things are just really hard. Yeah. Like, sometimes it's, like, things are just really hard sometimes.

And I don't feel like we, like, I don't know. I'm fucking, it just, everything's annoying out because, like, because people, people will accuse me of toxic positivity because I don't give a lot. And like that is the most annoying thing. So annoying. People accuse me of it all the time. They're like, oh, you just promote toxic positivity. And it's like, now that's an oxymoron. Fuck off.

But like, I mean, it's a thing. Fine, it's a thing. But like, does it have to be a thing? Do you know what I mean? Like, I just generally want to be quite a happy person. That's fine. Yeah. You do you.

Yeah. But then today I said that I'm anxious. And now I'm getting messages, you've been like, maybe you've got postnatal depression. And it's like, oh my God, leave me be. Like I just want, I just want, yesterday I'm in a really good mood and today I'm just in a really bad mood and that's okay. Let me be anxious. But it just makes you not want to say anything because you just think if I'm positive, people tell me that I'm toxic.

And if I'm negative, people tell me that I'm depressed and it's like, oh, okay, then. You be what you want to be. Okay, well, right now out, I'm very overwhelmed. Okay, stressed, overwhelmed. Yeah. Shall we try and cheer you up with an embarrassing story? Yes, absolutely. And before we do, can you remember what?

film it is, is it legally blonde, where she says, you know, you can be overwhelmed and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be overwhelmed? I don't know, but I've never heard it before. I like, I know, and I keep thinking about that. Like, I'm so overwhelmed at the moment. I'm like, some, I just, I just want to be welled. Like, I don't want to be underwhelmed. Wait, does Welmed as a word exist? Oh no, yes, you can just be wellmed. Interesting. In fact, Welmed has been around a lot longer than it's over and under siblings. Interesting. Yeah. Well, that must be, this is classic middle, child. I would like to be wellmed. That's my mission for next week because I don't,

I never want to be underwhelmed. It's not my vibe. But I'm very tired of being overwhelmed. Okay. So mission welled. Mission welcomed. Yeah. And I'm just going to be content. Nice. Okay. Right. Yeah. Cheer me up. Please. I will. But just quickly, someone DM me the day and said, every time you introduce the podcast, it sounds like you're saying, shoulda. So you know, like should I delete that? Apparently sounds like should I delete that. Apparently sounds like should I delete that. Anyway, just thought I'd slip that one in. I was like, oh. Does that apply for me too? I didn't get that DMs,

so presumably not. No, I don't think so. I think it's me. Shudder. My crap. Shudder, delete that. Annunciation. Embarrassing story. It is a long one. So buckle, buckle up. Buckle in? Buckle up. Take a pick, babes. Whatever you want.

Hi, everyone. Of course I've got to say the podcast is fantastic. In capitals, no less. I'm late to the party, but absolutely binging my way through. I've just been absolutely humiliated, also in Capitals, and figured the best thing to do would be to share the embarrassment with you all. Apologies for how long this is typed out, but it's worth it, I think. To set the scene, it's a hot Saturday day, and I decide to become a Disney princess

and spend the day in a floaty middy dress making two lemon drizzle cakes. One for home, one for work. Oh my God, I love that. That is my dream. That is, on Saturday, I'm going to bake. You close your eyes and picture yourself. in a floaty middy dress making two

lemon drizzle cake I don't need the dress part but I would love to bake seeing as I'm work could you bring one of the cakes for me yes thank you

but that means making it dairy free yes I wouldn't have to Google that well I wouldn't have to Google that's not my normal recipe I'll have to Google it I'll fuck off

I've changed I cuck now I'll have to Google it yes I'll bring you on okay fine so she's literally prison says she's in and plight you don't have to bring me one I'll buy one it'll be because you know it'll be shit yeah and you'll have to say it's really nice and it's not

I'll have to eat it it'll be a whole thing yeah never mind fuck it um and you'll be disappointed I'll be horrible a whole load disappointment just be disappointed fuck that I okay back to the story I'm an electric wheelchair user so I whiz her to cool six miles per hour up the road on the actual road rather than on the path and this is important to the shop to get some lemons the shopping trip goes well if a little disappointing at the size of the lemons on the way back though it's a different matter everything's fine and dandy i was on the path down the busiest road because i like to not become roadkill fair fair the path she means pavement right yes yes the pavement's about one wheelchair wide

so i slow down to a crawl as i can see a team boy walking the opposite direction to me sure enough he didn't see the humongous chair in his way so i had to swerve onto the grass at the last possible second This dramatic move caused my dress to get stuck in my largest wheel and pull the dress down over my bra. The team boy was shocked, I was shocked, and to make this ten times worse, this was on top of a bridge over the motorway. So I was also flashing everywhere and driving both directions, both on the motorway or crossing it. Team boy ran away, which is very understandable. He just ran away. I kept tugging on my dress to at least get it enough free to pull it up over the boobs,

but it just kept ripping around the wheel and getting more and more tangled. Oh no. Without any scissors with me, I had to accept my fate and continue the normally five-minute walk back home. Because of the entanglement, I could not go to my top speed of six miles per hour on the road and was reduced to one mile per hour on the pavement because safety first people. And of course, caused an extremely loud noise. Clip attach, she said. I can't say clip touch.

Anyway, loud noise from the chair So everyone within the vicinity was deadpan staring at me For the next excruciating 15 minutes Oh, it was just continuing to make a loud noise What the dress in there? Yeah. It's like a wheel being like, I've got your dress I've got your dress.

Look at her beard. With my 34 double G tits out. Oh God, that's my size now. Desperately using a very small bag of lemons to give me 1% modesty with a plus size body. You're using the little lemons. A disappointingly little lemon For coming your massive jugs

Oh man Sorry I felt like a sexualised tea But then I also feel like we've got a camaraderie Because I also have massive drugs right now And I wish it's not there But it didn't My house isn't wheelchair accessible So I manually have to get out of my chair

And put my ramp up to the door Due to the situation I had to strip out of the remnants of my dress So all my neighbours out and about on this afternoon have now See me basically naked Save to say I'm never leaving the house again and I'm spending all my time speeding through the podcast

as I think this story definitely needs to be included so we can all laugh about it instead of cry. Oh my God. Oh, bless her. Bless you. Oh, shit. Bless you. It's bad on all counts.

It's so disappointing again. When clothes let you down. It's like it only ever happens when you're in a bad mood and you try and rush out the room or like spin around the kitchen and like you're, it happens to me all the time like my pocket and this is why they didn't give women's clothes pockets back in the day because they just knew that it would be like a hazard in the kitchen

but like your pocket just get the your shelf handle or your door handle will just get you in the pocket and then you're like oh and it only ever happens when you're in a bad mood my armhole got my armhole the armhole of my t-shirt got stuck on the banister yesterday and I was like a millisecond away from just punching the banister

it makes you so angry I always have to stop and say to myself it's not the bannister's fault it's not the t-shirt what are you really angry about it my fault I'm like I want to be mad at something I want to punch the banister or like rip my t-shirt because I'm so mad at it and then just that's disappointing because you're like oh but it's not their fault I know I happened the other day I was having an argument with Alex about something probably like how messy the house is because that's just where we live now and I was like right well I'll just pull

and I was like bolstering out the river as I was bolstering out my fucking jumper got caught in the on the bar stool and it was like oh it's so embarrassing and then all you have to do the only place to go is like defeat it's like oh okay

I know because you can't keep being angry at the chair no because it's not the chair's fault no it's your own fault but that makes get angrier. But I get so annoyed. There are like certain things that really, really annoy me and I really want to not get annoyed by them. The washing machine, like when it's so annoying, like you think it's because ours is in the cupboard. Like we put a washing machine in the cupboard, but then it rattles and it makes such loud noise in the cupboard. And it's like, oh my God, why is this so annoying? And why is it at the end of a cycle, it goes, and then it goes quiet for a minute

and you're like, oh, and you're in a false sense of security. And then, oh, my God, again. And then booers started like Just boo at like Actually all my mum's dogs do it as well So like all the dogs in my life Lick Everything All the time

Yeah Their paws Yeah They're genitals Oh yeah The furniture Oh yeah And it's so annoying

And I just have to sit there And I'm like I love you I love you I love you I love you I love you But stop Fucking

Licking And those are the things That I'm just like I've got to grow up I've got to Like life is just annoying sometimes Don't be annoying

by it. Don't be annoyed by it. But I can't not be annoyed by it. Yeah. Things like that don't bother me as well. It bothers me when she licks me because I'm like got wet dog spit on me then. Oh I'd rather be licked because it feels more deliberate. It's the passive. There are some passive things that annoy me. But then I think there's something wrong with me because when I, it's a sound. It's a sound. I think these are all sounds. That's a thing, isn't it?

No. No. Something phonier. I'm a bit wary of those. I don't want to self-diagnosed because I think I'll just get myself into a world of trouble. It's like people who can't stand other people chewing, which I do fucking hate. My friend eats, like he hasn't eaten

for a long time and like a feral animal and it's really horrible. Alex does that when he's like, yes. As we've talked about, he's recently joined CrossFit. Oh, okay, this is actually what we need to talk about. Oh, God.

I mean, it's making him hungry. That was the link. But he's joined CrossFit, guys. It's his entire personality. It is. There's no other way to go. Nope. I'm really happy for him.

I'm not. Well, well, okay, so look, selfishly, it's good. Like, his mood benefits exponentially when he exercises. And he hasn't been exercising recently, which is probably why we were arguing when I got stuck to the pastoral. So that's super good. I mean, CrossFit, like, have you ever seen one with a bad body? No.

like he's going to look I mean he already looks great but he's going to look like also the other day and it doesn't matter I know weight doesn't matter but the other day Alex and Arlo went on one side

of the seesaw and I went on the other side of the seesaw and I was still heavier than both of them and I was like you know what go home eat a lot

go to CrossFit and we'll just read and I know it doesn't matter and that's a problematic point and I'm sorry because it is okay to be heavier than your partner but heavy than your partner

and your child. I was like, oh, she's a baby. Yeah, yeah, no, it doesn't, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. But, yeah, I'll be in trouble. Please don't be a drama. Please don't be hanging me for that. He's going to, he is definitely going to weigh a lot more after CrossFit. Well, yeah, he's going to beefcake. Have you watched the CrossFit games? No, but I know, I know I'll be watching them live next year when Alex is competing me. Honestly, one of the most fascinating documentaries I've ever seen in my life. I, yeah, I'm actually really excited. Like, I, I, I, I'm, I think it's quite, like, hard for, he doesn't need to make new friends,

he's got lovely friends. But it's kind of like, it's hard as an adult to make friends. And I'm kind of excited for him to make, like, exercise friends because he'll have friends with whom he has things in common, like, which is nice. Like, local friends that want to do what he does, a few and far between because what he does is insane,

the Iron Man stuff. Yeah, stupid. Yeah, really stupid. So it's quite nice for that. Yeah. And he came back and he was like telling me, but he was like nervous to go. Oh, did you make friends?

And he made friends. I know, I know, I know. And then he really sold it to me. And I was like, oh, my, because I was told, and no one's set in turns, don't join CrossFit. Because I'm hyper mobile, so I'm probably going to get injured. So I'm like, don't join CrossFit. Okay.

He came back and I was like, oh my God, I want to join CrossFit. It sounds amazing. And he almost had like a six pack already. I was like, the fuck. He looked so good. So I was like, oh, and it sounded so fun. And he was really excited. And he was like, oh, I'm going to go back again, and I'm going to go this time.

And I'm going to go and then they got this upstairs. And I was like, and I'm going to go. oh my god, sold, I'll go, I'll go. And then this morning he was like, yeah, so it's competitive, by the way. And I was like, no, fuck that. I quit. I haven't even started and I'm not going.

But, yeah, I feel like this is going to become a cornerstone of his personality. It already is, I can tell. Yeah. But it's making him hungrier, which means that he does eat like a wolf. Yeah, because, I mean, they must burn like thousands of calories in a crossfit session. And he already is. like yeah he's already uh like he has to consume so much food yeah he asked like he just loses weight if he's making me hungry you know my tummy's literally growling like the thought of crossfit's making

me hungry you'd be if you went across it I feel like I've done a session I know I know I think we should join though but then it'll become my personality but then I'll look so good and strong I'd say at the moment you don't I don't think you need to add that into your life that's true Maybe just like stick to the running for the timing. Yeah, maybe Whelmed. A CrossFit is not... Yeah. It's not synonymous with Welmed.

No. They are probably antonyms. Yes. Once the opposite of Welm'd, CrossFit. Yeah, I don't know. I'm excited for him though. Yeah, that is exciting. I mean, people love it.

Like it's like a religion. Like a cult, yeah. But he's had a bad back for a while, so that's a worry. It's probably not great. But it's just getting older. Like, we're just getting older. Oh, don't. Oh, don't.

no I can't I can't do this I know you don't gate keep age we're all getting older throw me down this slide right now I do not need to go down it yes we're getting older

can we just leave it there do you think I'd like slides yes yes I think you probably do I think you're very nervous I imagine when you get to the top you overthinker and then I think when you get going you go ooh and then you get to the bottom

and you're like oh my god and then you clap and you go again again I like to know that they're very safe slides and that they're enclosed because I do think there is a danger of, you know, when people like go from side to side, they're going down a slide and they could just whoop over the side. Have you not seen the videos of the people doing that? No. What? I get sent it all the time. You haven't seen it. That's horrible. There's a woman in a bikina going down a water slide and she gets shoo, shoo, shoo, and then poup.

Off the edge. Okay, fuck that. I'm never going on slide. Yeah. I mean, she probably wasn't okay. Not enclosed one. But actually an enclosed one's probably not, I don't know, you could get stuck. You get stuck forever Oh my god No no No sorry you still have limbs You've got options You can crawl that

Daisy's been stuck Have you been stuck At the top Oh how That is embarrassing I'm ashamed for you Because you can't be the one to climb back down the ladder No

My brother was that kid once They got stuck No it was just nerves Oh Oh You just need someone to give you a shove So maybe it was my sister. Definitely one of them's been stuck at the top.

You need someone to give you a shove. I mean, that probably goes against boundaries and consent, but also just, if I'm ever stuck at the top, just give me a shove. Please. By the tiny next to the bottom, I know you'll be all right about it. Yay! I could see her. Yay!

I did a slide. My brother was always, like, very, well, he was incredibly competitive, but he'd, a very often. and remember, like, as kids, like, being at the top, he'd be the one at the top that was too nervous, and then he'd only go when I'd gone, and I'd only go because I wanted because I wanted, yeah, because I was a big sister. Also, he learnt to swim before me and ride a bike before me, and he's two years younger than me.

Oh, my God. I know, I only swam because he swam. He's two years younger than me, 20 months. Oh. I know. I feel like that's on your parents. Same was riding a bike. Yeah.

No, maybe, I just think, I think, oh, maybe that's quite lazy. But then he wasn't potty train for ages because he just didn't mind sitting in his own shit, whereas I was like, not about that life. Like, I was potty train like that, because I just didn't fancy it. It's interesting, isn't it? Like, different people's, like, boundaries. Yeah. What they will settle for.

I will sit in shit, but Beth believe I will swim. I broke my sister's arm on a slide. we were on holiday a complex in Spain and we loved it so much but they had a little pool in the complex little slide and we snuck out

of the apartment very late at night obviously not allowed yeah me and Jen I snuck Jen out she really wants to come I was like no you'll crump my style but she begged me so I was like fine

I'll take you as long as you don't ever tell mom and dad and we went on this slide and Jen went down for the water wasn't running because it was night time so she went down slide you went bareback dry and landed right on her and broke her and broke her arm but I was like no no I don't care that you're you feel pain I don't care you don't feel pain it's all in your head forget about it we have to go to bed and put her like nothing

happened like mum and dad cannot find out let's just go back to bed you'll be fine and she said she was like dragging her arm along like back to the thing and I made her go to bed because I didn't think it was broken I was just like you're fine you've just you're you know she was only eight I don't know whatever she was really young I was like you're just being a pussy and yeah I think she told on me

the next day and we went to hospital and it was broken I'm sorry I told you about the time that Alex fell off his bike yeah got home I was at the pub with my friend having dinner this was years ago and we lived with Sarah my best mate we lived with Sarah and she got home

and he was standing at the frying pan which wasn't ton and there was raw bacon in the friday. This is when we ate meat and when he ate meat. And there was, he was cooking and Sarah doesn't eat meat. She was like, that doesn't look right. And he was like, yeah, I think I'm, I think I'm having a concussed. And she was like, cool, cool, fine. You know what Sarah's like. She's like, okay, cool. And I also think I've broken my foot. And Sarah's like, okay. And then he was like, I should probably go to hospital and she was like, okay. And he's like, will you take me to the hospital? And she was like, yeah, but I'm not driving you. And he was like, why? And she was like, because

I don't think I'll be able to park, and I don't want the stress and I'm going to park. So we have to walk. So she made him walk to the hospital. It was like a mile away, which isn't that far, but like still, he walked for a mile. It is, yeah, she's like, it's not broken. He's just being a mad. He's just being a pussy. Like, he's just knocked his head. He's absolutely fine.

And then, yeah, because she didn't want to park. She didn't want to pay for parking. That was it. She didn't want to pay for the parking. And then, yeah, they x-rayed it. And it was like super broken. I think she left in there. So I think she got into the waiting room and was like, you're right? All good.

Bye. That's what you call support. Yeah. That is a supportive friend right there. I love that. Yeah, I love that. So she made him walk all the way to the hospital. Excellent.

Yeah, and then he had a broken foot. Yeah. What did you do? Oh, fell off his bike. Yeah. Oh, he said it happened outside the Ritz when he used to cycle home from work. So he was like, it came down Piccadilly.

It happened outside the Ritz and he said literally people were just stopping to take photos. How embarrassing in such of a posh establishment? Yeah, and he said that it was because it's the walls to me. It's a restaurant next door and the dormant tried to help him. And he was like, he just had this deep sense of shame. Did he cycle home? Yes, he did. So he cycled all the way back,

then was cooking his little bacon with his concussion and his broken fur. I know, I know. That always makes me so sound like when he hurts. Because he falls for his bike all the fucking time.

I'm like, I'll grow up, babe. Like, don't do that. But then he got hit by a car. He got knocked with his bike by a car. Like, not long after that. He's still got a scar on his ass from it. And he got knocked off. And I think I told you this.

It was years ago. But my mum wrung me, because they were on a bike cried together. And she went, can you come and get us Al's got a flat tire and I literally just boiled my eggs and I was like

really okay I'll come now I'll come now so I ate my eggs I was like I'm not leaving this like he's got a flat tire they'll be fine

they're safe like yeah I thought so I ate my eggs as I should I'll go hard if I leave I can't do you don't know

I don't come back of a cold egg I ate my eggs got to where he was covered in blood bikes all fucked it's like yeah I got hit by car. You bitch.

I didn't know. He told me he told me he'd have been hit by car. You'd have driven too fast and you'd have had an accident. So I'm telling you his flat tie. You're just like, go have a nap. I was going to do my washing. Then I'll come. So basically what I happen.

The pattern here is that Alex gets neglected when he hurts himself. I know. But he's a bit of a trooper. He is a trooper. Oh my God. I haven't told you. He put me in for a massage. Yeah.

He put me in for a massage. the other day. This should have been my awkward. It was because we couldn't do an awkward. We didn't do the GBA. I'm going to tell you now. So he put me in for a massage. I thought it was a Swedish massage. Okay. It was Thai massage.

Yeah. Which I've never had before. Okay. I was expecting something different. And I just feel like that's, I should preface it by saying I was expecting Swedish massage. You know? So I got on the bed. Yeah.

I've got a problem with this shoulders since I've had all over with my hypermobile thing. My shoulder keeps popping out. That's really nice. they're literally like popping it's happening is really gross I know that's why I was going

for the massage so I thought you know I saw a person they were like you need to break up or you need to act puncture

it's going to be whole thing I was like okay fine I got on the bed I felt somebody climb onto the bed

with me and I was like oh okay well you just take a seat there so she sat on my mom

and I was like oh my god and then she started like grinding I was like well this is a bit bizarre but okay and then yeah she leant forward so she was like right

like on me and then was like this grinding sort of it was kind of like trying to like loosen everything off but it was very intimate uncomfortable uncomfortable and very intimate physically

physically It was good. Mentally, it was a lot. Like, basically, I was like, I know that this will be helping me. Like, it's horrible. This is a horrible experience for me because I'm so awkward. And that touch is not my love language. I am not a tactile person.

I don't particularly like any type of massage. But this was a lot of her body on a lot of my body. That's a lot. Yeah. I mean, I knew they climbed on top of you, but I thought that was just to, like, get your arm behind your back. We did a lot of that, a lot of pretz link. But then afterwards, she picked up my arm.

So she did all with that. And then she picked up my arm, and then she just started punching it. Like here. Ow. Okay. And then this one. And then she'd pick up my feet. And it was just punching the bottom of my feet.

I was like, oh my God. I need to be brave. Like, I need to be brave. It's like you with the balister, just poof, poof, woo, foo, foe. Oh, it was a lot. Sometimes it's so hard to be brave, though. I know. I know.

And I really wanted to just be like, no, this is horrible. but I can't be, you know, it's a, it's a bread and butter. I can't say, I hate that when, because I always say I want deep. Same, otherwise what's the point of going? Right, exactly. Don't just stroke me. There's nothing worse than just being stroked when you want it to go so hard. Agree.

But sometimes they go so hard. And then you're like, oh, fuck, I actually can't take this. And then you're like, you can't go back. You can't go back, but your body betrays you. Your muscles will do like an involuntary, like kick them in the face or, do you know what I mean? Like your whole body all the like shudder. I think of the noise as well. Sometimes I'm like, oh.

And they're not. Don't do that. Don't do that. Or when they say like relax and you're like, I'm physical pain. I can't relax. It's not possible. Oh, I was in trauma. I was having a trauma response to that matter.

I was like my whole body. And then I got out and Alex was so sweet and he waited to me. And I was hoping to have a bit of time on the walk home to like decompress and be like, get my story straight. But like, yeah, no, it's lovely. It was, I feel so relaxed. and whatever, but he caught me on me out and I was right there and he's like, how was it?

I was like, yeah, yeah, it was a lot. Interesting. It was a lot, yeah. It was a lot. Nice gesture, though, of Alex to book you in. The nicest. And I hope he doesn't... Yeah, I'm, yeah, I hope he doesn't listen to this

because I don't want him to not do it again. Oh, yeah, and I do it again. No, maybe actually, I hope you are listening. Can we do it again? But just somewhere else. Like, I did feel the benefits of it like two days afterwards. Yeah. Like, I definitely felt better.

but it was just intense. Yeah. Less intimacy. Yeah. Yeah. I, I, yeah. I also just don't like, I don't know. I just, I'm very aware of like myself. I want to apologize for my whole existence when someone's touching me in that manner. Yeah. And, you know, when, like, I feel like if I close my eyes, like I can zone out and forget that it's another person there with me. But then, you know, when you open your eyes and you're in that little, massage hole and you see their feet and then you're like

ah there's a person it's a real person with feet and hands and stuff and now I'm yeah maybe they'll go home and talk about you probably likely I bet they have to rub all sorts oh yeah I don't even think about that we should get a massage therapist on at some point I bet they've seen some thing I always get worried that they probably have to

deal with like erections I bet they do I bet they do this is like to your point a few months months ago about how if you were a man you'd probably have erections all the time because you didn't want them that would probably be the worst place to get them

but I guess we'd get them all the time I mean probably with like the touch I don't know yeah it's Gribly oh gross yeah I don't like to think about that I want to know how many people that I've made Gribly like I use that word all the time it means nothing it doesn't mean anything we just use this to describe my brother

because he's just kind of sums him up just like Gribly it means nothing but I also know what you mean exactly but I want to know how many people was like picked it up and just started using it in their common parlance because I talk I use it on the podcast all the time and you just know exactly what it means even though you don't know what it means yeah no I get that yeah like someone with a hangover

like eating an omelette with a hangover that's kind of how I would describe a griveler we call him the griveler sometimes I want to know this is kind of gross isn't it like oh gross like egg I really want to mention something I've seen in TikTok but we've got to wrap up I'm going to mention it in the next No mention it now.

A girl who eats butter on TikTok. Oh my God, I've seen her. I know. I was watching outside. It made me feel so physically sick. She just thinks things. Lurpack's like £5.50 for a sick now. I know.

So expensive. And she just spoons it into a mouth and she chews it. But something about the chewing. Like, you can't chew butter. Just because you can doesn't mean you should. Exactly. Butter. I know.

That's gribly. That's gripply as shit. That's made me bad. No shade. Like, no, like, you know. Do you? Like, your mouth, do what you want? Your money.

How much did you have to be paid to eat a stick of LurPack? I couldn't. I couldn't. Ow. Everyone's got their price. I'd do it and I'm allergic to dairy. I'll die for it. No, no.

No, £100. $100.000. No? It's sold. I will go upstairs right now and buy a pack of LurPak. But when you say stick, what do you mean? A pack. Oh, an entire pack.

Oh, yes. Is that a stick? Yeah, stick of butter. I'm thinking it's stick. Like, you know, you get goat cheese in sticks, like a long thing. Fine, fine, fine, fine. Oh, a pack of butter? A pack of butter.

Like, she does. But like a physically couldn't go through it. I couldn't. I would worry for her arteries. That's the only thing I will say. But again, you do you queen, your arteries, your problem. Yeah. 100 pack.

Okay, fine. I think there was a lot of disordered stuff going on there in that situation. Yeah, no, it's not too common. But like, for us, for right now. 100 for a stick. How much for a pack? a thousand Lurpack are you listening

oh my god you sponsor me because if you sponsor Alex a thousand pounds she will eat on camera with your branding they've definitely got

a thousand pounds out they're charging people five pounds for a pack I'll be sick as a dog but I will be a thousand pound richer yeah okay maybe if they sponsor that episode you can keep all the money

I won't even take any of course you wouldn't fucking take any I'm eating the pack of Lurpa It's online, bitch. Who's organised it? I'll buy you a coffee. Sorry, right, you'd be nothing. You'd be nothing without this.

I'm the creative brains behind the operation. I'm your manager in this. I'm facilitating the deal. But fine, I won't take anything. I'm being generous, Al. You have it. You have the money and the butter. Then eat 20% of my Lurpack.

If they give me a floor, if I can do a dairy free, I'll go to Flora. Oh, I couldn't eat flora. I mean, I couldn't eat. The Flora of vegan one, I'd sooner do the vegan one to the not vegan one. for a few reasons. Actually, probably because it's less, you know. I feel really sick.

Yeah, well, yeah. And everyone else listening to us too. So on that note, we've got a wrap up. But also, guys, if we all put in back, I know how many people are listening to us, we could put in five each. And we've got your money. Oh my God.

What did you crowd fund for, Al, to eat a pack of Lurpack? Wow, you do such good work with your platform Not everything you do has to be good Sometimes it can just be fun Sometimes it can just be for you That's the weirdest tap you've ever given me

I just wanted to make I wanted to you to know that you have permission Just to live your own life On social media Stop bowing down to the needs of others Thank you You just do you Because it's really been a dream of mine

To be sponsored for a thousand pounds To eat a pack of blur pack You just do it Dreams do come true. Dreams can come true. Look at me, babe, I'm with a you. Never can't have to hang up. Woo!

Do we take a cheer. See you next week, guys. See you next week. Thank you so much. Bye! Thank you so much for listening. Should I delete that? Should I delete that?

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