Should I Delete That? - Is It Just Me: The shower fork

Episode Date: January 26, 2023

In this week’s Is It Just Me? the girls discuss cheating, dodgy bumcracks and confusing aioli for areola...Follow us on Instagram @shouldideletethatEmail us at [e-mail] & edited by Daisy GrantMusic by Alex Andrew Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello Welcome back to an actual Is It Just Me? Because last week we fucked up a bit and we did know Is It Just Me's? But this time, there were going to be Is It Just Me's? And they're going to be embarrassing stories. Well, I've actually got some Is It Just Mees from last week's Is It Just Me? That I didn't read out.

They were related to the polls that I had done. Yes. Prior to the recording. And something that came up a lot. John was from people asking. Yeah. Sorry. I'm still pregnant if you can't tell.

You're pregnant? Yeah, just making a painting a picture for the listeners. I was like repped into the microphone again. What was it saying? Oh, yeah. Tampons. Tampons and moon cups. Yes.

People have questions. Yes. Now, the first one that people said in, it was, is it just me that, well, it was more of a question that was like, do you take your tampons? tampon out when you wee? Or do you just wee with your tampon in? And then just wipe your bum and go. Obviously you don't take your tampon out.

Obviously not. But then, piss string, which you just don't want to be dealing with. A lot of people feel like they don't want to weed on the string and then have to put like some like pistering back in their pants. Yes.

And like carry on with their day. But if you're a bit careful, you can put the string to the back. Well, this was the, this has been the highlight of my DMs. has been so many people being like, oh, you just have to talk it up the back.

Like a little tail. Yeah, took it out of the back. Yeah, you just pull it out the way. Yeah. But some people have been pulling it forward. That's not right. I don't understand because that's where the weehole is. I don't understand how are you pulling it at the back?

I'd sometimes hold it at the front. You hold it at the front. Because the weehole's in front of the vagina, isn't it? But it's getting a little bit of piss on it as opposed to the entire flapping thing, laughing about getting pissed on it. But if you hold it at the back, How am I holding it at the back? Am I holding the string with my hand in my arms?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Or, you don't have to like hold it. You can just kind of like tuck it. What do you mean? Tuck it where? Well, it depends if your cheese is spread, but like just between your butt cheese. Yeah, just like tuck it. I don't think the string is that long. It's not going to go like the whole way. It's not like a jeez string. Oh my God, how long is your gooch? Don't make her answer to that. She can fight. She can sue us for sexual harassment or something.

I think your cheeks can get a bit spread which might make it hard to sort of clam Yeah So yeah you've got to have them You know But it is possible I'd sooner pull it back and forward Well this was the other thing that came up Daisy

Can you poo with a moon cup in? I prefer to not Yeah because I think some people are saying That it would force the cup out Depends how hard you're pushing Well that's the other thing Because then a lot of people were sending in saying Can you poo with a tampon it?

because I think if the tampon's at capacity you can just shoot out like a little missile and you got half half answers for that didn't you? 50 50 down the middle with people say half the people saying that the tampon stays in and half the people and I mean like 50 50 with like tens of thousands of answers

yeah yeah so I guess it's just I think it would depend on how dry the tampon is yeah if there's too much if it's dry there's too much friction probably not won't come out but it's been lubed and it'll just slip out shoot out that is such a funny feeling I know I haven't used a tampon in ages I know but I do like I like I like I can't that feeling is familiar to me like if I think about it yeah yeah it's not unfamiliar it's not great but it's not unfamiliar I was talking to my friend the day who's got a little girl and she and she was saying

that the little girl likes to because I wear period pants and so does my friend she's saying the little girl likes to clean out the blood of her mom's period pants with her she just finds it fascinating to like you know because well actually I didn't know this because I always put my pants in the dishwasher right

in the dishwasher I'm sorry the washing machine I'm like oh god we've lost you in the washing machine correction how rank is that yeah bean plate mug of coffee

ah my berry birds in the washing machine, because I just thought that's what you do. Yeah, me too. But no. Daisy, you disrupt her with her knitting needles. If we get it, you knit, okay? Very edgy, we're very proud of you. Daisy knits and she's got a really long gooch.

Pass it on. I'm probably being bullied in the workplace. About your gooch. We'll have to get HR. Be nice. Good luck with that. Oh, imagine this. No, don't please.

Don't go on strike. Don't do that. I'm sorry we said that about your gooch. You're supposed to wash out the blood first. Why? Of the knickers. What's the point? I don't, because otherwise you get blood in the washing machine and on your clothes apparently.

I mean, but isn't that the point of a washing machine? That's literally the point of a washing machine. Also, I thought that like, well, pants, period pants are much more sustainable, right? than disposable, like, one-time use sanitary products. But then if you're spending, if you're, like, having to wash... My friend said she takes ages for the blood to actually come out, all of the blood to come out. So you're wasting a lot of water, surely that's then ineffective.

But why would you put them in the washing machine? That's literally the point of a washing machine. I have seen the adverts. Peripan's will, on balance, definitely be better than, like, plastic-filled, horrible tampon sanitary... pad things always rinse period underwear in cold water after use until the water runs clean well i have not been doing that no i mean either and i don't think i oh i tell you what i've been buying some stuff recently go on for my impending situation yeah i have bought but i've got

period pants i already had period pants but then like some of this stuff like maternity pads and then i've got like these disposable knickers didn't know that always did disposable knickers but like, oh, in continent's knickers. Okay. Yeah, it's been, it's been sexy. I've got nipple shields. Nipple shields. I am going to be stunning.

You've got clostrum syringes? I've got my clostrum syringes. Yeah, I mean, like, yeah, I'm like becoming cattle. That's what I realise is I was like curating all these things. I was like, hmm, the mystery's gone. There's so much to think about. I did use a suppository the other day. Did you?

Yeah. Okay, can we talk about this? Because I had to do one for, when I got my eggs collected. Yeah. You have to do one that morning. Do you? It was chaos. It's obscene.

But I think I hurt my bum. I think I hurt my butt. It's not been the same since. Honestly, it's really sore since. I don't know what I did and I don't know what I did wrong. But honestly, the pain of that was worse than everyone was like, You get really bad cramps afterwards. And I did, but the pain of my asshole was far away.

What did you do? Can we just talk? Because it should be super easy. It didn't feel it. It felt like there was a lot of resistance. I was met with a lot of resistance to the point that it just kept coming out. What? Okay, so you do get to.

This person is going to remain anonymous. I know a person, a man, who really enjoys, really enjoys putting, a straight man. Okay. It's not Alex. He really enjoys... Sure. Hi, Al.

Yeah, no... Who enjoys putting sponsorsaries up the bum? I wish I didn't know this, but I do. Okay. And I'd never use it before, but he told me that

there gets to a point where it goes in, where your bum hole just sort of goes and sort of sucks it up. Oh, okay. So I'd heard those rumors. Ah.

And so I had to use one for the first time last week because I have piles now. Oh, and you've got long nails as well well yeah it's been a whole thing so basically i'm on my iron for my low uh no i'm on yeah i'm on a pill's for my low iron for my anemia and also my new sickness medication makes constipated so it's both barrels i have yeah and i can't take lachylose

because it's got dairy in it never just a dairy it's the it's a trifectra of shit basically and so i've stopped taking my iron every four days just so that i can have a poo which is not a great system, nor was it medically approved. Anyway, start taking fibregel. I'm just desperate, okay? I'm desperate and I poo like a lamb and it's really sad and anyway, I got my first hemorrhoid and it wasn't good and I was like, this is bad, this is sad. I'm not, yeah, and bad.

This is just not good. I need to do something. So I used a suppository. So, yeah, with my long nails, which I wish I didn't have. Okay. Can we, so you sort of like bend a bit. think oh you didn't do it lying down no no no like squatted a bit my bomb hole was like quite open see you should have done that i think and then go on and then just put it on like the end of my

finger sort of and then just put it up yeah like a rocket launcher okay but you have to be careful with your nails yeah yeah because my nails are so long so you know but you know your finger going up your bottom hole you just kind of want the thing going up and then this person was right it does sort of suck in a little bit okay see they told me to lie down and do it all on my side. I think I should have done that. I was just impatient and embarrassed. Because then your bum hole's not really that open then. No, I sort of just went at it with, I just went with, I didn't read any instructions, I just went with what felt natural. I think that seems more, that feels more instinctive. Yeah, I just went with my instincts. I also, like, bear in mind

like three weeks ago, I was sick on the bathroom floor and then weed myself and then Alex came in and offered to mop up my wee off the bathroom floor and I was like, this feels low. So when the pile situation came to fruition i was like this feels lower and he doesn't not need to be as we don't need to do this i do not need to be on the bed for this this is going to be like just like a me and my bum hall kind of thing yeah yeah yeah i mean i feel like i did not get him involved that was my first that was the first thing i've put up my bum hole oh my god same yeah i love this for us yeah maybe that's why it's so difficult he's looking so suspicious um is it just me that finds some putting suppositories that me but i'm really difficult

But also, everybody's got a suppository story. As I grow up, and as I've told people, I'm like, oh, I've had you. And people are like, oh, I can tell you a thing or two about a suppository. I'm like, where does everyone have the time? Another friend who'll remain anonymous told me that she had to put a massive one up her bum hole because in Italy, she was in Italy and she needed like antibiotics or something and they don't readily give mouth medication. So she had to put it up her bum.

Mouth medication. Like they'd just be bum stuff. Oh, God. okay well there you go I know so yeah that's been but but the person who told me about the suckering thing is kind of right I've had to put two up there now and I feel like I'm showing off a bit I do think you need to practice again how big was the one you put up I don't know like mine's pretty small it's like that big God mine was small than that and it hurt I honestly think I told something I honestly think I tore something but you might how big are your poohs like it's not

been the same since what it hurts ever since you must have ripped something with your nail I don't know. You must have done. But literally, the whole car journey there. So from when I put it in to like two hours later, I was still clenching to try and hold it in because it was just coming out. You definitely didn't put it in, right?

I think it should have gone further up. There does get to a point where your bum just accepts it. And like a UFO, it's just like a, like, thank you. And it just receives it and you can't get it back. It belongs to your rectum now. Like it's sort of like taking it like welcomed in That you shouldn't be fighting Because it's like that

That's the thing about I remember the first time I put a tampon in And I literally just put the tip in And I was like well that'll do The reader It did not do I put the tip in I was like surely that's enough

And it was horrible There you go Yeah that's invasive Love chatting about bum holes My bum hole gets so much air time On this podcast It really does I love it

Okay, so I have an embarrassing story. It me. Hi girls, love the podcast. You guys are hilarious and I love you. I have an embarrassing story I thought I'd share. Thank you too, thanks so much. I love you too. So I went to boot camp at the gym.

That was your first mistake. Just kidding. That's good. It was a really brutal class for all was fine and I was feeling good after completing it. We get into the centre of the room for the warm down that the PT was instructing. And during the warm down, he obviously started to feel cold. so he started warming his hands up by rubbing them together and then I like the fool I am began copying him as he was rubbing his hands together

as if it was some kind of obscure hand warm down he looked at me directly in the eye and started laughing and I just turned bright red and just completely ignore what I've done and avoid looking at him for the rest of the worn down that's adorable isn't it I understand how that's come to me it's like Simon says Simon shouldn't have said that wasn't kind

He shouldn't have done that. He should have just suffered. That is one of those very innocuous things, though, that is hugely embarrassing to recover from. Yeah, 100%. Yeah, because it's like, you can't just stop. Yeah. You've got to kind of...

Oh, you've got to acknowledge, like, oh, ha ha! I thought that was part of the warm down. Yeah, or just like slowly, all your hands were all so cold. Oh, yeah. Oh, that's better. Me too. Yeah. God, they were so cold.

cold. Bless her. Oh, bless her. Now for a bit of advice and someone who's got a dilemma. Hi, Em and Alex. I absolutely love the podcast. It's hilarious and thought provoking and I've learned a lot. So now I find myself with a dilemma and I can't think of anyone better to ask than you guys.

I can think of so many better people. 100%. But we welcome your question with open arms. We look forward to you going to somebody better after our inevitable disappointment. I have been friends with this guy for 12 years. We have always had crazy chemistry, but our timing has always been off. And other than a few turned down and advances, him coming on to me when I've been in relationships, nothing has ever crossed the line.

Last weekend I was out drinking, and there he was. Too much alcohol, lowered my inhibitions. And by the end of the night, we were hiding in a room of this pub, kissing and talking for hours. It was crazy hot, and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it. I am single as of July last year. He has been in a relationship for eight years. To further complicate things, his girlfriend is close friends with my. my ex-boyfriend.

I left him this year after finding a host of inappropriate messages between him and multiple women, including her. Oh. The messages exchanged between them were flirtatious, not explicit, but he told her about cheating on me more than once and she joked about it with him. I'm concerned that subconsciously I set out to kiss my friend because I do not like his girlfriend, and that makes me feel like an awful person. I do not regret what happened.

If anything, I'm disappointed it didn't go further, and I know it will likely happen again if I allow it to. I feel so conflicted because I want to pursue it purely to get rid of the what if feeling between us but I recognise how selfish that is. I am just so drawn to him

and don't know how to get him out of my system. Any advice is appreciated, thanks. Oh my goodness, has he been advancing onto her during the last eight years while he's been with this girl? Yeah, see, this is the problem. It's such a red flag.

Such a red flag. But that's so difficult. Sometimes you can like look at somebody and knowing if he's been with her this whole time where there's been this chemistry maybe she's looked at him this whole time as this like the thing that you want that you know you can't have

forbidden fruit forbidden fruit but actually you'd eat it and it would probably be like a pear or something rank and you'd be like a maggot inside and it would probably not be that nice but it's the and you've been in relationships and it's the will they won't they

what if and then still now it's forbidden And then, yeah, if you don't like, it's... That's really difficult. Would my advice be that you can't pursue it until he's single? Yeah, for sure. Yeah. And that's on him to have the conversation with his girlfriend.

Yeah. I don't know if she knows. Does she know that she was flirting with her ex? This is difficult because, yeah, we don't know if she... If he knows what his girlfriend's been doing. Yeah. It all sounds a bit toxic. It does sound toxic.

It sounds really toxic. It sounds like potentially he's not that... He's not in a great relationship and a very healthy relationship. If he's been trying to cheat on her for eight years. In which case, let the relationship come to its natural end. And if... And if it does, and then you can explore it. Yeah.

You can explore it. But I think you're only setting yourself up for heartache, I think, if you go for it now while he's still... I mean, there's a reason that he's still with this girl going on eight years. Yeah. And you know that. You've said in it, like, you know that wanting it is selfish and you know that, like, this situation isn't you know like it's not like kind I guess so like I think you need to have an honest conversation with him yeah yeah definitely like and say lay it out yeah I really like you obviously

and what happened the other day is like what I want to happen but obviously it can't happen like this be honest with him because even if you you know even if it did happen again this isn't the way that you wanted to happen this is your friend yeah you want to have enough respect for which other you don't have to be a secret and it doesn't have to be like a bad thing you know like if he wants to be with you then he has to show you that and if he doesn't want to be with you then you deserve better than that like you deserve better than being somebody's second best or somebody's secret yeah so don't be his seat if he wants to be with you that's so great but he has to show you that by being available to you definitely and not making not keeping you

and lay it out be honest with him yeah and then it'll become clear how things are going to go from there yeah but then i do understand that this is this is this feels hard as well because when you're like thinking about someone non-stop and you know you kissed him and you're like it's all exciting and you're you want it to happen again but I think you're doing your future self a solid yeah by working this out now and not just going along with your you know your animal side because it will end in tears as well like you won't you know like it will find out yeah not necessarily now but like you know if you did continue something um and this girl's like you can tell you want to have it you want a clean slate with this you don't want it to be messy

and sticky and complicated so and he's obviously like rightly or wrongly strung you along for a good few years so I don't think you should blame yourself for feeling the way that you do like if he's been commented and you've said no every time you've been in a relationship yeah and so I don't think you need to like beat yourself up like crazy amounts but I think you just need to be like aware that you can choose to do the kindest thing here and that's like yeah kindest thing all round yeah to yourself to this girl even if you don't like her just yeah and that's like getting letting this be like an honest thing rather than like secretive

and nasty and that's not how you want to be with your friend anyway you don't want that relationship with your friend yeah so and I do understand the revenge thing I do I do get that part of it but like don't yeah don't give that girl the power no don't don't be her karma don't come down to her level no like something else will get her yeah don't let it be you Like this isn't this isn't the revenge that you need. And you don't need that on your conscience. No. You're better than that.

No, because it's good. Yeah, you're better than tip for tap. Yeah. So let her just be a massive dick and you can stay on a moral high ground if she is a massive dick. And keep us updated. Yeah. And I hope you're okay. We love you.

I would love follow-ups, you know, from like people that we advise. The very loose term, advised. The emails will come in being like, hi. You ruined my life. Yeah. I did not take your advice. And I'm so pleased that I didn't. But if anyone's, you know, still listening to this,

that we did answer, like we did talk about their dilemma or whatever, could you email us in with a follow-up? Yeah, how did it go? I'm intrigued about everyone that we've talked about. I want to know how things turned out. I get, we're just going to, I'm just going to change the tone. Okay. So that's my prerogative.

Yep. What's the difference between prerogative and provocative? No, I know the difference. Provocative is not sexual. You answer your own questions. Nice, okay. Every time I say it, I can't be confident. that prerogative isn't the sexual one.

And I'm just like, oh, am I coming on to Alex? Hi, Alex and M. Love your podcast. Been here since day one. Yeah. Oh, wow. Sorry. Is it just me?

Yes. I know it ain't. Yeah. Who, when having a shower, pulls out loose strands. Oh my God. I don't think she's even saying what I think she's saying. Oh, God. I think I was just inserting two words.

that I, that weren't there. Is it just me that when having a shower pulls my loose hair strands and puts them on the shower wall and when I finish my shower, I put my hair in the bin. Do other people do this? What a great person.

No, because I thought she was going to ask because she put them out her bum hole. Oh, so there's nothing to do with the bombhole? I just put that in. Weird, it's like a Freud thing. Yeah, me too. I do that. What with a bum hole?

No, no, with collecting my hair. Yeah. And you put it on the wall and then you put it in the bin. Yeah, put it on the wall and then like scoop it all together and then put it in the bin. How much comes out? A fair amount.

Nice. Well, because I don't wash my hair that often. And I like have it tied up. So when you, I only take it out to go the shower. But I do that, I do that too. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. And on the very rare occasion that I forget.

And Dave's like, bleh, get, bleh. I'm like, oh, shit, sorry. Yeah, see, I'm the worst person in the world because I put a little bit on the wall. And then, because, like, not loads, but I'll put, like, a bit. Like, if I find a bit, I put it on the wall because I don't like it in my hand. But then I just get, like, my hands full of water. and I just go splash splash and then goes down the drain

and then once every four months I'd say the shower starts flooding and I it's like I am like I work out that I could do everything and I'm a celebrity like I'm not a squeamish person I'm not particularly scared of anything

my kryptonite in this world is drains like I can't even though it's my own hair and I know like That's my beast. Like, I can't do it. It's also skin as well there, isn't it? Don't out because I genuinely, I gag.

Like, I can't do it. So Alex does it because he is the greatest human being that's ever walked this planet. And he does it with a fork. And I always know when he's done it. Because there's always just the shower fork is out. Just so heat just to let you know. Yeah. I suffered for you.

Yeah, he just leaves the fork in the shower to be like, look what I've done. It's so rank That is disgusting And it's my own hair And look I could be avoiding I'm not going to let him listen to this Because if he knows that all this time I could have been putting it all the wall

And then screwing it up And putting it in the bin He's going to be furious You're putting it right in the shower drain Hopefully this comes out Around the time of my birth So he can't stay angry Yeah

Who does yours now Dave Dave Yeah I think there's one person There's a drain There's a drain Oh God there's a radiator And a drain

God that's I Yeah see I have a lot of hair And I think I lose a lot of hair that's really rank i actually i hate myself for it like i don't know why i do it it's so bad and there's so much and poor alex what i hate when you know you like shampoo your hair and the strands are in your hand i'm so annoying that's when you have to put them on the wall and you have to put your hand on the wall and then like heal them out yeah but i hate it there's always one left over and i can't see it because my hair's so fine yes so fine yes so annoying i'm like i can't see it but i can feel it

and i can't bear this but then do you also have to get them at your bum hole not your bum hole No I've never understood this because I've never experienced this You've never had to get them like you two No I know you haven't got much hair But when you did have hair

After sex If I've had sex Then I get Like long hair Like Of my partner Oh Oh

That's the turn I wasn't expecting No What are you talking about Are you doing? In the shower Oh yeah But it's afterwards In the shower

Oh okay I think mine comes from my own head and goes down my back and it lands in my bum crack. Listen, my, I'm having a crazy time in the world of place and ends up in my ass crack. Oh my God, I love that.

I love that. Yeah, no, that's not my sex life. No. But I'm happy for you. That's fun. Yeah, so I'm peeling my own hair. No, I love that. Good for you.

I'm imagining Daisy, like, sort of like, rubbing her. Nuzzling. Yeah. Is that how everyone does that? Yeah. That's sex. There's Daisy's very own. Is it just me?

yeah Love that All the lesbians Right in, boy Yeah For context Calling all lesbians Daisy's girlfriend

Is also called Daisy She's not like rubbing her own head On her own bumhole Yeah she's not talking About herself And the third person Which has been

Confusing for newbies At some points It still confuses me From time to time Okay so that took a fun turn Yeah But no yeah Mine's just my own hair

That I just take out My own bum cheeks And then put on the wall I don't think I've ever I don't know I don't understand this? No, I don't think so.

Maybe I've got like really tight bum cheeks. Maybe they're just really far apart. Oh, potentially. No, they're probably tight because you can put the tampon string up there. I actually have a dodgy bum crack. So, dodgy bum crack. And Shenz just looked at me through the window and gone, yeah, it's dodgy. Yeah, it's very.

They were worried when I was born that I might have had spina bifida. Yeah. Because like, you know the way normal bun cracks just go down in a little. a line. Mine's like a V. What? I don't know if like I'm missing one bone at the bottom of the spine maybe or something like that. So the top of it's just open like a zip. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I have never wanted to see it. It's like a zip. Oh my God. Jen's showing me like this. I've never wanted to see a bum crack more in my life. I can feel the bottom of my spine. Can you feel the bottom of your spine? Because I can because it's in the

V. Yeah. What? Yeah. What? Yeah. Yeah. I've got dodgy bum crack. Can we just see the outline of it? Yeah. I'll show you. Can you just show us your bomb? Like right now Yes Okay This is so indignified I'm excited Okay

Okay Oh it's not that bad Is it not In my head I thought it was gonna be like Fucking red sea Parted This is your sister's having told you

For years You've got a funny Yeah I think you've got a complex That looks fine Oh it does it Yeah Oh okay

Yeah It's gorgeous bonecrack It's fun yeah You won't have a visual For this listeners I'm afraid She said it's a bit dodgy. It is a bit dodgy.

Maybe that's why it's not scooping up. Yeah, see, I've just got a big, big butt crack. Why? Why is that? Oh no. Just like, I've got quite a big bum. Yeah. So it's just like, I think it's just, you know.

Yeah. Well, it must be. Yeah, it's just got, yeah. Catching all the hairs. Yeah. And it's like not the worst. It's kind of like an oddly satisfying fee. I talk so.

much about my bum hole. You do? This is like, this is brilliant. I'm so bad. Started with supporters, finished with the butt crack. It's too much. It's just too much.

I'm too much. There is no stone left unturned on this podcast. No, I can't believe we've just seen your ass crack. Quite intimately. Yeah, you guys have now seen my ass crack, so you're welcome. I'm imagining it to be like, I know we've seen it now and it isn't. But when we were describing it, I imagined it to be like one of those like

Venetian vases. You know, this sort of like a massive. Yeah. like a wait so how far is it then now i can't picture my own bump crack it looks fine it just like a line oh okay okay okay that just seems fine show you my tits next week yeah good good good good good good news just one oh i've got weird nipples i'm actually i'm curious as to what's going to happen on my breastfeed yeah i've got like an attachment to one of my nipples what do you mean like i've got my nipple and then it's just like a tiny little bit my sister also has it like a tiny little bit attached to my

nipple. Like, you know, the nipples like the bit, like the, you know, the pointy bit. Yeah. It's just like a tiny little bit attached to the bottom of it. Just like, there's the nipple and then just like a tiny little bit like that. Yeah, I just have this fun little, I'm really curious to see if it's going to make milk. Only on one side?

Yeah, on my left boob. It's just like a little, like a, it's like a, like a pet nipple, like a little mini nipple, like a little, like, oh, like, here's my nipple and his little friend. Oh my god, like a little Chandler Bing, um, third nipple. But it's like fully a, it's not like got its own. It's, you know, like, literally, you know, like just not the arioli, just the nipple, like the pointy bit, that bit just has a tiny little bit attached to it. That's like, Arioli. Is it also called?

Ariola. I think that's a garlic mayonnaise. The arlioli. I fucking love the garlic dip. So do I. That was the best rebrand in human history. Arioli is just garlic mayonnaise, but they made it sound fancy so that Marks and Spencers and Wait Trades could sell it for four pounds. And it's fucking gorgeous.

It's stunning. I wish my nipples were covered in that. Okay. Okay. I think it's time we wrap up here. So sorry. For all of it. We will be back next week.

Whether you like it or not. Yeah. Love you loads. Love you on Monday. Bye. Thank you so much for listening. Should I delete that is part of the ACAS creator network.