Should I Delete That? - Is It Just Me: The wheels on the boat

Episode Date: November 16, 2023

On this week's IIJM, the girls discuss minor and mundane things that are SO annoying: the wind, airpod connection and tangles of all kinds...Follow us on Instagram @shouldideletethatEmail us at [e-mail] by Daisy GrantMusic by Alex Andrew Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Hello. Welcome back to Should I Delete That? How are you? I'm all right. How are you? I'm good. I'm excited for this episode. This is right up my street. This is so far up your street.

So far. This episode is entitled Minor and Mundane Things That Are So Annoying When They Happen. which I basically feel like is anything that happens to you or in your general vicinity at any point in your life. Yeah, when the wind blows. You hate the wind blowing. I hate the wind blowing. I hate not being able to get phone signal on the train.

That winds me up a treat. I really don't like traffic. Yeah. Even though I am the traffic. Yeah, I know. I hate the traffic as well. What I hate is my alarms going off again and again and again, even though I'm the one that set them again and again.

agree. I still get mad. When the alarm's going, because you said Alexa, put a timer on 15 minutes, and then Alexa plays the alarm, and then she doesn't shut the fuck. And you're like, Alexa, stop the alarm and she just doesn't. And you're like, Alexa, please stop the alarm. She doesn't listen. She doesn't listen. She doesn't listen. She's got no respect. The worst is when I'm in the shower, though, and I have to get out to stop the alarm.

And I'm so mad, but I've got no one to be bad at because it's my own fault. I know. But I'm still mad. My whole life is that, though. I very, very rarely get annoyed of the people, but I get irrationally furious with myself. Like, and I get in, like, yesterday I was in such a grump all day. And it's only with me. And then, by the end of the day, I was mostly in a grump because I'd been in a grump and I'd ruined the day.

And it was like, I was so annoyed with myself for having ruined my own day. You fucked yourself over. Yeah, but then I couldn't sit there and be in a better. I couldn't just be in a better mood now. I was like, it's too late. You've ruined it. You've ruined the whole day, you're fucking idiot. You might as well be in a bad mood tomorrow as well.

Okay, how about that? This is just where we live now. You don't deserve to be in a good mood. you're a horror. You're a horror. Can I just say, speaking about traffic, yesterday I saw an incident. I was in Notting Hill,

fancy, fancy, having a lovely day. Yeah. And I saw this guy, BMW driver, obviously. Anger management issues, obviously. Right. And he pulled up alongside this guy, and I don't know what they did,

but he was like beeping his horn, like crazy. And then, like, the guy was like, oh, what, like the guy who was beeping the horn. I think he was just driving too slowly and the BMW guy got annoyed. He pulled up alongside and he started beeping his horn, and yelling.

at him and then every time the guy tried to drive off like the guy in front tried to drive off the BMW came up behind him and like beat again and was like and then driving really fast behind him and slamming on the brakes and like chasing him down the street and like trying to like sort of going as if he's going to crash into him and I was like you know what you're a twat well yeah but also like men need therapy like so badly if that meme that we see all the time this is like like the most successful like swizz in this society was like telling the world that women with the most emotional sex because they successfully rebranded anger as not an emotion. A hundred percent.

I said you are the angriest person I've ever, you are the most emotional person I've ever seen in my life. That anger is not really directed at that car, is it? No, what's going on? Are you okay? Yeah. Oh, you need to talk. Do you want to talk to me?

Yeah. Except not me because you're a fucking lunatic. Have you seen the series called Beef on Netflix? No. You have to. It's so good because it starts with a road rage incident. Love. From two people.

who, I mean, it's not the actual incident themselves that they're mad at. It's what's going on in their individual lives, but then their lives intersect them. It's absolutely brilliant. It's a really, really good series. Is it a metaphor for where we're at with society? I think so. With that in mind. Should we explore some more irrational frustrations that probably have nothing to do with the actual

irritation at all? And these are all yours. You submitted these on the Instagram. All right, let's go. On the Instagram. On the Instagram. Number one. Oh, when your AirPods won't connect to your phone.

See, that's irritating. More than irritating, it has the potential to be incredibly embarrassing. The other day I went to the GP. And you know that song that's like, it's in the charts. I keep listening to Hot Hits UK. And it was like, I'll be fucking a Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, wherever it goes. It's like, I'll be fucking a Monday tune.

I can't get the tune. Anyway, talks about fucking her every day. My phone wasn't connected to my airport. It had disconnected. So I walked into the GP and it was like, I'll be fucking air. I was like, oh, I hate myself. Shame on you.

So embarrassing. But sometimes it takes a minute for you to realize that it's not coming through your, it's coming through your phone. And you're like, I can hear it and I've got my headphones in. But, oh, gulp. It's coming out. It takes your brain a second. Yeah.

Too long. See, that irritates me because that's not my fault. Right. Why are my AirPods not connecting to my phone? Why? They know what to do. But also, Al, why should they? It's a huge technological feat that we're asking.

them like I think we are so entitled it's not their one job they also have to play music be charged not get lost sit in the case all the time like be noise canceling play amazing quality audio connect to your phone how like it's a crazy thing that we just take for granted don't tell me you do it and then don't do it don't sell me on false promises this next one is literally a bit of me like this is the sort of thing that ruined my life trying to plug in your USB charger but it doesn't work the right way so you try the wrong way and then the right way again and it finally fits which is the right way

I never know I just it's always a 50-50 gamble for me when I'm trying to plug anything in what's a USB charger oh like a USB cable yeah when you plug it into your computer or into the wall you know like one of those fancy ones how do you know which is the right way like when you charge a charger yeah you kind of know which is the right way but then you try to put it in it doesn't fit so then you do it the wrong way doesn't fit then you try it the right way again and it does fit

and it's like well why didn't you do that the first time you idiot this reminds me of Passwords. Oh. I go onto a website, type in my usual password. Why would it be anything different to my usual password? Because I'm not that clever and savvy. It's going to be my usual password.

No, it's not. Oh, right. Okay. I'll try again. No, not your usual password. I'm going to have to reset it then. But I'll reset it to my usual password, obviously. Can't have it.

Can't have it because it was the one before. Yeah. I don't understand. I have two passwords that I have on rotation, except both of them have their own variance because they have to have with and without. exclamation points. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's so annoying. It's so annoying. I can never log out of my Instagram because I do not know the password to get back in again. Same, but you do have two factor on, right? Yeah. Okay, good. Yeah, but I just don't, you know,

someone's like, oh, just, you know, like for your mental health, delete Instagram for a few days. Can't do that. No, do not do that. Because I'll never get it fucking back. Do not do that. And that'll be the end of my career. So that's good.

Literally hanging by a fucking thread. That is a bad idea. Never delete Instagram. Always be online. Yeah, 100%. You're destined. For fear of being shut out. The next one, so relatable, sharing an umbrella.

Sharing an umbrella. I hate sharing an umbrella. I hate it. Alex always gets an umbrella. I'm like, just get wet. Yeah. Grow up. I like a hood.

Just get wet. You'll dry. You look like an absolute loser with that thing. And I've got to come and stand way too close to you. I've got to push the buggy. You're not going to have a spare hand to do anything. Yeah. Because you've sacrificed a hand to the umbrella.

We're going to be walking along. We're going to hit a branch. always. Then we'll both get wetter than we would have done without the umbrella because all the liquid will come off the branch. Or you'll bump into someone coming the other way? Or the other way who also has an umbrella. So then you've got to put yours down on the street. Yep. What if it's windy? Yep. What if there's a car? And then you've got both of you've got to fit underneath it. Stupid. So stupid. So you've got to be evenly matched perfectly in pace, which I hate. I think there's something to be said

for those umbrellas that you can attach to your head. I agree. Like the one in Bruce Almighty when he goes to Niagara Falls. Yeah. Yeah. Why don't we? I really do. Okay, maybe not the most aesthetic thing I've ever seen in my life, but very practical. Crocs have bought out cowboy boots. I think it's absolutely fine. No, they haven't. Yes, they have. Yes, they have. I think it's absolutely fine that we could have our own umbrella hats. Why don't we do that more? I need to see these, sorry. That's a really good idea. I wonder if they just... Ew, they are absolutely disgusting. I know, I'm obsessed. Let me just see if like umbrella hats. Oh my God, they've got a big thing at the back as well.

Ow! A big check. You can get an umbrella hat for £5.43 on Amazon. I'm not, and he looks really happy about it. His teeth are really white and I don't know if the two things are. I'm going to get myself an umbrella. I know who you mean. Is it him?

His teeth are really white. Yeah. Wow. Wow. I honestly, I think that's so practical. No, sorry, look how cool this guy looks with his tie. Oh, look, she's thriving. Yes. Okay, so I've ordered those, and I don't know why we didn't think to do that sooner. genius

ladies right tenor for two game changer bloody hell bloody hell so as all of our issues they're on the way

they're very brightly coloured as well yeah well oh this next one yeah when you try and open the can with the attached ring but it breaks off now that has only got one job

so why can't it do it Yeah, it does. It doesn't have to swat about with, like, audio, noise cancelling. Mm-mm. All it has to do, like, glick. Yeah. But also, quite an impressive feat of engineering. Really?

Yes. How would you, if you had a can with a beverage, how would you have designed it to just get the little bit out? It's very clever. I mean, like, I do marvel at some, masterpieces of engineering but I wouldn't say that was one I feel like if you sat me

if you sat us down each of us with a can and some metal like we'd eventually get there but like try and make you think you'd get there yeah like try and make me make a boat even with all the instructions in the world

I don't think you'd get there to open a hole in a in a can yeah just using part of the can it's very clever I'd argue it's much easier to make a boat. I mean, I don't want to be like, but what about, but like, what about a boat? I think it's way easier to make a boat.

Okay, sure. Are you kidding? No. I'm like, you could put a tin bath and they float. You just, you literally just take a boat, like a, like boats are just, no, but you can't, you can't have wheels and a motor. Wheels? On a boat?

No. No. No. No? Uh, paddle flappy things. You do, you do, you do. You do. on the bottom of a boat

I'm sure of it, you do stay there no on a sailboat you'd have a rudder at the back I'm thinking Titanic didn't have wheels Al it didn't have wheels

what's on the bottom of a boat nothing oh no there really isn't no oh and a rudder yes one thing at the back oh shit yeah

I thought it had big wheels okay no mind no mind I thought that's She thought wheels She thought boats had wheels But like Then how does it get anywhere

On the back of it On a trailer You just put a boat on a trailer And you just You see that sometimes on the back of the motorway Someone's got their boat on a trailer But how does the boat move on water Oh my God

With either the propeller or the rudder Either wind What would the wheel do in water? Yes How on earth would that work There's no traction. I thought that's how they went. Boats.

No, propeller at the back. Propeller? Yes. Big not wheel. It's not a wheel. It's a good, like a thin thing at the back and it goes, like a fan. Yeah. Not a wheel.

I didn't mean like wheels as in like tires. And you're still. I meant like water wheels. And you still try to tell me that you could make a can. Yeah, maybe not. I take it back. I take it back. Oh my God.

I hate myself. Can we move on? Okay. Oh, I hate this next one. When you pick up a mug and the coaster comes with it and falls off just the fuck. You grab it. Yeah, more for you using a coaster. I'm happy I just to stay in my furniture.

Mortifying. When the door won't give the key back to you. My door doesn't give my key back to me. It's a bane of my fucking life. I literally said my hot, it's so stiff, my lock is so stiff. Sounds like a euphemism, it's not. Sorry, I gasp because I probably surely moved on to the next one and this winds me up so bad.

Like I could punch a wall at some points trying to find the end of the cell of tape. And even when you do find it and your nails are too thick because you've got jail on and you can't fucking get it. But I was saying this today, there's got to be a way, there's got to be... There is. There's really heavy things filled with sand

that you can put the tape in and then you can pull the bit of the tape so it's there. Yes, but there's got to be, like, maybe, okay, so maybe once the cellar tape is exposed to the air, God, I've got, maybe I do have the mind of an engineer. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe. Maybe.

Maybe. It's exposed to the air. It turns a different color. I'll tell you what this boat needs. A wheel. That'll help it go super fast. Water wheel. So the cellar tape is exposed to the air.

It turns a different color. So then you know which bit was exposed to the air. You know where the end is then. I don't know, there's just got to be a better way. I'd argue that's not necessarily the way, but I agree there should be something more. Okay, when you find the end of the cellar tape and it tears at a funny angle,

that's enough to ruin Christmas. Honestly, wrapping gifts. If tinfoil wasn't so bad for the environment, I would wrap all my presents in tinfoil. Is that easier? Yes, because you don't need wrapping paper, but you can just scrunch at the end. Oh, okay.

I do scrunch for a wrap actually I find that quite effective. That sums you up in a whole sentence. Like you know if you've got a... Yeah, like I like doing cracker wrapper, you know? Yeah, I'm with you. I just scrunch at the ends

and then you'd have to do the neat edges. I'm such a fucking loser when I was a kid I used to love rapping stuff so much because I'm such a people please. I'm like, oh, I'll take these gifts, love me. And I would do all the wrapping for everybody and my family because I'd be like, love me, let me make your life easier, I'll do all the wrapping.

And so my mum, throughout the year would give me funny shaped objects and newspapers so I could practice Oh no She gave me a hairbrush once To wrap with the newspaper With the Fun Day Times No, no no

Nailed it I fucking nailed it There's a TikTok account I follow That is dedicated to how to wrap Awkward shapes Love that And it's fantastic I bet I can do it though

I'm really good at wrapping All about practice It's really paid off Still hate it though Stupid to sell a tape Typing one letter In your long ass email wrong I'm about to change your life

I'm about to change your life. This, I can't believe I have a hack. Okay. You know, when you have to, when you buy anything and you have to put your email address and it's such a ballache. Oh, yeah. So I've gone, if you've got an iPhone, go into the settings on your phone. Yeah.

And you know you can do it so you can set shortcuts for your keyboard. Yeah. I have set it so that my email address. Yeah. Comes up. The shortcut for it is just two at symbols. So now, whenever I buy anything, I just put two apps and my phone auto corrects it to being my email address, game-changing.

Genius. Genius. So now whenever I put my email address in, just do two ads and it auto-corrects. Oh, wow. Isn't that so good? You're so welcome. That's so good.

Isn't it? That's what I thought, so, I was thinking they've written a whole email, like a text, body of an email, written one letter wrong as I don't get it, but that makes sense, email address. Isn't that so good? You're welcome.

The worst is when you do that on the telly. You know, you've got to type in, your email address on the telly, and it takes so long. Can't bear it. Yeah. The smoke alarm is an entry. Yeah, smoke alarm is so annoying. I know you're trying to save my life.

You need very frequent batteries changing. It gets when it needs the battery changing. You've got to get on top of a step to do it. But also, I find mine's really sensitive. Even if I have too much steam, if I open the dishwasher too soon, smoke alarm goes off. So annoying. And then wakes the baby up, kicks, like makes the dog kick off.

That's annoying. Then you've got to press all the buttons and I'm not tall enough to reach the smoke lamps even if I stand on chairs in my house because the ceilings are high. You don't have good smoke arms. Well, ours are either inactive or just really good. I'd argue that yours aren't very good if they're inactive.

I need to investigate this. Someone agrees with me the wind. Also, the sand. I hate the sand. You hate the sand? I hate the sand so much. You've just got to lean in. You just got to lean in.

I can't. Hate it. There's a Dido song called Sand in My Shoes, and it's really romanticised sand for me. Really? When I was like 10, I was like, wow. Yeah, got to lean into that. Also, good exfoliant. Whenever we went to the beach as a kid, my dad would have to, like, I couldn't bear, I loved the water, but couldn't bear the sand, so he'd have to come and pick me up.

Funn't enough, I was exactly the same. Really? I used to sob. I used to sob, on the side of the beach, because I was so scared of the sand. Why? It feels so gross. It is, and there's a lot of it. It feels scratchy and horrible.

This is as many graders of sand is the rastastast, and so. the sky. Yeah, I, this, I don't like thinking that it's too much. Yeah, it's a lot. Too much for my tiny pea brain. Putting on, well,

putting on clothes when you're slightly wet and it all gets so fucking tightly rolled. No, no, I hate this. When you put on tights, when you're a bit damp, and then they are so itchy for the rest of the day. Hate. Hate. Hate.

You know what I also hate is, cause it's bringing up so much for me. When you get out of the shower and you dry with the towel and I go over once, And I go over twice and I'm like, surely I'm done. And then you go to put something gone and you see wetness on you. And I hate that. How did that come from?

I'm like, I dried you. You know, I don't dry myself. Sorry? I don't dry myself. What'd you do? Well, I put the towel on. Yeah. And then I take it off pretty quickly.

And then I suppose I just air dry. Do you? I don't really care for rubbing myself with a towel. Really? Yeah. I do a proper, like, rub down. No, I think that's probably why I get so annoyed that everything gets really itchy because I get dressed way too soon. Wow.

I think I'm just a bit of a rusher. Like, I don't take much time and stuff. But I can't put clothes on when I'm wet. It just kills me. Yeah, see, I just, I'm like, yeah, I'll just get, I'll just suffer. Dave rubs himself down for about 10 minutes. He's so oddly meticulous, isn't it? He's meticulous.

Like, I've never, like, he will not have a drop of water on him after he's towels himself. See, talcum powder? Like, he's a hot skip and a jump away from a towel. Yeah, yeah. His 40th birthday, that's what I'm getting in. Yeah, give it a few years, but yeah, he'll love it. It's weird. Weird, weird, man.

Yeah, he is weird. I like him, though. That's good. Oh, having to stop and tie your shoelace. I'd rather trip. Nothing gives me the ick more than tie my own shoelace. I'm just not going to do it. I'm just tripping over.

I know, but I hate, it gives me, because you can see it getting dirty. I know, and then people go, all your shoelaces. I'm like, yeah, I know. Yeah, I know. I can't bury it. I'll getting all black and muddy. And what if you get stuck in an escalator?

Very bad. Happened to one of my sisters once. Shoelace got stuck in an escalator. Awful. And then my whole family, my whole family piled into the back of her

at the top of this escalator. Awful. Oh my God, your family, like a cat like they should be like a jigsaw like I could just all of you in a heap at the top of the stairs.

Oh no. Okay, food packets that say peel here in the corner and then never actually peel they just tear. I'm with you. All, I, I,

name me a packet of something that just peels where it says peel. I know. It doesn't. Or opens for these. Always have get a knife out or some scissors out. Yeah, always. Or use my teeth. It annoys my mum. Except she

does it all the time as well. So I think I'm just holding a mirror up to a behaviour in herself that she doesn't like. Such projection. I'll tell you what I love opening. Don't eat them obviously because I don't have dairy. Go on. Baby bells. Everything should open like a baby bell. I haven't had a baby bell for so long but wow. Don't they love the way they open? Yeah. Something else I don't eat obviously because um meat. But pepper army sticks, they always opened well as well. Yeah. Something cheese sticks. I feel like they, maybe they don't open well but they just they peel well don't they get them themselves baby bells i've got one i actually really want one yeah do they still exist oh hell yeah i see them all the time i love derily

as well derily dunkers oh yeah i do i mean i don't eat any of this stuff but i do remember the waxy i i'd always ask i'll still always ask if i see any one of the baby bell i'm like do you want me to open that for you and they're like no because it's enjoyable for me yeah and also get your hands off my lunch you're fucking stranger um when the coat hangers gets caught together and will not release this makes me want to scream my head off it's so annoying or you want to get one out but you can't because there's another one hooked over the top of it it's so annoying I'm like fuck it I won't wear anything I'll stay naked when hangers are all facing different directions

oh that's my life okay that stresses me out there's a lot about my life that would stress you out though question mark yeah no I know how it should be it just isn't like that for me Our seatbelt won't let you pull it. You want me to die then. Is that what you want? That's what I'm inferring from this situation. Like if we're talking about engineering, which we have, that's bad engineering.

Except it isn't because they do save so many lives, but I hear you. Actually, yeah, maybe that mechanism which stops you from being able to pull it is also the one that's really good. That's the life saving one, yeah. Oh, okay, forget, scrap what I said. You did a really good job engineers, thank you. But it is so annoying when you just want to put your seatbelt on. and it requires patience and a steady hand and just slowly

and I can't do that I just want to tear it and you just get angrier and angrier and then it gets even more annoyed with you yeah you're like why are you doing this to me why do you hate me it's like in movies when people are frustrated and it's never yeah yeah yeah

when Siri doesn't hear you so you have to repeat yourself multiple times I don't have any like Siri or Alex I don't talk to Siri I don't talk to him I don't we just don't really vibe oh my God excuse me I was so sorry Alex talks to Siri all the time I'm like, you know what?

You'd seem to make more friends. This is sad. This has become really sad. Yeah, exactly. The fridge beeper losing it shit two seconds after B. It's so annoying. That is annoying. I'm like, grow up.

You're fine. Jesus. Yeah, it did beep, beep, beep, beep. Oh my God, I get it. Well, your coat zip won't do up. Infuriating. Infuriating. Infuriating.

There's got to be a better invention than Zips. I disagree, actually. Zips always break. But they're so clever. they're so are you kidding i don't really know al zips are so clever yeah probably actually poppers are a pain in the ass buttons are a pain in the ass your life's about to be hoppering not the type that makes your bumhole expand the type that makes your baby's clothes do up you can't use velcro on a baby why not too scratchy so you have to use poppers

there's got to be something else there isn't there's poppers and the zips zips are better much easier yeah zips sound better yeah as long as you don't have to do the bit where you've got to um link them at the bottom. Yeah, that's a pain of you are. That's stupid. But also so clever. Yeah, to be fair, it's quite clever. It's so clever.

Yeah. And I feel like we only talk about these things when they go wrong and that's just not fair. We should just take a moment to celebrate them going right. You know what I mean? That's not the point of this episode, I know, I know, I know. Stop it. Sorry. Go back to negativity, please.

Sharing a blanket that's not big enough. Ew. And when your feet poke out. I don't like that. I don't like that. At my mom's house. and we've actually had to stop sleeping in my room at home because when I was pregnant

we were literally too big for the bed because it's a double and Alex was too tall so his feet would stick out the bottom and his head would stick out the top and then when I got pregnant we literally just didn't fit in it anymore. It was really gross. Gims of the ick like my bump and his feet and it was like, oh, gross.

That's what I think with, when the feet stick out, I don't like that, I don't like that. No, fair enough. Oh my God, this one. The sleeve that keeps falling down your arm whilst doing the washing up. We've both got the same jumper that does this to me. It's so annoying

And then you get a soggy sleeve You're like, am I a child? Am I a child? I hate this I roll the jumper up even But it's still It just rolls back down again I hate it

I'm like me with my dainty little forearms I hate it Pick me The car window's getting steamy That drives me mad I know because you can press every single button in the car And there is nothing You can do about that

Until you've pressed every single button in the car And then you just have got to hope that it goes The next one The window screen, the window screen. It's not window screen. No, it's just a wind screen. Oh, I thought it was a window screen. Which is interesting. Why do they call it the wind screen? Maybe because it stops the wind. But I thought it was a window screen because that makes more sense, right? Well, it is a window and a screen. Maybe I didn't need to say the same thing twice because a window and a window

and a screen is kind of the same thing. Yeah. Interesting. Wind screen screen. Yeah, must as be because it stops the wind. But then why's a window a window and then the wind screen's the wind screen. Yeah, window. Do what? Oh what? Windo. Yeah, weird. This windscree Wipers going way faster than necessary. On my car. I can't. They either don't go at all or they go like the clappers. So embarrassing when they're going too fast. Why are you ever reacting? Don't do. Stop it. Chill. Chill. Chill. Everyone's going to be looking at us being like, oh, why they're being so dramatic? It's only a bit of rain. I, it's something that really upsets me when I'm sitting in the car and I'm not driving in the windscra marp is going and they don't

need to be. And I literally take everything I've got and my knuckles will go white, like holding onto my knee, trying not to like lose my shit. Yeah. With whoever's driving that they haven't noticed. Alex just doesn't seem to care that the windscarrives are going when it's not raining. it's like why do you hate me this is ruining my life that is an ick it's a big it that's such an big it sorry alex yeah yeah not sorry al concentrate remembering an important date before the actual date and then forgetting it on the day this is me this is me so annoying I'm like oh yeah yeah like third of January third of January third of January 3rd of January comes what about it I feel like you're good at remembering dates though yeah until the actual date because I remember

but I never know what the date is yeah I know everybody's birthdays but I never know what the date is so I'll miss it I'll be like oh my god Like, one of my best friends, her birthday is the 1st of December. Like, lucky, I've known her birthday forever, as long as I've known her. I am never aware of the 1st of December. I miss her birthday by three or four days every year, even though I know it's her birthday. I'm going to get a birthday calendar, not get, make a birthday calendar on Google. Yeah.

But what you need is the week before so you can do moon pig or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you need a reminder. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I remember everyone's birthdays, but they never know the fucking date. It's so annoying. The printer never having ink, gross. Yeah. I mean, who's printing in this day and age?

Unacceptable. Accidentally stepping in the puddle and getting a wet sock or soggy jeans. My mom, if my trousers, as it's cool, touch the ground, my mum would be like, oh, they're dragging along the ground, you're going to ruin your hems. And now whenever I ruin my hems, I always think of my mum. This as well, this has brought me on to something that I had the other day. I was in town and for the whole day, and I don't know why,

because normally these things were really bothered me, but the shoelace was underneath my foot. The shoelose was inside my shoe and underneath my foot. That's really nice. How awful is that? Just like towards the end of the day, I got it out. I was like, oh, relief. And Dave was like, that's an ick that you've had that in there all day.

You haven't taken it out. And I was like, I agree. I agree. When you keep missing the keyhole, oh my God, all the time. So annoying. Oh, when you drop a knife into the bottom of the dishwasher? This is so good. It's such relatable content.

This is so good. I'll leave it. You know, in my, you know, in the, you know, the little cutlery bit that you have, draw that you have, like a stand-up one. We've got a hole in one of the compartments. So stuff goes straight and through. You always forget which one. No, I know which one.

Dave does not know. So he puts it in and it falls on through and then whose job is it to pick it back up me? Yeah. Drives me mad. The eight-month pregnant woman. Yeah, how rude. Love that. Thanks, Dave. When you sit down to watch tell you get all comfy and they don't have their remote, I'll just sit and watch nothing. I am not getting up for fucking anything.

I'll wait until Alex's got home. I'll just watch TikToks. I found that this is because. a problem, the more pregnant, I feel. I sit down and I put, I put the pregnancy pillow behind me and I get all comfy and I'm like, I'm not the fucking control. No, so there's just no television to be watched. Oh, Zoom needing

to update as I'm about to join a meeting. Fucking hell. It's the most annoying. It's the most annoying. I'm like, why have you brought it till now? Why don't know it's all about you? You're supposed to facilitate the meeting. It's probably told us beforehand quite a few times, like, you need to update me. They email me all the time, Zoom.

I'm like, stop emailing me. That's not what this is. I know. Anyway, is everyone feeling sufficiently negative? This is so cathartic. I want to do it again. I love this. It's so fun.

Yeah, God, I've enjoyed all of those. You are her people. Yeah, you really are. Thank you so much for this. Well, I hope you go on to have less frustrating days than you probably will. And let's remember boats. No, don't. I don't have wheels, but maybe would.

operate better if they did have water wheels. Just the thought. I was going to throw it out there in case any engineers are listening. Might have to patent it, but I don't think I'm wrong. I think you might be, which is why famously cars sink. Yes, but they are tires. They are not water wheels. There's a, there's a big water wheel. I don't really know. Okay. Right, guys, we love you loads. We will see you on Monday. Bye.

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