Should I Delete That? - Is It Just Me: Two girls on a sofa

Episode Date: March 16, 2023

This week, the girls discuss the ethics of The Chase, Alex's limited car knowledge and explore a new theme: Ick or Sick...Follow us on Instagram @shouldideletethatEmail us at shouldideletethatpod@gmai...l.comProduced & edited by Daisy GrantMusic by Alex Andrew Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Hello. How you doing? Good. I'm excited because you've got something to play me and I like that. I'm going to say play with me. I was like, I'm not going to play with you. Come on. Okay, yeah, I saw this on TikTok and I was like, oh well, if that isn't Alex lied. Go on. There are girls that are still scared to go to the dentist.
Starting point is 00:00:25 There are girls that have to take an anxiety poke because they're going to the dentist. There are girls that have to hold a tiny stigosaurus because they're too scared to go in by themselves to the dentist. There are girls that just in their car and cry after going to the dentist. There are girls that go to train all the way home because they successfully went to the dentist. There are girls that one day won't be able to go to the dentist. I mean, it's me. You have first unexperienced of that because you literally took me to the dentist. I know.
Starting point is 00:01:00 And I cried. It's so weird when you're not scared of something to imagine what it must be like to be so scared of something. Yeah, yeah. Do you know what I was thinking about that the other day actually? Because I know someone that's got like social anxiety, which I obviously don't really have. You know, you're a little social bottle of.
Starting point is 00:01:20 Yeah. But I find it to the extent that they're scared of it, it's hard. It's hard to imagine. It's really hard to imagine. Like, I was trying to say this just like, I know a person who is so scared of flying that they got a cargo ship to America.
Starting point is 00:01:40 Fucking hell. How long does that take? Three weeks. America's a really long way away. And this person was dating someone that I love a lot. Yeah. And it just really gave me the ick. I was just like, to make the person that I love us,
Starting point is 00:01:53 like you can't be with someone who's got that kind of free time to indulge your fear to the extent. that they're going to take six weeks out of their life. Six weeks on a one-week trip. It's just not right. That's rough. It really gave me the ick. But then I was like, God, I'm a bitch.
Starting point is 00:02:11 But it's really difficult to put yourself in the shoes of somebody with a fear. It is. It's really hard. Just like, I've seen those videos, those clips that I always just think of Alex and Dave. And it's just like when you've got anxiety and then you've just got a husband that just doesn't. and they can just, like, live a life without overthinking. So then it's like walking down the street and, like, not worrying about stuff. It's like, wait, what?
Starting point is 00:02:34 Sometimes I look at Dave and I say, I say, stop. What are you thinking about right now? Because, like, what is in your head? I imagine Dave's head is literally just like sort of cartoon football, just bouncing off the walls of his skull. Like, I just don't know if he thinks. No, I don't imagine he does much. Think.
Starting point is 00:02:54 And he says nothing. And I'm like, you can't be thinking about nothing. And then I'm like, do you know what? He probably is just thinking about nothing. I can't relate. I can't. Imagine. I know Alex says that all the time.
Starting point is 00:03:05 And he just, he thinks a thought and then he just lets it go. And I'm like, wait, what? Like he just thinks it, maybe says it. And then it's just gone. Do you know what? I'm going to say this on the podcast, hold oneself accountable. Not that that's ever were before. But I am going to, I have decided, I've been following this guy who used to be a monk.
Starting point is 00:03:23 And he is really, like, he learned all these. powerful lessons from meditation. Whenever I've tried meditation, I end up having a panic attack, but I'm going to try and persevere, and I'm going to be Zen. Okay. That's it. I'm going to do it. I'm going to download an app.
Starting point is 00:03:41 And that's how we'll have it start nowadays. Yeah. And I am going to find inner peace. Nice. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That would be nice.
Starting point is 00:03:51 Yeah. I feel like I've quietened down a lot of my, I feel like I actually am quite a Zen person in lots of ways now. But I think it's mostly just because I cannot be bothered to give a lot of fucks. You know, we just get to a point where you're just like, I think it's not that I've chosen Zen. It's just that I'm so full. I'm literally just, like, there's just no room left.
Starting point is 00:04:10 So I've sort of reached this really odd space. It's just like, you know, just before the tsunami where everything's pulled back. Yeah. I think I just live there now. That's quite peaceful. Exactly. I'm in the eye of the storm. That's quite peaceful.
Starting point is 00:04:24 And I think the trick when you're in the eye of the storm is just, to keep on your toes and just keep moving with it. Yeah. If you lean too far away, if you stand still for too long, whoop, you're gone, Dorothyed. But if you just, if you keep twinkle toes, just be nimble. I like that. I'm really, I'm really, trying to, like, flesh this analogy out in my head. I like it for me.
Starting point is 00:04:44 I enjoy it, yeah. I see it, I see myself there quite happily. Okay, I like that. Just like, I'm on, there's chaos everywhere. Yeah. But I'm just choosing. You're bubbled up. Yeah, I like that.
Starting point is 00:04:55 Yes. Okay. And then my bubble wrap suit. okay well let's say nice have you got an easy it might be my yoga needra think I actually do want to get you don't two days of calm
Starting point is 00:05:05 one do you know what and this guy's done a really good post about like the lessons that he learned from meditation you will love every single one of them they're so good maybe one day I'll read them all out on the podcast because they're really good it's like that thing where it's like the devil wears prada quote that went viral on Instagram or TikTok a while ago and it was just like
Starting point is 00:05:21 what if I don't want to live the way you live and then it's like well don't be ridiculous Andrea everybody wants this and it's like I mean and then yeah it's like people without kids people with kids people who don't live in London whatever people who like just do a corporate job and then people who go traveling I don't know I mean it's hitting everyone against each other but there do seem to be some peaceful people I realize people just sitting on a beach in Bali and it's just like their whole life I am my sister in law I think that's it's from New Zealand and her parents live in Australia and her parents came over from Australia and they were just like talking
Starting point is 00:05:57 to us about their life. And I was like, I really want that. Like I'm never, ever, ever going to have that obviously. But like, what a way to live. Isn't it weird that sometimes you can look at a life that is undoubtedly better than yours? Like in terms of like karma, better for your skin, better for your mental health, you'll live longer. I know living in London is absolutely terrible for me. I'm stressed. I'm doing a job that's just completely unnatural. Like no human should be doing what we're doing. It's so weird. No. And it shows.
Starting point is 00:06:28 Yeah. And we're just grinding ourselves into the ground, trying to keep up with all our friends, a full to live in a city that doesn't want us here. Constantly on and off elevators. Yeah. Breathing in just exhausts and fumes and fumes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:42 Where we could be living in the Scottish Highlands just calmly. I prefer the beach of Australia. You could do that too. Yeah. That's what I'm saying. There are all these better places that we could be living quiet, calm, good lives and yet we choose these
Starting point is 00:06:58 I know but the thing is is even like I haven't you choose mine choices I mean I could move to Australia but like I'm obviously not going to because of my family and friends so but I aggressively tell everybody how great I'm like I love London
Starting point is 00:07:13 it is the best and then I look at other people's lives and I'm like God that looks nice I wish that was it won't be me it could never be me because I love London and it's like wait what do I? I really do I do love London. I love London so much.
Starting point is 00:07:27 I do think that the grass is always greener as well. Like you'd be in the Scottish Highlands. I'd be in Australia and two weeks in me would be like, oh my God, I need to go. I'm so bored. Yeah, where's my fucking, like, yeah, I'm a preck cookie. I need a pokey ball. Yeah, Jesus. God, me sound awful.
Starting point is 00:07:41 Yeah. I make no apology though. I'm a basic, basic bitch and I'm fine with that. Oh, I'm very basic, yeah. I'm so basic. But part of me is like, oh my God, I just, like, I will never live in Australia by the beach. I'm like, oh my God. I know. I know.
Starting point is 00:07:53 And I'll never wear one of those. like sheer like long white caftan things and just like walk along the sunset by my Malibu house. I have an Australian passport. What am I doing? What are you doing? I know I'm married to an Irish person. You know how much friendly at Dublin is? No sea. Sorry? You'd say no sea. Did you just say there's no sea? Oh my god yeah like famously. Island the island. Please let's not keep that in. Daisy never, please can we have that as a standalone clip? No sea. No, see. I'm taking you to Dublin. We're going to Dublin. It came out faster that my brain
Starting point is 00:08:27 was thinking. Yeah, no shit. You know? I'm going to take you to Dublin. I'm going to show you the sea. It's gorgeous. You see it from pretty much anywhere. I still want to go, actually. We do we have to go. I really, really want to go. Yes. I love go, because we're always go in October. Yes, I really want to go. Okay, we'll take the baby. We're going to Ireland. We're going to Ireland. Fine. That's where the baby, I mean, she's going to have a little Irish passport. Oh, cute. No, not cute actually because her and Alex
Starting point is 00:08:53 will just skim straight through the EU fucking part and then me I think there's two cues there should be cues for people that voted Brexit and cues for people that didn't I wholeheartedly agree
Starting point is 00:09:04 I stand in the queue and I just look around and I'm like you fuck us you've done this to me now we're all in this shit we're all in this kid my husband's gone he's just straight through
Starting point is 00:09:12 this little maroon passport see ya do you know what I was taking the kids with him and just leaving me in border control I was thinking about this the other day
Starting point is 00:09:19 what would you do if you found out, if you secretly found, like, I don't know, you found Alex's ballot, or whatever, you just found out that he had voted Brexit for Brexit and just lied to you and said that he had voted against it. I think it would be a fun conspiracy for like an Irish person. I don't even think he was allowed to vote on it. Okay, scrap that then. Okay.
Starting point is 00:09:38 Yeah, okay, yeah. Or voted Nigel Farage. Yes. Yeah, like you've, I mean, again, unlikely for an Irish person, but fun. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, what did you do? It's actually. I would feel so betrayed.
Starting point is 00:09:48 It's really difficult, isn't it? because we're trying to do this nice new thing. I feel like we haven't ever agreed on it, but I feel like it's a kind of fun thing that you and I, like a place that we're at where it's like we're being very accepting of other people's opinions.
Starting point is 00:10:00 We don't need everybody to agree with us and stuff. Yeah, trying. Yeah, I think it's like, I just feel very betrayed. Imagine finding out, yeah, or like they've gone to like welcome Tommy Robinson out of prison. Or like they've signed an online petition to have Andrew Tate. Oh my God.
Starting point is 00:10:15 I don't know. Like there's so many things. Release from prison. Yeah, it's so, it's so, like, my friend's boyfriend really, like, exposed himself in the day as, like, this huge, like, knob, basically, just because we were all, like, looking at his full you page on his Instagram, and it's like, ooh. Really? Yeah. Gross. But then I can't hold my, I'm like, oh, Joe Reagan, nice.
Starting point is 00:10:40 I know. The vaccine, interesting. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, good, good, good, good, good, yeah, good to hear it. Love that. Love that. Red pills, delicious. Jordan Peterson. I know, the whole thing.
Starting point is 00:10:52 How funny. Oh my God, so every single day on my TikTok, I get a new, like, the lads podcast, the guys on the sofa last, I got last night, two guys on a sofa. And they've got proper, literally two girls on the sofa.
Starting point is 00:11:06 They're at home and they've got proper microphones. And this is like their first video, like the first episode. I'm like, wow. Like, this is happening a lot. I mean, yeah, we're all very nice because we also have a podcast we're sitting on a sofa with some very professional
Starting point is 00:11:24 microphones. Do you know what? My argument would be that I don't think men need microphones. I think we can hear them loud enough. I think women need microphones to get to the same volume as men. Yeah, they were talking about, they were like defending this guy called Paul Breach who's kind of everywhere now and they were, they were like defending him. He's such a nice guy and I was like, oh God, do you know, personally do you? so I like, no, it's the worst ones are the ones on the street
Starting point is 00:11:50 when it's like the, and it's like, would you wait me out of ten? Would you sit on my face? And it's like, oh, fuck off. Would you sit on my face? No. Yeah, it's a creator. He's like, you sit on my face. Oh my gosh.
Starting point is 00:12:02 I'm like, imagine if I went out onto the street with a microphone and started going up to random people and saying, would you sit on my face? Oh my God. I think I'd probably be sectioned. Like, I think they'd take me away. They'd take me away as a loopy woman. But when men do it is just like, Like, Kubei, cool, bro, oh, yeah, nice.
Starting point is 00:12:19 I hate them. And yeah, would you rate yourself at a 10? Do you think other people would rate? Would you shag me? And it's just like, what? What? It's so annoying. Yeah, stick to your day job, guys.
Starting point is 00:12:30 I mean, again, look at the throwing stones. We are massive hypocrites. But also, I can safely say that I've never asked anyone if they'd sit on my face. No. No. Daisy's being quiet. you sit on my face though absolutely not
Starting point is 00:12:49 they create such a terrifying dynamic actually I always think when they video not to just dwell on these but those street videos I think the thing that makes me so uncomfortable is they go up to young women and they'd be like would you sit on my face and it's like that's actually technically sexual harassment but if she walks away and ignores him then they'll go oh you're ugly anyway I didn't want to
Starting point is 00:13:07 whatever I wouldn't want you to sit on my face I bet you're fucking rank like they'd put her down that's so disgusting they would though but then so the girl has to stand there because she knows what her options are. She's either going to be publicly ridiculed and put down if she ignores this man or she's going to have to stand there and go,
Starting point is 00:13:22 yeah, I guess they will, whatever. And then just be uncomfortable. I'm glad I haven't seen these videos, to be quite honest with you. The dynamic makes me really uncomfortable. Horrible. Yeah, foul. Going to pick us back up. Nice.
Starting point is 00:13:34 Hi, girls. Hello. You know when something happens and you just have to tell someone, three question marks. Well, for reasons that have become clear, I have chosen you. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:13:43 And do you know why it's, Did she shit in the shower? We are talking about poo. Oh, brilliant. And showers. This evening, after a long day at work, I decided to run myself a nice, relaxing bath, read a book and have some me time.
Starting point is 00:13:58 There was something under the plug, so I removed it and saw what looked like a stone. How odd. It's not until I tried to remove it that I realised it was in fact a poo. She's in the bath. It wasn't even a shower. Yeah, a bath.
Starting point is 00:14:11 It definitely wasn't me. And my daughter swears it wasn't her, which leaves my boyfriend who stayed over during the week. How big was this poo that she thought it was a stone? So my questions to you are, number one, do I ask him? Number two, will I ever get over the ick? No. Needless to say, the relaxing became a very hot, very scrubby shower.
Starting point is 00:14:31 So are we talking like a brick or a pebble? I think it's more like a pebble. Like she thought, I think it's small. Because she thought it was under the plug and it looked like a stone. So I'm guessing it was small. Fucking hell, that is so disgusting. It's like a little nugget. My God.
Starting point is 00:14:47 How's he done that? That's more than an ick. Why is he done that? An ick is like way too banal and like innocuous for that. That's more than an ink. So an ink is like wearing gloves. That's a full-blown sick. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:59 Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, add the S. How rank is that? I don't want to put you off. I would ask him. I would definitely, I couldn't carry out without asking, I don't think. Where it's come from?
Starting point is 00:15:13 Because why is it? shit in the bath. Is he food in the bath? It's not like there was like a, like something left in the toilet. Like there shouldn't be poo in the bath. There's, I cannot think of a single time that there's ever been poo in my bath. I can. In my bath?
Starting point is 00:15:28 No, no. In my bath. What did you do in your bath? One of my sisters, I was like, when I had a bath with her when we were little. Oh no, but not your current bath? And she pooed in the bath. Oh no, that's fine. Kids do that shit all the time.
Starting point is 00:15:39 Yeah, that still haunts me. When this lady says that her kid swears down, it wasn't her. How old was her kid? Did she like three? Yeah. Well, the daughter is swearing it wasn't her, so she's got to be old enough to, like, swear. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:53 To know what's at stake when she lies. Interesting. And to be embarrassed. Yeah, no. Yeah. I mean, yeah, I say, I mean, by the time this episode comes out, I will probably have a baby in my house, which means there will probably be shit in my bath by now.
Starting point is 00:16:07 Yeah. But as of right now, no shit in the bath. Because no one shits in the fucking bath. How disgusting. That's happened. Someone did send me a DM a while ago or a thing to my question box on Instagram saying that they'd had a poo, that they'd farted in the bath and a tiny bit of poo just like bubbled up to the, like floated up to the top. Honestly, that's ruined my day. Like, that's ruined my day. I imagine that maybe that's what's happened to him. That is for my day. He did a little fart in the bath, a little pebble came up. Boop. And then he's drained it. And then he's drained it. And the thing's just gone to the plug. You know, has everything gets sucked to the plug, but it didn't go down.
Starting point is 00:16:43 You know what he had to do to get it down? Waffle stomp. To me, it's more disgusting the fact that it's like a tiny pebble. I would rather a big fat steaming poo. There is something really sinister about it being a tiny pebble, and I don't like it. Yeah, I understand what you mean in terms of like the invasiveness, like how long were you in there with it? And it just didn't make itself known. But also, if you've got the choice between a big poo and a small poo, you'd always go for the small one.
Starting point is 00:17:11 Why would you want the big steaming one? one, don't be weird. No, but I just, I just, I just, I just think it's just so, oh. If you had to have a bath right, Daisy, you've got to have a bath this afternoon with a massive shit in it or a little shit in it. What would you rather? Obviously, well, okay, I'm changing my in mind now. Okay, all right.
Starting point is 00:17:29 We didn't, we didn't have to like deep it this much. Well, um, well, talking of icks, I've caught another ick, which I think also should be a sick. Okay. Because it's really bad. I'm just listening to M talking about people who take the minor's offer on the chase. This is another girl and I had to message
Starting point is 00:17:51 okay I once went on a first date with a guy who told me during our drink that he had been on the show it went well and obviously I watched the episode afterwards and it turned out he had taken a very large minus offer after the rest of the team had done well they went on to win the rest of the money
Starting point is 00:18:08 which he had done nothing to contribute to safe to say I couldn't look at him the same and there was not a second date. I still wonder why he thought that was a good chat of line after what he did. He probably didn't think she would watch it. Oh my God, of course.
Starting point is 00:18:20 Of course she was going to watch it. Yeah, but it's probably quite difficult to, like, how many episodes are there of Chase? It must be like thousands at this point. And it's like, what's his name, Stephen? You're going to type in, like, Stephen on the Chase. You're probably not going to find it. Well, she's obviously found it.
Starting point is 00:18:33 But she obviously did. And just as well, you've dodged a bullet there. Imagine a map. His name's not Stephen, by the way. That is so much worse than finding out that they voted Brexit, imagine marrying somebody falling in love with them and then
Starting point is 00:18:47 finding out that they took the minus offer on the chase that's about as bad as it gets. I would sooner know that it'd shagged the secretary. What an outdated cliche. I don't even think like the trees are a thing anymore. I think I just went to James Bond.
Starting point is 00:19:04 That left me speechless. Fair enough. Yeah, no, I couldn't. I couldn't go for that. I don't think I could look past that. What about if a friend did it? Like, what about if I had done it? I'd be absolutely mortified.
Starting point is 00:19:18 Yeah. I'd be absolutely mortified. I'd be, I can't even. I'd be so angry with you. I just think it's... Yeah, I'd be... I just think it's cruel. It's such an ick.
Starting point is 00:19:28 It's more than a nick. You're right. It is a big sick. I know I couldn't cope. No. Oh my God. I call sick. I like that.
Starting point is 00:19:38 Well, on that, I actually, I had a thought this morning. and I said it as a joke to Alex but it's actually been kind of haunting me all day because I saw a guy in a Porsche no in a Jaguar is a really nice car on the way to the hospital and I was like oh my God it was such a nice car
Starting point is 00:19:52 and then I was like and Alex was like no room for babysitting that and then I was like hmm why do so many middle age men have these cars and I'm like well they've probably like
Starting point is 00:20:01 so bad I was like their kids probably just hate them like they've probably just been like really like they've probably just gone and like had an affair and left and their kids just hate them so they just got, they don't need all the seats, they don't need back seats because they haven't got anyone to put in the car with them.
Starting point is 00:20:16 Do those cars not have back seats? Those cars don't have back seats. Fuck off. Are you kidding? I don't think I've ever seen a car without a back seat. What? Without a backseat. What?
Starting point is 00:20:30 Without a back seat. Because you never see the car without a back seat? Come on. Like a friary? Or a Porsche? Or a Lamborghini? I don't mean, I don't mean the very, back. I mean, like, are you talking the very back?
Starting point is 00:20:46 Ow. What? Type in Ferrari, Spider. Are you saying four, not, are you saying every single car has four seats? Like my brother's car only. Yes. No, my brother's car has two seats.
Starting point is 00:21:01 Never. So what's in the back? Nothing. A smart car, even. So what's behind the front? The boot. The boot. you have a three-door or a five-door car that's why they'll describe your car as a five-door
Starting point is 00:21:16 four doors in a boot or they describe it as a three-door yeah but when there's three doors you just have to you have to flip the front there aren't any back seats yeah my brother doesn't have any back seats in his car he just has too wildly and practically regrets it most days but I didn't know that two-seater cars existed I genuinely didn't know that
Starting point is 00:21:37 how would I know that though that's so random Oh, they're absolutely everywhere. How do you not know that? Also, look. This is coming up as a two-seater, but that there, it looks like there. Okay, fine, type in Lamborghini Gallardo. Type in Fiat Spider, that's what my brother has. Fiat Spider.
Starting point is 00:21:55 Yeah. See it? What? My mind is actually blown. What the hell? How? I just don't know how I would know that, right? I don't know how you don't know that. But how would I know that?
Starting point is 00:22:08 Because they're everywhere. Like if you go outside and open your eyes, a car's going to drive past you and some of the cars are going to have four seats and some of them are going to have seven seats and some of them are going to have two seats. And then there's these things where they have two wheels and just one seat. Shut up. Yeah, I know. Huge.
Starting point is 00:22:26 Shut up. No, you're not. You've did they have two wheels. Motor bikes out. Oh, okay. I was like, I'm not how, now you're taking the piss. I'm just imagining this like uniccar. You've never seen a two-seater car.
Starting point is 00:22:39 No. But I mean, I might have seen one, but it has not registered that it's only got two seats. I honestly, I feel like my head's going to fall off. If you'd have, I'd have sworn to you. I would do so much to Freaky Friday with you and just to be, just to see the world through your eyes, just for a day. Because it's so much for you to see. I had no idea. You've got an amazing, this is going to be huge.
Starting point is 00:23:07 But like, you know I live next to a car showroom? Like, every time you come to my house, there's a car showroom park near it. I think the thing is, is I've got no interest in cars, never have done. I'm just not interested. But I don't really have any interest in planes, and I still know they have like two wings. Not the same. Pretty similar. Not the same.
Starting point is 00:23:25 I'm not interested in snakes, but I know they don't have legs. Like, there's loads of stuff I'm not interested in, but I still know about. I'm not accepting this analogy, actually. But, well, okay, fine. Okay, fine. I'm thick. I am. I'm going to rent us a two-seater car.
Starting point is 00:23:42 It's going to have to be a day without the kid. Is it because the boot? Is it because the engine's so big it needs to fill the whole boot? No, because the engine always goes in the front. Oh. Unless there's some cars will have it in the boot. Yeah, it's a real-wheel drive car. So why only two seats?
Starting point is 00:23:55 Because it's faster, it's cool, it's snippy, it's trendy. Oh, makes it faster. Yeah, it's lighter, way lighter. Obviously, if there's like half the car, half the weight. Okay, well, you live and you learn, like, wow. Like the Aston Martins? Yeah, they're not real though, are they? The James Bond cars.
Starting point is 00:24:12 No, are they? Are they? I thought they were like Batmobiles. Like they make them for the... No, no, no, no, no, no. They're super real. Very famous car company. Absolutely huge, yeah.
Starting point is 00:24:22 Like a gem in sort of British motorsport. Yeah, they've got a Formula One team and everything. Astor Martins. Although, fun fact about the James Bond cars, I used to work with a military charity, and they donated the one from Skyfall. Yeah. The Astor Martin that blew up, they donated it to an auction basically for the charity I was working for.
Starting point is 00:24:45 Yeah. And it was a two-thirds replica of the car because it was a vintage one. Wow. So they were selling like a sort of model and they'd made a perfect model of this car. And then Daniel Craig just had to stand like at certain feats away from it. So it looked like a normal size car and he was just far away from it because he walks away from it as it's blowing up. that it's actually just like super small. That's so funny.
Starting point is 00:25:09 I know really fun fact. That's so, that's such a good fact. So you weren't technically wrong about the main. See, I knew it. But they are real, they are very much real cars. Okay. You've probably seen one today. Apologies.
Starting point is 00:25:18 You've probably, one's probably driven past you today. Really? While you've been out in about in London. Yeah. So is it Porsche? Not Porsche? It doesn't matter, I don't think. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:25:27 I think it's more like a scone and a sconesitch. Oh, there you go. Okay. I have to say, I do, I like cars. I find them quite like cool. Yeah. I think I got obviously like and my whole childhood
Starting point is 00:25:39 with everyone being like what car what car what car like there's a bit too much car yeah yeah yeah yeah when I was younger because you feel like you had to be in the know the problem is is I really was in the know yeah yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:25:50 so like I can tell when I'm driving if I look in the rear view mirror I know from the headlights what the car behind me is that's mad I know and I don't know why I actually my dad because obviously he worked with cars
Starting point is 00:26:03 would get press releases and in the olden days when you got a press release so you'd get a photo of a car. You wouldn't get an email. They would literally send you. If a new car was being released, they'd send you like a printed,
Starting point is 00:26:16 like you've been to boots. No way. A photo of the car. Yeah. So we used to collect them. My brother used to be super into cars. So he'd like, we, he would collect them.
Starting point is 00:26:25 Okay. And then like, just because it was quite interesting, like all these, you know, like these little cars and stuff. Like so you'd get home from school and they'd be like, I don't know, eight new cars. I'd been, whatever. So my mom would kind of keep the photos. and we'd just go through the photos
Starting point is 00:26:38 and then after they'd all come out been released my brother would stick them to his bedroom wall because he's kind of into cars so there was a huge car wall so I think we were just like quite exposed to like cars yeah so I've just kind of aware of it and then I've always liked the Formula One
Starting point is 00:26:51 Dave loves something on actually actually I can get into that Did you watch Drive to Survive? No! Oh my god I haven't seen it! I haven't seen it! You know you're in for such a treat really? You will fucking love it it's got you written all over it has it? Oh my god yeah I'm going to watch it. Because it's about Formula One
Starting point is 00:27:04 which obviously you won't give a shit about and those people don't give a shit about until you start watching it and then all of a sudden you're like oh my god i give such a shit about this oh my god i'm gonna watch it follows all the it it follows all the drivers you're gonna absolutely i'm so jealous that you get to watch it for the first time also toto who runs the mercedes team yeah so fit it's obscene who's the one toto wolf sophie milner shares on her stories oh that's daniel ricardo no no no very different guys i love him okay well you'll love that okay tote wolf is like 50 something okay very tall german guy oh i like that kind of
Starting point is 00:27:36 the vibe yeah yeah he's like so fit that it's actually like not okay toto wolf yeah because you're gonna look at him you're like I don't get it and then you're gonna watch him on this show and you're gonna be like damn I so get it yeah my god my god but his wife is so bad ass she's the CFO um of Mercedes I think and she does formula E she's so got I really want her on the podcast because she's amazing his wife so sorry if you ever listen to this yeah his husband's really fit talking about the what for stunt then. Oh my god, he's 6-5. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:07 Oh my God, I'm so jealous that you get to watch it. I'm going to ask you. You've got four seasons to catch up on. Amazing. The season will come out soon because it follows the season just gone. Okay. Oh my God, you're going to love it. I'm so I'm so making one for tennis.
Starting point is 00:28:19 Bear with. You know, I like to binge stuff. So, like, next time up. Talk to you in like three days. Yeah, perfect. Okay, I'm going to watch it. Oh my God, amazing. Okay, well, this has been great.
Starting point is 00:28:25 This has been fun. Yeah, my eyes have been, mind blown, eyes opened. Some cars. Have only two seats. There you go. I'm going to rent this one. Very quickly, what is, I keep seeing the car
Starting point is 00:28:37 whose headlights are joined together. Like, there's like one big line. Teslas. Oh, is that a Tesla? Is it the electric? I mean, a lot of cars are all joined together. Oh, okay. I think one of the new forwards have that.
Starting point is 00:28:47 And when they do the, when the indicator goes on, it's like a gradual, kind of like. Yeah, those are the Tesla's. Oh, okay. They look fancy. I had a fight with a Tesla driver this morning.
Starting point is 00:28:57 Oh, okay. He was just, I could tell he, it was brand new. And he was obviously really precious about it and he was too scared to drive too close to the curb on the side but it meant he was like just really cutting me up and I kept being like grow up stay in your own lane like you've bought that commit to it deal with it yeah deal with it exactly you like you put you so me yeah exactly he definitely worked in tech and he was really proud of his new car and I was happy for him but also
Starting point is 00:29:21 are they expensive teslers oh my god yeah are they yeah 50 to 100 grand but some cars I mean bloody hell wait some of these like the like the Aston martins yeah more More, yeah. It's a house. I know. It's a house. I know. I don't know how much caravans cost actually.
Starting point is 00:29:38 Yeah, I don't know. Wouldn't I? Something to think about. Anyway, well, every day's a learning day, honestly. I can't wait. We're going to go and sand out in a minute. We're going to go and stand on the bottom. We're going to stand on the road.
Starting point is 00:29:51 You'll test me. No, no, no. We're just going to wait until one with two seats. I just really want to see your face light up when you see a cart with two feet. I will be stunned. I can't picture it. I can't. I can't, even if like 35 years, I just don't.
Starting point is 00:30:01 I just don't. understand. 34. I'm so excited. This is your 35th year. This is your 35th year. Okay, fine. Okay, fine.
Starting point is 00:30:10 Own it, Al. Fine. You're 35 and some cars have two seats. And on that. The pressing note. Okay, well, we'll see you guys on Monday. Yeah, I was going to pull up next week in the two-seatered porch. Oh, God, I love it.
Starting point is 00:30:24 I'm having my pre-midlife crisis. 100%. Mid-30s crisis. Oh, my gosh. Good, thanks. Bye. Thank you so much for listening. Should I delete that is part of the ACAS created network.

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