Should I Delete That? - Is It Just Me: Where are they all
Episode Date: November 23, 2023On this week's IIJM, the girls discuss bridesmaid woes, Hailey Bieber's arms and vaginal steaming...Follow us on Instagram @shouldideletethatEmail us at shouldideletethatpod@gmail.comEdited by Daisy G...rantMusic by Alex Andrew Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Hello, welcome back to Should I Delete That.
I'm Em Clarkson.
I'm Alex Light.
How you doing, Al?
Good, thank you.
I'm going to kick us off.
Hit me.
An email entitled Bridesmaid woes.
We love a good bride's word.
There are so many bridesmaid woes.
So many.
Did you read the article about the woman who's handed in her bridesmaid woes?
designation letter. I am trying to, and I can't promise something, but I'm trying to get her on
because I really want to talk about this. Yeah. Where did you get balls so big and where can we
buy them please? I know. Unbelievable. Imagine. I can't. I die. Also, like, do you just post that
on your social media? Like, how do you let everyone know that? You know how I feel about this, like,
crazy trend of talking about our nearest and dearest in TikTok videos. Like, I'm so overwhelmed by it.
Like, it's one thing to resign as a bridesmaid,
but to have the balls then to share it online.
Like, I resigned as up like, like, oh, oh, what?
Like, die.
Yeah, because then that person's going to see it.
Die.
And, like, all your mutuals will see it.
And all the people you've been bridesmaid for previously will see it.
And be like, oh, it was that bad of an experience.
Yeah, you ate it so much.
Resigned. Oh, my God.
We need to talk to her.
Yeah, 100%.
Working on it.
I've got questions.
Bridesmaid woes.
All right.
Hit me.
Hi, Alex.
and Daisy, I love the podcast.
I came to see you in May.
Oh, my God was that May.
Jeez.
I came back to work soon after having a baby, you know.
Yeah, that was soon.
That was crazy soon.
Like now I'm looking at you, I'm like, you need to take at least six months off.
Yeah, that was, that was very soon.
That was so soon.
Yeah.
You were like, yeah, breastfeeding backstage.
Still breastfeeding now.
Well, yeah.
I'm doing that for fucking ever.
They don't talk about that.
Like, how do you just stop?
stop. How do you just stop?
Fuck knows. I'm just here now.
I feel like I've got on something and I can't undo the seatbelt.
I'm like, well, it's where I live now.
Are you happy like carrying on for now?
Oh, God. I feel like actually this is, I don't know.
I actually feel really like last week my supply dropped massively.
And I don't know, like I was quite stressed.
I was exercising loads.
I didn't eat very well just because I had so much going on.
Yeah.
And I really felt my supply dropping.
And I was like, oh my God.
And then I saw Meg and she was like, sometimes your supply just, you know, your body just tells
you and it's time so i kind of had this like grieving process and i was like maybe it's just
time right and then it totally wasn't time like and then like the next day like i woke up like
juggernaught so i was like never mind surprise back up yeah so it was kind of weird like i realized
i don't think i was emotionally ready as i thought i was i kind of keeping like i'm done with it
and then when i actually thought it was time i got quite upset and i was like oh no i don't think i am
so yeah like i've been saying as soon as she sleeps through the night yeah no that's not
possible as soon as she doesn't need the comfort of breastfeeding in the same intensity as she
does right now i think okay and on our current trajectory i think maybe christmas okay honestly i don't
know it must be so hard to stop i don't know i imagine it to be like a really emotional i'm really
scared it's going to change our relationship like so at the moment she's getting way better at
sleeping like i'm so proud of her and like we've obviously had some like tough tough nights and like last
night was ralph but like we have had some really good nights yeah so i
I'm seeing like a bit of light like at the end of the tunnel like because for a long time
like she just had to be feeding all night long like and I did not want to be a co-sleeping
parent like I did not want it that wasn't what I envisaged it's not what I wanted but it was like
it was that or I was just going to like crash my car with exhaustion like I just couldn't
yeah yeah yeah you had to so now she's in her cot more but then like nights like last night
and she was just like inconsolable and the and Alex couldn't do anything and the only thing that
would calm her down with breastfeeding.
And I'm like, what the fuck am I going to do if I take this away?
Like, how will I soothe her?
And then, like, I got really upset at the idea of all of that ending and, like, and the bond.
And I think everything with the new, and it sounds deranged, but everything with the news is so heavy.
And I just feel like I just want her, like, close.
So I don't really feel like I'm ready to end it.
But I think Meg's right.
I think your body does just tell you when it, or she will tell me when it's time.
Can you give us like a dummy?
Something to, like, soothe.
What, to swap out.
Self, yeah.
No, I mean, she is.
getting way better at like not needing it so much but there are just times when it's just
like there's nothing that will soothe her apart from that and I just don't want to take
and she's still choosing her top two teeth are like right there so I think when they come
through it might be a bit different I don't know I'm really nervous about it like I think it'll be
all right once I've stopped but like knowing making the decision is terror is so daunting it will
almost be better if your body does tell you yeah like if there's if your supply like seriously
drops or like there's something that's like concrete then you're like yeah it was natural i was
supposed to stop yeah like i still haven't done a night away from her yet god i know so it's like that's
bad isn't it yeah it's been nine months i've done a night away from her so it's like yeah i think
a lot of the reasons that people's supply does drop or like you know people who are forced to make
this decision it's like they do a night away or they have to go with work or like whatever it is
and i haven't had that yet so they haven't been like a big reason um
I would just like at some point to get like, just to wear something that I don't have to like get my tit out of would be nice.
Yeah, I bet.
At some point.
Yeah.
Or not worrying about leaking.
But I'm getting much better at not leaking.
I feel like we'll be really excited.
It only took me casual like eight months.
But yeah.
Got the willpower.
Yeah, exactly.
Trim my nipples.
But yeah, it's really interesting.
Anyway, speaking of it, as a bridesmaid, one of my best friends getting married next year.
We're planning her handy.
My mom was like, will you be able to do a night away by then?
I was like, I'm fucking hope so.
She'll be like 18 months old.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
We pray, yeah.
You'll be fine by then, Defo.
I'm going to have to be.
I remember Jen did my Hendo.
She organized it and came on my Hendoo,
and I think Louie, when he was five months old,
and I've never seen a person enjoy herself more.
Yeah, you didn't put the, this is,
I heard about this, the pumping and dumping era.
She was dumping it all over the floor.
She was so sloshed.
She was pumping and then just like throwing it across the floor.
floor of where we were all staying. I was like, gross. There's a lot. There's a lot to that.
Yeah, anyway. She had a brilliant time. I saw someone enjoy herself a lot. I think I've left it
too long now to leave her. Do you know what I mean? Like I need to go. I know I need to do a night
away, but I'm just like, well if it hasn't come up, if nothing has come up, that would mean that
you'd have to have a lot. I've just said no. Yeah. No, I think it's not saying yes. I think it's
time.
I think I want to do a sleepover.
I'm really planning it.
I think I want to do a sleepover like close by.
Okay.
Like I said to Alex,
I was like,
maybe I should just go on a night by myself to a hotel
where no one touches me or talks to me all night.
And I can just read a whole book,
eat a massive burger,
drink half a bottle of wine and sit in a bath.
And that would just be that.
That must feel crazy at this point.
I can't imagine it.
It sounds really good.
good when I say it but then I'd probably just be like face-timing her. I was going to say I bet you
get there and be like I miss her she was here I'll just go home yeah invite her over yeah
that's huge go on hop in yeah I don't know I'm going through some stuff anyway I derailed
let's go back to our bridesmaid ways oh I came to see you in me that's why we go I was like
how did we digress that's it I came to see you in May and honestly it was like chatting with
friends it makes me feel like a creep but sometimes I will say sometimes my friends and I were
talking about this the other day, rather than I was listening to a podcast and they spoke about
this. I love that. I love that. Long may you continue doing that. I love that because I do that
with podcasts I really love. I'm like, and my friend told me this. And I'm like, who was it?
And I'm like, oh, that's really awkward. Complete stranger.
This podcast of these girls that do not know who I am. Anyway, my, is it just me?
I got engaged a few years ago and had a bit of a falling out with one of my close friends when I
didn't make her a bridesmaid. I think she even expected to be made made of honor. She made
feel bad about this decision despite us not being as close as we used to be. I had to have my
sisters and I wanted my three friends who were much closer to me than her, so it was just getting
ridiculous when my partner only had three groomsmen. Not that this matters, but it's expensive.
Anyway, we seem to have made up and we are back to getting on quite well. I involved her as
much as I could with the hen and wedding, sending her photos of my wedding dress, ETC. When it all,
when it all went down, she sent me a nasty message about not being a bridesmaid.
and said that she expected me to give her a heads up
that she wasn't going to be asked.
Oh dear.
Over the last year, we've gotten a lot more friendly again.
Now she's engaged and has asked two of our other friends
to be bridesmaids and has said nothing to me.
I'm quite annoyed that she made me feel so bad
and that I felt like I had to apologise to her
for not making her a bridesmaid,
whereas no effort has been made the other way.
I wasn't expecting to be a bridesmaid,
but I still feel a bit annoyed about this.
Sorry, I'm struggling to put how I feel into words.
Is it just me who would feel a bit put out?
obviously I'm not going to say anything to her as I would rather anonymously complain about it
on the internet. Fair Fox. Fair Fox. I get this but I think that I think that girl's just
hurt. I also, I think she's just, she's done this very much on purpose. It's tip for tat. Yeah,
she would definitely, she probably wants to be surprised me but she's just like, no, you didn't
have me. I don't want to, I don't want to want you more than you want me. Exactly. And she's still
hurt and she's being a bit petty. I would not take it personally. No, no, 100%. And you must
have known this was going to happen.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think like it is a really tough thing.
But I think you just, at a point you just need,
one has to be the bigger person in a situation like this.
Yeah.
And just be like, well, also at the end of the day,
it is just a day.
Yeah.
I get, like, I get that you're a little bit of her,
but also she's just trying to play you at your own game.
Exactly.
And it all comes from just her being her.
And you, yeah, and you know all your justifications.
You know that you already had your sisters.
and you've had your other two friends
and you know that you have the cost to consider
and that you already have this many bridesmaid.
I'm like, blah, blah, you know all of that.
And in your head you had a really good reason
for not asking her, but she doesn't know that.
Like in her head, she's like, well, she didn't ask me
and it doesn't matter that she's only got two.
She's like, well, she didn't ask me,
so I'm not going to ask her.
Yeah, she's put out.
Yeah.
And she just wants to give you a taste of your medicine
and she's probably kind of,
she's probably been kind of holding on to this.
Yeah.
Just to do this.
And look, you can be the bigger person.
And it's a day and you don't want to look back at it
and I think just be as nice and kind
as you would have been, you know,
if you hadn't felt upset about this.
Yeah, totally.
Yeah, totally.
Just try and let it go.
Yeah, I think there's so much too.
Like, it's really easy to like completely center ourselves in that
and like take everything really personally.
But we just hurt ourselves.
You know, we just guess what our friend is thinking all the time
and then we just use our assumptions to hurt ourselves with.
And you don't know.
I mean, we can harbour pretty good.
I mean, if you were to say to this girl,
but you told me I had to tell you,
she would say to you
but you didn't tell me
do you know what I mean
so I feel like there's not even any like
real
there's no win for you
no yeah
I feel like you just gotta let a go
yeah and like your friendship is what it is now
yeah and like that's
you know you take it or you leave it as it is
but I don't think you can change it
and you probably didn't even want to that badly
there's so much politics
with buyers made
so much fucking politics
I sort of like yeah
trying not to step on people's toes
like
oh it's so hard
not hurting anybody's feelings
And it's so sad to see that it never happens with the men's side, the groomsmen.
That's so true.
They're just, they're either groomsmen or they're not.
And they sort of don't care.
And they just don't care.
Yeah.
Okay, so I've been seeing.
But also thank you to this girl for coming to see us.
And for being our friends.
And for being our friends.
And relaying all the things we tell you.
Yeah.
Most of them are obviously factually incredibly incorrect.
But that's something that you take at your own risk.
So I've seen bits and bobs on TikTok.
to discuss. Love this. My favorite topic for talk. First of all, there's a creator that I follow. I'm
like Loki obsessed with her. Okay. She's a Londoner. She's been living in LA. Okay.
She went to get something steamed the other day. I know who you mean. Do you know what she got
steamed? Yep. Her vagina. Her vagina. I watched the video. I know. I just imagine it coming
out like a dumpling. I imagine it all going like my vagina, my vulva. I imagine it. You know when,
you know when you eat a dumpling and it's like a bowel no like a dumpling yeah like a like a steamed
dumpling and it's like white do you mean like the big fluffy bun buns no that's a bowel bun
I mean like a dumpling where they're like primped yes round the edges yes that's what I imagine your
vulva comes out looking like it kind of looks like that anyway but the color oh yeah I imagine it
going a sort of like soggy cream color do you know what I mean like when you say
I can't see it changing colour and your fingers go a bit pruny.
Yeah.
That's what I imagine.
But not grey.
No, like cream, cream, cream.
Oh, I didn't know they changed colour.
No, I don't think they do.
That's just what I'm imagining if you were to steam your vagina.
I did watch this video and I was like, oh, God.
I really want it now.
No, you do not.
Yes, I do.
I've been looking into getting it in London.
Imagine if we had Anita, the Geinie Geek here.
And imagine if we said to her, should we be steaming our vaginas?
What do you think she'd say?
She'd say, no, but she's not here.
And I just feel like it would be deeply satisfied.
in like a kind of like I also really want clonic irrigation yeah I see that more I want
I see that more but that's a bit more I want it all I want it all I want to go to the hygienist
I want to go to a colonic irrigation I want a facial I want my vagina steamed I want like a full
expoliation and I just feel like I'll come out like all my dead weight just gone I would love a full
exfoliation I want all of it
With a full spray tan after, straight after.
No, I want to feel soft and clean and light.
Yeah, but like, so the vagina steam, right?
It's for spiritual reasons, right?
It's not supposed to be like a physical thing, right?
Yeah, I imagine you'd feel really good.
Why do you steam at your vagina?
To let the spirits in.
How do you do out? I don't know.
Oh, it might help you relax and ease menstrual cramping.
I don't have any of that.
But I would like to relax.
I just think maybe this is what I should do in the hotel.
Everyone's saying it's very much could be dangerous.
Yeah, I think...
Everything good in life's a little dangerous.
You know, you've got to have an old risk.
Oh, it'll be so embarrassing.
Imagine going to the hospital, be like, what's happened?
Why have you got third-degree burns on your vulva?
I'll be like, ha-ha, sat on a kettle.
This is Dr. Crawford.
I put the spout up my vagina.
Oh, that's gone through me.
It would be really hot.
It would be really hot.
I wonder if that would, like...
It would be horrific.
It would burn, burn, burn, burn, burn, bad.
I don't want to do that.
Put me into labour.
Maybe I should just have a colonic.
Yeah, I think that's more useful.
Is it weird to go and have one?
Like, would it be odd?
Yeah.
I just, I don't think we necessarily need them.
Like, I just feel like, you might feel lighter afterwards.
I kind of feel like I'm really like sluggish at the moment.
And I know I'm just tired.
You're just tired.
You need sleep.
You don't need a colonic irrigation and a vaginal steam.
Why are you trying to hold me back?
Capitalism has got you, girl.
Capitalism has got me.
I'm like, I need it all.
I need it all.
Like, I did one three of a blood test and I'm like, tell me everything about myself.
Like, I want to know everything.
I want to make everything better.
I want to improve.
I want to go to reform a Pilates, become spiritual, put crystals at my bomb.
Oh, you're making me feel tired.
I just, I really, like, I want to get into my new era, but I just don't know how to do it.
No, I don't think you do.
I want the clean girl aesthetic
I want to be clean
and I feel like in order to get that
I need to be clean
No you are clean
No but I want to be clean
No no if you're having a shower
No but I want to be clean
You are clean
I want like my butt all
Everything just clean
I want my poor
Like I've got like bumpy back of my arms
I want them to go
I want to be soft
Like imagine striking Haley Bieber's arm
I bet she's so soft
I imagine her to be very glossy all over
Exactly
Exactly that's what I want
Yeah, but we're not Haley Bieber, you know.
Not with that attitude.
I bet you she has clinic irrigations and vagina dumpling steams.
But do you think that makes her happy?
It's not about being happy out.
It's about being clean.
I just want something new.
Why don't you like do yoga on YouTube?
I don't like yoga.
And I don't want to do it in YouTube.
I don't, my house is so, and I just have to lean into this because I have a kid now and I'm working and Alex is working.
My house is so messy
It doesn't matter what we do
Where we put stuff
It's just filthy
I can't work out at home
I can't do anything
There's no space
We've got a walker
We've got a jumper, we've got a jumper
We've got a mobile
We've got the mat
We've got the high chair
We've got the buggy
That's seven things
Just on the kitchen floor
It's so many things
And then that's before you even think
about the stuff on the table which is just constant cycles of washing i can't do you i can't do
youtube yoga it's not going to calm me i don't have any order to put my laptop so i need to go to a big
empty room full of very soft thin women and i need to clear my mind and be like them do you know what i
mean oh youtube just go just put a meditation thing on when you do your walk and then you'll be
fine no because i pick up dog shit on my walk so and i have to
I feel my life scooping melty puffs out the bottom of the buggy
because all I takes them and then she just puts them down by her feet
so when I pull her out the buggy she's just like one of those like Velcro things
and she's just covered in meltypuffs and everything's sticky
and meditation's not going to help that.
You're not coming at this with a can-do attitude.
No, because I think what I need is for me to lead in and be like,
yes, go get your choleraic irrigation, yes, go and get your vagina steamed for absolutely no reason.
And then I'll be floating along on my morning walk, soft and supple.
go get the back of your arms treated.
I just find it all exfoliated.
I exfoliate it every day.
I've got a knee arm exfoliated and not very good out for them.
Then don't do it. Don't do it every day.
I have bumpy arms and I used to use a lufa every single day
because I thought that was the thing that would clear it
and now I've stopped using lufer every single day.
It's too much. They'll be irritated.
What?
Yeah.
What?
Oh my God, I had no idea.
I thought I was getting into the pores and cleaning them.
Why the fuck did no one tell me I've been exfilling every day?
I've been like, oh, they're not getting any smoother.
No, leave them.
Just moisturise them.
I don't moisturise them.
No, no, no, I know.
It's hard.
It's very hard.
It takes so long.
It's really hard.
We talked about this last week.
I get out the shower and I am dressed in 0.2 seconds.
I'm still wet when I get dressed.
My clothes, not vagina.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Gorgeous.
Sorry, I'm really in a time today.
I've put a weird energy.
podcast. I should moisturise more. Because I've
got the loctosan shower oil which I love. The almond. But I should be using
that more. I've been using the, I've been using an exfoliator because I just didn't know.
No, stop that. I feel like an idiot. And I should be moisturising, should I?
I always imagine that that would clog the pores. Is it pus? Oh God, no. So then
that's not. Oh, I don't know. It just feels, I just don't imagine Haley Bieber's skin
feels like that. Get rid of Haley Bieber from your head. What do you mean for the planet?
eradicate her.
That's had to plan.
Okay.
I mean, I think I would like you to have both colonic irrigation and a vaginal steaming just so you can report back.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Okay.
I would like to know.
I'm 100%.
Oh, okay.
Another thing I've seen on TikTok.
Go on.
Really recommend following Tesco's.
Really?
I cannot recommend it highly enough.
Tesco with the blue tick.
Yeah.
Their food recipes are.
are unbelievable.
They're so good.
They're the best of any food recipes
I've ever followed online.
Tesco.
Genuinely.
They're going to blow your mind.
Okay.
Yeah.
Oh, they do do good recipes.
I told you.
So they do a breaded salmon one
which you can do with tofu
instead if you don't eat salmon.
But like, oh my God,
like the dressing and the breadcrumbs.
Oh!
And they make them look so good.
And they did this like potato one.
I just, I'm obsessed.
And obviously they know
I'm obsessed because they keep telling me.
Oh, baked cam and bear.
God, I can't wait to eat that again.
Oh, okay.
Something else I've seen on TikTok
and I've seen these a lot.
Have you seen the Ellie Golding memes?
No.
Oh my God, if you're not?
Okay, you're going to die.
Daisy, have you seen them?
Okay, so people make these, right?
And they always play.
Okay, imagine this song
as you go through a TikTok clips, okay?
Yeah.
And basically, I think it started about 10 years ago
when Ellie Golding, basically,
I think the police put up a thing
being like there were like 10,000 missing people
in the UK or whatever it was.
Yeah.
And I think, I don't know when it started,
of becoming satire, but Ellie Goulding tweeted being like, where are, where are they all?
Since then, people now make these like joke tweets all the time.
So it's like Ellie Goulding brand specs, save us arrogant for branching out into hearing aids.
It's a completely different from eyes, she fumed.
None of these are true stories, but they just make all these fake headlines about any Goulding.
Ellie Goulding admits she really hate,
Ellie Goulding admits she'd really hate to be crucified.
Painful and boring.
A nightmare combo, she told reporters.
Ellie Goulding says she can't understand
why many parents install stair gates
at the bottom of their stairs.
Do they think the toddlers are going to fall up the stairs?
The singer asked.
Ellie Goulding reveals she was looking at the label
on her t-shirt the other day
and noticed it was made in Indonesia.
What a random place of my t-shirt to have been made in?
She chuckled.
Ellie Goulding says it must have been annoying
for people aged about 80 when they invented planes.
I bet they were all like,
why didn't you come up with this sooner?
She laughed.
Ellie Goulding says she doesn't understand
where wind comes from.
I just don't get it.
Get it, the star mused.
Ellie Goulding doesn't understand now how scientists can say a species is extinct.
Did they check everywhere?
She said.
Ellie Goulding admits she's skeptical about Nottingham County's claim of being the oldest football club in the world.
We've only got their word for it that they were founded in 1862.
She said, everyone who was alive then is now dead.
Ellie Goulding says it's ridiculous airport security still wouldn't allow 330 milliliters of pop through.
You can't blow up a plane with a plan.
You can't blow up a plane with a fanta, she moaned.
They literally go on and on and on.
See, I feel sorry for her with this.
Imagine you say one thing 10 years ago.
And now you can't nothing.
The internet never forget.
Ellie Goulding reveals she thinks people shouldn't be scared of tsunamis.
Just start swimming.
I don't get the big deal.
She laughed.
Stop.
I'm going to wet myself.
Just keep swimming.
Ellie Goulding says she doesn't understand the logic behind temperatures.
Why does the temperature go down?
and with the same son, she said, with confusion.
It's really, this Ellie Goulding expresses disbelief
that planes regularly fly from Copenhagen to Tokyo.
What sort of crazy scenario would make you need to be in Copenhagen one day
and then in Tokyo the next, she said.
I love the internet so much.
I do, but it's so savage as well, isn't it?
It never forgets anything.
Yeah.
Yeah, so she really did tweet once.
It said, someone tweeted her saying,
what do you think about more than 800 people being missing in the UK?
And she did tweet them back saying, where are they all?
Did she really?
Ellie Goulding says she can't believe it took 14 years to build the Sydney Opera House.
It's nice, but it shouldn't have taken that long.
I feel so sorry for Ellie Goulding.
I know.
It's my favourite part of TikTok.
I'm obsessed with it.
As an unrelated aside, Katia once went into the gym that Ellie Goulding was in.
Did she?
Yeah.
Wow.
I know.
Posh.
I know.
That's amazing.
I know. Well, Kat lived in central London, which is very bizarre to me.
That is very bizarre.
I know. She went to uni in central London.
Oh, wow.
I know.
No one lives in central London.
She did.
Wow.
I know.
And then she lived in Covent Garden.
That's crazy.
And I've met somebody else that lives in Covent Garden.
I've never met anyone who lived in Coffin.
Well, Katty lived there for like a term with her friend.
Wow.
I know.
What was the flat like?
So busy.
It's so loud.
Yeah.
Like you can imagine.
So loud.
And then she just moved into her friends flat for a term.
Like she sub, they sublet it.
But then I know somebody else who lives about a pub in Covent Garden.
That's rough.
That is so rough.
So loud.
There would be no peace.
I like noise, but like that's too much.
Yeah.
Above a pub, I'd lose my mind.
Yeah, I used to live opposite a restaurant.
And at 11 o'clock every night, they'd do the wine bottles.
Or that's not necessarily the wine bottles, but all the bottles are recycling.
Oh, yeah.
That's so loud.
And in my old age, I need to be.
in bed well before 11.
I go to bed up now at 7.30 most nights.
I need to get a life, Al.
I've spent this whole episode talking about chronic irrigation.
My one plan for a night away is by myself steaming my vagina.
And I just told you guys that I haven't gone to bed past 7.30.
It's tragic.
It's fine.
I should be like Jen out spurting milk all over Airbnb floors.
Instead it's nearly bedtime.
Instead, it's nearly fucking bedtime.
It's five to four.
Oh my God, you've only got three hours.
Don't say that.
My whole life's just gone.
I can just go lie in bed and not sleep.
That's an hour getting back.
An hour for dinner.
Brilliant.
Oh, we better go.
Yeah, bye, guys.
We've got to go.
We've got to get him to bed.
Sorry, before we go, I watch Barbie.
Did you?
Yes, I know you hate it, but that's because you're a cynical bitch.
I laughed out loud multiple times.
Did you?
I thought it was very well observed.
I thought it was really funny.
Did you?
Yes, I did.
I understand why you didn't like it and Summer Cathy didn't like it.
and Summer Katty didn't like it,
but I thought it was really funny.
Yeah.
There were moments that I laughed.
Also, Ugly Betty.
Yeah.
It was the main woman.
Yeah.
How the fuck did Hollywood get us believing that woman was ugly?
Don't. Don't.
Are we all right?
Literally, she's stunning.
She's stunning.
Always was.
Are we all right?
They just put braces and glasses on her.
And you know what I had when I was watching Ugly Betty?
Braces and glasses.
Races and glasses.
Classic.
Dork.
An unstreatened hair.
Literally, that was it.
That was me.
Oh my God, Ugly Emily.
Does that mean I'm like how?
I'm like in my swan era.
I took my glasses off, got the braces out.
I think so.
Right, I'm going. I'm going. I'm going to go and get my bowels.
Come back as Haley Beaver. Can't wait.
Can't wait.
Thanks so much, guys.
Love you, bye.
Bye. Thank you so much for listening.
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