Should I Delete That? - Is It Just Me: You can do it on my iPad 💩

Episode Date: August 16, 2023

On this week's IIJM, the girls dive deep into the questions of the universe: why haven't we been back to the moon? Where does all the poo go? Why are all the cemeteries full? How do you become an air-traffic controller? How many people in the world are having blow jobs right now?Follow us on Instagram @shouldideletethatEmail us at [e-mail] by Daisy GrantMusic by Alex Andrew Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

I have a theory, Al. I think we live in a simulation. Is this the episode? This is the episode. No. I know. And I'm really, really, really sorry, okay? I'm really sorry, okay?

I'm really sorry. I'm really sorry. You're not that sorry. No, I am sorry, okay? But I have to get this off my chest, okay? And if you're not into, like, existential crises, then this might not be the episode for you but if you know you could be

convinced that the world's a simulation then please enjoy this episode okay so it started a while ago when something occurred to me okay I heard it somewhere and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it yeah picture you're sitting in a car yeah you're just driving in a car in front of you is a bus

you're in the same lane you're in a car yeah now in my car I can reach the other door from where I'm driving I could reach the passenger door right? Yeah go on But the bus in front of me also in the same lane

To all intents and purposes Pretty much the same width Can fit five people In a row There's five seats Along the back of the bus Wait, what? And yet they somehow fit

In the same lane as me and my car And a normal car barely fits in a lane Barely fits in a lane But you've got two people Then an aisle Then two more people And then there's me and my car Where I can touch the other door

And three people are squeezed into A normal car Right, this is only the beginning This is where it's started But can we not concede That that's a like No that's blown my mind A glitch in the matrix.

Like, that's a weird one. And I think about it. Every time I'm in the car, I'm like, I don't understand. It's got to be wider. It is, but not like two extra people wider. And two, not just people, but seats wider. I know. Okay, so that was the beginning.

Then it took a dark turn. Oh, God. Okay, I'm going to whisper this. Oh, my God. I don't think we landed on the moon. Oh, no. Oh, God. Oh, no. Here we go. I've fallen into some conspiracy theories recently. Do you think the Earth's flat? No. I don't. I don't. But I have fallen into that side of TikTok and I have been able to engage critical thinking and I can, I understand that the world is round.

I don't know if the moon one's a bit intense to get into. So I've got some other ones that we could. Yeah. Okay. But wait, why don't you think? What is the evidence that we didn't land on the moon? I've always accepted that we landed on the moon because why wouldn't we? Yeah, yeah. But I have some questions, okay? Now, I haven't researched this because I'm not gone full conspiracy theorist. I just, I had some questions, okay. Okay.

So at my birthday, it was my birthday a few weeks ago, we were talking about my birthday, and my friend was like, it is kind of weird that the flag was blowing in the wind. Right. Because there's no wind on space, in space on the moon. So, okay, fine, fine, fine, fine. And I didn't really think too much about it, okay? But then I was thinking about it again I was like if we went to the moon

In 1960 Whatever it was 69 Why haven't we gone back Like we can we can go Anytime we want If we could go in the 60s why haven't we gone back Okay that was my first thing I was like why can't we come back

Yeah Then I thought Did you see what they landed to space on No It didn't look It didn't look capable of handling the flight Okay. Number three, who filmed him getting off? Because he was already off. Like, the cameraman was already off. Also, who filmed them getting back on and then going away again? But I feel like I might have seen some bad footage, so don't hold me to that one. But then I thought, the photo of Richard Nixon on the phone to space. Yeah. How did he ring space? He rung from a landline. See, now, hmm. Do you know what, I'm, it's a times like this when I'm really,

annoyed that I'm not the kind of person that retains information because I went to the National History Museum. Okay. I think. But you're sure you did not retain that information clearly? National History Museum and they've got a big space centre there. Yes. Could be talking at my ass but I'm pretty sure they do and I'm pretty sure I went and one of the girls I was with asked them, they had space experts there and asked them, did the landing on the moon happen? And they said, yes and they explained why and why people think it's a conspiracy theory and I just can't remember

so the thing is so I'm useless I think it did happen I say all of this with tongue and cheek like it probably happened because why would everybody lie and I don't actually think that the world is a conspiracy

because again I just think why would everybody lie but I just found it fascinating I think maybe because it's just been my birthday and he made the call on my birthday on July the 21st but he just never got it I'm like I can't even like ring my mom in Oxford

sometimes because the signal's not good enough How did he ring space from a curly landline phone in 1969? It's always just been a bit of a confusion for me. Also, they landed on space. How did they take off? How did they take off off the moon? Because if you think about when they take off in a rocket off Earth, it's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, fire.

But in moon, they were just like, pooh, bye. But that's because there's no gravity, right? Oh, I suppose, yeah, you can just float off. Okay, the Royal Museums of Greenwich have debil. debunked some common... Oh good, I need to... Please debunk them. Okay, so if there's no atmosphere on the moon, there is no wind.

So why is the flag waving? Is this the proof that conspiracy theorists have been seeking? Look again at the image, in particular, along the top edge of the flag, and you'll find the answer. A telescopic pole has been extended along the top in order to make the flag fly proudly. Yes, NASA really did think of everything. Because it's been set up like this, it appears to be waving in the wind. All the wrinkles are there because it's literally been screwed up for 4.

days en route to the moon. Okay, fine. That helps. Next conspiracy theory. If we really went to the moon in 1969, why haven't we been back? Why haven't we been back? See, this is this this is one not a very good conspiracy theorist because I get the top line and I don't do any investigation. The answer is we changed our priorities from a combination of the Vietnam War but also there was this geopolitical element of thinking we've won the race. Just as we got good at doing science on the moon, we abandoned it. See, that also feels a bit sketchy. That feels tenuous. Oh, we've just got the hang of it.

Now we're going to stop it. That feels vague. Because humans exploit every single bit of land that is available to us. And the moon is now available to us. Yeah, see, I'm with you on that one. But then I think maybe the moon is boring. But then all the other ones, I mean, literally all the other ones are seen on TikTok. So I don't actually believe them.

But then, but basically this is where it started, okay? This is where it started. Okay. Now, I think we probably did, just for the avoidance of doubt, please don't your eyes at me. I probably landed on the moon. Okay, we probably did. And it's completely.

relevant to me. It doesn't fucking matter if we did or if we didn't. Okay. But I think my TikTok started to suspect that I was into stuff. Yeah. Okay. Love this. Why is space so dark when the sun's there? If the sun can light us, it's enough that it's so bright that we have to wear sunglasses when we go outside on sunny days. Whoa. Why is space dark? But isn't it because it's really stressing me out. Like, surely sun doesn't just go like, boom, you guys get sun, but nowhere else gets sun. Really close to us. Yeah, it's quite close. Compared to everything else. But if we stay equidistant to the sun, yeah. Why isn't it? Like, it's closest to Mercury, because it's my very easy method just speeds up naming planets. So we've got Mercury Venus, so they're very, very hot. But

we're all still exposed to the light. So why is space not light? Okay, I've got it. Oh, thank God. Very quickly debunked by Giggle. Thank God. In space or on the moon, there is no atmosphere to scatter light. The light from the sun travels a straight line without scattering and all the colours stay together. Looking toward the sun, we thus see a brilliant white light while looking away we would only see the darkness of empty space. Oh, my God.

Okay, I'm so relieved that you're here to debunk these. Next. Love this. Where are all the dead people? I think about your local. I think about the Alamant quite a lot, which is what my mum's from. Yeah. And that my grandma and grandpa are buried.

in the Isleman and I was thinking about it recently because we have to get them a tombstone and we need to go to the grave and get a headstone and then I was like oh god

and I was thinking about like when I die because I have to make a will and stuff and then I was thinking about my mom where would we want to go do we want to be

in the other man because it's quite far away all this stuff and I'm like is there even room for us here and I was like no

there's no room all the cemeteries are full but people have been here for ages and ages and ages and we've been burying people since the Victorian times

which is like the 1800 because that's kind of when we got into funerals and stuff. Why aren't they're just to the cemetery everywhere? A whole tight. Because if you go to a cemetery, it's like, they've been there since like, you know, like, I don't know, 1892. So it's like, okay, well, you're not kicking them out

because they're dead. Like, you're not going to bunk them away because they've been dead for ages. Like, they're still there. So where are all the new people going? And then I said this to my mom, like, genuine question. And she was like, well, that's the problem

that there isn't anywhere to go. And it's like, yeah, but people's still have to be buried. Before I do this, I want to find out what's the ratio of being cremated to buried. I'm just putting it on record that I want to be cremated. Do not even think about burying me. I don't even think about it. I don't want to come back alive in the coffin. Fuck no.

Horrendous. Fowl. Oh my God. Are they double-deckering people? No, no, no, no. Whoa. Okay, how, what percentage of people do you think are cremated? 60. Nelly 80% in 2022.

Well, I think that's probably why. because there's no cemetery space I'm really surprised by that I thought most people would be buried I feel like we're kind of over it getting buried do you think well I've been thinking about this

about what happens when I die because I definitely just give me to science then burn me and then just I just said if you've got any say in it can you just make sure a bit of me stays at home just so Aalow can hang out with me

if she needs me just leave me on the mantelpiece keep an eye on Alex you know make sure I can just see the coming from going just needs a little bit of me where it's left after we've donated me

and burned me keep tabs we are running out of space in cemeteries yeah well I figured but like yeah there's many cemeteries are located in our urban cores that can't accommodate growth

this is an issue in many other countries okay I had other problems I had other problems hang on let me just find them and I saw this one on TikTok yeah water yeah how is it always ready

and electricity actually and Wi-Fi will stick with water when you turn on the tap yeah good pressure good taps water Is it always just sitting in there?

I feel like that's more of like a plumbing explanation than like a glitch in the matrix. No, I'm sure there will be a plumbing explanation. Isn't it actually insane? It's insane. It's an incredible feat that humans have managed. Yeah. To have every house rigged up to water.

And electricity. And electricity. And where do all the wires go? Because sometimes if you're lucky, you'll see a bit of building work going on around London and you see all the wires underneath. And you're like, oh, I've been privy to something that I shouldn't have seen, like how it all works.

Where do they go? Where do they go? Like where do they start and where do they finish? because there's so many of them. Also, what has been, like, blowing my mind that I've been trying to understand, but getting too frustrated because I don't understand it, is that they're saying that NFTs are, like, horrendous for the environment.

What's an NFT? Oh, God. Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, God. Come on. What's an NFT? You've heard of them. No, don't make me do this. What's an NFT? It's a non-fundable token.

I don't really know what it is, but it's basically a piece of, I'm going to massively butcher this, like digital, real estate that people can own. So like a print, you can own like a print, but it's not, there's no physical, like it's, it lives in, it lives in cyberspace. Like, you'd say you can buy stuff, it's a swizz. But it's very big and people are saying that it's really bad for the environment and I've been struggling with that because I'm like, how? Apparently it's like increasing

server space and the servers are really draining on the environment and I'm like, but it doesn't exist. I don't get it. Where are the servers? Where is the, I don't know. Where are the wires going, Al? Things like this just trust me out. And what is Wi-Fi? I need to know. And what is Bluetooth? fax machines. Why have fax machines been around for so long? Like, we couldn't do loads of stuff. Like, we couldn't do loads. Like, I couldn't text you a photo. Yeah. I couldn't do anything. But I could fax you an image. Yeah. That's kind of amazing. It's incredible. I feel like we didn't utilise it enough.

But, like, where, where? Wow. Because it's more tangible when it's like, we switch on a light and we know that the wires are back there going to, wait, but what are they going to? I don't know. That's where I've been for the last, like, three weeks. So the fax machine is plugged to the socket and the socket has wires, but those wires don't travel all the way to the person you're faxing. No, like, I remember being in a miracle once and someone, I think of someone at home faxing my, I think of someone at home faxing,

on my photo of our passport. I was like, how the fuck? And I find that more confusing than somebody texting me an image of it now in 2023. Yeah, because that's the internet, isn't it. Which again. But fax isn't an internet thing, is it? I think it is it. Oh, is it? Oh, is it? Don't know. No, it was like, it was connected to a phone line. It was connected to a phone line. My man still has a fax machine. I feel like we should utilise it more than what we do. They're kind of amazing. Yeah, I feel like they're, they remind me of like horror movies, you know, when you just get like a really ominous fax through

and anonymous, like, scary facts. Oh, I have another question. What's a page? You're going to die. I'm going to fax you to tell you the death is imminent. Internet. No, it can't be internet.

It was way before. Oh, I don't. My little brain's hurting. I've been, so it's been a lot recently. I just started like, I think it's better for me when I don't think about anything. What do I type in on TikTok to get all this stuff? I'll start sending you some videos

and then the algorithm I'd send you there. Yeah, I'd like that. But it's been quite stressful for me, if I'm honest. Then I also, I saw another one about where all the mattresses go. And actually, I didn't like finding that out because it was really bad, like, landfall. And then it gave me a massive, like, existential spin about climate change. Is that where they go? Well, it did occur to me.

I was like, if the average person probably has two mattresses in their lifetime. Where does poo go? Into the sea. Does it? Yeah. Yeah. Johnny English. They're going to the sewers

underneath London and that's what we've got the fatberg. Do you remember the fatberg? Do you remember the story of the fatberg? Oh my God the huge blockage

of like just drain shit of like Alex's like Google the fatberg I don't want to I'm not sick No you want to see this Fatburg

My reflux is already bad Fatburg Fatburg Why are you can say in a fatberg Like iceberg It's in London Isn't it a shitberg? It was in the sewage

Are you ready? Yeah Oh, that was the fat bug. It was a few years ago. Oh, my God. It blocked the drain. Wait, what is it all? Fat.

Fat. Yeah, I think it's like... From what? Oh, there's a bit in the Museum of London. Shall we go? No. Oh, please, we could go and see it. Wait.

It's in Whitechapel. It's not far away. Right. In September 2017, Thames Water made a horrifying discovery in a sewer below Whitechapel. The Fatberg, a 250 metre long, 130 ton mass. of oil and grease congealed with wet whites and other sanitary products. It's the largest ever discovered and the museum of London wants to put it on this plate.

Oh, I don't think they got it, but they want to. It's toxic waste, basically. That's why they say don't flash your sanitary products. So, sorry, the fat has come from the poo. No, no, no, I think the fat's come from, like, cooking and if you put your fat down the drain, that's why you shouldn't put your fat down your drain. No, you should always wait for it to turn into, like, lard and then put it in the bin. Yeah. Even I know that.

Even you know that. Yeah. I didn't even eat meat and I know that. My mom gets very tricked about it. Oh my God, okay. It's a lot, isn't it? But then I just think there's so many things that go on all the time. Like underneath there's the sewers, the wires. What is Wi-Fi? Where is Wi-Fi?

Do you do sometimes when I think about like, I think it more scares me like how clever humans are compared to how un-clever I am? I agree. People built roads. they built maps, they built roads that all worked together. Can I ask the question about maps? How did we have, in the olden days maps? Yeah. Like

you know like in Pirates of the Caribbean and stuff? But like in genuinely old historic things, they would roll out a map. Yeah. And like I get it like, you know, when Yaman went to go and do like the thing across the top, what's it called the Northern Passage, when he went across

like America to China or Europe to China and he went across the top and like no one had done that and then they got stuck and then they died. Jared Harris played him in a TV series called The Terror

which was fucking horrifying based on a true story if you like scary I like everything I've ever watched it was probably the most traumatizing thing I couldn't even imagine it and it was amazing but it was basically

The Terror I think it was Redley Scott did it, directed it and it was basically Jared Harris played your main man I've forgotten the adventure the what was he called

not Adventure Discoverer I've forgotten his name anyway but he went across the top the northern past message like do the ice to try and get to try in that way but those days I mean like so brave to go and do them but somebody must have had to like walk around with a pen and like

draw every single little inlet peninsula bay of the whole world and what did we fax them to each other like how did the people in this is the thing everywhere know what everywhere look like if in olden times there would be there have been a population of me's we wouldn't have any of this that we have now. I don't think we've been here. We'd have nothing. Nothing. We'd have died ages ago. I couldn't do a road. We've got one fax being like you're going to die. We'd have laid down. Take me. I'm ready. I don't care. Okay. Fair enough. You know where I live. I could not have done a road, a building, created, light, invented, like, I absolutely nothing. I always see my chances for building a road. I love the idea of it. You know that's seen in cars where there's a brand new road and it's

like so smooth and soft and lovely. Yeah. Yeah, it looks nice. Looks lovely. And I would love to drive a steamroller. I would love to build a road. Okay, you know cat's eyes on the motorway? Yes. Do you think they were, obviously, they were individually placed? And they were sold, I think the man that made them, made a penny for everyone, I believe.

Really? I believe so, yeah. When I was a kid, not more than that. No, no, no, there's so many. But yeah, I agree. But with inflation. That must have taken so long, though. To make.

I don't think they made it every single one across all of the motorways in the world. They didn't put them in my hand. They had a machine. Oh, right, okay, okay. Yeah, then I was actually thinking about it. You know, sometimes if you have to, like, put a bit of cellar tape down and you set it off slightly wonkly and then you get the crease in it, do you think that happens to people when they're building roads?

And they set off at a slight, like, three or four percent. And it's like, it's not obvious when they've started, but then they realised that they were aiming for, like, Birmingham and they hit Nottingham. And they're like, oh, no. Like flights when they go, like, off by one degree and they're gone. Yeah. See ya. Like hell. People are so clever, honestly.

They're so clever. Honestly, I think about this all the time. There are not many jobs that I look at and think I'd like to do that, but I've found one that I'd quite like to do. What? Air traffic control. Funny you should say that. In the island of man,

they're having to cancel all of their flights because they have no air traffic controllers. Oh my God, maybe I can train. It's a serious problem. I think Easier are actually going to pull out a flying there because they have to cancel so many because legally, you have to have, I've learned a lot about traffic control recently.

Legally, they have to have their breaks every like couple of hours because obviously they need to be like full concentration stations. can't crash a plane. So, yeah, they have to go on their regular tea brakes and stuff. And during COVID, when the airport shut, because it was a small island, I think a few of them took early retirement. And at the time, someone was saying, this isn't going to be good. Because when we come out of this, because it takes seven years, I think,

to train to be an air traffic controller. Okay, I'm not doing that. No, I didn't think so. But if you do change your mind, they'll want you because they currently only have like 14 and they need 20. So that's why they keep having to cancel flights. Seven years? I think so.

It's a really long time. I could be, I mean, I couldn't be a doctor, but that's, you could be a doctor in that time. Yeah. You'd be an architect in that time. Yeah. I'd love, I could never, could never. No. Could never, but I'd love to be an architect.

Oh, I fucking wouldn't. Imagine living in a house that I built. Oh, my God, no. That is way too complicated. Yeah, I feel like I didn't put the, I didn't advocate for myself very well when I mentioned the cellotape trajectory. So I built your house at a 2% in clime. I hate shit like that. I hate shit like that.

But yeah, I traffic. control. I just think, I think the adrenaline, like, I just feel like I'd like it. Yeah. Really would, I just... There's an app. Have you not heard of it? It's really fun miscommunication. I know. Okay, there's an app. It's a game. It's a game. It's not, you're not actually going to land planes. Oh, fun. Landing planes. Yes, I think it's called flight control or something. I'll find out. Fun miscommunications. Oh, that's right on my street. So me and my mom, when I was 18, and my best friend and her mom,

because our mom's the best friend. We've got this, like, awesome for something. And never call this that. Never going to do it again. awesome awesome I hate myself anyway we went to China on an adventure can I just say that was the first year this was in 2013 since then my mum and my friend's mum have gone every year without us we got invited once I'm like what did we do that was so bad

that we never got invited back no they go on holiday together now every year yeah I know so nice we're not invited anymore anyway it was nice while it lasted and we went on one trip and there was a fun miscommunication because nobody had been able to poop for a little while but then a blockage you know with a new country holiday const.

Yeah. Classic. Anyway, and we were all obsessed at this flight landing thing and it was landing planes. The game was just literally, it's like our final way. I'll find out what it's called for my mom and my friend

we played it so much. And my friend walks into our mum's room. She said to her mum, she went, oh, where's Francie? And she went, oh no, where's my mum? I can't remember that anyway. It was like, oh, she's landing planes. And my friend was like, oh, I'm so jealous.

I've been, I've been wanting to do that since we got here. And my mum was like, well, you can do it on my iPad. if you want my friend was like what I don't want to poo on your iPad fun miscommunication

anyway I'll find out what the game's called so there you can get all the thrill but with no repercussions if you do it badly yeah you can have a go on my iPad if you like on my iPad mom comes home

and there's just like a shit on her iPad it's like what's happened here oh my God I'm going to do that that reminds me of Geo Gesser Geta we played that so much and then we just dropped it

We just stopped. Out of nowhere. That's why we couldn't be air traffic controllers. The minute we got bored, it would be like, Yeah, or distracted. See ya. Whoops. Whoops.

Although I did listen to a podcast about an air traffic controller who'd like made a mistake and it was catastrophic. So I did think that's actually quite right. I don't want a job where any mistake could ever be described as catastrophic. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I never want there to be that big a risk in anything I ever do. No, I don't think we're built for that. No, catastrophe is absolutely what I don't want.

There was something else that I was, that's it. Talking about Geogessa, which is this game that we used to play that you... Such losers. We were like fully adults. I mean, like, we were like both married at the time that we were made. It like drops you on Google Earth somewhere in the world. And you're both on your individual computers and you have to like guess where you are. It's really, really good.

We now used to sit on FaceTime, get dropped together and then try and work out while we were. So fun. It was so fun. And then, so last night, I was like, I didn't know how I ended up on a road in North Carolina, but I did it last night. And I was like, this is crazy. They're just living their lives. Yeah. And I'm on a, I think, oh, I know, I was on an email, a random email,

and their address was at the bottom, and it was North Carolina, and it was linked. I was linked, I was like, I wonder, it was linked to Google Maps. And then I went and just saw where their offices were opposite target, which sounds fun. Yeah. But I was like, how am I sitting here in England on a road in California? And I'm, and I'm traveling the road. California is not in North Carolina. Sorry, Calarine.

Where the fuck are you? North Carolina. It's not incredible. Sometimes I have it where like I'll be driving along. Like I went to Norwich the day for work. And I was just driving. Like I got picked up from the train station and I went to this farm in Norfolk. And I was like driving through it.

And there were like all these houses there. And I was like, people live here. People just live here. And it was like really odd. And then for the rest of the day I was like, oh wow, people live everywhere. And then I was like driving. And I came back into Shortwich High Street. and I looked up, which is always a fascinating thing to do in London.

Yeah. People live there. People live there. People live there. I was bummed into my friend in the day and she's like, yeah, yeah, I'm living up of a pub in central London. I was like, you're doing what? I just live there. I love looking up at the people, like, in their apartments at night time. And like, what are you doing? What is everyone doing? No, because I used to live in an apartment complex and it was like, it had, like, flats on our side and the flats on the other side.

It was like a square and there was like a bit of grass in the middle. And there was like these ones on the right. and I remember it was in my smoking days and I was standing on the balcony having a little figgy and I saw this man and I was like what's he doing

head facing the window curiously I think my mum was there maybe Alex was there I was like come on guys got a load of this guy what's he doing? I remember me to have you a wee

yeah but he looked really intent on his wee and he's like facing out the window I was like what are you doing this is odd watched him for a little while longer he clocked me

kind of ignored me I was like okay a moment later a little lady's head stood popped up I know he was receiving Felicio

but he'd obviously Felichio clocked us there were a few of us by this point he'd obviously clocked us and like

thought if I tell her that there's people watching she'll stop some's gonna I'm as long I tell her

that's outrageous and then I just think how many people are getting blow drops in the world right now and we've just got

no idea oh my god I wonder how many are right now this moment. I'm going to say 10,000. Way more than that. Oh, you think? Way more. Wait, how many people?

Seven billion people in the world. I can't fathom that amount of people. Imagine that many willies. No, there'll be only half that many witties. Imagine 3.5 billion willies, hell. It's a lot of willies, hell. 300,000. I still say, hmm. Yeah, I mean, those are quite specific. They are, aren't they? Okay, how many people are having sex right now? Loads. A million. At least.

Two. Really? Yeah, I'd say. It's night time in loads of places. I wonder if we can... People are out at it like rabbits. Okay. How many people are masturbating right now? I bet if we could listen,

like how many people are touching their own gentles whilst listening to this podcast, I think actually is surprising about it than will have been. Please anonymous to tell us if you are. Okay, how many people are having sex at any given time? Oh, sex occurs 120 million times a day. 240 million people have sex daily. So that's 10 million people an hour.

or 166,666 people a minute. Whoa. Not that many. Close your eyes and imagine all of them, though. Fuck. Yeah. I feel exhausted, just thinking about it. Anyway, we need to wrap up.

But this has been actually one of my favorite episodes ever. Yeah, okay. I can't wait to dive into TikTok. Welcome to my... I really need to stress that I don't think we didn't land on the moon. Like, I'm on... Yeah, yeah. I don't think because, and this is my logic on this,

I don't... In my life, my favourite question is why? Why would they lie? Like, okay, yeah, the only thing I can think is America wanted to beat Russia. But I really feel like, if they'd really faked it, if there's all these things that stupid little me can point out and be like, that looks fake, surely the Russians at the time will have been like, that looks fake, we're going to go to.

Like, there doesn't seem any reason for it. I feel like we would have more concrete evidence that it was fake by now. Yeah, 100%. There's no reason to like, I don't actually think it's fake. Obviously, we landed on the moon. It was fun to talk about it, though. Moons made of cheese. It's fun to learn about it.

Obviously. Oh my God, I could... I've seen that documentary, that Wallace and Cromis documentary about the time they went to meet the moon. Yeah, so welcome to my existential. Love it. It's been exhausting. Literally my favourite episode ever, I think. I can't wait to dive into TikTok.

You all welcome. Simulations and glitches in the Matrix. Thank you so much for joining us. Sorry. And we will see you on Monday. Love you. Bye. Thank you so much for listening.

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