Shutdown Fullcast - 40 for 40: The 2016 Military Bowl

Episode Date: December 26, 2016

Number 18 of 40 bowl previews, in which we may not discuss the Military Bowl or the teams playing in it whatsoever! Temple enters this game without their head coach while Wake Forest lacks something far more important: internal trust. I'm writing my name on my groceries from now on, Wake Forest, and I'm looking for my own place once I save up the money! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Welcome to the shutdown bullcast. We're talking about the military bowl. No, hold on. We're going to slow it down. I'm going to slow all this down in post so like you're listening to the Chipmunks Christmas song, but on regular speed. We went to chop and screw this. Temple versus Wake Forest. That'd be scandal-ridden Wake Forest, do you?

Oh, wakey leaks. In the military bowl, no less. Our nation's secrets at risk. Wake Forest is a private email server playing in the military ball. Wake Forest turns out they've been working for Vladimir punting the whole time. That's totally what I'm going to call a famous Russian golfer. if we ever get a famous Russian dollar It's going to be

Vladimir Putton This is This is a game that again I'm not real sure why it exists But we're probably going to watch I don't know Maybe 10 minutes of it Maybe 11 could get crazy

I don't know It's on at 3.30 You'd probably be doing something else on December 27th But if you're not I mean He probably won't Matt Rule will be

So Yeah he would will be because he's no longer head coach he's he's a bailer i don't know if that's a better job right now but matt rule you you get money let's let's agree that it's a different job what i enjoy this somebody said man what's matt rule's compatibility with that job they're like oh no his dad was religious so were many of ours yeah you just speak for yourself uh yeah facing facing wake force who um i believe losing their defensive coordinator correct yep gone to four and eight notre dame that's right hey what was notre dame this year

notre dame was four and eight i just made the most god-awful joke about spencer's dad before i realized i was on mute oh lost it was too dirty it was too dirty couldn't air it Holly's saying such such dirty shit about Do you want us to give you some space to bring it back here? No, I'm going to mute all of you right now. Y'all can flip over to the B side of the military bowl to hear what Polly had to say about Spencer's dad. It's on the website. It's asking whether Hooters was a Methodist sect and went rapidly downhill from there. To be fair.

My microphone is turned on now, if you were wondering. Oh, man. Holly Anderson. Welcome. I'm Ryan Namy. Spencer's new mom is great. Oh, man. I never got a new one.

Well, I was going to wait till after Christmas. Oh, God, that'd be horrible. Is it going to be weird for you when I'm your step, mom? Oh, yeah, it'll be real weird. Oh, that'd be the absolute worst, Spence. I've got something to tell you. Oh, God. Oh, yeah.

So back to this football game, which takes place in Annapolis, Maryland. In case you also wanted to, you know, make the vacation destination thing. It's my favorite thing. Because if you go to, like, the Pinstrype Bowl in New York, at least you get the, oh, big city in the, winter kind of thing. We can find some stuff

to do, maybe see a little ice and snow. It'll be fun. You know what you get in Annapolis? You get like sludgy rain and you're in Maryland. Yay. Kirk Cousins is great. Yeah, I got this

Wake Forest Considering they crawled their way to a bowl game this season ended up being pretty fucking boring, all told. yeah because temple i mean temple's the the obvious superior product here and not just because they're ranked but because they figured some stuff out over the course of the season they got a lot a lot better over the course of the season um and really beat some people up now

admittedly one of those people you know some of those people are like uh Cincinnati they allow 13 points to Cincinnati that might be a low point in the season like lower than losses because remember it was in that drought when Cincinnati just did Didn't score. Remember, that's how Tommy Trevorville lost his job. Wow. An offense failed. It's never happened before. Yeah. One other thing to consider about this game is... I got bored and one on Facebook. I'm sorry. That it'll end. Yeah, it'll end. This game will definitely end. On these discovered filters.