Shutdown Fullcast - 40 FOR 40: The 2025 Independence Bowl
Episode Date: December 29, 2025WWWWWWWWELCOME to the return of 40 For 40, our bowl preview series where every bowl game gets its own episode and each episode is exactly as long as that game deserves.Who decides what “deserves” ...means? We do! Thank you for askingNow through December 31, 100% of proceeds from all PTKU merch sales will be donated to Trans Ohio. Visit preownedairboats.com to purchase BRAND-NEW BLUE SHARKS GEAR #EXCLUSIVEThis episode was produced by Michael Ray SurberFullcast theme 40 For 40 intro arranged and performed by Russell PowellFullcast theme 40 For 40 outro arranged and performed by MattDID YOU KNOW: Spencer and Holly write Channel 6, a year-round newsletter that is mostly about football, until it’s notBefore the world ends (again), treat yourself to Jason’s critically praised novel and other workTravel in your mind palace to Phantom Island, Ryan’s new show with Steven Godfrey, which is not a college football show because another simply cannot existCheck out Surber’s band Killer Antz and his new show Podcasterino
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Oh, boy.
That's exactly how you just start this.
Don't do the welcome.
Just start it like this.
The audio is already going.
This one is already under.
Oh, boy.
We're in quantum leave.
You signed up for this one of your own free will.
We're not even doing a welcome.
We are already underway.
one is already going that's it oh dear oh bother what yemeny village vaporizing laser is
sponsoring this year's independence bowl i cannot wait technologies right you'll be radiant when
we're done with you buddy what a spider man villain ass company you'll be so radiant you can't
go through an airport security like a normal person for the rest of your walking life but at least
you're in shreveport uh you see i'm a little bit of a wedding of
evaporator too. And that's why that's why I work for radiance technologies because I like making
shit real radiant. Why you got to do this to our fancy chickens? That's I know. That's it. Why
you got to be like, hey, you live in Myrtle Beach. Where do you want to go on vacation?
Wait, we haven't talked about this a lot. We, because we, we, we talk a lot about like teams from
Wisconsin getting to come to Orlando, you know, Ohio getting to play in the, in the orange bowl or
whatever we don't ever talk about teams from actual good weather that have to go to shitty weather
bowl games because there's not that many of them yeah coastal this is a rare downgrade for like
team environment it's it's rough it's rough and then la tech which is basically like
lot tech might wrap up like a is there an ikea in shreveport is there some kind of big box
store they don't have in rusting that they do in shreeport because they might just double up
We got errands to run at the Independence Bowl.
That's right, they're like, I'm going to go see my aunt.
She lives there.
Shit, while we're there.
Yeah, I need some, yeah, I need some PVC pipe.
Oh, wait, sorry, I forgot Miami has to go to Arlington, and we all know what postseason weather in Arlington is like, that's probably the new worst one.
Remember when we were talking about how, if you read about what these companies do, the explanations on the website explain.
Are worse?
yeah so here
hey man radiant technologies
founded in 1988
they pioneered and developed
the first pharaoh electric test system
which quickly became the
worldwide industry standard
for characterizing non-linear materials
this stuff
got it got it
not evil
not evil
yeah not evil
we just provide a pharaoh electric tester
that's all this does
I think I'm going to spend money on that
that's fine
it's right next to
technologies
hang on
on eBay I'll check
I am how I was looking on Etsy
I just wanted to see if they had merch
Yeah this is
This is the yeah this is the independence bowl and louis
Sadly it's just Independence Bowl merch that I'm finding
I mean I can't buy a fair electrical
Tester for nonlinear materials on site
What kind of a bullshit bowl operation is this? Hang on let's see what
Etsy pops up can I even can I even test drive it? Come on
Yeah.
Yeah.
What does it do?
Well, the noise is very alarming.
You just, I have a feeling the more questions I would ask about the Farrow Electric
tester, the less it would become clear to me what it is, right?
Wait a second.
What is this 1888 patent print for solar energy technology doing on Etsy?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Answer the important questions.
Oh, my goddamn second.
yeah yeah this is mostly like this is mostly like cute stuff for like radiology texts to give as
christmas gifts although i do like this gingerbread ornament with an x-ray rib cage that's cool
i would prefer to focus yes louisiana tech and coastal carolina are technically going to fill
out the ranks of this bowl game um and i will make a little slight historical note that the
independence full used to acquire used to attract i think a more expensive brand of of five and seven
team like this used to be where the SEC would dump its like six and six teams this was
a Mississippi state favorite four years and years both five times yeah this is the
and now it's now it's you know we're we're at the sunbelt sort of level of things which is
fine love the sunbelt respect to you to the conference USA levels but there is this
and I would think that this is the angle for the game I don't want you watching this game
unless you've ever used
the county police
to help you move your shit after you got
evicted. I don't want that. If
jelly roll songs
do not appeal to you,
if you don't even, if you don't understand
a single word. That's recently pardoned jelly roll
for the record. I'm sorry.
We're focusing. Totally innocent
of all charges.
You can't prove nothing.
Yeah.
All right.
If you've never, if you've never
helped your sister in the middle of a divorce
recover the Xbox that her ex-husband
took out of their home
all right in the middle of the night in Winder, Georgia.
Is that very specific?
Fucking right it is.
If you've never done that,
I don't think you should be allowed
to watch this bowl game, okay?
If you've never looked at somebody
and gone, hey man, I got a vape cartridge,
I got some dryer lint, and I got some cans of tuna.
We can last three months out here.
I don't want you watching.
this game okay this is a game for it's the game for people that a lot tech and coastal fans you
understand what i am okay if you've never used your your second husband's insurance payout from his
death to take your third husband to cancun don't watch this game don't watch this game you're not
allowed to okay you're independent unruly unruled this game's for freedom is what i'm saying
which is why you have the freedom not to watch it you can just
watch something else i feel so liberate yeah that's right get out there be squirley punch a police
horse i don't care
