Shutdown Fullcast - A Happy Scott Frost Day To All Who Celebrate

Episode Date: September 1, 2021

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Welcome to the shutdown to the shut down full cast. Welcome to the shutdown full cast. You are listening to the internet's only college football podcast. If you hear another podcast say that they are a college football podcast, look at them and say, Impostore, liar, we're the only one you need. May not be the only one you want, but we are definitely the only one you need. Week zero has come and gone. I am Spencer Hall, joining me as always for this discussion.

of, yes, actual football. America Sport is my co-host, Jason Kirk. Jason Kirk, how we doing, sir? Could we call ourselves the only college football podcast you deserve? That's definitely true. Because that could go a lot of ways. That's definitely, that's accurate. I don't know if, I don't know if we want to be accurate.

Accurate's kind of against the brand here, is it not? I think it's accurate in a way where it's unfalsifiable, which is the perfect kind. uh joining us as always is uh our permanent guest holly anderson hello holly i live here now you do you're in the wiles i'm above the drop ceiling you're hard to get out have you ever seen anyone in real life fall through a drop ceiling yes really yes i'm so envious it was uh it was not a public drop ceiling it was a buddy's rec room that's fine so yeah yeah was it as good as i hoped it it would be. I can't really tell the rest of this story without explaining how we wound up with 500,000 AOL CDs in a pile in the basement. So I'm going to have to just move the show along.

Okay. I appreciate that. Thank you. In our defense, we thought we could make a pretty good boat. And that's how I went through the drop ceiling. I didn't go through the drop ceiling. Jeremy went through the drop ceiling Oh, Jason Oh, you know this guy This is the guy who got up on the rope swing And didn't let go and came back and hit the tree three times And then fell off and rolled down the cliff in the shadows

And we thought he was dead Yeah, that guy Yeah, that guy Yeah, there is in our house There is a spot where a grandfather fell through the seat It's not a drop ceiling, regular sitting fell straight through the plaster and so forth The the

The mark he left once they passed it back together. It looks sort of like a T-Rex skull in terms of shape and lineage. It was pretty stout fella. You know, just a good old boy shape, if I say that. That type of configuration.

It's like a soft trapezoid. Yeah. Pretty stout, pretty stout. Pretty stout. Like a candy corn shape, right? A good stern candy corn. Tutsi roll shape. go bad so I'm not going to say like when you left out for a long time you know

frozen candy corn of a man you're saying he left a heartland shaped a hearty heartland salt of the earth shaped hole yeah it's an inspiration every time I look at it oh I should have put this in school disasters we did have a buddy of mine fall through the ceiling of the auditorium like up to his armpits like caught his arms on a beam on either side So just his little legs were wiggling out of the ceiling. I mean, if he hadn't caught himself, he would be dead. Was this during an assembly? No.

Damn. Which actually raises more questions than it answers, but let's move along. It really does. I wanted to ask week zero. We had so many memories of week zero. Illinois football winning Big Ten honors of the week. That's right. That's Arthur Sittkowski.

his music. That's former Rutgers commit Archer Sitkowski. All credit due. He's seen, imagine that, Arthur Sidkowski from Rutgers to Illinois. That man is making his way to the top of the Big Ten from the bottom. No, he's just taking one end of the, one end of the Rust Belt and the other end of the rest belt and form in the buckle in the middle. He's the Unifier.

He's currently leading the Big Ten. The journey is complete. Yes, Benz, show some respect. That's true. They should quit right now. He made it. Big Ten leader. Were they the leaders or the legends?

No one can no, no, absolutely no way anyone remembers all of those, but he's the leader of the leaders. It is definitely not going to get better. This weekend, this week they're both. Like really, Illinois football, frame it, shut the program down. 1-0, Big Ten title, 2021. You got it. that is my my favorite thing about that game upon watching it besides somebody trying to return a punt from the two

and then backing out the end zone and throwing a pass they scored it's true productive special teams play what kind of production mind your business it was a productive scoring play on special teams and that's all you need to know besides that was Brett Bilemo post game when somebody said was he emotional and he said no I was just sweating I don't know which part of that is more Midwestern denying emotions or what's freaking 76 degrees out here I'm melting I'm about to evaporate I personally never found him more relatable

are you emotional no I'm just sweating am I what am I in motion yeah oh I'm sitting right here in front of you, dumbass. It looks like a middle linebacker to you. Brett is really assembling an impressive array of Midwestern points, right? Like, he is approaching high score levels. Yeah, I mean, when the man went on vacation, he went to Arkansas. Like, that was it. This is far as he's going.

Oh, that's you. Turn turning around. He just went to the big lake. That was it. He's like, where did you go to the beach? Yeah, went to the beach. I saw a lot of deer Came back

Yeah Saw some deer That's about as far south as I go That's the beach The lake They ran out of deer So I turned around Like think about it

The man's entire life Has just been using lakes As bumpers Right He went to Yeah no He went as far north Ran into a lake

Went far south Ran into a lake That's it It's over for old Brett Thought it was the ocean Yeah Oh gosh jeepers

He's He's done that he went to school at Iowa. He coached at Iowa for a while. He coached at Wisconsin. He coached at what is possibly the most Midwestern. I don't know. Kentucky's up there, but the most Midwestern. Kentucky's up there. So is Tennessee. You can't make this one stick. So is Missouri. Missouri. I can't quite give him that. But Arkansas is the vacation period. His wild period. His lost years. Brett Belemma went to Arkansas. What happened? And then he went to Illinois. So it might be the most Wisconsin-S-E-C-S-C schools, just in terms. of camping this. Is it more that Wisconsin is so far towards the SEC

on the Big Ten Zone spectrum that it's easier to meet them? It could be. I think there's also... I think Wisconsin is pretty far from... It's not that they're not Midwestern. It's just that they feel very far from the... That they feel like an easier reach for us than some other Midwestern schools. What of both these states do?

They distribute meat. so yeah meat firearms alcohol deer stands a lot of people a lot of people just out there a lot of people very comfortable not just with the outdoors but living outdoors um a lot of surprising scandalous behavior by the by the state's power brokers a lot of that what what no not Wisconsin um the other thing about this game that amazed me is that I have watched this Nebraska team like 20 times it's the same thing every time it's

amazing do you know that that internet meme where the lady has the little PowerPoint she's going over and it's like I and this her words I am a dumb bitch I have terrible taste I will never improve right the I will never improve part that's just that's just Scott Frost

Nebraska football because I'm like damn this is every opener they've had excellent game though with the the chili with the cinnamon rolls. Have you ever had that? No. I believe the people who say it's shockingly good, but I haven't had the privilege. I could see it being all right as long as it was because the chili I've been told is not quite. The chili is more of a dipping sauce than a chili consistency.

I mean, I try it. I'll say that much, especially on Scott Frosty, which continues. Is it like the, is it like the beeria taco, but for Nebraska? it's instead of a taco we use a cinnamon bun it's the same thing um yeah uh this game was amazing this is a fantastic game the first score of the season was possibly the um most creative safety of the entire season what better way to start started we know a couple folks put it on Twitter that that might be the best example of a college football own goal that we were searching for a couple weeks ago yeah it's up there

it's definitely up there because pick six doesn't quite fit the bill right it's not quite there this is as close as i think you can get anytime anything starts happening around the goal line that shouldn't when you see him go back past the five to return i was like oh no no no no no no no no no no no no this is one of the few useful pieces of commentary when the color announcer comes on and reminds everybody put your feet at the 10 unless you're her name is Dion Sanders, right? Or Desmond Howard. Or unless you are Tedkin Jr., put your feet at the 10 and do not, do not touch the ball. Disagree. Be great. Live it up a little. You're in college. Your money don't make money. It's August. These games don't count. Have some fun out there.

My counterpoint is that that was awesome. Yeah. The safety's the worst because you get points. You give away points and then you have to give them the ball back. Then you have to go right. right back out there. There was a point in this game where it looked like Nebraska was going to lose because of the safety and the two missed extra points. Fortunately, they lost by more than that so they don't have to beat themselves up for missing due to just those plays. It was all the other ones too. So that's relief. Let's also mention Nebraska has been in trouble for practicing too much, particularly on special teams. On what? What was they practicing? You know, They say sometimes learning the wrong things is worse than no learning at all.

So I think that could be the case here. Is this, by the way, their defense that they go to the incident? No, they don't have one of those. Yeah, no. That they go to the NCAA and either one say, no, we have no defense. Or two, they say, does it look like we've been practicing too much? Your Honor, we're broke. How could we have robbed anyone?

Exactly. I'm too poor to afford energy. There's no way I could have expeled or expended all of the energy to rob a bank. Look at me, barely a rag of a man. Your Honor, I stand before you nude. Clearly, I did not rob the old Navy. Armless man, deny stealing car. Like, that's what he's doing.

It could be done, I think. It'd be spectacular. I think it could be done. This game also had moments including, like, Scott Frost not knowing what down it was. Well, that was a little. I mean, I kind of get that because the spot was real weird. They thought they were going to, because initially it looked short.

Like, I want to make fun of Scott Frost as much as anybody, but they thought it on Scott Frost Day. Let's get the facts straight. Let's give the man the benefit of the doubt that he has not earned and just say that running the quarterback sneak on first down was actually running it on fourth and short situationally. and it turns out that the spot was bad and that was okay and that they gave them the first down anyway.

Although running a, like honestly, as bad as they were, is running a QB sneak on first down all that bad an idea? No, no, that's, uh, your quarterback, your quarterback's going to get hit no matter what, Nebraska on every play. So you might as well do it on purpose, I think. Do you remember when Colorado did this? They ran a Q&B sneak on first down and they gained like four yards. And I remember thinking, considering the way you look the rest of the game.

Keep calm. it until they stop it. This is my dream and I didn't realize it until watching this game that I want to see somebody line up for the QB sneak and score a 98-yard TD. That's what I want to see. Like, now we need a little room out of the end zone.

Oh, God! I'm sure that's happening in a high school game, at very least. If not Bishop Sycamore, we'll see that it takes place quite soon. You know who I'd really like to see the Buccaneers run an all sneak offense because Brady is

like awesome at it for whatever reason. Makes no sense, but what a weird thing for him, particularly with his frame to be good at. Is age? You know what I mean? Tom, the worm, Brady

is weaving his way in there. Just a burrowing his way down the field. How did they retire with zero brain damage and a 4.8 yard per carry average. All QB sneak offense. It's because he doesn't eat celery or whatever. Yeah. No tomatoes. Not one. The other thing that I do remember from this weekend that was absolutely delightful was everybody looking back at UCLA and the crowd and nobody was there like it's Rose Bowl crowd, right? And it's in Pasadena, which is located 16 miles from the

UCLA campus. Also, I've been to a game at that stadium in August is like 112 there. I don't care how empty the stadium was. Those people made the right decision. Could you hang jerky in the Rose Bowl in August and have it cure pretty well through four quarters? Yeah. Uh-huh. Yeah. Like just kind of a dry, bakey kind of environment there. Sitting in the Rose Bowl in like the full sunlight, it's like that scene in cable guy when he's laying in the huge satellite dish by himself, just laying. Yeah. in a bowl absorbing the universe. Like the Rose Bowl is built to funnel the sky onto your body. This is not a place to be at 1 p.m. in August in California.

You should stay home and you should watch Big Ten football instead. Yes, quality Big Ten football. Like Illinois currently leading the Big Ten in everything. Currently your Rose Bowl, the season ends today. Rose Bowl is Illinois, UCLA. mark it down let's see why not claim it

I adored them saying though they go well you know the students aren't back till the 20th and then you'll see this place will be this place will be packed just you wait Chip Kelly football

that's so exciting in 2009 2010 not 2021 they look good though yeah I mean who cares about the crowd is funny but like i don't really care that's fine stay home cool that's good you know players have an easy time communicating with each other have some fun out there go home cool great yeah UCLA uh you know looks good uh topped expectations on both side of the ball not nice

veteran squad uh they could win that division i don't think that's you know it's not like overreacting to week zero to say that no i don't think that is also uh We could say that about pretty much anything in the, we could say about pretty much anyone in the Pack 12th. That's true. Anyone? Yeah, they could win that division. Who?

Anyone. Arizona. Arizona State. All right, maybe not Arizona. But Arizona State for sure. I think U-TEP could win that division. U-TEP could definitely, somebody on Twitter told me they go,

yeah, you know, soak up Biela by looking like a genius now because when they lose to 50, lose by 54 to U-TEP. Well, they got U-T, S.A up next. They got the even more challenging Ute. So Utsa. It could all come crashing down immediately.

I mean, losing by, you know what, you don't just get the roadrunners in your in your building and get out of there with anything better than a 35 point victory. So you feel that Senate's self-correcting as it went. I'm just here for the jokes. I'll take the plus 35. Yeah. I got you. I got you, brother. We actually have yet more football to discuss. Y'all know there's a game tomorrow night, right?

Yeah. Tonight, if you're listening to the show, a noce. A noce. I will be watching Love Island. But you can watch UAB versus Jacksonville State at the Crampton Ball. I will be forgetting to watch AEW, which I do every Wednesday night. You know, AAB is my favorite wrestling to forget to.

watch. It's my favorite wrestling to really intend to watch. My dude is so cool. Whereas WWE is like actively not watching AEW is like I just want you to know that I considered setting a reminder to watch this. I'm supporting you spiritually if not by

actually doing anything. Yeah, vibes. As opposed to WWE where I go oh from 8 to 10 I better not turn that channel on. I am unplugging my television so I do not accidentally watch I can't say yet who my team for this this year who that is like the team that I'm actively avoiding watching because I've had too much fun with the one game I got to watch so far

I really enjoyed watching Illinois football they were they're a great struggle they're a great good struggle team when I say struggle good I mean the team where you go yeah they got to 30 points how did they get to 30 points it's a very long story that's Not like, oh, man, that running back had a great game. You go, well, you can pile up 30 points a lot of different ways. Here's one story, 800 words later, and that's how they got 30 points. You had fun watching Illinois. I had fun watching Nebraska, so it's pretty enjoyable game all around.

Did you see a single wide receiver get open, like at all? Did you see a single receiver with a what? A what? It's just that same offense. after you know these many years if you if you like press fast forward on it it would look like watching the old UCF teams you know what I mean like it seriously feels like watching a 2017 UCF at three-quarter speed are you saying they're just not they're just not fast that's it that's the entire thing to the point where it would almost be like a valuable instructional tool to

somebody studying that offense because you have enough time to see what multiple players are doing at the same time. Yeah, it's like, yeah, it's like, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, slow down UCF a little bit. Let's, let's check the footwork. Oh, got just the thing right here. Are you saying Nebraska 2021 looks like a 2017 UCF walkthrough? No, I'm just saying they're training wheels. It's the podcast, listened to at 0.75 speed. The chopped and screwed UCF attack. I'm pretty sure we're helping. Yes, we are. Look here. That's one receiving you. yeah they don't have anybody who can get open it's just it's astonishing I have no idea

how it's been this long and they don't have I mean they have a USC transfer who looked all right on a couple of downfield balls but like they don't have anybody that you're frightened up at all they're slow they're slow they're just it man that's it like football is complicated football's hard uh Scott Frost has a lot of playbooks and stuff but like UCF had like 20 fast guys they trusted to touch the ball. Nebraska has any, I don't know. That's it. That's it.

I got two. Yeah. And I think, actually, I think they have like three and two of them are on defense. That's it. But hey, but hey, everybody enjoyed Martinez getting loose for that big, long touchdown run on a blown run fit.

Yeah. That's Nebraska football right there. Dude, he is, he's going to finish his career with more rushing yards than Tommy Frazier. like math is fake math is fake that is as somebody who watched Tommy Frazier play personally on a very dominating night

um yeah that's fake math he shouldn't be allowed they should stop him like they should just say no this is not legal you don't get any more numbers I believe it is time for that's a good show some podcast business Oh, all right.

Podcast business. Podcast business. What's that business? Podcast business. It's a business with actual news. We've got stuff to talk about and tell you if we can. It's sort of big, but here we go. Hey, y'all.

We're going to be doing a little bit of full casting after dark. Are we not? Holly, let the people know. What? Tell them what we're doing. You think I know? Well, I mean, we, we've been tweeting stuff out. Brothers and sisters, brothers and sisters in the congregation,

attendant animals, sentient plants, gender is a construct. We have heard your pleas to watch games with us. We have answered no because we're not that person of it. That concludes podcast business. There we go. However. I stop this on. However, we are not unmerciful and are in the very, very, very, very, very, very, very beginning stages of planning some sort of live Saturday night situation in the spiritual time slot of our beloved great departed college football final, RIP Lou Holtz. and as soon as we figure out

exactly what that's going to look like and where it's going to be y'all will know but never never more true than in this moment none shall know the hour we're going to be partnering with our friends at Metalark to produce and

God I almost said erect but what is the word for it stage you know Haltz means hard wood it's got it's got after dark in it so yeah they're ready We're going to be up all night.

Unlike Lou Holtz, who's dead. Yes, I'm almost positive, and I see no reason to correct myself. Is Mark May also dead? No, he's frozen. Yeah, okay. For when we need him again. For when he says forward, I am back. You shut the cabinet door, and you're like, the old hiding place until he's needed again.

We're getting the hogs back together. Yeah. No, I think of him as like, smart Hulk. And we bust him out, and he's just like, hey. everybody he is a little smart hulky yeah he's got that vibe like the shape of his head yes yeah yeah mostly i mean in silhouette he's got that vibe yeah and the giant breakfast yeah yeah uh you'll note we're not mentioning rice davis because rice davis has a real job that he's good at so we would never inflict this on him anyway he's alive very i'm almost positive uh weird yes we're going to be doing

some kind of live saturday night situation in lieu of a second weekly episode this season, it will be free as far as we know. And this show will continue to be free through the season, also as far as we know. You don't have to, you don't have to adjust your television dials or anything else. The show that you know will continue to live in the same feed. And the new one is probably going to be, I don't know, YouTube something. We're just kind of building the plane while we're flying the plane. Nothing new under the sun. That is truly all I know. about this. Under the moon, no less. Oh, under the moon, within the moon. Nothing new in the moon. It's all old. Nothing new in the moon. We found it. I encourage you, as always, to follow

the shutdown forecast on Twitter and Instagram for the latest cryptically delivered news of this program. I did see somebody say, hey, how do we get into the Levitard show universe if we want to start listening? And I'm like, you could listen to the show. Yeah. This probably, it's a solid start. wow yeah if you if you need help with that i think you probably just want attention yeah that's how do i get into that i turn it on it's a radio show it's a radio show yeah oh my god you guys radio show pirate radio show mm-hmm ham radio show night ham radio night ham radio lc trademark don't copy that yeah don't we already reserved it's mine just happened yep Yeah, but we're very excited about this in a moment of sincerity.

It's very cool. The people that we're working with already do something very cool. There's a lot of very cool people over there. And who knows? Maybe we'll have some of them on when we figure out how to do this. Yet they did ask during the process if we would mind having Jessica Smetana on our former colleague. And we said, well, we think we could probably work something out. It's about time.

We had some security for this place. It's about time. We had a lady on the show to civilize us. Lady Cop, Jessica Smith. Madonna. Yeah, it's about time we answered for our crimes against Notre Dame. Yeah. Also, we'd really boost our Tolkien knowledge if we brought on jet. We could just skip football entirely. I'm all for that. We could have a leg of us. When does that happen? Let's let's add less football to this show. We can do that.

Hey, we just talked about at least one game that I remember. I wouldn't pay a lot of attention. I plan on discussing at least three more games. since we have actual football. Yes, including the Wednesday night game. That'd be UAB at Jacksonville State. I already said that. Mm-hmm. You did.

Wait, does that conclude podcast business or? If anyone else has any podcast business, please. Well, Spencer, there's our new business. Oh, that's true. There's channel six. That'd be channel dash number six. That goes. You could just go to 26 snakes.com.

Yeah, you could do that as well and register 26 snakes.com. join and your membership will get you so much fantastic content including yes the top whatever is back for this season and we've already done two different editions of it and we're not even up to one we did a zero and a zero point five because we had to write about f1 that's right I will be doing an opener for for that as well if you enjoy the opening essays I'm writing another one and I kind of already did an opener last month on the site just kind of about empty stadiums and what happens when you play in them and you can see that if you plunk down your 10 bucks yeah you can get our little micro podcast as well sometimes we just turn on a mic and talk to somebody we talk to godfrey about coaching coiffures and hair that was quite entertaining sometimes we just talk about love island that happens as well sometimes we have to just talk about love island we're probably going to do that again tonight 10 dollars a month that's just a little over dollar per piece of content per thing that's a dollar a thing quite a deal quite a bargain channel 6 or 26 snakes.com will forward you. She's been free for 15 years.

Don't complain to me. Pay up. Yep. Although some people still produce quality content for free. Like this program. Oh, you said quality content. Yeah, no. I was talking about the fine people at For the Win.

Jason. How was posting? I was posting, man. It's hot. I've posted a few times. Probably going to keep doing it. Yeah. So, I mean, yeah, you click on it.

And then you're reading it, man. That's it. You don't pay any dollars at all. Jason's got a better business model that we do, but that's not new. No, not at all. And the watch grid. The watch grid never dies. Oh, so glad to have the watch grid back.

I was spiritually bereft until it made its appearance. I need to guide my dad with it because he always asks me. Despite getting the watch greed in his email, he always asked me to read portions of the watch grid, him. I think it's that it's, is this fourth or fifth different website year in a row? Yeah, just every year it's, it's somewhere. And I don't get DMs until like week nine about where it is this year. So it's it for the win. This, hey, this is kind of how we, this is kind of how we found our shows next home. We were what, like a week and a half into figuring out what

we were going to do when our close personal friend, Dan Levitart said, hey, do you guys want to do a thing? Yeah. Folks, this is really what this is really how this stuff gets done. Y'all think it's elaborate and behind the scenes. And really it's just as in every other year, a whole bunch of media people realizing that it's August at the same time. Yeah.

And if you think that people will ever stop doing this, they will not. No. They want two weeks. Two weeks before. I certainly will never stop forgetting that it's almost college football time. Yeah. But for real, I'm going to have fun at further. we're going to have fun this season. It's good to post. That's just sort of, that's the tagline. That's the motto. It's cool to post. It's fun to post. So I intend to post. I enjoy having several college football writers that I enjoy at a website.

Yeah. That's the whole thing. That was a, that's an interesting concept. If that has concluded, a podcast business, I do want to talk about one, a couple of things before. we talk about the games we have a very unusual special ad read this week one that involves something that I'm very passionate about I think Holly's very passionate about Jason I don't know if you're passionate about mayonnaise don't put mayonnaise in my mouth

such a terrible sentence you called the show after dart but what if it's Dukes Was that a segue? I don't know. The Duke's Mayo classic doubleheader kicks off week one in Charlotte, North Carolina. They can't help that part, so we are accepting of it. Thursday night, App State versus East Carolina on ESPNU,

as in you have nothing better to do this Thursday night, and you know it. And then, listen, what's the word for no matter which team you're, in place for. We're all kind of watching ironically. Saturday night, Georgia versus Clemson on ABC. You can learn more about these football games at Duke's Mayo Classic.com and follow the Duke's Mayo Bowl on social media. Y'all, I can't tell you how much fun it is being an influencer for a product that we actually like. I know. And that is hosting games where you can fly there on Mid-South Airlines. yeah yeah i mean not it's it's you know it's not the the super soft clothing mostly for the upper body of

home field apparel but i i am extremely fond of this little jar of mayonnaise that duke sent to our office that has uh the app black state symbol on one side and the east carolina pirate on the other side they did send a little souvenir mayonnaise helmet like it says like duke's mayo on the side okay can we talk about this mini helmet because it is weirdly detailed like there is there is accurate padding on the inside of it. Yeah, like it's got the little segmented pads. If you were going to get a very, there's a mouth guard.

If you were going to have a football game with very small infants, this would be an excellent helmet. You think this would. That's not legal, by the way. No, it would not fit Betty. Will it fit the cat? It will fit the cat. What if you coat Betty's head and mayonnaise?

That, Jason, that is solutions-oriented thinking. And that is what you bring to this show every week. For real, we're extremely excited. about our friends at the Charlotte Sports Council and this set of games that they are kicking off. They have vastly stepped up in quality from Belk, RIP, also Belk, to Dukes. And yeah, we're stoked.

It's a lot more fun to root for Dukes than Chick-fil-A. It is all, yeah, and again, if you are in Hattiesburg or any number of Mid-South airline cities, go ahead, you know, hop on that big bird, Mid-South Airlines. No waiting. Just go ahead, pull up. See if the plane's there. If it is, slip them a 20. Mid-South Airlines will take you right to Charlotte, North Carolina. If you're in Bologna, you enjoy that 17-hour direct flight, Charlotte. We can also get you a Mid-South Airlines mug at one pre-owned airboats.com. Get yourself some full-cast gear. forecast gear we don't know if we're going to have the the mission patch that is our saturday night logo for sale yet we're we're kind of y'all when i say we are just now working this shit out i mean we're just now working this shut out but all you you need to know about our fall plans is that

there's going to be some kind of saturday night situation uh probably not this saturday night probably next saturday night we're we're still pulling it together but you guys have said that you want uh some kind of saturday night hang out and we are doing everything that we can to both bring that to you and to make it free for as long as we can afford to make it free. So the four teams are, let's see, Appstate, ECU, Clemson, and Georgia, who are in the invitational. That means that I think we have 50% home field apparel coverage here, which is pretty good. I think we can do better.

Y'all, Clemson. Raise a fuss, if you must. Not at home field apparel. Raise the fuss in the direction of Clemson. Athletic director. It's a great way to go because the athletic director, I know for a fact, will get tired of being emailed by random strangers saying, I would like you to use home field apparel to make our t-shirts because I know personally of one athletic director who said, thank God that we decided to do this

because I am tired of people emailing me. So do this. Okay, Penn State fans, Penn State people who are really want home field gear. Guess what? Email your athletic director. Add them on Twitter. Bug them. Bug them until you get what you want. It's the American way. Post until you get what you want. Hey, it worked for us. And you will get that. Homefield apparel, by the way, comfortable, attractive, stylish gear. Spencer, you're wearing one right now. I am. I am. You all can't see it, but on the camera, I currently have. It's not attractive, but it sure is stylish. I have the We Are the Boys Florida gear on here, which is, again, just like baby soft, man. It's just like, it's just like wearing one of them little baby socks. You put an

infant in except for your torso only. You know, it doesn't have the. the footies yet. Wait, what do you think socks are? Yeah, you know, like, the baby sock, like the full, like, booty that you put a little baby? You ever seen these? They're like little swaddle pods that you put a kid in? There's a better word for this. It's like when you put a kid in a stocking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like one of those. It's like when a kid, when the stork. Sleep sack. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a stork drops off the kid and you catch it like fomp, you know. Because baby socks are a thing. They are and they're very, very cute. I thought that I had been operating them incorrectly.

No, and they're very easy to lose. Like, baby socks just. All socks are easy to lose. Can we call it a baby holster? I like that much better. I was about to legit call it a swaddle pod, but I just good. Yeah. So just stuff them in that swaddle pod.

Truth in advertising. I've raised children. This is definitely expert advice. How's that going? Great. Thank you. They're making money, aren't they? They're making money.

Can we tell the show? what your younger son what your shit your younger son pulled over the weekend I can I can but first that's going to be sponsored as well because my sons both have accounts

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gets you $5 starter there Spencer please continue So my younger son Who has been steadily embezzling From his own Acorns account

All right Or into his own Acorns account Ahead of his brother To the tune of What I believe is now I'll get you caught up here shortly I believe a good

$75 if I have the math right. Oh, goodness. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're up to about $72 ahead of his brother somehow. He was driving along and was kind of on one. If I had to say sometimes after school, kids are just kind of on one. He was 100% authentically on one.

How can you spot if a child is on one? Well, first, he begins loudly asking where in the world someone can feed a baby beer. Was this before or after the slap? This is just before. He starts ramping up and goes, where can you get a one-year-old beer? And I said, there are no countries

where they really advocate feeding a one-year-old beer. I don't know about that. Eastern Europe is vast in as many traditions. It's not a question I can say yes to in any context. right it's not a question where you go oh yeah in poland they do that no you couldn't do that in moldova they give kids beer no no why not you can't why can't you say that well then i've opened then i've opened the then i've opened the door for my child going hey my dad says they give babies beer and it's fine you know that's he didn't say that fairy is coming to his house to

forcibly remove his teeth that is not inaccurate okay the tooth fairy does come to your house the tooth fairy does take teeth and the tooth fairy does leave money for the teeth which is fair but is terrifying doesn't have a warrant doesn't ask it just comes into your house takes teeth and leaves i understand this that's kind of terrifying when you think about it so he's on one and i'm like no that's not the case then for some reason the topic of bubble water comes up like soda water carbonated water right spark and he goes hey um dad what's your favorite flavor and i was like well i don't know we got the coconut LaCroix right now that's pretty good that was Bogo so we're good

and he goes yeah you know Zeke my older one goes hey you know well uh I like that you know it's not my favorite I like it but it's not my favorite the younger child slaps him as hard as I have heard a person

get slapped in real life like like in full cash sound like a coaches clap like a it sounded like the loudest coaches clap you've ever heard it sounded like if you've ever seen the bald head slap vine it sounded like that slap it sounded like um the cartoon slap when pooty tang whipped somebody like it sounded like

that it sounded like it sounded like a strong hand on a wet ham okay it sounded like the loudest thing it sounded like a car crash it sounded like you know in lucha or in some wrestling circuits when they kick somebody and to make it sound louder they slap their belly and you can it sounds like a you know like a whip crack that's what it sounded like in the car it was so loud and find you this is on the highway so i can't look and see what's happening behind me and i heard and the older kid just has his head in his hands and is just asking what did you do like not even crying just to the point of like ye gods what happened to me like i imagine how people feel when they're struck by lightning you're so overwhelmed you're like no i didn't just get struck by lightning

yeah dude yeah that's that's what just happened to you and i looked back and said you cannot slap your brother for not liking coconut lecroy and uh he goes yes i can by the way dad where can i get beer for a one year old where do we get beer for babies if you don't tell me i'm going to say the F word. And I'm like, I am completely flummoxed at this point. All on the interstate. Is this all within like 30 seconds? Yeah. No, this is all within 30 seconds. This is awesome. He's hitting like every sin at once. Total chaos. And I am trying to get over to my exit and trying to make sure that my kid with the nose that has just been slapped off his face can put the nose back on his face. and I hear him counting down

and I think oh he'll I've heard him do this and he'll just say fudge he won't actually say it so I'm trying to get over and I'm trying to reinforce that he cannot do this while also trying not to crash the car because I don't want to completely

lose the plot of trying. Other child is loudly crying other child. Other child is recovering like he's getting it together to the point where he goes dad I don't think he'll actually just got his head rocked by an eight year old he's a very strong eight year old

evidently and said no no no dad I'm getting it together it'll be fine I don't think he'll actually say it by the way he won't do it this one this one that's the one that put it over the top and then they still believe in him and then the eight year old

goes three two one I mean you broke the mic that was a good that was a good kiss I mean I mean when I say he said it from his heels

when I say that like He put his ass into it. Also, this is not an oversized eight-year-old. He has a largeness of spirit, but he's a small kid. No, man, he let this, he sounded like Michael Buffer. Like, if you just hired Michael Buffer to come in, grab the mic and yell, like, fuck, that's exactly what he did. And he let it loose. He hung on it.

It was. And I, at that point, I really want to maintain some parental discipline or something. I lost it. I was laughing. Like, I couldn't. You lost it in laughter? anger. No, laughter. I could not help it. That's fantastic. He hit it with such joy, man. Like, that kid has a real deep love for profanity that's going to probably be an asset to him for most

of his life. Eventually, yeah. Most of it. Yeah. It's going to get him through a lot of stuff. And yeah, that's, and now he's $70 up on his acorns.com account. Crime pays. Listen, if you commit enough of them in a short enough window you'll overwhelm the system and it'll just laugh at you that's how it works that's the lesson flood the zone flood the zone do it he flooded the zone with crimes ask for forgiveness not permission like yeah just blew through it he it was even better than that he just offered a declaration i am going to say fuck the countdown is on guard your ears if need be, but it's happening. He looked so proud of himself, too.

He was so happy. You have 10 seconds to clear the premises. Return to your homes. Yeah, he was even stunned when he got home. And I was like, yeah, buddy, I got a, you don't get any screens or games or anything. You're just going to sit here and you're not going to do anything. And he's like, what? But I was awesome.

Your honor. How could any court convict? but I offered a countdown. Did that earn him any leniency, the countdown? Did that make it worse? That make it first, first degree cussing? It established premeditated. It was very premeditated.

I mean, I think saying you have 10 seconds, make your peace, I think, come on, come on. To transfer it to another court case and another sort of element of jurisprudence, prudence if somebody walks in and goes i'm going to shoot you yeah that's way better than being shot that's like second degree at best i would much rather know it's happening have a chance to try any sort of preventive measure very at least cover my ears it's going to be loud all he needs now is jalo parading in front of him asking us to get loud Okay, I believe that covers. That's a good business segment.

That's an excellent business. Not that the business is out of the way. Let's discuss Temple at Rutgers. No. No, no, no, no. Delaware, Maine. Delaware Maine's happening at the same time. Our son, Harry Liles Jr.,

yes, sir. Makes his football game broadcast debut, Boise State UCF. That'll be the game of the night Thursday. day, handsomest game of the weekend, no less. Well, you got to be good looking to be a sideline reporter. That's what they say. I mean, you can be good looking or you can look like Harry looks.

That man's handsome. That man goes beyond good looking. It's an extremely good looking young man. That's what I was trying to say. Yeah. Nicely. No, I'd like, no. That man, that man, that man smile.

It's a million dollar smile. And thank God. Thank God he's the one to bring us through App State, East Carolina. because East Carolina I listen they deserve every bad thing that's happened to them since they fired Ruffin McNeil

but I love East Carolina on a night game that is a severely underrated drinking town and their fans are mean as shit it is a good night game unfortunately it's going to be in the Cramton Bowl sorry everybody it's going to be in the place

that has the statue of Jerry Richardson with no ass the assless Jerry Richardson statue with the testicleless cats yeah we all scared up a cat and wonder not too long ago yeah we've we've stood right under it I can't remember if the cats have big nads or no nads

but I remember they were special one way or the other the they have big I believe they have I believe they have large testicles okay yeah they have very large ones which of course we thought came from Jerry Richardson going and make sure the Panthers have big nuts.

And just no ass on him once. You can make a picnic table at the right angle out of the back of a sport coat. When his statue is finally toppled, when the brave fighters finally topple the statue of Jerry Richardson, a feast will be had upon his flat ass, not a bowl will be spilled. Can you see a first draft of the statue that he had to send back? Because he was like, there's far too much bubble to that butt.

I said I want a concave ass. Put me up there with dignity with the slackened buttocks of a true businessman. They show pictures of Hank Hill like this. Oh, that's it. Perfect. Remember, remember, prosperity comes from the ground up. You don't want to impede it with a bump, you know, comes straight up the old drive train there. Have you ever?

Have you ever noticed how much Jerry Richardson looks like cotton? hill with shins. Yeah, tall cotton. With some of the same political views, no less. That is, that is by the way, that East Carolina team, they should be a little bit better, just a little bit better this year. Sure. I mean, they're like a five-win team, generally projected, like PFF hasn't met 5.7 wins,

but yeah but damn I don't yeah not against App State we also have Boise State at UCF a truly confusing battle of fan bases because we'll never

one thing to know is we will never hear the end of it from whoever wins this game no elite posters on both sides of the fence here not a lot of posters but such volume per capita volume posting kings I think UCF fans

are still in the stage where they use the phrase ad hominem attack online Boise State fans have chilled out great like I feel like there was a time when we thought Boise State fans

were like oh y'all are doing too much but UCF fans there's like nine of them but each of them thinks like I got a whole army behind me Joe you've messed up now me and all my friends and it's like

where you know I welcome this this is fun what did Godfrey call it I'm trying to the Godfrey's assessment of UCF wasn't a diploma mill for Hilton Knight managers

there I just found it I'm not sure I could do better than that I support their natural thought of claim I'm not sure I could get into UCF supported their title claim at the time and now and regret it no no no it's great it was wonderful it's great it's perfectly fitting by all college football precedent

but yeah man when UCF wins this game and they say here comes the hordes of us descending upon you like locusts it's like man this is like 13 locusts it's not you're not that loud it's okay I said they'd use the phrase ad hominem. They'd use the phrase ad hominid. Be like, you call this, yeah, that's an ad hominid attack. It's an ad hoculia attack.

It's an ad hocular attack. Because it was very strong. It was a very strong statement you made. Because it was fucking sick. Oh, sick. It was pointed. It was a weapon like guns. Bro, the argument was so swall.

You know, kind of grizzled, but swole. That was a little older. Still got it. um yeah i don't boy i don't really know um podcast grisness this is this is by the way after scott frost going to nebraska and mustering all of what 15 wins so far in his in his tenure is there anything to stop me from that number's too big is it 12 yeah Alan drumming himself currently. Oh, no!

No. So is there anything to stop me from assuming that Gus Malzahn won't be the greatest single coach in the history of UCF football? Just to really make Scott Frosty even worse. Just make it worse. Just make it worse. He walked in and just like went undefeated. They had another national title claim. Gus Malzon, 30 pounds lighter than he was.

When did he become so handsome and full of energy? He looked like Robert Duvall under that hat. Yeah. But like a tanned, handsome for a movie role, Robert Duvall. Looked over and Gus. Not like gone in 60 seconds, Robert Duvall. Right. But like a lustrous.

Like Robert Duval on a merchant ivory set, Robert Duvall. Yeah. Just but doing one-handed push-ups on the sidelines, right? Like, is this hard? This isn't hard? This is what normal people do, right? Oh, good. The Mac is going to not have minimum roster thresholds for COVID for competition this year.

excellent not not ah that's neat so not like the SEC where you will forfeit a game oh no you will uh it'll be a no contest in the Mac uh if it's both teams unable to participate if it's one team unable to participate it'll be a forfeit uh but no minimum roster thresholds for competition that'll be fun in the Mac you say noted for its depth and spell Bishop Sycamore without Mac Again, the whole Bishop Sycamore thing proves Holly's point that we're really not doing enough crimes

No, no, we should be doing more My favorite part of that was the punt They have no punter so they let the QB do it My favorite part is the head coach was fired And immediately raising the question of how what fired him, but it turns out his boss was his offensive line coach Shades of Phil Fulmer.

Hey, what? That doesn't look like anything to me. Also both Also, also also Bichickmore and Tennessee both having to face Alabama players on TV. Johnny Major is also not dead.

Wait. It's hard to determine. He's pickled. There are many, interpretations of whether he's alive. There is also one other thing to this, which it is being played in the bounce house. We're still talking about Thursday night. We're not going to make it very far.

We're not making it a Saturday. We can make it to Saturday. We can do it. There's two more days after that. What? There are games on Friday. Don't live? Oh.

Yeah. After Saturday. Please don't tell me I have to live two more days. days. Yeah, you do, because you got to watch North Carolina, Virginia Tech on Friday night. We could watch South Dakota, Kansas for even more competitive action. Oh, no. Kansas scheduled to Dakota. That always goes great. Oh, what are you doing, Kansas?

Meanwhile, Colorado State is scheduled the other South Dakota. You idiots, what are you doing? Why are we doing this? Don't play any Dakotas. For a while, North Dakota was bad. That was the one. But now all four of them are good. Stop. Yeah, we had a mnemonic device where, okay, yeah, you can play the Dakotas, but not the Dakota states, but now nothing is safe. Nothing is real. Just steer clear. Also, you knew this. Why would you do this on purpose? Don't do that. It's bad for you. If you would like to watch South Dakota, Kansas.

I would, but probably not for the reasons. Tell me how. It says, is this on ESPN 3? Do we have to watch this online or is it pay-per-view? I'm looking at it. It's on ESPN Plus. Okay, we can get that on plus. Oh, boy. Well, that means, you know what that's going to mean?

You know what we're going to be saying to Kansas a week from today? We saw Kansas. Everyone saw. You know, it's on ESPN plus, though, it's Roger Sherman. Roger Sherman and everyone else saw. Yeah, Roger will definitely be watching because it's the same time as Northwestern. So, good to distract yourself from Michigan State at Northwestern. No, thank you.

At least I have Iowa State or Ohio State at Minnesota to cover me from watching Bowling Green at Tennessee at the same time. The Big Ten really does do their early scheduling a lot like you book bands. The first one's on. Pretty much forget them. Openers. Michigan State at Northwestern. You want the energy of PJ Fleck. playing Ohio State at home you want to skip that oh dear no there is no telling what that man's

going to say there's no i keep he might come out in a parade float he might come out in gold body paint head to toe like some kind of pharaoh with a gopher mask for a helmet he might come out and bite the head off a live gopher a live buckeye a lot yeah he's going to eat as many of those poisonous nuts as he can just to prove that he is impervious to all things ohio state i'm here for the show not afraid not afraid uh he's unbothered babe he's unbavoured um bavoured uh yeah michigan state at northwestern on friday night yeah i'm going to be watching south dakota kansas sorry join me sickos let's do this it's not it's not the one you want to watch though south dakota state is the one you actually want to watch because they're extremely entertaining and we'll probably beat Colorado State. What a shame to beat Steve Adazio.

Noted football genius, Steve Adazio, with whom there are absolutely no established grudges or problems. Should we proceed to big nude Saturday? Let's do it. Penn State at Wisconsin. Terrible nude.

That's a pretty good game. Talk about a whiteout. Yeah. Nude Wisconsin's Sonians. this is the tail end of summer up there the shirt has not been on in a month and a half that's why it's called the tail end yeah um we also have uh this is the weirdest line to me Oklahoma at Tulane being played in Norman due to so it's a home game for Tulane but due to the hurricane correct being played in Norman uh which just jarred to the eyes but hey it's not like Tulane is not used to this. Yeah. Not this team, but other teams. Also, this is an

SEC game. Yeah. Also, yes. Counted in the standings. Yeah. It's if you average out the past and the future SEC, yeah. Yeah, you get a conference game. A game of once in future kings. If you average

Oklahoma and Tulane, you get Missouri. Ooh. Let's not do that. That compliments no one. Perfect. Why don't we end up with the mid of both worlds just mid of mid all over the place i'm sorry this is a this is a green lane or green wave positive program as ever since honestly i am superficial ever since they did the new logo yeah you know i'm i'm easily bought i will buy a angry punchy cartoon wave yes yeah ever since that ever

since the new stadium and the rebrand i will buy the book because of its cover you have cool jerseys i will support you even though you go against my rule of being a private school usually i will always root for public over private because class warfare is real. But Tulane, I make an exception for you sometimes. Speaking of rooting and supporting in the 3.30 spot, the biggest

game of the afternoon, our Indiana Hoosiers traveling to face the Iowa Hawk. Bama's playing. Bama's favored by 19, okay? Miami's good. Bama's favored by 19. Indiana, Iowa is very likely the better game to watch. It's an

Indiana game. You want to watch an Indiana game or an Alabama game. Okay? What do we want football to be? We want it to be Indiana huge football. So we want football to be. That game at Mercedes-Benz is going to be with the roof open also.

I'm not listening to all that sizzling flesh. No. Alabama also. Miami will come prepared for this. Alabamians will not. Alabama, steady performance. Smooth turns around the curves, even acceleration.

Outstanding. build and performance at every turn. Indiana, no roof, no brakes. Terrible handling. You're telling me it's a convertible snowmobile. Yes. I love that. Yeah, it's basically a Volkswagen thing with a 900 horsepower engine in it.

And absolutely no ability to handle it. It's everything that you want. And they're going to be playing Iowa, who every game with Iowa features at least one bizarre way to score. So, yes. Folks, did you like Nebraska? tune in for Iowa competent Nebraska folks if you like Nebraska you're really going to hate this shit what if they gave you the same sensation but one

but it took longer it took longer to kick in and we're slower but really they are they're not a dating out Iowa is Nebraska if they actually practiced so a whole different meaning to grinder yeah one of these points well one of these teams score 19 points yes which one who can say what was that

gasp i forgot to tell jason and serber about the grind house oh go ahead this is kind of set up now okay okay um i was hunting on house hunting and i was hunting around on zillow and i found a dude live laugh love house with like those that word art all over the wall except it says stuff like grind, hustle, execute, hand of God. Lift, lift, lift, laugh, love. Oh, there is a gym in the house. I am so glad you asked. I'm pretty sure it was an Instagram house because there is no lie, a fake greenery backdrop

that you can take photos against. Also, whoever lived in this house was a true psychopath because this is Atlanta and they painted that deck black. You're going to be able to walk on that and bare feet for like nine months out of the year. Yeah, bro, but it's intense. It's the most intense deck. This deck is real. Looks like there already are lots of lift, laugh, love shirts.

Oh, that's a bummer. I was really hoping we could business, we could business market this ourselves. Yeah, it was the most pro. It was exactly like if you had just turned all of the sliders on a live, on a live, laugh, love house to like cartoonishly masculine, all of them. Up to and including two massive, obviously hotel surplus beds. with the big stitched leather headboards in one bedroom in one bedroom two of them right if they were trying to Airbnb this or what but it was there was no other furniture in this bedroom except for two king beds yeah and where did they push them right up against the windows dude's right

dude's right dude's right hey it's the room where we sleep why do we need light we need to recharge that's smart brilliant yeah y'all y'all vamp for a second I'm going to try and find this house Texas has to play the Louisiana Rageon Cajuns Oh, that is terrible It seemed like a good idea at the time, didn't Are they good, Jason? Is that a, are they good? Yeah, and they returned

Everyone, so Yeah, typically in week one you want to play a ULM, not a ULL. Yeah, you went one letter over, dumbass You said Texas was a good school Can't even get your alphabet right. ULL, don't don't go to M. Don't stop at L.

Not like to have one of the most coveted coaches in the country who's just waiting for the right job because he's made that program consistently good. Nope, nope. At the same time in ideas, it seemed good. USC gets San Jose State coming off the best season in program history. So yeah.

Oh, I found the house. I'm dropping it in the Zoom chat. Okay. I would like Serber and Jason's thoughts on this in real time. Because from the front, it's just an ugly house. but then you get inside. It's quite handsome. Let me say that San Jose State,

by the way, Nick Stark will look great. Admittedly, he was playing the Southern Utah Thunderbirds. I'm sorry. I forgot about one other thing, which was the sign over the toilet in the bathroom that said,

a little weird is good, which I don't know if that's... You know, like, oh, no, I've done something weird in the toilet. In the bathroom. It's okay. Yeah, no, it's all right. a little weird's fine

this was a lot weird though yeah the black deck is my favorite part of that house seriously that's just gonna fry your feet what are you doing man so many dudes lived in this house this was like was this an are there Instagram houses in Atlanta was this a TikTok house be savage not average

be stronger work for it I love a near room yeah bro also i'm noticing there's multiple home office setups in the living room was this a boiler room do people forget their basic philosophy about life before they leave the room and have to be reminded of it in the next i'm sorry i'm sorry the three posters in the living room say execution grind hustle yeah this is lane kiffin's house i think this might be he's into Pilates now so if you don't see one of those fancy Pilates machines it's not like Giffin's house we also have I don't I will say this everybody who watches Georgia

Clemson both loses and wins because one of those teams will lose and it will be very funny for the fan base and one of those teams will win and that will also be very funny because this will be the game where we will overreact like of all of these games nobody's going overact over Miami, Alabama. None. Like, unless Alabama loses, which they're not going to yeah, they're not going to overreact

because nothing will happen in that game that we don't anticipate. Georgia and Clemson, either team could win. Like, and we're going to overreact badly. That's true, yeah. Like, we're going to overreact badly in either direction. It'd be funnier if Georgia won, though, right? It'd be way funnier. Okay.

Get those expectations sky high. Yes. Yes. Get you hoping. Goose them. There's some dogs. It's like a 21 point win. That's what I want. I want that sucker on boil to start the season. That's what I want because it's only going downhill at one point from there. Probably when they lose to South Carolina.

This was a couple weeks ago when we did Ryan's playoff draft and I maneuvered my way to Clemson and Georgia. This is what I want. I want Georgia win this game. scramble to the playoff and then lose to Clemson or miss the playoff because they lose to South Carolina I'm still betting on that I'm still betting on the like

stunning to South Carolina like three times I won't put it past Georgia on their bye week how do we pick up a loss God damn it they're wily I told you I told you not to sign for that FedEx damn it

it was must have you been served yeah you've been served damn it will doesn't understand paperwork or paper he's a simple man he's also their new special teams coach yeah most champs are special teams coach all right all right all right i think he could be really good at it because most of the really good special teams coaches i know are the kind of guys who eat staples for motivational purposes much champ fills special teams void with what concrete how does he do this I'm just trying to imagine

a will must champ interacting with kickers and punters block kick harder he's just telling him to kick harder it's just three hours of put your ass into it kick get don't ain't you got more toes than that no i forgot got five of them don't you let go any

higher Christ this is all you guys have to do I should have been a kicker this this means by the way that at one point well must chip is lined up for a field goal in practice and I really want to see that because he's like me he's got the he's got the little lego he's got the lego man legs right runs forth and head butts it yeah he does goes prone betty the dog the dog is so offended by the idea of will must champ coach and special teams betty's good on those kickoff returns though kickoff what what do you do go down and hit him just run run like hell yeah he could scheme that up yeah yeah also that's that's basically about um the one part he couldn't do would be a kickoff return

because it involves going 90 yards and scoring a TD that's that's not something well must chant we'll ever be able to do so now she's just grumbling the dog is just grumbling that's fine we'll get through this

but yeah I am I am laughing I am laughing at the prospect of I'm laughing at the prospect of Georgia overreacting to this badly like that's going to be

my favorite part of this entire thing is them winning by 14 and assuming oh it's a year Herschel's back or is that well yeah he's registered to vote in georgia that's progress no i mean he has recently registered to vote in georgia oh is that important for someone running for senate no no

couldn't say is that a thing jason we got we got anything else on this slate that bears mentioned uh number 20 washington uh he's playing montana montana's really good not calling for the upset just uh just be aware be alert if you know if Clemson, Georgia, you know, gets out of hand in one way or the other, just keep one eye on Montana, Washington. LSU, UCLA? Yeah. I do what to make of that. I think UCLA is pretty decent.

LSU comes in with, you know, every year, the whole roster, the whole coaching staff is nothing of mysteries, but UCLA is the steady commodity here. So that should tell you how things are shaping up. I mean, this is, let's try to, LSU's whole season. is let's try to do that thing we did again. Yeah, that was cool. That was fun. Also, Bo Polini's gone, so that's good.

Yeah, that's good. Because this time, I'm pretty sure they interviewed the defensive coordinator before hiring him. As opposed to what? What other profession could you say that in where you go, yeah, so we didn't interview the last guy. I didn't talk to him much before this. That was probably a mistake.

That's what they really did. They're just like, yeah, let's just hire that guy, because, I don't know, he's got keys to the place. We heard he did. Yeah, so then Portland State, Hawaii, and then that's the end of college football for the nice try, Sunday. Jackson State, Florida, A&M, Grambling Tennessee State.

We got there's a, we got a game NFL network showing college football. That's when you know you're real deep in it, all right? And then you got Notre Dame, Florida State, Sunday night football. and then oh gosh surely that's it Monday night we're going to have a nice nice normal chill one to a steady reliable dependable teams it'll be three stately courtly hours and then we will all go to bed at a reasonable hour nice try Louisville Ole Miss you have to get through that before you reach Tuesday Organized labor with Louisville and Ole Miss.

I think it's great that these two schools, which wear red in solidarity with the communist movement, have chosen to stage their football game on Labor Day. This is the most chaotic game of the entire weekend, and it's last. And there's nothing else on to compete with it. It's going to be great. Now, which team could you put here in place of Louisville that would make it not the most chaotic game

of the weekend. Like, could even Iowa make this boring? Like Nebraska. Oh, that sounds fucking awesome. Yeah, no. How did Ole Miss score 83 points? Well, they got 42 off turnovers. Well, they gave up 119 is how.

See, who could really give them the sleepies at this point that we know about? Not even Bama. Right. Maybe, I mean, Arkansas last year got six. picks off them. But even then, even then, that's crazy shit. That's crazy. I have one possible answer and it is, could this be one of those games that we could stick pit in, ramp it all up, and due to their pititude and to having the entire time slot to themselves, they turn in a clunker

of a snorfest? Even that's not reliable. I think I believe in Georgia. I think Georgia could make old, make you turn away from Ole Miss for at least a few minutes. I don't know. secondary is going to let J.T. Daniels do whatever he wants. So even then you'll go, yeah, you'll go, wow, J.T. Daniels threw for 500 yards. Kirby's like, I hate this. I'm going through the rest of these marquee games and it's like, no, Penn's, James Franklin would want to show up Lane Kiffin. You can't even count on Penn State. I cut my hair with a colander over my head. This is awful. 500 yards passing. That's disgusting. That's disgusting. That's un-Christian. Oh, wait, Michigan. Michigan could do it. Oh, that's going to end the, that's going to be the dumbest ending imaginable. Oh, yeah. I think actually the only chance is probably Army, just because like you have cut in half the number of plays that Ole Miss has to work with. Yeah.

Again, I'm not buying that because I'm not really anticipating Old Miss stopping anyone on defense. Army is going to go, well, unfortunately, we only held the ball for a minute a half on that 80-yard scoring drive. That's it because they're not going to stop anybody. That's the thing with Old Miss. They're getting the ball back. 2,021, Old Miss, we're getting the ball back. The ball's going somewhere. That's our ball.

We want it. That's the ball. Where's it going? Someone's hands? It's going that way. It's crazy. Football, you spend so much time letting the other team keep the ball. That's stupid.

Let them run all the way down the field and then it's your ball again. Get it back. Football is easy. It might even be tired. You can't score. points unless you have the ball so go get the ball this is this is the team that won't do the paperwork this is the team that will always lose the evidence this is the team that will at any point decide yeah we refuse to have a boring game right unless you find a track meet boring

this is not going to be boring football this is why this is why they're my favorite team this year by far that and matt corral because matt corral confidence is it earned sort of is it still there regardless of whatever happens i think it is confidence is not that it was confident confidence bravado bro yeah he's got it like whatever that is and also his coach is not his coach is lane kiffitt at no point is lane kiffick going to be like yeah man you know you should really think about that pick nope next play he threw six picks against Arkansas these things good brad i'm here in reps i'm here in reps experienced quarterback Matt Corral

Matt Corral. Matt Corral Enthusiast Podcast. Did he lead the country in interceptions last year? I believe he did. We love to see it. Effort. That's a lot. You know what I call that?

Returning experience. Content. Generating content. You know what? He's making connections. That's what an interception is. He's just making friends. I'm not here to watch the foot communities. You know, someone drops like to throw up

the football bounces off the ground, I spent five seconds of my life watching a football bounce on a ground. I have seen that enough times. I want to see people to catch it. And I don't care what clothes they wear. No, but no. Also, the thing that way, the only thing I could think that could truly frustrate Old Miss is if you just batted the balls down instead of intercepting them, right? Just make them punt. Just be like, no, not going to let you do it. We're not playing an arena ball. I'm just going to defend it. Knock it down. they'd find a way. They'd find a way, I think.

What, is this ball covered in delicious molasses? I want to see Kiffin on the sideline, you know, everyone likes any signals touchdown before the ball's even thrown. I'm going to see him signaling first down for the other team before the ball's even thrown. Yes. Head games.

Psychology right there. That's another Arkansas. First down. Maybe he can even get a side gig, like as their pitch man. But look, Manhattan Beach, real estate is expensive and so is getting divorced. Yeah, you know who told me that? Lane Kiffin. Yep.

Remember, only coach I've ever seen who disclosed his personal finances in a profile explicitly. I was like, yeah, it's crazy. I'm making no money coaching this year with a job. It's crazy. Here are the exact numbers. Lane Kiffin's attorney is like, oh, God. Oh, God. He's probably like that most days, though. Do you think he has an attorney, or do you think he just like really, really got in good with his trainer and was like you seem confident?

He's at Old Miss now, so I'm pretty sure he has an attorney who looks like. Oh, never mind. They just, yeah, everybody's an attorney there or a dentist. Yeah, I think is what Godfrey said. He has an attorney slash dentist who looks like Bobby Hill. Who has had the same haircut since he was six. Yeah. Yeah. Why, this will be a colorful dock at this afternoon, Mr. Kiffin. Thank you.