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Episode Date: May 10, 2023

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Did you know Louis Farrakhan has a Spotify page? What? Yeah, he's got two violin concertos. One from 93, right before he went, I think, fully mainstream. And then one from just a few years ago. I have a question. Is there another one? Another Louis Farrakhan?

It's that one, right? No, it's him. Like the Steve Spreier, who's an English wine. Yeah, that actually is what I was thinking. Yeah, okay. Nope, it's the one and only. He also used to be a calypso singer, which is seeing that as one of the first references on his wiki page

led me to search if he has Spotify where I learned he not only sang calypso, he also plays the violin. You were going to have the most amazing year enwrapped. Your vibe was. Your vibe was. Farah Calypso. I like Calypso, but only a little. if it's sung by Louis Farrakhan.

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Welcome to the shutdown full cast. You are listening to the Shutdown Fullcast. You are listening to the Internet's only college football podcast. I am Spencer Hall, joined as always by. the golden voices of Ryan Nanny, Jason Perry Howard Anderson, and on the ones that and two, Michael Serber. Hello. No, no, no. I say hi now. Yeah.

He says hi now. Hello, Spencer. Hello. I'm trying a new thing. Ollie, you sound weird. This is my business voice. Hello, Spencer. Hey, have you guys all gotten your dates yet

for your normalizing New York Times profile? Mine's going to be about my journey back to fatherhood or something. I don't know. We're working out the details. Like, if you ever needed a broader indication of how detached those people are from reality, let's try and front load as the assertion for our entire piece, the notion that, hey, man, there aren't any moms who suck. I mean, you don't do a profile of, like, this terrible mother, this repellent mother who does not care.

right you don't do a glowing profile of that like like damn casey anthony yeah what happened and that's our show yeah that's it that's the whole show anyway i thought i was on a camping trip for much of the weekend and was checking in my phone as you do on a camping trip and i thought that piece was a bit for like 18 hours i just think i just think look if there's one thing we've learned as college football media before you get the i've learned so much and I've I've changed so much you have to get the Florida Atlantic job first like you don't get the puff piece

until you get the Florida Atlantic job that's the order So until Lizzie Holmes gets that job It's just the The sequencing is wrong You went on a different career path I thought she was going to have to harass Godfrey's mother in church I think

I think those two can go together Yeah I mean look at it this way We do this in sports all the time. Like we do this like we do this in sports all the time. Somebody comes in

and they have been I don't know fired in disgrace from a job and gotten another job and then we come in and the story is and like no lie always the same. Always the same it's the same every single time it's you know what they've really

they've learned a lot. Hasn't Hugh Freed's learned a lot. It's the same thing. No one ever learns, because remember what are the rules in humanity is? No one ever learns or improves. People make the same mistakes over and over again.

I'm just saying it's descriptive, not prescriptive. All of you can improve on your own time. But if you want to go ahead and rely on how the universe actually works as a predictive model best, just take all those same mistakes and double them up.

Because they're just going to keep making it. Are you telling me you wouldn't read, Lane Kiffin is embracing a new challenge, motherhood. um oh my god he's going junior checkmate i might that maybe that's the friendship man he bought a he got a dog too we saw the signs yeah yeah i really might i actually named my baby bjorn to save some time so when i say has anybody seen my baby bjorn bjorn kissin just just just laying coaching with the baby

right there on his chest right yeah there's a there's a photo of your oh my fucking go the baby can hold the play sheet in in the in the front of the baby bjorn there's usually that little pouch you just put the play sheet in there wait pouch yeah there's you know in the front of the baby carrier there's like a little oh i thought you meant he's going to develop one no i didn't mean to imply the main kiff and some marsupial okay i don't know though haven't seen haven't seen this whole reserving judgment a lot of people have but I have

I wanted to start with by the way I had a great story that the city of Miami is perpetually out of pocket at all times you should just know this like people there when it comes to

I think due to the confluence of multiple nationalities all colliding once the concepts of what is politically correct or not changes from second to second so oh no it

I'm getting to a point we still say that what is polite Barack Hussein Obama Yes thank you Spencer I'm making the pivot

I'm making the pivot Spencer Hussein Hall To that point I was checking in at Delta And my gate agent Is looking at me He goes didn't I check you in yesterday Aren't you two hours late sir

Yeah and I was like No you didn't check me in yesterday I was like there's a lot of guys who look like me And he looks at me and goes Ha ha! Taliban I was like, So he's saying you got a tan. That is, that is, that is, he's saying I'm a student.

He's saying you got a tan. That's sweet. All right. So, so I think that's our official demarcation that it's now not too soon to talk about 9-11 in a joking way. In an airport. In an airport. If Ruben at an airport is making 9-11 jokes at me. You're all right.

Yeah. Everybody, it's all right now. We do. Now that TSA agents can shout, BOM! The way he said it sounded so festive, too. Yeah, that sounds joyful. It was, no.

It was, no, it was Taliban, like in the same... Fiesta. In the exact same cadence as Joliman, right? Do you think that's because of your beard or because of your well-documented view that women shouldn't be allowed to go to school? God damn it, Ryan. This is...

answer the question sir folks you can reach spencer at I think it was because of my excellent survival skills in mountainous environments okay I think it was because you're the mountainous environments of Gainesville your small pickup truck it is because of my tiny but durable pickup truck

that I can fix with lots of guys in the back you know when Amazon approached us about Season 4 of Jack Ryan, I wasn't sure. In a different timeline, CatLab is turning the What's Better Than Guys Being Dudes video into a Taliban recruitment video. So yeah, that's how my day started yesterday. Shout out to all of our Buffalo Bills fans out there. Delayed, slightly hungover, headed to the airport,

and somebody looks at me in the most festive voice and face of matchable, goes, Taliban when he sees me. In delighted recognition. And delighted recognition. What did you do? I busted out laughing. It was so fucking funny, dude. It was so, because it's just like, you're like, how out of pocket are we going to be at this exact moment where this guy's telling me that my plane is late, right?

And that I remind him of someone. I'm like, oh, boy. Because, you know, when somebody says, you remind me of someone, the first time you hear that, you go, oh, I'm curious and interested. And then the hundredth time you hear that, you go, oh, no. I have some follow-up questions about who he checked in the day before. Yeah. It looks like we, whatever almost. happen i guess we dodged it so yeah there's miami maybe that's the move as every maybe that's the

move is if everyone you check in you just yell taliban at if they laugh you're like all right well you clearly aren't that's good you wouldn't be so chill about it and if they don't laugh you're like extra screening yeah yeah yeah uh advanced psychological screening yeah do you think this is funny or not and also if you don't know what the taliban is you're You're probably too young to be flying, I guess. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. At least unsupervised.

You're in an unaccompanied minor, and you need a special sticker. I didn't realize. I don't know what the Taliban is. It's a little smiley face sticker that says Taliban. I think there are now people who were born after 9-11 that will be graduating college this year. I think I have that right. Yeah. Something like that.

So, that's fun. And we're all young and beautiful. Yeah. Let me hear about the creepy approach of death. it'll creep for Spencer first That's true No, it won't creep It'll come fast

Buddy, not with this radiant beard Evidently Like an unblocked cornerblitz Yeah Wapao Didn't see it Nice move there dude How would you like to be taken by death

I'm always personally fond of the tackler That comes in from off screen Sure And or the tackler that knocks you Out of the frame completely Yeah, head on a fucking swivel I'd like to be pushed over I'd like my own offensive linemen to be pushed into me

that's what I want taking the snap and immediately stepping on your guard's ankle yes yes yep that's right I want the personal foul hit over the middle I want the post pattern into onrushing safety and I want to be the wide receiver in this scenario

I was got to say post pattern I just want to run into the goal post not catch the ball just pow right into it that's right proud of us that's exactly what I want nobody but me takes me out yeah death be not proud me is the goalpost it's a metaphor um did you want to discuss uh wagering I just thought maybe oh wait first can I tell you about a delightful conversation I heard on the street please do yes the internet is great but sometimes there's something really special about hearing people talk in the real world

that I think is more satisfying than internet jokes this is a very short story I heard a man and woman were walking down the street coming towards me and I only heard this much

of their conversation but it's the only part I needed to hear the man says that's why I got my diploma so I never have to do manual labor again and the woman says again

end of story got him Elimeo Walk it off Walk it off, sir Got his ass That's such a great pattern For insult too

Like well you know I'm never gonna be that handsome again Again? Yep Yep Yep Mike I don't even care What he said in response

I don't care if he was like I was a bricklayer for a hundred Nope Doesn't matter man You're burnt You're now a lazy son of a bitch You always have been I'm sorry

You wanted to talk about something About college football Spencer No no I wanted to go ahead and take on the thrilling world of college baseball, which is the home of, of course, true degenerates because college baseball over the past week or so has had a festive time, has had an amusing time. I think that we all know Bud Elliott,

Bud Elliott is a writer for 247 and a former colleague of ours, who is, of course, so much more than that, a polymath, a value seeker, a man who, I think, at all times we'll want to know the Vig. Whatever it is, okay? Whatever the situation is, Bud has put odds on it. If Bud were at the Battle of Agincourt,

he would have sized up the bows and gone, I got inside information. The British are going to pull this off. Okay, I got, I got 50 large on them. You might want to go ahead and go against the next month. Wait till Bud's kids start going to, like, field day in elementary school. I brought a pike.

That's a better his environment. Swinging a morning star. Just Bud at the Battle of Midway going, I think we're going to find those carriers. That's like plus 6,500 right now on that line. Go ahead and take it. Go ahead and take it. I trust the torpedo bombers, okay?

They're good. Fundamentally, the Japanese, it's crap. It's all crap. I would like time traveling bud, betting on events. Bud is maybe the only one of us who I think is possibly dialing down his real self on the internet. And is even more that in real life. And I say that with nothing but admiration. He is a national treasure.

Just bud at Ford's Theater. 1865, so we're going, why are you at this play? You got to think about how this is going to affect. You got to think this is going to affect the next election. We've got to work on the bench here. But here's the thing, Bud would wager in Lincoln's downfall, but he's not going to watch the play. No, he's going to be at home betting on other shit.

He's at home, no, he's, or he's there, but he's on his fablet. Yeah, that has like Degera types on it. This is like when Bud bets on Pack 12 games and people say, well, did you see how the team looked? No, why the fuck would I watch the Pac-12? No. I already did my research. The Pact 12 is post-television.

Yes. It's a new kind of content. Have they considered that as a selling point because it's cheaper the cable? It's meta-programming. What happens? We just tell you what happened, kind of. Maybe dots.

Maybe they should do X's and O's like those dot diagrams, right? I watch that. I would watch somebody moving figures around. Jason, we're going to pioneer this. We're just going to take Warhammer. figures and in real time move them around aboard to show them what happened on any given play. Yeah, now that you said that someone

is going to suggest to us, did you know that there are mini-figs of football? Oh, football. Yeah, I know. We don't play that. Yeah, we're not going to do that. No blood bowl. No, we already told you what we're going to do. Yeah, we're going to go ahead and mock up Oregon State versus Stanford in a late November game

with a series of let's see, space fundamentalists and orcs. That's what we're going to do. I do think you should put one Utah. Put one mat liner in your army. Like the rest can be existing Warhammer. Like a matliner figure.

Yes, one mat liner. Is he like the Joker? Yeah. Unclear. Yeah. We just need a mat liner. They're like, I'm just trying to help up my teammates here. Yep. For the Imperium. So back to odds.

Bud is, Bud's taught me a lot in life. And one of the things he taught me is that if you're, if you're gambling, you want to find an information, overall information poor environment where you're information rich. So consequently, I learned that you can gamble on many things that one thought not possible from an amateur or naive gambling perspective. College baseball was among one of the first because college baseball is truly, I was, I don't want to say the basement of the gambling. That's not, that's not what he, college baseball is not what he recommended. No, no, no, no, it is not. um but little league world series yes just to be clear yes if we really want to go back to where this conversation started like if we're gonna i was gonna be honest about bud's

no just come up and say it i would give a limb for that initial conversation where bud is like 17 layers deep into and we're all just kind of leaning in that kid looks kind of hot and grumpy well i'm gonna be better than every team today this is also um roger possibly accidentally better on like an English, like, fourth division team to get relegated. Yeah. And then it cashed. I love it. It would be another former colleague of ours, Roger Sherman, who last night in a moment of, I think, very honest.

Existential crisis. Very, very honest and open existential crisis said, I may have been the only person betting on certain sporting events in the world. Which, which is, we found out is actually true because of, because of news emerging from Iowa, Iowa State and Alabama. this week. Yes, because Alabama fired their

baseball coach, Brad Bowhannon. If you told me that Alabama's baseball coach had a name, Brad Bowhannon would have been like in my top five first guesses. Easily. Brand Bo Hannan. They fired him regarding

suspicious wagering activity surrounding Alabama baseball games, and then that led to Ohio, New Jersey, and Pennsylvania all halting all bets on the team's games. This is the manager of the team. So this is after, essentially, after finding out that Alabama's pitcher,

finding out and or determining that Alabama's pitcher wouldn't be going that night, he bets against his team against LSU and they lose. And I forget exactly who he bet with, but they announced that like, well, there was only one bet on that game, so. and he bet via someone was standing in Ohio on the phone talking to him okay coach I'm placing the bet against your team now not just not just in Ohio no no but in the Cincinnati Red Stadium which is on Pete Roseway it's what he would have wanted said they went to church that's that

all crime is legal and Pete Roseway that's right that is whole lasting an enterprise if you're going to send up a prayer make sure you you do it from the Vatican baby that's what was going on here um betting against like previously I'd never heard of a manager betting against their own team

Pete Rose had bet on his own team multiple times but always see and I think that should be legal betting on yourself well this yeah this is I mean betting on yourself great who gives a shit like you know why shouldn't you bet on yourself

reinstate Calvin Ridley and giving back to the Falcons might I add but like yeah yeah I love the history of point point shaving in college sports because it just it pops up every 10 15 20 years that we've had a significant point shaving scandal now uh Toledo was in like 06 uh there was Auburn basketball in like 2012 um there was San Diego or something yeah you have San Diego in like 2009 um there was Arizona State of course had the biggest one in the 90s Boston College in like 79 uh and then there was a bunch

of basketball ones in the 50s and 60s. But yeah, it's like, we, that was all at top of the head, by the way. Thank you, round of applause. Post and brain. I just love, I just love that, like, we can't make it go away. It's probably only going to happen more and more now

because you can gamble on your fucking phone. Yeah, which even pros with very specific rules about where one can and can't gamble still get wrong. James and Williams was not gambling on himself or the Lions but did place a bet from the Lions facility and that got him a six game suspension

from the NFL this season this goes well beyond that I can't imagine by the way how dumb you have to be to do this like when you go hey man I'm never going to make any money how am I going to get a job a guy named Brad Bohannon who placed a bet against his own team on the phone

and making it the only single end to bet on said game and did it on the phone to somebody at a baseball park against his own team was making like 400, 500 grand. We don't know the size of the bet, do we? Was it 400 or 500 grand? If so, it was not worth it. The thing is, yeah, yeah, not worth it is a big factor. Like, there is, like, a bet that very few people are in on is not going to have a very big limit. Like, they're not going to let you bet $10 million if you're the only person betting on the game. Like, it was probably

three or four figures, something like that. This is always the hole in bond plots, right? When they say, well, the single one. The single one. Otherwise, airtight machines, all of them. The schemes never work because there's always like one single better, right?

Like, yes, I'll bet against it in the markets. Like, they won't see the bet that says gold finger on it. This is obvious supervillain bet. um this couldn't possibly have been worth it for brad bohannon but not the only activity this week none uh there is an ongoing investigation at the university of iowa and uh iowa state uh suspicious wagering jointly announced like it's a fucking academic consortium yeah yeah we we are laying

down arms standing together as one at last because i our student athletes are making a little money on the side. So you know what, so Iowa players are in an interesting position here. Hmm. Because the, there is a number that everyone is going to be tracking this college football season. That number is 325, which is the number of points that Brian Ferrence must score in order to keep his job. That's across the regular season games and the bowl game that he has to make, right? Did we ever figure out that included field?

goals the it does it includes it includes defensive points delightful so there are dozens of young men

who have cell phones and internet connectivity otherwise who are directly in charge of whether Brian Farrant

scores 325 points this season so like just hammering the under I'm not here to tell anybody how to live

but I am reminded of the year when a Tennessee fraternity printed out of Crompton shirts and handed them out to the student section and was told to collect them because it was an NCAA violation. And there was a small but vocal movement at the school

to continue releasing them so that Crompton would be ruled and eligible. I'm just saying, Iowa players, you have a chance to do something really interesting here. Yeah. So the Iowa and Iowa State. investigation. I'm reading from the ESPN News Report at this point. It involves 26 athletes across five sports, at least at Iowa. At Iowa State, it's 15 athletes across three sports. And but it is unclear if this, it looks like none of this is necessarily about them betting on their own sports at all. It's that they may just have bet on sports writ large.

Yeah, I don't think it's been established exactly what they bet on. But the NCAA rule is basically, if you play football, you can't bet on any level of football. If you, yes. And I think you can't gamble at all. Is that restricted to other sports, though? Okay, that was, yeah. I don't think you can, if you are an NCAA athlete, I think technically you're not supposed to be in a March Madness pool, or whether or not you're a basketball player.

I think, like, gambling as a whole is completely supposed to be off the table, at least. Yes, NCAA rules prohibit athletes, coaches, and staff from betting on amateur collegiate and professional sports in which the NCAA conducts a championship. So technically, you can bet on any sport that doesn't have an NCAA championship. That's what it is. So, so, does that technically include the top, like, FBS football? I think so. That's not, the NCAA doesn't run that championship, right?

they don't know that yeah they they uh they wave a little uh they they rubber stamp it but yeah they have nothing to do with it that is an excellent legal legal uh mastermind yeah yeah example of yours ryan the degree finally paid off you should definitely follow that advice and you won't get in any trouble give it a shot though that's really fucking good yeah they don't there is no trophy that says NCAA division one fbs national champion right there's an ap champion there's a college football playoff champion but there is no rule that says says you can't gamble on college football playoff sports. Ryan, take the Tennessee bar again real quick and let's make us some offseason money.

Okay, sure, no problem. So what we'll do is... These fine kids. Take the Iowa bar and we will have all these players bet on not only the under in every Iowa game, but they can also rig the national title. They can also jump in on that... What was it? There's a stat.

It's like 8% of national title betters are taking Colorado plus big number. Correct. That is the betting news, I think, is more important this week, frankly. I don't know. Colorado's big number. I don't know if that or the number of players shuffling in and out of Boulder is the bigger number. Yeah. Colorado, which at some sports books, has 250 to one odds to win the national title.

Nowhere in near big enough. According to this article in Yahoo Sports, ranks sixth in bets taken. on who will win the college football playoff behind Michigan, Alabama, Ohio State, Georgia, and LSU. People hate money. Okay, I'm not a gambler. Is there a way specifically for me to just bet against the people betting on Colorado? To short Colorado. I wish.

I really wish. Yeah, you're not going to get a great payoff from it, but sure, you can. Emotionally, I feel like it'll be really satisfying. Yeah. I mean Well let's let's you know what Let's play the game Because there is one argument

In favor of Colorado pulling this off And that is They do have the schedule to do it Because they start on the road at TCUs And then they host Nebraska They have to play Oregon They have to play USC They end the year with Utah

Like, they play UCLA. This isn't the schedule to do it. No, no, no, no, no. I'm not saying this is a schedule full of wins. I'm saying, if Colorado went, there would be no argument that Colorado belongs in the playoffs. Yeah. Oh, no, no, no, no. I just mean this is not a situation where this is, I'm saying, this is the opposite of.

Ryan, you scared Spencer. I was like, damn, Ryan is fucked up. No, no, no. Yeah, yeah. Fuck TCU. Fuck Oregon. No, no, no, no, no. I'm just saying...

Brab time! Brab time! We're calling it right here, right now. USC, you're going down. In the extremely unlikely event that Colorado runs the stable, which they're not... In the event of a water landing. I'm saying... I mean, there was Sully, I guess.

The schedule to do it would be like playing absolutely fucking nobody. That would be the schedule to do it. Are you a Sully Truther? He didn't land to play. If you, if Colorado had nobody. like are you worried that everybody would look at it and be like ah you're you're trash and you didn't play anybody so you're getting left out of the playoff you can't you can't win the national championship power conference team going

13 no they're fine okay I mean but you say Colorado had nobody but by time this this airs they might literally have nobody who knows yeah the schedule to me is kind of an immaterial argument I might I might check in in between our stints at coaching San Diego State we have all played for the Colorado Buffaloes? I think it's important. My only advice to you, the listener at this point, is I think you should sit down now in May. Singular listener.

And decide, yeah, it's Gerald. Hey, Gerald. How's it going? I think you should sit down and decide how much do I want to think and talk about Colorado in 2023 and set a limit and try to stick to it? Because if there's one thing that's going to be challenged this year, it's how much you want to think and talk about. Colorado. Doesn't matter how good they are. Doesn't matter what their game, what happens in their games. It's just, oh boy, we're probably going to talk about Colorado more than we talk about,

I don't mean the four of us. Oh. I mean like the college football world writ large. Maybe more than whoever wins the Pac-12. I mean, I think the one of the best examples is, uh, I think ESPN's two, like, most televised spring games were Colorado and Alabama. I think that's right. And Colorado was the only one that did significant attendance numbers. Like, oh, you know, noteworthy attendance numbers. Yeah. The only one anyone watched or talked about or anything.

Last year, they were neck in neck with Iowa for most fascinating team in the country. This year, they've having one of the most fascinating off seasons ever. I'm opting into a lot of Colorado content. I acknowledge all choices, but I think it is important that you sort of like decide where you're at with that now. I'm at the silver level of interest. Right. The time you get free with the credit card, basically.

I mean, I'm going to, yeah, but I'm going to get for usage, right? I'm not going to buy in, but I'm definitely going to use it enough where they're like, sir, you're silver medallion status. That's where I'm going to be. so I'm going to pay that much attention which I think is probably watching I'm gonna put it over under I always say over three games

I'm gonna watch over three you think you're gonna watch more than three Colorado games in aggregate I don't know about four but I'm definitely gonna watch more than three I'll get like three and a half it you don't you flip over

they might be a second screen team for me on multiple weekends okay they are they don't appear they have one Friday game but it's versus Stanford See, like, that's in, right? Like, you're going to, like, pay a little...

That's in? Well, yeah, because it'll be... You'll be on in the background. I'm not going to stay... You're counting background. You're counting background. They have a Friday game at Wazzo. He's counting second screen, which I think is cheating.

I think at least you have to take a frack. Like, it can't be... That can't count... Okay, wait, hang on. You want that to add up to a quarter? Let me know you down. Real quick. When you say second screen,

we're going to stipulate here that it has to be on a television screen Okay Like it can be on the smaller TV Okay In the game day set up But when you stay

When you say second screen This is not like setting it On a laptop on the ottoman And putting your feet on it Like It has to be up there somewhere That will probably All right

I'll say this It'll probably happen three times Place of prominence Okay I can honestly say That'll probably happen three times That TCU game I'm going to be watching for a murder

Okay That's pretty much what I'll be watching Mayport That's the most competition I would argue you, but that's fine. I love murders. That, I'm definitely going to have that on. In addition

to that, I'll probably watch Colorado, Oregon. And I'll probably, you know what? I always watch a little bit. So I'll get fractional points for Colorado, Colorado State, because I don't know, that rival, like one of eight people who loves, yeah, I'm like one of eight people who loves that rivalry game. I will watch Colorado, Nebraska. Yeah, same. Fuck yeah.

That's the one right there. That's not the line. Like, if Nebraska can't win this one, like, oh, man, it's going to be bad. That's the home debut. That's like, it's, and it's the rivalry in Nebraska. There's so much optimism. Wait, do you guys want to go? 40 years not wanting to. To the Colorado Nebraska game?

Yeah, you want to go? September 9th. Look at your face. Look at your face. Yeah, okay. Ryan, you're thinking about it. Can I talk, can I try to talk to you to another one down the road? Don't interrupt.

This is my thing. Okay. I reserve, I want to think on it. Is that an okay answer? Today is May 9th. I'll say it was already on my list. There we got. Thank you, Jason.

It's exactly, you have four months. Yeah. Okay. I will give you an answer in one month. How about that? All right. All right. Time to mount a campaign.

Wait, wait, where is the game? In Colorado. It's in Colorado. Oh, thank God. Okay, God. I was like, what did I just get myself into? That's fine. That'd be a beautiful game, man.

I am definitely going to watch Who is Florida playing that week that I don't want to watch? There's probably us. The schedule's all weird. I'm definitely going to watch at least part of Colorado, Utah. Because I'm a bad person. I don't know if you will at that point. Oh, Florida's playing with me state.

I have that one. I have had that one circles for a while as a time when a heavy object is going to land with great force on something which cannot resist. Oh, Tennessee has Austin P. Yeah, fuck that. We're going to Colorado. Okay. Tennessee, Florida is the next week. I don't have to talk about that.

The way Google is structuring this, by the way, is that with a comma for some reason. And it's a little scary when you see the Tennessee Florida game listed as September 16th, comma, 23. I'm like, no, we're not doing this twice in a row. No, no, no, no, no, no. Through. We're playing for eight days. Once is more than enough. It's a campaign, a siege campaign. We hope to have the game concluded by day eight.

We have already built into the schedule the possibility that something real stupid is going to happen in this game because we know you people. I'm going to ask a question that I'm going to regret. Holly, are you not at this point, like, not that worried about this particular year of that game? Like, are you worried about this Florida Tennessee game in the way that you usually are? It's not a worry. Like, I am right on that generational divide of people who think that Alabama, is the primary rival and people who think that Florida is the primary rival, just barely over on the Bama side. But my argument with the Florida game, and Spencer and I have had this

conversation for many years is that in general, I don't think anybody comes out of it happy. Like, there's always some, there's so many unforced errors and referee shenanigans and literal 9-11 one year. And, I mean, Casey Clausen won that game because of 9-11. I don't see how, like, even in winning, I'm never... Dalibon! Even in winning, I'm never particularly happy after that game. Are you guys? We all just look stupid.

Maybe it's because it's so early in the year and the stakes are so high, but both teams just look stupid. I'm not going to answer the question because my feelings are deeply broken at this point in the calendar, and so I can't really... I mean, last year was funny, but it's, I don't think it's ever, and again, I think because it's so often week three I don't think it's ever anybody's best game I don't like it I don't like it

I would prefer not to watch it instead if you want you can watch Colorado Colorado State so perfect yeah it's just an option and then I'm gonna watch and then I'll watch Utah absolutely hand blast them

absolutely what handblastic spell that drop a ham on them oh that's not what I yeah beat him with a ham hand blast it you know you know

you know what we haven't really considered given the let's call it Revolving Door that is the Colorado roster whoever is in charge for updating this webpage that's, oh man no rest of fucking weary. Is Mike McIntyre still up there?

Basically that whoever is opening the roster is basically fucking blogging. Yes. They should have hired somebody for that. All right. Here's one thing I really appreciate. This is where I wish we still had look yet. When you go down to the football coaching staff section of Colorado's official page,

it has everybody, you know, it's like, for instance, Sean Lewis, offensive coordinator slash quarterbacks, Tim Brewster, assistant coach slash tight-downs. Tim Brewster, still? Yeah, Tim Brewster. That's Tim Brewster's bio still? Yeah, yes, that's, every year you're sort of to discover where Tim Brewster is. Yeah.

This is what it says. He's like crab grass. Dion, open quote. Coach Prime, close quote, Sanders. That's the name that it's listed. Yeah. It doesn't have a TM? Thunderbirds Kingsley.

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No, no. I was thinking Quidditch is on the, quidditch is on the bill, right? Is there an NCAA? Well, hold on. There's not. There's not a championship. I mean, you can do e-sports. Oh, no.

Oh. Yikes. I had not considered that. Which Esports has had some of the most, you have to explain them to get to exactly why they're so egregious. Like you have to take a couple of steps, but like they've had some of the most egregious cheating scandals

I have ever seen in any sport. How do you, okay, how do you cheat in an esport in an era removed from Game Genie? Kind of like Game Genie. some people put code like you find like glitching glitching codes like some like codes are definitely a thing uh sim screen watching screen uh sometimes the game cheats game cheating they don't want me to be great the computer as always is cheating okay yeah um you can do there there's all sorts of like coding issues. Like at one point, at one point, I believe an Indian team was competing and the guy clicked over and it was like, he clicked a tab over and it was a list of code that was like

cheat code that you could just paste in to the code of the game. He clicked and like, it's important to label your work. And the best is that the judge just comes over and like unplugs his computer. Like, just imagine if the ref in the middle of a game knew you were cheating so hard that they They just took the ball away from you. Took your helmet. Yeah, just here. Just walked over and untied your shoes. Do you remember when we were doing the episode about getting in fights you shouldn't get in?

Yeah. And my buddy had a dad who was in the Air Force. And I think when he was like 15 or something, they were playing basketball on the driver or something. And my friend Nate took a swing at his dad. And his dad, who was like GI fighter pilot, looked at him, shook his head, turned his back on him well within arms Reese and just walked back into the house like sadly shaking its head I'd rather you knock me out

yeah that's so sad but yeah go ahead I was just going to say if you want betting irregularities sim racing e-sports all of that

you can bet on college students can bet on eve online you can bet on hostile space takeovers that sounds fun is that a game that's it yeah yeah it's basically hostile space takeovers um

where, like, people regularly lose, like, $10,000 in real money because they didn't log on in time. It's really, I don't ever play it, but it's awesome stuff to read about. Yeah. College students, you can bet on pro wrestling. You can bet on, uh, oh, you can bet. Dare the NCAA to stop you. How do you do, then they will start, they will launch a NCAA pro wrestling championship. Finally a sport Iowa can win

If I couldn't make it more abundantly clear I know fuck all about gambling How do you bet on something that's scripted If we don't know the script Mm-hmm Yeah people bet on the Oscars, right? Yeah But

Those are protected by Pricewaterhouse and Cooper Though people bet on fucking Do basketball games, huh? Like a lot more people have to know about That scripted Yeah Shh We can't say it in a finish service

It's still real to me Damn it. Yeah. Actually, betting on WWE scripts, even if you had the script in your hand. Yeah, Vince is just going to rip it up the script. That would still be a while bet because the guy who's in charge of the WWE might just change the script at the last second anyway.

I guess it's different than the Oscars to me in my head because a lot more people know what's going to happen in terms of like the size of the production team in a wrestling less than know about the Oscars. Yeah. Not necessarily a whole bunch. Sometimes even the announcers don't know Some announcers just prefer to go in blind And react to what actually happens

Oh interesting because they feel like they do it better When it's not like anticipated? Yeah Okay The WWE is actually personally invested Like business-wise in being gambleable Like they're currently trying to demonstrate To like state gambling commissions or whatever

Like see we're as trustworthy as the Oscars blah blah blah Is it like little baby prop bets and shit? Like, you know, a number of stitches it's going to take to sew up somebody's face or something? No, it's like winners and losers. Like, it's like the most easily rigged shit. Guys, I know this just doesn't like me, but it's possible I'm overthinking this. I know. No, I'm saying you're coming at this from the point of logic and reason.

Yeah, that's my problem. Yeah, that's the issue here. It's like, I agree. It makes no sense. Okay. But that's the beauty of the. American spirit is you could like a gambling commission could come out and say hey this is rigged the outcome is predetermined like you are not betting on something that and people be like

yeah that's why I know what it is don't you tell me don't you tell me what's predetermined you don't choose my fate oh my god John Calvin fuck you yeah fuck John Calvin bet on wrestling that's going on my goddamn there is a merch item merch item I'm tattoo That's a tattoo on the way. Speaking of, hey, speaking of merch items, can I do a quick podcast business? Sure. Podcast business.

Go. It's a little bump theme. It's a little bump theme for you. Okay. Snackable. I got it. I like it. By the time you guys hear this,

it will be Wednesday. May 10th. The Charity Bowl kicks off Monday. May 15th. We say none shall know the hour. Here's your tiny little warning of the hour. We are running a couple weeks late this year due to life things on both ends of the team, and everything else is going to work exactly the way it used to. You may have heard in the news last week that the victim of the shooting in Midtown Atlanta was a New American Pathways employee. She was an alum of Emery and Georgia State, and at the moment we are trying to figure out a way

to honor her work and her time with new AP because she was there at the very beginning of this strange contraption that we have built back when we thought 25 grand was a really good take for a week. So we're trying to figure out some way to kind of celebrate her. Poo, I should have written something down. Anyway, charity bill's coming. Get your wallets ready. Can I ask a insensitive, unrelated question?

Please do. what harms are we visiting upon Spencer in the form of stretch goals? Okay, so, I would like to open this up to the shutdown voicemail line for the next five days. I'm so glad you asked, because Spencer still has not fulfilled, for the first time ever, Spencer has not fulfilled a stretch goal from a couple years ago, and that was drinking one beer for every thousand dollars that we went over our stretch goal. Now, if you go back to the end of that year's charity bowl, you will find that Ryan and I developed a perfectly lovely plan

wherein at the live show we would buy beers for listeners and every beer that a listener drank would count against his total. And Spencer said, no, I don't want to do that. And to date, I think has drunk three against his total. So clearly we, clearly he is ungovernable to us. We are open to, we are open to many ideas for what to give him this year. I will warn you, however, though, that for the second year in a row, the stretch goal is a million. So you better make it good.

704, S-O-L-C-A-S-T, that's 704 soul cast, hail to Rod, the sun god. Sound off in the comments. Don't, Twitter's weird right now. You can put it in Twitter. We might not see it. Spencer, what are your broad limits that you'd like to apply to the stretch goal? I would like to, one, have it be something I can do without destroying my liver or metabolism. Okay.

We had a plan for that and you said no. Again, we'll engage that at one point. Not now. See you down the road, can. Like an angel investor. Sorry if you don't understand business. I don't. Yeah.

So that is really my goal. I would like to do that in a manner that would be that I could do and that I haven't duplicated. So like, no tattoos, no cheese. Basketball is off the table. I still think it should be basketball. No.

I still think it should be basketball. I think this is a stupid limit. Nope. Listen, you could be like, hey, listen, at gunpoint, I'll be like, is golf on the table? Listeners, I'll work on him. Golf?

Is golf on the table? Yeah. That's fine. Okay. but if golf is on the table then if golf is fine with it then if you're fine with playing golf why is that a good stretch goal oh no i to be clear i will a million dollars raised for re-settlement in georgia and you won't play a fucking game of horse a million dollars to play horse yes that was the original bet not even horse i just wanted to shoot jumpers this isn't even

I thought we were playing worse. No, I'm not even going to make him do anything hard. You had that, you had that chance. It's full court now. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no. Price of the bricks gone up.

No. A million dollars. And just to be clear, I will fucking hate a round of golf with every atom in my body. When is the last time you played a round of golf? I might have been 12. All right. I think this is a decent. I agree it might not be.

And the over, the over under. He agreed to it. It's so readily that I don't think it makes a good stretch goal. So here is the argument I will make why I think it has potential. Here's my argument. I'm the one who's doing all the goddamn work at this thing and you can play basketball. You're right. All you are is famous.

But basketball is constrained in certain ways. Whereas golf, when you're bad at it. Is it? There's no infinite. There's no potential end to the score that I could have. Yes, like. I could just be a, I could be so bad. Spencer has the potential to have to play golf for six and a half hours

if he's bad enough at it, which I maintain he might be. Also, let's note, playing golf doesn't necessarily refer to a normal outing of playing. There's a lot you can do within the two words, the noun and the verb, playing golf. Spencer plays a round of golf and whoever wants to could show up with super, But you can't shoot server, who will be playing with Spencer. No, you have to shoot Spencer. And server will be every minute of it as well. Every hour of it.

I agree. I agree with this. Why does the server have to get hurt? He doesn't have to, but I feel like somebody has to supervise Spencer. Like, if you just say, hey, Spencer, you go play teen holes, and we'll see you when you're done. My dad will take him, but not if there are super-supers and balls. If Spencer is playing a round of golf, like me and Richard are both going. Great.

Love it. And, okay, take Hartzl too so he can feel good about something. Oh, no. No, he's not invited. Hartzell, Hartzl doesn't show up for golf appointment. Wait, what? Okay, I'm a couple weeks behind. What happened?

You got to listen to. You got to listen to the tease. I didn't mean to step in whatever that is. No, it's okay. I think it's, I think, like, as in many things, Hartzl's in the wrong. Yeah, he's a pariah. Who? I'm not a movie guy

server what is that I like this Richard Serber Spencer outing I think that's good why are you gonna do that to them they're gonna fucking hate this no we're not I think if you know going in

like what it's going it's different if you just get paired with some I like the idea of watching Richard beat the shit out of y'all at golf because Richard's actually good yeah oh yeah no no he is he would be the only one that would be good do we have okay we need to force them. Do we have one other person who's like, Alex, Kershner is the answer. Yeah, Kersner. Oh, God. Yep, because this just got good. Here's the worst. Alex, Alex, Alex, wait, what if Alex is Spencer's

coach? Alex will make the mistake of being encouraged. I know. He's going to be encouraging. He's going to be encouraging. You know, Spencer, I notice your head, like, you're picking your head up. Alex is, fuck off. Okay, Alex is responsible for every, so if we make Alex personally, like, fiscally responsible for every stroke that Spencer goes over par. That means Alex can coach him the entire time. I also think we should like, what can we make Spencer wear to this golf outing? Oh, that won't be a problem. Kilt.

Florida State Polo? No, Florida State Kilt. Florida State Polo, white pants, wingtips, smoke the entire time. This is where I say, I learned to play golf at Florida State before shanking a ball directly into a passing minivan. here's the other thing too I have to go wide right I've been lifting

if you say what I if you go where I think you're going with this I'm going to jump over this level did he just say I've been lifting no no he's concerned that he's not going to be able to get a good swing because he's too swall no no no I have no flexibility I have no flexibility that doesn't matter why why do you think that's making me less interested in this stretch goal

John Daly looks flexible to you he is no look at him no he's like wait he's surprised You're going to be flexible once we hit the fucking stretch goal. That's why it's called a stretch goal. Thank you. Charles Barkley is not flexible enough for golf. That's the problem the whole time.

I bet we can get Charles Barkley. Where do we do this, Chattanooga? What do you think you're going to shoot? Sub-130? No. Not sub-130. All right. We're going for bowling scores?

No, I think it's... Also, you're not going to practice before then, right? I know, but I'm just asking. I am confident. I am confident if we gave him six months and said, prepare as much as you want. He wouldn't fucking touch a club. Does top golf count?

Wait, you've played top golf plenty of times. Yeah, but that's top golf. That's not this. Yeah, that's not going to help him that much, I don't think. It won't. It won't. Because top golf, it's basically like hockey. You're just trying to like, you know.

Then why are you worried about your flexibility if you can hit a top golf ball without issue? Oh, I can't. Listen, I'm going to have to play old man golf. I'm going to have to get out there in a pair of ill-fitting white linen shorts and sit there and chop at it. Fortunately, golf has never been played or enjoyed by senior citizens, so. Never, it's a young man's game. That's why I'm already out of it. I still say basketball.

Yeah. Look, look, if I thought he would do basketball, I agree with you. I'm not going to, though. If I start bullying him now and don't let him up for the next month. No, it's off. That's off. How about we combine the two sports? Lacrosse.

you have to play lacrosse against Jane just wreck me yeah that's the point yeah I mean I will I will do for charity I would do golf but I will be mad as a wet hand from the go

I will not be a pleasant person that's the business value that's the entire experience people are paying for like I will be pissed off and Alex Kirchner will say you know I thought that was a really good shot and I'll throw a call back It's important to center your mind

in a positive manner I think to me the thing is we need to find a course that we're not trying to put on a tournament, to be clear, but we need to find a course that if we got 50 people to show up and follow the group and cheer and, like, yell the whole

time. I think the answer to this tiger on Sunday. Yes. Taliban tracker. Just a sea of people behind Spencer as he walks up the fairway. He shuts the ball five yards and ahead of him.

And that's just to stop and start as they go. The whole crowd looks like bumper to bumper traffic. By the time the time the people in front, at the back catch up, the people at the front of our stop walking. Yeah, if we got a crowd to watch Spencer play 18 holes of course. People are dropping left and right. I'm actually having.

I got to be up early tomorrow over this. No laying up babies, call me. We'll find a place. We will find a place. No, I'm, like, kind of getting high-be. Like, I'm actually, like, suffering a stress reaction to the father. See, I told you this had potential. Spencer, this only works if the community raises a million dollars.

I'm so unhappy with you right now. I'll be in the crowd, man. I'll be holding up the quiet sign. I'll be home of the quiet sign for the calorie. Spencer Hall beat to death for charity after attacking crowd of 50. Also, it's golf. So a whole bunch of media people you don't even like are going to turn up. Oh, my God.

Oh, damn. This is going to roll. No, I hate that. I really. Can we do basketball? Yes. You heard him. There we go.

We sure can. We did it. We did it. That did not come out of my mouth. We're not doing basketball. You have to play horse against Danny Werfel. Nope. That would be fine because I don't know.

I'd come out of it a better person. Yeah. But it's not going to happen. Once again, we gave you a palatable option. And you were like, no, thank you. Oh, it sucks so bad. Yeah. You got.

So you guys need to, like, $999,000. I love that. It's already this fad. And all we've established is golf. Like, someone's going to call in with some absurd parameters that make this way worse. Oh, you know who the first phone call is going to be after this to make this worse for you. Who? You know who?

No, I don't. Who? You're the worst improv partner on the planet. No, I don't know. Okay. Well, it'll be a surprise then. Okay. You're such an idiot.

Greg Norman Yeah That's it A live shark A live shark Can we How far south do we have to How far south do we have to go to get

Like pretty much the guarantee That a crocodile is going to be on the course A crocodile? Not sorry The other one Australia A crocodile I agree

I agree with Holly. I mean, pretty much any Florida course will do it. I don't know about if we have to... But, like, how far into Florida do we have to get? Like, would Jacksonville area occur? Oh, yeah, yeah. No, they've got, no. Yeah, North Florida, actually South Georgia have a year?

Yeah, South Georgia will get you, yeah. Okay. Oh, I don't want to go to Valdasta. Never mind. Yeah. I immediately shank this idea. Just bring a Gator. Just bring it.

Yeah. I don't think you have to wear a Florida State polo. I think you have to wear one of those shirts that's like, if it goes left, it's a shank. right, it's a hook. If it goes straight, it's a miracle. Look, we've got to find you one of those. Just a little too short. Well, curiously enough, when I

Google Florida State Kilt, the first thing that comes up is Tennessee Volunteer Orange Tartan Kilt. Huh. So, that's available. $60. Huh, a bargain. A bargain at twice the price. I got to be honest. I thought a Tennessee

Tartan coat would cost more than $60. It's probably polyester. Hold on. Ah, Tennessee volunteer orange tart and kilt can be used for both casual and formal event of life. Of course it can. It's acrylic wool. Nice. That's what you won in Florida.

Doing sports. Spencer, just so you know. Kilt length range from 17 inch to 42 inch. Get the big quilt. Get the Jinko Kilt. No, schoolgirls. tap the schoolgirl it get the sweeping

suffocated heat of the day up under there make sure it's out there can we go floor length denim skirt and kids no you just make me play it a pair of junkos

oh we're back to this again that's not how you say that yeah this has been established no one on earth besides you has ever said it that way just made me play in a pair of those oh god it'd be so hot

I fucking hate this well do you want that or do you want like Japanese poster. Hold on. I'm going to drop something into the chat real quick here. I think this is going to help. Okay.

Oh, Ryan, your wife does help. I love the URL. This is going to help. Look in his face. He kind of looks like you. These are 50 inch jinkos, folks. These things are so,

these things are so enormous. These jeans cost $225. The back pocket. The back pocket. Oh, my God. The back pocket. It descends from the butt cheek all the way to halfway through the calf. You could put fire extinguishers in those backpockets.

I can put my clubs in there. Oh, Spencer, that's a fabulous idea. Thank you for contributing to the discourse. That is what you'll be doing. The bottoms of these jeans are wider than the shoulders of the young man wearing them. Each leg, mine. Yeah, this is like a ball gown. The fact that there's a size chart for this item defies them.

It doesn't fucking mean. matter we know which number you're here for it's 50 yeah you could put like a jerebole of champagne into each one of those back there's so many images as if as if i yeah i feel like as if you didn't get the idea from the first one from the first uh image what you were getting here this is this is the move like if you play 18 rounds of golf in these fucking mega jinkos and those jeans i'm gonna read By the way, these cost $225 dollars. Yeah, it's a lot of fabric. Yeah, a million dollars is a lot of money.

You're buying a tent. You're buying four jeans. Ryan or Serber, were you ever Jinko's guys? No. No. Server. No. Okay.

Let me read you the description of this product. A massive 50 inch bottom opening. 50 inch to life. The famous convict ball and chain embroidery on the back right pocket. Sure. sure sure sure what you really need to do is read the reviews yes nine of them do nine people yeah

and they are here's the thing you think any of these people know each other I've said it so long I am truly impressed with the quality heft and strength of these jeans here's a quote from another review these are very thick monsters that I have no doubt will last many years.

I am going to want to wear these for many years, he said, with the blush of hope. He said, in 1999. You could walk through a brush fire in these and be fine. Totally unburned. You'd put it out because you'd smother the fire. It couldn't get me air. The wind. Get me the Chinco squad.

Hey, some 41 just broke up. Show some respect. Man. Seriously. The women's cut of a similar model, the, the Camilla, the back pocket starts like basically the knee. These are fascinating. I got to tell you. These look like a visual puzzle, like an Escher poster.

Yeah. Yeah, this is, if Chat GBT was like, I don't know, jeans, this is what it would come up with. Okay, truth in advertising, these are jeans. like there's a lot of jeans here these are some jeans that yeah these are the jeans you carry to make more jeans out of later

so are we okay that this is the starting bid for challenges that people leave on the voicemail is Spencer playing 18 holes with server and Richard wearing the jinkos wearing and Alex wearing the super jinkos with as many people as the golf course will allow trailing them at every pace can you just shoot me in the leg

yes yeah no one will know because we'll be wearing big ass jinkos how are we going to find where your leg is inside these jingos we can shoot you in the pants but no promise is beyond that I've been shot right in the jeans

but I'm fine I'm impressed with the heft and bulletproofness of these jeans this is a good start or you can play basketball by yourself playing basketball ball in a big 1990s Chris Weber shorts.

Yeah, and a Taz shirt. Yeah, all I have to do is Adam Sandler still dresses like this right now. It's fine. He fucking balls, baby. Taz Charlotte Hornets shirt. Yeah. Oh, would you get a Taz tattoo?

For a million bucks, yeah, I'd get a Tass tattoo. Okay, just making sure. He'd probably do that for $100. A thousand. Taz and Jinkos. Yeah. This is like the, you know, his legs are tornadoes. B.L. Zippozo, time.

Yeah. Think of the friction. I'm going to be so uncomfortable. Yeah, man. We tried to make this easy on you. Yeah, yeah, this basketball's still not. Could have just shot a few hoops. Nope.

Okay. That's fine. Nope. Holly, what's the number again? 7.0. Shoot, 7.4. Did I say 704 earlier? Because I'm pretty sure it's 706. Try both. Server, what's the area?

code. It's 704, right, SoulCath? Folks, grab your phone and start the punching. I don't know. Find an area code in Charlotte. It starts with 70. Go S-O-L-C-A-S-T. I'm checking.

Yeah. Yes, it is 704, S-O-L-C-A-S-T with your ideas for Spencer Stretch School. Listen, I believe in you, listeners, and I'm excited to hear. what you have to offer, I think we have set the bar very high at this point. And I'm not going to be mad if all of your ideas also include the 50 inch junkos. Not only is the bar high, Spencer's belt line is very low. Very, very low. That's my other favorite thing is that these only come in two inseams. 30 and 32. That's it. That's beautiful, man. My legs are so short, I'm going to look like toad.

I don't even I know what you're wearing on top. Just see, I'm going to Google going to make you a little hat. Jinko's toad. It's a big hat.

He's going to have meat in it. It's a gigantic hat. It's going to cover your scalp with deli turkey and put a hat over it. I can't believe. The internet has the internet is really low on Jinkgo's toad images.

Got to change that. Jincode. stater toad he was a skater toad oh skater toad is much more he hit eight balls into a lake you're going to have fun skater toad is way more interested in the

active skateboarding than in the fashion hmm you're going to have fun all these skateboarding toads are pantsless I don't know what to tell you all Spencer you're thinking of this from all the downsides but imagine if we got a crowd of a hundred people to watch you shoot like 83 in giant jinkos like what an achievement that would be okay i found a possibility what an achievement is a real strong word here like you're probably going to make local

news if you do that a jingo golf lord spencer hall in the chat right now what about i mean they end over his shoes but i feel like volumetrically is that kind of what we're going for uh yeah yeah yeah that works okay yeah we need more genes but that's yeah they need to be longer right but proportionally i think this this this kind of works and the the big um the the mushroom dome object we need a voltron logo and plus you've played golf story spencer you're fine it's true i've already prepped i've already played the ultimate golf simulator between that and gold and tea i'm good need you to do is have one good hole just to see how

just to see how server can you isolate that one for us Ryan it's going to be a long wait that's the I got some news for you that's all I got that's the sound ways

we tweet this week Doug clip that for us buddy thanks it's colon health week here on the shutdown one good hole come play at our charity golf tournament

to raise awareness for colon cancer Well, all we all really need is one good hole Or with a more confusing name for this event 18 good holes Talk about a hole in one See if there's actually been a moving 18 good holes I think that's just a few good men

Did you mean 18 golf holes? No, I didn't internet Did you order the code red No, I said Baja Blast. Spencer, are you search an IMDB for that? I just searched the internet for that. You just Googled 18 good holes? Yes.

Wholes. Risky. I live on the edge. Yeah, of the hole. Of the one good hole. No, there's not a movie called 18. Actually, the only thing that even comes up as remotely related to the title, 18 Good Holes, is a podcast by the Redemptive.

Church of New Market called Faithful Then, Faithful Now, Walking with God. Genesis 18 and 19. All right. What's that got to do with holes? Or Genesis. Well, it is the beginning and an end. Okay.

The digestive system.