Shutdown Fullcast - Come On Down To Clemson Church

Episode Date: April 6, 2021

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If you got people to stop doing the wave and start chancing Imo-Tep at completely non-mummy-related athletic events. Here's what we're going to do. We're going to combine the two. We're going to do the wave, but we're going to say it's a sandstorm and we're going to play sandstorm. That is how we summon the pharaohs of old. Imagine the first time that like the bulls are playing the hawks in Atlanta and the like Billy Donovan fucking looks up and he's like, is the crowd chancing immemotep? What the fuck is going on? Are they summoning him?

Yeah. And like two change joins in. Yeah. Actually, no. I'm going to wait. I'm going to wait until the Nets comes because Kyrie would be like, yeah, man. Ancient. Yes.

I'm demanding a trade to Atlanta. Demanding trade to Atlantis. Kyrie might be like, yeah, I used to be, you know, reincarnation. Yeah. He's here. Let's put it that way. Right. Right.

Right. I bet I could get that shit going at Harvard, Yale. Like, if I just don't say an I'm like, fight fiercely, hatch up set. A bunch of really arch wasps just drunk on their third drink and the cold just like, they're all going to be like, fuck yeah, finally my ancient studies major pays off. Yeah, exactly. I mean, they probably stole all this stuff and had it in the museums on campus. Somebody might hold up his skull.

They'd be like, I have it right here. Oh shit. Is he coming? Fuck. I knew he was going. From, like, some fucking, there has to have been some fucking war when, like, Yale invaded Egypt. Sure. And got away with it.

Listen, that's pretty much. I know. There was, like, 400 years of that, basically. Study abroad used to be real fucked up. Like, Jay Sherman's dad on the critic, right? He's sitting there with I'motep's head. He's like, I'll fight the bastard if he comes back for it. I stole it fair and square.

Pharaoh and square. Farrow and square. With, you know, with, like, a bottle of gin falling out of his pocket. Just don't, just don't do this at a child's sports game. You can't. No, do. No promises. What about my nephew, Emmettep?

Emotep choke up. It's just T-ball. My children are like, my father's so embarrassing. My kids won't be playing. Your kid thinks you're embarrassing. They haven't seen themselves play T-ball. Yeah, I was going to say, they're not going to be out there. They can barely control their arms.

Well, that's not important. there could be pinch runners yeah my children aren't going to be playing organized sports one because he can't control his body and the other one because he can't control his mind neither one of them how will you escape their dungeon yeah i know i i got a spoiler for you i'm not do you have a not do you have a do you have a live do you have a have a crang situation here i was going to say this sounds like a yager that doesn't know what it's

doing no this sounds like this sounds like yeah i was going to say this is a disastrous yager this is yeah this is like putting a an 800 pound an 800 horsepower engine um under the control of a raccoon that's that's really what you would get crank crank crank with the trolley Welcome to the shutdown fullcast. Welcome to the shutdown fullcast. You are listening to the internet's only college football podcast. And if I can just extend it further,

one that is, this is the internet's most accountable college football podcast. Because none of us have done our taxes. What are you talking about? Wait, that's not, you know. Sorry, Ryan has probably done his taxes. Ryan, Texas. God damn. I am, I am almost done with my taxes.

I have not started. So I guess I'm Spencer tonight. I'm Holly. You look pretty today. Thank you. You're very handsome. We are also the most accountable. No, I'm Spencer. Because when we make a mistake, we own up to it.

We try to avoid making mistakes by avoiding factual statements or anything verifiable or documentable at all on this podcast. However, from time to time, we unfortunately run into facts. Ryan, take us away. On a previous edition of this show, and I'm not going to say that I remember. remember which one it was. We collectively said that the name of the head coach at Old Dominion was Ricky Rain. His last name is R-A-H-N-E. Previously, the offensive coordinator at Penn State and played at Cornell from Colorado. This man's name is actually Ricky Ronnie. How you figure.

This is maybe the only alternate pronunciation I would accept because, Ryan, I was prepared to tell you that you were full of shit and that I was not accepting any prenation, but Ricky Rain. Ricky Ronnie's pretty good. Several people tweeted at us to let us know that his name, and I think dropped in the Discord as well to say, actually his name is even more NASCAR than you gave him credit for because it's Ricky Ronnie. I disagree. I think Rain is more NASCAR here. You think Ricky Rain is more NASCAR than Ricky Ronnie? Yeah. It's not R-O-N-N-Y. Because it's a long vowel.

It's not a short vowel. That's why. Now, if it were Ricky Ronnie Johnson, now that's... So I want to be clear. Now, if this man's name was Ronnie Ricky? Yeah. Ron, Ricky, Ron. Oh, God.

Ricky Ronnie, and his crew chief, Ronnie Ricky. All right, well, I renew my objection. I guess just for fun. How you are... Hold on. Who is this man to decide how his name is said? Now, can I sell you on one of his sons, whose name is Ryder and is therefore Ryder Ronnie?

Oh, my God. Yeah, but Rider Rain. No, Ryder Rain sounds like too... Rydar Rain. Sounds too much like a white rapper. Rider Rain has adult film name. Yeah, I mean... I want every NASCAR name to be that Vendai.

diagram with that specific vandai yeah also again I reiterate naked right rappers it is the bat dance lends itself to this it is even in his O'DU bio for the past nine years comma Ronnie per parenthetical pronounced R O N-N-I-E how on earth did he go to the Ivy League like that hey what's your name Ricky Ronnie it's pronounced Ronet Ronnet the options are not great. Sure. My name is Richard Ronnie. My name is Dick Ronnie. Dick Ronnie. Oh, man, that's Dick Ronnie. It's better than Dick. Better than Dick Rain. No, it's not. Just different. Dickie Rain. It's pretty rough, man. It's bad. It's bad all around, okay? Now, that is...

Now, I want you to imagine a pencil, a mid-Pensilvania accent saying Ricky Ronnie. Ricky, Roddy. That reminds me... If you are of Pittsburghian extraction and can put together a pretty solid yinzer accent, will you please record yourself just reading, you don't have to sing, the lyrics to the Oklahoma tune Surrey with the fringe on top, and send those to me. It is for work.

Thank you. This is tax deductible. I this is writer is pretty good because it does open up the possibility that Ricky Ronnie is we're now correctly pronouncing it for the first time named his children after every member of the Paul Patrol that there would be a rider Ronnie that there would be a chase Ronnie sure that there would be a rubble Ronnie

rubble right rubble a Zuma Ronnie oh Zuma Ronnie you had me for like three of those yeah No, these, yeah, these are all... Because Bronco Mendenhall has been here. That's, I'm getting to Bronco, because that would be incredible if that's what Riky Rani were doing. Bronco Galumfted so that Ricky Rani could rumble? Yeah, as we all know, Bronco Mendenhall, who is already named Bronco. Hey, Spencer, just for fun, because we've done this quiz before, make up like eight Mendenhall kid names and see if we can guess the correct four, because I bet we'll still get them wrong.

His first name's not Bronco Oh, I know I just can't remember what it actually is It's Mark God damn Fuck Okay, I have another I just heard you

I just heard your Your face crumble His name is full name is Mark Bronco Clay Mendenhall Fuck Yeah Mark Bronco Clay Mendenh Hull's wife

Pretty normal name Holly and they have three sons I'm going to list a bunch of names actually I'm just going to say the three names because fuck you man

because I can't I'm just going to say the three names because I'm an ungenerous improv partner I You two should play doubles tennis just to see what happens That's not even the first time that you've suggested that very thing on this show

I'm real sorry I just can't think of any names faker than these it's hard you're quitter yeah okay I'll hold on like I'll try fuck you man I don't want to do it their names are he sucks

raider breaker and cutter cutter C-U-T-E-R not cutter like the Middle Eastern Nation no that'd be pretty cool but hey no cutter get your money you know

I would like to point out another name thing Jason are you in front of a screen a computer I'm recording this on a calculator he's using a disc man what are you talking about your internet capable no no no I'm not wrong out

are you on the end no Spencer I'm not online I've never been on line I'm drawing this up for drama a little bit I need you to know people don't know how here here's a little behind the scene server back me up here How we record this show, Spencer writes the full script, sends it to each of us.

We record it on an analog handheld recorder and we mail it to Serber for a simple. You lost me at Spencer writes the whole script. Actually, so here's the real deal, folks. I am sitting in between Spencer and Holly right now. Yeah. You're on my trusty hound. I'm in Europe. Where you've been for 13 years.

Oh, Belchique? Sweet. Old Belchique. I'm Jean-Claude Van Dam's forgotten son. Sean Claude Van Dang. Ryan is actually not allowed to leave Belgium. Never has. And I can't talk about it.

His son. Don't bring it up again. His son, truck god. Truck god, Van Dam. The, I want you to look up, if you would, Jason. Me? Look up, yes, look up, look up, look up Ed Orgeron's Wikipedia entry. Okay.

I'm away. Do I go to Wikipedia.org? Yes, yes. Okay, which language do you want? English. Okay, not like, not Grumble Cajun? The name doesn't change. You only look it up in Gator?

You could, let's stick to English. Okay, now what you want? I want you to look at something that I did not know. know until about a week ago. Look at Ed Orgeron's full name. It doesn't really narrow it down. What is his first name? I'm going to read it a certain way, okay?

Okay. Yeah. Eduardo. No, you might prefer it be red Eduardo, but we're going to go with Edwardo. We're not getting a lot of things we might prefer tonight. Is that the Spanish Eduardo? E-D-U-A-R-D-O? No, that's a W-E-R-J-R-R-N's given first name is Edward O.

It is Eduardo, but spelled Edward O. Yep. Yeah. I've never seen that. Never. Is the O capitalized? I'm looking up on the wiki other. Does it have little apostrophes around it like B-F-O-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-B-E-B-B-D-E.

there's an ed there are other edwardos with w's there are others i mean i guess if you're not in spain and you want to be real real emphatic about the edwardianness of your child this is this is certainly a choice it's not even edwardo like edward e a ux right which would have been one way to go with it no no they just went edward oh The only other Edward O. I can find on wiki is an American science scholar, a Ph.G. Carnegie Mellon. I assume that's who co-show is named after. Oh, wait, but at what school? Where does he teach? Where does he teach now? Yeah. Let's see. Well, he's an emeritus professor. It says Indiana. That's right. Homefield magic strikes again. Also, Demi Moore's page has an Edward O.

Looks like she tried to start a pizza restaurant called Edward O's Pizza with Miley Cyrus or something. What? Or that was a movie or something. I don't know. Yeah. I'm learning all of this in real time. This means he is literally Edward O.O. By nickname. Edward O.O. Edward O.

more like Edward oh oh oh oh oh oh that's regrettably oh yeah so yeah that's that gets us to what we should naturally is that a biplane no that's a land vehicle cool or that's it's it's an airplane it's a airplane that's a airplane that's about to become a land. It's an, or it's an airplane that is taxiing with great effort. Cool. Yeah. In Kennesaw. On a road.

That is, you got street racing up there? Is that a thing in Kennesaw? I mean, wherever two or more teenagers are, there is street racing. Oh, I mean. There are a lot of wide, ample boulevards in Kennesaw that would lend themselves pretty easily to that culture. Yeah, because it is a thing in Atlanta is. actual fast and furious style street racing yeah i mean it's it's it's not confined to one area yeah i would assume that that kennesaw is not immune to this but like we get we get the chopper

out here as in like you hear our engines and then you hear all hell breaking loose and then you hear the chopper yeah and then you hear the police and then you hear the ambulances it's this whole little process it's also possible that's just filming it's everything's a movie like it so uh when i was going to high school it was right around the time fast one was out um and man that was a wave like everyone everyone bought in on that and decided like oh shit i'm going to put eight nopi stickers on my car each one adds like 10 horsepower and like car magazines trading around like yeah our entire parking lot high school was like nothing but Honda Civics with large mufflers.

So, yeah, like, it's, it, that, that was everywhere and you were a family. Doesn't really go away, yeah. I enjoy, I like people who put really loud mufflers on cars as if that will make them fast, right? Like, oh yeah, listen, dude. You hear how loud this is? That makes it at least 30 miles an hour faster. Sure. I had, um, I had a truck for a while that had like a completely broken muffler, like basically no muffler.

And whatever it had on there was probably even worse than having no muffler. And like, in the back of my mind, I was like, oh, this is fucking sick. This horrible garbage truck. It sure is loud. Ryan, did you ever put one of those on the previa? No. The shocks fell out of the previa once. That was fun.

I do remember you telling us that story. Can I share with you an alarming thing I've just learned about the first Fast and Furious movie that Jason referenced? Oh, please do. The studio's original plan for that film. film was that they were going to green light it if and and you know what we're going to make this a little guessing game can any of you tell me who the studio said they would greenlight the film uh if they could get this person to play the role of dom I actually know this you know this one out yeah okay all right Brendan Frazier great god that would have been so much

better very good guess very good guess not correct Danny Duvita mathematically thematically not a bad guess colder guess Spencer So Brendan Fraser is a pretty good guess Thematically In a manner of speaking It's a good guess

Okay so thematically it's a good guess Matthew Perry I'm getting somewhat closer Yeah Sure okay okay I'm just going to make a guess For my own amusement Which is Andrew Shue

Nev Campbell It's a little late for Andrew Shoe I know The idea of Andrew Shoe I'll give you one more clue here. It's somebody who was in gone in 60 seconds. Oh, no.

No. No. No. It is not Nicholas Cage. Oh, no. Who is it then? Timothy Oliphant. Damn. Yep. That might have worked. That's a very different movie. To be clear. Yes. And also a much

movie. Also probably a much shorter beef with the rock because I got a feeling that's only ending one way. yeah no offense to uh timofant and and in this in this in this alternate universe we get vin diesel putting on his best kentucky accent for justified for every season of justified and have some ribs and have some ribs that's all we we don't cold together oh jesus now i'm upset again I really do that's why I was just fine Ben Diesel's voice you know it started in Miami it's true just if I does

start in Miami oh god I do wish by the way that we approached physical fitness like high schoolers approached making their cars faster which is just to be louder like if you just walk you're out yelling all the time the people A lot of people do this. Put certain logos on your body and make a lot of noise. That is like 30% of fitness. Dude, you're sounded ripped. Dude, you sound like this.

Yeah, you sound like you're having a horrible time. You sound jack. Oh, bro, that was fucking sick. You sound dead. You're such great shape. You've been working out. Yeah. bro i can hear you from outside that was sick oh look at that battery i've lost 30 pounds no you haven't

i sound like that wait um yeah i this past easter by the way did you did i hope you all had a magnificent easter because no i didn't man it was the second easter of quarantine it was exactly same as first one there was more sugar for the four year old how'd that go for you real bad how is it is there a hangover still it was pretty bad it was pretty bad because at the end of the night she was so so we found out after dinner that she had been sneaking into her room and eating every bit of her easter candy and then bringing the egg back to the basket so we wouldn't think anything was a miss smart and then she was so she crashed from the sugar high so badly that she made my wife hug her

And she was like, I'm hot and I'm cold and I'm so tired. That was me the whole day after getting the vaccine. So right there with her. Yeah. That's a really good description of eating too much candy, though. When you're just messed up like as a kid, you just emotionally unstable and your body doesn't know what temperature to be. And you just kind of feel like you're,

you just kind of feel like you're rolling on glass. Yeah, yeah, I feel this. anyway what about what about easter um that we all celebrate it differently um some people don't celebrate it at all yeah i don't you know like for me it was like for me it was like discount cupcakes you know discount cupcakes and a couple of chocolate bunnies that were kind of haphazardly passed out to the kids that's called celebrating sir Oh, then I celebrated Easter. See?

I did. You know, that and that and, you know, enjoying outstanding Jesus. The outstanding comeback Jesus memes. There's no Jesus that is more appealing or funny to me than come back Jesus, than roll in the stoneback Jesus, than stepping out and play solo from Freebird Jesus. That's my favorite Jesus is the Undertaker popping up to win the match, Jesus. That's what social media on Easter. is great for is for stuff like that but that's not how everyone celebrates because there is a

church somewhere in south carolina that that celebrated a little differently and i don't know exactly where it is so i'm just going to call it clemson church we can discuss the finer points of clemson church but clemson church is different because there is a photo this is from Twitter user Will Curry's, if you think you're serious about football, I'm at an Easter service in upstate South Carolina talking about the importance of commitment and running through some 2021 Clemson decommits. And there's a picture. Anyone care to describe the picture? The picture is on the HumbleTron of a young man wearing a Clemson headband with his arm held in front of his face on which is a tiger tattoo and you can see a few people in the in the congregation

there before him uh is that is that what you call it by the way the humboldron that term has been used yes really sure i mean uh i doubt the pastor would like to call like it called HumbleTron, that's a term in the, uh, from the genre of like calling a megachurch six flags over Jesus. It's not a church-proved term. I like it, though. Do you think the, do you think the pastor watches like sports on that when no one's looking? Like, uh, there, so there are like, um, everybody come, we're going to watch the Super Bowl together. Like, they do stuff like that and like, we're going to change channel during the beer ads.

And like, we're not the band, the praise band's going to play instead of the half time in case there's a boob falling out like yeah they put sports on there i mean sports i would like to say these the seats at this church much more comfortable than any church seats i have ever sat it oh yeah man y'all got the hard wood pews for garbage yeah protestants are lazy delicate these need a lot of cushion got a lot of sacro iliac issues yeah well and and we we rearrange stuff a lot you know like you need you need a nice mobile seating yeah catholics are pretty staunchly against like the idea of church being fun yeah that bench has been there for 100 years like it took catholics a long time to be like fine we'll do it in the language you understand fine you big

stupid baby you wind enough and now we'll do it we won't do it in latin listen my priest my priest growing up didn't want padding on the kneelers yeah that was that was a thing like somebody you know people would write in like can we get some padding on the kneeler no like did did jesus have padding i don't know on the cross there like i don't know right i like the um catholics finally doing more than one language whereas we're like bro we're we're making up languages i got to catch up remix is these are very cushy seats yeah but do you think like the priest ever fires up like the playstation on that thing i mean not the priest the reverend the prayer leader priest sneaking over

to play playstation video i mean i would in the um in like the church uh nursery very much the thing for at least a decade or two now so absolutely they will bring in the the switch and yeah that's happened because i mean it's god's house but I got the key and he put me here in this moment. So why don't I play Yakuza on this? A youth three block in that, I'm, I mean, somebody's put porn on that thing into youth three block in. Yeah, that's happened, right?

Yes. How can you know what video games are corrupt unless you try them? Sure. Pretty sure this Grand Theft Auto 5 game is not church-approved, but let's keep going. I don't know. It's about, you know, helping others. That is. There's a Trinity.

There's three main characters. Yep. And it's, and it's, you know what? Grand Theft. Probably add the same attitude towards money lenders as the Christ. See? Yeah. Can I, um...

And it's, it's not about following man's law, is it? Can I tell you all about wing clips? Sorry, what? Now, what would you guess wing clips is? Is it a video game? No. I would bet it, I would bet it was a website. Oh, I was going to be like barbershop slash wing joint.

Ooh. I think it's a business model is what I'm hearing. All right. As soon as they fail to renew this website, we are going into that. Wing clips is movie clips that are pulled into a database online for pastors to download and to post on the HumbleTron using as, hey, watch this scene. That was kind of like Jesus, right? Now, the list of films on here, you would think it's like, oh, it's got to be just the passion of the Christ and whatnot and so forth. but like, this was brought into the VBS Discord room.

There are one, two, three, four, five fast and furious movies on here. Wow. Yes. Yes, Fast Five. Yes, Tokyo Drift. Now, let's look at the fast five scenes, remembering your father's scene and the I'm pregnant scene. And it's not tagged abortion, the I'm Pregnant scene.

So that's good. The good in the sense of, I guess, we won't be talking about that. American gangsters on here. Um, Battleship, Billy Madison, uh, bone collector. Two born movies, not three born movies. Um, yeah, man, like, what a website. Happy Gilmore. Uh, meet Joe Black, nacho Libre.

Yeah, man, like, winglips.com. You can watch movies for Jesus. What battleship clip is on there? That's fine. out. I watched Battleship very recently at like two in the morning and I have some thoughts. There are four clips from Battleship on here.

There's one about soccer. A Daze and Injured Alex Hopper insists on kicking the free kick. So that's like, oh shit, it's tagged with arrogance, confidence, foolishness, pride, stubborn losing competition, conceding ego. This guy sucks. So if you're a pastor, you can download this two minute clip and say I guess watch this asshole fuck up this soccer kick in the movie Battleship.

And then don't be like that guy. Is the movie hard-boiled by John Wu on there? Because remember... Do you have anything in an old boy? Is Bubba Hotep on there? Yeah. Like every movie you throw it, I'm like, maybe. Wait, wait.

Hellboy 2, but not Hellboy 1. This is the one I want you to look up. I think it's... Inglare's bastards, of course. The one I'm curious about is... the scorpion king yes no

it would appear right below scent of a woman but Sean of the dead can I interest you in Shrek Holy shit Shrek has one two three four five six seven godly scenes on here Shrek is extraordinarily Christ like yeah

friendship rescue friendship man forgiveness when I think about when I think about Christ parables I definitely think about Shrek first so are you telling me this is the not Shrek the third

this is the pastor version of I'm tired so I'm going to play a movie today in class oh yeah pasties get tired they got to do like nine jobs sure and they work like 35 hours every Sunday right yeah they should put on more movies

okay All right. Hey, everybody. We're going to watch, we're going to watch, uh, we're going to watch, uh, we're going to watch Narnia again. Yeah, we're going to watch Lego Batman. Sure. We're going to watch Mean Girls again.

Again. What are the mean of the scenes? That is, that is my favorite thing. The Byrne book is in here, uh, that's gossip. That's, uh, yeah, accountability. They get to say fugly slut in church. Sure. Yeah.

That's cool. There's curses in the Bible. Yeah, that's cool. Jesus cursed? Is Terminator 2 on here? Yeah, Jesus said, you pit of vipers. And that was some hard shit back then. Sure, yeah.

Yeah, there's no telling what the actual word is for that, right? He could be saying. He said, he said you're pit of vipers, but I mean, that's a big fucking deal. Because, like, back then to be called that shit. Not just a snake, but a snake hole. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. T2, is that what he said, right?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, sorry. The entire Terminator universe is, um, So it's not here, probably because it happens after the rapture. Yeah. That's true. Is that canon? You know, my entire childhood, I was told that it was canon.

In the minute now. I'd never thought of that, but yeah. Are any of the Mad Max movies on there? God, I wish they're not. Yeah, but that's just because they're Australian. That's the only reason they're not. Yeah, it's unholy, mate. They're not from our nomination.

Why do I see just going to church in Australia and they're still just dropping the C word left and right? Oh, wait. The mummy is on here. The mummy, sure. Yeah, as well as the mummy. Well, sure, because he came back. Yeah. Also, Brendan Frazier, a godly man.

Also, the mummy tomb of the dragon emperor. I don't know if I've ever even heard of that one. Is that the, is that a direct-to-video one? That sounds like a B-O-D, yeah. Or is that the Tom Cruise, no, the Tom Cruise, the one that was commonly called schmummy. I think Tom Cruise would sue this website for, Is Days of Thunder on here?

Shit. I will say not yet. It would appear directly under Dallas Byers Club, and I do not want to know what priesters have to say about Dallas Byers Club. Yeah, wow. Oh, I'm just, again, And I'm still just amazed that Hard Boyle's not on there because John Wu has said, the inspiration for all of his gun violence epics is the story of Jesus Christ.

They do not have good fellas, but they do have casino. Well, that's fucked up. That would be great if they were just like, yeah, no, sorry, the scenes with Joe Pesci are badass. This is nothing to do in church. This is what happens when you gamble. There's an anti-gambling scene, a pro-marriage scene, and a scene about trust. I promise you, there is not a pro-marriage scene in... Casino.

That is a drastic misinterpretation. Ace proposes to a reluctant ginger who needs to be reassured that she will be taken care of financially. No. And then it all, and then what? Yeah, I mean, I'm seeing that spun in like internalistic ways.

I feel like these, these fellows could have been, these good fellows could have been better fellas. That's like saying that good fellows contains an inspiring scene about a man and a woman starting a business together. That is true though, but that part is true. That is true. We're not so different

you and I. Teenes, everywhere I look, folks are talking about good fellas. I think, this time we talk about Godfellas. Let's talk about the best fella. The entire back future trilogy is on here. Sure. I got a great fella in mind.

Hold back to the future trilogy. No, no bugs life, but ants made the cut. That is devastating. Are there any... Are there any Disney films on here? Is that like a Disney thing? Field of Dreams.

Do we have Toy Story? See, I bet there are no Disney films at all. Is Robocop on there because that's an inspiring tale of resurrection? That's true. There is not a lot of Disney on here. So there were... Much like... Like the robotic officer, you do have a prime directive.

Every few years there is a boycott Disney thing. I can't, I don't even, I can't even remember what they all were. But yeah, I think that's a, that was a poignant question, right? Because there is a lack of Disney on here. Because that's the only way you get ants. I have a special request. Speaking of money, sorry, go ahead. Is any of the lethal weapon series on there?

No, sir, because no weapon formed against us for cross. Oh, boy. Riggs! Spenceer! And also, God's never too old for this shit. Yeah. Do you know whose diplomatic immunity cannot be revoked? Holy spirits.

Yeah. That's right. Yeah, that thing crosses the borders. That crazy. Boy. Hey, speaking of mummies, can I talk about another site that I took in over the weekend? Please. which was did

did y'all happen to see the parade in Cairo no this is in a CBS news story headlined mummies on the move it's not as cool as you think but it's pretty cool the Egyptian museum

currently houses a number of mummies that are being moved to a different museum like the the National Museum of Egyptian Civilization I think it's called and they had to move 22 former kings and queens of Egypt through Cairo

so in America I feel like this would be accomplished with like an armed caravan that would then be heisted but in Egypt they threw a parade hell yes all of the mummies had their own little had their own little parade floats that kind of looked like they kind of looked like aquatic vehicles

you know those you know those like boat they look like duck boats yeah yeah there are dudes dressed in ancient Egyptian garb riding actual chariots through the streets and I was delighting in this online when I saw a suggestion from longtime reader bare naked Hades who said

we should do this for president's day and now it's all I can think about we know where they all are we know where they all are some of them have some shit to answer for and we should just shuffle them up once a year entertain this entertain this nothing good happens on president's day let's spit on andrew jacks i would appreciate for one a yearly check to make sure that andrew jackson remains dead how um how many pharaohs how many pharaohs twenty two so could we zoom out and get the all 22 when they're parading down you've been watching the film have you seen all the pharaohs you see the way you see the way ramesses took that corner still got it mobility that guy's just an athlete pure natural athlete i would love to do this with presidents because imagine how exciting it would be to just sit there and chant after your favorite one abe well the best part about this is that in in the thing

Holly is describing all of the pharaohs were together and all of the mummies were together and had to be moved as one but you're talking like you're talking I'm talking about like an Olympic torch style situation to rotate the presidents around the country millard Fillmore I have the list here Wikipedia has literally everything Miller Fillmore is buried in buffalo New York we have Benjamin Harrison is buried in Indianapolis Herbert Hoover is buried in Iowa Oh, sorry Iowa. LBJ's in Texas. Richard Nixon's in California, as is Ronald Reagan. So like, picture like... Okay, the California parades are going to be festive. Oh, see, I thought we were all meeting somewhere. Yeah.

I thought it was going to be like... Yeah, we're doing one parade. We are getting the gang back together. Here's what we're doing. Here's what we're doing. We're doing a race. Everybody, like, each president gets a team. Like a scout.

Avenger hunt, like first person to dig up a president? That could work too, actually. No, like cannonball run. Yeah, yeah. We say, all right, here's first person to make it to sue St. Marie. All right. Everybody's taking odds who's getting there first. I need, I need everybody pick one because I've got my pick and I'm going to lead with it.

Van Buren. Are they starting from the same place? They're starting from where they are currently in turd. They're starting from wherever they're buried. And let's say they have to get to. Canada. Sure. Yeah, they have to get to Vancouver. Okay, my money, wherever you're taking them is on Nixon because he's going to cheat.

Sure. We're all going to cheat. He's just going to be terrible at it. Nixon's just going to be flagrant, right? Like, Nixon's, we're just... Yeah, but the ones who are flagrant and make it sound reasonable are scarier, like Woodrow Wilson, right? There's also probably a lot of Nixon left. Like, George Washington all I'm saying is you could probably get George Washington in a Ziploc bag at this point but George Washington no no no because George Washington is made of wood remember that's yeah yeah he's mostly that's true when he died George Washington was at least 94% wood

yeah because every time a part fell off they replaced it with wood and eventually he's like the iron giant but wood yeah also own slaves yeah he was just a yager made of like oak a racist Wood Yeager yeah yeah but like you know some of these old presidents it's just like all right there he is like put him in the pest dispenser let's go I mean like Thomas Jefferson you just like open his casket and the fucking like the the dust particles they'll just blow there that's how do you prove he's not there Martin Van Buren was like 98 pounds anyway and mostly made of alcohol he's probably fit in a matchbook yeah yeah we did a bad job preserving presidents didn't we you know you know somebody tried to steal

washington's skull right what and why and why was it nick cage no ryan that's not information that i had to hand oh i i really thought this was a thing you guys knew okay let me no so i'm flattered that you thought that that was something we would get your source together and then while you're doing that i got it i got it let me say emphatically yeah i feel this if If somebody told me right now, they're like, hey, we're going to go steal Washington's skull. I'd be like, hey, let's do it. So George Washington is buried in Mount Vernon. And in 1830, a disgruntled employee of Washington's descendants who had just been fired by the proprietor,

decided he was going to break into the Washington family crypt to steal George Washington. Washington's skull. Yeah, but you quit your job in a badass fashion. That's right. But here's the thing. Crips, especially ones like this one, which are not like at the time had not like been kept up that well, are, they're just sort of like piles of bodies they can turn into. So he accidentally took.

I hate when that happens. He accidentally took a somebody else's skull, the in-laws of. of George Washington's nephew. He took one of their skulls. And according to this, what contributed to his confusion was that some 20 members of the Washington family and their relatives had been placed in the crypt, but many of their cottons had since rotted through,

meaning human skeletons lay littered on the ground. Hell yeah. Oh, yeah, we're valley forging it, y'all. Because here's the other thing. When you go into a crypt, the bodies aren't labeled anymore, are they? It's really just a guessing game And this is the worst version of

That suitcase show Is worst? With Howie Mandel? That sounds terrific. There's no banker to give you a counteroffer. But yeah. So That's how somebody tried to steal

George Washington skull And only was foiled by the fact that there were too many skulls to choose from. Wait, did they just find him sitting there bewildered amongst a heap of skulls or did he abscond with a different skull? He's still there. It is unclear what happened to this person or to the skull that was stolen. Wow. Can I just let me, you know, this plot is like, they made Hamilton, right?

This is a way better musical. No, nobody made Hamilton. Did George Washington become ghost writer because of this? Yes. You know, him and Nicholas Cage do not. have dissimilar profiles sure Nicholas Cage probably also made of a number of inhuman materials at this time a movie where Nicholas Cage time travels as George Washington to come back and steal his own skull in college I wrote a comic book about

the founding fathers as as all having very strange and not extremely useful powers like Andrew Jackson could whittle time yeah whittle anyway yeah whittle Huh It's a long story It's not a long story It's a comic book You know what I'm going to do In this parade though

What I'm going to go dig up Ben Franklin And William Jennings Brian And crash the shit WJP He's finally here Should have been us fuckos He's finally part of the party

It should not have been William Jennings Brian Who also sucked What would one even do With Washington's skull Party drink out of it that's yeah that's the first thing you do what it you say skull i stay stanley cup right yeah i'm serving koso in it

could you do like seances and be like you know bring her back and like look look at this mess it's like it only summons john adams though to make fun of him oh that's fucked up then it summons abigail adams to be like uh huh john like what's the patriotic thing i can do with it it's probably like drinking beer fireworks it's probably like yeah like take it take it to david busters like let him see what he's missing oh the most patriotic thing you can do with it i regret to say is go skeet shooting with george washington's skull that's right yeah pull just go to the dentist just talk to it just go to the dentist put it on the head of a beloved pet ask it for advice take it to the originalist on the supreme court and be like

Like, listen to this head and speak. Oh, man. You know how many societies in the history of humanity? Like, this was the answer, right? Like, this is the chance of justice. Do not ask the ghost of George Washington if he's just a talk boy and a skull? How dare you? No, you gave me a great idea.

I'm just going to take a random skull to the Supreme Court and tell him it's Scalia's. Hey, y'all, I went to hell and got this where he is. Whatever school you put there, there's going to, like, immediately a secret society is going to develop, and, like, 10 other guys are going to say, they're going to compete to be the one who speaks for the skull. And, like, it's going to be. Excuse me. I have the talking cigar. You got to treat it like a class pet. Everybody gets a turn to take it home, just for a weekend.

Weirdly enough, weirdly enough, you could appear with the skull of George Washington and the Supreme Court. and Clarence Thomas still wouldn't ask any questions. He'd be like, hmm, yeah. Sure. He was just, uh, he's a little distracted because of the Nebraska corn huskers are in the news because he mentioned them. Oh, we should probably share that other bit of information that we learned this week. That man's asked like two questions lifetime on the Supreme Court, like two. Like, dude never talks.

The only, the only thing he said in, and is 80 years on the Supreme Court is, uh, so Ohio State and Alabama, they're kind of like Nebraska. kind of like Nebraska, huh? And then he just never was never heard from again. Because it was from the NIL, whatever, or I don't know, whatever. He just, he's a Huskers fan and he wanted to, he just wanted to list his Huskers alongside good teams.

He just wanted to put it in the record, right? Dude, who never says anything at the Supreme Court. Just wanted to be like elite teams like Alabama, a hell of state. And Nebraska. Yeah, that's in the record. Sit there. It's forever.

on Scott Frost Day, no less. That's now a federal holiday. New federal holiday, that's right. Didn't say anything. By the way, NCAA in that case, got their ass cheeks handed to them on a plate repeatedly. I know that has no impact on what the actual decision in Austin v. NCAA is,

but for a solid morning for two hours, the finest legal minds of this nation, talked on Twitter about what the Supreme Court justices were saying about the NCAA and it was deeply unkind it happens every few years the NCAA gets in real court and like real court there's this moment and you know these things will last for a day or week or whatever like there are these moments when people

you get the sense of the judge are looking around like are you shitting me this is real this has been happening for how long you're you're am i missing something you have you have guys on that court and they're guys in one girl who believe that a fence post has more rights than a person right like people for whom like there's no such thing as human rights there's only property rights right like um and my husband's rights if i'm if i'm at lady acb yes um associate handmaiden so there are people in the court who believe that and even those people were looking at the incidentally going so your business model is to take money and to keep it yeah and did not pay the people who made it right right yes that's that's

that's what we're telling you and they're like and why do you do this and again people who have argued before the supreme court multiple times had to get there and and it's not their fault who had months yes prepare this argument but it's just that there's not that there's not a better argument yes and it's the one that they've been given by their clients they had when they had to be asked like why why is it this way they had to stand there as grown adults being serious and say because people like the football better when the players don't make any money that's what they said that's on the record that's what they always say they say either that or they say well you know if we blah blah blah then Alabama and Ohio State

day it would be too good for everyone and then you know clarence thomas is and the good players would go to alabama and nebraska and nebraska also yeah yep guys i'm like do you have any rationale for is and clarence thomas is like i need a powerful rationale one is powerful as the rushing attack employed by tom osborne and well over 20 nebraska cornhuskers teams who in two decades never lost more than two games and never and always won at least nine has clarence thomas not spoken since 1998 for exactly this reason 1997 excuse me but uh like and like he just worse to life like can can we make things how they were in 1997 no but then i return to my slumber i would like to i would like to give

nebraska a lot of credit for doing nothing of note in this or any recent football season but coming up in conversation with such a like regularity and forcefulness. I think if Nebraska had a time machine, they would go back to Lincoln's assassination, and rather than stop it, they would say John Wilkes Booth, right after you say Sixth Emperor Taranus, can you release this red balloon?

That would be great. Thank you. Just one more thing they have in common. Pennywise, the dancing clown. Going back to that, is everything in Clarence Thomas's life, 1997, like to see wake up every morning, he's like, this is how we do. We did learn this week via a media colleague that it is generally accepted that Clarence Thomas has several burner accounts on paid Nebraska football boards.

So that's probably what he's been doing this entire time. Was he, did he AstroTurf the entire Big Ten season into existence? Man, maybe. It's not like he's been doing any work. Yeah. No, he's just sitting there. Clares, do you have any questions? And he's like busily concluding something on Huskers max.

like a thread right like no no no uh this guy uh just execute him just i don't yeah just i vote execute it's fine how do i turn this thing down while the dog parks just let it let it ride is it the big knob or okay nobody cares yeah all right this is uh everyone this is solo meet solo oh is that the new edition it's the big guy it's a big fellow what kind of what kind of dog are we looking at here with solo it's a dog he's a really big beagle and whatever else. So he's a big fucking idiot. Oh yeah, big hound.

Wait, is this the one that Emily thinks is half St. Bernard? Yeah. And have something stupid. And same. So half St. Bernard. Yeah. Not known for the intellect.

He's the St. Bernard who doesn't slobber. That's all we got going for us. You don't get a dog to wander out in the snow with a barrel of whiskey around his neck if it's smart. It's just not. I have a co-host tonight in the form of Betty, who ate a remote control yesterday. So we're covering ourselves in glory in the full cast pet department.

Hounds, very loving. They like stuff. They do like stuff. They really do. Yeah, I can't believe we've discussed Nebraska this much, but I kind of enjoy it. It's great for them. It's great for them, man. Can we start calling them America's Most Talked About Brand?

America's Most Talked About Brands. Spencer, who won the Pac-12 this year? Nebraska. Nebraska. Okay. I'm going to go with that. Didn't USC win the Pac-12? Nope.

I forgot. Oh, my God. No, no. Spencer, keep guessing. No, because did USC blew the, they blew the Pac-12 championship game. Keep guessing, and we will tell you when you have got it right. this is great oh man it was Oregon are you sure they didn't win their division Spencer yeah that was the fun part

they didn't win their division okay we're good they ended up winning the pack 12 yeah okay I'm straight again I'm straight also they you know could have fired Clay Helton for that but again who how are you going to find him can't fire somebody you can't find listen I think we also learned in the last week that USC has some security problems broadly speaking yeah because yeah

go ahead no no you got this I think this was according to Scott Wolfe if memory serves which is always confusing because it's like why is the guy

from party of five at AP voter but it's not him even though that would be awesome and he's also a double dragon whatever apparently

somebody the way he phrases it makes it sound like it's not even a student at USC it's just a person in L.A. more broadly, walked into practice, put on, like, a full uniform, pads and helmet and

everything, started returning punts. Allegedly, like, wanted to be a walk-on, but again, the story doesn't really make it clear, like, oh, this was somebody who could have done that, and was allowed to do this for, like, some unknown amount of time before somebody was like wait a second he's not on the team and I can only like does that mean he did super well or super poorly I think it probably means he did super poorly

we're not alone in our reaction of wait you can do that yeah I mean how long do you think you get away with just doing fair catches probably not that long in my case um like if you're if you're if you're executing them successfully sure i think you could probably make it through half a day i think it's when you get to like some sort of meeting or some sort of assembly that things are going to start to turn on you but if you're like i'm very shy i'm just really good sure yeah yeah you should have grabbed a helmet with a visor coach i got my helmet

on because you don't got to get ready if you stay ready sure i get ready to fair catch you Stay ready for a coach. Dress for the job you want. The Logan, to Logan, Gray's water. The Logan Grave USC. What if he had just, like, ran over and sacked Kianzlovis?

Like, would anybody have done anything? Or would have they just been like, wow, great hit? Dude, he could have had anything. He could have had, like, a vile anthrax. He could have had a rabbit dog under that jersey. Wow. He just got into practice, man. Are you suggesting he didn't want it enough?

yes that is exactly what i am suggesting i'm also suggesting that that like this is because i know there have been two special guests at u sc punt return one is this guy and the second is johnny knoxville who if you remember for the show jackass put on uh the uniform of what cc school that is correct the tennessee volunteers and returned live punts at u sc practice doesn't even go here got cracked that is in case you wonder how loose things were

under Pete Carroll at USC he led a complete amateur out there under live fire on a punt return on camera for a very popular cable television show he just let him do it

so maybe this was a YouTuber then it might be we wouldn't know for you know we wouldn't know until posted but yeah Yeah, yeah, might be a YouTuber. Might be Pete Carroll, who knows? Pete Carroll's like, yeah, I'm starting a YouTube channel.

Hey, YouTube, what's up? It's Pete Carroll. I got pranks. Hey, Pete, it's not going to be. I got pranks and I got theories. Pete, it's not going to be about conspiracies. Believe me. Yeah, you can post anything on YouTube.

That's right. Pete Carroll actually would do great on YouTube for reasons that are not great. Man, actually, this is totally true. He'd be an incredible YouTuber. Yeah, yeah. Hello, I'm Logan Paul from the future. Logan Paul's run. God, I didn't realize it, but yeah, Pete Carroll has been, was a YouTuber before YouTubers really existed.

He's got conspiracy theories. He's got, like, weird pranks, including pranks that are kind of inappropriate. Remember, he did have Lendell White throw a fake version of himself off of a parking garage. He's got, like, suspiciously good fitness yeah if anybody uh who works on production at wheel of fortune is listening and i assume that's probably true um can you please do a before and after at some point that is logan paul giamati thank you if that comes up we're the top of the show yep well we'll end the show yes we'll end the show finally released from our torment yeah

We'll be free. Fucked up Rumble Siltzkin, this is. Thank you, Will Fortun. You did it. Thank you, Logan Paul Tiamatti. The form of the destructor has come. This show is yours now, sir. Oh, yeah, please do.

How many views is that going to do? Billions. Billions. Hey, hey, YouTube, Pete Carroll here. What's up, sluts? That parts to you, Mahadi. That parts definitely to your money. Hey, here on, here on, you know, Carol's Garden YouTube channel,

we've always sought to be inclusive and be respectful. The Pete Carroll apology video, that's... It turns out that we're bad at those things, too. Yeah, we're absolutely terrible. We're sorry to anyone who was offended, but not anyone who was challenged. I'm sorry we did that inappropriate video in the suicide forest

fight on go off the best part is you're not making that up you're not at all no hey guys got an idea for a video what is it

suicide forest sick sick so I think it's important by the way, when we're talking about about making an investment.

Oh, God, I was going to say, is this? Is he trying to get there? Boy. What is it? Hang on a second. What are we? This is the worst promposal I've ever heard. What was the move from investing to one thing to what, like where was the investment in the Pete Carroll YouTube story? Well, you need to consider, well, you need to consider one.

You could, I even gave you a lot. with billions. I fed you an alley-oop and you dropped the ball. Listener, if you've ever wondered, what's it like to edit Spencer Hall? Now you know. I wanted to talk about, we've talked about the Pac-12 tonight.

We talked about the Big 12. We've talked about... Do you think he's going to remember that he's in an ad-rease? No, no. I wanted to get to the most Midwestern human being ever, okay? Oh, boy.

Turns out was... Wait, wait. Are you doing the ad read or not? Just let him roam. Forgot the ad read. Fuck me. No, no. Let the big bear rome.

Jesus Christ. Oh, give me a home where I can't hear your face. Sorry, what? So Marty Tibbitts was. So when you're investing in the Midwest. Was the CEO of Clementine Live Answering Service. He's a businessman in Michigan. All right.

Respectful. Is there any other kind? Scholars. There's scholars. I'm in the business of not. Well, this man, he was a renaissance man because not only was he a businessman, but he was into aviation. And turns out he was, turns out he was into something well, he was into aviation for a reason. He was into...

Yeah, he definitely forgot the ad read. He was into travel for a reason, okay? Because, first of all, Marty Tibbitts died in a fighter jet crash, and he died one of the most, Midwestern deaths I have ever heard of because he was flying a vintage fighter and he crashed into a dairy barn in Wisconsin.

God, yes. Bury me in the dairy barn. As if that were like Big Ten enough, he took 50 cows with him, like a Pharaoh. Oh, what the cows do? They're coming with me

to the afterlife. You're rolling with me, the most Michigan man death I can think of. What'd you do? I crashed a vintage jet into a dairy barn. Karon's like, oh, God, I get a bigger boat. God damn it. You're getting

milk all in my river. This is disgusting. It's going to smell like this for a thousand years. The cows are like, what? Caron's like, is that a jet ski? Did you have to bring 50 of them? You're damn right, I did. I always heard that you can't take it with you, but this is reassuring in the other direction.

Did know if you were going to have good milk over here, so I brought up with me. Don't need that processed stuff. Poor cows are just clueless going along with this. So he, it turns out, by the way, this dude, it's timing's immaculate because the feds were moving in. He was part of his life story is part of a federal indictment against another guy. who was a leader of a worldwide drug ring. Turns out this guy was financing it and funneling money through Ili-Didani.

And one of the ways in which they were selling cocaine in 15 countries. That's international business, y'all. One of the ways he was doing it was they were working on the torpedo, a remote, controlled submarine that would attach to the holes of cargo ships via and i am using the word of the article strong magnets wow tiny donkeys they're blasting cocaine through the ocean on with magnets to other boats yeah they were just like jack they take this metal tube fill it with cocaine and just stick it to the side of a ship and let it do the work. It's brilliant.

And then, then they would detach it and a fishing boat would pick it up. We'd pick up this tube full of Coke. Oh, absolutely, absolutely inspiring. It's like the most big, big tent story ever. There's a whole, there's a whole Wikipedia page on Narco Submarine, and I highly encourage you to read it on a work computer because. it's so close to necro submarine it's yeah that's true oh that's the one that the army of the dead rode in and uh in return of the king mm-hmm yep

see that's the answer uh was that uh about investing it is now because i was going to say that you know a cocaine submarine is one way to build your retirement portfolio but i think well how you're going to buy a cocaine submarine in the first first place if you do not stash away some funds yeah that I mean my my path to owning my own undead cocaine submarine is I'm using the acorns app um with uh the acorns app what's that well uh with a promo code forecast I'm getting five dollars which already that is more progress toward my zombie cocaine submarine than I had previously and not just that but I can also set it so that every time I buy something say um a wet suit in case I fall out of

out of the submarine, scuba gear, any number of things I'm going to need, ritz crackers, whatever the case may be, the nickels and dimes from those purchases will go into my acorns account, and then it'll start magically investing in stuff that I don't need to look at, such as every company in the world that is not a submarine company, deversifying my bonds, you see, and whatever it's called. And then the line goes up, the line goes up, and guess what I do? I go down beneath the sea. We diverged, me and the line. And then the line continues to go up. I come out of the sea and the line is sky high and I retire. Like if Poseidon was a shrewd business man.

Yeah, it's like if Poseidon could ever retire instead of being cursed to be in charge of the ocean forever. That's a shitty job. I mean, it's a lot better than other jobs. Being Poseidon? I think so. I mean, it sucks now because we've dumped like plastic and oil and shit. And you know what else we've dumped a lot of fucking cocaine.

So it's not so bad. It's got thousand times. Yeah. This is having a good time. This is the Primo open plan office, man. Yeah, I guess that's true. If you're Poseidon, you know, you just roll with it. Some days are better than others.

Is Poseidon Nick Nolte? Yeah. Poseid, listen. He's not. He's got a temper. Who gets more square grouper than Poseidon? Poseidon's like, yeah, I was going to pay for a timeshare. He's going to sell this for a friend.

He knows a guy. Sorry, was Square grouper a metaphor for something? something do you not know what square groupers no okay i just figured you meant those like fish sandwiches that had the square fifth blanks this is where i get to flex a little florida man on you oh wow boy yeah square grouper is the term for any bail of marijuana uh occasionally cocaine but usually marijuana thrown overboard or out of a plane with the feds in tow oh that's adorable so people just find it and then you know you sell it and you you know, make a little extra cash.

I had a co-worker who paid for his wedding with Square Gruper that they found off the coast in Miami. That's right. So Square Gruper, nobody gets more Square Gruper and the investment capital they're in than Poseidon. But Poseidon, notoriously bad with money, which means he needs Acorns.com as much as anyone. Poseidon get on it. Square Gruper, Florida's least endangered species. I would argue. Everything else literally is an endangered species of Florida.

Humans, rats, anything living except for Square Grupper. I did like that there, I shouldn't say like, because this sucks, that there was a over Easter, several, several, I think, dozen or maybe 100 homes in, what was it, Manatee County had to be evacuated over Easter weekend because a wastewater facility. was starting to rupture and they needed people to leave before there was shit in their homes happy easter it is risen it is risen um how many countries did you say uh this this michigan gentleman was part of a drug ring that was distributing to hundred and seventy is that a problem that's what hater you got a problem with that 15 all i know is that i'm

on the homefield apparel.com FAQ and when it says do the question do you ship internationally the answer yes full stop so i have to assume that the good people at homefield apparel.com selling i must emphasize a fully legal product have fucking done laps around this drug ring so come at us drug rings of the world wow feel does business better than you ever will and they do it not poisoning the youth not ruining our society, but swaddling them in comfortable, well-designed, super wonderful sweatshirts and t-shirts. That's what they do. First you get the Zot shirts.

Then you get the money. And then you get more Zot shirts. Then you get more Zot shirts. More Zat shirts. It is a vicious cycle. It is an AB production here, okay? A-B-B-A-B. more money and more Zod shirts

Homefield did announce that season two of Big New Saturday is coming I don't actually know if I know anybody that's in any of the schools that they're unveiling but if it's anything like last Big New Saturday season where we had

let's see there was Michigan Alabama Auburn Missouri what are the other what are the other name folks that I'm forgetting from Van So you're saying when some lose some.

Yeah, that is what I'm saying. So you can't, listen, I think it would be fine and good if you wanted to use your offer code full cast to get 20% off your first order. That said, if you decide to hold on to it for Big News Saturday, I will understand that and bless that as well, because you'll still get 20% off your first order. And again, everything Homefield sells is more legal than international cocaine. It's like that's To be fair That's not on the website But I assume that it's true

I want one imagine All right we want several imaginary schools On home field I imagine because we've already had We have a number of imagine Florida state's already on home field Yeah yeah We got a lot of imaginary schools

Nightham Nightham University right And we also have Florida State And That's a great joke Yeah And there is one more I would like to put on the list that I got from our recent viewing of Lego Batman with my kids. And that's Harvard for Police.

That's, I would like to see Harvard for Police shirts on Homefield. So, Connor, let's get to it. Copyright be damned. Isn't that just Kentucky? Harvard for Police. I think that's Notre Dame, like, by running gag. It should be Harvard for police. Oh, now you want to keep continuity.

Okay. Yeah, now. God damn it. He doesn't know what you're talking about. I know. I'm with you. I just don't know how to respond to my own failure. I feel like he'd be used to it by now.