Shutdown Fullcast - EMERGENCY CONFERENCE CALL: Operation Varsity Blues

Episode Date: March 12, 2019

- Yes, the dings stop eventually - IT'S WATER POLO CRIMES DAY! - Psychological profile of hero fugitive Aunt Becky - Consider Arizona State and stay out of jail, you rich nerds - Which SEC team best combines Lord of the Rings and paintball? - Live Brexit updates and analysis - Our new and forever enemy, the worst brand on earth: Mossimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Oh, man, I am so excited. We get to talk water polo crime. Water polo crime time. Ryan is busy working at his job. Evidently, we aren't, so. We're all hung over. Ryan got to take a plane back. Yeah, man.

We got home at, what, 3 a.m., 4 a.m.? Just to set the scene for the rest of y'all. We got back from Texas at like 3.30 in the morning and woke up to this. And Becky's on the run, y'all. Do we hit him with a welcome on this? Yeah. Yeah, we do. We do.

You ready? All right. Welcome to the shutdown full-cast emergency conference call. What can really, really prompt us to get off our asses after getting home at 3 in the morning and talk with y'all on a hastily arranged last-minute conference call? That's right. water polo crimes water polo

crime Photoshop my deltort that's my entire admissions I'm a fake play for one second being at the Hallmark

channel today and trying to figure out who the fuck you cast as Lori Loughlin when Lori Loughlin did the crime I am overwhelmed

they're going to have to shoot this thing in fucking Venezuela. Yeah, no, do it in Venezuela and have her play herself. It'll be amazing. Apparently everybody can hear the dings. I don't know how to turn them off. It's real sweet that y'all think we know how to turn those off. Yeah, what happens in what Ryan's not around.

Y'all keep talking. I'm trying to figure out to do that. Oh, yeah, no, you know what that is? That's the sound of angels, printing money is what that is. What? Is anybody know how to turn off the dings? What's the chapter?

Oh, shit. I got it. I got it. Did you watch it? Jason's going to kill the entire conference. Wow. Right here. Wow.

Am I gone? No, no, you're good. Okay. That was Vanilla Ice's lawyer turning the Ice Ice Baby sample. I like John's suggestion of one ding for every wire fraud. That's a quiet and peaceful now. One ding for every wire fraud.

Ding. If y'all don't behave, we're going to bring them back. Is this where we go over exactly what is happening in this case? Just like, okay, y'all, in case you're just catching up. Just catch up everybody from accounts receivable. Yeah, let's get the Cliff Note version. Oh, the Cliff Note version is that. Wait, can we say that when we first woke up and we're very confused and got this,

we thought it was a basketball scandal? I think when it very first came in, it was billed as a Division I scandal, which immediately was like, hmm, if you're putting it that way, that's probably basketball. No, no, it's not in our jurisdiction, but it's close enough that we don't actually have to care about it, but. Correct, correct. So in short, what happened is that coaches from the FBI, the FBI picked up some people today. including, among other people, arrested and taken into federal custody at her home. Felicity Huffman, all right,

who you may remember from Desperate Housewives. Is she a fucking Oscar winner, you he? Hey, I'm trying, this is where most people would recognize her from, okay? Most people on this call would recognize her from Sports Night. Okay, that's fine. She was also from Sports Night from noted monologist Aaron Sorken. our most talented puppeteer. That's not her fault. I blame David Mamet for all this shit.

As we should. But David Mamet also is not FBI special agent Joseph Bonavolonta who said that parents of children applying to schools like USC, like Georgetown, like Wake Forest, like Stanford and Yale, spent anywhere from 200 grand to 6.5 million and to guarantee admissions for their children.

Would you care, this is where the sports part comes in. Holly, would you care to discuss how they were patting their resumes and how they were getting guaranteed admission here? Can I also point out that you're missing the obvious joke, which is from 2015 to 2017, she was on American crime? Do water polo crimes, Felicity Huffman. Okay, anyway. Sports Night was the only good show, Aaron Sorkin never made drunk court international hush.

I'm not going to talk about how it's aged, much like Aaron Sorkin himself. Yeah, basically their crime here was, among their many, many, many, many crimes here, they all fell into one bucket, which is that their parents weren't rich enough. Normally, when you're rich and your kid's a dumb-dum, you just buy a library, or you put your name on a building, and then they get in. But these people resorted to what I'm going to call upper-middle-class crime. They're committing millionaire crime and not billionaire crime.

And getting your kids into college when they don't want to read books or play the violin only works when you're a billionaire. When you're a millionaire, apparently you get caught. Yeah, you weren't rich enough to do these crimes, okay? Because they're barely above your pay grade. Yes, completely. So essentially, sending a fixer, the request, getting the fixer in contact with the coach

who was going to happily sell out for your kid to get into this school. This included among other samples, okay? Points at which not only were words like this, okay, exchange. which was, hey, has anyone ever been caught for this? Not in 24 years. What have we been saying this entire time? We should all be doing more crimes. The 25th year go.

This bit of dialogue. Maybe he'll become a kicker. What we're guessing is that none of these people getting their kids into schools are statistics professors. Absolutely. None of them. All right. Nobody took staff.

And in addition to that, more dialogue, like, well, I had a boy last year, I made him a long snapper. And next line of dialogue, I love it. How big a fella was this long snapper? 145 pounds. And where this is our particular orbit. No, this is USC. And where this enters our particular orbit is that there are discussions at some point of trying to get. a child in as a Notre Dame football recruit, only to have it pointed out that Notre Dame

scrutinizes football recruits so closely that you're going to have to put them at USC. You got stash them at USC. This is the first time I've ever bought the argument that the Pac-12 doesn't care enough, except they do, rebutted, you got caught. It's like Juco for billionaires, USC. Oh, God. The least surprising element of all this, by the way, is a Stanford sailing coach indicted on federal charges of any kind.

If you told me, like, come on, if you're going to pin it on somebody, you're like, hey, man, listen, the sailing coach was involved in X. You're like, completely believe it. Yeah, I'm just glad we get to laugh at a crime that doesn't involve any human trafficking that we know about. Yeah, yeah. I like Jack in the chat on this call. There's a chat.

Oh, cool. Describe this as beige color crimes. Yeah, that's about right. This is an e-group crime. There are so many little details from this that I really wish to share and say out loud and really join with all of you in savoring. One, there was a family, the Enriquez, who had a daughter applied to Georgetown. By the way, I think it should just say something that, unless we're talking basketball,

if athletic prowess at Georgetown is a tipping point, your resume, it's already real flimsy. okay it's not going it's not like oh yeah listen this person is one of the most talented athletes at a non-basket sport at georgetown oh dog yeah wow we're already down there so the the enrique says had the daughter okay uh indicate that she played club tennis this is from the federal documents and has a top 50 ranking in the usta uh the footnote how does that set you apart at Georgetown not to profile but Jesus yeah come on like white collar nerds how's this really going to differentiate you here well the footnote is the real devastator here the footnote which a prosecutor put in because somebody writing

this was like I stab with a knife once it's clean it's deep and it's fatal the footnote is at her best she appears to have ranked 207th in northern California in the under 12 girls division with an overall win loss of two and eight. Somebody busted out a record. Wow. Like they could have just done the ranking, but they're like, no, no, no. Bitch was two and eight.

What school was she trying to get into? So they should have sent her to Wake Forest is what I'm hearing. Yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah. You could start with Power 5 at 2 and 8. I'm going to jump into the chat real quick. Thank you to our friends at Smokinglusket.com for pointing out the incontrovertible truth that a Kansas football team made entirely out of Lori Laughlin's kids beat Texas. People forget this.

this is canon yeah Lori Lawson by the way also this is oh man her case her case is astonishing because the daughter the daughter got in

to USC and I believe she applied as a rower to get into USC and then is now on Instagram basically posting

about how yeah that's cool I'm never really going to go to class if I get to college also I'm an Instagram influencer please buy these products

that's what she was done with this so far. You don't have to go to college. Okay, I need to lay out a plan for these parents because I don't think they're thinking this through. First of all, you are rich, so it doesn't matter where your kid goes to college. Second of all, if you are rich with a kid who,

and when I say your kid is a dumb-dum, I don't mean they have a reading disability. I write half my letters upside down. I mean, your kid doesn't want to go to college. That's fine. College isn't for everyone. You're rich. Your kid doesn't have to go to college to get a job.

You just have to call a producer somewhere. B, if your aim is to get your dumb, dumb child out of your house for as long as possible, why do you want them to get into a school where they actually care about throwing you out? My dad had a 0.29 GPA at Tennessee at one point, and he was on the seven-year plan, but where do you want your kid to go? Do you want your kid to go to Yale for a semester and get tossed out on their ass? Or do you want to stash them in Tempe for seven years? Think.

Yeah, keep in mind that another character in this, just in case like Aunt Becky isn't enough for you here, okay? The father in that... He's sad that Wright Thompson didn't break this. He's friends with these people. Wright Thompson would totally do this for his kid. I think real quick. His kid is very smart.

No, Saxe Maverick. I said 0.9 GPA, not 2.9 GPA. I think 2.9 is sadder because you're trying. Ryan? You're almost there. We have my brother. We're on the seven-year plan at Tennessee, and they're both just fine. And they both work with nuclear bombs now. That's great. I think real quick, just for some character study intro, who's our ranking full-house expert here?

It's not me. That's the problem. I don't have a lot of jokes because I missed this entire era. Yeah, it ain't me. I don't even that for you. No, I don't even... that one. Jason's twice you, I'm sorry. That joke was brutal. I barely liked the original

and I've never seen as people. Who among you in the comments is our ranking full-house expert? Somebody. Jack is correct. We all know the expert is Ryan. Yeah, yeah. He grew up in Tampa.

There's nowhere to go on Friday. Alex, are you able to come on, buddy? Oh, wait. Our friend Alex Kersner. Alex Kershner, we need to get you on mute it so you can tell us about Full House. All right, Alex, I'm attempting to unmute you. sir please welcome our ranking pit correspondent we're about to put pit in oh always a good

decision if i can figure it out when you figure it out Alex you just Alex you just keep talking until we figure it out here we go here we go there Alex hey yin's how we all doing hi yin's buddy we're good yin's it speaks so i had a question about the full house for you and yeah can you sort of the aunt becky character can you lay out the aunt Becky character as just a a brief sketch of this person what we know about her what might lead her to commit a federal felony and what might play into her currently not yet being in custody despite being indicted on a federal felony well she she's on the morning show wake up san francisco so i can only imagine that the strain that's been on local media nationally has also affected her.

And at that point, I think you've got your connections, but I don't know that you have the actual financial means at this point, given the strain on our industry. So you might have to call on some favors, and I think it's reasonable. And Nikki and Alex, her children with Uncle Jesse, are probably around college age right now, so it's a tough time for them. Okay. Brian Floyd points out that this call is happening, for those you listening later,

this call is happening exactly as Britain is taking a vote to tank Brexit, and I'm just so proud for all of us for being here and focusing on what's really important today. All right. I'm just going to pop out some details here, okay, occasionally. Imagine this, by the way, that reading, Honor about August 10th, 2017, CW1, directed Janky to create an athletic profile for, you know, defended Kimmel's son. Janky inquired to be email what sport the profile should be for and whether there are pictures or do I need to find one.

CW1 responded, Polvolter and asked her to find Pole Volter picks. Janky prepared an athletic profile falsely describing Kimmel's son as an elite high school pole Volta and including the following photograph. Now I have to tell you, this photograph is of a dude with kind of a foahawk, and he is absolutely torching a sick bolt. There is one problem here. It is not the kid in this application. It is not close to this kid in the application.

The kid in the application had never participated in Polvoalt or track and field at all. The kid did not know that this was part of his application until he applied. He discovered he's a champion pole. How did he find out? This is another great detail. Here we go. He found out when he was presented as a recruit. So this is the best part.

Okay? Here's the spouse in the case. And this is dialogue from a call, all right? That was obtained via wiretap. By the way, ha! The feds are wiretapping people over college applications. Just another little fun note here. so my son just got back from USC and it went great but the only kind of glitch was and I he didn't

my son didn't tell me this at the time but yesterday he went to his advisor he stayed a little bit and apparently the advisor said something to the effect of oh so you're a track athlete and my son my commentary who's obviously terrible at crimes said no so my son has no idea that's what that's the way we'd like to keep it how old were you going to try terrible at crimes they didn't tell him. Yeah, but come on, if somebody's like, so you're a track athlete and you got into USC and let's be honest, you probably. This isn't Gozer the Gozerian.

You don't just say yes. No, you knew you were marginal. You had to know, like, I don't know. Parents have spent their entire lives convincing these children that they're special. Oh, this is a good point. Like, I don't blame, I honestly don't blame the kids here at all because they clearly have not been smacked enough. that goes for all of us

the next yeah these are these are all amazing like they like the pictures did not match the kids there were people sold as basketball recruits

who were 5 5 who were listed as 6 1 all county and all state people like yeah this is the grift the grift is strong here

someone in the chat has created an account shut down full cat message that shut down full cat is not the room. Oh, shit, there she is. How did you do that? How did you summon her? Which? The other character I question I had, the Desperate Housewife. Can someone explain this person?

Just assuming that the character is the real person. I can't explain her character, but Felicity Hoffman is a beloved character actor who has appeared in many theater television and film productions whose names will provide ample puns for this crime story that what was the last thing she was in she was in BoJack Horseman last year oh well

the agony like that's I don't think this is too elaborate and You ought to have more self-awareness frankly Yeah this is this wouldn't pass as a BoJack Horseman storyline they would dismiss it as too ridiculous as too on like on the nose so were we aware that we have made an enemy from this whole ordeal

no this comes from uh let's see aunt becky's husband in real life i believe the creator of mossimo okay not only does he have an enemy in jenko and an enemy in other pacific sunware brands he has an enemy in us because go ahead and I quote this is Mr. Giannui Giannuli Massimo I'm sorry that's his name Gianniuile

Mosimo Becky is his full name we just met with our older daughter's college counselor this AM I'd like to maybe sit with you you being the fixer the assigator after your session with the girls as I have some concerns and want to fully understand the game plan to make sure we have a roadmap for success as it relates to our daughter

and getting her into a school other than ASU. God damn. He's not talking about Arkansas State. No, he's talking about our beloved... He's not talking about App State. Thank you to everyone posting updates on the Brexit vote in the chat. This is exactly why we signed up for this. And it sounds like I'm being sarcastic, but I'm not.

To me, the biggest surprise in this Mossimo position was that his name is not already engraved on like seven billings at Arizona State, considering he outfits their entire student population. I mean, come on. They wanted you there, man. Like, I'm pretty sure Paxon is like a 300-level class at Arizona State. Pax L'O outfits the, yeah. I mean, to me, it's like, if you're the type of person who's going to go through all this trouble,

you need some Arizona State in your life. Like, you really need to see how important school actually is. Brian talked out for students at Arizona State wasting clothes kind of waste time or wearing clothes waste time for them. And that's a terrific point, Brian, but sometimes they have to go to the grocery store. And what the fuck are you going to do? Wear quicksilver. Pathetic. I am now.

Like, this is the other thing, too. Brands, 90s brands that would not have been caught doing crime this obvious, okay? Stozy would have never been caught, all right? It probably would have led like a six-ducey tag, but no other evidence, and they couldn't even get popped on that, okay? Jirbode wouldn't do this, okay? No way Hillfigure's being caught doing this. No.

You wouldn't find Fubu shaming itself for a USC scholarship. Hell no, Fubu is going to Tempe, and they are going to have a delightful time and get a fine education. There's no way Rubik pumps are going through all this. They're going straight to the league, matter of fact. Should we, like, burn our Mossimo jeans? I don't think I own any, but if I do, I'll do the big display of burning them. Absolutely.

If they're in some, like, eighth-grade vault. Yeah, I'm absolutely boycotting them for slandering the fine Arizona State University. Fido 1084 in the chat says, big dog clothes is coming back, y'all. Big dog's like, hey man, listen, I got a couple of gift cards to get my kid to Georgia Southern. That's what we're doing. Another fine public institution you should send your kids to instead of these like guillotine-ready private schools, all right? That's what you should do. Send your kids to fine public institutions.

We already went through this, but like the kids clearly didn't want to be in college. Send them to Washington State. Send them to Tennessee. send them to Florida it'll be fine they'll be out of the house for way longer than they will if you try and shoehorn them into a real school listen you know what send them to UCF okay um definitely points out that peter jackson did send his kid to tennessee and i can actually tell you why i am not even in the sense that we never tell a joke on this program i'm not making this up peter jackson sent his son to tennessee and his daughter ended up following because

of Tennessee's top-ranked paintball program. I am 1,000% yes, like Hobbit Peter Jackson. I have 1,000% not kidding. Tennessee had the nations at the time top-ranked like interim paintball team. I am not, there is a Tennessee advisor

in the chat right now. I know you're there and you can back me up on this. It's because he was really into paintball and Tennessee had the best program. And then his sister ended up following him there. This shit is true. So for any of you younger folks, this is basically what this means is IRLs. Multiple people that can confirm this right now.

Oh, my God. We have multiple confirmations that the super rich children of Peter Jackson went to Tennessee because Tennessee has a sick-ass paintball program. Where are they from? New Zealand. Are they living correctly? Has Spencer ever told you anything about New Zealand? Yep.

Not one lie here. The perfect people making perfect decisions. Honestly, this is all the antidote I needed, like an entire day of these private school vampires. Look at the things they're doing to choke off all access to success from the rest of us. And then you bring a story like this. This is what rich people should be doing. Who are the good wealthy people?

Peter Jackson's children. Peter Jackson, who has a job that involves manipulative. and directing large groups of people to his will, including people with huge egos, did what any successful coach would do. He put his children in a position to succeed. Working with the tools and the offense that he's got, right? Yes.

We've all learned something incredible today. I can't believe I've never told you this. How if I never told you this story? It wasn't that long ago either. This was like several years ago. Lord of the Ding's. One flag to rule them all. One flag to rule them all.

You know that the whole story kind of is about capture the flag. Frodo had the flag. You had to take it to the other team's base. That's cool. Game over. Wow. That's amazing. Order of the ring, it will capture the flag.

Oh my God. I'm just, yeah, wow, that is absolutely. Peter Jackson, a secret redneck. Have you seen a picture of Peter Jackson? He's not secret. There's no secret to this. Peter is like most Kiwis. He does not enjoy wearing shoes.

Per of the chat, this is a stunning defeat for PM Prime Minister May, just to keep everyone posted in a world. You know what? If she had considered Arizona State, they wouldn't be in this position. See? That's it. instead she probably went to what some sort of oxbridgey kind of arrangement probably lied about being on the rowing team there by the way and jane coastin pointed this out if you're faking being

on the rowing team and they ask you to show up for the rowing team that's a bad two hours of your life oh god no it's awful that's terrible it's awful i mean this because i at one point in my life road crew and it's the hardest i've ever worked in my life do we by chance to have anyone in the chat who is outside of America like just anywhere not even England anywhere right now South Florida

it's like perhaps you can okay Luke is in Mexico is that close enough to explain explain Brexit no Texas Texas Connecticut Texas Texas no Texas

Texas Texas how have we gotten this far into this without making fun of Texas because it's impossible to make fun of Texas raise your hand if your mom committed mail fraud to get you into that T-Sipper school.

I'm raising my hand right now. Raise your hand if you wish your mom committed mail fraud. I know. To get to let you spend more time. It's a public school. Come on. Like, I wish, man. That'd be cool as hell.

That'd be sick. My mom committed mail fraud. Mom, you're the coolest. Mom, do wire fraud crimes. It turns out we have a lot of people outside the country. It also turns out we have a lot of people who already knew about Tennessee's paintball team, and I never felt closer to any of you. My God, I'm so happy to have learned that today.

Spencer, you're on a time limit here, right? I got about another 10 minutes. I think we can go another 10 and we'll be good, you know, because this is real life, but we had to talk water polo crimes. The other thing, too, like, of all the sports to show up at, they had to, you know, they actually did Photoshop, like, for USC's Water Polo, which the guy, the coach accused in the water polo case at USC is an amazing coach. He's won something like 15 or 16 NCAA titles.

If you look like, there's only two schools that win titles in the Pack 12 and Water Polo, and USC's won most of them, especially over the last, like, 20, 25 years. There is a bit where they are trying to Photoshop a kid into water, water polo and they have to say, hey, listen, that Photoshop you did, he's too high in the water, nobody gets that high out of the water, to which my response is, I do. Yeah. That's just how good I am, bro. Put me up like that. Jason, by the way, Kennesaw State currently competes currently appears to be ranked fifth in their class A long format paintball battle with, see, here, collect a bunch of drinking schools together. This is just an example of schools that you should send your

children to. Look at their paintball ratings. Jason, in the Mid-South Conference, you have, well, you have Liberty, but you know they do a lot of drinking there. Clemson, NC State, ECU, and Kennesaw State. Damn, that's a fine company almost entirely. I hope we all gang up on Liberty. Let me just go down the national rankings for Class A-A paintball real quick. These are all places, A&M's number two, by the way. North Texas is number one. All fine places to send your children follow.

University of Wisconsin, Milwaukee, University of Wisconsin-Platville, Ohio State. Congratulations, y'all. Georgia State is number 10. South Florida is in there. Iowa State. UMass. University of Wisconsin Whitewater. Wisconsin is a paintball hotbed.

Texas Tech. University of Missouri is in there at 19. I'm glad to see them shifting away from their failing. journalism program, which was never going to amount to anything after it produced Bill Connolly. It's all downhill from there. Maryland, Alex Kersner, number 20. Purdue at 21, Kansas State, 23. All of these are better places to go than Yale, is my point.

Agreed. I mean, listen, first of all, Yale's in Connecticut. No. I like a smoking musket our West Virginia site. way up there in the Class A long format rankings. In the chat we got Smoking Musket at West Virginia's site.

How the fuck do I not have a paintball program? I mean the answer is simple here. Those are fake guns. Yeah. Yeah, it's pretty obvious. And I assume that I assume that Tennessee is not a perennial national power

at this only because we are focused on real rifles, but you know, it's nice to get in some practice. I do want one team, like one really, like, expensive, academically prestigious school to have a really kick-ass paintball team. I can't decide who to give that to. You know, like, is it Rice? Do you give it to Tulane? Oh, you give it to Tulane.

Especially because you're like, I don't know, they might not be sober. Tulane, they might need it. Yeah, that's... You never know. I was a nice boy before I came to Tulane. did this happen to me covered in tats or maybe University of Miami now I'm part of an airboat mafia

yeah thank God I went to Tulane best decision I ever made of my life yeah I there's another thing in this that Aunt Becky was not at her house Felicity Huffman was at her house when they were never going to catch her no man she's in the wind y'all are gonna you all are gonna have to

Like, somebody in my mentions was like, I am D.B. Cooper. That we're never going to find her, man. Like, if America would shelter anybody, it would be somebody from a really mediocre TGIF show. Oh, you said it. You said mediocre. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Ripped your mentions. I thought, like, when this news is breaking around, it might have been like 9 or 10. almost immediately, I saw, like, the initial tweets like,

huh, what is this, huh? I think the third thing I saw was Bunky Perkins launching the hashtag free Aunt Becky. There's no time to waste. Let it fly, y'all. Got to be out there. Yeah, no, they're never catching her, man. It's going to take years.

Harbored by militias. Mike Miller of, of, smoking musket has found a picture of Aunt Becky behind bars on full house this is majestic thank you this is also by the way like if you go oh man is this is this completely headline pulling yeah the fans haven't really managed to make a pop with any cases

involved in the NCAA yet right like they're like oh man LSU's basketball coach completely told the player that he was going to make him a strong ass offer, which again, how do you know that it's the LSU coach? Because it wasn't a strong offer. It was a strong ass offer. Everybody becomes at O'Deron at LSU eventually. But this was their way of making a case. Like, I don't know, why don't you arrest somebody who's like a B-lister? That's really going to get it. Oh, man. What if Hugh Freeze, like, rescues Lori Loughlin and they fall in love?

Okay, yeah. Hugh Freeze, Cuck Massimo. Show her the real meaning. Show with the real meaning of liberty, the love of Jesus Christ, and Hewfrey. Show her the true flame. That's the part. I never know.

Or do you negotiate Aunt Becky's surrender, right? Like, we got her hold up. And a motel six. In Lynchburg, Virginia. Yeah. She ain't coming out. Hugh, we're going to need you. all right

for he was probably more of a motel four and a half wow good night everybody you're on fire right now but can Hugh Free stop Brexit Ava wants to know

yeah can Hugh it's just a flame of liberty how much are we putting on his plate here I was going to say isn't Brexit really kind of about vacating something so yeah this is his job he could totally do that we're going to vacate that

we're going to vacate that win at the polls. Yeah, this is definitely something Hugh Freeze is capable of. That'd be fine. Hugh Freeze, do airboat crimes. Let's see. I think we are about set here for the time being. I'm sure there'll be more developments that will get to an actual, not planned, but actual recorded episodes. Jason, how are we want to explain what our current schedule of episode dropping is to these nice people. So we have the live show audio.

Yep. Per sources, it does not sound like true Norwegian black metal this time. Sorry for everyone who is hoping for only the brutalist audio. But it was apparently it was accorded by, you know, actual professors. That would be perfect, right? Actual professors who are like, this is fascinating. People listen to this voluntarily. But, yeah, supposedly it turns out I've had no beers, endless mic.

I've just not slept as a thing. Supposedly, it sounds nice and we'll have it out as quick as we can, and we will also cut it up as quickly as we can. And then after that we had, what was it, Holly, we had upcoming plans, I guess. No, I mean, I'm just trying to figure out when we're dropping this versus when we're dropping the live show. Oh, okay. Yeah, it'll be a little bit of a log jam on your app.

It doesn't matter to you people because, you know, you're listening to this right now. But we've got so much content coming for you. Yeah. So right now, y'all know how we do. We have done it 100% of the time on these conference calls. It's time for 30 seconds of pure anarchy. Everyone is being unmuted. I love this.

I love this. I love this. She's cool. Hello. Hello. Thank you, everybody. Hello. And you're going to be a lot.

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