Shutdown Fullcast - FULLCAST AFTER DARK - College Football Live!! From LinkedIn!!!!

Episode Date: September 10, 2023

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I am watching the greatest game ever. I don't say it's hot. That's weird. It's so sexy. Do we want to wait for the room to fill up? Hell no. What are some emerging, hey, what are some emerging technologies in the online media space? This is a post idea on the shutdown forecast.

It's very important to convey to your employees as a basic principle of the company that we're going to eliminate all of the employees. That's the most important part here. We are about people and that's why we're getting rid of it. I am watching it also. I'm excited to see Alabama embrace AI as in hey, I fucking hate Tommy Reeves. Let me tell you what. Yeah, you know, I'm into I'm into GPT and that's, you know, getting pretty tired of this offense. you know what the best slash saddest part of all this is there's so many ways this could go yeah is that bama lost at home to texas i don't know if y'all saw what notice and it did not move any of us to say ah we should bump up the showtime yeah so so so spencer you shout welcome

and then jason and i have a thing we want to i think we want to dive right into this a little Yeah, Holly, you bring up an important point. We'll get right to it. I promise not to do that again. to the full cast after dark. Hey-haw! Okay, so before we started recording, Jason got on, and I said to him, I feel weird because this is the least excited or jazzed I've felt about an Alabama loss in I don't remember how long.

And Jason, you said, I felt exactly the same way. And then we decided to discuss. And then Holly said basically the same thing moments ago. So Spencer, let's check in with you as well. Did this feel like a lesser Bama loss to you? In terms of emotional satisfaction, absolutely. In terms of historical significance, something we can discuss, more significant than others. But yes, emotionally a bit of a B tier at best, Alabama law.

in the pantheon of satisfying Alabama losses. And that's not, none of that is Texas's fault. The part where they, the part where they lost is definitely Texas. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's a good point. That's a very, a Bama loss of this magnitude, losing at home, they never lose at home, losing this badly at home. This, uh, I believe the stat was their worst home loss since 2004. They haven't lost a regular season, non-conference game since the, the Louisiana Monroe loss. yeah like this should feel like a complete game changer but it doesn't hit even to the degree of like a normal Bama loss and honestly I think that are we supposed to say the Coors Light thing oh yeah we had some billboards for tonight Doug you had those right so this this show is brought to you by Coors Light how cool it is yeah the mountains are not red because Bama lost in fact they're blue because Coors Light is so fucking cool.

cold. Unlike Nick Saban's seat, brother, because that thing is warm. It's about to heat up. I don't trust a man named Tommy who weighs 170 pounds and fits in normal pants. I think the thing with this loss is the reason it hits less is, A,

Georgia won two straight national titles. So, like, beating Georgia is the bigger deal right now. But Bama looks so fucking flawed. And not flawed in the usual Bama fan sense where it's like, oh, we have one D who's only a 99 not a 100 and like stop crying you babies like that usual bama fan bullshit they've

done for years and years like it's real now their their offensive line is subpar like their quarterback he can throw it deep he's awesome at it i don't know if he can do much of anything else defense uh got got gaping holes in it all night long bama has actual flaws like this does not look like beating a perfect football device. It looks like beating a top 10 team. That's, that's what it is, is that normally to beat Bama, unless with, let's take the national championships away, because like when, when Clemson, when Clemson beat Bama, like that was just an ass kicking, just up and down the field when, uh, in the infamous fake field, kicker lead blocker game. was there anything texas did in this game that was like holy shit what a like heroic moment

what a like absolute legendary thing they did to try it like they had great some big plays but and but like Alabama was the one that had to do like weird old miss style like oh fuck we're not dead you know like Texas wasn't the team that had to do that oh he called you old miss bama god damn i was gonna say actually brother let's walk that one back that was brutal drop the fucking leg on him yeah like uh texas just kind of went out there and slung it that's it uh and you know then just sort of send a whole bunch of guys after bama's quarterback ball game like yeah this this is this is fucked up to say i don't look at that and be like wow that's the best game i've seen texas ever

play no they played very well they left a lot of they left a lot of they left a lot of points out there yeah it could have been much worse yeah they really did can i can i walk you through just a brief a brief little contest here okay just by position okay who looked better uh quarterbacks texas or alabama i'm gonna say texas by a little bit gonna say texas by a little bit yeah Yeah. I think so. Yeah. Running backs. Texas. I don't recall Alabama's doing anything. Nobody, nobody's looked. I wouldn't say anybody looked amazing running back wise. But you know what? It's 105. 105.107 in terms of yardage. Bamma actually average more, but most of that is just one or something. Yeah, there wasn't a lot of running. Well, also like a lot of Bama's rushing attack was the quarterback, not the running back. say Texas has looked better because pass pickup is an important part of playing running

back and I'm going to attribute some of that blame to Bama's running backs. Well, and also, and Texas did have to do the thing where they were like, all right, we're going to put it on the ground to end the game. And they did that successfully. Like, that's not a thing that's always easy to do against Bama. So I got three, to keep it simple, I've got three more categories. Okay. Yeah. Receivers. If we're including tight ends, then Texas is for sure yeah i don't even think you have to do that yeah a a mitchell's on the other team tatavian sanders yeah as well but yeah receivers advantage texas defense this is the one that if nick say but here's it it's going to make him like it's going to make him it's going to crack

something in him it's not even close it's not even close let's go uh five sacks to zero sacks nine tackles for last for loss to two tackles for loss mm-hmm yeah that would be the Texas longhorns, which were the clear superior. Ah, ah, ah, but, but. Who was the better kicker? That's right. That's right.

Finally, after all these years of Bama being bad at only one thing, now they're good at only one thing. It's kicking. Punning two, baby. With a long of 51. James Burnham was bombing him, y'all. 52.6 average on the punts. Yeah.

three inside the 20 frankly that's a Florida Gators team profile if we're going to read if we're going to read box scores can I make her request? Yeah sure can we go back to Clemson

are we today today Clemson yeah yeah sure did you see this? I mean which part I saw I saw a lot of the first half let's just take a gentle

or Spencer, take us on a gentle tour through Clemson, Charleston, Southern. And don't worry, Bama, we'll come back to you. Oh, yeah, we'll come back to it. This is not, this is one. So, you should know that after the first quarter, it was tied 14.14. That's funny. That was deeply funny anyway. And you should know that for a long time, this game until the third quarter was pretty tight. It was 2417. That's not really the funny parts, though.

No, no. I thought, I thought that was pretty interesting. Well, okay. What's, what do you, what do you find delightful? Is it, uh, Charleston Southern's 73 yards of offense and still hung around for a lot of this game? Uh, Charleston's 73. It's more when you start comparing totals. Mm-hmm.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, if it's like, start, start reading. If it, if this makes sense, start reading the box score side to side. Uh-huh.

First down. That's, that's where it really starts to sparkle. First downs. Clemson. Yeah, let's go. Yeah, here we go. 36 first downs. The Charleston Southern Buccaneers, four.

Here, wait, let's play a game. Is anybody not looking at the box score now? No, I am, unfortunately. Yeah. Okay. All right, but if you, the team stats page, if you're playing along at Homas where this really shines. Clemson passing yards, 405. Charleston Southern passing yards, 61.

The right. The Russian. One 66 to 17, but the real, the real, the real, the real charm of this is that looking at, like, the first half breakdown, where, uh, I don't think Charles and Southern had a first down and they were leading. Didn't need it. No. Sorry. They were leading in the most important stat, which is grit. What a weird game. Like, Clemson, Clemson's commitment to weird games is definitely going to be a fun. Sorry, I was looking for the, I was looking for the, I was looking. for this sickos markup earlier. Okay, so with 14 seconds left in the first, our

dear dumb children at the sickos committee pulled up the box court just the right moment. So tied 14-14, basically at halftime. First downs, Charleston Southern, zero, Clemson, 12. Total yards. Clemson, 198, Charleston,

Southern, six. Time of possession. Clemson, 1126. Charleston. 320. Yeah. Superb work. Superb work, Charleston Southern. I don't care what the box score says.

You were leading in the most important category, which is winning. Not for it. Clemson really managed to make a 6617 win look like weird and stinky. That's fucking talent, man. That's entertainment. They managed to have a moment of stress in the Charleston Southern game. That's astonishing. You know who had the worst day of all, though?

I have many, many answers for this. Here's my candidate, and I'm not, I'm not even being facetious here. Anybody who showed up to the Virginia Tech Purdue game endured like, what was it, like a six-hour delay? Yeah. And then had to watch their team fall behind. I think it was, they fell in a 17-0 hole. they climbed back out of that to make it 1717 at halftime and then they lost when they got out scored seven zero in the fourth quarter the virginia tech experience what an absolutely shitty day

you had if you went to that game um there was also by the way i think i would say another loser in this even though they won the game would be boston college because they also had a lengthy weather delay everybody had a fucking weather delay it was not easy today not that by the way the boston college one i'm only mentioning for this there were people like like showing their ass literally running around the field yeah at boston college because there might have been 50 people left in that stadium and might have and and barely beat holy cross is a good fcs team but yeah yeah but barely won that um virginia totally blue several chances to beat jm you didn't do that.

What else these weather delays did was created a log jam when they all started back up in the afternoon slate, which is pretty good. All the times when it would have been handy to have, oh, I don't know, some kind of quad box service on a major television provider that you could choose which games to watch in each of the four slots. My version of YouTube TV lets you, you can choose which quad box you want, but you can't pick the slot. It's just like, and it's, it's a weird sort of. of like, aha, you must, one of these must be this terrible game that you don't want to watch. I just want to talk to whoever puts those things together. Like, I appreciate that it exists and I get why they're not customizable because they want it to be, because like not every remote could work with a, you know, customizable quad box.

I get it. Yeah. But they need help putting those things together, like in the middle spot, which would have been perfect because you had Alaska, Miami, Texas, A&M, Ole Miss Tulane. like there there were easily four games of interest in that spot it was perfect quad box material but i swear everyone had fucking wagner navy in it right you know and there was only one with elassico in it out of the like 20 of them okay whoever whoever puts those things together is a is a wagner fan i guess by the way according according to hokey hero virginia tech replaced their quarterback on the last

drive oh go get it kid sure great job sure um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um Um, I will, I will say I did appreciate that quad box at one point was letting me watch the US Open Women's Championship match as one of my quads. So we're ranking co in the top 25 this week. So that was worthwhile. All right. Jason brought it up. So it's time to talk about L fucking Asico. Sure. Uh, first note, of course, Brian Ferrence did not, um, did accrue 25 points for the second straight week. He is behind. He's down. But, but dancing so close. Like, whoever

came up with 25, like fucking knew how to set this line. Oh, it's just tantalizing. So that it would be interesting every, it's, it's always a little, it's always there. Like there's always, they just need one drive. And then they just don't get that one drive. Yeah, Brian Farrant's currently six under going into the third round. I do think that's so Iowa State on their, I think penultimate drive of the game was taking forever. And they ended up scoring a touchdown.

Eight, eight minutes. Right. And the broadcast is like, what the hell is Iowa State doing? They're playing like, they're ahead. And in actuality, I'm like, I think they want to fuck with Brian Ferrence. I think they're like, if we just, Brian Ferrence. Yeah. They want them to hire a good offensive coordinator so they can win as opposed to the bad offensive quarter. They're like, I think they've got the retrograde logic here completely understood. And I think they understand it all too well that they need somebody who wants to score points so that they can win because the only team. that compares is Iowa State. The other thing Iowa keeps doing is like putting up good first half numbers. And granted, one of these was a pick six. But like they had 17 points at halftime. I'm pretty sure they scored on their first two possessions last week against Utah State. So they keep being like, uh-oh, well, this is, this is where, this is where Brian lets it rip.

This is where he, this is where shit gets awesome. And then it's like, nope, three points in the second half. Here's your 20. Brian Farrin should absolutely, he's king of blackjack is what he is. Yes, those in the chat. Defensive touchdowns count. Absolutely, yes. The pick six today is the only thing that got them close to the 25.

Up next, they have Western Michigan. God, you better be able to break 25 against Western Michigan. Because after that, you're going to fucking Penn State. You're going to score four points against Penn State. Like, you're going to be in the hole pretty soon if you don't run it up against. WAMU. They will try to hand that game to you, but you don't have to let them. I, the other half of El Asico, I feel like every version of this game now amounts to

Iowa State plays terribly for three quarters, does just enough in the fourth quarter where you're like, uh-oh, maybe they are going to pull this out. And then, like, has the least interesting, in this case, it was a fourth and one run that, like, lost three yards like they they i i cannot remember i was state always like does the like a hero's return and then the hero like throws up and chokes on his own vomit that's very mythic quest yeah yeah also shouts out to all the iowa state fans shooting the middle finger at any politician within range there were a lot of them there were so fucking political ads this game. Oh, okay.

We saw the one, I had never heard of this person. We saw presidential ad for a dude. I've fucking never heard of. Who is, he has a really he has a head shaped like a Mars attacks alien. What's this person's name? I want to say I don't remember. I already don't.

Somebody in the chat will go ahead and put in Perry Johnson. Perry Johnson? Who the fuck is Perry Johnson? I don't know, but you'll love it. He rephrased the whole entire, like, he's like, hey, are you tired of the government did you hate doing stuff they you know he the ad then went on to it sounds like one of our fucking bits yeah the ad then re contextualized the entire january 6 incident as hey grandma and

grandpa just wanted to look and see if you know what was up they just wanted some answers they now they're getting 70 years in jail and we're like sounds pretty good i'm uh i i scrolled through politico's list of the 2024 gop candidates to find this guy he's very last um they're write-up includes his winning path actually getting on the ballot would be a good start sounds like it sounds like perry's bit of a long shot uh he did he has he has participated in the world bridge championships on six occasions though and he finished eighth overall in the 1998 championship in france heck we're talking about him right now that's right now. When did the program, Bubba Frog also informed us earlier that this was a national Fox buy from him.

Okay. Sure. Like not just not he didn't just, he didn't just like buy this ad in Iowa for Elasico. He bought it everywhere. Hey, speaking of money wasted, I would like to go ahead and are you talking about Texas A&M? Yeah. Thank you. There you. All right. Well, why what's funny about Jimbo flailing against a resurgent Miami team while Florida State is also good? Can we talk about It's not Here are some things Here are some things Miami did in this game They had a punt blocked

They muffed a punt return They missed a 54 yard field goal They had 10 penalties for 115 yards Awesome They went three of nine on third down And you know what? They won this shit easily It didn't matter in the fucking slightest Not at all

Hey do we have a Clim Kitchens update? I will I will delegate myself to that i will okay i know that i know that mario said at the end that he was uh apparently awake and talking to the trainers when they took him to the locker room but there was a scary scary hit on miami superhuman safety at the end of the game and he was carted off both in the chatter saying he's okay awesome yeah he's smiling he's smiling on a face time call with uh gilbert furson so oh that's the best possible news yeah so non-specific but good news on cam kitchens yeah but how tall is he again is he the six five one

is he the one who's like yeah is he's the one who's like built like predator i just love i love the idea of a six five safety because he could just kind of like he can provide run support by kind of just like no never mind he's the no never he's the other one i this is why i love uh this is why i really love Miami safety is because they have one who's six five and they have cam kentz who's five 11 yeah his name's not For the chat, not kitchens, kitchens. Kinchins. Yeah.

Did I say kitchens? No, no, no. I think people just, you know. You know, NFL season here, so everybody's thinking about Friday Kitchens because, you know. Dude, you want to feel, you want to feel ancient. Jay Feeley's fucking kid is kicking for Colorado. Yeah. That's true.

So I want to paint, I want to paint the picture for you, by the way, in a couple of very specific instances from this A&M Miami game. Hey, it was fourth and one. one and the Aggies needed the ball. They needed to go ahead and convert in order to keep the game. Wait, they had the ball? They had, yeah. Okay, okay. They had, I'm sorry.

You said they needed the ball and that made me think they were on. Well, they needed the ball because they needed to extend this drive. Third and one, uh, third one at AM's 43, uh, in the third quarter. And the score is 31 26. Brothers and sisters, that's a, that's a five, that's a five point game. We call that a, we call that a Cinco. because that's that spanish for close and they needed one and they ran and amari daniels came around and first of all miami's defensive line beat ass all game long they forced they bounced amari daniels

out to the left exactly what they should do jaden davis met amari daniels and oh my god the most perfect crown on ball placement combined with a massive hit of incredible force i i've seen in years just like textbook fuck you defense followed up by a beautiful scrum for the ball with no fewer than 28 Miami defenders running off the bench to get it like exactly like what are these two teams right now that like a and m need a third and one and they they're you just like it was like they were never going to get it. They could have run that play 50 times in a row and Miami would have caused a fumble 49 out of 50. I just want to note to everyone who is panicking because apparently the Twitch stream went down. That's why I should have been watching on LinkedIn. That's right. Yep.

The serious business stream. Also, I appreciate all the people saying, what the fuck they have good audio? It's almost like Twitter's audio last year wasn't our fucking fault. So Miami, me, Texas National Championship is what I'm hearing. That's like you take the horns that are down and you flip them up. Yeah. And they're becoming you. Beautiful you. Yeah.

Yeah. Hey, the whale slap ad is back. That's true. It's been five years. I was really happy to see that. That's how I know this is going to be a heater of a year. The whale is running for the GOP nomination. When was the last whale slap song?

year it feels like it's been like four or five years right like they've had they've had Pacific life commercials but not the good one right I feel like it's been a lot longer than that I don't know it might be like it's it's been it's been several years no I think you're right I think that's a good harbinger the SEC is the SEC is leaking everywhere leaking points leaking prestige the whale slap returns to save us just as real whales are you know rising up against their oppressors in the seas and gandolph the gray rides to eisengarde to ask what the fuck is up with that fox graphics package gandolph the gray whale oh you mean you mean fox presented by crazy taxi you don't

like that i'm on board now yeah no in with bootleg young life now i want gus johnson in the offspring so wow wow wow wow that's how good to that's how good today we're gonna bring it all the way back to pizza hunt. Dude, bus today was, I've never heard Gus be this angry at a player. He sounded like Gary Danielson

talking to Tennessee. Who was he mad at? A quarter ball on a football team. Oh. Oh, well, you know what? You know what? God. We could talk about it.

That was a weird fucking game. I didn't mean to actually get into it. Like, watching Nebraska at this point, like the act of watching in itself feels like bullying. So two, so a couple of things. One, Nebraska's defense. should be fucking livid in the first half

Colorado's average field position on the seven drives they had was their own 48 and Nebraska managed to hold them to 13 points but their offense is a goddamn nightmare Nebraska's offense this season has had 23 drives and eight of them have ended in a turnover it's fucking nonsense like what are you supposed to do like that's how do you keep your from a psychological liberal world lincoln right from a psychological industrial psychology standpoint how do you keep the two halves of your locker room together while

this is happening it's there there were footballs like bouncing off of guys going in motion like every way you could fuck up a snap nebraska did it and once it wasn't nothing mat rule could be at a barbecue right now right yes that mat rule chose instead of simply spending the carolina panthers money to accept the Nebraska Corn Huskers money to field this product in which like snapped balls are just bouncing off of everything in sight. Honestly, watching

this game was the worst I've felt for a quarterback since Kirk Cousins had to play Alabama or since the Reggie Ball era. That was how just like, please end this game this was. No, I wasn't joking earlier. I felt bad continuing, like

the act of continuing to watch it made me feel bad. Like I felt like a bad person they are they are just like and and their defense is good like their defense was good in the minnesota game there they played very well in the first half of this game and then i think they just decided like fuck this i'm not going to be the only one working on this group project i hate all of you listen i i i really i really love nick fitzgerald the guy used to play qb from mississippi state but when he threw the ball it looked like he had a hoof or a hand and that's that that's pretty much the closest comparison i have you could probably do shovel passes at least

yeah that's the close one of those go awry Jeff someone in the chat asks why we're not happy about Nebraska's no that's how bad this was right exactly like we have spent three years Nebraska as one of our like go-to punch lines and we feel bad for Nebraska yeah this was horrifying yeah and also and not for nothing but it has provided for the second week in a row i'm not trying to bring everybody down i know we're having a good time and i know they have some super talented players on there these are some wild data points to be plotting colorado from yeah i feel like the bottom is going to fall out of this and it has nothing to do with colorado or the coach or anything like that but everything to do with we have no idea who they've played and it's about to be

week three. I think there are two counterpoints to offer. One, in both games that they played, I would argue that they improved in the second half over the first half. That is very true. That's the one thing I would say in their favor. Well, that was the one thing I would say that I'm confident about. And the other thing is that as weird as this game was, and as weird as the TCU game was in some regard, Colorado has already shown us they can win two different kinds of game. And that's not nothing like no that is true and it's not that i'm trying to find a reason to like it's not that i'm trying to find a reason to poke a whole of this colorado thing it's that i am terrified that we are walking out onto an unknown bridge with unknown suspensions like i'm not

arguing that i know and you don't i'm arguing that it's impossible yes yes and well i think the thing with them right now is they are the team that everyone must have an opinion on like it's not just must have an opinion on you must have a huge opinion like it has to be either Colorado is going to win the playoff and somehow three Heismans this year or Colorado is all bullshit and the worst thing that's ever happened to college football. Well, and after

what happened, and after the team that they played last week was like a super weird team to Open Worth, given what had happened to that team the last time we saw them. So what did they do this week? Entered an even weirder game. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Like, this is the team that if you're a hardcore college football fan, all the

casuals in your life approach you to ask, is this real or not? And you're expected to know. My father is texting me from Norway trying to figure this out today. Holly, the point you make about their opponents is it's what I was thinking about watching this game. Like there is no way to know a team that played TCU's defense and Nebraska's offense. You cannot know what to make of that team. Like picture of this on graph paper, you don't know where to put them because you don't know where to put TCU and you don't even know what to draw for Nebraska. It's not a dog. It's going to scribble. Is it a question? Do you poke a hole in

the paper with your pen. It's just their paper. You do the Superman S, but you accidentally fuck it up. So it looks like a P and stuff. So anyway, like I, I fuck up. Listen, I, I love Colorado, like, as a school and as a team. And I want them to succeed. Hey, guys, guys.

Can I, I'm sorry, can I amp up the weirdness here? Just in case the weirdness is. Yeah, sure. That's not there. Touchdown, Cal. Hey. Oh, no. So let's check in on the PAC 12th.

Well, the dream of the perfect Pac-12 is fucking dead because, Because Arizona. Well, let's see how close we got. I know. I know. I'm sorry. We're deciding in the pre-show. So UCLA handled San Diego State, Colorado, of course.

Honestly, the score looks great against Nebraska. Wazoo held off Wisconsin. Oregon came back against Texas Tech. Utah came back against Baylor. Washington handled Tulsa. Cal has what, so they've scored? Do I have that right? I'm still seeing a seven three.

If Spencer is right. It's 10, it's about to be 107. I'm watching it right now. It's 107 with 427. Yes. Okay. Arizona State is currently leading Oklahoma State. Oregon State, of course, is handling UC Davis.

USC is even defeating the ACC team Stanford. So it really could end up that the PAC 12 could have been perfect through week two, if not for Arizona falling in overtime against Mississippi State, which Arizona covered. They got to overtime. it's an encouraging performance and they had to come back from what 21 down to force overtime yeah honestly this is a really good day for arizona except they fucked up pack 12 perfection um you almost let me forget about it but now i didn't baler i'm sorry oh man can we talk about you doll's last play call sure please yeah yeah look i think we reround this like 12 times mm-hmm Yeah. So Utah, no, T, defending a Baylor team that, I'm a Baylor team that got a lucky shot downfield and managed to, I'm sorry, not O T at the very tail end of the fourth quarter, got a lucky shot downfield and was within striking distance of, you know, a good Hail Mary opportunity, right? And what would you do? You might, you might play pre-event, right? You might play, you know, a deep zone. You might move everyone back to the goal line, right?

That's what you might do. You know what Utah did? Engage eight, baby. Engage fucking eight, nukes away. Can I defend this? Okay, I asked if we could go through this just so I could defend this call on the part of Kyle Whittingham. Okay, stressful situation.

You're losing to God damn Baylor after your star turn in week one. What do you do in the, I'm not sure that there's a better call in the heat of the moment than putting your players in a position to do what they love best. Yeah, sure. Right? Sure. Like it's a mic,

it feels like a microcosm of like putting them, putting your players in the best possible position to succeed. Like, I'm not mad at this. It didn't work. I'm not mad at it, though. I mean, pass and complete.

Yeah, shit works. Scoreboard says it worked. Yeah, from the they were on the Utah 22 it wasn't even like he had to like put his ass into the throw but on the Utah 22 Utah was like hey you know what got us here mindless aggression beautiful so you put them in the play that you know for sure that they can execute it's an emotional blitz but unlike Todd Grant thank you uh thank you freedom cripple it's an

emotional blitz but unlike Todd Grantham I don't hate it also unlike Todd Grantham's they actually affected the quarterback. Where is Todd Grantham? Have we done this game recently? Oh, God. We should probably, we should probably, hang on. Defensive line coach for the New Orleans Saints.

Oh, well, what a perfect place for him. Jason, how are you taking this news? I welcome this news. A team that hasn't had any problem with emotional violence ever. So, what else we got? in the NFL there is no margin for error one mistake can change the outcome of the game science proves quality sleep can help boost reaction time recovery time and overall athletic performance as the official sleep wellness partner of the NFL sleep number's mission is to provide players with data and insights to optimize their sleep for the ultimate competitive edge sleep is essential for recovery and we all have unique needs that's why sleep number smart beds are perfect for couples with individual visualized settings for each side. Since 2018, Sleep Number and the NFL have teamed up to bring quality sleep to elite athletes. Eight out of 10 NFL players, including 80% of Kansas City Chiefs

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J.J. McCarthy has thrown 55 passes this season, and he's completed 48 of them. It's just very funny to me. Oh. That's all. You know, it's all. Hmm. Hmm. No, no, never mind.

Never mind. Live update, by the way, Stanford Zero, USC 35, with 923 left in the second. Yeah, the room, like, Alex Grinch, I think, knew that this was going to be on a network people could actually get. Because right now, Stanford is three of nine passing for 50 yards at a pick. Now, that's the Stanford, I know. We should recognize the one true team of Houston this evening. Thank you, sad DCU fan. Did you lose, this simple quiz, did you lose to food?

Houston, check, yes. Lost to food. Not the first time Houston's lost to food. Tennessee almost lost to pee. I don't want to talk about it. That score looked quite rough for a while. Okay, there's going to be a meme. There's going to be a meme coming out.

God, I watched almost all of this. There's going to be a meme coming out of this game, but I got to tell you, this is not a case of Joe Milton overthrowing every receiver. There were balls going behind. He threw behind him a bunch, but there were so many weird drops, and there were some weird officiating, and Austin P. came with their fucking hair on fire, and they absolutely deserved to win this game.

But I don't feel like we should make jokes, because you can imagine that if Tennessee and Florida are both this bad for this whole year, this podcast is going to sink to new depths of unbearability. That's all right. We'll become a Falcons podcast. All right. I wanted to cite one.

You know, this was a day where I think there were a lot of extremely tough losses for people, but a little lining, silver lining, if I can put this on it for UVA. They did lose to James Madison, a little bit of intra-state violence between two Virginia schools. But I think they found their quarterback.

This is the classic like, hey, you might have lost a goal. game, but you found a quarterback. And I only want to mention him because, because his name is Anthony Calandria. He is from St. Pete. He played for Lakewood in Pinellas County. He is the most hyped up white boy on the planet. It's beautiful. He has individual handshakes for his linemen. As a freshman, two freshmen. He has individual handshakes for his lineman. He did the big man flex after throwing his first of how many touchdowns? He threw three on the day. This was his second his second in as many drives

and he did the big flex after that like he was like eight minutes to do his college career like yes my house bitch he take off his helmet and he looks like a precious moments doll yeah no he was cooking he was cooking I don't know if you VA's

I don't think I don't know if you can be good but holy shit they got they got a hype dude they got a guy yeah we haven't had true we haven't had a true like capital W capital E white excellence quarterback in a long time and this is this is a strong candidate and we're going to get him for a couple more years at least hopefully that is is cam rising count that you know what he might be

he might be the the previous throne holder yeah i don't know this this dude is this dude is something different i'm looking forward no this is not stets invented erasure dude you listen that's that's a different kind of white i would like to read a score and then move on and say nothing else about it if that's all right yeah go ahead missouri 23, Middle Tennessee, 19. It's not good. So with 941 left in the fourth, Oregon State is up 55-0 nothing on UC Davis. Look at that.

I want to commend Fansville now in apparently year six of this production for the real alignment ad where the two fans are departing to go to different conferences. And it's like a breakup and they get into an argument about recruiting. and the guy on the bus, his last line is, yeah, well, our academic standards are so high. And it's this pause where it's like, are they going to cut back to her? And she's like, no, ours are higher, but they don't do that. They just end with him being the sad bitch who's defaulting to academics as if that shit matters. And like, yes, you get it.

Fansville, you get it. Like academics are the punchline here. Academics are the joke. Anyone who says, but our academics is a loser. So, like, yes, Fansville, we are still in good hands. We still trust you. We're still kind of mad that you never let us world build for you, but it happens. That's all right.

You keep giving the That's his Dr. Pepper Hand Girl work, and for that, we praise you. Another score I'm just going to read, and we'll say nothing about it. Kentucky 28, Eastern Kentucky 17. That's not good either. The SEC East had a real fucking weird day today. You think it was the hail? Oh, there was a monster hail. store at uh whoever temple was playing who was temple playing ruckers yeah yeah

i'm like we're going over all these scores and i'm like well we beat me niece i'm pretty happy two and oh ruckers baby hey um so you know who did score 25 points against uh against utah state that'd be idaho state i i i didn't but uh anyway what about the cc east um you got we got weird it got weird all over the place you just read kentucky score yep uh georgia played a game georgia did that thing where they they did nothing like georgia's sleepy first quarter set in and then they scored 31 in the second quarter so you could safely turn it off so like georgia did us the courtesy of not making it so that we did not have to keep checking in on georgia and i appreciate that

i think kirby does this on purpose like i think kirby's like you know what mark did it too georgia's like Georgia against a sub a sub power five opponent in the first quarter in Athens is you might as well not show up. I think this is a thing Georgia does on purpose to like prop up message boards in seasons where Georgia looks really good, but the schedule is not that interesting. And it's just like, all right, we're going to go out there. We're going to fart around for 15 minutes. And that's going to get the message board poster is all hot and bothered. And that's how we're going to keep the third most important part of our economy alive. Kirby smart our socialist king

Thank you bro-bromo There's a chance this team is not worth glancing at Until the postseason No yeah Because like okay okay maybe Just looking at the schedule like Okay maybe Ole Miss is a little bit better than we thought Oh like

Not that much South Carolina's Yeah Ole Miss played a weird I mean I'm emphasizing Maybe and a little bit You know Tennessee maybe not quite what we hoped.

Florida, obviously not what we hoped. I'm sorry, one and one. One and one. South Carolina, a step lower than we've hoped. So, like, George's schedule started as looking not very difficult, and it's growing less difficult by the minute. I think that's neighborly of everyone around.

But that's because they don't play in a tough conference, like the Pac-12. Or the Big 12, where Texas is. That's right. we're going to get some of the best transitive victory chains out of this like so good wait wait wait wait so we're we're barely into the season Alabama's lost to a non-conference team LSU's lost to a non-conference team both in ways that are like oh don't feel great about that yeah like do we get to write that actually the SEC's not that good this year do we get to do

that is it time yeah yeah yeah cc fucking sucks SEC, third best conference. Maybe fourth. It just means fourth. Yeah, let's go. It just means moribund. It leans more. It leans more because it's structurally unfound. Speaking of moribund and lean, have we done UNC yet?

A&M lost out of conference. Vandy was the winning his school in the conference. They lost out of conference. Mm-hmm. Lost to, lost to, wait for us. Wake Forest looked fine. Wake Forest looked fine. Yeah.

This conference is sick, and it sucks and garbage. Trash. Oklahoma is 2-0. Nobody look at that. Cal just picked Auburn, by the way. Yes. Hell of yes. Yes.

More proof. More proof of the decay of the nation's former greatest football conference. You know what we need to restore this SEC to glory is a religion. We need moral leadership. We need to replace Greg Sankey with some sort of clergy. Or we need to get Ohio State to join the SEC. That would work, too. I'll tell you what, if I'm Texas and Oklahoma, I'm looking at this conference like,

ooh, no thanks. Changing my mind a little bit. I'm going back to the Act 12 where they play football. I'm excited for Texas to immediately come in and be like, Jesus, we got to do everything again. We really got to clean this place up. God, here we are slumming it once more. I do like, by the way, this set up a great storyline that you guys have just

uncovered for me which is that Texas gets to come in and they get to be like it was time to teach you boys how to play real football I think Texas should roll up and launch the Longhorn network again just on their own just crowdsource that shit we're sick of sharing money with these pores Texas I'm confident you can broadcasts on LinkedIn we can do it you can do it we will help you Texas they're going to go in and they're going to come in and it'll actually be like partially true right like it looks like you guys need our help and they'll fall the shit again four and eight baby oh no sark took the broncos job we're fucked there's no way to replace sark so it's only when texas is actually trying to prove something that they're good like once their uh hubris level is back to normal Texas hubris levels that's when they fall apart yeah yeah oh man we might even be

able to bet this in season right who does texas play next that's what i need to know who do they play next week uh it's a it's a lesser on it next week i believe let's see next week they are playing wyoming oh dear but not in not in Wyoming not in no the rest of the schedule for texas is like it's a lot of b plus challenges yeah like oklahoma i i will change terribly say is like a question mark at this point. Houston has Houston just lost rights. Kansas is, I think Kansas is a very scrappy team and Kansas has certainly given Texas a lot of fucking problems over the years. Kansas State is a question mark. TCU, not great. Iowa State sucks. Texas tech. Yeah, you kind of suck too. Like, you're a lot of, I'm seeing a lot of teams

where you could see a lot of explicable losses, but also the kind of losses that would immediately eject you from the playoff conversation yeah yeah i think a lot of these teams will uh will normalize a little bit i think that's i think you're right i think you're right probably or alabama's gonna lose five games and this won't mean shit well that part is true i mean texas is gonna need some quality wins at some point on this schedule i mean granted they've beaten rice they've beaten rice that's a good win a friend of the program our our our work grandson richard johnson was in tuscalo lucid night. Do we know if he was going with his Bama 3 lost ride again this year? I'm clear. I don't listen to NFL podcasts.

Fair enough. I'll find out. You know who, you know, you know what's setting up to be a very interesting game in a couple weeks? Notre Dame, Ohio State. Oh, boy. Like, oh, I think, oh, I think I've heard about those teams. Like, I regret to say that Sam Hartman is really, it has made me realize how. how underwhelming the quality of quarterbacking has been at Notre Dame for a long time. Cause like Sam Hartman's just fucking great. Brady Quinn has the single season record at Notre Dame with 37 passing touchdowns. And like Sam Hartman's definitely going to blow that shit away. No question. Which means like how this is the the weirdest part is that like

how hard is he going to get gassed up. I bet he actually gets less I bet he gets like less gas from like people trying to like pump him up than all of Notre Dame sort of homegrown QBs because they're like you know we're just kind of renting him he's not you're not a real son yeah like they're probably the only people in the world like slightly uncomfortable with this right like maybe yeah I mean maybe Michigan would like Catholic converts are the weirdest people in the world right right Ryan Day blamed the new clock rules for only putting up 35 on Youngtown State.

Man, I got to say, this is, this is, I know we did this rant last week, but didn't you We're really stretching. What, what can't you blame on the clock rule at this point? Fucking right. No. You can't blame throwing two picks to the Texas defense and running headlong into a pass rusher. Sure you can.

Sure you can. With a little more time, Bama could, actually, could have thrown three intercessions. With a little more time, Tommy Reese would have called some more bullshit runs up middle. I think this is what Chris Nolan's Tenet film was about. I'm just never going to recover from hearing

Bama fans booing runs up the middle. Yeah. What a world we have entered. Is that when we got up? It used to be all they wanted. Is this what we want football to be guys?

We no longer want football to be that. The idiot from Notre Dame is trying to make football the thing we used to want. I do get that argument, though. That they're like, yeah, Tommy went to

Notre Dame. I don't trust him. I need a man who understands what it takes to make a program sing, somebody who went to Troy, somebody who went to Texas State. I need somebody with coaching experience from FIU and the CFL. I want to see some real numbers on there. Not some payness. I need someone who's been fired by the Bengals or whatever. Yeah. I want I want the third best running back coach in the NFC South. I want Freddie Kitchens. That's who I want. God damn it. bring freddie home you know who understands throwing for two fifty two t ds and two interceptions and a loss that's right freddy kitchens that's the most organic freddy kitchens content we've ever done

it's freddy kitchens meat that damn tommy reeds needs some meat on his fucking bones look at him how's he how the hell is you going to call an offense if you can't eat a burger city mouse and you can't even call in an order he looks too healthy i need you to be sick sick i need you to look sick because you know what I want you to look like that you're sick of losing if you don't smoke if you don't smoke you don't care he's a wrong kind of sick he's sick like a dying page at agencourt when he needs to be sick like i've smoked 17 cartons of virginia slims that tommy rees got a french body i don't like it oh my god there's the game-based sign tommy reese looks

french yeah do you know what offensive you know what offensive excellence is i want you look like David Cutcliffe in the booth seconds for seconds from plunging head first to end this torment we call existence that's what I want my offensive coordinator that's a run up the middle I would cheer it's like it's like they it's like they're accusing him of stealing valor or something what the hell what the hell's he know of running up the middle he don't know a damn thing about running up no damn what is this pickets charge And we're just, we're just two weeks away from Alabama playing their most annoying former, former nephew, Lane Kiffin.

I'm pretty sure of more platforms into Tulane today. If we, like, if we immediately go from, Nick Saban always beats his assistants. He just always does it to, to, to, he can't beat any of his assistants. David is beset on all sides by increasingly powerful son. Do Sark and Lane both beat Bama at home this year before the end of fucking September? My God. And then he loses the Jimbo in a typical 7 and 5 Jimbo year with a win over Bama. That's every Jimbo season.

Let's do a little caricature with like, let's do like a Mr. Mom thing with Nick on this cover, Sports Illustrated, just kind of shrugging. And Sark is sitting on one of his feet with his arms and legs. wrapped around his leg, and Lane is on the other one. And Jimbo's come up behind him with a frying pan and an apron and his little turtle muscles. Sark beating Nick Saban with 700 pounds of defensive tackle in the middle, and a great quarterback and two wide receivers or two receivers capable of shredding that defense. Noteworthy, chuckle-worthy. Yeah.

Lane Kiffin. Lane Kiffin's going to be like, I ordered everything Wiley Coyote ever bought it. Lain Kiffin is like, Lane Kiffin's going to be like your friend who's like, yeah, so I'm taking Krav Maga. I'm also taking a scream of the Filipino art of fighting with a newspaper in the streets. I'm also reading the memoirs of the man who trained the SAS

by getting his ass kicked in Hong Kong. I'm also practicing judo. Do you do any cardio? No, cardio is for the week. My cardio is fighting. He's skinny, too. So I think he's actually got a lady spending the night this year. Oh yeah, no, he's looking

He's looking great Which probably means he could spend more time on that bullshit Someone in that house is putting sunscreen on the back of his neck And you know it's not him Nick Sabin is looking at Alabama's schedule And it's just click holes Which one of my garbage sons are you things Yeah, either Lane or Jimbo is dreaded Laramie.

Actually, right now Sark has the dreaded Laramie title See if anyone can take it. Oh my God, Lane is the Chris Fleming child is the child in Chris Fleming's Structured Hat song. Lane's going to take a living home into hell. In the chat, BuzzLH-13 has the most haunting three words I've ever seen strung together,

which is Capoeira, Lane Kiffin. Can we imagine, how does Lane pronounce Capoeira? Capabara. Capibara. Capibara. We're doing a lot of Capabara. Just Capabarro.

Yes. While you were out with. winning football games like kiff and studied the blade did you guys know blood sports based on a true story it's a documentary was filmed in real time oh god yeah this is gonna whatever he does in that game is going to be a delight an absolute no no no no it's like speaking of things that are about this Bama loss. It's wild that we are just not worried about Bama bouncing back angrier than ever, because that's been the trope for over a decade now, and we're just like, nah, they're fucking cooked. Because we finally, you know, we're, I think, I'm personally, I'm just

taking this moment to bask in the happiness, because what have we always wanted? It hasn't been about liking Bama or just liking Bama. We just wanted something fucking different to happen. Yeah, well, this is different. This is different. I'm too much living in the moment to worry about week three I mean I have never been like tired of the Bama thing like it's been interesting all throughout

it's just it's fascinating to look up and like we're not doing the oh man these boys are going to catch hell in practice and next week they're going to beat a team by a billion thing but would be really funny if they wasted all their rage on South Florida and then fell really flat at home against

this is this is the first time that it's not like finally someone has unlocked the secret of how to beat Nick Sabin. They've successfully found the Minotaur's weakness. It's like no, just Bama didn't look great. That's it. The end. Yeah, this is also

like, this is the culmination of so many like really bad things. Like bad things that normally sync other programs where you're like, oh, they lost their defensive coordinator. It's fine. We'll just get another one. Well, it's lost their offensive coordinator. It's fine. We'll get another one. We'll get three other ones. We'll get four other ones. And everything will be fine.

Lost the number one overall quarterback. that's fine yeah we'll get another one yeah it like they were on they were on so many different runs that are all hard to maintain

at once right like offensive line let's just go back to something real pedestrian right like offensive line the guys the big dudes who hit people who stand in front of the skill players guess what they're they're not as good as they once were you managed to do that for the better part of

15 years the fuck the the fuck them thing is that they could still win the rest of their games still trash like like but but it will be it will feel uh effortful let's say i don't i don't see a situation where bama does the thing it's done before where it's like nope murder machine go blast like i think it will be like all right yeah they can win 10 games they can win 11 games but it's going to be a lot of like oh thank god mississippi state fuck that up at the end or also like looking at this schedule it's funny every schedule to look at i'm like wow all these teams are bad now like okay so a and m that trash obvious lsu trash

like like every team on their schedule other than almost i guess has has gone down a bit i don't know how in the world every team is pulling this because they're not playing any pack 12 teams that's why they don't have any religious leadership if they just raised from the comments uh thank you PJ Pete Golding Revenge Game Good God Grim, beautiful Specter. Bama should hire Paul Johnson, make Millrow run the option.

That's honestly not the worst idea I've heard. He's good at moving. He's good at chucking the fucking pill. Also, he doesn't need somebody they're going to, this kids need a disciplinarian coach they're going to listen to. I'm sure there's somebody I'm not thinking of but like I'm really

struggling to remember somebody who could like throw a really clean pretty often well-placed deep ball but like running back running you know six yards up the sideline can miss that pass consistently like oh wait this is rex grossman isn't it yeah okay yeah you just solved your own riddle yeah it's only fierce punch captain fierce punch in the house it's fine yeah uh update just for y'all i think last time we checked in, U.S.C. was leading 35 to... It's more than that now.

U.S. C. You don't play with your food. It's 49. It's 493 now. Entering half time. And Caleb Williams has 300 yards and 3 TDs. Jesus Christ. At halftime. Caleb Williams has as many incompletions as he does touchdowns.

What the fuck? Mind you, this is the team the ACC wants. The team losing this game. South Carolina, South Carolina, that's going to go over a while. USC has 4333 yards of offense set half time. Oh, you mean USC West. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Not the real USC. Not the real USC that fucked around with Herman. Wait, is that the game? Are they stupid? I mean, I assume that it doesn't seem untowards to be like, he'll play the first half. But I bet they'll pull him after that. I'm probably just, I'm probably just gun shy after. watching kitchens get carded off tonight but yikes man sit him so wait is is everybody else in

the state of texas having a like a terrible time except for rice horns i get yeah you're right rice is having a fine right rice which is lost which which has lost to texas there was some other texas squirliness today if you uh if you scroll down the card and did you did you see what became UTEP. U-TEP lost to Northwestern 38-7. Uh-huh. How can you read that so calmly? It's U-TEP and U-TEP is

full of many things. No, it's more than it's northwestern. It's difficult to lose to Northwestern, but U-TEP is the kind of bad that is capable of losing to anyone. UTSA came back to beat a Texas state team that we were all thrilled about last week. Yes, right.

Texas Tech has gotten off. They're 0 and 2, and both of those losses are like soul-wrenching. Yeah, could easily be 2-0. Easily. With a win over fucking Oregon, except they fucked it up. They're two bad moments away from being 2-0, and both of those moments are the kind that, like, people dance on your grave about. Baylor's O and 2, and similarly, like, what the fuck?

fashion. Yeah, like, I don't remember the last time it was like, yep, it's good to be Texas and nobody else in the state of Texas. Literally nothing makes them happier than that.

Yeah. Cowboys are going to win the Super Bowl. Deck attack. He doesn't learn from them Navy SEALs. Dack in his 12-hour anesthesia tattoo. That has Daffy Duck in it. Yeah, Ryan and I were discussing this before y'all gone on, but like, that's just the weird, the weirdest rich guy shit I've ever heard. I will, I will say it here on the recording, but I need Dak Prescott to understand that if he had very tragically died while under anesthesia to get a Daffy Duck tattoo, the internet would flame him for the next 200 years.

He would never, it would never let him alone. His spirit would never find peace. if he had passed he would have had to add a Dak Prescott Memorial to the leg full of he could put that on his other leg like playing and pointing to the first leg

yeah yeah like I see you I see you right leg I have a question and I say this is a grown adult who was thrilled to learn in the year 2022 that you can still get TAS

on your checks at some banks is Daffney Duck hard is that like tough I don't think so I don't think so I live through like I lived through the first space jam era and I don't recall him being

what it's not the Davy Duck is tough it's that he's definitely tough he's survived like lots of gunshots to the face yeah yeah he's tough as hell but he's like if you are the quarterback for a team that is perpetually like god why can't we

why can't we get it done when it counts why would you pick daffy fucking duck like can i tease that thread out a little bit more what if i were like daffy duck originally the main character but had been reduced to a lucrative amusing but ultimately kind of pathetic side show ryan i think why would this have anything to do with the dallas cowboys as a franchise i think the only funnier thing would be if daniel jones revealed that he had like a full Elmer Fudd back piece. Like I could, I, I, I would love this. It was Taz, right?

Sure. Yes. Marvin the Martian would even work. Fuck it. Yeah. But I'm like, what is Daffy? What, Daffy is just cranky? Sexy, sexy bugs and drag.

Get that. Ooh. Sexy bugs and drag, but dressed as the Virgin Mary. Yeah. What a, uh, the gangster baby. That one. Yeah. Tumblr's going crazy.

Joe Burrow has a Lola Bunny tattoo. Yeah. Listen, Joe Burrow and Lola Bunny have been mistaken for one another. And this is really silly to tell them apart at the end of bounces. I guarantee that's a popular pairing on certain corners of the internet. I did like that after Joe Burrow signed his record. Do you call him to say Donald Duck is a powerful mage? No, it's true.

I did like that after. There's a dark magic in him. After Joe Burrow signed his record breaking contract, LSU put out a fake, check that made it look as if Joe Burrow was writing himself a $257 or whatever million dollar check, which it feels very Louisiana to be like, yeah, immediately do fraud with this. That's the thing to do. That's how checks work. So is it time to bring back Los Tweety Boys? Yeah, we should bring back Los Tweety Boys. Okay. It's time. It seems like society is calling for it. Yeah. I...

You can find the picture from Los Tweety Boys. Yeah. Also, but, Also, by the way, Dack had the team get together to, like, learn the leadership lessons of the Navy SEALs, which is how I know that this man is going through his, like, Jocko Willing Huberman podcast era. His Tiger Woods post-divorce era? Yeah, I got to expand my mind. My body is caught up, but the mind is the ultimate weapon. Yeah, he's in that face. I want you to lock me in a suitcase in the bottom of this pool. That's how I'm going to learn how to win past the wildcard round.

Yeah. I sleep 14 hours the night on a $50,000 bed and I threw three picks against the fucking Packers. This is a questionable art of Tweety Bird on the internet. I'm not even into the sex stuff. He just looks unsavory. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Dag.

We're just mad that Mississippi State fucked up our perfect Pac-12 day. They did. They did, damn it. Yeah, we're taking it all out on. on you and it's not fair. Also, I hope your leg goes down, because the last thing I want is to be like, is to be like,

is the big leg affecting Dax play, the swollen tattoo leg, which we will just hear to forecall the big leg, aka the drumstick is affecting his mobility. I got the... Oh, he's got the Daffy leg, leg. He's got the Foghorn, leghorn leg. I'll say,

I'll say. He looks like his food poisoning. Yeah, I just, I just hope, Zach, I just hope he doesn't get the big leg because, you know, that would only make the story of the Cowboys even funnier. Anyway, did we have anything else that we missed before we round the corner into this show's conclusion? That's only 1230. Oh, somebody said wasn't there a game played on the CW?

There was Cincinnati Beat Pit 27 to 21 in that game. And a plucky girl on the sideline decided, when confronted by her two boyfriends, that she chose herself. That plucky girl, Phil Jercovich. Who collie playing Switch. Of course I'm playing Switch. Why are you, why? Yeah, so Pitt's now one-in-one and definitely wants to play Penn State at ASAP. Bring them on.

Oh, God, next week is Pitt at West Virginia? and they both are just going to be in the worst fucking mood? I don't want to talk about it. I might not be here next week. We are West Virginia won today. They beat Duquesne. That doesn't matter. We have entered the stage of Neil Brown's tenure at West Virginia where if you talk about

any coach in college football, West Virginia fans will appear and make it about how Neil Brown fucking sucks somehow. It's amazing. Which in itself is. useless because if you've taken a look at what the rest of the West Virginia University system is doing right now I don't think he's going anywhere you know what if you want to get rid of Neil Brown convince him that he's an English teacher they'll get his ass out real quick

yeah yeah tell him he's been tell him he's been handing out books in the locker room they'll get his ass voted Neil Brown's part of the Foreign Language Department oh well shit he's fucking fired Someone asked us to drop the Auburn Cowell score I think that game is still at halftime Cal State is it's half time 107 Cal 7 Cal 7 Cal forever Auburn never scores of interest

Eastern Washington and Fresno State are tied Sure Going down to the going down to the end Sure yeah that's all we got Jeff Sims a millstone around the neck of this Nebraska team he was so mad wow wow

I got bad news for everybody he's like they got to make a quarterback change buddy they need a lot they need a whole fucking lot but here's the worst part they already did yeah yeah so

this is the this was the change yeah yeah I'm pretty sure the next option is like full back full back what throw Gorilla Grod you're just jealous of my superior guerrilla technology colorado also i think it's very funny

that michael irvin is at it was at the colorado game today while miami was playing this big game against tech like they're you know there are miami fans who are like what the fuck this makes this look fucking stupid god damn shit i mean the fucking wu tang clan was at the colorado game while Rutgers was playing. That's true. You won't believe how many washed dads are going to enter the transfer portal and go to Colorado now.

I saw so many people who are like, you older folks on Twitter who were like, oh, this is it. This is a game changer. None of those recruits have ever heard of the Wu-Tang clan. There are people named Ray Kwan

who don't know why they're named Ray Kwan. Right, yes, exactly. Yes. I'm named after like an old soul singer or something. yeah um we got one thing by the way i do want to do this to shout out our friends at the big sky um which is this can we get a big sky update hell yeah you can get a big sky update okay so uh unfortunately in the game of the century montana state fell just short nearly took down number one south dakota state but uh but our boys will get him in uh get him in frisco they did um i will say

also in terms of the biggest of the biggest guys in the big sky montana 43-13 winners over Utah Tech. That's the same sky. Yes, the biggest of big skies is in the big sky, Montana. Same sky as Montana State. Next week, however, next week is the Big Sky Week, folks. Next week is the one. On the FCS upset draft with split zone duo,

I picked three Big Sky teams to win FBS game. Wait, wait, did we skate over the Big Sky getting an FBS win this week? This week? Yeah. Idaho beat Nevada. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, that counts. Yeah, they fucking kick their ass.

By quite a bit. Yeah, Idaho is a really exciting team. Like, for, you know, for any, any FBS teams who don't win a lot and who are being stubborn about going down a level, you should look at how Idaho is doing, because they're having a really great time. Like, they might have the best of passing attack in FCS. So, like, you know, if you're, if you're one of these tweeners that you're debating whether to drop down a level, Idaho went sort of kicking and screaming, but at this point, it's working out just fine for them.

You know what conference Idaho used to be a member of? Pack 12. Several. Come on home. That's right. Something to think about. That's right. That's how good the PAC 12 is this year,

that even the former long-gone members are fucking rising up. Mm-hmm. Go vandals. Something to think about. Yep. A danger to everyone around him. Careless with his projectiles. negligent with his ball handling

and a front to me, football, and the entire state of Nebraska. Joel Klat, what you got? Gus, I think you need to I'd be ashamed of him. I'm going to tell you to dial it down a little bit. Ha ha! How long has it been since you've had a drink of water?

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