Shutdown Fullcast - FULLCAST AFTER DARK - Prime & Lane Do Not Entertain

Episode Date: September 24, 2023

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Y'all. That took it all out of me. Yeah, no, that was good. I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm gonna pick you up. I'm gonna pick you up here and I'm gonna go ahead and select the freshest carcass for the feast. This is a weird, this is a really weird week to be like, what to start with like it is but i'm gonna start with it okay all right mine you watch the least

football because you had a seven year old's birthday to celebrate why don't you oh oh the mat clutch the mat clutch is happening right now oh oh oh okay oh narduzzi that's interesting okay mac they they did the initial clutch and they if you're if you're following on on time code it's 1129 eastern right now um they they did the clutch And they backed away. And then as Mac went in again for the double clutch, Narduzzi did his own double clutch. So it looked at the very least consensual, which is not something that you could usually use to describe Mac's postgame interactions. Power move by the dudes.

I assume everything Pat Narduzzi understands about how men interact with one another is contained in the documentary film Predator. Like, I assume that's all of how he interacts. accurate though that's that's 100% accurate sure that and that croupie a film with clive owing i don't got time to score we're going to get to iowa we will oh god so Ryan why don't you go through why don't you just go go down this the schedule today and pick what looks interesting to you and we'll tell you what happens okay let's start fine let's start with Alabama 24 old miss 10 Oh boy Let me tell you what happened

One Jaylen Bill Wait wait Ryan What's the most depressing Side unseen Because you didn't see this game What's the most depressing possible thing That could have happened I think the most depressing possible thing

That could have happened Is that Ole Miss just couldn't do shit On offense And Alabama just sat on them for the second half Hi-oh Okay They're almost right They also sat on them for a good deal

the first out. Oh, fun. That's good. Yeah. And Jalen Milrow made some nice throws. He made some nice plays. I think, like, I want to go ahead and just go ahead and take the positive from whatever team you happen to be watching. It will be positive about this in one respect. Jalen Milro, nice

comeback game. He was 17 for 21. He had a couple of beautiful deep balls because it just so happened. It was definitely an eat shit Pete Golding day. And then shit out. Pete Golden. Yeah. Yeah, because Pete Golding gave

Jalen Milrow his comeback game. He was 17 for 21, relatively unbothered in the pocket, and functional. I think all Alabama needs is functional. Additionally, you know, sometimes when you need Lane Kiffin to come through, and you need Lane Kiffin to have

a big game, and you need him to get a team ready, and to have answers for all of the problems that the opposition is presenting, and Lane just kind of goes, oh, so sleepy. That's what happens. But Lane Kiffin, as we discussed on the forecast, Diesel, this week, like, went to the trouble of saying that not only were they carefully watching Alabama's defense, they were watching it so carefully that he had determined that a different person was calling that defense.

And they scored 10 points? Uh-huh. Like, I mean, look, look. You can walk a lot of things that you can't do. can't do anything about it i assume everybody listening to this is long past their school days maybe you're in grad school or something i doubt anybody listening to this is an undergrad or high school or whatever but you know it's a big world if you get to a point where it's way worse to study a ton for something and get a d than to just blow it off and get it like lane kiffin should have

just blown it off and been like yeah we didn't really pay attention to their defense i'm disc golf was too enticing. I don't know what to tell you, man. And that's a lesson I feel like, just based on his personality, it feels like he would have absorbed in school. He feels that way. Like, I've never looked at Lane Kiffin and been like, boy. I bet he takes great notes.

I bet his outline looks fucking perfect. Hmm. Boring. By the way, the highlight of this, if you want to know what kind of a game it was and the kind of like, in that zone between a good game, and a bad game there was this game that landed somewhere in between the usually nick does this

thing where he goes immediately after the game and talks and does the coaches show where he breaks down and play if you want to watch that it's on michael casagronde's account linked it's also an alabama football's account please go watch the middle tennessee state one because it's one of the greatest things i've ever seen it's really really good by the way the one good thing old miss baited jela milro into an interception using that very same play today it was like the only really great thing that Pete Golding did. I forget if we mentioned this, but on the Mitsu one earlier this year,

like Nick gets so visibly agitated with how Middle Tennessee's defensive backs are deployed that he starts explaining how they should be coaching. In the middle of his own coaches. They're not even his players. He gets completely derailed from talking about Bama and just starts like breaking down Mitzu's defensive backs. And it's great.

It's great television. Like I hate that he wants to coach. until he's dead because he's so good on TV. Like he's a great, he's a great teacher on television. To give you an idea of like what they isolated to talk about today, it was a blocked punt. And Nick, of course, goes super geek explaining this blocked punt. And then to conclude the clip, and this is actually what happened in the game. He says, well, it's real good.

And then we got the ball on the one. Now, we didn't do anything with it when we got it on the one. And then he did this like sheepish smile. And he goes, but we got it on. the one it became a field goal they didn't do shit with it but it was so good because he's like well we didn't do anything with it just the resignation of a man who knows he still has miles to go before the hate and his heart sleeps for even one second beautiful i i assume i assume this is a game where everybody was just like old miss is going to do the cool thing soon right yeah and it was

yeah okay jackson dart just is not that dude he's not like make someone something happened and jackson dark's like no i declined bartle be the quarterback that's what he was for the second half he would prefer not to okay um let's see we had some cool shit happen today oh god here comes the dog it's it's it's well here's what's wild about it is that because betty wants to be on the fucking show especially this week it was like oregon state and wazoo played their only game they've ever played in their history where both teams were ranked and it was a great game like i did get to see a good bit of that and cam ward was fucking amazing in that game and like Utah UCLA didn't end up being a particularly pretty

game but was certainly interesting and the fact that Utah is four and no and has not gotten a single snap from cam rising so far astonishing like is is absolutely winning with fucking the Last of Us inventory like yeah they're awesome they're awesome Washington like it's been pointed out in the chat Washington said two touchdowns tonight they're up 14 zero before Michael Pennix touched the ball like there's I think it's frustrating because Colorado is and should be one of the interesting stories in the pack 12 this year but but the other thing is like Oregon is as well I don't know like from what I saw that game

it felt more like the takeaway should be not oh Colorado's a fraud and they were never real to begin with which people are definitely going to say much more like oh my God when Oregon's on they're fucking terrifying

Bo Nix made his first 11 passes in this game yep and they were easy easy a lot of them were short stuff a lot of them were little like sort of like expanded triple options where you know he can keep the ball

or condition the flat or maybe he could go yeah a lot of it was that but I will say this smooth sailing not a wave on the ocean no obstructions no reef nothing that boat was going wherever it wanted it to and like Colorado's offensive line we've already covered it's not great but like Oregon's defensive line

is very good they're very good they're very mean they made life hell for Shadur Sanders who like every quarterback in the world does not perform better as well under pressure and he was extremely he he does though weirdly like he's the one exception how's this or has been it'd be better if he could just stand there it would be nicer if he could not let that happen i'm sure he would prefer that as well yeah yeah and they weren't by the way oregon not exactly busting out the uh the top shelf plays either a lot of like hey run that way

run that way we're running right up the middle yeah a lot of that by the way um it was 35 zero at half if you need to know exactly what it was. If you've been watching this team, too, you kind of suspected you go, oh, that team's light in the ass. Oregon contains much ass. Probably going to win this game. Yeah.

All right, we have, we, it is now, we can't go this long. I'm sorry, the dog is between me and the keyboard now. We can't go this long without talking about the goddamn bucks. I'm sorry to say. Let's go. Let's go. Let's wake up the other dog. Let's go.

My favorite part of this game. Holy shit, Markberg looks handsome. Ohio State fans are so mad that they won this game in the way that they did. I think it's lovely. I like it when everybody gets to get mad. They're so, like, and I don't think they're wrong. I really don't think they're wrong. But they're so convinced that Ryan Day is bullshit.

Yeah, because he's lost, and he keeps losing this one game twice, and they've decided that that's his best. I mean, go back to the 70s or whatever. Ohio State fans are statistically have to be the most spoiled. But there is something about this iteration of Ohio State that feels very rickety. I think that is fair to say. That's fair to say because they are rickety. They're working in new linemen. They're still working out exactly how they're going to block everybody up front.

They have a new quarterback. back. They have a running back, a prime running back, Trayvian Henderson, who's coming back from a real bad year and being dinged up. So like, and that defense too, the defense, I thought the defense played really, really well because in the second half, Notre Dame decided to just lean on them. And they really committed to the run game. And one, I don't know how smart that was because their best player is Sam Hartman. I mean, it got them the lead for a minute, but I don't think it got them the kind of lead they wanted. so I would like I would question that like they came very close to winning this game maybe if you maybe if you let Sam off the leash a little bit more maybe maybe you see better numbers I don't know just a thought

also speaking of better numbers Notre Dame lined up with 10 people on the last play and on the play before that they had 10 people on defense the number I think matters most is 86 and that's how old Lou Holtz is because I'm pretty sure Ryan Day once punch him right in the solar play Hey, why does everybody keep talking about Lou Holtz? So, I don't know where, on his Rumble account or some garbage at this point. Lou Holtz.

Probably on Stormfront. Lou Holtz this week was like, Ohio State can't win a national championship because they're too soft and they don't know how to push big objects. Like, just, just completely cranky, old man. And for whatever reason, everybody in the. must make media from itself feeding cycle decided like well we got to talk about this

like what Lou Holtz has to say about college football in this the year of our alert 2023 is both important and newsworthy I didn't care about Lou Holtz when he was alive and I don't see why I should have to care now and it generated so much attention

that like Ryan Day in the post game interview after this like very tight, very emotional last second win decided to bring it up and was like, I heard what, it was only, he was like watching. You know what?

If there's like an old dad wrestling circuit, this is how you call somebody out for dad wrestlemania. Wow. Let him do it though, man. I'm sorry. I'm like, I'm like, go ahead. I would like to skip holds. Thank you, commentary.

Talk it. Go ahead. I heard some of the, who said we're whack? That's, that's what this is. Raise your hand. You said we're whack. Why would you do that? Like, to go back a little bit, at least Dion Sanders can make the like, oh, other coaches are talking, are saying something interesting. The fact that Ryan Day is to be like, oh, we're going to war with blue holds.

Oh, boy. How often in life do you get that opportunity, though? I heard somebody talking shit I have refuted that shit somewhat reveal your son sure sure sure cheap heat

embrace yeah that's right embrace cheap heat go ahead I'm fine with it I'm also fine by the way I love when I love when when you have a coach in pregame

saying things like they do it for clicks that's such good shit That's such good shit It's so cheap It's so dumb And do you know what If I was a 20 year old

Sitting there hopped up on all of the rage And testosterone And I could Ready to go And they're like He does it for the gram I'm like I hate him

I don't even know who he is So I think it's a shame What Google's done to search And I'm going to get out there And hit somebody about it That's the best Coaches will say anything It'd be like, the hun is right outside that door.

They're like, I don't know who the hunt is, but I'm going to kill him. Dan Lanning has been really fired up by the state of media. Yeah. The New York Times fired their union sports writers. I'm going to do this for John Brands. Oh, yeah, it's, you have to love, like, and after the game, of course, like when Diyon's asked about it, Dion's like, talk your shit, go ahead, no, fine, it's great. Although they did say God bless them, which is evangelical for sure.

Yes, right, right, right, right. Yeah, Ryan Day also said they would only had one bad half in like the last three years, which. It's, it's probably two, at least two, which is still not a lot, still not a lot. Not going to fact check. I'm not going to, I'm not going to commit the cardinal sin of fact check in. your promo don't fact check the promo okay um you know rick flair probably wasn't the greatest athlete in the world when he said he was and he he probably uh didn't actually i don't want to think about space mountain never mind um yeah the the other result we have to talk about is florida state clemson

a game i did get to watch all of because it happened well before this fucking birthday party which is fine which is fine the birthday party is fine um I don't know what to make of Florida State because on the one hand they're four and out and they're writing what like a 10 or 11 game win streak and Clemson's a hard a super hard place to win and they didn't play their best game and they still figured it out yep but like I have this really nagging feeling and and the LSU game is proof of this as well it's just that the the good part so overwhelmed the bad part of like oh no no because the good part was the the kicker turning down a lucrative job in finance to come back and kick for Clemson and then fucked it up like i i i said that made up for a lot i would feel better if i could tell you like oh here's where florida state played a really complete game in a in a game that mattered a lot

like i want to cut spencer in line because i think we're going to agree on this okay i kind of don't need Florida State to be a complete team because I love their offense so fucking much. But the offense was the part that wasn't that good in the second half. Yeah, but, but I'm not a Florida State fan. I don't think it's good. Okay. Okay, but

I'll be damned. You know what they did? Yeah. They kept throwing the same route. Yeah, sure. They kept throwing the same route because they were like, fuck it, it's going to be open. It's going to be open. And it was. It eventually on the final. Yeah, like Keon Colman's on. Yes, sure.

It was open. I love that about them. I love how dogged and determined they are. Even in the face of their own incompetence, they're like, oh, man, fuck those guys who missed that last pass. Fortunately, that's not us. Like, they have no memory. They just go to the next play and they do it.

Also, Kaelin Deloche, we don't talk enough about defense. Kailen Deloge was a motherfucker. Yeah. An absolute motherfucker. That hit on Klubnik, the fourth fumble, which he then picked up on the ricochet off of a defensive lineman's hands an astonishing play by the way go try it like it's real hard to catch that oblate spheroid off the bounce anyway and he did it after forcing it on a blitz that i have no idea how kate club like kate clubnick's awareness score in that moment

in ncdbara like a three i i you know what that's the power of consequential learning though yeah it was and and and also perfectly placed by the way like how helmet right on the ball yeah like abs like totally on the ball club took a hammering by the way yes he got hit now i don't think florida state is across the board if you look at like positions like you know one through 11 on each side if you look at them i don't think it's a very evenly distributed scheme of talent right the five here there's a nine here but the points where they arrange their talent are particularly thorny and painful yes like like their pain points are the parts that will absolutely crack you additionally you have an accomplice in

the form of Clemson, who I have watched lose two games at this point through weird-ass, fluky things and bad execution on that I believe it was on the fourth and short where they just needed a yard. Clubnik missed the read. Club, like, that's, they threw the

bubble instead of just going right up the middle, which was an option. So like, they missed that. I don't think that's a bad call because one of the options they had on that play probably would have gotten the yard they needed. And they didn't get it um all right i'm going to apologize to a commenter that matt monte how have we gone this long

without acknowledging that a texas state band member through a fucking trident not verified not verified no no no we are we are in the process of discovery as long as it's a trident can it just is okay can this fall under this is so cool that it should be real what all right let's explain for for people like me who only know that Something happened. I thought they just had a trident. This is less interesting. Oh.

Yeah, but not verified. The alleged story is that a Texas State band member threw a trident at Nevada football players. The turnover trident. Well, I knew there was an actual trident. This was a lot funnier. Yeah, no, it's a real trident. And we don't know.

There's a video of a Texas state band member being taken away by policemen. Yeah, he's a baritone player. for those keeping four but but texas state one which i think reinforces the divine right of undersea kings so i do have i've got one little i've got one little picky note on clems that i want to get out before okay sorry yeah yeah i went and looked it up phil mafa who if you haven't seen running out of the backfield is a terror yeah uh phil mafa was averaging like six point nine yards per carry or 6.9 yards per carry

and got 10 carries Shipley got 18. I'm like I don't know y'all right a hot hand right a hot hand like that's he was nobody wanted to mess with that dude I want I have one more Clemson thing I want to bring up and it's something Ryan said earlier today

and I would love to unpack it because it's super true right you you tweeted earlier today that sometimes dabbo reacts to things Clemson does as if he had zero influence on one I had never This is one of those things I think we all just accept to be true

I had never really thought too much about before It was what made me think about it was The bubble screen Spencer's mentioning On was it fourth and one I think it was third and one I think they had it was a third one if we got Yeah And he he's They cut to the sideline and he's yelling onto the field

Holding up a one he's like you needed one yard And I'm like This is the shit like the dude sitting in Section 208 says. That's the shit I say. I'm not the coach. I'm not the one who decided what we should do here. And I'm like, yes, I know Dabo is not making the play calls. And like he did a similar thing at the, at his sideline interview going into the half where he basically was like, I don't know what the fuck we're doing on defense rushing three. By the way, it's real obvious that that deba wasn't making the play calls because prior to the entire fiasco ending of this

Clemson had their like I think their best offensive game of the year yeah against actual competition like they outgained them by yardage they out first down them yeah they were better for I don't think they went I don't think they went three and out a single time they were pretty good on third down they like yeah they like could move the and they didn't benefit from like oh here's Here's a short field, oh, here's, you know, like, they had to move the ball to score, and they, and they did pretty well. Receivers, receivers actually getting open. Receivers actually catching the ball. Yeah, Tyler Brown coming along at receiver is like, you know, kind of that dude. Yeah, they looked, I thought for most of the game, you're like, I don't know, this kind of looks like, you know, Garrett Riley's got this thing actually sort of working. And then the end happened. Yeah.

Yeah. Also, Deloche happened. But, like, yeah, Deb, like, Dembo just seems to be uninvolved with any of it. I mean, he is a CEO type coach, so that's, you're going to get that, right? I've never seen quite such a literal application of the attitude of CEO. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he is. But did Debo shout out God in the Post get?

Yes, he did. Of course. Well, I don't know what his thoughts are on the offense, but, you know, God's God. God's in all. That would explain a lot of things. I always think of smoking. Yeah, I like that, by the way, I like, last row, Pat, thank you for saying Dabo is a vibes guy. You know what?

I get that. Yeah. Dabo, I don't know shit about football either. So you know what? You're cool. We're cool. Yeah. Yeah.

It's just, if you're going to be a vibes guy, you can't be a bummer. That's what it is. It's like, if you're going to be a vibes guy, if you're going to be a. CEO vibes guy. You have to be, you have to be upbeat. You have to be like a chill dude. And Davo's just not a chill dude. Not in the least. I want to talk about the defenders of the Rose Bowl, the only real OGs left in the Pac-12 heirs to the throne. I do want to shout out the freewheeling cavalcade of football mayhem that was Washington State, Oregon State.

Banger after banger after banger. Opening of the game, Cam Ward throws a touchdown so long. I don't think it should be legal. He finishes with 404 yards passing. ATL and four TDs. He was a monster. Oregon State ran all over the park.

They were also inspiring and magnificent, just exactly what you want out of the Pack 12 in their final. year of inspiring existence just a and I have no complaints about this game whatsoever perfection no like these teams rule these teams they rule that's what there is to it yeah like it's very satisfying here's what it is it's very satisfying to watch two teams who know what they are like Oregon State and I do think DJ has played very well for Oregon State but they are not interested in like we're going to go out here

and we are going to try to throw the ball 50 times you know like no more like more like 15 if yes he was seven he was 17 of 34 today and that feels like a little high yeah frankly Washington state is like yeah it's gonna run through cam ward because he's awesome because he's just awesome and and everything they do like it was yeah it's just a lot of fun it's just a lot of fun to see two teams that and you know it kind to contrast it to dabbo it's like yeah these are teams who their coaches are like this is what we're trying to do this is the vision for what we are trying to become with our with with the talent that we have which is not perfect and has some limitations but like we're going to maximize what these players can do and that's that's really the thing that

Clemson doesn't consistently do these days under Davo. Yeah. I think they're now, if they just, if he keeps his hands off, I think they can get there. I really do. But like what does their look like? What does that even look like at this point? There looks like a really solid defense combined with what you saw at TCU's offense last year, which is a run heavy spread.

Yeah. You know, coordinated by Garrett Riley and Cade Klubnick as like the guy who really channels the offense through those two backs presents a decent run thread himself and then gets the ball to some receivers who are coming along nicely like this is the week where I am all charity where I say oh I don't know they're coming they're coming along Notre Dame you lost but you know what you look really good for long stretches that game and did work on Marvin Harrison right Bama Bama look at you the upstart underappreciated Alabama football program finally coming back putting some shit together

I liked it I don't have much good to say about old miss but I don't have to that was just disappointing and depressing I don't think Ole Miss fans have very much good to say they don't I was like man that old Miss is depressing and the mentions are just like yeah yeah not one like oh we'll turn it around they're like

this shit's hit the ground oh boy yeah by the way score real quick Washington 38 Cal 12 with 206 left in the second quarter speaking of teams that know exactly what they are Washington Washington Washington v Oregon on October 14th reserve that

reserve that little window of time in advance either in person or in front of your television because that's going to be a war Minnesota lost Northwestern that stank oh Jesus that's that is that is I didn't watch a single bit of this game but I do know that had happened that boat has both for holes in it and and

PJ yeah what you need to know about that game from Minnesota and I think it was this kind of a game all around Minnesota had a player down a punt in the end zone like it was on the one like all proud of himself standing there like woohoo

I got it yeah so PJ Fleck at this point has a solid win over an eastern Michigan team that might not be having it might not be their year they got shut out by jacksonville state today who is having a very good year uh in their first year up in fbs frankly um and other than that the only other win is that like completely Nebraska gagged away victory to start the season and they're gonna they're they're playing louisiana next

louisiana lafayette who is not a like not a shabby team at all they got to play michigan now we're not going to read the schedule with minnesota but like no i would not advise losing to northwestern in this or any you know what i mostly wouldn't advise i mostly wouldn't advise losing if you're going to lose a northwestern team in modern times it shouldn't be one that scores 21 points in the fourth quarter that's not something northwestern teams do that's something you let happen you helped with that minnesota and you should feel bad Sometimes they go two or three games without scoring that many points combined. Yeah.

Yeah, not ideal. Also, not ideal. Okay, whenever you can get the golden boot, you take the golden boot. But, whew, boy, LSU against Arkansas, we had that thing up on two wheels around the corner for a minute. Because that was a wild-ass game where Arkansas made it, I think, more of a game than LSU wanted it to make it. Real even, really even, basically decided by turn. Turnovers. Jaden Daniels had 320 yards and four TDs and he needed all of them because LSU's defense look. Trey Shaky. Tray shaky. This will be this will be the dish on LSU's menu where you're like, oh, seafood gumbo. What's in that? You're like, we're not going to tell it. It's just food. Just eat it.

It came out of a net. It came out of a net. It came from the ocean. Therefore, it's seafood stew. It's fine. Just eat it. That's seafood, boo, damn. Where did you? get it never you mind never you mind legal it's a win brother can we get it it's now past midnight can we get into the kinky shit Iowa Penn State

oh I have some things to say about this game I have so many numbers but I'm going to cue Holly up because she had something she's like oh I want to talk about this and she wouldn't tell me what it is okay Holly you have a stat from this game that in my pouring over all of the stats evidently I

not discovered so you go first it's a staff that they mentioned on the broadcast so first of all tell me what you thought was your favorite stat and then i'll tell you the better one uh i'm going to go real bread and butter here then iowa had four first downs one for each quarter i'm not talking about four first downs in the second half or the first half they had four for the end entire game. What do you have that beats that? Wait a second. Now I think Gary Danielson got it wrong because this can't be right. Oh, what do you say? What do you say? I think there's a number of stats for this game that come with.

This can't be right. Okay. No, okay. No, he did. He did say this. Okay. Wait, no. That can't be right. What do he say? Okay. When I turned in this at some point in the second quarter, it was a shoot, I can't remember if it was Gary or Brad. But Gary said that I swear he said it was Iowa was one of X number of teams that was perfect in the red zone. But then he said that they had made

how many trips to the red zone? 10. Hold on. I'm going to CFB stats. Okay. We can like 10 through three weeks. Well, you verify that. Hold on the dog is here now. Okay, I am covered in dogs.

Okay. When you verified that, I will go ahead and go ahead and cover. several of the other interesting stats here, which is, yes, 76 total yards. Go and walk around your driveway for a minute. Congratulations. You're the Iowa offense tonight. They ran 33 plays, 33 in four fucking quarters of football. But they held the ball for 14 minutes, which seems way too low for 33.

for doing. Wow. That exceeds. Yeah. Yeah. That exceeds. That exceeds even Iowa's low expectations for what they need in terms of offense. And they need almost nothing.

They got less than nothing. Yes, in the race, in the drive to 325, Brian Farrantz went from being up coming into this game. by a significant number of points to 15 points down he's 15 under for 15 over i think in golf terms iowa lost four that was the other thing is there were a lot of points in this game and and maybe all of them ultimately where penn state was basically cosplaying as iowa where they were getting they got all the timely fumble recoveries they they pulled the like magic out on special teams like Penn State's offense ultimately the box score looks okay well but that is very much the

product of like some late ish or some second half padding I should say I'm glad you said that because I want to talk about the intangible factors of this game uh-huh because what I tuned in just in time to hear the aforementioned weird stat and y'all you're going to hear sunny make some weird fucking noises because she makes these very weird noises when she's settling down to sleep she sounds like she's just watched this game it's like uh huh um there i tuned in just in time for the weather to get really terrible and terrible in a way that it didn't look like should be possible for a september night game um like it looked like it was sleeting which i know isn't possible and wasn't actually happened

but that's what it looked like. And, you know, everyone, they were winning, but Penn State's little baby-faced quarterback whose name has escaped me at the moment, God help him. He looked so miserable. True, Valors, yeah. Yeah, thank you. Like, he looked like just,

he was making a sad clown face. Yeah. And there was this one point at which, there was this one point in which, and this was a bullshit call. It didn't end up manner, but it was a bullshit call. There was this one point which the officials were taking forever to review whether or not a lateral that he had thrown was a forward pass or not.

It was pretty clearly a backward pass. And the officials rule it, the officials rule it incorrectly, in my opinion, that it was a forward pass. And Gary Danielson lets out this noise that sounds like he was trying to pass a kidney stone. Like, he sounded like, I've used this example before. I've never heard Gary Danielson talk like this about anyone but Tennessee. and he was just like,

Buh. And just so many guttural noises associated with this game. And then right on the heels of that, Brad Nessler goes, well, we get to a punt, which is probably where this was heading anyway.

This is the second quarter. Penn State ran, Penn State ran 97 plays against Iowa. How many first downs did Iowa get? Four. Penn State had Penn State had 28 I've looked this up

I have found the last time Iowa was shut out I'm going to give you the year and I want you to see if you can guess the coach I'm not going to give you the team I want to see if you can guess the coach who was on the winning side of the last Iowa shutout the year is 2000

who's the coach It's 2000 and it's 2000 and it's I'm going to guess it's, I don't know, Minnesota? Who's the coach? Glenn Mason. Glenn Mason was the coach of the 2000 Minnesota Golden Gophers.

And Holly, I believe I'm double checking. Barry Alvarez was the coach of the 2000 Wisconsin Badgers, but those weren't the teams that did it. Ron Turner was the coach of the 2000 Illinois fighting in Lainai. Wow. The last team to hold Iowa score. in a 31 to 0 Champaign, Illinois

homecoming game. Illinois finished that year, five and six. Jesus what? You've now joined the Ron Turner brother of James Franklin. Congratulations.

You will work forever. Coaching Florida International is now your birthright. But Norve Franklin, he's the real king, wherever he is. Yeah. Yeah.

Michael Pennix, Jr., by the way, has completed 12 passes for 250 yards. YPA on Swole. God damn. That's incredible. A couple other things I want to just note briefly here. Duke is 4-0 and beat Yukon 4'1 to 7. Yes, they did. I know Yukon was a very fun story last year, and I know that they actually looked pretty good.

in their opening loss to NC State, but I'm a little worried that this may not be the year for Jim Mora. Do you don't think? I have some concerns. You don't think a wild regression to the mean was coming for Yukon? How dare you assume that Yukon is not immune to the loss of gravity? I also saw something today that I haven't checked, but seems amazing. So Syracuse beat Army.

and the thing I saw said that this is the first this is the first time in Syracuse history that they have won all of their non-conference games in the season and I know like Syracuse is not you know like oh perpetual national champion but they've had good years and they've had good players

and I'm like this is really the first time that they've won all of their non-concath but they have and they're 4-0 as well Yeah, by the way, we got shit about this for not saying nice things about Syracuse. Here we're going to go ahead and do that because down 7-6 at the half, they turned this over to the gifted arm of the freewheeler and Garrett Schrader, who then passed all over our fighting men in the army. Gross. Going for most of his yardage in the second half.

He was outstanding, as was LeQuinn Allen. They're running back. So there, you did. And the Army attack, which in the first half was absolutely unstoppable, came to a grinding halt and was not fruitful in the second half. There you go, Syracuse. We said nice shit about you. Yep.

We will not say nice things about Virginia Tech. Don't need to. Oh, no. Do we even have to get into this? Nope. We can just move right past. You know what? Good job, Marshall.

Marshall's three now, and we're proud of you. Yeah, good job. That's it. They do also have the best biscuit at Tudors, the Thunder and Herod biscuit. Okay. Shouts out to Michigan, by the way, for getting a game. done in under three hours the Greg Maddox special ruckers helped let's be honest there's there's very little about the Rutgers offense that is like my machinations they take time to

develop I do love I do love that both teams were like do you guys hate football yeah we hate football let's let this shit over with like imagine imagine you're playing NCAA and you go to pull up the plays and you press up and nothing happens and you press down and nothing happens that's the rookers offense more or less. It's like these three play guys, which one do you want to run? That's it. Yeah, well, well done guys. Auburn. Hi, I would like to.

No, no, no. No. Hey, we can seal this off with one Godfrey comment. Okay. Who said, and I agree, that he cannot wait until we get to season four of this show. I don't know. I don't know. I think it's very charitable. I think it's very charitable of him to suggest that there will be a season four. It's not mean at all.

Yeah, this might be a Netflix special. Two seasons and gone if it's going to look like this, which it can't look like this. It can't look that bad. Yeah, but hey. I hope everyone to hear the weird slurping noises that one of the dogs is now making on her feet next to the microphone. Oh, there was another game that I wanted to mention just for sheer pervers.

of outcome. But I want to get the stats up before I do this because goddamn, weird fucking day in a lot of respects. And this was even weirder. It's this one. It's the fact that given everything that's happening at the university

that employs them, Neil Brown, Neil Brown's 3 in 1 right now. Somebody else tell me how I'm supposed to feel about this because I don't know. I don't know. West Virginia passed for 99 yards and 1. What's the deal with Texas Tech on the road?

road? Is the air like thin and Lubbock and when the air, they get into regular air everywhere else, they get just kind of sludgy in the blood? Here is a result that by the end of the year, it's going to look truly fucking baffling from week two. Oregon 38, Texas Tech 30. What? What?

Yeah. Yeah. Let's just ignore that. Let's also ignore what Arizona State is managing to do right now. which is be a little bit less than a speed bump for USC. It's 2113, we're just going to slide that over there. Hey, Florida found a kicker. There, don't look at the rest of that game.

It's bad. And had one fun catch. One fun catch. That's all you need to remember from that game. Wait, why? What happened? It's bad. It was, it was blah.

It was, no, it was mostly blah. It was, yes. Florida beat Charlotte did not score a ton of points in the process. played fine on defense like just doesn't merit a ton of discussion you know what does georgia tech beating wake forest by 14 fucking points like i know wake forest has been punching above its weight for a little bit of a while now but like i didn't i i didn't think georgia tech necessarily had them had this in them one year in and like they know absolutely no one did yeah like tell me you did it i'll say that's different from hoping they did they they they had if i

remember correctly they uh yeah they jumped out to they had to blow the louisville game yeah to they could have and probably should have won the louisal game and they blew it badly in the second half um they lost the old miss which is fine and other than that like things kind of look all right for year one under under new coach at least no it's not it's not too bad i will also say not too bad hey look at you south carolina you you had you had yourself a wild ass day holy shit some of y'all have real important jobs what are you doing it's fine this is great it's fine yeah in the chat uh by the way we haven't really shouted out the chat so far but you know what you made it this far i'm going to go ahead and do that wccore iceman after dark

Shout out to Analysts Shout out to partner Shout out to paralegal Water coordinator Water coordinator sounds awesome Shout out to dynamic people first leader Oh that's somebody we actually know

I'm not going to make fun That's Davo No that's our buddy John Pyle He actually is people first leader Let's say this with a question mark at the end Shout out to Gunnhaver 4077 Maybe it's a stick thing Maybe

Who let that do that or Reddit yeah what happened in this you know what it's south carolina mississippi state i don't know why i'm asking questions that's all that happened in that game south carolina got up then mississippi state roared back will rogers actually had like a pretty productive game which he has not really had this year in an entirely new offense uh go figure an air raid team converting to another offense still can't run the ball they only ran for 32 yards on the night uh Xavier legett Xavier legett is heinous he is a terror Xavier Luget is... Why did South Carolina only throw the ball 20 times, then?

That's all they needed. Okay. All right. Balance. They established the run. I'm going to keep going. You're like, why did they do that? I'm like, they established it, Ryan.

They established it. They established it is what they did, okay? Were they running the ball productively? No, but they established it. It was established. Even though Spencer Rattler was 18 for 20. And you say he was 18 for 20. You know why, Ryan?

Because they established. Established the run. Yeah, it all comes back to that. That's why. Xavier Liquette, I'm terrified of facing him because even if we managed to beat South Carolina, I'm still going to have to watch that man run all the way over through and around our defense. It's going to suck. Iowa State through all over Oklahoma State. Do we all remember that Mike Gundy is the highest paid coach in the Big 12th? I think that's still true. I don't think there were any offseason raises that changed that. But Oklahoma State is paying a lot. lot of money for a team that beat central Arkansas and beat Arizona State and didn't do either of those in like super dominant fashion and has now lost to South Alabama who's a good team and Iowa State who is not a good team yeah and now has like a whole a whole lot of meat left in the schedule yeah but like yeah it's they're going to let it get bad because they don't know what to do. That's the answer.

Hey, again, deeply relatable. I like people who are like, well, you know, T-Boon's dead, so that totally changes. T-Bookin's dead, so that totally changes Mike Gundy's relationship. No, it doesn't. Mike Gundy went out with his, like, with his hat out to other programs every single off-season with T-Boon sitting right there, and he was like, I don't care. It makes you think it's going to change anything. No way.

Now he's like, when T-Boon's dead, I'm just going to do it more than ever. He'll probably ask for the Tennessee job this off. off-season. You guys interested? What do you mean? Yeah, I mean, he's going to try it. They'll be like, it's not open. He's like, you sure?

No. Go get the Clemson job. Yeah. I want to mention one thing from Friday night before it goes over the transom too much. NC State, Virginia. You're not better than us. NC State, Virginia.

Our boy Anthony Colandrea, the hypest white boy on the planet. Anthony Colandrea did something absolutely amazing at the end of this game if you did not see it which you probably didn't because we've been on him since we won. We have.

He likes to throw the ball very far down the field very hard. Where it's going, who knows? That's up to God. At the end of this game UVA comes back and ties it with 36 seconds left.

and there is a blocking foul. There's a leaping foul on a kick attempt that moves the ball 15 yards closer for NC State who's driving for the winning field goal and the drive was necessary and I'm reading from the recap here to get it right. It was necessary after freshman Anthony Colandrea led Virginia on an 11-play 66-yard drive

and got it 2119, but the calves were called for unsportsmanlike conduct after the play on Colandreya, who took his helmet off and flexed at the other team. And it set Virginia back 15 yards on the kickoff, NC State kind of position and kick the game winning field goal. Our boy is going through the entire hero's progress in one season. He's going to go low, then he's going to triumph at the end.

That's how you work. The Friday thing you should have noticed, I would argue, is Air Force not needing a shred of fucking balance to beat San Jose State. Two passes, both completed, against 73 runs for 400 yards on the dot and six and six touchdowns. San Jose has to feel so bad. Just physically. the other team ran at you 73 times that's so bad fuck balance

just do the thing you're good at if you want to know what this feels like you should get somebody to get a pool noodle and what you need to do do one burpee okay do one burpee with a jump I need you to get your feet off the ground okay do one burpee with a jump and then have your

friend hit you in the face with the pool noodle that's one snap if you can get the end of the pool noodle frozen first that would be helpful as well yeah disgusting pornography was the theme today and by that i mean Oklahoma players Oklahoma players drinking skyline chili after beating Cincinnati 20 to 6 that was what two players on Oklahoma's social media were they flying home tonight uh I hope not Oklahoma's defense has kind of balled out through four weeks. They have, they have, Oklahoma, and I haven't checked to see if any of these are non-offensive scores. In four games, they have allowed 34 points.

That's quite good. Hey, I don't want to alarm anybody, but Arizona State is technically in a one-score game with just a half. No, wait, no, they're not. Sorry, math. Wait, yeah, they are. Yeah, they are. Yeah, they are. They're in a one-year-ram.

So is Cal, if they score... If it's rock and chalk, they're in a one-scor game. If they hit... Oh, my God. Cal passes the ball to Bill Bell and he hit the 30-point line. Holy shit! If they hit the 33-pointer, which, you know, could happen.

We go now to Cal President Dan Cortez. This is where I get to go to Alex Kirchner, get to go you were the one trying to put out a little california like cal vibes you're the one who's he does this he does you know what it is he's he's consistently too early by sometimes two years at least one year the memphis thing is a great example yeah like i think he was last week his last week i think on split zone that he mentioned like emphatically that he had sworn off the memphis thing and then memphis went lost it's what it is is like and and this is not specific to Alex, there are plenty of people do this.

We probably do this sometimes, too. Oh, I do is all the time. It's just fun. If you're not a Cal fan and you're like, this year, I think I'm, I think I'm into Cal, that's like your friend who's like, you know what I'm really into these days is Port. No, you're not. No. You don't fucking like Port.

You're just trying to be different. Shut up and have some wine, you idiot. Stop drinking Port and stop pretending Cal Football is interesting. I'm going to take away this. I know he's not going to listen to this, but I know he's not listening to this, so I feel fine saying, here, but if you've ever had a friend who went through a Furnet phase. Yeah. It's really good.

Exactly what I'm talking about. That was not. It's not a taste. Here it was really good. At the time we were working with a bunch of like not teenagers, but like very young legal drinkers. And he would like buy rounds for the table

and we're like, oh my God, I love you. This is vile. Yeah. I think I'm getting into Grappa this year. Listen, poor shot of grapa and poor shot of Fabiolozo and tell me which one is wish. John Sackler has the correct assessment here. Oh, fuck for net. Yes.

That's right. It's fabulous. Just poor, poor fabuloso. The purple, the purple fabuloso, though. That's the good shit. Wait, sad TCU fan. Is that Anna Marie? Because if it isn't, you really do know this person.

I'm going to be sad. Don't dime me out to him. By the way, I'm going to take away that Memphis port from Alex, and I'm just going to give this to everybody, Luther Burden. Luther Burden and Missouri. Go watch Luther Burden the third play. He had 10 receptions for 175 yards today. he can't be defended he is nasty as fuck kansas listen if you want to be in on cal be in on kansas instead

yeah kansas beat b yu 3827 they held b yu to nine rushing yards and yes this includes sacks but guess what sacks are good so i don't care that we count them wrong in this particular instance on their own side of the of the ball kansas ran for 221 yards they were 14 of 19 passing with three three touchdowns like can't and and b yu is not a slouch b yu was undefeated coming in this game had just been an arkansas team that apparently can push lSU to the limit like kansas is korean um while coastal elites like alex kershner want you to pay big attention to cal football they ignore the flyover darlings the kansas jhawks i let's move from one coast to the other coast flying literally flying over Kansas in the process.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. All of you. Just earlier tonight of saying Alex is young, was as a bit. No, it's math. Do you all know that Alex is like 10 years younger than all of us?

This is not a joke. Yeah, you know how old? Alex, here, you ready? I'm going to watch the comments steam because I know how many of y'all in here

have been with us since the WordPress days. Here, you ready? Everybody lean in. You ready? Alex Persner was born in 1992. yeah there let that in listen it's just it's just me and i see death at this mike we are bros let that yeah there we go thank you tvs are on burgundy yeah yeah it's great i'm gonna screen cap this first

wave of comments that went yeah anyway we'll just read them shit fuck what damn kids oh god damn it sad face anyway get on the kansas bandwagon because Jalen Daniels is for my money, pound for pound, the most entertaining quarterback not drawing unsportsman-like penalties at the end of UVA games. Jalen Daniels is incredible. It's like everything that you like about college quarterbacks, Jailen Daniels is there.

Like if we do the BVP award, Jailen Daniels is a front runner for this thing because he rules. Also, Kansas, actual good football team. Yeah. Kansas is another really good example of like you watch them play and you're like, oh, there's a plan. And they like know what they're trying. They know what they're trying to be and they know what they're trying to do. But apparently Alex called himself old at the split zone live shot in DC and everyone booed him. I mean, he's he is emotionally old. Yeah. He has an older sold in all of us. Maybe anybody except Godfrey. He's also the best one out of any of us at just like he's better than Spencer at this too, which is kind of crazy. But at just the single shot kill. at his young age imagine how good he imagine when he gets like some wear on him

imagine how much better he's going to be at that we might have to lock him up Godfrey's the witch king so I'm the witch who's the goblin king oh I'm sorry my mistake yeah Godfrey no the witch king is the one who can't be killed by men

and that's clearly not Godfrey it is September 24th so I don't have much longer to do this but I'm just going to go ahead and say most dominant team in America 31 9 victors today that's right get you a piece of this while you still can before selling because we've only got a week left of their powers September Maryland yeah baby four no undefeated in the big 10 baby who do they have next week never mind okay I truly didn't know so you don't know that's not important oh no no no are you ready for this yeah you ready yeah get a piece of undefeated Maryland because they're probably going to stay up defeated because next week they play Indiana who Indiana just

picked up their second win and they're probably going to be there for another week I'm not ready for October Maryland as a concept I am ready for October Indiana you want to talk about some witch king shit Are you tired of being let down

by teams that get off to a hot start then can't do shit? Consider Indiana football. We're not doing shit. The roller coasters that never goes up. Yeah. Happy May on Wilmington.

You really, by the way. Halloween, Indiana. Thank you, Wax. In the being. Yeah, the rug pull on the Maryland cryptocurrency comes in October 7th. Turpto currency. Yeah, turpto currency.

You need to sell turp coin by October 7th because that's when they face Ohio State. In the meantime, pump those numbers up, rookie, and get some fish on the line because we're buying Maryland. Maryland the most powerful force in sports

can't deny it non-fungible terps thank you guys I can't remember who said this today but like I think it was I think it was Iowa they're like yeah I was into NFTs no fucking touchdowns Crabtoccurrency

David Hannah has a better one comments are killing it tonight guys congrats I still can't believe it's weird to sound off in the comments and they can actually do it. This Notre Dame game is so stupid. Oh, yeah. Notre Dame game is big dumb.

Somebody check on that Notre Dame Barstool account. Well, see, how they're taking it. They're going to be like, oh, we're Catholic. Nobody feels guilty about our failures than us. And you're like, well, that's not going to stop me. My one contrary is that if they think that's anti-Catholic, they clearly are not listening to the podcast. There is a special, there is a special brand of cruelness

that is involved in. We need to review this game deciding touchdown so we can put one more meaningless second on the board. Now go out there and do something stupid and pointless. Let's see it. Maybe we'll get laterals to get, fuck you.

But we want to see it anyway. March your ass out there. See if you can get 10, see if you can get 11 players on the field. That seems to be an issue. And just like, the overhead shot of like, here are here's half the

half the Ohio State offensive line here's nobody for and the fact and the fact that like he barely scored like that's the it would I think it would be better in some weird way for Notre Dame fans

if Ohio State had just walked in behind like two clean blocks and just been like oh we fucked that up but the fact that you almost stopped him is like yes had there been literally one body there might it might might might doesn't get in game over

huge stop by the way by the way you're saying that Notre Dame was underrepresented on the left just just as ideologically oh wow yeah weird absolutely weird they left some room on the defensive line

for the Holy Spirit they did they did there's something about somebody said this earlier and I can't find it and I'm sorry but it was 10 players and 11 sets of footsteps yeah I'm going to lock when he's carrying you dude he needs his arms I'm going to do one request regardless who was a guest of the shark hello yes Charles wanted me to go ahead and shout out

this hurts me because it's I'm betraying my class cornell big red Cornell Big Red 23 Yale 21 you beat this is a serious question Cornell has football yeah good for them yes including Jackson Kennedy kicked a 30 yarder as time expired if you don't know if Cornell it's a really good tool it's fine I will accept kinda as the answer for Cornell having football

kind of yes congratulations to Charles and the Cornell Bears I've got some more good news by the way the second half has started and a second the kickoff has happened and Cal has not

surrendered points way to go bears Washington don't do this don't do this to our hearts it's late bear on bear forever bear uh bear bear ass

there we go now you woke up the dog this time yeah so the agenda for the rest of the evening is to track down the trident story we're going to go see if if somebody actually threw a trident well I've probably lost interest if it's not like a free range trident if it's some

sideline bullshit it means it's probably plastic. Yeah. Caboose. Damage. Wait, how far did you have to throw like a hollow plastic Trident to even get it to go anywhere? It looked pretty solid.

I don't know if it's... Is it like resin? Yeah, I mean, I don't know if it's metal. It appeared pretty shiny. By looking at Design Tuscano for Tritants right now? Go ahead. I'm shocked. That's not already a saved bookmark for you. Comment or Clayton T says the Trident was already debunked

so we don't have to do this. Okay. Okay. Then I'll go ahead and let it say. Oh, we can't. can't have nice things yeah uh sandman 2021 says y'all can't let jimbo off the hook what it's it's it's trickier to it's i find it trickier to get involved in this game because ann m lost their quarterback i know they weren't very good in the first half but also like 2710 is fine like max johnson came and played pretty well i i don't know like the the weird thing about the cc this year especially with the results of this week is, with a few exceptions,

and I don't even know how strongly I believe in that, like, I don't think there's any matchup you can come up with where I can say confidently, oh, this team will win. Like, you can just pick them random. You could say, like, old Miss Vandy, and I'll be like, I don't know, sometimes Vandy gets it going on offense. Yeah.

Here's, Missouri, LSU. I don't know, Mizzou's 4-0, and LSU sometimes just plays like shit. Yeah. here's something we can do um and somebody asked us to cover this earlier can you make a case that bobby petrino has anything to do with this team no because uh i knew that when they got into a long situation that jimbo was still putting his thumb on the scale because it was like first and 25 and i was like that here comes a three yard out and on cue three yard out like clockwork that is that is

like for as much as much as that was a storyline coming into the the season. There is very little that's like, oh, boy, you know what looks awesome. The A&M offense all the time. That's right. Max Johnson winged a ball in a double coverage that was just breathtaking. That's really where they sort of cracked the game open. When Max Johnson was like, huh, that's funny, Jimbo, you got this whole constipated offense thing. Bang! I also appreciate that Arkansas allowed a touchdown on an underthrown pass that the receiver bobbled and then somehow two defenders missed him in the course of all of this. Yeah.

Commenter Spartan, no, I will do you one better. You asked, remember when Michael Pennix was at IU? I remember when he committed to Tennessee. Yeah. No, he really did for like 30 seconds in 2017. Michael Pennix Jr. was committed to Tennessee. Caboosa asked this question. Apparently, what's more likely to happen than Brian Farrant's getting fired tomorrow?

Anything. He's not getting fired. No. Wait, aliens already revealed themselves to us like two weeks ago. Yeah, because he's not getting fired. They're not firing his ass. No, they, they, Brian Farns got this stupid contract, like, writer because that's, they're going to, they're going to go through the whole season to figure out if he can do this or not.

Yeah. And like, it's still in the balance. He's not, he's not that far off, but, oh, man. Uh-huh. fucking shut out was not helpful guys we have an alert for one of the funniest passes

I've ever seen in what game probably not Iowa oh I guess it's Washington yeah definitely not Iowa because there was nothing funny about any oh that is funny it appears to have doinked off

someone's helmet and directly into the arms of a streaking receiver perfect that's great I think we call that the chat we call that the chat Kelly I got frantic messages from pit people who are like, Phil Jerkovich is good. He just went six for six.

Oh my God, what is happening? What's his final stat line? I'm so glad you asked, Ryan. It was, he completed his first six passes and finished with 11 for 15 for 109 yards and zero T-Ds. Even when he's playing well,

it's like absolutely not. Absolutely not. And he didn't, he didn't, Christian, Christian, Villu took a number of snapset. Maybe, maybe, hold on.

I have to look some, is Pat, where's Pat and Arduzzy from? Oh, let's guess. He's from New Haven. What? I did not have that on the list. Yeah, he went out at halftime. Thank you, obnoxiously fit, girl.

And it was good in Phil Adjusted Terums. He was on pace for 200 yards. He also did rush five times for five yards, which if you need a yard, Which, if you need a yard, call Phil. What if Pat Narduzzi is a Steelers fan? And he just cannot fucking stand that the Steelers have decided to go with Kenny Pickett. And he feels an obligation.

He's like, never again will a pit quarterback light up the ACC and vault into the upper reaches of the NFL draft? Not on my watch. I will do everything in my power to prevent that from happening again. Washington has scored again. It's now 52 to 12, and they have the ball back as well. How? That little ball, I didn't even see it because I have the scores open.

Yeah. Like on the stream, that little ball didn't even do the little doceido back and forth from Cal. No, I didn't need to. Washington just kept it. Cal was like, yeah, go ahead. Just like, not important. We don't give that to us. Yeah.

We don't know what we're going to do. Come on, you know. Yeah, Michael Ponex has thrown another, he's, he's throwing four touchdowns. He's, what, up to 254 yards. Yeah. Yeah. Let me tell you, I want to end on this. Excellence in Broadcasting mentioned an award to conclude my thoughts on the day,

Sean McDonough, who called the Florida State Clemson game. We have covered this before, but the official position of Sean McDonough, regarding the universe is he does not give a fuck not one Auburn hockey outscored Auburn football today wow I'm looking I'm looking thank you commenter Jason Dickert I'm looking uh oh wow fuck did they Auburn home on I'm trying to see who they're having hockey is new I'm all right Auburn 17 UAB 2 scoring 17 not happy a good week is Trent Dillfer coaching UAP hockey too.

Scoring 17 goals is fucking untowards in a hockey game. Yeah, what? I'm trying to see, hold on. One, two, three, four, five, six. They led seven zero at the end of the first,

no, seven one at the end of the first period. They scored ten more goals. So we need to work on a coach swap, is what I'm here. Wait, apparently we missed a shot. So I'm cruising in the comments. Apparently we missed a shot. Sean McDonough rant about what well oh wait Spencer's Sean McDonough rant yeah I wasn't listening

go ahead yeah no we missed the one I did not see the one about Affleck today uh no I was referencing the one when Greg McElroy said when uh when Jonathan whites missed the potential uh game winner or the one that was going to put Clemson up 27 24 with a minute 45 left and he misses the field goal uh Greg McElroy says well what been a Hollywood ending and Sean McDonough on the rip with no prep goes well the writers are on strike

just like according to Cominter Contrail 236 he had to say Afflat today and he got so mad that they made them say the brand name was second time and went on a mini rant about it. The same guy who earlier in the game goes oh finally Colorado gets some attention anyway

this is the same guy who I saw at an ESPN up front the day after the Big 12 had just been like the ESPN had just cut ties with the Big 12 and Sean McDonough was in charge of presenting the Big 12 for the day. The next

day. Yeah, and the McDonough gets up there and goes, well, hi. And it just like, it's just like they kept him in the program despite this, which was a strange choice. It was beautiful. Please watch our games. I guess we're calling them. Hi.

Shaw McDonne is awesome. You know what it is? If A&M were real badasses, after they scored a touchdown, I don't know, like a meaningless touchdown late in that game, they would have done like a coordinated fake baptism celebration just to make Hugh Fries say something about it. But they don't. Like, just juiceless. A juiceless team. That's all.

Yeah. Unsurious. Yeah. Y'all? Jesus always got at least loving guys. on the field and you'll notice that have we how many minutes until that one comes on uh we are nine minutes away from the start of the suzuka race okay i may actually i may actually catch a little bit of it and complete a day which featured among other things the entire college football spread

uh multiple world cup of rugby games including ireland's absolutely brutal i believe 12-9 victory over the South Africa Spring Box and yes to complete it all the F1 Japan Grand Prix at Suzuki starting in nine minutes

if you were with us the whole time congratulations you made it you can go to sleep to the dulcet tones of Logan Sargent crashing into a barrier 138 something like that I guess that's the show then I guess that's I guess that's the show thank you for everybody

who's still in there. Jason's not dead. Jason's not dead. Jason's not dead. He was that one time, but not now. He's not dead right now. And if he is dead, we didn't do it. If he is, we don't know about it.

Alibi, alibi, alibi. Yes. Thanks, all. Okay, you can do this. I know, I know. Carvana makes it so convenient to sell your car. It's just hard to let go. Oh, my car and I have been through so much together.

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