Shutdown Fullcast - FULLCAST AFTER DARK - SQUIRREL DINNER

Episode Date: October 1, 2023

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you may be looking at today's fbs scoreboard and thinking what a non-blood week this was very few upsets very few ranked teams losing and if they did they usually lost to a team ranked higher than them very relaxing not at all an issue except if you turn the page my dear friend to the fcs rankings where we have the following top 25 upsets number two north dakota state loses to unranked south dakota number five William and mary loses to unranked Elon number six holy cross losing to unranked Harvard number 14 New Hampshire, losing to unranked Towson, number 16, Villanova, losing to unranked Albany, number 23, Youngstown State, losing to unranked Northern Iowa. And when last I checked, Sacramento State was struggling with unranked Northern Arizona, sex status number eight. An absolute bloodbath in the championship division.

Didn't this happen last year in lieu of an FBS club week? I feel like we got one of these last year as well. FCS usually does its own, yeah. We did have an FBS one last year, but yeah, FCS will usually go off on its own and cause some contusions along the way. This one was powerful. Yeah, this is real powerful. Half the top six, including the Northern Northern Friening champions,

but nevertheless, the dynasty going anytime North Dakota State loses, it's a big deal. Yeah. Yeah, it's a good week for FCS blood. And I just wanted to get that right out on Jump Street. That's all. Hey, speaking of blood, USC's defense. That's as close as I had to a segue there. I want to go all the way back to noon a time long ago.

Man, I once had a shred of happiness. USC's defense is so bad, it looks like LSU's. I'm laughing, not because that joke wasn't great. I mean, it was great, Jason. But I'm laughing, thinking about LSU playing defense. right right you knew that after the

the first quarter box score hit that this game was going to be flames absolutely I don't know of LSU will miss you mean yeah I was just scrolling through and I was like oh LSI was 2114 wait they've been playing 16 minutes

okay I thought we were back on Colorado USC but no never God I already forgot about that what happened oh yeah so basically it was it was cover quest cover quest can colorado cover the spread they covered huge dude they covered massive they were uh they were more than willing to protect betters at every opportunity by continuing to score

against USC's quantum defense i call them the quantum defense because they're kind of there and kind of not but this is overlooking how stupid this all because what you're saying wasn't true for the vast majority of this game. Nope, not at all. At 7.14 left in the mid, like almost exactly halfway through the third quarter. Caleb Williams through, I think at that point, that was his sixth touchdown pass, either his fifth or a six. And USC took a 41 to 14 lead.

Again, there were only 22 minutes-ish left to play. and somehow USC's defense allowed over a point a minute to Colorado after that their defensive quarter might be named the Grinch but it was Christmas

for the next for the remainder of the game it hits every time please love for 1977 sports writer Spencer Hall ladies and no it works every time banger sorry sorry if I'm over here making bangers, Ryan.

I think it works. If the play works, keep calling it. I think it works because several of his organs are the wrong size. Stop growing, spleen. Stop it. My heart is growing at an abnormally like a terrible rate.

The Grinch's pancreas grew four sizes that day. He should get that checked out. It would be hard to cover in that scenario. Yeah, just an astonishing. Also, they're just, they're bad. like that defense is bad so very very bad but they they really weren't for a long that's what's fucked up for a lot of this for a lot of this game it wasn't just that like the score was

lopsided it's that they were like controlling controlling Colorado making Colorado look like shit uh-huh uh-huh the hindenberg made it all the way to jersey I mean, yeah, Colorado's scores were indeed later in the game, but I don't feel that there's anything about USC that would make me say, oh, those points were suspicious. No, no. They just feel, Ryan, you were talking about this earlier. It feels, it feels off because that game kicked at dawn.

Like, we should be watching the end of that game right now. Yes. It's unnatural. Yeah. Yeah. Caleb Williams did have 60Ds, and that's very impressive and everything. But there's also this. I don't know what Caleb Williams does.

Vic, one of my favorite follows on Twitter, described him as getting the zoomies. Sometimes there is an immaculate pocket with perfect protection. And Caleb Williams will just decide to see what's over there. He'll just walk over to the sideline. Like, oh, what do you guys do it? Huh? I'm going to throw that guy. Hold on.

Like, I think it all. almost would have been better for USC fans if this had just been like LSU Ole Miss, like a back and forth shootout, instead of, oh no, we just like forgot how to do this for the last third of the game. Yeah, like, like they forgot. Not like, oh, well, we called the dogs off. No, no, no, no. No, this was like we made the dogs very confused.

The dog was just shitting everywhere. Yeah, and then we robbed them of a nap, so they were doubly confused. then we slipped chocolate into their food and everyone panicked. Yeah, that's exactly what happened. They were... God, the dog swallowed my iPhone whole. Yeah.

And Lincoln Riley's like, we meant to do that. It could be that the way to view it is what a miracle that USC's defense held off Colorado for a half. There we go. I can't believe they did that. Oh, boy.

At least USC doesn't have any... other explosive offenses they have to face in the next, I don't know, six weeks. Nope, not a one. They don't have to face Ole Miss. Can we talk about that game real quick? Because I love that game a lot. That shit was USC versus USC. Was that the most stressful game we've had so far this season?

Like if you're a neutral observer? Oh, I mean, it was up there. It was up there, but also, like, you knew it was going to happen that when you looked up. You knew what was going to... You fucking liar. Did you think any of them were going to play defense? Either of them?

No, no, no, no, no. I thought I... Okay, sorry. I thought you were saying... That's Pete Golding's music. I thought you were saying, I know how this will proceed. I'm going to go ahead and just assume

that was an error because the assumption you're making is, oh, Spencer thought the usually reliable old Ms. Rebels were just going to go ahead and pull this one out. I think what Spencer sharing is saying is he knew what would not happen. Yeah. Yeah, okay. All right. All right. I agree. That's fine. By the way, by the way, if you're subscribing to this channel through, if you're subscribing to the Twitch channel, that is great.

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are your Twitch subs pay for our supplemental health insurance Afflat No I loved this game Absolutely loved it because there were so many moments Where you go I like games where you go I think I know more than what's happening

Than the people in the field do About the game right Like when there were 40 seconds You're like oh there's still plenty of time for fuckery like i bet there were defenders on the old miss side like oh guys we got this we got this i believe in you we're sitting there watching like if you guys win it's an accident ls you messed up 100 i like that i like that old miss football is our greenest uh our greenest football team because they're powered by trash we've now learned in multiple instances that's

how is this team i love that uh angry old miss fans uh throwing shit onto the field and then what happens at the end of the game. They go down to collect it. Hey, give me back my blue moon can. I guarantee you there's a fan who's like, this, this here, it used to be trash. I threw in my angry mode, but now I'm happy, so it's a souvenir. Now it's, now it's memento. That's right. Will you sign my trash, please? Hey, coach. Lang Kippen, will you sign my trash? Coach, this used to be my mad garbage, but now it's my happy garbage. You're not making that up. Somebody totally got Lankiffin to sign their trash tonight. I'm sorry, I'm watching the end of West Virginia

and I'm having a freak out. It is, so the end of West Virginia? Like, is that an apt way to describe it? Well, no. I mean, like, West Virginia's demise. I'm not watching it. That's Gordon G. He's doing that. They won.

Oh, they won. Okay. Never mind. I do want to point out that Ole Miss did something extraordinary in that game. They had 300 yards rushing and 300 yards passing. I don't know if I've ever seen that. all of the numbers in this game are stupid both teams averaged at least 10 yards a pass both teams average both teams averaged at least six yards a run old miss the team that won this game had 11 penalties for 121 yards the the possession difference in this game old miss won by 43 seconds that's it incredible. 33 first downs for LSU, 32 for Oldness. Like, just an absolute fucking bonkers game.

Also, and I think this is now an official thing now that we've seen it this much. Jaden Daniels, I saw someone on Twitter who said, that dude takes Looney Tunes hits. I've never seen a quarterback less concerned or aware of their own well-being than Jaden Daniels. It's worrisome. at one point in this game five old missed offenders surrounded him and like against Georgia last year

picked him up now it's just a thing to pick up Jaden Daniels because hi I'm Jaden Daniels and welcome to Jackass like that's I'd be so mad yeah I don't know I would start carrying switch blades

I've never seen another quarterback get Simbad let alone twice the same guy I love that they surround It's really unfortunate that isn't mean. I would just, man, I would put spikes in my, like, I would put like knives in my cleats that stuck out the front and just start kicking, which might actually look worse when they pick me up and I started kicking my little legs in the air. But, oh, this time around the hoisting inspired our RG3 to come, lifted him up like Jesus to be crucified. Thank you, RG3. RG3 just says shit, man. It just says anything. His point. And then like, my favorite part is he said that. And I just pictured. some producer in his ear going like, please settle down.

Settle down a little bit. He just kept going. He just continued as if he hadn't said that. I am so confident this is just how RG3 talked when he was in the NFL. And in Washington's locker of there, like, Jesus Christ. I've been in a huddle with RG3 when he was in college. This is absolutely always how he's talked.

Okay. Good. Yeah. He said poooo. I have seen him give pregame. prayers this is what it's like he is absolutely himself the fact that I got to hear RG3

say poo-poo was really just amazing I had all this occurred within like two minutes yeah no in the fourth quarter RG3 was on 11 the entire quarter at one point he said

doing it for all of the Miss Americans of Old Miss wearing red tonight what Yeah, yeah, just, just, um, yeah, just, um, yeah, just, um, yeah, just on the loose. Can we pause quickly to acknowledge, uh, the following tweet that was sent, uh, four minutes ago from front of the show and TCU fan, Joel Anderson. This is in reference to TCO's coach, Sonny Dikes, uh-huh, bootleg-ass Larry Coker. Oh.

so things are going well Joel wanted Dion for TCU just as a reminder Yeah that's true You should remind him of that immediately I know he's not in here Because he has better things to do My leg asked Larry Coker

Wow But yeah the highlight video for LSU Old Miss Is basically going to be Maybe four minutes shorter than just the full replay of the game It's not going to cut any time at all I just want every word that is used to describe USC's defense to be used to describe LSU's and Ole Misses as well.

Let's be fair. Yes. Is there a game you have less understanding of at this point that's to come on the schedule than LSU Alabama? It'll be big and loud, that's for sure. Okay, sure. You can tell me, you can throw out any score with almost any combination, and I would say, like, yeah, that tracks.

um man i i'm trying to think of one that i know less about besides the obvious let's just all sit here and think and think it's some time to reflect uh well let's see unc schedule 2023 okay so just yeah anything on there anything unc's not real so any literally any of their games here usc you Utah. There's a game I can't figure out either. Sure. How about that? Yeah. Yeah. Either no one scores or everyone scores. That's right. That's right. That's. But here, but, but here we sit on this September 30th and Alabama and A&M,

assuming Alabama holds out, I suspect they will, are tied for the lead in the SEC West, just as we all suspected. Yeah, man. Yeah. A&M, um, A&M by starting Max Johnson might have saved their season to this point. point like that might be going a little bit far but that storyline definitely that is a real you're putting a lot of a lot on arkansas there uh we're weak to week buddy aren't we all i'm going to go ahead and jump i'll take that i'll take that leap spencer included the important qualifier to this point yeah okay all right yeah did we did we did we save did we save the first uh the first 33 percent of the season this way yeah i think so and and you know what amen

win over Auburn looks great today looks absolutely shimmering today the the extremely competitive Auburn Tigers taking it to the wire and forcing my favorite thing in this game was this don't make me throw it to Brock Bowers I fucking hate throwing it to Brock Bowers Mike Bobo you've got to throw it to Brock Bowers fuck you I'm gonna do it fine we'll win the game he'll have 157 yards and eight receptions are you happy now on if i did the math right and i apologize if i didn't on carson beck's last 15 passes he completed six passes to brock bowers for 148 yards and six passes for 57 yards to everyone else on george they tried it was literally it was literally like well let's try all the other things i want to try and then it was like we're tied with

Auburn and Mike Bobo hits the button that says Brock Bowers touched out. Just that's it. They didn't even have to throw good passes to Brock Bowers. It wasn't like, wow. Well, it was like, nope, that one's at his kneecap. Got it. Fine. No, you don't have to do that.

That's what they don't realize. In the game, I can't remember the announcers, but they were talking about, oh, well, it was Gary Daniels. It was like, that's how you get a coach to trust you. I'm like, you don't trust somebody just throw the ball up to Brock fucking of Bowers? Sure. I also like they were talking about like Carson Beck could have transferred but he wanted to

stay here as he's throwing like his fourth pass in a row to Brock Bowers like yeah I would also want to throw that dude. That sounds awesome. Why would you leave? I'm reading my notes aloud from this game and it says Georgia still has Brock Bowers period concerning.

It is. That's the note to put in there. Concerning. I do love that analogy ride that they were like Yes, yes, this brave, this man could have transferred and been Sultan somewhere else, but he decided to stay here in the glimmering palace where they bring him meat on a plate because he knew he didn't want to leave his teammates. Also every single morning, he's showered in gold. Yeah, like that's, you can have Brock Bowers there and all of the talent in the world.

And all it takes is being tied with Auburn on the road and all, right, and almost losing a Jordan hair to go, oh, well, maybe we should throw it to the good guy. Yeah. A million times. We spent the morning watching Kentucky's bowling ball back. Georgia also has a bowling ball back whose name I've already forgotten because I had to watch two of them today. That's too many to hold in my brain. But I was extremely impressed with him.

Do we need to set a timer for how long Spencer has allowed to do his Florida thing? I could just talk about Auburn Georgia some more. This is the day per year when it is interesting to talk. about Florida. And when I think Florida's problems are real. Yeah, I don't know what they're doing. That that's how, is that eloquent enough? I don't, it doesn't look like anybody cares or wants to be there. It doesn't look like, I don't think Billy Napier knows that you're supposed to get the first down on three downs, not four, because the play calling's like, yeah, two point five yards. We'll take that. I understand what you're saying. And I think there is Samara to it. And at the same

time with how bad this defense played and how easily Kentucky ran the ball, especially after contact. It's not like, oh, my gosh, they're scheming and blocking all these ways and just like getting everybody. It was just like, nope, I'm going to hit two Florida players and then I'm going to run for 10 more yards. Oh, no, no, no, no, let's put it this way. If they had not, and there was a lot of mistackling and a lot of just, hey, Kentucky big and

mean and playing at home and us small and frail and terrified and playing on the road. There was a lot of that but also consider this there was a lot of oh a guy moved weird now I'm not going to go follow that gap somebody else will get that

there was a lot of that like Lee left he left he's not my problem yeah no I'm sorry I don't get I don't get paid enough to do that brother that's somebody else's job I'm a union guy somebody else is going to take care of that yeah like but if I go over there who will be here.

Yeah. There was a whole hell of a lot of that going on. And obviously Kentucky's the bigger, stronger team. That's like, one, that's disturbing. That continues to happen that Kentucky is beating your ass at the point of attack. It's a better program right now. 100% a better program. This is what's alarming to me is that versus last year doesn't seem to be a whole lot

of improvement vis-a-vis this particular litmus test. In addition to that, there's not a clear, understanding of how this was supposed to go what the vision was the proof of concept of this is how we would win this particular game none of it absolutely none of it this is worse than last year yeah it is worse than last year because last year florida blew a lead but like Kentucky needed a pick six and they and like they other than that they were held to two field goals it was just like the last two Kentucky wins have been more about like oh Kentucky and Florida played an extremely stupid football game and Florida stupid was higher than

Kentucky's that's not what today was no today was just an ass beaten yeah full full on ass beating and I don't know like that that's the part that I don't get over is you go I don't see anybody who wants to beat ass on the other side not particularly no I don't see anybody who's like got any kind of it's not even like oh they don't have any fight they've got a lot of i don't think they were quitting i just think no i just think it's not like to go back a couple weeks to florida beating tennessee and parking the bus for the entire second half that's no i'm not trying to stick a finger in a wound here all i'm saying is that you all just look i'm trying i'm sitting here quietly and not talking about how y'all devalued our loss i apologize for doing

that. But I think like Florida in the second half of that game, you know, was sort of like, well, maybe Graham Mertz is hurt. And they're just trying not to like give, you know, they're just trying to kill clock, whatever, whatever. Yeah. And realistically, it's just like, nope, this is not a team that constructed and coached is built to play like, we're going to murder you. That's just not what they want to do. I am reduced to, I'm reduced to, like, some of the worst cliches about football that unfortunately happened to be true here because I don't see anybody who actually wants to fight I don't see anybody who actually like wants to

dominate the opponent or be mean or do any of the various ass beating adjacent things you need to do in order to win a football game there is none of that that's from the top that's from the top fucking down but you know what I think this is the wrong way to look at it Kentucky played fucking great they wanted to beat ass

they wanted to beat ass all game long so you all have beaten kentucky twice since 2017 that's crazy this is the and this is three in a row i put this on blue sky the last time kentucky beat florida three times in a row harry truman was president yeah then what happened all we need is to bring back the corpse of dwight d eisenhower and florida football will rise again to prominence. But yeah, that's, if you want to know, like, okay, hey, what's your thing on Florida? I'm like, I don't think anybody wants it. Doesn't look like there's any urgency.

Nobody really gives a shit. That's it. It's not even like, ooh, undisciplined. It's like, no, we want you to come here and put forth like, yeah, you know, some milk toast effort. Hey, you know what? In a way, isn't that the way of working in 2023? And I respect it. Yeah.

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what are you all doing in here yeah this is that's there that's my thing on Florida it's like they just don't really seem to give a shit. It's like there's not one dickhead in the room. There's like not one abrasive That can't be right. That can't be right. It's still the

University of Florida. Okay. There's not a skilled dickhead in the room. Okay. There's an amateur Dickhead. Well, we still got, sorry, you've got to refine that further. Help? No, we're going to move on. Hey, here's a fun game. Here are some Power 5 teams that have scored more points than Nebraska this season. Nebraska has 94 points through five games. Michigan State with 108

Iowa State with 104 Virginia with 107 Iowa with 111 and Stanford with 96 fuck Nebraska Nebraska's offense does not exist is a nullity

cannot be cannot be discussed because it cannot be observed I'm going to no I'm going to catch it I'm going to hunt it let down like the fast watch Like, I don't remember the last time I saw a 45-7 final score, which is what Michigan beat the Huskers by on the road, and thought, oh, that's not reflective of what happened. It was far worse than that.

Yeah, yes. Yeah, I must have looked away during their score, but I sort of anticipated it would happen because Michigan has given up exactly one score in every game. But I still can't imagine how it happened. like just because at no point in the game did they appear to be progressing toward it did one of them hand the ball to a Nebraska defender in an act of sportsmanship yeah maybe maybe they were like hey it's kind of our thing we give up one score keeps us good and mad so go ahead walk it in so angry I'm gonna eat two half-pound

hamburgers at 9 a.m. They have to be on cinnamon rolls in Lincoln for that to work that's true yeah covered in chili sounds good yeah no I'm listening I'm picking up what you're putting down. This was just, there was a lot of ass beating going around in Michigan beat the shit out of Nebraska. Texas truly like Kansas, Kansas kind of hung around in the first half and in the second half, Texas just absolutely stomped them. Texas has done this at least a couple times now. Just like made it look like it was going to be a game. They did this against Wyoming as well.

And then the final score is like, oh, that's fine. That's over. Penn State did the same against Northwestern. That was hideous for a really long. time but the final score looks great texas held the ball for over 40 minutes kansas o of eight on third down o of two on fourth down and one of their two touchdowns was a fumble recovery that functioned as an option play yeah yeah uh oregon kind of got a little ugly for a minute against stanford and then they just pulled away they had like a terrible first quarter and by by terrible i mean they

they allowed stanford to take a three o lead they let stanford square three was it three i thought it was 6.0 at one point. Do they make that up? It was it was 60 at one point and then and then Bo Nix said not on my watch and they pulled away. Yeah, it was a good defensive performance for Oregon. Most teams playing

Stanford this year will have good defensive performances but yes. I accidentally started playing the show on LinkedIn in another tab. Did it sound more, did it sound more professional? Well, let's find out. Yeah.

Let's let's go please tell me. go ahead it somehow it all makes sense and uh and we're like we're we're like and you can refer to uh our website where we're tabulating these just statistics for you business business business we just sound like the pivot yeah earnings earnings earnings business shareholder business stock split business follow back on that if you will interest rate business inflation business business business speaking of inflation Notre Dame that's not what happened not what happened at all that's just a word

followed by Notre Dame Spencer am I the only one that could hear that I could everybody hear that I could hear what when I started playing it in the other town I couldn't hear it no that I just attempted myself that's awesome you gaslit yourself that's not what that means idiot

this was this was the game by the way where where the funniest possible Sam Hartman storyline happened where Sam Hartman won the game by running that's it the noted noted scrambling threat Sam Hartman took it down the field for a game winning a game winning drive and eventual touchdown just everything I wanted to happen for Sam Hartman at Notre Dame is is happening like he is such a jam such a prize and he's not actually having to worked that hard because they prefer to run the ball and play defense. And every now and then they're like, hey, handsome man, why don't you throw a pass? I would say, based on the way Notre Dame's

offensive line played, Sam Hartman actually had to work very fucking hard at this game. Are you saying that the scrappy Duke Blue Devils once again brought 4,000 different defensive looks? Yeah, like the vibe I did not get was, what a chill time for Sam Hartman. The vibes are good. The impacts are rather... There was a lot of, like, just guys flying through the line. Like, I don't know if it's, like, a mix of well-designed with just picking smart angles, but... Sam Hartman's career rushing average, two yards per carry. Duke is a pain in the ass to play.

And he picked up, what, a fourth and 17? Yeah. Yes. And also in a move where I said out loud, ah, what a savvy veteran. saw a guy get held and immediately threw the ball out of the end zone at him to get a PI.

That's veteran savvy right there. I mean, when you're, when you're a sixth year or senior, that's the shit you learn. Yeah, I could try to make a play here or I could just go for the flag. That does seem like it's free real estate. It's literal free real estate.

That's definitely a skill you unlock on level 50. Like he definitely has enough XP for shit like that at this point. this man's on new game plus yeah if this were some elder scroll shit there would be like a sound effect with it you've unlocked intentional bi you are no longer maidenless yeah um that duke is so annoying to play oh my god they they have like 9000 different defensive looks they throw at you they're all smart enough to learn it uh they're small and undersized but they keep like they keep heading up in your back field and you're like what the fuck uh and until tonight Riley Leonard had

just been having a dream season for your scrappy gamer scrappy gamer gritty type quarterback and then he got his ankle messed up on the last play of the game it's a brutal ending for duke yeah at uh as as our as our text crawl notes it's weird to feel bad for duke but uh that's that's the vibe all across the country that's where we're it's uh huh this is uncomfortable feeling it's also weird to feel congratulatory towards virginia tech who put 38 points points on Pittsburgh and won by 70. Because there's so rarely something to congratulate. Correct. Correct.

Oh, right. I remember this feeling from like 2008. Yeah. Yeah, that they should be expected to perform like this on a football field against good competition or maybe Pitt, whatever. Or Pitz. Yeah. One or the other.

How bad was Pitt's offense in this game? That's what I want to know. It was not great. I'm sorry. I see Phil Juerkevick here with two TDs that's the problem he carried the team with 235 yards passing they rushed for 38 that's so so basically if I'm reading they had the rushing long as well 12 yes yes Phil do everything welcome to the jerk show bitch that's got to be the name for their offense it has to be jerk

going to win this thing. Jerk style! That is so insulting because this means that their entire, their entire defensive game plan is, whatever you do, stop the run. Let Phil eat. Whatever he wants. It won't matter.

That's so bad. Oh. Their defense got carved up too. Like, this is just not, this pit team. The spit team is now one and four, and the only win is over Wofford in week one. Fuck you, Terriers. So Pitt basically did nothing but had two long touchdown passes.

Yes. A 75 and a 61. And then a fumble return for a touchdown. Because I was looking at this, like, how did they get 21 points? Basically, it was just three crazy plays. That's it. God damn. Is it, uh, are it, like, are we getting close to a point at which, um, Pat Narduzzi might, uh, might be thinking about, I assume Pitt is every time UCA, like, who's next for the Michigan state job and Pat Narduzzi's list on it, that somebody at the Pitt athletic department being like, please, please, please, please put them on the list. Please college football journalist. Just please put him on the list. Not, not Pat. Not Pat doing it. Like, you know who I've heard.

is really good at you know who's smart and strong Pat Narduzi smells like cookies that's me I mean Pat Narduzi

excellent coach A source close to Pat Narduzzi Well just That's got to be Pat Narduzzi I just Until Scott Satterfield

takes the jump Yeah well Surely he's in conversation For it Someone please Indemify Ryan As the person Who caused that

When it happens When Scott Satterfield actually does get the job. Scott Satterfield's just going to keep, like, they're going to be like, oh, hey, Andy Reid was hit by a meteor. I guess we need to call Scott Satterfield. Like, he's just going to keep failing up, isn't he? Maybe.

You know what? There are worse guys who have done that, so I think I'm all right with it. Holly, you said you have some podcast business to unveil. Not exactly unveiled, but I have a little bit of a thing to promo. Okay. You may have seen me post earlier about some dog tags that listener Rob Carlson made for us. He has a little Etsy shop where he makes sports themed printed tags for your pets and easily lost loved ones. Hello, Spencer.

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I enjoyed that. I didn't know that little. That leaned a little bit like John Lovett's Tales of Rivaldry, but. You're talking about Iowa? Yeah, a team that brought down a lot of their offensive averages yet again. And played a game of absolutely putrid attacking football and won 2616 over the Michigan State Sport. more than 25 more than 25 is more than 25 baby steps they they are absolutely going to show why this contract was necessary because they're going to they're definitely going to make a bowl game like there's no question they'll probably win eight games at this point they might and the offense is going to be like yeah i got 17 and a half points for you that's it sorry and they lost kate magnamara for at least a little bit to injury so today was a gnarly day for

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Speaking of grift, UCF led Baylor 35, seven. I'm sorry that we got to this. UCF, we said we were going to try and be nicer to you and you're not making that easy. I mean, Jesus Christ, what the fuck happened to here? You can't blow a 28 point. Five to seven. In the second half. You can't blow a 28 point lead to this Baylor team.

What are you doing? What are you doing, you big dubby? commenter space god wait UCF lost that game yes yes to to a Baylor team like so bad that like Dave Miranda press conferences was all but like yeah we're terrible I don't know like this might not work out for me I'm having a lot of personal doubt like I'm not sleeping or anything this is this was UCF's big 12 debut this shit you fought so hard for it insisted that you deserved so badly and wanted more than anything else in the fucking world to be in a Power 5 conference and this is and this is what you did uh-huh they and UCF flew too close to

the space station that is what they get for not sending god for his jersey you're right daniel paterson of linked in oh they they UCF in the second half turned the ball over at the Baylor 31 and the Baylor 25. And both of those, one directly, one indirectly, turned into Baylor touchdowns. But because it was a 28-point lead, there was

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learning our ways quickly. Also, just a brutal loss for nominative determinism when Colton Boomer missed a 59-yard field. Can we just, we need to rewind this because you will see this on various sports centers, Twitter highlights, uh, TikToks, etc. But there is a play from Timmy McLean, UCF's extremely frazzled quarterback. If you want to know what the definition of manic quarterback play is, it's this.

Fourth and six, 43 seconds to go. they are trailing at this point by what would be the final score 3635 and they're at the UCF 30 timmy mclean drops back to pass he keeps dropping back he drops back again he rolls all the way to his left and then back into the end zone where he dodges one and shakes off another tackle stays in the end zone for like 20 seconds not really but he's not like it. He is doing the football equivalent of throwing spitballs at the face of God, daring to be struck down, and completes a pass to R.J. Harvey for 16 yards net, by the way, which in reality, from where he threw it was something like, I don't know, 44 yards.

Yeah. Yeah, after running a good 50 yards laterally to make this happen back and forth and converts the fourth and six, and nearly destroys the announcer's throat and then then colton boomer like this is the most guss thing ever is he's like uh you know what let's go for that 59 yarder not not like i guess maybe timmy mclean couldn't throw a hail mary but he's like no we'll try the 59 yarder but they but they threw a like they basically threw a hail mary the play before that should throw another one brother I know hindsight I know hindsight's 2020 but come on

setting the college kicker out for a 59 yarder like like your Missou but you're not Missouri you're not another another outstanding football team by the way who had a great day um was it uh I think it was Missou's quarterback who set the SEC right has set the SEC record for most pass attempts without a pick no uh brady cook second a pass attempts without a pick it's like what i what i learned yeah what i learned today is you go hey is anybody good in the cc east besides georgia and i'm like yeah it's probably missou and definitely kentucky is georgia good it georgia is the one that we assume is good oh okay very generous i i said this to our friend amanda maul i am convinced

that george at this point is the dude you see at the gym who's running on the treadmill with a weighted vest on. Like every, every Georgia game is like, oh, you're, you're doing this on purpose. You could be faster and better, but you're trying to push yourself. Yeah, this is the oxygen

restriction season. Yes. That's what they're doing, right? This is, George is like, yeah, I was bored with regular shit, so now I lift with chains on the barbell. We're going anaerobic from the minute we wake up. you hear me that's it so do you do a lot of like cardio yeah it's all sprints all sprints how long hours hours on end we just we just do you ever let yourself catch a breath no though i'm dying dying right now but i'm gonna be ripped i will say and somebody in the comments asked if we talked about yukon yet we haven't we will now as bad as ucf blowing a 28 point lead was yukon which hasn't won a game this year blew a 17 point lead

and then they got the ball back down seven with 241 to play they drove all the way down the field and with 40 seconds left ran the ball in for what appeared to be the game winning touchdown until the point after touchdown was blocked and they lost by one mora just an absolutely cursed year for jimora you're kind of oh and five and starting to make last year's Loki miracle looked like a total aberration did that happen? Or more of a miracle. And also has like a lot of tough games left on the season.

So yeah. We'll be kind to say, I wish you luck, Jim Mora. Did anybody watch the Clemson, Syracuse game? I didn't really. That's why I'm asking. Not here. Every time I looked at it,

Clemson was doing something really good. And Syracuse was punting. That's what I saw. Which is a shame because prior to this, like, you know, Syracuse had been having like quite the joyride and had been doing lots of interesting stuff. If you, like football geeks are super big on, I think it's Jason Beck, their offensive coordinator,

super big on everything he does. Like they're, they're extremely, extremely excited about him. Still? Still, still, yeah. you know yeah the ponies aren't his fault you know all he can do is racing okay you know also you're facing clemson which uh is is a tall order even in a year where they've already lost two games and still a team full of really good players and blah blah blah blah blah sure yeah yeah but yeah i did not see any of that we have a live update this would be from uh number seven washington playing

in the desert out in Tucson it is 2816 2816 Michael Pennix Jr in the third quarter already has 302 yards light work you know just a light work but no touchdowns

fraud I'm just being unselfish it's a glory fraud we are gestures to him that's right Arizona not terrible

no Arizona's not terrible I mean this has been established for a few weeks now but really something yeah do we dare do we like damn with faint praise by calling them competitive

yeah sure I think that's fine yeah I'd say so they're certainly more competitive than Arizona state at this point I mean granted they might lose one two three four five six seven eight in a row

to close a season possibly but still. Woo, look at him go. Maybe I'll steal a couple of these. Go ahead and clip that wildcats. Jason Kirk of the shutdown full cast says, you can lose eight a row. Awesome.

I'm their hater. I love it. I know. Nobody was calling out 80-year-old men today. I thought that was going to be the thing that happened after every game. No, no, everyone was defending 80-year-old men. college college game day was just yelling at coaches we're too busy sourcing the the reason for pat maccophie's tummy troubles there's a lot of like washington state shut the fuck up and enjoy your lot in life and like what the hell man where are we just normal stuff one washington state person was mad or whatever so they're just going to shit on the whole school we're having fun we're a we're having fun here yeah shut the fuck up Shut up! Shut up!

No one gives us shit whether you're having fun. Like, granted, you're the most dedicated, you know, fan base to our whole production, but shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Holly, was, was this Tennessee 41, South Carolina, 20, the most unfun, three-score game possible? Yeah. Yeah.

Okay. This sounds like you're very happy with your team. I wanted to talk about... What the fuck, dude? I wanted to talk about a team that's trying his best to listen actively. It's not going to be. I'm terrified that that's true. I'm terrified that he's trying his best.

NC State bad. There, just want me to get to it. If you saw Louisville and NC State play. That was that was like if you wanted if you wanted to show a child who wasn't around for like, I don't know, 20, let's say 2018 ACC C games. this was the one to show them this is what it used to be like all the time this is what they took from you

that's 5 and O Louisville 5 and O Louisville starting Jack Plummer who I watched throw two of the worst fucking interceptions I will see all year long absolute ducks thrown directly to defenders all right

they let that man throw 35 times which should result in a felony conviction instantly without trial for any coach if they hadn't won this game. They couldn't run the ball for shit. They ran the ball for 20 yards. They could not run the ball for shit. I wasn't really done talking about Tennessee. Spencer trampled me.

I'm sorry. I thought you were done. My bad. You don't sound sorry. I am. I was just very excited about how bad this game was. Holly, he just had to talk about NC State Louisville. I did.

The Friday night game. couldn't control himself. I just felt remiss getting off that game without talking about the degree to which Spencer Rattler and company were shut down during this. That front seven is really fun to watch and they play with their hair on fire.

The end of the first half was very weird. Yeah. Yeah. There were, um, what happened to all the SEC reps we know? Did they all retire on mass? I think they did. Because we got a whole crop of new. ones and they are all they are all like a different species

of Looney Tune. We got the one that looks like who's that who's the the Disney character who's like Goofy's evil cousin that anyway that was that was our ref tonight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The guy who I'll call Maga Goofy. Yeah. Maggoofy. Um, UNLV is four and Yes, Pete. Thank you. UNLV is 4 and 1

which is amazing considering this is a team that has been to one bowl game in 23 seasons and is now like not that far like has certainly some winnable games down the stretch

and can probably do it again that shit rules um Maryland 5 and 0 man I mean they're they're always 4 and 0 but 5 in 0 We didn't never really consider the possibility of what a five-week September would do, would do to Maryland. Indiana continues to reach new levels of decrepitude.

This, like, Maryland absolutely dominated them in this game. Yeah, they're done. Like, I know that everybody was like, yeah, Tom Allen's probably done. Dude, they're done. They're super done. I don't know what they're doing. Can I talk about the, um, The most underrated team in the country, which when I say the name of, when I say the name of this team, it's going to sound like underrated and this team's name do not go together.

Oklahoma is, they've been like, they've been ranked in the teens and I don't know why. They've been the best team against Vegas this year. We've covered in every game by two touchdowns. Their defense has looked a lot better. Yeah, a lot better. computer power ratings they're like one two three and like tons of them Oklahoma should probably be in at very least that top eight group of teams that are like getting you know number one votes every week so you could put them anywhere anywhere in that group so I think

there are two things going to that was the weirdest score of the day too there are two things going on which which are keeping Oklahoma from being higher in the rankings one they haven't played anybody that you like who's the best team they've played Cincinnati who's not great sure yeah i mean i it's not it's not confusing that they're not ranked up that high except for the fact that they're oklahoma because like well schedule wise compare it to you know what michigan did like i understand where you start affects how quickly you climb i get but i think the other thing is that we're used to under lincoln riley and under like the later years of bob stoops we're used to Oklahoma mashing in the first in the easy part of the schedule and doing it with like like the Tulsa score 6617 and the fact that like they beat Cincinnati 20 to 6 they beat SMU 28 to 11 like but I think you're absolutely right like this is a much more balanced team than we have seen in a while and like presents Texas is the one getting all the attention.

in the big 12 and deservedly so. But like Oklahoma, I think you're totally right. Oklahoma is playing very, very well and looks like a very interesting opponent for Texas going into next week and just going forward for the rest of the year. Yeah. And I mean, the rankings thing, it'll sort itself out.

If you beat Texas, then, okay, you're a top five team. If you don't, then, okay, you're fine where you are. Right. So, like, it's not that big of a concern. It's just very, very disorienting to see Oklahoma of all teams. like you know if anything this is a team we often overrate are we are they unfairly catching backlash because we are so irritated with lincoln right now i i i think it's like retroactive hell i think it's more just they were such ass last year that um voters are still catching up i guess yes yes i think

it's that and it's it's also just like they were not fun to watch like there i think there is an unfair thing that we probably... How can you be fun to watch while scoring 50? No, no, no, no. I don't mean this year. I mean last year. Oh, okay. They were, like, they were really, like, they were sloppy and they would fuck up in weird circumstances. And even when they won, it was like, this is kind of stupid. Like, I think there is a, like, it's not style points exactly, but I do think there is something to, like, when you are more fun to watch, the voters will sort of credit you for that, whether they mean to or not i did think for a second you were talking about the 50 points like we'll be

it'll be no we won't like doing it no i don't mean today we'll do it holding our nose damn it's like a 2015 alabama there yeah gross we dominated that answers that question who is who albama we're almost to the end of that game they lead mississippi state 40 to 17 are they still playing they are looks like it just ended 164 yards pass this see that is this is how Alabama likes to win play a good Christian ball everything is restored

Pellotonton says it's over I'm like no we've returned Pelotonton yeah we've returned we've returned to what Alabama should be good Christian football but you don't pass for over 200 yards if you get any closer to that biscuit voice

I'm going to strangle you with something. This is, this is lordly football. This game is over forever ago. You should understand ESPN scoreboard is ass now. It's absolute trash, and it won't tell us what's going on, and it lies just constantly, so I'm sorry. Hang on. There's a bunch of, there's a bunch of computer dorks in here.

Let's do the cry for help. Fix the scoreboard. No, no, folks, a bunch of your web developers in here, according to you, would you please, make a very simple featureless mobile scoreboard the one we used to love was based in

was Yahoo and it had absolutely nothing on it but scores updated in a timely fashion charge a dollar for it in the app store you'll make a mint no the fix does not use a different site idiot commenter you might be an idiot but like

no no we won't one that works. That's like telling LSU you to play defense. They're not going to do it. Just stop it. You can give your website. No, I want the no. Elsie will not. Wait, many people are saying that there already is a scoreboard

in the comments. Let's explore this. Okay. Plain text sports. Oh, this is very good. I would have dark mode. Yeah, this will do. I'd like one that updates without having to refresh. But

other than that, this will do. I would like to pose. Great. I would like to, I would like to post one. ESPN's working fine for me. I just wanted a note. Sorry.

I'd like to pose one open question. And this is for Trent Dilfer. Oh, boy. You took the UAB job, and now you're getting very mad. What did you think was going to happen? That's all. Like, he's just on the sideline,

just absolutely losing it on some assistant or coordinator I don't know who it was. And I'm just like, yeah, you're playing Tulane, a very good team in the American. And you're Trent Dilfer and you maybe hired you. And none of this points towards like things should be going smoothly and well. That's the kind of fire we need on the sideline at Florida, Ryan. Oh, my God.

Wow. You're not down that bad. Oh, my God. you've taken it too you give him an inch i swear our current noise the dog just made it was like our current university president is that stupid by the way he wasn't even here when this happened that guy seems passionate look how many weeks ago were you in the off season actually reading recruiting stories about florida and referring to him as billy i was told you he I will still call him Billy.

I will be like... Billy's put it together, y'all. Next week, it could be totally different. God. Very transparent about that. It was real goddamn bad today, and they played two good quarters of Google. I don't know how we got back here.

I'm sorry to everybody. I didn't want to be back here. You see... I thought I could talk about Trent Dofer. And so... Teddilfer. Because he's from Tampa. That's right.

Yeah. Right. Yeah. no it all makes sense and all makes sense see come on home um is he's is he's terrible this year yeah okay it brings me no pleasure okay like because i don't think texas tech is amazing but they're not and they sure to just just handle houston and i know there's like some special teams plays in here and it you know it's not just whatever but yeah that that and bowling green 38 Georgia Tech 207 that was one I was really like what happened here that is uh I it I really

can't think of a a power conference loss in uh like it's hard to think of the most recent one that's worse than this it's especially almost as bad as it gets it's especially bad because Georgia Tech led this game 14 zero so it's not one where it's like uh-oh shit spiled way out of control and Georgia Tech just couldn't like get a hold of it and it was 14-7 at half it was 1714 at half bowling green like and then they just like yeah i don't know yeah that shit got bad shit got bad fast bowling green entered ranked uh 112th in the computers and georgia tech loves computers exactly they've been defeated by their own it's a betrayal on two levels it just lost it eve online

Wow. How could they? Also, I like that some of you who are making the dumbest comments are doing it under your real name and LinkedIn photo. It just, it just means more. It really does.

No, say it with your chest. I love it. No, I really do like it. That's not sarcasm. JMU 5'0. Yeah. Put some respect on it.

Never end out. Go dukes. Rank the dukes. rank the goddamn dukes let them play for championships damn it fucking UCF can't believe you did that

I do have on that Houston thing by the way I don't know if you saw Dana's Dana's halftime interview I did see a clip of Dana's halftime interview when he was like so what do you think

your team's performance he's like defense was terrible special teams are pathetic like Dana like Dana's fed up with Dana you're like man you're doing a shit job and he's like right terrible

the guy who came into you're saying I can't possibly be fired and now he's like god damn it I can't possibly be fired I'm gonna fire me this fucking sucks this fucking sucks man just gonna go play blackjack for a year and regroup

and by that we mean sit at a blackjack table continually for a year play blackjack for a year he won't sleep he won't get up to go to the bathroom he'll fuse to the chair another three months and i'm going to be back to even it's fine can we talk about troy georgia state a commenter wants to know i want to know how we set off

the other guys echo dot and how we can do more of this sure sure sure um yeah Troy was very efficient on offense um and i honestly i think like Georgia state was to me a very much like how real is this for now because they they beat coastal but other than that they had you know not an awesome resume at this point beat the aforementioned Yukon beat charlotte beat rhode island and troy even though they are Troy's kind of the flip like troy didn't have a was two and two coming into this but they lost a kansas state and they lost at JMU who have as we've established five and oh ranked the dukes et cetera they beat a pretty good western kunducky team like i don't know i don't i don't necessarily think this is like oh

georgia state's going to collapse from here but they had three turnovers but you know you're like hey yeah what was the problem that they had three turnovers yeah and troy converted all of them yeah yeah i mean yeah i think it's i i i i think i don't know Troy's still good. Georgia State's still pretty good, too, but the Sunbelt has, like, between JMU, Marshall, Georgia State, Troy, Texas State did very well today. Georgia Southern beat coastal. Like, there are a lot of intriguing teams in the Sunbelt right now.

I don't, like, this is a league where it's very hard to say where it's all going to get sorted out, except JMU of 5 and I'll rank the Dukes, that part. we know we know that part right and that rundown was also a service to everyone trying to remember which teams are in the sunbelt thank you there's only like maybe one team in the sunbelt that i think is like and that's southern miss and that's fine like god bless them for being around yeah they're super bad if you want to know like okay which teams are which teams at this point are merely unfortunate you know like i think uva is a bad team but they have elements of just pure misfortune right they're currently oh and five um i maintain they could have been a spicer

o and five if they had continued to start anthony colandreya they could they could be three and two is the fucked up part yeah put our precious moments rex gross but here back on the throne did you call him precious moments rick gross she did yes look at a picture of him without his helmet tell me i'm wrong it's not wrong like like uvaa uvay uvay and sam houston state who just moved up to fbs this year those are the only winless teams this year i think right i believe so but my eye will keep scanning they're they're pretty bad like a very tired terminator is like mad-eye moody but with one real bad eye and yeah um yeah they're terrible had a bad eye that was like the whole thing no but that's the thing is that it's fun uh Stanford's real bad too Stanford is is very very bad this

year I think you're probably I think that's probably right I don't like there is there is a thing that is happening with the yeah they did lose the SAC state sex state's not a bad FCS team I don't know I think it's harder I think the PAC 12 is so good at the top at the top like five teams and even like the two teams after that it's like yeah they're pretty good like there are some teams that i think are going to look awful and it will be hard to separate Stanford and Arizona state are the two that stick out it will be hard to separate like are they absolute garbage or are they just actually playing a gauntlet of a schedule because the pack 12 decided to like be fucking buck wild this

here and I don't know why not's both yeah could be both yeah I think Stanford's probably bad bad okay that's fine yeah they don't look like they they look like every play is a surprise like when the quarterback drops back to do something they're like whoa it's wild balls coming to me isn't it nice to still have amazement in the world isn't it nice to not feel like child like wonder yeah that's right Should we encourage that? Let's note our beaves picked up an impressive victory 217

over former number 10 Utah. Yeah, this was the game where Utah just ran out of bodies. Like, they just ran out of... Like, at one point, Utah was going to be like, nope, we've used all our points. If we've used all our points, we have no points left. We have no quarterbacks. We have no ability to move the ball.

And that's really what happened here. Yeah. this was this was a like wow this seven year old has been driving this car so far and eventually you just can't like it's not a sustainable plan yeah yeah they just need Utah needs and they're like well what does Utah need you're like Utah needs a spa month yeah they need a spa month they need a sabbatical they need time to they need time to just heal up and get they need those cryotherapy tanks full of Mountain Dew from Star Wars cam risers are not Camer Isaac's still not close to back. They have a buy.

They have a buy, and then they have Cal, who Cal is like, I don't know what to make of Cal. I don't want to get into it. I just don't. I kind of feel like Cal is with you there. Yeah. But they still have to, Utah still also play USC, Oregon, Washington, Arizona, and Colorado, and Arizona State, but I'm not worried about that one.

Like, there's a lot of meat left that they got to, like, I think we will look back on Utah's schedule and just be like, God damn. That was a lot you put on your, I think you may be overdid it at the buffet, guys. I think Arizona should probably publish a like social victory graphic because you called them meat. They did it. They're back. I mean, they're hang. They're, listen, they're with, they're within two touchdowns of Washington with eight minutes to go in the fourth quarter.

Yeah, that's me. That's not, that's me. Speaking of social graphics, but jumping games, if you missed the anvil that Ole misses social media tweens, dropped on Brian Kelly tonight. Please do yourself a favor. Go check it out. Drop it in the chat if you know what I'm talking about.

I will take care of that, yes. I will put it in the Twitch chat. It's very good, very, very good. But yes, they're hiring the correct people. Yeah, they have selected the correct demographics for their, social media team i love that everyone who grew up on like straight youtube poop videos right just like straight garbage has just been like has just been like there we go wc core thank you yeah but everybody who grew up on straight youtube poop videos and like like video gibberish humor is now in

charge of all of the leading program social media accounts sure great yeah speaking of poop videos i just realize that LSU gets to follow up the Ole Miss game by going to Missouri to play at 11 a.m. That's cool. Sure. Also, you were mentioning, like, Oklahoma being underrated.

Does this sound weird if I say, I don't think that's a team you want to play in the morning? Missouri? No, not, not Missouri. No, no. Oklahoma. Yeah, you were talking about unfortunate kick times. I'm like, as early as early as the Red River rivalry is. Oh, I don't want to play, like...

Today was full of weird kick times. That mean-ass Oklahoma team early in the morning. No, no. Because like Oklahoma this year appears to be more competent than like an outscore you type team. Is that I was saying? Yes, yes. Yeah, yeah, that they're just, and meaner, more physical.

Like, I think that's, that's... You don't really want to play those teams anyway, period. If you can avoid them, you do. Remember, one of the keys to having a good record is avoiding playing good teams. Yeah. Yeah. 100%. Yeah. The best way. Yeah. Highly recommend it. Yeah. Like, do you want

to know one thing that's really helps shield George's weaknesses? They play no one in September. Like smart people. Somebody's going to think I'm criticizing them. No, no. That's what you should do if you're like, I don't know. I should probably back out a few of these games. Yeah. It's more often.

Every time I've praised Michigan's non-conference scheduling, someone pops in, you know, to say like, Well, don't you think they're cowards? And I'm like, it doesn't matter whether I think they're cowards. I think they're really smart. You don't get any points for bravery. Like the college football says every now and then you do, but you don't.

I think this is unfair. Georgia didn't have to schedule the Service Academy known as the Auburn Tigers, but they did. Okay. They did also try to schedule apparently my favorite team, Oklahoma, which that game was canceled. for other reasons. W.S.Corp asked, like how mean, is this a dick-punching Oklahoma? What an interesting phrase to use

in the Oklahoma-Texas rivalry. Because there actually is, in fact, a literal dick-punching, dick-mangling incident in the fan lore surrounding that rivalry. But Mac Jones went to Alabama. I don't understand. That's old dick-punching Mac Jones.

That's what you learn when you go to Alabama. Nick Lines Jeff and goes, there's a right way to punch someone in the dick. That's what we teach. And if I can't teach it anymore, I bet, I bet when Matt,

when he saw tape of Mac Jones, ball tapping, who was it, Saus Gardner, I think. Yeah. Oh, God. I bet that was the first time Bill Belichick's felt proud of Mac Jones.

I think we might got something here. I think this kid might have the stuff. He teared up a little bit. He was learning. if this was a movie about the arc of his career this would be the start of the montage music this is the my god he's getting it he's starting he's starting to believe yes he's like he goes off the sideline and like he belichick turns around and he's

standing in the doorway just framed softly in the light and he says you remembered steve bellichick pops up behind him hey dad here i got some coffee for you Shut the fuck up. Punch the Steve right in the deep. Not now, whoever you are. Bill Belichick, who apparently knows who Taylor Swift is. That was mind-blowing. To what extent?

They asked him about Travis Kelsey, even though his team wasn't playing Travis Kelsey. And Bill Belichick, of all people, who usually only talks if he's asked about the third-string full-back special team's performance, commented as if he was aware that Taylor Swift is a big deal. I know he subscribes to Caucasian Quarterly, so that's probably how he keeps up. She probably is on the cover of that. I bet I can thread this needle, and I'm really don't know how I know this because I'm not a follower of hers. Wasn't she dating at Kennedy for a minute? And doesn't he have a house? That's true.

They may have actually, like, doesn't Bill Belichick have a place in Nantucket? They may have actually crossed past socially. She's also played concerts at Gillette, and I assume Bill sleeps at that stadium. Right. Okay, okay. So, you're young people turn that down. I'm sure he just walked out and said, huh, all right, then. Hey, he's more of a music officiata than you know, because remember.

I don't know about you, but I'm also feeling, I also feel the all 22. Thanks, Taylor. I'm glad that we both like to crunch film. Holly knows where I'm going with this. Yes, I do, and I can't get it out. Go ahead. Remember, in 1994, Bill Belichick took Nick Saban to a Pink Floyd show when they were both coaching for the Cleveland Browns, which means that there is a less than zero percent chance that Bill Belichick

and Nick's Haven tripped balls together while listening to Dark Side of the Moon. That might have happened. Nick turns to Nick turns to Bill and Bill goes, Bill, you know what? I don't think there is anybody out there. Oh, we really do. Just dig that hole. Forget the sun. Oh, God. Oh, the other team that's great is Fresno State, who's shedding out Nevada, 20 to 0, the second half. Sorry. Shouldn't mention that. Yeah.

Listen, Fresno is not going to let you have shit. They let Arizona State and shit have shit. If you're bad, they're just going to shut you out. Nevada's bad. They're not going to let you have dick. Mac Jones is going to let you have dick. Mac Jones is going to. No, but it's not going to let you have dick.

It's not going to be intact. He'll let you have it, though. They'll let you have yours. Yeah. Stress test. Michael Pennix, still no touchdowns. Only 363 yards. Fraud.

Fraud. Fraud. Fraud. I think they bench him, probably. Fraud. Send him back to Indiana. No. Had it with the shit.

Brock Bowers Heisman. Don't even invite Pennix. That probably will happen. Yeah. Photos are asleep. None of these yards count. They're going to go to Mike Bobo and be like, hey, listen, we wanted to nominate Brock Bowers

for the Heisman. He's like, no! No! They'll go to Mike Bobo and they'll say, we want to nominate Brock Bowers from Heism and he's like, all right, I'll draw up some more run plays for him. Boebo for his blocking, you mean? How is

someone that good at their job and so goddamn aggravating? Like, like, I have to admit, you look at the numbers, and you go, Oh, goodness, a number of comments. You just go, oh, man, it's like he, you know, like, the numbers look okay at the end of the day. But I'm like, you pick the most irritating possible way to get here. Yeah.

Yeah, I, uh, as a defender of the first iteration of Georgia OC, Mike Bobo, I'm not defending this one. Why don't you run the ball, Bobo? I like doing all of the other things. before I do the thing that works. I mean, relatable. We're not going to eat dessert first. It's just got to try stuff to make sure. I don't like this asparagus,

but I'm eating every goddamn bite of it because I paid for this cruise. Spargas cruz. It is a bulldog's asparagus cruise, 2023. I'm going to eat this ship empty. Just Kirby being like, oh, what, cruise?

Farrow, what? I'm just a simple boy from Bainbridge. I don't understand these vegetables that you're... Well, that was Jeremy, that was Jeremy. I know, I know. I'm just playing, like, paying this forward. Kirby's like playing up. I'm just a dumb, simple, hick.

I only think about football. Here's my up one-f-fifty. Everybody's talking about how football-focused I am. Go dogs. I think that'll do it. I think that'll do it. It is 104 a.m. Unless we have further business, I would like to thank you.

Yes, I would like to thank you all for listening to yet another perfect edition of the full cast after dark. There we go. Let the spider noises follow you down. Oh, we got a power outage in Fresno. The annual Mountain West Stadium failure has arrived. I told you Fresno State wouldn't let you have shit. They're not going to let you have lights, Nevada. It's 20 to nothing. Get the fuck out.

Get the fuck out. Because I still can't see this. Let this be assigned to all of us to descend into the darkness of the night. One more sleep until the forever sleep, everybody. No photons for you, Nevada. Whoever's on the call in this game, when the lights went out, they dropped a rut row. Hey, everybody, before you go to sleep tonight, look on your bed for Matt Jones. Kapao

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