Shutdown Fullcast - FULLCAST AFTER DARK: STATE OF TEXAS FOOTBALL HAVING A NORMAL ONE

Episode Date: September 3, 2023

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What is happening now? The link that went out for the stream yard, I think, was the studio link posted. Okay. Okay. So there are people in the green room behind this set right now. Yes, this is Jim. Hey, Jim. If you're hearing this, by the way, this is the forecast after dark.

We're just spooling up here. Let's call it that, if you will. So which links do we all posted? All right. Hold on. Hold on. I sent the watch link out. I didn't send the.

Oh, I think, okay, hold up. I know the link here's supposed to. to send out and it wasn't that one I think the watch link um hold up let me uh hang on there should be uh you know call me crazy but i think if i was designing this site i would have a button that says share this link yeah i did it right i did it right okay i understand what happened the part that says stream yard r and the big blue one to the top right is what's supposed to be going out i think did you pick the one that just said share yeah i think that one links this is share with this is share with viewers I opened it

on a private, on an incognito window and that one opens up on a different window that isn't a studio. God, the absolute fuck. None of this happened last night. I love that there's two different chats. So it looks like whatever

link Ryan posted on blue sky is... I really appreciate this because Jim is the safest possible person to have land back here. Excellent. Thank you all for bearing with us. folks we're having just a little bit of a production meeting but really every episode of the full cast is a production meeting Doug the link you gave me is the exact same one I tweeted out it's the exact same fucking one yes I didn't do anything wrong I thought you haven't you been using this for a year and a half not to do not to do life story I'm not talking to you right yeah I'm sorry only a fool would use it for this I know Bob we have somebody in the

private chat is like, I'm not supposed to be here, am I? You know what? The universe decides who's supposed to be here. See, Cole Nesbett, I got here from Ryan's Link, and it worked fine. I am not the problem here. Wait, so how did they get the other link? I don't know. So Ryan's Link is different from...

We have 675 people listening right now. And we have no idea. When we know you're in here, you can see your words. Go away. I'm so mad. Ryan's link says watch in it. That seems like the right one. You would think so. Wait, the link that I got from Doug also says watch.

I'm trying it again with that one. The comments, though, are filling up, so I guess it's working. All right. Both of the comment threads are filling up. That's true. That's fine. Bang, bang. Hey, to those of you who have hacked your way into the private chat,

I don't know how you got here, but you're fucking, your employees now. Yes, there's a viewer link versus a presenter league fraud. God, damn it. God, damn it. I thought, oh, my God. Get an Aneasio socials. That's for a W-2 and not for credit card fraud. I guess you're all employees now. Congratulations. I'm going to turn on the dog town.

Fucking stream yard. Not one time. Not what? No, it's not stream yard's fault. God doesn't want us do this show anymore. We won't listen. We don't care what he thinks because Paler lost. Oh, shit, God. And so did T.

see you. Can I tweet out the Twitch link? No. Yeah. Why? Why complicate it? You can. No, you can't. Because some people, because some people won't be able to get it all the way. And there are like 400 people on Twitch as well. So guess what?

We're over a thousand between the two of them. God damn. Oh God, I bet they just turn the cup over again. Spencer? Spencer. Spencer, Spencer, I need you to listen to me very carefully right now. I haven't done anything. Spencer, I need you to listen very carefully right now.

I need you to just shout welcome so we can just start the show and ignore everything that happened before this. Just do it now. Full cast after dark for men Welcome to the full cast after dark I'm covered in ice Covered in ice Do it live

Fuck it Week one Betting he slipped a 32 ounce cup of ice into my bed That sounds cold cold like Coors Light Do we say that right now? I don't even know No, I forgot to check if we're supposed to do ads. Just in case we have to do a Coors Light ad.

Here's a Coors Light ad. Just keep going. VAMP. We have ads for this. VAMP, Spencer. God damn it, bam! He also from Nate Dubb out. He's a chaos agent.

I would like to go ahead and start by saying this. One, congratulations to the Colorado Buffalo. Because. Just the one. Just the one. Wait, what did they do? They beat TCU's ass. And what did you think they would do?

I thought they would lose by 311, Jason. Oh, that sucks. Did you say that beforehand? I did. I did multiple times. Did you say it on the internet? I did. And you know what?

I don't believe, Jason. Dion Sanders asked me, and he said, do you believe now? And you know what? I still kind of don't, man. I still don't. I think TCU's hot ass. But congratulations, man. you've got some amazing players on that team.

Yeah, I, after observing the beatdown you suffered online for your opinion, I mean, I see where you're coming from. And I admire you, you stick into your guns because, you know, TCU, the past two games, they've lost by a combined 8,000 points, 7,990 of them by Georgia. So, I mean, who's to say Colorado's any good at all? Maybe they're just playing TCU. You know what? I'm going to go ahead and...

I'm going to provide the balanced, civilized man's broad-minded approach to this, which is, Jason, I think both of these things are true. I think Shadr-Sanders is an accurate, superb quarterback with some excellent weapons.

I think Travis Hunter is unreal. They really don't need to play him for like 118 snaps a game. I'm just going to go ahead. I think today they did. I think today they did. Yeah. I don't think they're going to be able to keep doing that. just my guess

why you i mean you thought you just told us how you thought one thing and how that thing was wrong whatever spends it about colorado is wrong i think he'll play more that's true he'll play more i think he's going to start putting that's right Doug do we manage to i'm changing the subject because i just want to talk about mac

play the video yeah can we go ahead we go ahead and people people won't stop bothering me about mac yes we saw the handshake that's what we're here for okay let's let's get this out of the way then we'll go back thank you to everybody watching on twitch by the way we have a level four hype train going right now don't even know what that at word 100% wow okay great just disgustingly sexual sorry i'm i'm what you call a soft dom sorry about that oh my girl oh for those of you listening in the recording uh it was um mac brown looked like he was setting up a choke slam of

Shane Beamer, but it was in fact drawing him near to whisper some advice of some sort. But when we played it just now, it played audio from our previous viewing of... It's fine. No, it's fine.

No, it's good. I'm just explaining for those on the recording. Next week... We'll have more important things to do today, and I think it's important that we highlight this because it's never his fault. Next week, the forecast after dark is going to take place at Godfrey's house in his driveway. If you want to listen to it, just show up because we're not going to try to stream anymore.

No. The reason this is funny is that we did this last night for like 150 people on Blue Sky and it's flawless. Scale is the enemy. That is correct. Venture Capital ruins everything. Venture Capital in this case was

I don't know. The beer and the popcorn I have presented. Now the chat has become useful. Murph dogs has said, what the actual fuck did Texas Tech just do? I don't know, because I'm not watching that game, but I do know that it's tied 177, and ESPN's

extremely bad score app tells me that Texas Tech may have had a field goal blocked? It's a weird day in Texas. They did not just have a field goal blocked. Uh-huh. They had a field goal blocked like

45 degrees to the left. Oh, fun. Yeah, an extravagantly blocked field goal. 177. 17 right now. TCU did obviously lose to Colorado, and that has taken up a ton of attention. But Baylor did certainly lose to Texas State tonight. Thanks, Guy Conference. Sorry. That's a thing. That's a thing that happened. T.J. Fenley, formerly of LSU and Auburn, before he transferred to Texas State,

through for almost 300 yards and three touchdowns and ran for another touchdown. And Texas State put up 42 points on Taylor. Yeah. Which I know Baylor's offensive line, apparently a shambles, did not watch much of this game. That's not what lets the 42 happen.

It might abet it. But that's not what directly allows 42 points to be scored on Dave Aranda's genius. level 394 quantum defense that's not what allows that to happen that sucks i do feel great for t j finley because he was at the end of not one but two unsuccessful

administrations at lSU and auburn like t j finley was the guy who was kind of the harbinger of hey j fendley's on your in your quarterback room that coach is probably going to be out in a year that's just he just seems to do that i love that he lands at a texas state of all places which was a disaster last year under Jake Spavitol and under new coach J.J. Kinney suddenly rules. He's suddenly

fantastic. So a long time coming for him. Congratulations. I love that. Superb. Baylor was a 26.5 point favorite today, which I believe and I have not checked this conclusively, but I believe this means that the two biggest upset outright losses of the day were SMU's two biggest rivals. I know Purdue was favored, but it couldn't have been by I can't imagine Purdue was favored by that would be outrageous

for Purdue to be favored by such an amount. But SMU, in addition to joining a power-ish conference and defeating a possibly pretty decent Lotech team, got to enjoy those, like the two biggest faceplants of the opening weekend. Free cocaine for everyone. I was just going to say, I'm sure they'll enjoy some healthy legal substances, spend their money responsibly, and get into bed at a decent hour. So you say we're

in a conference with Miami now. Okay. It's keto. I'm so excited for SMU Miami rivalry. Just so responsible. Yeah. You guys, you guys look like you like you like Coke. Well, you look like you like Coke. Hey. I love you. Love you so much. The bottle service brawl. Just the G-Wagon Showdown. Can we talk about Colorado TCU somewhere? Yeah, sure. To be clear, I will never get tired of talking about this Colorado team. Quite a fascinating thing going on and only got more so today,

which was honestly, if they had lost by a lot, that would have also made it just as fascinating because like every commercial has Dionne Sanders in it. And like, you know, if you have like a 3 and 9 team with the head coach in the kind of in the commercial, in every commercial break that's pretty good shit but yeah like during their first drive their first drive was moving along really well um when it was clear that like oh they they they got the full sean lewis experience like that you know they they brought sean lewis in for a reason um zipping along at warp speed tc u had like 18 guys on the field at one point uh and the thought just occurred to me that like you know if this works better than expected there's going to be pressure on like every school

to do the shit deion to do this off season to do this thing to do this Yes. Yeah. Yes. And there's going to be so much pressure on new head coaches now. Like, if that guy who had never been an FBS coach whatsoever before pulled that off, why can't you? It's been two weeks and we haven't won any games yet.

You're fired, right? Like, I was thinking that when it was just, you know, they look decent early on. Now that they've won, college football might have just gotten like significantly crazier due to one game. but don't worry who does colorado have next a very stable predictable program um Nebraska one that Colorado you know it's not like they like invest a lot of emotion in beating Nebraska or anything it's not like Nebraska coming to town is like kind of their entire reason for existing um you know it's it's not like they'll be uh amped up beyond belief for that and you know Nebraska got up to a great start too this season for three and a half

quarters relatively could you create a more opposite human being in a lab than Dion Sanders than Matt as Matt rule no like everything just just flip it you just flip the switch right what about Eli Drinkwitz I don't know there's too much personality with Eli okay yeah yeah yeah he's you know he's like quipping and sassy and stuff Tom O'Brien Oof now we're talking now I did like Eli Drinkwitz by the way after Missouri's victory saying two reporters you know what you guys don't what you guys think doesn't matter like i'm going to make decision i make like he was going to walk in and the reporters are going to be like we've got notes for you we have thoughts on your quarterback nil i was going to be like oh oh certainly yeah

let's go ahead fuck i can't text at you guys during the game but you didn't respond i didn't know what to do get back to me on this third and nine stat the new ncbla has ask media on it yeah you can just do that find out what play the media would run There should be like an ask Steve. And you just ask Steve and it's just some guy who's like, bombs, baby. I don't know, man, four verts. Steve, we're on defense. We can't call four verts.

Bullshit. That's why you're thinking in the box, man. You got to crack out of the box. You want to win or not. Steve wants to win. Steve in the chat's like, you rank? We did, Steve. We did.

Thank you, Steve B. Steve, what are we dialing up here? What do you think, Steve? Thank you for your service. head stoch win in doubt hb angle that's right that's right

the one solution for every problem yeah can you text that to billy napier that would be great absolutely infuriated by the way watching dihan like taking off season and just chuck out an entire team and then hang out like 42 points

and then you have a head coach for your team who's like i've hired 423 analysts we have so many polo shirts in our facility and we hand them out to new employees and then you go out you crack 11 against fucking Utah but Dion's like

is it like that's hard like it's hard to score points maybe you should have brought in more guys did you like players yeah a succinct comment from Murph dogs Sunny Dykes bad coach I don't think Sunny Dykes is a bad coach

however I think he is very much a Sunny Dykes coach and this is the funny part to me that after the dream season last year in season one of Sunny Dykes now it's like hey Hey, hey, guess what you woke up with me. Well, because, like, if you look back at TCU's results last year, even though they were wins, it's like, they played this game several times.

Like, they beat SMU 42-34. Oklahoma State, who didn't end up being that great, that was a double overtime, 43-40 game. West Virginia, 4131. Like, they did this shit a lot. Last year, all throughout the season, I remember we affectionately called TCU bullshit. Like, this is not, in hindsight, revisionists, this is not, they've lost two games, and therefore we always thought they were bad. No, we loved them and adored them.

Their record was inflated, and we said that all along. And it's fine. Like, their record was still awesome, but, yeah, yeah. It did not detract from our enjoyment of them. Correct. Correct. You know his record is not going to be enjoyable this year? the Indiana football Hoosiers

That's you This is, I like that they came out in this game And they were like Yeah, we're going to run the option We're running a triple. So you're switching as a triple? Yeah, it's like, yeah, we're just don't. I'm just trying to.

This is Indiana being like, I'm really hungover. I'm just trying to get through this day. Okay, man. Don't make this making too long. Indiana's defense like did its fucking best. They did. There were a lot.

There's a lot about Ohio State's offense that is clearly like, oh, hey, we're still getting dressed. Please don't look. But like, in exchange for the strong effort by Indiana's defense, the Indiana offense got past the Ohio State 30 once. And it was to the 22. That's it. Yeah. They're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, they're, like, like, did Michael Pennock's junior take. all of the offense with him.

No, this is what you need to say about Michael Pennix, Jr. Remember when he were just seeing him, like, get hit by trucks all in the name of completing a seven-yard pass to like Peyton Hender shot? And you're like, man, this Indiana team's coming around. No, they weren't. No, they weren't. Michael Pennix was great. And his greatness, plus the experience of Indiana football, equal the Michael Pennix you

saw. Then when you transplanted that tiny little seed that could only grow to a three-foot tree in Indiana and you put it at the West Coast, it became a mighty oak. because Indiana football just asphyxates the roots of talent. Yeah, Indiana football is the glass dome that you put over your tree to keep it from growing beyond a certain height. Yeah. And by the way, they did Indiana's defense.

Like the second half, Kyle McCord kind of got going a little bit. And that's his first start. Right. Like, I don't think you should walk away feeling, you know, bad about his prospects. I thought he looked fine in the second half. He looked understandably shaky in the first half. when it during his start but like they made a concerted effort to like run the ball in this game in indiana yeah man it did pretty well only 143 yards rushing with some outs with incredibly talented

running backs coming at them so i don't know there's optimism there there's no reason for optimism on offense they had 82 yards passing 82 on nine for 21 of passing that is a that is a a 1983 passing line that is that is some walkman and rolled up Gene Cuffs passing right there

no Ohio State's offense look pretty bad too this was a uneventful game let's put it that way yeah uneventful but never in doubt is that I think that's when you

when you were watching them it was briefly in not quite now see that's never it's never it's Indiana like Indiana is so good at like wow this game is close they're totally going to lose uh yeah it was around halftime it was that special kind of indiana concern not doubt um honestly i thought indiana would keep it closer for a little while than they did but ohio state never really

actually pulled away it's just the indiana didn't move you know what i mean like there's nothing to pull away from when the other team just stands there right right indiana is sisyphus at when the balls when the stones at the bottom of the hill you're like wow he looks pretty strong just sitting there yeah cissifice who's outsmarted the stone i'm just gonna look at it oh no cissipps got diarrhea in the second half oh well this game i feel like i've already wafted the flavors of this ohio state season um this seems like one where they just sort of out talent everyone and you know win like 11 games and like they do this a lot this is like every other ohio state season and then they just get their

ass kicked and then why weren't we letting the playoff we have so many wins and so much talent you know what i mean it's it's this every ohio state season for the last like decade it's not it's i think i think you are under i think you are underselling how crummy this one might be this one might be that's fine it's fine well like i guess i guess the difference here is they could possibly lose two games okay i'm I will take my natural role of being the optimistic bright side Ohio State fan. These are all things that I am every day. And I'll say this.

The defense looked awesome. Tommy Eichenberg is vicious. They played very, very well on that side of the ball and were consistent and aggressive, but they seemed to just communicate a lot better. And I can say that because Indiana was running a bunch of option bullshit. And you got to talk through that shit. You know, you got to keep your assignments right. And they managed to in week one.

But Indiana was also never going to throw the ball in any meaningful way? That, you know what? I will grant that, all right? But I am, again, I am trying to bright side this, right? No, I understand. I understand. I don't, I listen. You can take your naughty nellie over there.

It is important to clarify that, like, a rough year for Ohio State is you won 10 games. Yes, yes. Also, their offensive line is still very much of work in progress. very much they still have some issues you know what the problem is they don't have the inspirational centerpiece

that Michigan does of political prisoner Jim Harbaugh I'm holding up four right now why I don't know I thought he was only gone three games or is it for the ham burglar must be set free to roam

we actually did figure out why they held up four fingers and now we feel stupid that's all right that took me an embarrassingly long time that's all right like I thought it was four for each pound of hamburger I thought it was one finger for each pound of hamburger meat

hmm Harbaugh's at home building a little model ship in a bottle with one hand and flipping burgers on the George Foreman with the other just multitasking to get through the hell of watching his football team on television like the fact that that this is being treated

as if he's doing like he's in a black site somewhere and not Michigan self-imposed this punishment like yeah oh not everybody was treating it like that Grace Harbaugh who is a real one

on TikTok was like posting videos of herself in the stands being like my dad's not here let's party kick ass grace excellent excellent excellent example Ryan Harba

might have asked to be taken to a black sight, right? Like, yeah, just give me away from there. Yeah, waterboard me. It's fine. The real torture is not being with my boys. That's right. It's so stupid. It's the dumbest shit. So stupid.

Yeah. And then when he comes back, they're going to, like, he's going to burst out of a coffin. The rock's going to be rolled away. He's going to make some backup defensive back, like probe the wounds in his size. yeah um i believe my name's jake shut up you're thomas today these are the stations of the crossing wipe the burger wipe the burger grease off of his

gotta be funny if that was Nebraska's first win comes back comes back and just hands Matt rule and extension which is exactly what which is exactly what would happen by the way Matt rule wins one game and Nebraska's going to be like the bank

open the doors to the bank Yes to those of you asking in the comments Number four was his jersey number at Michigan You understand our confusion on this part Sure Wyoming is now beating Texas Tech As an update to everyone listening to this The Burger Rapper of Turin

Thank you Matt Monty Thank you Matt We'll auction it for charity It'll go for billions That'll be great Before we address a more prominent football team Whatever one you select next I want to go ahead

and give a shout out to the University of Texas Permian Basin, who played Texas college tonight, the Falcons versus the Steers is that matchup, and the final score was UTPB 96 Steers Zero. Oh, damn.

That's almost as bad as the Oklahoma game. Never tries, listen, nobody beats, Bush Jonesian. Nobody beats the Texas College Steers by 97 points. I thought you said the Texas College Steers, years and I was like well that's what you get for sorcery they're walking to the stadium going well we know this is going to be bad like there there were a lot of there were a lot of beat downs

in this sport today um even by week one standards it was uh gruesome old miss destroyed mercer 73 to 7 um Oregon beat Portland state 81 to 7 which is just untowards that's just brutal But Bo Nix has entered the naughty Messiah phase of his June arc, right? But number 20, Oklahoma, 73, Arkansas State, Zero is just, this box score is one of the cruelest things I've ever seen. Oklahoma threw 33 passes in this game, and they completed 30 of them. You didn't need to throw 33 passes against Arkansas State. you led by 28 points after the first quarter

I know at one point Brett Venables and Butch Jones were probably sitting in the same lobby somewhere seven years ago for the same job or eight years ago right Yes and Butch farted Yeah butch farted Or he walked out and he was like

Yeah you could just go home I'd lock that one out Venables is like Fucker I could get you one day Another beat down That would probably be Even funnier to talk about

In this company would be Tennessee 49 Virginia 13 if you if you watch this game guess what Joe Milton is very tall and very strong every time when they're like can you describe Tennessee's offense to me I'm like yes Joe Milton is very strong that's the play that's all you need that's all you need Joe Milton had 201 yards and two touchdowns I'd like to say those were on three completions because that's what it felt like but he threw the ball many more times honestly my favorite passive his was not even a completion no no which one was it holly it's when you concussed that one auburn db in the back of the head at the goal line from like 60 yards away did you just

i'm going to do this for you the benefit of uva grads did you just call virginia uhbara oh right yeah that's okay i just wanted everybody i'll throw this to the comments which one of them stole the uniform from the other i actually can't remember abbern stole yeah you don't say Auburn with some skullduggery. Stole duggery. They both have blue and orange. Thank you, bro. Thank you. I agree. Yeah. Also, one other beatdown of interest.

Alabama, 56, Middle Tennessee. How is that of interest? It is, Ryan, of actual of actual interest because Jalen Milrow did take the majority of snaps as a starter. First of all, we should have known. That's an Alabama-ass name. like that yeah and uh wow okay and was there leading rusher as well so uh he will be no no the

blowout you wanted the blowout you wanted was cal 58 north texas 21 that's what yeah what happened out there spencer what that's what you that's what you wanted to talk about you wanted to talk about how cow listen cal ran for 357 yards and six touchdowns on north texas that's the shit coach i i i I don't believe. I don't believe in North Texas. You know what? I'm going to be the anti-D-on and be like, don't believe in us. Go ahead, don't believe it.

You know what? You know what? This ain't a church. I don't need your faith. Believe in us will we show up. That's it. 58, 21. I'm going to go ahead and just make up the stat.

That's the most points Cal scored under Justin Wilcox. Fair. Just that has to be true. Might be true. I'm not going to look. No, that's true. Jason, were you saying that the Pact 12 is undefeated at this point? Yes.

With an average, I think the average points scored so far as 60 points. Yeah. Yeah, they, with currently Arizona is up 14.3 on NAU, UCLA has the same advantage over Coastal Carolina. Tomorrow, Oregon State gets San Jose State. And yeah, they should be rolling in at 14 and O or whatever. Yeah. With wins over the Big 12's TCU and the SECs, Florida. Yep.

And Hawaii. Don't leave Hawaii out. The Big Ten's Hawaii, probably, by the time you hear this, folks. Who's to say not? Yeah. Or the ACC. I hear there's a bidding war. Yep.

But, yeah, the best conference, time to break it up. I think that's the story we'll tell. That's what it is. It was an anti-monopoly thing. Yeah, they have the Heisman. they have they can't be stopped no one can beat them they have the coaches in all the commercials this this conference is just too much

they have the rose bowl freaking rose bowl locked up that's my favorite realignment subplot is like if Oregon State and Wazoo decide like you know what fuck you we're the pack 12 the two of us I hope the Roseville's like yeah that's right you are the Rose Bowl contract is theirs for like however long they can hold the thing together

this is why every league should always sign their deals for 20 year terms 20 years minimum that's what the ACC did lock it down yeah yeah yeah look at the mess there in that's not going great yeah Ryan they're expanding they're getting bigger they're thriving you're right they're panic expanding yeah hey hey are we talking about them Ryan we're talking about right now right right right now is when we're talking about it's right so why not go for like a hundred year deal then i did did you see i think it's cal's athletic director that's like no no no no no we're getting a full revenue share but then we give some of it back but we're getting a full share just to be clear yeah why why why are they it's because they need the money now is it right

they need the whole share right now and then they'll figure out a way to give back some of it i like the implication that cal could get the full revenue share from the acc and flee to a country without tradition before they give back the portion that they're supposed to. That's true. They would have to be a country without a coast because then the ACC can't find them. The ACC however has dominion over all coasts.

You're treating them like a civ like a sieve category, right? I mean, apparently they have claimed all aquatic athletics, so plus SMU. For no real reason, for no real reason, apparent

to me, Kirby is trending and then which is always so confusing on Twitter because if you search it a good third of the comments are about Kirby Smart and then a good third of them

are Nintendo Kirby pornography if you search it Yeah is there another Well- Quite a recommendation Like what are the other Is there I can't think of a third Kirby

All right I'm going to go to Wikipedia And search Kirby's Jack Kirby obviously Yes Kirby Puckett. Hello. Oh, Kirby Pucket. RIP.P. Kirby Pucket. So on the wiki search is nothing but the game,

the coach, and the baseball player. I guess we can't miss a Kirby. That's quite a Triforce right there. I'm going to watch this Texas Tech field goal in real time because, oh, iron, iron, yes, yes. Not all iron, sharpens iron. We have a quality doyink in Wyoming.

The stadium that I love, they lean so hard into their weird bathroom functions colors that it ends up looking cool, right? Like, what? They have like, the yellow and brown. You talk about poop and pee. Oh, they're uniform colors you're talking about.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He did suggest that the stadium was poop and pee color. Yeah, it sounded as if the stadium was such a horrendous mess. Everyone was shitting and farting everywhere, and it was awesome. Like South Park Canadians. right yeah yeah welcome to scatological stadium here high on the plains of laramie we live free from government interference here shit wherever you want

football's so good it'll make you poop your pants list thank thank you p jahan for larra p wyoming yes that is good um currently 2017 Wyoming this is a quality game uh let's see Penn State beat West Virginia pretty badly. Washington beat the shit out of Boise State. Penn State did a really cool thing, though, where they, like, missed several field goals

to make that game more interesting than it should have been. And to also, like, Penn State fans just fucking miserable for like 40 extra minutes. There were several games like that today where it was like, uh-oh, uh-oh, and then you look away for an hour and you look back in like, why did I ever say a-oh about this? South Carolina and North Carolina. No, I never felt a-oh about that way.

well that one it's like well one of these teams is going to lose and they're both um neither of those would be a surprise you know between florida and south carolina there might be one solid five-man offensive line maybe is it south carolinas because no no it is not brother it is not south carolina because south carolina i thought it was weird when they they're starting a guy at running back who has never played running back. I think he has like 11 snaps at running back like period. He was a receiver last year. And I thought, well, that's

kind of weird. But surely there'll be a line that makes things easy for him. Nope. Nope. Not a no. Their offensive line is very much bad. I'm not used to seeing North Carolina dominate along the lines of scrimmage. That's just been something that they've lost control of, especially late in games in the Mac

Brown tenure. Not the case here. Because it looked like four turn styles and one very, very very stressed center shouts to North Carolina's leading Russia in this game who has the most punchout name in the world

British Brooks love that shit so that punchout character is he wears a little like one of those little derby hats correct the Nes peers the glasses that just sit on the end of your nose

they don't have you know around your ear at all If we're going, like, he wears, like, he's got, like, the suspenders that he takes off when it's time to fight, that kind of, that kind of look. You're going more peeky blinders. I want a guy in a track suit with a styrofoam tray full of chips and curry. Right? I want the guy Richie, like, thug. It's got to be somehow racist against white English people.

See if you could pull that off somehow. I think I just did. To the point where this is like, I'm offended on behalf of white people. Yeah, what you don't know is that Guy Ritchie is from Statesboro. That's what people don't know. I forgot about that. That's true. Yeah, British, British Brooks, not to be confused with Scottish Brooks.

Yeah. Scottish books far too intense for you insane. Or Welsh bruce. Scottish. Scottish Brooks have like, dear spirit. and them like that's that's one of the that's one of the haunted myths if you in like the rivers of scotland is like there's deer ghosts you know it drake made through two late picks in that game like just to make it interesting right um but before that he had been like I kind of

I kind of love him because he had been so controlled and measured before that so precise so playing within the offense and I love that like he was like at a certain point in the game was like I got to be me. Got to get these y'all-ya's out. Get these picks through. I just think it's important that there was no way with how well South Carolina ended the year last year. There was no way they were going to get off to a hot start this year. Like South Carolina wouldn't do that to their fans.

They have they have the decency to be like, nope, we want you to know right away. This is not the year. think it's the year we're gonna we're gonna let you know out the gate it's not yeah what we're here to do is to then somewhere down the line yes it's not the year for someone else in addition to ourselves that's right we are establishing uh a a level way down there where we are and we will then drag someone to it's like brazilian jiu jutsu is basically we're a bear trap south carolina's a bear trap does it does it we are we are hitting our hitting our back and reaching up

to drag someone down. That's right. The hoist Gracie came up. The hoist crazy came on. Every, listen. You don't think you could pull a triangle choke on yourself

until you're a South Carolina fan. Don't know how I did it, but damn it, I'm here. Speaking of low and difficult to watch and all that, We have to check in probably weekly, a team that we discussed far too often last season with great delight on at least my part. The Iowa Hawkeyes, one of the other two most discussed teams of the off season along with Colorado, for the meme reason that Brian Farrant's offensive coordinator must accrue 325 points over the course of the season in order to keep his job, which tallies out to 25 points per game. Uh, here today, Iowa against Utah State, quite possibly the worst defense they'll play all year.

Mustard 24. They did have a touchdown on their opening drive. Uh, and I believe on their second or third drive is what. Like they got off to a roaring start. They went touchdown, touchdown. Yeah, yeah. And then nothing happened after that. They went touchdown, touchdown.

And then they did a very interesting thing on their next drive. They got, they had fourth and one at the Utah State 29. Kirk Ferrence, in his heart, absolutely wanted to kick that field goal from the 29, maybe punt, depending on how the wind was blowing. There is no way he wanted to go for it. But I suspect he looked over at Brian and said, oh, I really don't want to have to deal with finding him another job. And they went for it. They did not get it. And then I think in revenge, this was the last play of, this is what happened on the last play of the game.

With 11 seconds left, Utah State had the ball at their own 26, fourth and three. They threw a pass that resulted in a loss of 11 yards, and Iowa got the ball back on the Utah State 15 with three seconds to play. And I swear to God, I was like, he's going to kick the field goal now. They should have. He's going to kick this, he's going to kick this meaningless field goal just so they're a little bit, just so they're on pace. but they took a knee in instead. And that's how stupid this year is going to be that we're going to have to sort of sit there and say like,

oh no, is Iowa going to try to run up the score on this obvious kneel down so that they can get to 27 points instead of 24. Like what if it comes down to the fact that Kirk Farrant showed mercy to Utah State? It could. It absolutely could. It might come down to the wire.

Like things only get harder for. from here like uh let's see this uh total yards um 184 yards against utah state how does that translate against you know other teams on this schedule can can you well i mean it's not much of a schedule but i really look at it there's a nice northwestern rutgers illinois nebraska streak i think you're going to ring up some numbers in there so i don't know he's probably fine that i now that i really look at the schedule going to come down at that one point it's going to come down he could have had him ahead he really could have had him ahead of schedule and instead opted to run the clock out and now he's a point

behind with a quarterback by the way who is not healthy that's true playing for iowa isn't a healthy choice yeah that's also true anyway so disagree i can end off I have no ambitions about playing in the NFL, you know? I might be able to go ahead and throw one four-yard out before my rotator cuff tears. Yeah. That's all they need. I think so last year, Colorado's thing was one of the worst power conference teams ever. This year, I think we have an instant contender for that title.

Boston College, which came in looking quite perilous, has lost at home to Northern Illinois to start the season off. NIU, not a team from which big things were expected, kind of a number 100 in the country type team. But Boston College, for those who like awful football, they might have replaced Colorado in your hearts. Did they have a bad day, Jason? they appeared to have a bad day

quite a freaking bad day yeah they had 10 penalties for 93 yards they went 6 of 17 on third down they yeah they didn't have a good day I got out dueled by Rocky Lombardi that's where he is in NIU

that's gritty though Rocky Lombardi needed to go to NIU because he'd already been to the mountaintop of grit he'd already been to Michigan State right yeah I used to he's spreading the grit i think right it's like who kian s moss gritty northern illinois go to decalb so gritty they say the l yeah i love that it as uh anyone who lives in georgia knows that we pronounce our

version of that word differently so it's extremely um niche college football knowledge to know how these words are pronounced from state to state i have nothing to say about texas rice except this they put JFK on the screen at DKR and this of course is a reference to why does Rice play Texas right not because it is easy right why do we want to go to the moon we fucking don't anymore we stop doing that shit

so you don't have to keep playing Texas Rice we give up on that let someone else do it we didn't go to the moon because it's hard we send a robot to the moon to the mood now. You should do that, rice. Go set a robot to play Texas. It's cold up there. It was not cold in this. It was not cold in this game.

Possible. It's just we're going back to the moon. Speak for yourself. They, uh, but they did put JFK on the screen and I was like, oh, man, all the Qaeda on people in the crowd are going to be like, Oh! Live footage. It's live footage. I told you. And now he's going to announce all the sanctions.

and the beheadings and all the cool stuff. I'm so excited. Long horn, Satan, huh? What's the score of the game? Oh, so I can enter my little calculator. What was the score of this game? Where are they playing? Numerology.

Yeah, 3710. 3710. Well, so you add that and you subtract this, and then you get 616, which is the original 666, before the liberals changed. it probably and then you change that in the letters and it says vaxed

question mark vaxed yeah that's what I said is did they get the jab huh Baylor lost faxed yeah

yeah yeah yeah uh um Texas A&M won easily 502 10 everything's fine

everything's fine and they're going to have an awesome season and anybody who suggests otherwise just doesn't want to see the Aggies do well. And I think, frankly, if you are an Aggies fan, you should just go ahead and buy playoff tickets now. And Ryan, you mean not just awesome in the win-loss column, but also, like, awesome in the locker room and in the community and, um, that's just like in the coaches' meetings, particularly. All around. Just, just awesome top to bottom. Can we roll play for a minute? Can we roll play for a minute? Can you be Jimbo Fisher, Ryan? okay okay i'm gonna be a real play all kinds of shit we've already done soft on mac brown so okay if you can top that um so i'm gonna be a reporter asking you things okay so call on me my name is uh

my name is john texas yeah hello there john texas uh yeah coach i just wanted to see um you know can you just talk a little bit about uh about bobby petrino really fixing your offense for you and how well that were tonight. He's all brain. That's what he's like crang out there. We just love him. Just love his big soft brain. Love to caress it.

See what's excited. He's hanging cring. Yep, that's right. So, so you feel pretty good about him usurping your power and responsibilities as offensive coordinator and leaving you to do what exactly? Hi, I'm Jimbo Fisher and I'm here to tell you. Bobby Petrino makes me want to be a better man. sorry I'm crying for a minute

and if it don't hang he can't cry thank you wow that's just I love every single question which is a subtle like what the fuck were you doing dude because I turned it on

and caught a weapon's dropping nukes dropping bombs it's just opened people all over the place and I was like last year Jimbo would have been like three yard out I've got another three yard out. Shit.

No, it's great. Everything's fine. Everything's good. It will be. It definitely will be. That's a win against New Mexico, buddy. That's a state. That's a real state.

Yeah. There are only so many of those. That's not old. Yeah. They don't just hand those out to anybody. That's the frisky young one. Yeah. Thank you.

There's got lots of blood in it. Thank you, AJ Cufftick for Gone Off That Crang. Plus, you know Crang would wreck a motorcycle. With those weird little tentacle hands? Oh, boy. Can't reach the pedals. He kind of does have a voice like Petrinos. Right?

Yeah. That's a really good. Kind of the same tissue color, too. Same personality. Yeah. Yeah. Same kind of dependencies, which means can't really survive on his own. It needs to be carried by a larger organism. Oh, man, the Foot Clan's just hanging around.

Oh, Craig just texted us. He took the Arkansas job. What the fuck. Hey, listen, I call Jimbo's offense, you know, the Foot Clan because they're usually kicking field goals. Jesus Christ. But, yeah. Well, they sure ain't the Yards, clan. they are now thanks to Bobby baby these are like midnight yell level jokes that we're in stooping to at this point smart man comes up and goes

my hat's too big I know I know you're doing all day I know you're doing all they on motions too I am totally doing hold on I can turn the camera on you ready here we go so smart man comes up I hope there's an alien culture somewhere

who's only exposure to life on earth the Aggie yell leaders and it's just like I guess that's how we have to act we got we got to find a way to bring back Norm McDonald's so he can do midnight yell so he could just Google midnight yell jokes and then read them I said this team is for the birds

A lot of this midnight yell is about OJ Hello Newman says Sam Pittman has a rock steady statue at his lakehouse He basically does He really does Like it's just a giant beautiful bronze hog illuminated with pool lights It's bronze hog

It's fucking amazing If you did not see Arkansas today KJ Jefferson A passing god in their game today he managed to do I managed to pull off what I thought was the most

the second most humiliating play at the day I'll get to the first one but the most humiliating play the second most humiliating play was a Western Carolina defender running full speed with all of the energy and hatred in his heart and hitting KJ Jefferson

and just bouncing the fuck off KJ Jefferson as he gently rolled left as if the man wasn't there just completely just decided that that didn't happen. And the guy just bounced off the turf. It was like, I, this is why

I play at Western Carolina. Shit. The most humiliating one, though, was Tanner Mordecai juked a dude. Oh, yeah. On like third, on an important like third down conversion, too. Yes, he did. I forget who, uh, and whoever he

juked is like a good defender for Buffalo as well. For Buffalo, yeah. It's like their, their best defender. And had him in the open field rolling right and old Tanner Mordecai hit him with the hit him with the airbrake the the top gun airbrake the game genie yeah yeah just everything all of a sudden

got real slow for him and stayed real fast for the Buffalo Defender it's my favorite move when you're definitely slower than that guy and the other guy is too fast to not react right the other guy's like surely he's as fast as I am I need to stop Tanner Mordecai

just kind of like just purple drank his way past him right just excuse me and just went ahead and took the first down it's beautiful did we miss anything uh b yu is only leading sam houston seven zero at half time sam houston is uh their first game as an fbs team not no we uh we are within 12 hours of northwestern retgers i i knew i knew that tingling meant something ominous foreboding feeling definitely not an infection uh yeah we're away from that we're reasonably close to ls u florida state actual interesting game yeah the uh only uh headliner only traditional headliner of the week i think that's true yeah yeah and then uh monday night

there's clemson duke no no thank you uh bon night for ac c hey hey Hey, but... It looks like Texas Tech Wyoming is tied with 41 seconds to go. But what if Duke beats Clemson? That's pretty good, sure. Oh, yeah. This is the only interesting outcome in this, right? Because anything else is, oh, okay, it was Clemson.

Just let me know if it happens, and then I'll watch. Well, we'll go on Twitch live is what we'll do. I like that, I like that Jason's suggesting that college football games. should be like horror movies on Wikipedia that you can just be like I don't want to watch it I just want to know what happened I'm just going to read it and then decide I'm going to go ahead

and I'm going to go ahead and shout out some of the commenters who have showed up SuperSithe Howling Vengeance 47 Dickopain Rotenolet J. Pulta Brabroma Moncoggle obnoxiously pit girl like an OG commenter

What's up? Flat pad elitist, cardio Mario. Boulder, Brooklyn, C-Tech Crazy Max. Hi. Yes, hello to all of you. Thank you for joining us tonight on this experiment of Fullcast After Dark 2020. And there's a whole bunch of other people over in the Twitch as well. Cowgirl bookworms over there, I see.

Yeah, we got a lot of people. Are you not seeing everyone in the same? I'm seeing on Stream Yard, Twitch, and. Stream yard people all mixed in together. Oh, yeah, it can also one big pile. I think that's beautiful. That is, hey, we got a rat's nest over here. Dude, got ourselves a puppy pot.

Look, it's so cute. They're all sleets on top of each other. That's adorable. I'll be staying on Twitch afterwards to, you know, play Fortnite. Are you going to show us an org? Show us an org. Show us an org. Okay, yeah, because the only.

Yeah, Jay's or get to see the or. Jason didn't get to see the big golden boy Okay also While you do that I'm going to keep an eye on this Texas Tech Wyoming game Yes hold on Let's see

So Texas Tech's coming down to the wire With Wyoming I am going to go ahead And show everybody Yes yes you get to see it You greedy you greedy fucks Here you go So it's not the best lighting in the world

And his head's not glued on Because I still have to paint some detail But look at that Look at that We got a Gorkanaut he's got rust effects oh look he's got a big gun

he's got a big claw maximize yes yeah yeah yeah yeah there we go maximum Spencer maximum Spencer a little bit look a little bit of burnt sienna there for the rust effects so this is this is obviously high

praise when I say this it looks like that thing's been through hell that's right that's right and I just started it so there will be much more to come for that so yeah that's the Gorkinot, everybody. Congratulations. You made it through the entire show. So you get to see detailed models. No, we have, we have like 10 seconds left in Wyoming. We're going to see what happens here. We are going to see. Cool. If it goes over time, we're not sticking around for that.

Somebody said, I'm mere steps away from full-blown dad nerd. Oh, brother. What steps are left? Yeah, we're well over that line. Thank you to those of you in the chat who are offering me blood. I have enough now, but thank you. I want some blood. Yeah, Ryan can have the blood that you all are offering. Do all of you know your blood type? I'm just curious. Be positive. I do now.

Wait, so it's mine. Oh my God. Ryan, we can trade blood. Yeah, actually, Ryan, wait, what? Ryan, I am positive as well. Wow. So you're all bees? Yeah.

Yeah, you are. That's why you're the best one. I'm going to think of it. I don't know mine. Oh, God. Well, Doc, there's one way to find out. You love fraud. Great.

Who wants to find out? That's right here on me. I got a knife. We're going to make this happen. That's not how anything works. Yeah, no, that's, that's how it is. You jab the knife in and then you take a good look at it. Yeah, you know, it's not labeled, right, Spencer?

Well, it comes out labeled. Yeah, you have to look at the blade, and if it's glowing, that's orc blood. Right, yeah. That's true. Right. The ref is saying something. Can we just say, and I think people have already talked about it in the chat, Wyoming's old-timey, like, welcome to Western Town numbers.

Fucking rock. They're awesome. Never change. Yeah. You look like gear for a Westernware outlet's softball team, and I think that's the best thing in the world. Yeah, more teams should look like the staff of a theme park. Yes, that's right. Somebody puked at the pony ride.

damn it get over there pony puk uh-oh sounds like overtime yeah are we getting over team well too bad not watching that i'm old i'm out listen if if texas tech is going to overtime with wyoming that's a loss for texas tech just give it just that's that's how i'm categorizing that yeah wyoming won that game congrats well ryan we can right we can right we can let you go. We can let everyone else go too. You can go watch over time on your own recognizance because I believe we have of course have discussed everything that needs to be discussed here today about college football on fullcast after dark. I am Spencer Hall

joined by Ryan. Why would you do this part now? It's like rolling credits. Yes. Yeah. Holly represented by the possum Jason who has all of the blood that he needs. I'm going to repeat that. Jason has all of the blood that he needs for now. Doug, who is going to have to give us some blood. We will need blood from Doug. And I will get the testing knife to see

if he is an orc or not. I think you're thinking of the thing. I think you're thinking of the thing. If blade blows blue, an orc have you? Yeah, that's when I get a car battery and I get a little wire and I test the blood. And if it screams,

that's be positive. Go Penn State. the thing is more zinch yeah okay all right yeah like well this looks fucking great ahead with

spider legs growing out of it all according to plan please don't mail Jason more blood whoever said they're going to do that in the shot

yeah if you if you know how to mail me anything please don't okay thanks y'all this was delightful

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