Shutdown Fullcast - FULLCAST AFTER DARK: STOLEN VOLOR

Episode Date: October 13, 2024

Is Dan Lanning strapped??Tennessee won (SORT OF) and Holly is here to make sure you all suffer for thatRyan has a revelationIowa scored 40 points and that gets its own lineWhen did YOU abandon your Red River viewing plan?If you're reading this, Ole Miss and LSU eventually stopped playing footballLet's relive the latest doomed South Carolina campaignPlease pause for Ashton Jeanty appreciationJames Franklin and Lincoln Riley have a Shadow Link fightWatch your ass, you gotta play PurdueMeet the Night DuzzUAB football continues to draw the eyeChecking in on God's own college football channel, The CWFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey CunninghamListen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrwative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

I think it's interesting that the graphic in the new, the new ABC graphics, when there's a penalty, they show it in like, everything else is like all caps, caps, caps, caps, caps. But when there's, it just showed like horse collar. And it was like capital H, lowercase O, like it was a little educational pop-up for while you're watching. I saw one interesting broadcasting. I saw an angle that they had in the Oregon game, they showed a player on the sidelines. and there was a guy in the background who's obviously in the universal football attention pose of hands on his hips standing but kind of squatting a little bit as well hunched over there's only one other place where we do this pose but please go ahead where's the other place uh when someone is doing work at your house at like someone's fixing your roof or like fixing your tire i don't know something somebody a skilled laborer has come to your house to do work and you are outside for some duration that's when you do that pose as well yeah like you're you Like, you know what, like you're about to be like, I'm authoritative, but I'm not interfering. Yeah, yeah, like I'm, I'm overseeing the job site today.

Safety is job number one. Don't worry. Guy who knows things. It's the guy who knows things, pose, right? I know the roof is up, that part. Yeah. You guys are doing a great job with all that technical stuff that I definitely understand. Can I get you some lemonade?

Yeah, that's what I'm here for. I like it when they show me shit like that. Trying to figure out how I can ask you if you guys need anything, but not in a sex way. yeah definitely although you know if you're cute come on over here buddy but they had a guy

who was in that pose and I thought oh it must be just like a coach in the background it was not a coach or how's this the guy had a gun and like the holster was visible

in frame and I remember thinking I was like is Dan Lanning strapped probably maybe I would like it if Dan Lanning like kept his playbook in a holster Like that.

Yeah. He's like, hold on a second. Let me get my phone. He pulls out the holster. He probably keeps a tattoo gun on him in case he needs to update it. Never know. You never know. That's true.

Is it time for me to say the thing? Do we have enough people in this boat? We need to wait for like 800. We usually wait for like 800. There are lots of people in the boat. Okay. I'll just say things to get people in this. Somebody's typing with a ferocity.

I am betting due to the microphone situation that is hollowing. It is not. It is me. Oh, it's stuck. It's stuck. Fucking dog. Yeah. I like how you got quiet immediately.

What would the point? What would the alternative be? We're going to scream over it? Yeah. Do you want me to? No! No! Absolutely not.

Just say the welcome, please. Fulcast After Dark for men Brought to you by Rise Picks Welcome to the shutdown Full cast after dark. Yeah, play that shit. Never in doubt, bitch.

Not for a moment. Never in doubt. You get to do that tonight. Yeah. Yeah, you do. Okay, first of all, I want an apology from you two. Who's really from everybody? Who's you two?

You and Spencer. Less you. More Spencer. Oh, because I said that we were going to lose. Maybe also, Jason, I can't remember. No, no. I want something. What the fuck did I do?

I don't even know what's happening. Hang on, hang on, hang on. Hang on. Collected. I want an apology from society, but I will accept it from y'all, specifically Spencer. Whenever I say that Florida being bad has no bearing on how this game is going to go, a lot of you roll your eyes at me. okay so i will accept corrections being made in my general direction at this time correction made in general direction yes oh my god you're not you're not a fun loser i like to

think that i'm a really fun loser which i make up for by being the worst fucking winner we're podcasters we've always been fun losers i'm a no man i'm a gracious loser i'm a calm loser i'm a pragmatic loser. I'm the worst winner. That's why I stay offline during these games. I did have an embarrassingly late realization about the Florida Tennessee game. Only today on October 12. You and Billy both. Okay, I don't think it's fair for you to put me in the same boat as him. That seems unnecessary. Different reading groups. Different reading groups. We are just as trashy as one another. Wait, what do you mean? Why are, okay, sincerely, why are you just realizing that now? I don't know. I don't know what I think it's because I have are you okay I think it's because I have

always thought like well Florida is the trashy school like in the SEC we are Florida wears jean shorts we are Florida man this that and the other but I was watching this game with my wife and she's like yeah you're swamp trashy and we're mountain trashy but it's the same thing and I guess I'm just so used to Florida Georgia is very much not this way George is like we're not true I mean is George Yes. And there are so many other schools in the SEC that don't either aren't trashy or don't think of themselves as trashy. What schools that are they aren't trashy? Okay. We can go out later. So it's about the awareness of the self-awareness of the yes, yes, yes. The embracingness of the trashiness. We must have just run in such entirely different circles in college because this is just, this is second nature to me.

I do agree that we are both a degree apart from Georgians who have no personality. it immediately made it's not that I like actively thought the something opposite right right right I only now thought of it I guess that like I don't think of us as being similar in the way that I think of like Tennessee and Kentucky being similar okay because you're both mountain trashy right right right no that tracks I think it's it's everyone is trashy but some are in denial about their trashiness sure whereas the Floridians and the Tennesseans are not. Right, right. I just, huh.

I'm having, I'm having a concurrent realization that there were people who didn't think this. But welcome? Yeah, I mean. Yeah, welcome. This is the show for you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We're all just, we're all just here to watch Vanderbilt win anyway. Thank you.

Also, I think I'm doing a pretty good job of walking past y'all no selling, uh, me wanting an apology, Spencer. I gave you one. I, I will, I will engage with it this much. Jason, I'm sorry. I'm sorry that I included your name in that. Thank you. I think we owe you a 95% apology, and here's

the 5% where I think we don't. This is a game where at the end of the first half, Florida made a field goal, but it didn't count because they had too many men in the huddle. Yeah, that's our thing. That's supposed to be our thing. Yes, yes, but what are you all doing?

There was just an immense... It's like, what are you, you're stealing something, but it's not Valor. Like, you're stealing Valor. I agree. I agree. I agree that the Florida is bad did not show up in a way that tilted this game entirely onto one side. The Florida is stupid certainly did. That is what I would argue. Man, you know what?

No, nothing. Perfect game. No notes. Okay. That's exactly how it's supposed to go. I maintain my decades-long position that this is the dumbest game of the year. Yes. Every year.

And in that regard, and that's why the 90s. 5% apology applies because yes I should not have overlooked exactly how dumb this can feel on it's not just that it's dumb it's that for most of the game everybody on both sides is like I hate this so much I hate everything that's happening and it's so frustrating I'm so embarrassed that could only have been that could only have ended funnier one way which is uh this is another thing that I love about this series like I I would prefer the only thing that would have been funnier than is if we had it outright stolen for us by the refs. Like, I would have taken the most personal satisfaction out of that

because we would have the W, but Florida fans would also be the most upset. And I would marinate in that for many days. You don't, listen, the CDC advises against marinating in Florida fans. Do not do that or in any, anything, yeah. My only complaint is that Florida, Tennessee, shouldn't go to overtime. No, no, they called it.

Bob Wishkusen called it bonus football, and I think he should be fined for that. Yeah, yeah. Like, we're supposed to tell the truth on the air. You have to call that something else. Florida, Tennessee needs to end in regulation, and it needs to end in regulation with one team being like, why did that happen? With both teams being like, why did that happen? With both teams being like, why did that happen?

That's the only note. I think the most emblematic moment of the night was Florida's first snap from scrimmage, where both sides of the ball were so full. focused on trying to shift and counter shift and run on to confuse the other, that nobody on either side of the ball was set for the first snap. Like, if I was a ref, I would have flagged them both at that point and just told them to go run to like, go run down. Just like, calm down. Everybody called down. Like, yes, now that I'm thinking of it, Florida should have gone for two when they scored the touchdown just so we wouldn't go to overtime. Do you know what?

Okay, that was only, um, that wasn't that wasn't that. That wasn't that. dumb that wasn't that dumb but when your billy napeer it is no no that's that's the thing i'm like i i can't actually believe that his better angels took over there um the and he corrected and and went for the field oh i don't i don't i don't have like a big tactical problem with it i just think the way the way that there the way that our d line was playing tonight i have a huge tactical problem with that just but he corrected him but he corrected himself and i was surprised about that right um i love that i love that we man that is how we decided to lead this recap of

i love winning a stupid game anyway what else happened sorry no hey hey sorry does mean i won't do it again as your wife says yep here we go thank you mark florida tennessee o t o t the extra year added to your sentence because you got in a prison fight.

Yeah, you know, like, when a war ends and everyone's like, ooh, the war's over and you're like, I'm still over here! That's what O.T. is, right? You're like, I'm still over here. Hey, there's nothing about either of these two fan bases that suggest that we deny that war has ever ended. I don't know what you're talking about. Such a cool.

We are just like that. For anybody who's just new to forecast after dark or the shutdown forecast this season. This game has a stranglehold on three quarters of your host, and we're sorry about that. And if we could change it, we would. It's, it's, I don't, I don't, I'm not happy about it. Oh, no. Oh, no, I am happy about it.

I'm just unfamiliar with this feeling. It took a minute to identify. I'm going to read you my notes on the game, which is that. You have notes on the game. Oh, God. Oh, we watched, we watched this game, which we never, ever, ever do. Which is, um, which is that Billy is a fucking idiot. There, that's it.

Hey, we had third and fifth. Hey, we at one point had third and 15 from our own five. Yeah. Life's cool. Life's cool. And you won. Yeah, dear God. I really hope that everybody has a chance to get healthy before.

Oh, what's next week? Hmm. One, two, thirds. You know what? Whatever. We're going to win. Don't worry about it. Not worried about anything.

Next week is next week. This week is not worry about anything. Oh. god let's talk about something else jason for the love of sanity please bring us to a non hey wait i can do it i can do it if i promise i won't play rocky top i can do it okay here's a short horror story for spooky season you guys ready you ready you ready jeremiah smith is 18 years old they flagged him for being too too buff they flagged him for being too strong they gave him that opie call which hey referee look at the third testicle on you. The balls

to make an OPI call late in a game. I'm not saying it was correct. I'm not saying it was incorrect. I'm just saying sometimes D.B.s completely bounce off of Jeremiah Smith for no reason because he's that powerful. All right, folks. Yeah.

And that's our show. Oh, should we just I guess we should go back to talking about the other game. No, this was. I mean, Van de Kentucky. I don't know what game we're talking about. Oh, no, God. We have to talk about a house state Oregon. That was the, that That was so weird because once Ohio State got the ball back, even after, I think, on the first play of their final drive, Will Howard basically fell down and sacked himself. It felt very inevitable that at the very least, Ohio State was going to get a kick, right?

Right. It should have been assigned, though, as to how the drill was going to go. You're like, first play, on my ass. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I guess. I mean, I agree, but I don't feel great about it. Yeah. When you look at it, you go, oh boy. This is also one of my favorite things, which is the overly focused group endeavor that's still lost because you have Chip Kelly at Offensive Coordinator and Ryan Day. And they spent a lot of money to get this unit together. And in the last minute and a half of this game, it was absolute cluster fuck in terms of clock management. Love that. It's been a day for a day for clock management. There was that. There was everything. It's always a day in which you make James Franklin's endgame situations look canny.

Or get competent would do. Thanks, Lincoln. That's big of you. I had some people trying to explain to me that that made sense. And I was like, no, no, it didn't. You're USC. You could score in that situation. We had what, hey, did you guys foresee that we would have to add Purdue, Illinois to the show notes?

Sure didn't. Because at some point I was like, hey, Brahms is trending. but so is Elmer Fudd and so was Dick Cheney, so I didn't really think anything about it. I have the play-by-play open for this game, and that's fair. That's a good point. I feel bad to confess that I have a knock.

The show notes that live in our head. Is it fucked up if I have show notes and Spencer have show notes and nobody else does? Yes. Okay. I did not anticipate adding Purdue, Illinois, to the list of games. Can I just read you some of the scores

that occurred during this game? oh please yeah at one point this game was 27 to 3 in favor of illinois at another point in this game it was 40 to 28 what was that point with five minutes left in the game somehow that turned 4028 with five minutes turned into going to overtime at 43 43 this was such a weird bizarre like Purdue scored 40 46 points in the second half, if you include overtime. Purdue has not scored that many points. Basically the rest of the season. All year. Yeah. I, yeah.

Hmm. Yeah. Huh. And then, and how does, and yet, and yet, how did it end in pain? And came back, you scored all those points. You scored more as many points as you scored all season. And listen, we have to give Purdue credit for doing what we think is the cool and right thing. You get the ball for a second in overtime.

You score a touchdown to equal, potentially equal, what Illinois has done. And you go for two because you know if you just kick the extra point, you're going to start having to go for two after that anyway. Unfortunately, they just like absolutely took a 20-yard sec on their two-point conversion. I lost the game. Yeah. They shot the bed, but they put off shitting the bed for way longer than they usually do. a heroic effort.

Like, they made it in the door. They made it in the bathroom. And then they did a Boilent Raker. Yeah, and then they did a Boilermaker. Like, they've scored in their last four games against losses to Notre Dame, Oregon State, Nebraska, Wisconsin. They have scored 44 points. Total. Excuse me.

Excuse me. Yeah. Ashton Genti score. Okay. Yeah. Did it again. We should have a, we should have a little alert for that. Yeah.

It would just go, buting, being, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, Ming, Ming, but that's 10-0, Boise State. It will be interesting to see what happens next. His line currently, by the way, eight carries, 93 yards, and a TD. It's, you know what, it's okay to take it easy. You're, you're on vacation. You're at a Hawaii game. Like, do you know entering this week where he ranked in a total number of carries?

He, yeah, it's just, it's just silly at this point. Very, very silly. It's fun. but silly as well um yeah i wanted to uh also update everybody that yes old miss lSU is still somehow going on okay there are 32 seconds left in the game in the fourth quarter with old miss leading by a score of 23 to 16 um it is fourth and five right now and lSU has the ball on the 25 now can i mention who's second behind ashton ginty because it's fascinating sure it's Caleb Johnson at Iowa.

It's Ashton Ginty averaging 206 yards a game. Caleb, heading into tonight, Caleb Johnson averaging 154, and then the next highest is Todge Brooks at Texas Tech with 135. And then a cluster behind them. Can I use that as a jumping off point to welcome Washington to the Big Ten? You haven't really belonged in the Big Ten

until you have had a game where you might have dominated several offensive statistics and categories and still lose by a score of 40 to 16. Okay, usually it's 20 to 16, but this Iowa team just scored 40 points. I'm going to repeat that, okay? Iowa scored 40 fucking points in a conference game against an actual conference opponent.

Oh, LSU just did something. Yeah, they just scored. It is now 2322 ending extra point. So this game, which kicked over four hours ago. Can somebody who's in the chat tell us why this game is still going on? Was there a weather delay? Is the man in the red hat just like on one tonight? Why is this still happening?

Ref's had to poop. Why is this happening to us? Time out. Boom, boom, boom. Yeah. How many passes do you think Iowa through in their 40 to 16 victory over Washington? That's close to how many. Looking at Caleb Johnson's numbers, I'm going to say six.

It was 14. It was 14 passes. Yeah, they had like 100 yards. They had like 100 yards, I want to say. 108 passing yards. 108 passing yards. Caleb Johnson is a monster. Because they really haven't had like, you know, big back out back for a while.

No, Caleb Johnson ran for 166 yards. The next highest rusher ran for 19 yards on two carries. Like, oh boy. Is Brian Kelly's success? Well, I guess if you want to get down to it, these are both kind of Catholic schools. Yeah, I suppose that's true. Is Brian Kelly's continued success at religious programs, a, is it proof of religion?

Is it an indictment of religion? Or is it proof against religion? Need more data. Okay. Need more data. Mostly because Boston College didn't play this week. I kind of thought we've got to give the Jesuit to pass, but I'm sure that there are reasons I shouldn't do that.

Lucky them. Yeah, Paraguay. That's why. There we go. thanks buddy glad I could help you um right now another game currently ongoing Kansas State 14 Colorado 7 I'm so hesitant to give the live updates after what happened last week with Cal Miami we okay that was a special but I I think that living and dying with the games they're happening on the screen as part of the fun

of the show but also last week was a special case just it just made me feel it just made me feel things that's all I understand that that's uncomfortable and I agree. Let me go ahead and seed a positive emotion in the future for you, Ryan, which is imagining what this Miami team is going to look like without Cam Ward. Okay. There's that. There's that. We're back, baby. Can we go back to Oregon, Ohio State for a little bit? Would love to. Fascinating game. So this, you know, ends up being a one-point game, in part because Oregon is very aggressive,

especially down by the goal line. There is at least one turnover on. on down. Yeah, there's one turnover on downs when they went for it from fourth and goal from the two. And there are a couple of other places where they got close and either attempted a field goal or made a field goal. Like, they moved the ball pretty successfully on the day. averaged over 10 yards per pass attempt averaged another five yards running the ball Ohio State's defense was one of the things that was like oh man this looks really good early in the air and but you know tests are coming is it is it like worry time or is it just like yeah it's Oregon and they come up with clever things to do against you and you just kind of got to

take your medicine and you were still in it and you were still in it until the last possession and it just didn't fall your way can I answer like in a economist and give you absolutely yeah yeah the good news is that you were on the road against what is arguably currently the number three team in the nation a top five I think by most people's estimation in one of the toughest environments in the nation on the road on the wrong coast like all the those things and you lost by one and you had a chance to win the game that's all super positive okay two all right it's it's very funny that you fucked up the clock shit at the end but you probably won't do that again like that doesn't seem like the

kind of thing that like this was a disaster that is to use a coaching cliche correctable on the bad side go look at what dylan gabriel's done this year and then look at what he did in this game without for a lot of it one of his best receivers who got kicked out for spitting at an ohio state defensive bat wait that's it no yeah that is what it was he spit right in the in the uh in the ibarred yeah yeah yeah it was like they had ambiguous it was they had slow mo of this ohio state player wipe getting a towel to wipe it off i mean that's vile but like at least give the dude a chance to hit him on the next sequence it's i forget what the term that they use for this is called it's like uh an extreme personal foul i believe the term was duct tua the i mean i as far as

how to feel about Ohio State now i think in the um the flagrant yeah sorry it's called college football it was like uh the you know you've lost a game and therefore now you suck you're done you have no more title hopes and ohio state all you care about is the national title so therefore get out of here you don't exist anymore in the new sport that goes by the name of college football who gives a shit you're going to play oregon like three more times so just beat them like you know just win that series against Oregon along your way it so also extremely funny that they're chasing a point the entire time this happens with oregon all the goddamn time you just end up chasing a point because i don't know they go for two or they get a safety on you

it's usually when they go for two and every single time that score changes you can just see like everyone in the coaching step just looking up being like we're going to chase that fucking point all night oh my god which is what they ended up doing this is a very funny like there's a lot of weird little shit there was the extra point that almost got ran back there was the spitting incident um all the way to like the entire game was just loaded with stuff that somebody's fucking typing again how does it keep happening somebody doing this on purpose at this point it's not me it's not me like all the way all the way down to the very end when like i don't know man it it if he slid a second earlier and they got the time out it was it was i'm i'm not going to hold it against

the quarterback forever for you know slightly mistiming the slide oh that wasn't the issue the The issue was earlier when the clock ran on OPI. I mean, there was a lot of stuff that people jumped on. Yes. That specific one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And that's ultimately on the coaching staff, right? Like, that's, to me, that's on the coaching staff. I understand the slide is, the slide is out of their hands at that point. But why are you in that situation in the first place? Oregon plays some, like, real dramatic fucking games. I'll tell you what. When they get a big opponent like this, like both Washington games were like this last year. like they are really really good at like hey man we're going to make this a little bit a little bit

zonky for you want to get weird yeah yeah you're in the landing verse now that's right that's right every fourth down will be attempted yeah it's uh it's pretty powerful stuff i mean for everybody going to oregon is what i saw a friend of the program lucy rodin met someone just walking a llama around I believe just walk out a llama around Eugene and I was like oh it's going to be that kind of day all right cool I saw Shaq is at LSU Old Miss so yes

he was just he was just photo bombing on the sideline during a sideline report that was pretty valuable photo bombing doesn't sound like a big enough word to describe what happens with Shaq photocarpet bombing yeah photo nuking

photo gozzling I always want to turn around if he did that, be like, is that Shaq? That's probably the celebrity who never gets the RU so-and-so question. I do wish, I do wish she had turned around a bit like, he, Shaq, get the fuck out the way. Stop it. I will fight you.

What? LSU, Ole Miss, going to overtime. Why? That's a good. Oh. Yeah. I will tell you, man. And Jackson Dart, after he loses his first read, we're going on a trip in a rocket ship.

That's what's happening. Because if you get penetration on that game, on that run game, and Jackson Dart has to go to read two, might take us a while to find read three, okay? I would like to ask a poll. This can be of the audience and of the rest of y'all. When did you decide to watch something other than Texas, Oklahoma? 21-3. okay right around there i think um at that point i think i shifted to um the bama game i believe i literally went to sleep okay like i went and took it i went and took it half yeah yeah um

one of the most reliable like oh you never know what's going to happen boy just well it turned out we didn't it i will say this it had at least in the first half it didn't it have some good zaniness it just all went texas's way and in the post game it had sark coming into the press conference with a corn dog so there's that yeah which he says a reference to uh brent venables saying if we win i'll show up with a corn dog so this is this is spicy sark sarke's like i'm like if brent venables was handsome and corn and a winner corn dog be corned oh man there's a doctor fuckboat trailer on have you all watch this um i have not watched it but i am aware of it i don't understand how you could be unaware of

at this point y'all this is ryan murphy's red dragon moment like as in he has become the dragon he can't be stopped he should be because let it should be occurred at like season four of nip tuck it's way too late now yeah uh speaking of horrible stories uh south carolina alabama let's i want to God. Oh, who saw any of this? Motherfucker, I want to backtrack. I want to talk about this. We are going to have a dialogue.

We are going to know. No, for real, because I need you all to help me understand what happened. What do you want to know? What do you want to know? No, I watched it. I just want to, all right, I just want to go over the fact that before we even got to the half, we had a safety. Uh-huh.

All right, Alabama gave up a safety. Alabama also through an interception That we managed to have true beamer ball And that we That Alabama was up 14-0 And then very rapidly was at 1412 Due to turnovers and fuckery And then

Drive of the year if they had won If they had won this would have been drive of the year The opening drive of the year the opening drive of the second half for south carolina was one of the most beautiful things i've ever seen because it was 16 plays 85 yards i believe they threw the ball twice on this drive uh and scored did everything they needed to do Alabama didn't touch the ball until there were six minutes and 20 seconds left in the third i think without looking it up again the number that comes to mind it it It might be aiming slightly higher here, but six third-down conversions.

It might have only been five, but it was at least five on that one drive. It was a game's worth, right, for some teams. More than. Go Gators. Yeah. And they were completely in control at like 1914. And then shit started happening. Alabama throws an interception.

South Carolina immediately returns it with a fumble. Alabama scores a TD. Carolina drives, but misses a field goal badly. A long field goal, a 51-yard field goal. But a no-hoper, right? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Missed in, I think, both dimensions. Yeah.

A new problem for them, so it'll be interesting to see what they do there. But they did all that. And then South Carolina mounts a furious touchdown drive. And in response to, or Alabama does a touchdown. No, no, no, no. I've missed something. This is why I want to go over. Don't undersell this.

Don't undersell this. So it's, we are at 2019 and Bama has the ball and is moving the ball effectively into South Carolina territory, but they have third and ten at the South Carolina 34, I think just on the other side of the two-minute warning. And they, South Carolina just forgets to cover an Alabama receiver. And on third and ten, Jaylon, Mill Row throws the easiest 34-yard touchdown pass he will ever have. And that's what puts Alabama up by eight and forces the rest of the nonsense that happens after this. Because at that

point, it really looked like, okay, South Carolina, if they get a stop here, which seemed entirely possible, Bama's going to have to try a long field goal or a weird short punt, and they're going to have one more try at a drive to go ahead. But instead, it had to be a drive to score eight points to tie. Which, again, if you can be up by a weird number, be up by a weird number. It's going to fuck everyone's brains up. It certainly fuck South Carolina's up because they never really seem to recover off this. 27, 25, and Kailin DeBore lives another day.

I'm enjoying this a lot. I know you Alabama fans aren't, but this is delightful. I know, like, people have a lot of questions about the Alabama offense, and this was the thing that was true in the last couple years of Nick Saban as well. The defense is inconsistent. Like they only, they got, they, they, they only got South Carolina off the field to punt the ball three times today. They did get two turnovers and turnovers count as well, although one of them was the interception at the very end of the game when South Carolina had completely bungled their chances at turning. And a wide receiver just stopped. Yes. And yes. Yes. Like they, they gave up 370,

yards. Is that a ton? No, but it's not necessarily what you're used to, like, it just doesn't put the clamps down on people anymore. You saw this in the Georgia game as well. Like, you shouldn't be able to come back by that many points against an Alabama defense. And this is just an Alabama defense that is fine and has moments where it looks really good, but like over the course of 60 minutes, they don't strangle you anymore. They just don't. I'm going to start making Bama fan stop giving me your hardest battles memes like the fucking meme every other fan base is done about like oh I want to kill myself oh cool we won every single other fan base has done that but bam I don't think you have one yet it's time you've been through like eight eight hard days

in your entire life you've earned it buddy that that this was at home definitely added to the like oh no this feels so bad I hate all that is happening for. Yeah, welcome to sports for the first time. Hey, you know who else lost at home? Oh, who? USC!

You know what the lead? You know what the score was at halftime? Is it 20 to 7? It was 20 to 6. Oh. I appreciate the, as we all know it would, the California to Pennsylvania pipeline

for giving us some of our most competitive football of the day. Yeah, yeah. and ultimately Pennsylvania reigns supreme in both of them. That's right. Temple Stanford. Let's get that on the schedule as soon as possible. Probably an ACC game somewhere. It could be by the end of the week. We can make that happen. Do you guys want to make it a conference game? Who could conclusively say what is or is in ACC? So Penn State is the number four team in the country, at least as of now. I don't know if that will change. Despite Penn State's own best efforts. Number three it is.

What's baffling about it is if you watch the right 10 minutes of a Penn State game, you're like, absolutely, this is the number four team in the country. And if you watch the wrong 10 minutes of a Penn State game, you're like, how are they ranked? How are they ranked at all? How is this possible? They are so all over the map. And I think ways that are better than they have been under Franklin in previous years. Like, the passing game is clearly much better. bringing in Andy Kodalnicki has helped significantly.

The offense as a whole looks much better. We say that, by the way, that's still true on a day where Drew Allen threw like two interceptions for, I think, the first time. He ended up throwing three. He had one at the end, I think at the end of regulation. And like most of them were not even, they weren't like, oh my God, what were you thinking there? It's a lot of tip balls and stuff like that. But yes, he did indeed throw three picks, which I think was equaled his career interception total coming into the game. I just want to note here as a marker that Ole Miss and LSU are still playing.

We are an OT and Jackson Dart nearly threw a pick. On second and 25. Yeah, we've had some stellar overtime possessions tonight. What are you doing way back there? That's that's okay. This is why you can, where are your parents? That's why, to go back to Florida, but not specifically Florida, anyone in this situation, if you can do something that avoids overtime you should because also this is the first overtime

when overtime goes sideways it goes sideways so fast and so hard and there's nothing because you can't just be like ah fuck it we'll punt the ball and hope the defense could do something about it it really messes you up big time man god god jackson dart almost through another i did i'm telling you what's he man once he gets listen once that man gets off of his first read it is a magic school bus episode it's like watching somebody try to pick something out of their teeth and you're like he's gonna get it eventually this interception is gonna get out of there you watch the deer is loose in the supermarket where will it go so now now they have to kick someone godly long field goal uh-huh cool and 25 i think is this a it's a 57 yard attempt which would be his career

long let's see what happens here this is good audio everyone loves it oh miss is trying to kick a 55,000. Crush it! Cush it! Nailed it! Oh, my God! It just needed room to operate. That's right. That's right.

Just Steph Curry at the top of the three-point line, waving people off. Get back, get back. The dude who had the most assertive celebration after that was the placeholder? Love that. He's like, yeah, I held the fuck out of that bull. Holly reminded me, I owe somebody else an apology today. Who? I told Amanda Mull.

last week that playing Mississippi State was going to be super chill and not stressful for Georgia. Instead, it was Mercer Week. Georgia 41, Mississippi State, 31. Mercer Week from hell. This is what's fun about Georgia fans. Carson Beck threw for 459 yards, and lots of Georgia fans are like, I'm pissed that that happened. We shouldn't have had to do that. We shouldn't have to debase ourselves in that way.

It's like passing yards to Georgia fans are like, that's my savings, and I don't want to have to dip in do them for Mississippi State. Those are dishonorable yards. Certainly Mike Bobo's approach. I'm so excited for Georgia, Texas, just based on like the psychologies of both fan bases entering that game after Texas just like dismantled. And a badly injured, somewhat dysfunctional Oklahoma team. and also LSU just threw a touchstone who win the game No flags No flags

See live games are fun Oh boy Part of the magic Yeah Let's see by the way Can we see how many people don't celebrate with Brian Kelly Let's look the team is like celebrating with each other It's crazy

See how they leave Brian Kelly out of this Like yeah that's the guy who has the keys to the building They don't they drink the Gator and just throw the empty cooler at his head. Lane does look like he's getting arrested, which is great. This is great. No, no, these teams just keep

trading just keep trading losses to each other. Nobody has won this. Lain in a loss in a loss here does like the sad version of the Paul Johnson tongue out saunter. Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

He kind of walks like a marionette. Uh-huh. And whatever. I didn't want to win anyway. He's no big game James Franklin. That's what I know. Big game James! That's right.

Yeah. No James Franklin slander beyond the usual tonight. You fair and square. That's right. People are going to say like, oh, you know, USC one and three in conference play. Welcome to the Big Ten dummies. And it's like, I don't know. I saw a lot of USC teams do this shit in the back 12.

Welcome to the Pac-12. There's a lot of like referendums on new conference air and. that's like Oklahoma is not built for the SEC. It's like they're not built for the Big 12. Yeah. I don't know how many teams are built for losing their top five receivers. They were down to like receivers six as one today. Right. Right.

It was like, we don't have a photo of this guy. I hope that's all right. Yeah, I maintain that Hawkins is going to be a real problem for a lot of people, but he cannot throw to himself. You know who could is Penn State's Tyler Warren. That's right. number 44 in your programs folks there were so how many how many catches did tyler warren finish 17 which

as i understand it's like an fbs titans record or something like that this includes he also snapped um a ball that ended up in his hands in the end zone and he threw and he had a carry except for 224 and and there were so many of these where you were just like oh there's no one around him it's just it's well yeah USC is like what the fuck is that a titan right like a guy a guy wearing number 44 we don't do that he's he can't be eligible don't cover him don't cover him look at that look at that farmer over there I deny you look at that lost guard ignore him I remember fullbacks they can't do anything they suck that's a cairn left out by lonely hikers

that cairn is all an ass that's a power ford he looks like a rea bounder mostly. Leave Malone. It's an Indian juggernaut from a religious festival. It weighs 30 tons and it's currently got eight catches for 90 yards. That's a big text. It's haunted and bulletproof. Don't cover big text. The Penn State

tight end. He shouldn't even be here. Welcome to the fair. He's going deep. Tyler Warren, that's awesome. Is there anything, by the way, more Penn State than a gigantic, unstoppable tight end? They've made Mecca. Mecca Penn State

in the forum of Tyler Warren. I'm excited for the referendum to heat up on Lincoln Riley now. Have fun, bud. It's going to be awesome. Do you think that James Franklin is mad at Lincoln for burning 40 seconds of clock in a crucial in-game drive

for no reason? You see he was trying to ensure that Penn State didn't get the ball back. And I'm like, the error with that is assuming James Franklin wasn't trying to do the same thing. No, that's what I mean. I mean James being like, hey, that's my thing. Maybe it's like when Zelda has to,

And Link has to face Shadow Link, and you're like, oh, he knows all my moves. This is challenging. Metal Mario, ass coach. If you look at the rest of USC's schedule until the Notre Dame game, it's like there's a lot of like, they've turned this ship around. I was told by a commenter to look at who Oregon was going to face next after their triumph tonight. Watch your ass. You got to play Purdue. Apparently they figured out how to light it up over there, so that's fine.

The fourth quarter. Leading the Big Ten, Indiana, Oregon, and Penn State. Have we at any point on any episode of the show this year talked about BYU being 6 and O? I mean, obviously we didn't. They were not six to no yet. They were not six to no yet. Yeah, yeah. But yeah, we have not talked much about BYU.

Okay. There's a couple of teams that are six and no that we have not talked, I think, enough about. BYU, we barely talked about. They won 4119 over Arizona in a game where. yet again man is this the most I'm handling my business team because that's just that's kind of what they do it's not super

the two teams that have most handled their business based on Vegas spreads are BYU and Army sure undeniable based on today's results that feels like a short sleeve dress shirts that feels like some sort of end time signal in some way

if those are the two most reliable yeah yeah both are If we get a BYU Army National Championship, I'm going to stock up on canned goods. Also, they're both in conferences. You're going to have to catch up to both BYU and the Army in terms of stocking up in Kansas. Shit, you're right. My money's on BYU. Oh, no shit.

Yeah, I got a lot of mouths to feed. Okay. The Army Navy, pre-Army Navy AAC title game remains on course. That is currently my number one fixation with this season. Pitt, of course, another 6-0 team. Talk to your kids about a 6-0. Listen. Pittsburgh Panthers team 6-0 for the first time.

One of the most bullshit 6-0s I've ever seen. Listen, listen, listen, listen. Pittsburgh is a sausage city, and we're not here to talk about how it gets made. All right, baby. On the broadcast today, it was said, Pitt plays with a little more swagger in the Steel City. And I'm like, man, they're winning, but that is not true at all. Who would like to guess their third down percentage in this game?

27. They converted one of them. Oh, my God. One of 11. Yes. One. They gained 277 yards. Oh, my God.

They also lost the turnover battle by two. Like, how the fuck did they win this? Which I feel like I've said every week. This game was weirdly chippy. Like, I don't mean to, I don't mean to, I don't mean. to like smother the cow pit rivalry in its cradle but I'm like why are y'all fighting? Script, oh, you know what it is?

Script fight. You got script cow and script pin. This was a script fight. It may also be a fight. Like nobody shows up with cardigan memes. Nobody out cardigans us. They're both like, no, we were better in like 1926. We're better medical stuff.

This is probably a fight over Grant money. Like the two presidents. The Carnegie's, get him. This is what blue and yellow is supposed to look like. Just know that by going back to a 1715 kind of win that Pat Narduzzi got in his, what kind of car does Pat Narduzzi drive? Is it a Camaro? It's a dot. I think it's like a bucket he puts at the top of a hill.

Yeah. It's a transam, but it's a T-top transam, but he has painted it brown. It's lowly worms apple. is what it is. Yeah, you just got to know, by the way. He ties himself to a rock and then throws the rock. So he's rocking down and he's like, I call it reverse Sisyphus and it's awesome.

Just know that, like, he puts on the shades. Mm-hmm. And he puts on his thinking music, and that's when Petnar Juzzi becomes the dudes. That's right, the dudes. It's a sexy guy. The night dudes. The night dudes.

Yeah. Okay, there's nothing scarier than night deuce. It's 3.45, you're talking to the night dews. Yeah. You just have sunglasses on night dews. Yeah.

And like, lady doots is at home, and she's like, I'm so lonely and bored. And all of a sudden, the phone rings, right? All of a sudden, a rock crashes through the garage door. I'm back in the Apple day. Why don't you climb in? And you just see the delight on Princess Duse his face.

I love you so much, dudes. And he's like, it was 1715. It was fucking awesome. Just like, that sounds really fucked up, dudes. It was. There were a lot of competitive games today. I would like to highlight the absolute beating that Army put on UAB. They ran.

Yeah. It was, Army was up 20 to 3 and hadn't even thrown the ball yet. With five minutes left in the first quarter. We had 20 minutes on 14 plays, which is the point at which I had to look away. But I would also like to highlight, oh, what's her name? The sideline reporter at UAB today, whose name I forget, her first name is Tina, said, and I've never heard anyone say this exact sentence in a football game. She said, they look sad.

She was talking about UAB's defense. And this was fairly early in the game. And she said they look sad. Maybe they knew that they were about to give up 413 rushing yards. Tina Servacio, yeah. Servesio, thank you, thank you. She did the thing afterwards. She goes, but there's this one guy, and he's rooting everyone on.

I was like, okay, that's great. It's a great story. That was my second favorite stat next to the point where we noticed that at 27, down 273, UAB was running the hurry up in the first half. Yeah. Which you really want to do. really want your offense to be on the field as little as possible when the other team is...

Yeah, hurry up and give the ball back to Army. Maybe they were hoping it would confuse the computer and it would just reset and we'd be at zero zero, first quarter. By the way, shots out to front of the program, T.J. Wally Sparks. And who just said, go balls. Yeah, you get to say that. Pride of Tennessee.

Sure. So, Trent Dilfer is now five and 13 as a head coach. And the interim, Brian Vincent, who, Brian Vincent, who you probably should have hired, is now five and one at ULM, a thing that never happens at ULM. No. So, you know, we'll probably say this repeatedly, but, you know, every time Dilver was hired, everyone gawked at it, and it has somehow gotten so much worse. We had a comment or somehow make it even worse earlier today by saying, I don't know if this is an jest or not, and I refuse to find out because it's upsetting to contemplate that, yeah, but they were. only got Trent Dillfer because they couldn't get

Dan Mullen. That might be right. Cool. I mean, sure. Other five and one teams? Arizona State? Arizona State's five and one? Sure.

I hope Kenny Dillingham emerged from the throng of humanity that ate him up alive at the end of that game. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you want to know why grit

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we do. We just live our lives one 16 bar phrase at a time. Okay. And if there's a key change, cool, boom, we got it. Excuse me, 16 bars. It's pretty pedestrian for Denton. We're playing a Mixalidian mode. Thank you. Jesus Christ. You know, on that note, music term. My Colorado State Rams are up to three in three now, having defeated San Jose State. Oh, hell yeah. So we don't know any fancy music. All we do

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Prize picks. Run your game. All right. All right. One other little thing today. There's a game that we have not mentioned. There's only one. There's several.

All other games have been discussed. There are many. But suffering a tough loss today was UNC on the field. They suffered a tough loss. A last minute touchdown run by Georgia Tech to beat them and give them another L. But that's really far from what UNC was considering, generally speaking, because at the game, they honor Tiley Craft. Tiley Craft was a wide receiver, really widely beloved in the community, kind of became a popular cause for the team when he was diagnosed with cancer, found out Tiley Craft died at the age of 23 after being diagnosed in March 22 with stage 4 lung. cancer truly cannot imagine anybody having a worse day in so many ways right now than unc sending

our love out to that program uh and everybody involved with it that is fucking awful and we hate this for you guys yeah absolute rough shit so uh our thoughts towards everybody in the unc community Oh, we really should have built in some kind of music break after this, but there's never a good way to transition out of this shit. I have, I have a bad way. Yeah, let's do a bad way. So the UNC Georgia Tech game aired on the CW. Tom Brennam is the play-by-play. No, I forgot.

And at one point near the end, I think before, I think before Georgia Tech scored. scored their last touchdown. I don't remember, but near the end of the game, he's talking, and I forget who the color commentator is, and I apologize, but he's talking about, you know, UNC's hit this, hit this losing streak, but, you know, they've had some close games, and, you know, how much can we put it all on Mac Brown, you know, players don't make plays, this, that, and the other. And it's not to say, like, Tom Brennamen doesn't get to talk about coaches being on hot seats or other things but just hearing tom brettoman talk about like whether or not someone should be fired it's just always going to be funny it's just always

going to be like oh boy you got some opinions i bet you too but that's all on the c w the c w which remains at one point they cut to i think it was mike yam in the studio and he just was sitting there with nobody telling him they were live for what felt what you just sitting there looking at him what felt like what was probably only four seconds but what felt like a full minute you're just like oh the cw you are you are such a cool high school television production sometimes show choir today at 3 p.m and i'm just like my cam you know was on pack 12 network for so long And for all of its distribution faults, I think everybody agreed that Pact 12 Network was really put together, had good productions, like, some of the best production standards. And now he's sitting in the AV room at the CW while, like, you could hear somebody behind the cameras say, we're on.

That was how they told. Oh. It's so good. I love it. That's all. Well, you've missed case date going up 20 to 7 on Colorado in, oh, nope, they're reviewing. That was a great audio, as opposed to the great audio that we do during the rest of the show. Vanderbilt's winning street continues as they, as they win on the road and defeated Kentucky 2013.

And I have seen some angry Kentucky fans at this point. Yeah, there was a solid. What a change in state for them. I have just seen Mark Stoops complaining about Not unfairly about Vandy having the NIL money to land a superstar Diego Pavia Mark Stoop said you know once Kentucky gets it together We'll be able to compete in the SEC

Oh man I'm going to say a nice thing about Missouri Okay Which is that they were I mean they were playing UMass This is kind of how it goes but they were up 7-0 before most of the rest of the noon games that even kicked off. I'm not real sure what happened there. There is that.

Iowa State. That was my first registry of football today. Iowa State continues undefeated, 6 and 0, played eight. What was for a good stretch, a pretty competitive game with West Virginia, but pulled away to win 2816. And Syracuse, 5 and 1. NC State is having a very unpleasant year right now. They have not won a conference game. It's October 12th.

I'm positive there's a 5-1 team that we met Memphis. That's who it was. Memphis is 5-1. South Florida, man, South Florida on a skid. A little bit, yeah, yeah. We need to get NC State back on the CW. I think they lost. Haven't they lost a CW game?

Yeah, it's going to take. It's going to take. Reapply CW. All right. They have Cal on ACC network next week on the road. That has so many. confusing elements to it. I don't even know where to go. Every Cal game is confusing, all of them. And yet exactly what they should be. They're exactly what the team needs at any moment.

I wanted to just go ahead and say something kind about a team I don't ever say kind shit about. Is it Notre Dame? Damn, listen, Notre Dame. It was so. Wow. I was really enjoying not mentioning them among the five. No, I'm just going to mention it because I looked over and, you know, 7-7. and I thought, a fairly competitive game, probably low scoring. Let's just keep it that way. I'll look over and it's 49 fucking 7.

I don't know what they fed them during that rain delay because I think there was a weather delay during this game. But the P and their PB and Js stands for PCP. Actually, that'd be great. That sounds,

I could go for that right about now. Listen, it's thinking about, it's thinking about Florida all week. Sure. It puts the need for bespoke retro drugs. You don't have to do it for a whole other year now. There are a handful of teams also that are just having some really bafflingly down years. App State lost again today.

They're now down to two and four. Air Force lost to New Mexico. 5237. They're one in five. Wyoming lost to San Diego State. one in five as well like there's some hard times out here on these streets uh kent state almost won a game i will say that kent state almost won a game we're gonna get um my rockets fell to buffalo that's true but buffalo's having a decent year yeah yeah way to go limbo

i forgot about that yeah that's what that's what he's counting on baby noted noted noted cat dad pete limbo shout out yep when you look over on the other sidelines you go god damn limbo he's just stroking his kid he's just got a cat out like a bond villain just stroking his ears no big deal limbo all along hello rockets

welcome to hell oh shit that's Pete Limbo love you Pete yeah that's bad in addition to that hey big 12 preseason favorite Utah just Camerizing looked bad

Camerizing camera is not right he's still not right he got his ankle rung up uh torn up like early in that game and it just never came together for him through three picks um so we're back to will he start won't he start can one properly identify camsing is he in the box or not yeah if i if i had to ask you to blind guess and i won't include i'll tell you Colorado's one of them but i won't include them because they're playing a game right now and they're losing if i had asked you to blind guess the undefeated teams in the big 12 in conference play do you think you can name all of them no no i'm not sure i can name the teams in the conference okay it's from memory it's right now your big 12 conference leaders

like how long do you think it would how many guesses do you think it would take us before we got them i think jason could could get two of them right now i don't know if anybody would get the the undefeated ones the undefeated in undefeated in conference play if you tell us how many there are there are BYU and Iowa State. BYU and Iowa State, yes. The third is the one that is really below the radar. So there's three. Yeah.

Pending Colorado. Colorado, I'm not including Colorado. No, Arizona State is having a good year, but they do have one conference loss. Damn it. Undefeated. Shit, Texas Tech. It is Texas Tech. Jesus.

That is weird. It is Texas Tech. So that's it. That's all. Yeah. We did have somebody who was having a four in one year. Look at it. really good took the blue collar lunch pail and then someone stole it is this the doze song is this night

dues no this is back the night dues rides again actually no right now right now this is morning duse morning morning okay greg shiano yeah ruckers ruckers finally ruggers finally operating at the ruckers i think was operating off of like five uh over extended credit cards oh yeah there was some check there was some check kiting going on there was a little bit of check cutting going on and I think Wisconsin was like I'm gonna need that in cash and that's why they won 42 to 7 just beat that ass

goddamn this is dude like Rutgers is overdue for this this isn't shocking I'm just laughing a little bit at Greg Shiano and his blue color credentials the result I feel most like oh no about is probably it did not happen today Northwestern 37 Maryland 10 Maryland concerning man Maryland is now 0 and 3 in conference in conference play and their losses are to Indiana undefeated juggernaut killer of killers Indiana Northwestern but not not at Northwestern not at Murder Lake and Michigan State who has been fine this year but like they still have Oregon to play. They still have Penn State to play. They have Minnesota to play, who has been plucky.

They have Iowa and Rutgers. They also get to welcome USC from the other side of the world. Yes, they play USC next. Like, I, there is a lot of, it's not bad feelings from Maryland fans. It's mostly like, oh, fine, but nothing matters. It's nihilism is what it's descended to for Maryland fans. It's not good. They've also beaten four and two Virginia. Yeah. Virginia was four and one until today. and nearly beat Louisville yeah i mean there's that sure yeah uh yeah like locksley also with some quality word salad in the press conference after that loss it's bad it's that it looks it's looking real bad um the maryland people i know are now in their usual

despond and we can take the joys of september maryland bid them a fond farewell someone else i think next year will be their coach and thus will be the new september maryland dawn will will they though like there's not i there's not the level of like frustration really we know the number to look at here okay buyout buyout let me consult the buyout cage knock that one that's not the number here 24-7 team rankings oh they're 27 that's fine okay keep it okay you're fine okay okay okay we're then see bring back mike locksley there done okay I think everyone will be totally fine with Sure

I think so people like him I mean Yeah No that's not What are you gonna do better? No that's not a joke at all Yeah You should keep him because you like him

No like institutionally He's he's done a lot there Yeah he's a good fit Still for that place At least and now I think Honestly when we talk about why people get hired Hey if the vibes are good That's like a 50% multiplier

The vibes The football vibes could do some improving. Yeah, yeah, that seems fair. I think top 40, top 30 recruiting class every year, just stick with that. Okay. Okay. Yeah, all for it. Did we miss anything else?

Ba-ba, ba-ba! There you go. Shout out to Oregon's on-side kick. I don't think we mentioned. Oh, my God. All right. Yeah. Oregon beamed a kickoff directly off on.

Ohio State Buckeye's chest. It was so good. Like they hit him with it. And he like jumped and I don't know whether, I don't know what the jump was about, but I think he was trying to get out of the way. It might have been he trying to jump over it. I don't know. But the effect was that he jumped in surprise, but the effect, like for an onlooker,

if you didn't know what you're looking at it, it looked at it though. He was just surprised that there was a football there. Yeah. He was reacting to the ball coming toward him. It was like, it was like a dodgeball moment. It was, which because of the. jump, it made it seem as though the ball was aimed directly at his face, which it might have

been. Like, if he hadn't jumped, it would have beamed him in the face mask, which is just incredible aim. And it effectively, I think, if I remember correctly, Oregon only scored a field goal on that drive. I don't think they scored a touchdown. But it did allow them to steal a possession

in a game where it really mattered that you stole a possession. Was it a one-point game, right? It was a one-point game. Fascinating. And they just absolutely just kicked it right off his body. Doink? The worst part about that play is, of course, being semi-responsible for losing a possession. The second worst thing about that play on an on-side is you get fucking annihilated.

The ball flies off you. You have no idea what's going on. You're like, ah, ah! And then some 200-pound dude is going like crown of the helmet first into your chest. Yeah, this was notable, but this guy is having, this guy is maybe having. having the only correct biological reaction of anybody on camera. Well, this is happening. Yeah, you should be freaked out.

It's a bad time. What you're doing is not okay. That was the drive where Holden got kicked out for spitting. That's what it was. Thank you, John Sechruder. He jumped like a cat when you put a cucumber down. And you're like all four of the cat's feet leave the ground at the same time. I don't know who this is on Twitch, but they're like, need someone to do that to me.

The hop-ons that we get from Twitch are really a joy. We had Brazilian bot last week. Where's she at? Folks, we never say this, but have at it. Yeah. Goodness. Football players only do this when they're very distressed. Absolutely.

That's a very distressing moment. Mark Jones is hitting an oxygen tank live on air, which means, Wait, what? We're about to get verbose. The lexicosity is about. didn't we just say that wickets were back this is wild yeah they've already reached the old's listen listen listen audience we're going to talk about the jets on every episode if we want to that's right the jets are college football you'll have some real strong feelings about our jets

episode this week were they good they were strong okay i'll take it yeah i'll take strong that's fine getting a reaction they're talking about it right now we're talking about the jets right now Our Q rating has never been higher. So self-affirming. They love it when we talk about the Jets. See, we're still talking about the Jets. Yep. Good old Rocky Jets.

Rocky Jets, New Jersey. Jetville can't melt steel beans. Drinking sparks till I peat. Remind the people who presented this episode. Oh, this, the Rocky Top, multiple installations of Rocky Top and everything else. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Holly has been very restrained. I want to know.

I agree. I agree, too. There were multiple. I didn't say, I'm going. I didn't say unnecessary. I'm not sure she will be on the Tuesday recording, but tonight, very restrained. I might have calmed down by then. but Jason's not going to be there on Tuesday so I'm not going to feel bad about acting out on the two of y'all

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