Shutdown Fullcast - FULLCAST AFTER DARK - The First Ever 17-3 Bama Game Nobody Likes

Episode Date: September 17, 2023

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Fullcast after dark for men. to the full cast after dark. How? Ho! Ro, woo, woo, woo, who, who, who, who, who, who, who, that's good. Oh, that's good. Yeah. Get that guy out of here.

That's good. That's good. I would like to start with an apology to Holly Anderson, our co-host. Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no. no no no no holly and i truly don't remember if this was a discussion we had on air anywhere but holly said i i can't ever trust the florida tennessee game i can't ever like it never follows any logic or reason and so i can't and i said to her i was like i just don't think

that's true this year i just like i don't think this florida team that it's true every year here's what here's what i'm going to try to do and i'm not going to promise that i'm do it because like I'm not trying to make promises I'm not trying to make promises I might not keep Holly I'm going to listen to what you say about Tennessee because you understand Tennessee far better than I do yeah and I'm no matter no matter how weird or stupid something looks I'm going to I'm going to look to you as my volunteer oracle and I'm going to try to listen to your wisdom and I apologize for not doing that before Florida beat Tennessee. I don't mind not being listened to.

I mind that I was accused of being some sort of drama queen. That I don't think was me. That part I don't think was me. It's not, as I said last week, and this is all I have to say about it. Tennessee losing the Florida game more often than not does not have anything to do with how good Florida is or is not. That I could buy. You were correct.

I don't want to hear from me right now. Because you know what I find unbearable? It's not my shit. What I find unbearable is Spencer bitching his way through the final quarter of a game during which his team is up 13 points at home. It's a stressful number. He's grumbling. It's a stressful number.

Can I offer one thing in defense of Spencer? Like more stressful than 12 or less than 14 or what? It was a weird score for a long time. Like we were sitting here calculating how many sixes we needed to get back to a normal number. Jason, it's stressful because I'm sitting there looking at and I'm like, that's an extra point. All you have to do is do two of these godlike Joe Milton throws down the field, beat our inexperienced DPs, and you get 14. And like, that's what I was thinking in my head the whole time. Also, I hate doing this shit because I hate opening the arc of Voltaudor any more than I absolutely have to.

Those are some weird calls. like i have never heard kirk and chris being mad on behalf of tennessee any circumstances they were irritated i've never heard them talk like that yeah that was weird i would i will offer this in defense of spencer spencer and i do not root for the most electric team in the state of florida in week three because that team is the university of south florida bowls Guys, do you think Bama pokes the bull by pulling that barbecue shitter this week? I hope they've learned their lesson. You think you could just come down Dale Mabry into our house, which we share with...

That was some... Yeah. You think you could just come into my roommate's dad's house? Into our verbo? You're just going to strut into the house that Vinny Testa Verdi built. Buddy, that ain't even the house that Vinny Testifery built. That's the house that, like, Trent... Dilfer built. It's the house

that Vinnie Tessiverty put down payments on Dad, I left Florida. You think this is a football game, but as you can tell by the Pirateship, we're playing mini golf down here, brother. And you're under, you're over

par. You're over par. So I have did you, did any, so who watched substantial stretches of this game? Oh boy, I don't have the strength. Frankly. Okay, can I say, before I spend a good portion of this here podcast and recap of week three, talking about the glories of watching Phil Jerkovic play quarterback, because of not well.

Transfer to Bama, Phil. Phil, they'll love you in Bama. They'll take good care of you. I enjoyed it immensely. Sorry. Tyler Buckner. Tyler Buckner, the starting quarterback for Alabama, was five for 14 for 34 yards. brother those are some Tampa Bay Buccaneers numbers I mean like 1997 Tampa Bay Buccaneers numbers Bruce Kradkowski baby that's a Steve Dberg line right there like old Steve Dberg too like man I think he's 38 y'all in a time when you shouldn't be playing

football at 38 you couldn't even keep it zesty with three or four interceptions no no no no no that was Georgia Souther today you don't make the fuck out of it you know why you can't keep it Jesse with interceptions, interceptions have to stay in the air. They have to stay in the air. You can't skip an interception to somebody. That was the worst I have seen Alabama look since 2000. Might be 2000 heavy, just the year 2000. Yeah, 2000.

Like, might be straight up the year 2000. Like, they couldn't fucking block USF. So this was... I would give 2000. I would go back maybe as far as I was four. so yeah it's close the last time Bama Bama had I think 107 passing yards in this game that's right the last time they were this low

was 2017 in a game they lost to Auburn but that's Auburn that doesn't count the last time they were sub 150 against a G5 team was 2008 when they beat Tulane 20 to 6 with 73 passing yards and in those days 20 to 6 was what they were going for Yes, yes. And I assume that game was in hand for 50 minutes. Yeah, like the last, I don't know, six, seven years have really, we've gotten used to the fact like, oh, Alabama can pass the ball.

They can not only pass the ball, they can pass the ball extremely well. And before that, young listeners, we lived in a time where it was unclear whether Alabama could pass the ball, but it really wasn't that important to them. No. Can I interject and just say this? Please. You wanted a man like Jay Barker. You want a man, Jay, he's going to come in, and he's going to go five for 21, and he's going to throw for one TD and one interception,

and then he's going to make one crucial scramble for a first down in the fourth quarter that was going to ice the whole thing. And then the rest of the time, he's going to have the prettiest handoff you ever seen. That man was like, that man was just like the prettiest jockey in the world, because he's just leading the pony where it needed to go. I mean, Greg McElroy's, Greg McElroy's passing line in the national champion, the BCS National Championship where Bama beat Texas was 6 of 11 for 58 yards.

And that would have made him a fucking God for Alabama against USF tonight. Yeah, they're real. It's ass. Like, don't even say it's bad. It's ass. It's real, real, real bad. And they were doing things with the broadcast that I haven't seen them do before.

They were doing things like, well, you know, here's how big Alabama's offensively. line is. It's bigger than an NFL line. Why so bad? It's big, why bad? They were doing that on the broadcast, man. This is on ABC too.

Anyone who's looking at this final score? Well, RG3 was in the house. If RG3 is there, things are going to get a little bit weird. We're going to get for everyone, but I'm always entertained by RG3. I know it's not for everyone. But anyone looking at this final score and thinking

173 that's not so bad that's that's like how Nick Saban prefers to win games no there is how long was it how long was it how long was it how long was it when did we get out of three three into the third and then it was it was longer than that it was it was bam was up 10 three until the very end and yeah it was three three way past half time um and there was a long weather delay so by that I mean way way way past half time but like the the the yardage differential is uh under under It was like a critical, you know, fourth down stop here and there. USF went for it on fourth down six times, only got two of them,

add another one of those at a critical point, and they could have taken this to overtime or what happened. It's so much worse than the score looks, and the score looks terrible. There were a lot of games where it was like, ranked team struggles with unranked team, but then figures it out in the second half. And technically that's what this game is. But, like, you can't tell me you are like, oh, well, you know, Florida State and Georgia and even, you know, Michigan. Like, you definitely have to feel worse about Bama of the, of the ranked, of maybe all of the ranked teams right now, maybe.

Yeah. I mean, for one thing, they've lost already. Yep. And then, yeah, for the other, everyone knows the score is a total lie. Yeah. like you know Michigan pulled away Ohio State was it was a weird score for a while but they very much pulled away Notre Dame was tight for a while but they pulled away and then even even the ones where they didn't pull away it's still you know like Florida State 3 and no if you would take three you know straight up at this point if someone had told you that before the season began you would not care if it looks pretty or not

right Bama you are feeling oh in three right now right can I give you can I give you like the most shocking stat to me which is go okay well how many like just how bad was it you go well USF had 14 first downs, 14. Bama had 15. Football barely happened. This is against the USF team that, by the way, is more shaken back than you know. They flipped a massive chunk of that roster. It ain't quite Colorado, but,

they have two wider, they have two wide receivers who are playing for Colorado this year. Nick one right, former Gator Naquan Wright is at running back. Yeah, they've got good players. and Bama's defense did a pretty good job handling this extremely shake and big team located just off of the beautiful expanse of Dale Mabry. But I,

this is like all of the things that you say, well, man, maybe this will eventually catch up to Bama. They have all. The loss of Bill O'Brien has proved damning. You know the worst part? Pete, yeah, Pete Golding is thriving. It's the worst part.

Pete Golding was load-naring. Sorry, that's the best part. my mistake do you know what is across the street from raymond james stadium i assume you're not talking about big bad wolf barbecue no no 2001 is ex odyssey no 2001 was not never there some sort of pro wrestling strip club oh you mean not i was thinking tescaloosa sorry uh what's opposite uh what's opposite raven james stadium uh in tampa bay florida is the yankees minor league park and so oh yeah yeah yeah and so Alabama has to walk out of this fucking slop fest and behold another crumbling, broken dynasty.

Another fallen empire. Why do dudes love thinking about the Roman Empire, the Yankees, and Alabama football? I bet he's thinking about other women. And meanwhile, he's like Freddy Kitchens. I'm just thinking about Freddy Kitchens. Just thinking about the glory days. We've also skipped over that Alabama put in their third string quarterback. yeah but never went the the the the the quarterback who started the season never got any

playing time at all like i if we entered this season being like oh there are questions about what alabama's going to do a quarterback and somehow we are more baffled now uh-huh yeah yeah it's only worse and all of that all of that like strip mining of sabin's management class that other teams have been doing for the better part of a decade and a half, finally came home to Roost. Like, you finally missed on hires, and you finally hired some people who may not be able to do the job. And all those people who were really instrumental to your development, particularly at places like the offensive line at wide receiver, you didn't replace them several years ago with people of the same caliber. And that's all added up. And meanwhile, everybody else has gotten really,

really good and that's that's what you're looking at and they missed on quarterbacks it's it's and i don't by the way did you see anything today that you didn't think jalen milro could do no uh-uh i mean honestly the quarterback thing is like okay that could be a one-year fix it's down one year but the line stuff is not great offensive line yeah is mind blowing how is Alabama that bad on the offensive line how like Alabama has a below fbs average offensive line what in the fuck with not below fbs inputs by that i mean five stars those are all four and five stars brother all of them and they're all playing like two stars uh but the flip side of this fucking shout out to usf who was just like fuck you we have we have nothing to lose they so very nearly like deserved this

win yes they should feel awesome about you know yes i mean their their defense made alabama's offense look horrible. That is, you know, that is a, if that ends up being the best thing you can say about their season, success. Like, and it, I understand people maybe don't pay that much attention to South Florida, and I understand why that might be the case. This is a team that has not beaten. I'm going to double check this year. The last FBS team they beat was Temple last year. And before that, we're going back to 2019 to find the last FBS team they beat. Like, this has been a rough program for a while now. And for them to rise up and pull, like, nearly pull off what might have been, it would have been the upset of the year. Like, no question,

but goddamn. So, uh, the funny thing is looking at the rest of BAML the schedule it's like oh yeah they could sweep this I'm I am every single team on their schedule has had rough quarters or dropped a game or the SEC it's wobbly yeah no I that's fair I think wobbly is fair but like

if you if you made me bet right now is Bama going to sweep or lose another game I definitely take lose another game I wouldn't I wouldn't bet on them to do it like right now I would say as wild as it feels at this point, I'd say LSU is your West favorite,

but, you know, unless you think it's Ole Miss, but like, there is none of these teams that stands head and shoulders. No, no, no. Maybe Kentucky. Let's not rule out the Kentucky game, folks. Yeah, to be fair, Vanderbilt has been entertaining every week, so we'll give. Can we, can I, can I, did y'all see the end of the Vanderbilt game today?

I know that's, that's, I know. I believe, I believe wasn't it, Vandy scores a TD to tie? Oh, you have, it's so. much better than that here can i walk you through it please all right this is the barn burner that was vandy unlv here's everything that happened in the last two minutes and 30 seconds of game time unlv threw a 48-yard touchdown pass to go up seven vandy responded with a 34-yard touchdown pass to tie the game on their very next snap unlv threw a pick and then vandy sort of like ran the ball a few times wasn't really trying to do much, and missed a 33-yard field goal. And then UNLV threw a

48-yard pass to set up the game-winning 36-yard field goal. Again, all in 230. It was fucking crazy. It was awesome. Vanderbilt is still like a largely incomplete team, but they are a lot more fun than they used to be. I'll give them that. Yes. Yeah. We should mention Georgia. They tried very hard to do the thing we always talk about them doing against South Carolina. Their offense. I mean, Stetson should have won the Heisman, apparently. I'm going to take you to see with a series of Mike Bobo personality tests and play calling. Are you ready, Jason Kirk?

I'm going to, okay. First and ten. What you run the ball, Bobo. First and ten, I just want you to just call a play. Call what you think would make sense. Just say like run, you know, this kind of run or this kind of pass. Just simply, simply. What would you do?

First and ten. Short run. Long bomb. Second and ten. Incomplete. What would you call Jason Kirk on second to ten? short run short pass second and eight no third and eight we're going to the word third and eight okay third and eight what do you do now we run that's actually correct you've you've fully been mike bobo pilled mike bobo is back in the building if you don't remember mike bobo from his previous stint at georgia or from his short and unhappy life at colorado state as head coach there whatever you thought you should do on that down fuck you it's the other thing

That's it. I'm hitting Ask Corso and I'm saying, no, shut up, Korsso. Yeah, I mean, I think during his first stint as George's O.C., I think Bill Connolly and I were the only people who thought he did an actually good job. This time around, oh, okay, good. I'm glad to hear the bandwagon is fuller than it. But it's empty now. It's empty now, man.

They did a good job in the second half when I think Kirby pulled him aside and said, and I can't believe we get to say this again. run the ball bobo i think you really had for a certain for a certain age of viewer and consumer of this show that's got to be that's a bracing that's a bracing hit to the chops is there a team that is better at making everybody on either side of a game just fucking mad about what just happened in south carolina no one no absolutely not nobody better there are teams arguably in it's class but nobody better that's for sure god it's it's fucking like it's impressive at this point it really is by the by the way let's take a let's take a shout out from the comments that i think

is pertinent to our discussion uh freedom cripple asks i will never understand how people like bobo keep getting hired let me tell you something do you want they're fans because they're fans do you want to know what what like too emotional to lead we've been through this they are Do you want to know, like, one of the, like, one of the underplayed storylines about Kirby Smart's revolutionary, super brainiac, like, I figured out football tenure at Georgia, which for the past two years, all credit, you figured out football, okay? But you know what one of the, like, trends has been there? Hiring is boys. And I don't mean just like people he knows in the coaching industry. Oh, yeah.

It's like, it's like, we're getting the spring break crew back together, busy. Yes. No, but really. No, like, stars, they're just like us. We're getting a rack of beast and go and racking. I want guys that I know I can karaoke with that won't judge my choices on the microphone. He, like, he brought, he hired Must Jamp, right? Who is his guy, played with him?

Bobo there at Georgia at the same time. If you, if you are a close personal friend of Kirby Smart's, and at one point you donned a jockstrap somewhere around the Georgia Athletic Complex, you can probably get a gig there, right? So, like, if you want to know how this is going, you go like, oh, what's one potential downfall storyline for Georgia and all this? I'm like, that, you know what? The shit's not going to matter. Shit's not going to matter even a little bit. It's going to matter a little bit.

I don't say a whole lot, but like, that's one thing where you go, that's going to, it's going to grade on people, man. It's not going to matter in the regular season, I don't think. No, no. But when Mike Bobo on 3rd and 17 calls a flea flicker with an underneath route that goes four yards, that's when it'll come to roost. I would like to issue one other apology, and this is to another co-host, Jason Kirk.

Jason, I believe that you specifically called out SAC State Stanford as an FCS upset to watch, and we have not given you enough shine for that. Oh, all the shine, buddy. Oh, we did. Yeah, well, I mean, I said it would be a big week for the big sky. We missed on Idaho over Cal. I'm still upset about that one.

Split Zone duo can take a victory. on me for that one but we will take the we'll take the dub for Sack State um Kim I best guy it's a big big sky can we um can we talk about the crate the most lopsided big sky game of the week

we should Portland State 91 North American Zero they beat a whole fucking continent whooped a confidence ass what take that Canada North American University I believe

this is. Have Mexico and Canada not suffered enough from us? We got to inflict this on them. I am double checking. Ross Perrault in shambles. I can't believe it. Yeah. He's already in shambles after that Oklahoma state result. You could

pick literally... Ross Perrault alive. No, he's very dead. He's literally in shambles. He's very dead. You could pick literally any stat. Spencer, just throw out a stat you would see on the team statistics portion of the box score. And I'll tell you what it was for North America.

First down. Two. Holly, throw me another. Three. No, no, no. Another what? Another statistical category. Tackles for loss.

Hold on, hold on. 15. Good Christ. Portland State had 15 tackles for loss for 60 yards. Buddy, what was time of possession for North America? North America. Hold on, hold on. We're going to let, we're going to let Jason go. And then, okay. And then you can go. So Portland State, the team that scored 91 points, how many passes, did they throw? 12.

Wow. All right. Spencer, what do you think their average per attempt was? Passing or rushing? Passing on, on 12 attempts. I'll tell you they went eight of 12. I'm going to say 35 yards. 11.2 yards. Okay. But, but, but, but, but four passing touchdowns. Spencer you wanted to know time of possession for North American yeah 31 minutes and 55 seconds this box score is incredible because basically what happened was

Portland State got the ball and then they almost immediately scored no matter where they were on the field and then North American had to go out and fart around for a three and out or whatever NAU, I'm going to assume is what they're called. Only two turnovers. Yes, correct.

This is an amazing box score. That's something to build on. Like, yeah, yeah, protect the rock. They had, NAU had one drive in which they held the ball for four minutes or longer. And that's it. They just had a shit, they just had a shitload of drives. Yes, and we should say North American is a division two. They're not FC.

but like yeah i i hope they got paid uh i hope they uh funded a funded a new uh facility on campus or something portland state scored touchdowns on their first 11 drives of the game and then they punted on the last two because they're not the worst people in the world um i kind of thinking and colorado state is just taking the lead on oh wow the disrespect how dare they if you're if you're singing this up on a a future date game clock time in colorado colorado state is 457 yeah that's going to be important right now in the second quarter i think the person or the group that i feel worse for today is kansas state though oh no i want to be more specific i feel worse for

the kansas state i assume it's a receiver could be a db uh player who stood under the cross bar hoping for like a kicks a kick sex type experience and just had to to fucking watch as his 61-yard field goal easily sailed through. Watch the goddamn Barry Bond's moonshot. Uh-huh. There goes Dave-all.

I'm gonna say it. I'm gonna say it. Not like the biggest stakes or whatever. Sure. The quality of the kick. Yeah. Greatest kick in college football history. Especially because Harris

Harris Meavis took so much shit last year. Yeah. And comes out in this game. Who's, I heard this fourth quarter described by cynics. by haters as shambolic. A college football drama at its finest. Yeah, when you add in all the contextual factors,

we come out well in the green. Yeah. Yeah, a game back and forth, competitive throughout, very tight. Brady Cook played a great game. You know, for Missouri, I thought Will Howard played a great game. He played most of the second half,

injured and limping and was still fantastic. And it came down to 27, 27, 27. with Harrison Mivas about to attempt a 56-yarder. When Mizzou forgot that they had no timeouts and ended up getting a delay of game, thus moving it back to a 61-yarder. They looked up at two seconds. Go, go, go, go.

And can I tell you this? We talk a lot of shit about Missouri. Yes, we're doing you to the SEC formally at this point, because you decided to kick a field goal at the end of the game. That's a very SEC decision, traditionally speaking. But not only that. Real quick, Colorado State's touchdown got a race.

They just re-scored it. And then dude hit Dion's touchdown dance. Oh, no. Oh, no. This is after another RAM high step in the end zone. Oh, my God. Oh, please. Has somebody got sunglasses hidden in the goalpost?

Ocho Stinko is posting, so I hopefully he's there. By the way, that was a 14. play 89 yards 7 minute 27 second drive perfect thank you erika pirate for pointing out muzoo knows how to make curfew yes they do but welcome to the SEC because you decided that relying on a 56 yard field goal wasn't traditionalist enough hell though you had to back it up for a 61 yarder and then harrison mevis did the most golf thing ever which was he fucking Nuked it. He fucking nailed it, baby!

And he saluted it. Saluted it. Bang that shit. He had an additional, I think it would have been good from like 63, 63. He could, they could have taken another delay of game and it gone through. Yes. And I think it would have at least bounced off the crossbar. Yeah.

It would have hit the crossbar. Yeah. Because that's how hard he stroked it, man. Honestly, the most like drunk and glorious. That was the hardest stroke outside of Lauren Bober. Yeah. Thank you. I appreciate that Jason was going toward that exit, cut off three cars on the way.

Side swiped a utility van and still made it. Call that a Pittsburgh left in a couple different contexts, actually. That's right. Whoever had money on Jason makes the first musical theater reference joke on this show. Please collect your bounty of winnings. It turns out I love musicals. Is that a musical? I don't know.

The Sandman always surprises. Wait, do you know which musical it was at? Beetlejuice. Is that a musical? Yes, yes, yes, yes. Beetlejuice, the stage play would be super fucked up. Yeah. Yeah.

Please, please buy my erotic novel. If you love me, grab my dick, Beetlejuice the musical. Can I rant about a different delay of game that should have happened but didn't? Sure. Please. In the first half of their eventual, sincere loss to Iowa Western Michigan found itself

with like third and 12 on their own one and the clock was running out and they burned a time out and I was just like why the fuck this is the stupidest place to possibly do that there is no benefit you possibly

get to just to just letting okay move us back half the distance who fucking cares and I just like It's stuck in my brain. It's like whoever made that decision made the, it didn't matter. Like I would dump trucked them and that was probably going to happen to matter what. But I just like, I can't stand it.

I just can't stand that somebody was like, no, we got to. We can't let take this penalty. It'll fucking kill us. That's all. Iowa scored a lot of points. Iowa did score a lot of points. Oh, we have a mathematical contribution from reader Eric. I think who pointed out in our mentions earlier this year.

and I can't find it, so I'm probably going to fuck this up, that if Iowa scores, thanks to tonight's offensive explosion, if Iowa scores 24 points in every game for the rest of this season, they will average 25 while only having gotten to 25 once. Yep. Correct.

Wow. Correct. Oh. It turns out Colorado that you can't play without an offensive line. This is a problem in college football. That sounds like the hater talk. That sounds like doubter talk. Just another thing. Colorado has in common with Alabama.

Yeah. They're the same program at this point, except Colorado has better skill players. And Colorado's undefeated. And Colorado's undefeated, yeah. As of this recording. May we wax poetic about Washington for a little bit? God damn.

Don't play them anymore. I don't think you should play Washington anymore. Yeah. Don't do it. It's bad for you. The only good team in all of college football except Sacramento State. Yeah.

Michael Pennings, Jr. had 473 yards. on 35 throws. That's okay. Hey, before his, before his recent departure, what was Mel's emphasis, area of emphasis with this football team? Defense. Oh, all right.

Yeah. So Michael Panix, Jr., who again transferred from Indiana last year, now has the top three individual passing games in Washington history and four of the top five. A not inconsiderable history

of excellent college. quarterbacking, okay? They've had dudes at that position. At the very least, they've had dudes who will chuck it. You know, it's not like Washington has lacked for dudes. Yes, right. Guys were just very tall. Yeah.

Yeah. But, um, yeah, he's playing on walk on boat right now. Is this Brock Heward-Sander? Yes. Yes, it is. Um, but yeah, don't, if Michigan State has this anywhere on their calendar in the next 70 to 80 years of football, pull it.

Don't show up. I'm sick. I got poops. Be like we got diarrhea. Can't come to the game. But Spencer, they're going to join the Big Ten. They're going to have to play them again. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. It's not up to them. You're saying forfeit with diarrhea? Wait, wait, wait, should we, should Michigan State join the Pac-12? Oh, wow. That would be a, you know what? I think they'd be competitive. I don't know. Something to consider? Actually, no. Oregon State, Washington State have both been really good this year, so no. I don't think that'd be a great move either.

Speaking of having it coming out both ends, can we discuss Minnesota and North Carolina? I will have the most enthusiastic diarrhea known to mankind. That's right. That's right. I really just want to talk about the handshake where I think ESPN is just on to us now, and they cut away right as Mac went in for the double clutch. So if you were at this game and saw what he did to PJ at midfield,

please sound off in the comments. I don't know what to make of North Carolina. Carolina at all. Not a clue, man. Not a damn clue. Like a... North Carolina can get to the playoffs. I don't know.

Sure. North Carolina is capable of both looking like a top five team and a like ranked 40th team in the same game for like five minutes stretches. Like they don't stay in, they don't stay in that bad place forever. but they have those stretches every game and like maybe it won't matter maybe they will get through the rest of the schedule like relatively unscathed but man they are like they're fascinating

in a baffling way they went to overtime with App State last week and now it's now they look awesome and anyway pits up next so that usually can I just say the backyard brawl this is to me one of the most ideal iterations

of the backyard brawl because 100% agree. I don't want the backyard brawl to ever be like, wow, what a compelling game with excellent performances by everyone competing at peak. No, I want it to be like, Wikipedia article, description of an industrial act in casualties. That's what I want the backyard brawl to be. And oh my God, I'm sitting there watching it.

And nobody scored, and it's 3-0 pit, and West Virginia isn't to a dick. And all of a sudden, all of a sudden, Pitt decides to throw their second pass of the night And it goes for one of the most horrendous interceptions I will ever see right Right after a West Virginia turnover right Right after like West Virginia was doing shit

West Virginia is yeah they were They were moving and doing stuff was it good Never mind it was stuff It was stuff I need all of you to go back and find a clip Of this interception to watch Because like try and watch it and try and see it any other way

as it's being done on purpose for instructional videos. I've never quite seen. This is one of the worst interceptions I've ever seen. I'm not just saying this because it's the brawl. I agree that the bra... I think that this is probably... If I can just go to therapy for a second,

this is probably having a lot to do with the way the series, the original series ended. But I agree that the brawl should always be a mess. Yes. And you're always like... In the same way that the Florida, Tennessee series ending stupidly frustrates me,

the Pitt West Virginia series ending stupidly gives me life. That should happen and there should be a moment like when I'm reading it should be like at 856 Phil Jerkovic

opened the safety valve without alerting anyone down the tree because that's exactly what it felt like the warning indicator on Pitt's offense failed to illuminate

exactly all 11 participants were vaporized instantly so we need to reconstruct every pit west Virginia game via forensics. Exactly. Like it's a national

transportation safety. Yeah, exactly. The NPSB should show up and be like, oh, God. Smells fucking terrible in here. Pit offense, eh? Go get a colander. This shit's all over the place.

Every Pitt, West Virginia game is told via emergent in-game storytelling. Your character's rooting around graveyards for newspaper scraps. I found an audiophiles. This is a toenail.

The skeleton. The skeleton had the YouTube highlights It's hell of it for some reason You found an artifact Put it in your satchel and listen to it To enrich the gameplay experience Listen to that You gained XP for listening to that shit

I like that we're basically describing Fallout the college football game Yeah It's already Fallout West Virginia They knew what they were doing That's right That's right This shit was Fallout 726

That's right There it is I got it out I got it out first. You win. Looking slower than Pitt's offense out here. Yeah. There were several games tonight where it was basically...

As Grumpy Snowman points out, Pitt is also a fallout canon. Sorry, go ahead. That's true. It's true. Let's let's put Pitt in and more put-in pit in pit. At 8.36 p.m. Stuck-in' pin. The radiation burns were significant.

Oh, they keep... cutting to Colorado student section just kind of wiggling their fingers they should have brought in some coaches or some you know they should have can we get some famous people in the student section to hype things up they just look kind of they look kind of empty I would like to pause briefly to also shout out

everybody who's commenting on this on LinkedIn using your government names and a picture of your real face you are the bravest people in the world and I hope you never get fired pictures of yourselves in pantsuits and so forth. If anybody, listen, if anybody listening to us right now and commenting with their real name needs a reference for anything, all four of us will be references for you. That's right. I think you'd be perfect for the position. Yeah, I recommend all of you for leadership. Yep. And for bravery. That's probably a thing, right?

Yeah, bravery. For IT skills. And because you were listening to us discussed the backyard brawl, safety, industrial safety. Networking. Yeah. Networking. Can I refer you for a VC job? Yes, if you need me to refer you for a VC job, I can do that. Oh, my God. How do we forget? Happy Scott Frosty, Matt Ruhl. Oh, it's Matt Rulmus.

Don't forget. I'm sorry. Happy Matt Rulmus. And all they needed was a quarterback named Heinrich Harburg to do it. Heinrich, how did he not start? That's Harburg with two A's, by the way. He ran for 98 yards on. 21 carries and threw for another 158.

They'll take it. They'll... Yeah, sure. Hell yes. They also, in Northern Illinois, though, you didn't lose because you got 11. Any team that gets 11, it's not really a full loss, is it? No, it is. That's how it works.

I wanted to note one thing, by the way. Everyone's going to be like, hey, man, Mississippi State doing big things, playing defense, like getting back to brass tax and everything. Nope. Jane Daniels had 88.4% complete. percentage today. He didn't, he didn't sweat. Jay Daniels was throwing on air, brother,

all day long against Mississippi State, who changed their offense to the one that confuses Will Rogers most. Don't even know what they're doing. That's how confusing what Will Rogers does. LSU just, LSU didn't even break a goddamn sweat against Mississippi State. Cruised. In the NFL, there is no margin for error.

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And that's what we want our team to do is just swing the way to victory. Rutgers, you're three and out. Wake Forest, you're three now. Somehow, Old Dominion led that game like 24-7 in the middle of. the third quarter and somehow Wake Forest came back to win. Maryland, you're three and oh, Georgia State, three and O. UCF's three and O and has not seen particularly stressed about it. Auburn's three and O, so this game's not fun anymore. I'm sorry.

Oh, you want to make it even less fun, especially given this week. Old Miss is three and O. That's fine. That's fine. Yeah, that's, that one's okay. I mean, we can go maximum not fun, Liberty's three and O. Here's what's going to happen, not to get too far ahead, just briefly. Either Ole Miss is going to be, Missouri is 3-0, Hugh Tavius Mingo pointed out as well. Either Ole Miss is going to beat Alabama, finally do the thing that, like, they think Lane Kiffin will let them do, or, or they will lose to this garbage Alabama team.

you can pick whichever one there is misery in either corner you just pick which version of it you want anyone who doesn't beat Bama this year is very much they miss their window I was going to say while you're thinking about that ugliest shit I saw all day like absolute clanker

there were a couple of games that people like coaches needed to win today or it would have gotten super bad super fast and I don't think he's in danger or anything but like in terms of indication haters the worst thing i saw today in terms of how i feel about my my life and my choices as a fan ohio 10 iowa state 7 that was rough like i don't know if it's because it's iowa state or if because like matt campbell is a likeable dude that most people seem to be like yeah matt campbell's

fine but like iowa state has multiple players multiple starters who are missing the whole season and maybe out of college football for good because of a gambling scandal and like it's very hard to think of another Power 5 school it's not that hard but most Power 5 schools if this happened like it would be a huge story that it was

all we talked about and like I don't we've just sort of floated past it and just been like yeah this is just Iowa State regressing to what they should be or what they have been it's probably a little bit of both yeah it's just wild because like I don't know

it feels like that program hit a ceiling and Matt Campbell stayed and it was sort of like okay well the ceiling is the new normal and that's been in doubt yeah and then this scandal happened

yeah it's next because he did the thing you're supposed to do right I'll stay I'll build the program we'll establish something here right and guess what happens when you do that at a place like Iowa State sometimes you get your foot caught in the

You know who else has stayed and stayed and stayed and stayed and stayed and stayed. I hope you're going to where I think you're going. Mike Gundy has stayed. Hell yes. It's time. It's time. Oh, I, yeah. Mike Gundy lived long enough.

The suck about what supposedly happens to something. Liberal media, ESPN.com reports that South Alabama beat Oklahoma State 33 to 7. And yet, when I look on this box score for any mention of Hunter Biden, I see nothing. Explain yourself, ESPN. Can I read aloud a text message I got from an actual college football coach, who I will not identify further by team? It's four lines. And the first line says, Oklahoma State. Second line says ain't.

Third line says nothing special. fourth law. Thank you, Coates, to the canon of literature. We were, we were, Jason and I were talking about this before we got, before we started the show, I'm making sure this is right.

2021, Oklahoma State finished 12 and 2, and but for like five inches at the goal line in the Big 12 championship game, against Baylor probably was going to go to the playoff like at least at least had a very interesting case for it and and the wheels are just like last year seven and six not just seven and six but lost one two three four five six six of their last eight games so that's that's what it looked like when they started well when they started five and oh this year we're losing to south Alabama, 33 to 7, like, didn't play great against Arizona State, didn't play great

against Central Arkansas. Guess what? Guess who they've got next week? Iowa State. All will soon be right in the world for one of these teams. Yeah. The vibes. Yeah, the vibes are tray stinky.

To me, Oklahoma State is sort of a lesser Clemson right now. Those are the two teams that sort of are refusing to acknowledge. the era is the era and just like, yeah, who cares if we're shitting talent into the transfer portal? We do what we do, blah, blah, blah. Get out of here. We don't want you anyway. Yeah, yeah, we don't like having players.

You're fucking Steve Martin and the jerk. I don't need anyone. Just this lamp. I'm going to start this lamp at left guard. We're looking at the wrong in this country. Is Oklahoma State secular Clemson? Barely secular, yeah. The difference is Clemson recruits like Clemson. So, like, basically, Oklahoma State is Clemson without the recruiting.

Yeah. That sucks, dude. It's not ideal. It's very not ideal. Wait, what did Clemson do today? I want to feel alive. Clemson was fine today. Yeah, that was mine.

Never mind. Yeah. I have a weird thing. We're just going to look up and they're going to be like, what the fuck? They're number nine again? Yeah. Like, Clemson played Florida Atlantic and looked fine. Yeah.

It didn't have an issue. And to be fair, Mo Mank at South Alabama. Good coach, good team. Like, Indiana, you should go get him back when you fire Tom Allen because you're going to fire Tom Allen. Boy, yeah. Even though his buyout is like something that's way too high for Tom Allen.

Well, good for him. Yeah, Tom Allen is going to take that buyout and he's going to do the Gus Mel Zon thing where he's like, well, it's in the bank. Guess I'll mow my yard. Send out some job applications. I love that the investment isn't even like, I'm going to start a company. It's like, nope, just plowing it all into Wells Fargo and leaving it there. It's, it's, I looked it up.

The number is a number that for some schools, you'd be like, fuck it, pay it. For Indiana, like, I don't know that they want to pay $20.8 million to Tom Allen to leave. What an agent. Yeah. I hope, you know what, though, for a school like Indiana, too, that number, every time they hear it, the athletic director has to be like god damn it never gets better like every time he hears it it just gets worse really really i was talking i was talking to our good friend connor at homefield about this very same bi and i think the logic when indiana inevitably lost a louisville today by the way when they inevitably uh fire tom allen

i think you should just convince yourself like oh this nice old man won the lottery isn't that fun for him what a cool thing he's so nice and now he has some money and don't worry about where it came from just you know the money you're not paying Washington to join the conference there you go yeah Louisville you're three and I as well I'm sorry that I left you out so is there any reason Mizzou should rank behind Alabama no no I don't think Alabama should rank at all and I'm not I don't either somebody asked me where I would vote for them in the AP and I was like I wouldn't I wouldn't for what fucking reason I mean they came into today it's September

September 17th, there's plenty of time to put them back in later once they've done a damn thing. Yes. Yes. I think at this point, dropping them would be entirely reasonable. It would be responsible, weirdly. Yeah, yeah. Like, falling 15 spots for winning by 14 sounds crazy unless you watch the games, nerd. They should, there's no particular reason to rank them other than they have that logo.

Like, if you just say, okay, who do you pull from also? receiving votes from last week ignoring that there are you know obviously there were other it was at least one of their loss amongst a top 25 team Colorado still playing and still losing but um Clemson was first receiving votes yeah I'd probably put Clemson back in in this point sure uh Arkansas no not putting you in TCU uh TCU actually like gave Houston that win Houston is another program like oh boy like I don't think they scored an offensive touchdown day I think that they're only touchdown was on special teams

Kansas Kansas is tied with Nevada at the half right now but if Kansas can win yeah I think well as we've seen today tied at halftime

means you win by 30 That's right That's right Tulane yeah I'd probably put Tulane in at this point You know what Let's wait and see

who gives oldness a better game Tulane or Alabama Tulane already had their shot Wisconsin's here Maybe sure needed a lot of turnovers a day but, like, we're starting to get it going.

Kentucky's 3-0. Sure. Fuck it. But yeah, put him in. Rutgers. Rutgers ahead of Alabama. Yep. Give me a reason. Why not? Winning should matter. That's my bold claim. Hey, he's not listening to this right now, but I just want to go ahead, put this out in the universe.

Davis Bryn, Davis Brin is the quarterback for Georgia Southern. Davis Brin threw one TD and five picks today. And every time he threw another pick, man, just kept right back at it just stepped right into the teeth that wisconsin defense and threw another one yeah yeah threw the ball 52 times and what looked like a promising upset and then turned into a 35 runaway train yeah runaway train uh still though massive respect for davis brin for never never giving up never yielding he also fumbled he fumbled too that happens six turnovers Slinging it. Keep slinging.

Yeah. Still can't believe Mizzou made a fucking 60. I feel cool. With smoke on it. With smoke. Harrison, beef us. Man, you laugh now.

Do you want a good Mizzou team when Florida and Tennessee look like this? So, all right. Let that in. The Ole Miss Mizzou SEC title game. Here we go. Just like to figure it up.

I also need ESPN's fucking website to stop being the most garbage thing in the world. Here is my example from today. Miami of Ohio beat Cincinnati 3124 in overtime. The records for these two teams, according to ESPN's page on the scoreboard right now, Miami is listed as 1-1-1, and Cincinnati is listed at 2-0-1. And you're thinking, like, they must think there's a tie in there. No, that's not what's happening here. Somehow, Now, ESPN's college football page has decided that Miami and Cincinnati are playing hockey and Miami won in a shootout win.

That's what this is indicating right now. Well, that's what happened, Ryan. God damn it. Fucking guard. Like, you have one job. Just put the numbers up right. I think that's pretty cool. Bill, put the numbers up right.

I don't know. I like it. I say one game per week, it happens in a different sport. It's love, love, or whatever. Okay. J.MU is 3 and O as well. JMU is 3 and O. You know who's not 3-0?

They're 1 and 2 right now. That would be the UAB Blazers. If you want to just go ahead, follow this journey along with me, Trent Dilfer through time and space. Tampa's own. Former Buccaneer great. Yes.

The house that Dilfer built and that Brad Johnson moved into. ram and james stadium uh there's like several quarterbacks in between there but it's fine there is that's fine again ryan doesn't matter you betraying your knowledge of the actual succession order of Tampa bay buccaneer quarterbacks of the 90s yeah reflects worse on you yeah no 100% i don't feel great about it the house that baker mayfield squats within uh yeah they're they're they're wanted to just waiting for the Trent Dilfer explosion at one point in birmingham

going to happen yeah speaking of squats within uh Oregon State 3 and oh no surprise of course but no no surprise I mean the how many pack 12 teams are going to be ranked coming up now

buddy I'm just kind of right at eight yeah we're just ranking them we're at eight last no we were at eight last week weren't we uh I think that's right one two three four five six just throw an air zone in there for five we were at seven I believe

it should remain unless unless somebody's yeah or no it's we are at eight because USC was off this week that's right yeah okay oh okay yeah I'm just looking to who was played today yeah yeah yeah Arizona say it's not well it's unrank USC then

seems fair hey shouldn't have dodged week three USC uh I do but we played week zero yeah well shut up yeah shut up Shouldn't have done that either. You didn't even do it on real television. I respect Texas, by the way, for waiting until the last second to hand in their project. This was that they were.

The final score looks great, fellas. Looks great. It's perfect. What'd you do? You got a big lead and then you ran out the clock, right? Yep. Yep. Yep.

Yep. Yep. Sure. Yep. Listen. The only thing that made Texas look bad today is Pam. like all day like for two or three hours i was like well i guess texas isn't back because damn all right so so we have now entered that exciting part of almost every college football season there

are exceptions 2019 is a big exception but we've entered this this stretch which will probably be in for i don't know two or three weeks where the reaction to everything is there are no good teams and in reality what's happening is that college football is fucking hard and it's good that it's hard but we like we've become so accustomed to whether it's alabama or clemson or ohio state or georgia or lSU that one year or like the old u sc teams or even you know some of oklahoma's teams we're so accustomed like there has to be one team who just always makes it look easy yeah that when it doesn't happen we've decided everyone sucks and it's like what if actually There are just a lot of pretty good teams.

But that's not what we're going to do. We're just going to say everybody. And Washington. And Washington. And Washington. I think like the, you know, in college football, a beautiful thing we celebrate is a team going undefeated. Yeah. That doesn't mean annihilating everything on the schedule.

Like 2019 LSU didn't do that. You know, like, yeah. At this point, it does feel like there are so, there are, it does feel like. there are more flawed top 10 teams than usual, but there is also this one week per year when everyone sucks. It is a standard thing. Yeah.

Yeah. So you know what? Like Ohio State's still undefeated, and they still have Marvin Harrison Jr. And they do. They do. And he's just fucking fast. Yeah.

This week in Ohio State fans being incredible human beings, uh, at one point, you know, I'm just trying to keep up strolling through, scrolling through the Twitter timeline, and I see a bunch of Ohio State fans complaining about, oh, man, you just can't let Western Kentucky have that.

I can't believe you got that. And I was like, oh, man, maybe it's like 10-10 or something. Nope, final score in that game. For those keeping track at home, 6310. And you go, oh, maybe those comments were made in like, you know, the second quarter when things were so competitive. They scored 35 in the second quarter. They're like, I don't know if Kamikor is a guy for this job.

I don't know. He's just not really show anything. Kyle McCord was 19 for 23. 19 for 23. Doesn't have it. Doesn't have it. Doesn't have it. It's fine.

Yeah, I mean, Ohio State, their final score, their final scores all look awesome. Yeah, y'all, this is like watching the Indiana game, that was a rough watch. But at this point, it's, I don't know. Yeah, sure. Ohio State's really good. Yeah, you seem fine. Like, if somebody was like, do you want to put money on them to win the national title? I would be like, happily.

take it let me see the numbers possibly Jason's the gambling expert don't fucking cross the line don't wander out of your lane I mean we're not just going to write the check and let God fill in the number

we're going to take a look at the odds first that's not very Dion of you favorite moment today by the way was Dion trotting out God lines at Boulder to like mumbles from the crowd right? God is good and everyone in Boulder's like Everybody's like, that's Utah.

You're looking for Utah, so. Colorado Springs is several miles that way. I mean, sure. Shouts out to your. I love Colorado always getting stuck with the Jesus coach. Yeah. So he's like, well, you know, you're so close to towns where that would play really, really well.

We have to pretend to go along with it. They kind of, Colorado fans, I think, in general, treat God, like they would treat like your boy Kyle. you know like hey can you all let's shout out my boy Kyle you know Dion's friend yeah we love Kyle he's the best who's your guy Jesus yeah he's cool like God's gonna get a cue bump in the Boulder area for being lumped in with the rock and Migos yeah yeah those are all you know Dion's got his whole crew

which includes God mm-hmm just this is this is a delight for me in several levels though because which entourage character is God in Colorado Turtle. It did allow the Rock to come on. The Rock at this point is just invited for things out of pomp and circumstance like he's a statesman.

He has no connection to this game whatsoever and they just bring the Rock on the game day because he's the Rock. Yeah. Yeah. So the funny thing with this is because of the Hollywood strikes, the Rock kind of has nothing to do.

So he showed up at wrestling last night. He showed up at SmackDown, which was in Denver. and it's like, well, while I'm here, I'd as well get me even more attention. Everything is wrestling. So, like, ultimately the Hollywood strike is why The Rock showed up today. That's right.

Yeah, and he knows nothing about what's going on. Like, they're like, hey, the Rock. He was dropping numbers on game day. He was dropping like nine yards per carry last week. But they asked him like, hey, here, can you address the crowd here? Talk to the Colorado crowd. And he's like, no, let's go Buffaloes. Holds up a fist.

That's it. Just, yay. um spencer i'm going to give you a rushing line and i'll tell you it's from a power five team a power five player today and i want you to see if you can just in one guess who it is right 25 carries 195 yards four touchdowns god damn 1905 carries four t ds four tvs hundred ninety five yards on 25 carries. 4 TTs, 25 carries, 194 yards. Nothing comes to mind.

I will just throw out a blanket guess of Travis E.TN. I don't think that's right, though. The answer is Syracuse quarterback Garrett Schrader. Garrett Schrader. That's right. That's right. That's right. If you watch that Syracuse offense, it is awesome.

Exactly. They do just kind of. they have kind of given up sometimes on like having super organized place and they're like Garrett you know what you're young you seem you seem adventurous

you got a lot of life ahead of you kid you do have a lot of life in you why don't we knock a little bit of that out of you in the name of yardage why don't you just go out there and ramble just ramble Garrett you don't look like you've been through a whole lot yet if you remember Garrett traitor

the first game he played at Mississippi State he took a hit so hard he helicoptered around all the way like eight feet in the air yeah he's 20 he's 23 he played it he played that that that game at Mississippi State was in 2019 and he's still just out here fucking rambling for Syracuse and it's great just roaming at a ramping yep and he's got does he still have the kind of scraggly beard that only adds to it it's kind of like it's pretty big now I think it is okay so yeah so he basically he looks like 1976 Bill Walton out there just wandering around yeah that thing's it's like a year away from from full Spencer I think I think it's calm down I think at Cere it at Mississippi State it got quite scraggily I think

oh wait I'm saying this is a 2021 image yeah at Syracuse it's become matured it's become more restrained let's say this man was in college so long he went charmander to charzard and back yeah this is this is his final form and it's it's damn impressive that is a dude that is not a running back that is like a 1980s running back yes at quarterback yeah yeah yeah yeah dno's like okay is 50 seconds into the third quarter in colorado's punting is that weird nah okay

They're just creating more doubters to fuel them. That's why it's the perfect no energy lost machine, say. I don't think next time. That's all right. Please, please buy, please buy Dionne sunglasses. That's it. I'm sure people already have for it will. Yeah.

The crowd looks a little worried. The crowd does look. They're like, wait a minute, I just remembered we're Colorado football fans. Oh, no. This is why I stopped coming. shit um man if colorado state wins this game tc is going to feel like absolute shit also you know who won't be able to be contained by lead casing armed guards or a forcefield jrville norvel sunglasses are going to be so uncool

norval norvel's going to be like i take my hat off when i talk to somebody i would i take my sunglasses off. I take my shirt. I'm nude. Out of respect for you, the media. For you, like a Greek Olympian. Like a gladi hitter in the field of play. I stand before you. Russell me, Edward. Exactly.

Obstead, Mr. Set, come, address me in the court of public opinion. Master B I hear by challenge I know that you're a man of title they don't just call anyone master Aristotle

your lessons are being upheld at Colorado State Jay Norbel Jane Orbel is just going to be like I will take anything you give me right now and not die

your poisons I drink them your drugs I tolerate them small arms fire and knives i'm immune power of flame cannot harm me why did you make him brush it instead of greek now i am all men he is all men if they win color states gonna have like no limits c squad on the sideline drake's gonna show up to colorado state drake's gonna be like i was yeah drake just in time yeah yeah Silk the shocker, what? How'd see murder get out of jail?

It's the St. Loonetics. Not Nelly, just the St. Lunatics. Deeply underrated. It's the two women who got kicked out of the original Destiny's child. They're here. The three weird guys who were... You got. absolutely amazing currently yes 21 14 Colorado State with 1131 to go in the third so much

time and and we dare not doubt Colorado because if we do oh oh never ever please don't accuse this so boy I makes no person hey because you know what that would make it personal personal I mean actually if we do we'll get a lot of attention so like you know what I mean it really it must be very tiring to be Dion Sanders because you can make something personal so easy if you like if dion goes to a restaurant and they're like oh actually uh eggplant parmesan is not on the menu today he's he like this shit is personal now bucate de beppo we are at war this this junk is person we will absolutely like oh boy but yeah you're right we should probably start calling out don't just to get numbers up yeah i think they're going to go two and ten

i think they're going to go one 11 i think the nebraska wins could be overturned yeah i think yeah i think we all jump to conclusions there let's let's story play out ryan's several levels ahead i don't have the master this is why ryan is the better wrestling promoter he has the legal skills combined with the natural cunning of tampa ryan's are paul haman address me as tribal chief slide in the back of my shots

and glower menacingly while holding my belt. I would like to, I do want to acknowledge that Iowa scored 41 points completely unnecessarily. Like, I finally believe that Kirk Ferrens cares about his score. Yeah.

Yeah, like this game, when this game was 3110, it was near the end of the third quarter. And then there was some punting. But like, Iowa got the ball on the Western Michigan 33 with three minutes left. And they scored a touchdown on that drive. And it's like, you guys didn't have to do that shit. You just love your son, Kirk.

You don't even like doing that shit. You can say you love your son. I bet he can't say it. I bet this is the only way he can express that emotion. My love language is meaningless touchdowns. Meaningless touchdowns. And occasionally he'll watch like saving private Ryan. Sure. Sure. you know be like great film and when he says great film it's the most emotion he's expressed to his son right

tell me I'm a good man Brian that's what should have happened to say I'm a good man meanwhile Brian's just like that's fucking Finn Diesel hell yeah everyone's in this fucking movie man fuck i think this is a fast and furious movie um did we miss before we sign off on this extremely entertaining

i loved this week by the way i think this was a this was a good like what is great about college football week it didn't mean a lot for like who will make who will make the playoff and who won't and it wasn't like look almost all the ranked teams won and none of them were playing each other but like there was there was a lot here that was just like oh yeah and truly west virginia pit was just like a perfect backyard brawl absolutely perfect backyard brawl everything everything you could want in that addition of that particular silo of content yes like the only if i if i could have made one edit to really be like the platonic ideal pit should have been ranked 23rd coming into this game and the game should have gone exactly how it went

Like that's that's the good shit when it's like here comes one ranked team oh no they pooped everywhere it's the diarrhea plane but football my edit would be confirming usf won that game but otherwise yeah that you know if you come into this week and you're like oh lots of enormous point spreads ugh but based on that there was so much more drama than their quote should have been yeah yeah so A quick shout out to a couple of people who have stuck through the entire show. Kaboos M-G, can you make me, W-S-E-S-E-S-E-S-E-C-4? Are you having a stroke? I am. I'm trying to read Twitch names out loud, which sounds like I'm having a stroke. My favorite part about this is we have very, very easy to read LinkedIn names in the chat. Yep, skipping right past them.

But those are real names. They might not want to be associated with this. I like it aesthetically. I said that one, right? You like it aesthetically because what? Because it's like just moms and dads popping in between gamers? No, I was going to say, I like the mess of having them read Twitch Nance because it's like, it feels aesthetically like a return to the old EBSBS Live days.

Yeah, yeah. This is, Spencer, you know, wherever you are. James, James Curl. There we go. There's a LinkedIn name. Spencer, you sound like, you sound like, uh, a teacher trying to explain like modern drug references. They call it China White.

He's on that ship monster. Is your child Nick Pickard thing? I'm smoking that hypoa pack. Got that Kizak. M.W. Gotta fly. Oh, can anyone else confirm Billy Napier and John C. Riley are the same person?

Yeah, he's putting on weight entirely in his forehead. It's not just the look. It's not just the voice. It's the facial expressions when he talks, the crooked mouth. And the way he's got like hot dog rolls on his forehead. And the fixed-out body? I think the main way in which I see this overlapping is they both look like a clown who's removed his makeup. Uh-huh.

You know? Like, that's the vibe they both have, aesthetically. sad clown who is disrobed for the night clown who's going legit well scound's disrobing for the night Spencer what is the meanest thing you said about Billy Napier during the Florida I threatened to kill him in several different ways in the first quarter cool I did cool yeah multiple different variations of death and then second quarter I was like lifetime extension and then the second half was sort of vacillating between those you know but

I'm very happy I want everyone know I'm happy and grateful there it's good I enjoyed the game it's really great you just deserve it after all you've been through just grateful all right y'all

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