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Episode Date: November 24, 2024

A thorough accounting of Arizona State-BYUWe call Spencer “Pickles” now Ryan lies about having real life friendsWe completely forget to discuss Penn State and Texas wins Kaelen DeBoer replacement in the ACC???HUZZAH FOR BOWLING NEBRASKAThe Child Who Beat Florida International Congrats to Ole Miss Chancellor Jaxson DartAn Earnest Case for Enjoying Notre Dame, Playoff ParticipantFullcast After Dark theme song arranged and performed by Corey Cunningham Listen to Ryan's other, less harrowing show, We're Not All Like This, and check out his new narrative podcast with Steven Godfrey, Who Killed College Football? https://www.wkcfb.com/Jason's free CFB Watch Grid newsletter and other stuff: https://www.jasonkirk.fyi/Find Holly and Spencer writing and chirping at https://channel-6.ghost.io/Purchase only the finest Fullcast gear at sunny https://preownedairboats.com/

Fulcast after dark for men. Brought to you by Rise Picks. Ho! Welcome! to the shutdown full cash that was like motor cycle skidding away from a bank kind of slow because it was good you got to put a little spin on it I'm not going to try and cover the cover the primary recording artists no no that was a reinterpretation that's right also I'm in a hotel so sorry to the folks on the other side of the wall

oh that's right how is Jacksonville's Jacksonville is going great I'm in the dead center of But a buzz with Florida's win, I assume. Actually, yes, I was, we went out to the bar for the beginning of Bama, Oklahoma. I had a Florida fan at our table. There was definitely some confused happiness, feels like the right term for it. That's right. They put the, that definitely was the term in Knoxville. They put the end of the game on the Jumbotron.

And then we got treated to the, I'm sure, delightful site to everyone of small Tennessee children gator chomping in the stands. A&M has scored a touchdown, but Auburn has the ball back and is now immediately marching, not immediately screwing up, which I think, frankly, is a big achievement for Auburn in this game, considering at the end of regulation, they got down to the five and inside the five, and twice false started their way back out of potential scoring position. And marches in Auburn typically don't work out well. Well, we help.

Is there any other intro stuff I'm supposed to say? No, I don't think so. Not that I'm aware of. Hi, I'm Jason Kirk joined by Holly Anderson and Ryan Nanny. Spencer Hall is, who knows, man, who knows? Lost in the Las Vegas wilderness. He's eaten the Mokazzi in the middle of the street. No.

No, but really. Yeah, he is doing that. What a day for weird endings. And we haven't even gotten to whatever will happen in A&M, Auburn here. There's still weird ending still. Can I start with one that I would like to elucidate on the weirdness? Because I think a lot of people listening to this will probably have like the 100 level understanding. But I would like to expand upon it a little bit.

If you promise to tell us what elucidate means, yeah. I don't know. Does that matter? No. It means like think real hard or something. That's right. To think at... That's right.

To cover in light. To cover in... to Lusite. Mm-hmm. Yes, to... Oh, cut the lights on. Why don't you just say that? Oh.

I am, of course, talking about the ending of Arizona State B-Y-U. And before... Cam Scadaboe traffic up. Before we get to the adventurers of Corporal Scataboo, I would... I said it wrong, I know. It's okay. I would like to tell you how we got here, because I think that's just as important. Today, he's Cam Scada, yay.

BYU, with a minute 20 left in the game, had the ball on the Arizona State 39, down five. Their quarterback missed a wide open receiver down the sideline, who would have walked in for the go-ahead touchdown. On the very next play, he threw a terrible interception that was run back to the BYU seven-yard line with a minute and four left in the game and BYU holding two timeouts. Now, at that point, it's like, all right, you understand what's going to happen here. What's important is that the quarterback actually made the tackle because if this had just been a runback, none of what we got to see would have transpired. Okay, so it's first and goal at the BYU 7, Arizona State is up five points. Camp Scadaboo runs to the four-yard line.

He stays in bounds, and BYU burns the first third two-time amounts. on second in goal oh jesus a and m Auburn has just scored to well potentially tie the game they still have to kick the extra point or go for two maybe who's to say on second and goal

Arizona state decided to do the have your quarterback just run backwards to burn clock thing even though BYU still had a timeout left and even though they were very

like very close to the goal line so he takes an intentional loss that goes all the way back to the BYU 29 and BYU burns a timeout. On third and goal, he does the same thing and drops all the way back to the BYU 40. Now, there is no timeout to be used. Auburn has made the extra point on we go in overtime. And there is a seven second gap between the play clock and the game clock. On fourth and goal, they just, Arizona State doesn't wait till the game, the play clock's almost out. They let it go to delay. game. They then allow for a second delay of game for reasons that are not entirely clear to me,

and so they're about at midfield at this point. There is a BYU player hanging back. The ASU offense is still on the field, but there is a BYU player sort of playing center field in case there is a quick kick to potentially return the ball. Again, seven seconds left in the game. Arizona State's quarterback drops back, heaves the thing. The announcement, announcers say, and you know, oh, and that's it. And the game is over. And you've seen the pictures. Everybody floods the field.

This thing is caked in Arizona State partisans. But they have to review to see if there was any time left when, as the broadcast explains, when the ball touches something out of bounds. It's not when it crosses the line. It has to touch something. They have to do this review surrounded by Arizona state students who are just like looking on expectantly and a Arizona state coach, Kenny Dillingham, who is furious, who is standing next to his wife, explaining that this is all bullshit nonsense and we shouldn't even be here. So they completely surrounded by a wall of adolescents, just like they're all involved in the middle of this parliament. Imagine 50,000 Steve from Stranger Things descended upon you and demanded to know why the game wasn't over.

That's what happened here. They do determine that there was barely a second left. But again, the field is covered in Arizona State fans. I went back and timed it from the broadcast. From the time the ESPN announcer said, and the game is over, until BYU actually got to get back on the field, it took almost 15 minutes. to clear the field. At one point, one of the goalposts was coming down and they had to put it back up. It wasn't the one that they were going towards, so it wasn't as crucial, but they did still have to take it. I don't know if I'd ever seen that detail before. Yes, yes. The field go apart. That felt special to me as well.

There is some debate while this is going on that shouldn't this be intentional grounding? The quarterback threw the ball within the pocket to nobody. This feels like it should be, you know, even a deeper possession on the Arizona State side of the field for BYU, but that doesn't happen. On the final play, briefly, Arizona State only has 10 men on the field, and it's like, oh God, the worst thing in the world is about to happen. BYU's quarterback gets up, hucks this ball. It is, I think, caught. I think it was rolled incomplete, but I think it may have actually been caught at the two-yard line harmlessly. and that's it.

BYU loses this game. Arizona State has not quite punched its ticket to the Big 12 championship game because now we have entered like nightmare tie zone as when we get to another game that results here. Oh, whoa. Yes, as I concluded that story, Auburn was just flagged for offensive pass interference that wiped out a very big game.

They have the ball first. the second time. Oh, and we got about a half second of an on-screen Hugh Freez Surrender Cobra. Yeah. But there were so many weird endings this week, this weekend. Like, there was what happened in. I almost feel like we shouldn't talk about Rutgers without Spencer here because I feel like that delighted him the most.

There was what happened with Florida. There was what happened with Utah. There was what happened with Oregon State. Like, it was just a real, like. like dicey finish your plate and go home. Did we get to Penn State? We didn't get to Penn State. No.

There was whatever the first half of the Wake Forest Miami game was. And then the second half of the Wake Forest Miami game, which is weird for a different reason. Yeah. There's, yeah, there was lots, lots to take in. Everybody, everybody is feeling. This is, this is RFK's FDA weekend. I mean, like, Virginia Tech Duke is going down to the wire on ACC Network as we speak. Sure.

Wyoming, Boise State was super close. I mean, but I do think we should at least acknowledge that this was a real strong week for villains. Like the Kansas Jayhawks. Well, like Notre Dame, Ohio State, and of course, the Oklahoma Sooners. Yeah. Now, there is another ending that was quite dramatic. The game wasn't close, to be clear. Alabama lost by a lot.

But there was another wacky field storming going on. I saw. Everyone saw, I think. The Alabama scored three points. Do you know the last time that Alabama, failed to get to double digits on the scoreboard i'm going to get those 2007 because it's so far every last time bama did bad it was that year it's a little almost 2009 but i'm over it's a little it's a little sooner than than either of those but it's a game

you'll both remember it's the six nine game oh god oh right yeah i that one doesn't memory hold that shit and like i think we i think it doesn't count because that that was a different sport it was too good to count football well well i think anybody who watched that game and this game would agree that they're very different products that you consumed huh uhbren has kicked a field goal in the second o t surely this can't go poorly can i um oh that's what alabama scored today For some reason, Hugh Freeze is screaming at a referee. I think about the offensive pass interference, but come on, man. Time moves forward.

You, I thought you wanted us to forget about the past, Hugh Freeze. Which is it? Hey, while we're waiting for something interesting to happen, can I talk about the Tennessee U-TEP game? Not really about the football. Wow. But just for some other, just for two other things that happened. Yeah, sure.

That I promised we'll be entertaining and not at all traumatic to anyone. It sounds sarcastic, but it's not. The first thing that happened was that Skylar Locklear, Utepp's quarterback, got benched at one point for his backup whose name is J.P. Pickles. So, first of all, as if you don't sound enough like a rug rat, he's a freshman. He looks like a J.P. Pickles. like he he kind of looks like he's he kind of looks like he has an ABC freeform show or maybe like he's a he's like a sweet life of Zach and Cody sure late late season ad yeah but uh lowell goyendo had to call and loll's

lowell's got one of those like kind of like dramatic flexible operatic voices and so when he was dropping back he would say things like pickles Pickles. It was just, and most of what Pickles was doing was fruitless because it was U-TEP against James Pierce. Yeah. But it was just like just the way he kept this, just hearing it over and over again, got really tickling. The second thing that was wonderful is that Tennessee's redshirt freshman Aussie punter very late in the game kicked a punt that was down at the one and hit the Heisman pose. Which is the best energy I've ever seen out of this football team. Dress for the job you want.

That's right. That's all. And of course, you know, it's, you know, it's U-TEP, so it's whatever. But just two just genuinely enjoyable moments today, which... Pickles. Pickles. It kind of, it has, it carried the air of like a, if you don't get your ass off that swing.

Oh, it's not quite to get your ass off that swing. set but it was like last warning mister to me it sounds like yelling at an adorable pug pickles the thing about naming a dog you got to keep in mind you're going to be yelling this name out the back door this is what was so great when you guys got batman yeah it feels ridiculous but he's a sweet sweet gentle boy who's never broken a rule i think the pickles thing for me it conjures staying in front of fridge i've already eaten a lot of pickles what do i want to eat some more of All the chills is gone. Pickles.

And like bless Lowell for trying to make what ultimately ended up being a 56-0-0 game sound interesting. But just like, also he did it with a straight face. It sounded like a straight face, which good for him. All right. Well, Auburn is now forcing probably like a 42-yard field goal from A&M to send this to a third overtime. so no pressure here just to say them just nightmare day for SEC playoff potential teams going on oh good here's the stat we're here's the stat oh thank you for the helpful stat all right everybody say it with me let's all hold our breaths here 42 yards from Randy bond Randy

Pickles or onions gang neither you the frozen pickles stop with your timeout Quit edging pickles, Hugh. Whoa. Thank you to a commenter always go for two who points out that we don't know this, but J.P. Pickle's middle name

could also be Pickles. Huh. Of the Charleston Pickles. Who are your people, Pickles? No, I'm James Pickeling of Pickles. Yeah, Nichols, Pickles. Um, where else should be?

we go while we wait for the exciting conclusion of Texas A&M. Robert. Yes, edging pickles are available at Sex Arbys. Thank you, Joel. Mm-hmm, yeah. Not ready to talk about Indiana or Army yet. Okay. Okay. Okay. So we're going to work. Should we, Ole Miss Florida? Um, so that was fun. So Ryan, we've heard from Holly about about the vault. Um, did we have a Pickles report in this game as well? I didn't, I mean, I mean, I didn't get a Pickles report. I will say a friend of mine was...

The field goal is good. Okay. There we go. A friend of mine, two friends of mine, Matt and Wendy, took their kids to... I think this was their first Florida game. They both went to Florida. That's where we're all friends from. And, like, wow.

Why did you make that sound like you made it up? Because everything I was saying on the show could be a lie. You made that sound like a carefully-constructed lie, and I can't quite figure out how. Definitely. Definitely don't know each other. Nobody on the internet has actual friends. Anyway, I think that's a great... I'm pretty excited that that was their first Florida football game, if it was in fact, I think it was their first that they've been to.

There's this... We were talking about the vibe earlier, and it's... It was the hype video that they put out after the last game that really started it. it. But I can't remember the last time Florida had vibes that felt warm. Does that make sense? Like, I had academic reasons that we talked about earlier in the season for them to hang on to Billy. But you and I were talking earlier today, and it's been a minute since you had a Florida team that A, we're playing their asses off for a coach, and B, maybe longer, we're playing their asses off for each other. Yeah. Um, I think there is a, I think there is weirdly like a level of

depressurization that has gone on. Like the fact that they've already said Napier's coming back for reasons that we are not going to get into on this show. Which and which could have settled things into more of a slump. Yes, which can, which can. But I think like, I will say I think that was probably informed on like, okay, the players don't hate this guy. And, that's as good of reason as any not to just blow it up with a month left in the season there is you know once you've once you've lost to Georgia and Tennessee and you know several and Miami and several other games it's sort of like okay well what's on the table is now pretty clear and I think that like not having the pressure of like you have to you got you have to win eight games against

the schedule to save your coach or to be considered any good like there's it's it's It's not a place Florida ever gets to be in, but given the last couple of years, like, they do get to kind of play spoiler. This was, like, I saw this was listed as the second biggest upset Florida has pulled maybe ever, or maybe just at home. Which is kind of misleading because they're not in a position to pull upsets. Correct, correct. And I think they've just sort of, like, the vibe feels like, well, fuck it, what do we have to lose, you know? Like, it's a little different from a season that. went off the rail, even like last season when it was sort of like, okay, started off all right,

trying to sort of like stay on the rails and pull out some pull out bull eligibility and maybe a little better than that down the stretch. Like this was, this was such a weird like between injuries and between the strength of schedule that they had to face. It was just sort of like, okay, well, fuck it. Let's just go out there and like try to ruin somebody else's day. And it has worked twice now? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, like, uh, this seems preseason, uh, win total five and, uh, very likely seven. Yeah. I am, I am just delighted that we don't have to worry about beating Florida State to be bowl eligible. I mean, you will, but that's fine. Maybe it, it could be the case that if it was a requirement, then it would be in doubt.

Yes. Yes. Like, if there are stakes, then I, my single favorite thing about Florida right now is Billy Napier, I think he's my favorite coach sideline interview in the sport right now because he's the only one who seems to actually like process questions and think about them. Like Kirby Smart being interviewed for the fourth quarter or whatever. He wants to get out. He's coming off the field, whatever.

Yeah, it's like he's like clawing his face off. Get the fuck away from me. Get the fucking mic out of my face. Yeah, right? And that's normal coach behavior. Billy Peer is like, it's like, oh, that's a really interesting question. What should we do? Like, he wants to talk ball.

You stop Billy right there and he wants to talk ball, which is so rare. You're right. It almost feels like you get to the point where, you know, whoever's asking him the question is like, all right, coach, we got to turn you loose. You need to go back to the sideline. I don't know. You've given me a lot to chew on. Thank you, Heather.

There's a couple. There's a couple of guys who are doing it right now. Hippel's one, Brent Key is one, Sam Pittman's one, and they're all like fairly new to this. And I hope that they, I hope that they hang on to that energy for a minute. Because like, first of all, like, I think these in-game interviews are so stupid. Like, it's trickled over from basketball. And I understand why television wants that I ultimately think in the vast majority of cases, it adds nothing. And so, like, when you get somebody who's like,

Well, you know, we're getting these looks and anybody who starts talking, like, actual scheme and then clearly gets carried away with himself, I find kind of adorable. That's fair. Okay. It's been about 20 minutes. We have made Oklahoma fans wait way too long. Chicks and ducks and geese. Y'all done scurried? God damn.

Like, what Oklahoma did on the line on both sides of the ball, what? horrifying to watch if you cared about Alabama if you cared about Jalen Millman. This is like the last scene in the crucible stretched out over four hours. It was like, hmm, I don't know which stat you want to go with here to demonstrate how bad this was. Something incredible just happened in the Auburn inning, and I know this is going to be great listening in the morning, but Hayton, Peyton Thorne just threaded one. for two oh yeah look at that wonderful

um sorry we're all enraptured by Auburn as always it actually ended up being good audio last week as we sat silently in reverence of New Mexico um I didn't think you could beat Alabama by only throw 12 passes for 68 yards

I didn't think that was possible but surely they're rushing yards made up for that Ryan I mean when you're well huh okay I stand by my I stand by my assertion that Texas A&M winning the SEC championship would be the funniest thing to happen here it's just now funny for a wholly different reason all right so so to be clear now we have an iron bowl where possibly research in Auburn because this is a good win like should be clear even though Oh God. Oh, God. Auburn has five wins. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no. The Iron Bowl is for

Bola for Auburn. Oh, no. Is tumbling badly after this loss. It's in Tuscaloosa. Oh, and good. Texas A and him gets to play Texas too. Cool. Fun. Um, and we were worried about, we were worried about Texas heading into this game. Perhaps we should have been worried about dog church um jackson arnold ran for 131 yards on 25 carries as a team oklahoma had 257 rushing yards on 50 carries like bama barely had the ball they only ran 57 plays um yeah this was just there there was like some there were there were some uh some useful turnovers that helped Oklahoma for sure, but they weren't particularly fluky. And, yeah, I just, Alabama looked badly outmatched in the trenches, which I didn't think would happen.

I don't think they thought would happen either, but. Are we not also, don't yell at me, I don't have the tiebreakers memorized. It's late. Are we also now not about to enter a scenario where A&M and Texas could play a two weeks back-to-back? Um, I think that can't happen because of Georgia. Yeah, sorry, I forgot that. Yeah, I think Georgia didn't see either. Um, it's, the, these big ass conferences are too confusing.

There's too much going on. Yeah. Like, half the contenders don't play each other. They're like, oh, clip the two teams off the top. It's easy. No. Right. Yeah, y'all need to go back to divisions.

This is really dumb. Like, every game I'm like, I mean, and I say that as a person who used to, like, have all the bowl times memorized and blah, blah, blah, blah. I look at it, and I'm like, I don't know if this game matters. We'll find out when they schedule the conference title game. Like, this is stupid. Bring back divisions. Thank you.

It's, it's, uh, bringing back, man, if we had the divisions, if we had this geographically divided to, I mean, just to, I don't know how they'd sort it, but just imagine a division that has everybody with their current win-loss totals against, the same people, but Alabama, A&M, Auburn, and Texas are all in the same division. That's fun of a different sort. That's putting a whole bunch of spiders that are all really mad in a jar and just shaking it. Like we, and if we, and then, like, we'd have that. And then we'd also know, like, who, and you could math it out, you know.

But when, ugh, I just hate this shit. I have to do NPR in like nine hours, and they're going to ask me what happens next. And I'm just going to go, uh-uh. Just make it up. Just say whatever you want. Just be like that Iowa pollster lady. It's fine. Just do what the Big Ten did and take three days to realize like, oh, right, Oregon

Clutch to spot. Did we? Wait, we didn't get to talk about that on Tuesday, did we? No, because I think it happened after we record. Right. And the Mark Conference. Yeah. Yeah.

they're killing it um on the other hand it is you do get get the pleasure of scrolling way way way way way way way way down to see where auburn is and then way way way way way way back up to see where a and m is and visually that's kind of fun that is satisfying um to to to expand on your point jason there are four teams at six and two in the big twelve right now i am pretty sure they have almost all not played one another. I'm looking here. Arizona State has... Yeah, other than ASU-B-YU. ASU-B-YU today, but they have not played and will not play, Colorado or Iowa State. Iowa State has not played, I'm making sure this is right. No, Iowa State has not played

any of the three, and Colorado has not played any of the three. That does. doesn't even get into what happens if we like somehow sneak a bunch of the five and three teams of which there are four more into the mix like the big 12 has more is if it is five I miss counted I apologize higher conferences is it is right you're illustrating the problem and not in the way you usually do yeah Oklahoma State is uh is is is eating up all the losses so everyone else is yeah Yeah, them in Utah are really doing, doing yeoman's work in that regard. Hey, you guys want a scoring alert? Please do. Yeah, just kidding. There's not one. It's USC6, UCLA 3, almost a halftime.

That's fun. We'll be here for a while. It's fun. Yeah. The other, so the other team that really matched the ball today, boy, boy, was Kansas running the shit out of the ball. Oh, I did not watch any of this game. Can someone explain to me what the hell? hell happened here?

I know Kansas is getting better. Colorado missed 58 tackles conservatively. Holly, you remember 2023 Colorado? Sure do. You know, Shador Sanders would do like a bunch of highlights and Travis Hunter would do a bunch of highlights and then their defense would just get flattened. 2020, Colorado was back. I love running it back.

After like most of this season, they've looked really competent. They suddenly just know, nope. Like, Shudor Sanders, uh, had a, had a fine day, three touchdowns, only handful of incompletions, uh, everything is used like, Travis Hunter adds to his highlight, uh, size in case. And Kansas ran for 331 yards. Devin Neal had 287 yards, uh, rushing and receiving and four touchdowns on 41 touches. And just destroyed, just destroyed Colorado all day. Colorado also could not run the ball particularly well. They weren't necessarily trying to that aggressively. But this was another case of like Kansas did the thing that Kansas had the ball for 40 minutes. And they just didn't let Colorado stay on the field that many times.

It was one of those like very well executed like, okay, we're going to give this, we're going to win this game. I'm going to count them up here. one, two, three, four. I'm not going to count end of half, five, six. Colorado had seven meaningful drives in this game. That's a lot of exercise and a lot of fresh air for games. Yeah, yeah. And like, look, Kansas gets credit because they played some good defense on a lot of these.

But the other thing Kansas did was, with the exception of the end of the game, the drive they, the six-minute drive they had to end the game, they scored every time they had the ball. every time Colorado's defense did not force one punt did not get one turnover on downs or turnover of the more regular sort nothing but scoring when Kansas had the ball and just some voyages too some like let's see yeah it's 13 plays 8 plays 8 plays 12 plays 10 plays 14 plays and yes so this is kansas's third straight win over a team that was ranked at the time and they

almost beat k state before that you shit man you should rank kansas rank kansas after this behavior fuck it they're six they're five and six rank them holly the broadcast made a big deal of this repeatedly and i'm not even annoyed that they did this is the first time because they've beaten Colorado now before this BYU and Iowa State this is the first time in college football history

that a team with a below 500 record has beaten a ranked team three weeks in a row as man as the internet's And this isn't like Sorry, go ahead

Oh I was just going to congratulate us as the internet's longest tenured hive of Jayhawk fans for sticking with it and it's not something where like they beat the number 24 team and that team's not ranked anymore you know like no they beat number six last week right right um my favorite thing about this is um reveals that whatever it was that we were doing with colorado through like the middle part of this season when they had figured things out that is gone now because like this looked like

the Colorado team we saw in the first two weeks of this season which looked like the same as got it last year so i do think this was just i i view this is more like bad matchup like kansas is is not a team that wants to throw deep on you and like they're a team where having they take away you having travis hunter on defense because they're like yeah we're just not going to like that's not what we're trying to do that much is travis underplay defensive tackle no he doesn't okay cool like i i do think colorado didn't play one of its best better games. But to me, it was more like, oh, this is a stylistic nightmare. And especially once Kansas got out to a lead, it was like, oh, okay, they're just going to reel them in

with like clock bleeding from here on out. So it was fun watch next week. So which could seal Oklahoma states, which could seal Oklahoma State's conference winless season. There is one point of clarity in conference races. SMU is in the ACC championship game fuckers that's right they don't need your money because they have their own and cocaine and a spot in the ACC championship game and cocaine cocaine is so compatible with ACC culture like we should have really seen this one coming 100% yeah um this isn't this is almost not funny uh but do we want to observe the state of today's mac brown anyway sure Boy, you're right. That exact tone, there. It's not funny. It's not funny.

It's kind of not. Well, let's start with a, let's start with the, I'm not even sure I enjoyed it. Bill O'Brien, I wasn't familiar with your game. I apologize. Jesuits, good Lord. Bill O'Brien got hired like June 5th and has Boston College six and five and go to a bowl game. You know, if Bama decides to move on. from Kailen DeBorg.

Oh, yeah, you know, you really want, you want a guy who's, he's taking over a historic program, two historic programs now. I mean, about it, you know, he's a guy with recruiting ties to the state of Alabama. I was going to say he's, he knows the area. Yep. Yeah. UNC. didn't do shit in the skin. Clothes are kind of already the same color.

He'll probably wear a necktie. Oh, man. He's got a very formal chin. He does. He does have a chin that you'd pair with a necktie. That's true. Remember when, God, Bama fans, remember when that was your problem? Wasn't that fun?

You weren't pretty enough. Remember when that was all you worried about? A quick FCS note, congratulations to Montana State. I'm going to be the number one seed in the FCS playoffs. Big Sky Best Conference. That's the good shit. Yeah. Can we stay out of a, sorry, right?

I was going to say, Boston College 4121 is misleading. This shit was 417 with six minutes to go. Ignore these garbage touchdowns. Yeah, ignore these garbage touchdowns that Boston College yielded. This North Carolina team does not have a pulse. They are terrible. I mean, for a state won today, UNC.

Come on. Can we continue to talk about teams that could beat Florida State and give a special shout out to the extra points bowl? Oh, sure. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Hello, Matt Brown. Looks like you had a lot of fun today. I hope your kids are in bed. Probably not. I hope they're not. Hi, Penny. I'm sure you're commenting in here. I hope they're all hopped up on Dr. Pepper and playing...

Matt got to flip the coin? Yeah. Got to wear the jacket. Got to do all the things. It looks like... Westminster defeated Marietta and the extra points all. We've always hated Mariet. No, I don't think that's true, actually.

I don't know. I don't want to go out on that one. It's weird to see that word and hear it pronounced like it said, but I recognize that most of you don't live in Georgia. May rata. May rata? That's one of our weirder allusions that I cannot quite get used to, but

So Matt Brown, I guess we should talk about what Ohio State accomplished today. There's, there is, there is no way to sugarcoat

this is there. Well, there's an aesthetic way to sugarcoat it. Okay. Which is to say that when our beloved Hoosiers triumph next week uh you can put a one in for each of the two eyes in indiana yeah that's fun that'll be fun that's fun and after the bowl game they will be i mean honestly i'm i'm not telling

them that they shouldn't be disappointed that they shouldn't be sad that sucked but 12 win Indiana, potentially, by the end of the season? How else? Yeah. I don't, not to already sim to the end of bring it on, but, uh, well, I think we still love you, Hoosiers. Yeah, well, so that would be a playoff quarterfinal, which entirely still on the table, especially after what the, uh, SEC contributed to the playoff race today.

Yeah, especially the way Ken State's looking also. I just, it, it, it, I don't like it when bad. arguments get confirmed, right? The argument about Indiana coming in was they haven't played anyone and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Okay. And the counter argument to that was they have looked elite against their schedule. They lost by a lot today and this final score might be slightly friendly to Indiana, arguably. That doesn't mean the previous 10 weeks were to lies.

It just means Ohio State is really, really good in a level above. If you have 12 teams in the Playoff, Indiana should be one of those 12 teams And based on, you know, thanks to some shit that happened elsewhere And probably will happen next week as well Indiana almost certainly will be one of those 12 teams But yeah, I hate it when like Bad thinking appears to be good thinking based on the result

Yeah, that's a really good way of putting a very annoying feeling into words It's also challenging because the 12-team playoff, I would say even more than the BCS and the 14 playoff did, make it really, really hard to draw big conclusions about a team from one game. Like, we'll use Old Miss as an example. You watch Old Miss play this Florida game. You also watch them beat Georgia pretty handily. Like, how are you supposed to reconcile all of these facts? like it becomes it's a weird it's a weird system that we put ourselves into where we're supposed like

I don't know how we're going to get away from recency bias with a lot of this shit frankly and that's going to suck too because like Ohio State struggled with Nebraska Nebraska's bowl eligible but this is all the way for me to segue me to Nebraska did it Nebraska is bowl eligible They kicked that streak we talked about on the show earlier this week to the side. They allowed more than, they allowed more than 21 points, and they still won the game, beat Wisconsin handily on to insert December bowl here. Doesn't matter, though, like genuinely happy for Nebraska fans that they don't have, like, is there more to be anguished about? of course 100% it's college football and you're Nebraska fans but but that this is done is great like I am genuinely happy for Nebraska fans who don't have to do the oh god we somehow went five and

seven again dance that was just also looked unpleasant this is great for our Hoosiers because Indiana defeated Nebraska so that's right that's right that's right um yeah Yeah. That was one other strange emotion was sitting here today watching Alabama ruined Tennessee's strength of schedule. I didn't like it as much as I thought I would. Congrats, Bama. But Florida helped your strength of schedule. Well, I mean, we beat Oklahoma, too, but...

That's true. That's true. I'm unfamiliar with all these emotions, and so I'm going to solve it the way I usually do by throwing mustard bottles. I'm going to do Georgia fans a real big solid, and I'm not going to mention anything about the UMass game. They do this every fucking time they do this. Yep, like, I don't even know why we commented on it anymore, why we comment on it anymore, and I comment on it every time, so I'm really talking about me. Like, I really like Booger McFarland on ESPN, and at one point during one of the breaks, they were talking bravely about this game, and he was like, you know, great to see Carson Beck finding his stride again. Carson Beck went 20 of 31 against UMass. I get that he didn't throw three picks, but like, can we call him the fuck?

This can't be like, all right, Carson Beck's back to be at a top 10 quarterback in the NFL draft. Like, stop it. Don't do this. Carson back. Mm-hmm. This is, you know what this is? This is another thing where it sounds like, where it sounds like arguments that we don't actually think are real are made to sound real. Yeah.

Like, there is, there is, oh, God, the degree to which the SEC agenda is not actually pushed by people whispering in your ear at ESPN, cannot be quantified. The thing that a lot of people don't want to hear is a shit ton of that is self-generated by the reporters themselves who want to maintain access to those athletic departments. But then you make it sound, you make it really hard to make that argument when you talk like this. I also think, like, sometimes I think it might just be, it might just be, like, interpreting conferences is the only way we have to talk about the sport. And so everybody sort of has to wander into one path or another. We have Carson Beck defenders in the comments on LinkedIn. Y'all know we can see that, right? That's, you know what?

But so can they're Georgia employers. And that's why they're being smart. That's actually one of the smartest things they're. can do it. Once again, the fullcast after dark is brought to you by Cinovus, probably. Sanovus, don't worry about it. Iowa State has, Iowa State has nine wins. That's not a thing Iowa State does.

I just want to make that very clear. We talk like, Tenman, Indiana, yep, super excited for it, et cetera, et cetera. Iowa State does not win nine games in a football season. They had done that exactly three other times in school history, one of them. them was in 1906. They have never won, much like Indiana, they have never won 10 games, have never done.

Will it get Matt Campbell another job? No, it will not. Hell no. No, it won't. No, it won't. Nope. Maybe the Bears. Would you rather coach the Chicago Bears or Iowa State? Iowa State probably has better weather.

Interesting. Iowa State has a chance to win its conference. Okay, sure. there's that Jay Cutler has never played at Ohio at Iowa State that sounds like a challenge

oh yeah you're right you notice that every time we scroll down the list to find the next game to talk about you kind of want to do an aggrieved sigh yeah here's one here's one

okay App State 20 App State 34 JMU 20 App State is bad this year, having a capital B bad year. James Madison has been kind of middle of the road, I would say. Like they were four and two in Sunbelt play and already had two losses coming into it. But I was pretty sure they were a better team than App.

This is like pretty close to, oh, okay, this is how you save your job and like show that you can, you can kind of pull this out. Like, I'm pretty sure this knocks JMU out of any chance of playing for the Sunbelt Championship. Obviously, it gives app a potential road to getting bowl. They play Georgia Southern for their last game. They are now three and one in their last four games after, like, a real rough start to the season. I just didn't expect that. Very feisty for Matt. Cal one

that's storied ACC matchup Cal Stanford And as I think we mentioned The second game Yeah Bowl eligible West Virginia Which will make nobody feel better

KSU Interim Coach Chandler Works is the youngest coach to ever win an FBS game age 20 years Oh God, how much younger than us is I'm sorry, what? What did you say? Age what?

What? I was kidding. He was the first quarterback for the first Kishu Alice team. And now he is a one-in-one head coach. I'm sorry, what year was he born? 96. Oh, Jesus, he's younger than Alex. I think.

Yeah. Oh. He's only two years older than Mac Jones. Which one? He's only like, what, uh, he's about the same age as Michael Pinnock's. Yeah, probably, probably. Let's look up who else was born that year and see how many of the, oh my God, he's the age of all those teeny tiny bands on the Coachella poster.

Yeah, that's right. That's right. Bull eligible Arkansas as well, we see you. I forget, you know, split seven zero talks about what this means for, uh, for Sam Pittman's contract, but I forget what it is. I think it means that it is, is, is, is, good for his buyout, basically. That's what it means. News you can use here on the shutdown forecast. After dark. Beck says,

oh, Jesus, he was born the same year. My folks got AOL in rural Alabama. Yeah. But pretty much everyone got AOL, though. Did you watch very much of Vanderbilt LSU? No, I sure didn't. Did anyone?

I just tuned in long enough to see that those jerseys are actually worse than I thought they were going to be because they put white helmets and pants on them. They look like they're practicing. LSU won this game by a touchdown. It was indeed kind of close for stretch. It was confusing because it didn't seem like LSU was having a ton of trouble moving the ball. And it didn't seem like Vanderbilt was consistently succeeding moving the ball. But 2417 is still 2417.

It is better than losing to Vanderbilt. We can ask both teams in Alabama about that. Garrett and Asmire threw for 332 yards. Vanderbilt barely got to 300 yards as a team. Yeah, I'm just going to, again, it's like the George game. I'm just not going to acknowledge it. And I think that's better for everybody involved. We have information via the chat that LSU fans were chanting Fire Kelly early in the game.

So that's special. Hey, I'm going to I'm going to kind of put on three or four three or four pairs of dish gloves and I'm going to reach very carefully into the disposal after the remains of the Pitt Louisville game. Did anybody see what this was?

This was... Pitt got a fourth quarter safety. Did you see that? Pitt did get a fourth quarter safety. They, Pitt just... Eli Holstein at some point, I got injured in this game, and I think he got taken off on a cart and came back with crutches and a leg brace of some sort. Pitt was not playing that great before that anyway. So not a lot of positive to report. For this.

Has Pitt lost four games in a row now? Did I make that up? Yep. since the skid yeah okay cool cool so there's that's kind of there's a kind of tidiness to that well if we're talking about how super conferences have led to too much cluster oh god i'm sorry i just looked at pitt's next game it's boston college next game oh it's the suddenly terrifying boston college you'll never get out of bill o'brien's still alive now this is going to be some da Vinci code shit that's cool that's fun you know what else is cool and fun you know what else is

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my favorite fact right now is that arizona state as of like 75 hours ago was unranked and as of right now they're like kind of in line for a first round buy it's a good system it's cool the definition of them being considered yeah yeah yeah this is a this is consideration if i've ever seen it um it has been raised have we talked about the pack 12 champions championship game. Yeah. The Pac-12 championship when I like ESPNs or they, excuse me, the AP headline here, Oregon State claim pack 12, quote fingers, title. Oh, boo. Rude. Fuck that. Of course this is a Pac-12 title. What else would it be? The words are right there on the screen. Where's the, hey, where's the other, if it's not this, where's the other one? If we had to declare an ACC Coastal

champion for however fucking many years, we can sure it's shit named a Pact 12 champion. That's right. If we have to pretend SMU is in the ACCC, Oregon State is the Pact 12 champion. Yes. You know what? They get rings. That's what I say. Oh, they better get rings.

Do you get rings. If they put up a go fund me for rings, we're going to fire cash at it. I think, because I don't think they can afford rings. They spent all their money on bringing in Utah State. I think Wazoo should give itself like division champion rings. Yeah, 100%. Yeah. Or maybe, maybe PAC, here is how we can split the baby.

They're a Pact 12 north and south now, yeah. Oregon State, you're the Pact 12 conference championship game winner. Wazoo, you're the Pact 12 regular season winner. There we go. Or Wazoo won the tournament, do it like basketball style. That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Um, yeah, uh, Wazoo really, huh, really gagged this game away at the end.

They gave up a crucial fumble that led to, uh, a absolutely crushed field goal. I think it was 54 yards. This has been, this has been a crazy good year for college kickers. Like not, obviously not across the board and not every time, but I feel like we have seen a lot of examples of, oh, wait, college kickers are good now, and you have to readjust everything. Because it used to be not that long ago, the idea of here's Oregon State, lining up for the tie-breaking 55-yard field goal, you'd be like, no chance. Unless he's like one of three kickers in college football, you'd be like, no, chump,

chump bullshit, going to push this so far right, you don't even know if it would have had the distance or not. But now they're good. They're really good. it's weird i wonder i wonder if this is why bama is bad now because um that you know for a long time it was a thing they were really good at everything but field goals and then bama became good at field goals and now everyone is good at field goals i don't know i don't really have a awake like those dots but um it's worth looking into it could be something you have someone

please no but i have something i have a really fun path forward from there which is that we start talking about, you know, Alabama, it may not show up on the scoreboard, but man, their special team's play is so solid. They'll love that, right? I mean, you say that. I did intentionally field a punt at the one-yard line that was about to go into the end zone. Did they strike the Heisman pose after?

No. That's true. Come on. That's true. Bama got beaten so bad that they got a touchdown. pulled off the board an incredible play by Ryan Williams who is at this point let's say he is 14 years old you know just like we're kind of like numb to his age let's like let's play it up a little bit it is incredible play probably the play of the day anyone anywhere and it just got yanked off the board

by the ref who was drunk or something and it didn't even matter because they lost by so much that that touchdown wouldn't have changed anything that's how bad Bama lost Oklahoma missed a wide open I think was a tight end on a trick play he would have just walked into the end zone and that didn't matter either didn't matter even a little bit who okay I have a hole in my brain okay what team and one of you guys can answer it and we'll pretend it's a quiz because I wrote this down and I didn't write down who did it and I don't know what game I was watching oh I'm excited one team at some point at the end of today had Two players wearing 21 on the field and too many guys in the backfield on the same play Huh wow I don't think I saw that sound sound chat you've been you've you've been summoned Don't go silent now chat you saw this chat you must know the answer Chat chat chat's always on a delay as well so we uh okay someone Okay, so dude our answer claims it's first oh that was you oh my god I swear was it you

Tep, now I feel bad. I swear to God I didn't set that up. That's all right. I'm too stupid to set that up. Sorry, U-Tep. Not that sorry, though. Eh. At halftime.

Hey, they didn't help themselves. They doinked a field goal, too. They didn't help themselves any. At halftime of ongoing games, USC leads UCLA 9 to 3. I will say something nice about this game. They are wearing their home and homes, and it is beautiful.

That's good. Nine three. They really are the Big Ten West. Air Force, Nevada is 7-6. And Fresno State, up 287 on Colorado State right now. Jason, how do you make that half-time adjustment? We're up past our bedtime. I got to get the fellas some juice boxes full of wake-up fuel.

Yep. Are we concerned that they're that they're celebrating that Colorado loss a little too vigorously in this early evening? Could be. Could be. Yeah, I recruited some, some damn haters. We fucking hate those guys. And when they suffer, we get a little too happy. And I need any players who are sad.

That's how we win. With a heavy heart, did we want to talk about Notre Dame at all? I mean, congrats on winning in Yankee stadium. Thanks for burying army like a Title IX complaint. The average Notre Dame fans' favorite sporting facility other than crypto.org or wherever the Lakers play now. It's between that and Cameron and Door, yeah. This is the second time this year that I was very wrong about Notre Dame.

If they hadn't gone and lost to NIU, I would say I'm really impressed with them, but I'm not. Jerseys look like, you know, your grandmothers who spent too much time on Canva. Calling those uniforms bedazzled makes them sound way more interesting than they actually were. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was some cricket shit. Ooh, man, like, considering Notre Dame is so tradition-heavy. and this, that, and the other, like, on the occasion when they're like, look what I made. Oh, my God.

It's terrible. Just terrible. Very good football team. Dismantled Army handily. This game was never close. This game was never even slightly scary. But I never, like, I don't want to watch a game in Yankee Stadium. And I certainly don't want to watch, like, this dark wing duck inspired, but also from

I still don't want to watch this team in the fucking playoffs. Y'all have my email address. I think I am okay with watching them in the playoffs, truthfully. In a manner of speaking, that's true. Like, I mean, they lost to N.I.U. I don't, like, there is no argument that this is, like, this team might be the best team in the country. So why have them in the playoffs? Because they've already made a comment earlier that that NIEU loss should count for four losses.

And I don't disagree. I mean, I think if you lose a game by 50 points or you lose a game to a team that is just nowhere near the realm of anything approaching a contender, we already know you don't belong. All right. Too late in the playoffs. Yes. Here's my case for. Here's my case for. With 12 teams, if Notre Dame only has one loss and there's all this other chaos, I am willing to put Notre Dame.

day men because of the cascade hater effect it will have on the others go on like like in if indiana gets in the playoff with an 11 and one record it's going to make a lot of people mad but we've already accepted that but that's largely predicated on it's indiana and we don't think they should be here in the first place it's nice to think it was how cute that they got an invitation to to our party but we didn't actually want them to have any cake um Notre Dame presents a more challenging case for that same crew, especially because they beat Texas A&M. And Texas A&M, even though they may not be SEC championship bound, that is a, that's a real boy. That's a, that's a, that's a real team, isn't it? And I, I think putting Notre Dame in a 12

team playoff instead of a four team, and I think that's important, is a no win, is a no lose situation because either Notre Dame will fall flat on its face and we'll just be like told you, Trash bags, shouldn't have been here, waste of time, even though their case was statistically sound, or Notre Dame will beat somebody else that really thought like, well, it's just Notre Dame, we fucking got it. And that would be delightful, too. We haven't seen that happen in the playoff era. Yeah, that's Notre Dame's fault. I am open, but I am open to the idea that that might be amusing, especially because then it's not. Brian Kelly who did it, is it?

Uh-oh. What happens when Marcus makes the playoff? But Brian Kelly's down here. This is an argument I understand. You shuffled the priests around and you still have the problem. I think, so Notre Dame in the playoff, to be clear, it would be in my personal favor because I have argued that they will be the first team to lose a home playoff game. I, in the spirit of, like, what a playoff should be, I'm not on board with me.

It doesn't matter what I think, but. I have a horrifying statistic to read, or I guess more of a fact. This is from Justin Ferber. This will be the seventh time in the last 12 Commonwealth Cups between Virginia and Virginia Tech, that the Hokies will be playing for bowl eligibility. The good news is they're 6-0. those games. Wow.

And they haven't lost the UVA in Black, yeah, they haven't lost the UVA in Blacksburg in a long time, but oof, God. Let's see, what else on the scoreboard? Someone asked earlier today about our planning process for these episodes. I'm like, oh, we just kind of scroll through the scoreboard. It consists entirely of when are we starting the show. Yeah.

And it's like, it's, it's always the, here folks bring you behind the, behind the scenes. it's always like should we go after this game ends and it's like always the same time we could just name a time but no we must wait until one or another game ends I kind of think of it as if we ever named a time it would stop working

yeah maybe so like if we ever named a time that time would just turn out to be drastically inconvenient game-wise for the rest of the season that time wouldn't happen it has been raised we have not talked about the game, the non-Saturday games of this week. Why?

What happened? There's really only one. He's he did something really cool. Yeah, that's the only game that really is essential, I haven't said, to mention. I would have, I would have predicted that he might have the ball, but I am not Dave Doran. That's just one of the, there's two or three ways you can tell us apart. That's one of them. don't tell people the others don't tell people the others it's important um hmm thank you to the user who

sometimes when when people send us things that say you have to see this on the internet i get annoyed because it's things that we've literally been posting to each other for the past hour, visibly. And sometimes you get user Nathaniel, who tagged all four of us and said, please, y'all, you must see. And what that led to was a picture of a cyber truck with Girl Dad across the back of it. So thank you, Nathaniel. That is indeed something I've never seen before. I do like the commenters Not once you get through with family court, man The commenters with LinkedIn Avies weighing in

Yep, audio's perfect here I'm telling you, it's the best I've never told a joke about anything But let alone this, LinkedIn is the most crisp and pristine audio experience I've ever had Maybe because no one else uses it for that Yeah, I think that's got to be it. It's not crowded. Also, they have to have like crazy, powerful, evil Palantir servers running that thing, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah, and we're the ones using all the kilobytes.

That's right. Nobody else is. Like, who else is the number one sports streaming show on LinkedIn? You tell me. You tell me. Oh, God, it's got to be something horrible. It's like, yeah, crypto sports. or whatever I know I know I know I know some copycats got I hear you hey colleagues of the industry I don't care that you're I don't care that you're doing live shows after Saturday that's there's a McAfee McAfee joke in here somewhere but I can't reach it oh yeah yeah well although I think let's all imagine imagine a version of it next one of you whoever decides to horn in on this action LinkedIn is our turf you fucks get away We will get you unrecommended for your skills.

That's right, Mighty Mouse 77. Using up all the LinkedIn bandwidth is Praxis. That's what it means. That is a good point. Think of all the terrible takes that we are preventing from reaching the internet by clogging LinkedIn. There are LinkedIn power users who are paying LinkedIn to do power use on there. And LinkedIn is buffing up the service. and then we swoop in.

We say, thank you very much. Thank you for the computing power. It is funny that we are that we are like not LinkedIn subscribers. We're just... No. I don't know. Have we missed anything that we need to hit

before the night is over? We haven't done any weird voice, but that's because Spencer's not here. So just imagine the weird voices he's doing at the F1 race in Las Vegas right now. Yeah, there's no like random sex food thing that usually shows up at 1 a.m. But it's not 1 a.m. yet, so I think we don't have any

new variants of Arby's this week. Don't you think it's interesting that Spencer's not here in Florida State breaks their losing streak? What are you saying? Is he a double agent? Just something to think about. Yeah. Just, you know, something to sort of ponder. Maybe he's been null the whole time.

Yeah, and he'll be back next week. when they play Florida. I guess we'll see where his true loyalties lie. That's assuming he makes it back from Vegas, which feels like a large assumption at this point. No way to know. No way to know. Pickles?

Pickles. Can we just start calling him pickles? Oh, yeah. Okay, listen, one of you is going to ruin this, but nobody tell him why, okay? Okay. 75 of you are going to tell him why, but don't tell them why. Listen.

Is this a thing where people start skeeting pickles at Spencer without explaining it? be clear. Could be worse. Yeah. Because he's not, hmm. He'll be like, is this because I'm wicked? Is this this thing from

wicked? He doesn't know what that is. Like, he doesn't even have enough awareness of it to know that there's a movie. How is that possible? There's nothing but Wicked ads on right now. Yeah, but that doesn't mean he knows what it means. It just kind of washes over it. He's easy to ignore. Like, I have,

roughly the same musicals awareness as Spencer and like I feel that I have seen that stuff a lot but also I couldn't tell you a single person in it or any of

the sounds it's making or anything like that so I don't know how this machine works it feels very easy to ignore it's just like a haze that appears on the screen I think I think Spencer would have a great time at a two hour and 40

musical movie adaptation that is only one half what if okay what can i tell him it's about to get him to go see it oh boy gosh i don't know if that's i know this feels like a high bar to clear but i i think the only thing you could do is based off the title like insist that it's in the john wick universe somehow yeah wicked you want to go see wit yeah it's it's the john wick it's the john It's like a, you're going to see the John Wick, Inc. Show? You got wicked. He shoots you. He shoots you, but it's a surprise.

Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I think you can, I think that's your play. Yeah. Keanu's not in it. So don't be, when you don't see Keanu in it, again, it's a prequel.

Ariana Grande is actually playing a young Keanu. She shoots you. Yeah. I know Jeff Goldblum's in the Wicked movie, y'all. Do you want 45 minutes for me about why I think the voice casting is misdone? Or do you want to get out of here and go to bed? Yeah, we can't do that. We got to go to bed.

We can. I don't have the power because you took my admin for the night. God damn it. I'm sorry. Sorry. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have that bad. Up is down.

Oklahoma's crushing Bama. Auburn's beaten A&M. Florida's winning at home. Nothing makes sense anymore in this crazy world. Its heads are falling off. Colorado State's losing a conference game. The biggest aberration of them all. You know, I will say,

be a real nice time for the 12th to have Texas. Just to have one stable thing at the top. God, it's going to be so fucking boring if that happens, though. Instead of the fucking home alone van, they're about to pack for the airport, of college football teams. Oh, shit, we forgot West Virginia. Down here, you know, it's more like the thing where they zip line from the window to the tree house.

Right. With everything on fire behind them. Huh. We made that noise a lot. We have. We have. It's because Florida won. It did it easily.

Never doubted. Florida one. I can't get over. the vibe shift there it's so fucking weird yep and like it's and that's and that's why lane kiffin's so sad in his post game conference because look how much fun florida's having and they're having florida's having so much fun that they took one of old miss's props they have like a turnover basketball hoop and they and they threw a florida decal on it and just started dunking on it while they were still their uniforms after the game this is like divorced dad comes to pick up kids for the

weekend and mom's new boyfriend has like taught them all to like make crapes yeah yeah something this like your shithead kids are like hey dad would you like a crepe yeah like and you can't be mad but you're mad anyway yeah it's it's awesome and it I will never die what was Jackson Dart doing J Q Hawk attorney at law he was throwing interceptions that's what he was doing he was throwing into triple coverage on the penultimate drive and And then he threw two more interceptions on the last drive. How is that possible?

I don't know, but Jackson Dart did it. There is an outstanding opportunity here, Oxford, for a toxic dart headline. All right. We should let's let's wrap with this during this game, which, uh, oh God, who, who called this game, Holly, do you remember? The Florida game? Yeah. Greg, oh, Greg McElroy. If you're wondering who called Jackson Dart the leader of the university.

So that's, that's exactly. Did we forget to talk about that? That's exactly what I want to end with. Greg McElroy was the color commentator for the Florida Ole Miss game. At one point, he's doing the thing where you, Jackson Dart, like, really has been, like, such a solid leader for this team and this program. And in many ways, he's the leader of the university. And I fucking died.

And then right after that, he follows that gem up with, I'm pretty sure right after that was when he said that Jackson Dart was praying on the sidelines. I'm like, Greg, he's doing something on the sidelines, but I'm pretty sure that's not who he's talking to. Man, like, if, if the thing is, Jackson Dart is the leader of the university, even if that's accidentally truthful, what a wonderful thing to have spoken into existence. I can tell, I can tell things are going well in the USC game because one LinkedIn user has commented, Lincoln Riley would fuck up a wet dream. Chat, has Lincoln Riley gotten his teeth done during the season? Because he looks like a Love Island contestant from like the chin to the nose right now.

Nowhere else. Oh, they're saying that because UCLA has taken the lead and it's now 10-9. Oh, yeah. The, uh, the, uh, the Joel Clack Gus Johnson booth got off to another great start today where Joel made fun of Gus for shaving his mustache. And I think Gus Which is nowhere near a comeback based on what Gus did to Joel last week.

That's true. And the answer said, yeah, I had a little bit of a mistake. So I just got rid of the whole thing. And Clat was learning this on air. Oh, sorry, buddy. It's a very hard job. It's a very hard job. They have like that they have the married

couple vibe that a lot of announcer couples have, but in the, like, the, I'm thinking about going back to wearing a watch kind of vibes. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yep. Yep. All right. We're not going to stay up late with y'all and watch USC, UCLA. But F-1 is about to start. Yep. So you've got that going for you. Hey, sorry, Texas and Kentucky. Your game happened, but we didn't talk about it. Don't worry. We'll talk about the Texas game next week, and Kentucky, you don't want us. talk about football. You know that. No. You know that.

All right. I think that's all we got. Sorry, one last comment. Mm-hmm. You know who else had a bad stash? Thank you, chat. Good night. Yeah. Night, everybody.

Good night, Vich.